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Strange Nuts
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66673
66716
If you don't know what this is yet lurk moar, you'll be averting your eyes in no time. Now where were we?
We last left off with the party barging on in a very irate Kiynen who has recently laid a clutch of 5 eggs and is still sensitive about it. Still, no one died in the process and Addy seems to have sworn fealty to them,... whatever that's about. So we return to the party,... who has already split up with Tracy venturing to Cardashil to try and find a lead on the elvenniggers who keep jacking their shit. Infernius has been assisting Slovenia in felling trees and reinforcing the outer wall of Durpistan. Torcuil has been getting bantzed by Snek, and a bunch of stuff I'm probably forgetting and will get shit on reminded of.
With no further adieu,....
477 replies and 14 files omitted.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66674
66675
Tracy begins by scouting the city in stealth, taking inventory of her active cards, and keeping a wide radius from any Shazbots.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66675
66677
>>66674
Outside the city there's the consistent line of entrants, however the line is moging MUCH more slowly, and in fact several of those in line have taken to carrying bedrolls and small tent structures.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66676
66681
>"I'M BORED"
"Well why don't you find something to do rather than BITCH ENDLESSLY"
>"Well what are you doing?"
"Currently? Heading to the tavern to try and get information"
>"I'm coming"
"Fine, but don't shoot anyone"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66677
66678
>>66675
She decides to turn invisible and slowly gravitates towards the front of the line, hoping to listen in on any changes to security.
As she does so, she checks her cards to see if they're still valid.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66678
66679
>>66677
Toward the front of the line, several of those in line are arguing with the entrance attendants. Apparently now that there isn't a warehouse full of nasty undead things to placate, Cardashil has gotten more picky about who (and why) new entrants are accepted. This has not been taken well by many of the petitioners.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66679
66680
>>66678
"Well buck this.." Tracy curses silently, solemnly promising herself that she'll never wait in another line again.
Still invisible, she circles around the perimeter of the dome, searching for any new hazards before she cuts her way in.
LAfZe
?
No.66680
66681
[1d20+21 = 33]
>>66679
Rolling Search to examine the architecture, I guess.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66681
66682 66684
>>66676
Meanwhile, Torcuil and Snek arrive at the tavern, which tho sparsely occupied (its the middle of the day!), has a few chatty older fellows.
>>66680
Tracy discovers a hidden door, recently installed. It has a small message carved into it. It says "Oh FFS go inside, the party is on friendly terms with Cardashil Xp"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66682
66683
>>66681
Tracy makes her way into the city, activating her mask to disguise herself as Gorplemonger while remaining invisible (because why not?).
She trots deeper into the city in stealth, avoiding bots and becoming familiar with notable locations, observing her phone-thing for guidance.
She looks for one of the teleportation gates.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66683
66685
>>66682
Is there any particular area she is looking for? She has access to all the common areas of the city, as well as the domiciles of the individuals who's IDs she appropriated.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66684
66686
>>66681
Torc heads over to the most populated table of the tavern, and begins to talk with the men.
Meanwhile, Snek tries a shot of everything the tavern has.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66685
66686
>>66683
Is there an information kiosk?
She breaks into Gorplemonger's apartment and takes all of his stuff.
"That fat ass from earlier mentioned something about the museum.. Maybe I should check around there.. I wonder how many levels to this place there are." she wonders to herself, as she helps herself to gaudy clothes.
"Anyway I bet those charcoal weirdos are hiding somewhere deep. I'm gonna need a better card.." she thinks to herself, as she travels towards the shopping district, where she assumes she can find some classier targets.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66686
66687 66690
>>66684
Should I have Snek roll a fortitude save, or should I assume that he's gonna keep going till he's fux0red?
Meanwhile, the old timers welcome Torcuil, recognizing him immediately.
>>66685
Gorplemonger has absolutely horrible taste in clothes and decor, his belongings are entirely unappealing,... unless ur gay or something. Xp

Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66687
66688
>>66686
Okay then, after determining nothing of value, Tracy decides to look for some place fancier.
Is there a jewelry shop?
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66688
66689
>>66687
Of course, it has quite the reputation amongst the Shills (that's what I'm calling citizens of Cardashil). Following the directions indicated by the ID, Tracy approaches a large and shiny structure with the name "Jared" in fancy lettering.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66689
66691
>>66688
Tracy approaches the shop slowly, still invisible, sizing up the security system before she enters.
7SScu
?
No.66690
66691
[1d20+15 = 27]
>>66686
Snek's going until he's fucked.
Torc goes ahead and has some friendly conversation with them, not having many friends that are... similar for lack of a better word. Though he's really listening the most when the topic turns to big events around the port, or stories of foriegn lands.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66691
66692 66694
>>66689
The security seems minimal, as though there's robots with flammenwerfers running around outside.
>>66690
Snek succeeds.
"Foreign lands? Can't help 'ye there lad. We've been fishing here our whole lives. I was gonna be an adventurer once, until I took an arrow in the leg. Can't say any of us know what to tell 'ye. There are foreign lands though, that I hearded." the other men nod their heads thoughtfully.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66692
66693
>>66691
Torc realizes this was the wrong place to go for this type of information, but sticks around for a while longer.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66693
66695
>>66692
"What're ye looking for exactly? Maybe there's something we know, but we're too simple to make the connection?"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66694
66696
>>66691
Tracy hides in an alley, and changes her disguise, assuming the likeness of a hoo-man version of herself, in a black dress.
She strides confidently into the shop, checking out the merchandise and taking note of the customers.
She approaches the front desk.
"Hello. Do you carry blood diamonds?"
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66695
66696
>>66693
"Well, sorry for not making myself clear. I was wondering I anyone knew anything about lands belonging to elves or dwarves for example."
Torc tries to continue, but Snek interrupts with drunk hissing. It only stops once Torc reverts Snek to a staff.
"Sorry about that"
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66696
66697 66698
>>66694
The cashier looks around nervously. "Why no,... we would never carry conflict diamonds? Why would you ask?" unconvincing smile.
>>66695
"Ah, don't sweat it lad. If yer wanting to know about the elves and dwarves, well everyone knows that they've got their own lands beyond the Sil wall.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66697
66700
>>66696
"Sil wall? Thank you for the help"
Torc buys a round of drinks and jokes around a bit before heading to the port library.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66698
66699
>>66696
"Oh, pardon me; I meant to say blue diamonds, totally." Tracy says, her tone now hushed
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66699
66702
>>66698
"Ah yes, blue diamonds! ha... ha Yes, of course!" shows display case, "These here have been honestly and legitimately sourced, by little fairies who magic little dew-drops into diamonds, and definitely not by cruel and abusive slave labor!" the cashier beams.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66700
66701
>>66697
"Ah, thank ye lad. But could ye bring back yer snake friends? He's a riot!"
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66701
>>66700
"Oh I'm sure he'll be back soon"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66702
66703
blood_diamond_by_besv.jpg
>>66699
"Hmmm, yes, yes.. It's quite difficult to find 'blue' diamonds these days, especially in pairs." Tracy says pompously, her eyes wandering over the display.

Just to get a picture. How many customers are in this shop?
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66703
66704
>>66702
IDK, 3? Its not a busy day.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66704
66705
>>66703
Are they well dressed?
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66705
>>66704
Yes,....
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66706
>inb4 a defenseless Shill gets roasted
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66707
66708 66709
Tracy looks over the diamonds hinting at a vague disappointment.
"Hmmm.. I was looking for something a bit bluer.." she says "Think you could check in the back for a few minutes? I need to call my agent, so I'll be in the ladies room."
And with that, she walks off to the restroom, hiding a confident smile
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66708
66709
>>66707
After entering the restroom, she finds a stall and activates her ring of invisibility, unless she passes anyone on the way there.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66709
66711
>>66707
"Please, take your time."
>>66708
No, there is no one in the bathroom
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66710
Torc heads to the library and looks for the Sil Wall on a map.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66711
66712
>>66709
After becoming invisible, Tracy leaves the restroom, sneaks outside, and approaches one of the other customers.
LAfZe
?
No.66712
66713
[1d25 = 6]
>>66711
Rolling to steal shill's identity.
LAfZe
?
No.66713
66714 66715
[1d20+25 = 29]
>>66712
>rolled 1d25
whups
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66714
66722
>>66713
After retrieving her prize, Tracy quickly retreats to the restroom and examines its level of access.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66715
66722
>>66713
"Oh my, these random pieces of polished unprecious metal are to *die* for!" says the customer, as Tracy swipes her shit.
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66716
66717 66720
>>66673
"wood horse me need help setting up outpost at sil wall."
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66717
66718 66719
>>66716
"Odd, you seem less Natsoc than usual,..."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66718
>>66717
kek
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66719
>>66717
"it happen when fags power go out."
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66720
66721
>>66716
"At the Sil wall? I thought this was going to be a LOCAL development!" Slovenia is not pleased.
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66721
66723
>>66720
"oh relax it just watchtower and barracks."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66722
66726
>>66714
>>66715
"Hmmm.. looks like another dud.. I'm gonna need a bigger fish." Tracy mutters to herself in the stall before leaving the bathroom, this time no longer invisible.
She returns to the front desk.
"Anything of interest in stock?"
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66723
66727
>>66721
Still slightly offended. "Even so, this will require a significantly greater amount of wood! I swear,...." she mutters going back to her drawing board.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66724
I'm just gonna go ahead and say Torc found a map and now knows the position of the Sil Wall.
He then heads to the airship, preparing it alone while his help is absolutely shitfaced.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66725
NUERmap.png
Sil wall in red
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66726
66728
>>66722
She will need time to ascertain the value of her newest ID, but keeping composure,....
"If our merchandise is not to your preference, is there perhaps a special order you might consider?" the cashier offers, eager to make a sale.
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66727
66729 66731
>>66723
"uh me will be your friend forever me know you horses like friendship., you will be helping set up the newest addition to nation state."

Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66728
66730
>>66726
"Hmmm.. Only the bluest diamonds will do. Something with history, if you're willing to provide in a timely fashion.." The pale woman says with mock disinterest
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66729
66730
>>66727
"I wonder if Infernius would like to come.... Where is he?"
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66730
66734 66736
>>66729
"Him? I'm sure he's off talking to the Saw hoers," an old fellow offers, 4th-wall-breakingly
>>66728
"We do have a... guy... who might have,... 'blue' diamonds like you're requesting. Please check back in a few days." the cashier offers shiftingly.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66731
66733
>>66727
"You horses?!" oops
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66732
Slovenia runs off in a huff
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66733
66735
>>66731
"no wait come back! what me say?"
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66734
66735
>>66730
"H-how'd you get on my airship?"
Torc freaks out as he finishes the teleportation...
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66735
66737 66738
>>66734
"I have no idea. As far as I know,...." he says, disappearing entirely.
>>66733
Infernius catches a few side comments about "pansies" and "insufferably friendly" and "bitches".as Slovenia retreats to her cabin.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66736
>>66730
Tracy's eyes narrows
"A few days, you say.. Well, I would be willing to wait, for the bluest diamonds."

...
And with that, she leaves the shop, not bothering to put back the card she swiped, but flipping through it, hoping to find anything tha could lead her to a higher access target
"Big fish, big fish..!" She mutters to herself, flipping through social media for any signs of something worth going to
"... Where'd that fatass and her friends hang around..?" she thinks to herself, growing increasingly frustrated, having to handle the small tablet with her floating glove-things.
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66737
66739
>>66735
*follows slovakia*
"Are all horses this willing to let there countries be taken over?"
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66738
66739
>>66735
Torc appears about 10ft above the ground inbetween Infernius and sawhoers.
"Why does that keep happening... Hi guys, I was just getting ready to take the airship to the Sil Wall, anyone wanna go?"
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66739
66740
>>66737
She stops and turns suddenly on Infernius. "Look HERE!" she approaches rapidly and pokes him in the chest with her horn. "I don't know what kind of unicorn you're used to dealing with, but I'll NOT tolerate that sort of grandstanding! OH!" she says as >>66738 happens.

Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66740
66741
>>66739
"Am I interrupting something?"
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66741
66742
>>66740
"Not at all, we're all 'friends' here," Slovenia spits with only a bit of salt in her voice.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66742
66743 66744
>>66741
Torc is completely oblivious to the current salt fest
"Anyway, last offer. One free ticket to the Sil Wall, bags fly free. Returning flights are 5gp"
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66743
66745 66749
>>66742
Slovenia looks from Torcuil to Infernius, and then back to Torcuil. "I do hope you don't expect me to run off on this venture,...." and mutters various things about "friends" and "nice" and "pernicious vermin".
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66744
66749
>>66742
"i think me said something stupid."
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66745
66746
>>66743
"look me sorry, me didnt know."
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66746
66747
>>66745
"Yes. Well! Lets put this behind us then," she says, muttering bits about hugs and feels.
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66747
>>66746
*hugs wood hores*
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66748
66754
Tracy looks through her phone-thing for any kinds of popular entertainment.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66749
66750 66751
>>66744
"So nothing too out of the ordinary old pal?"
>>66743
"What venture? I was just heading that way and wanted to know if you guys where interested."
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66750
66752 66753
>>66749
"Be that as it may, I'm really not suited for adventuring! I tried to be an adventurer once, but I took an arrow to the leg,...."
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66751
66752
>>66749
"yea, we were just talking about going to sil wall before you teleport here.'
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66752
66755
>>66751
"Well you don't say?"
>>66750
"Think of it as a vacation. Besides, I'm sure we could find some cool woodwork to look at"
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66753
>>66750
"imagine the different types of trees we find."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66754
66755
>>66748
*flips through network pages*
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66755
66756 66757
>>66754
Karaoke seems quite popular, from what the ID is reporting.
>>66752
Her expression is still cross, but she seems to lighten a bit at the thought of different woods to play with.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66756
66758
>>66755
"Plus the airship has an open bar if that's your thing. And storage for wood you might wanna bring back."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66757
66761
>>66755
Tracy decides to check out the karaoke clubs as her next destination.
She trots off, stealthily.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66758
66759
>>66756
"Hmmmm,... well perhaps I may tag along,... but don't expect me to get my hooves bloody!"

Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66759
66760
>>66758
"No, I don't expect bloodshed. Besides, why are you two planning a trip there?"
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66760
66762
>>66759
"I was quite content planning the revitalization of Durpistan, but apparently a guard-tower outside the Sil wall is more pressing," Slovenia quips.
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66761
>>66757
Since its still the afternoon, the Karaoke bars are pretty dead. Still, there's customer service reps available.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66762
66763
>>66760
"Leave it to Infernius. If I help you with the Durpistan project will you help him?"
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66763
66764 66765
>>66762
"The Durpistan wall project is already finished! The city however will take quite some time. And while I've never been to this 'Sil wall', I am quite sure they have their defenses quite in order."
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66764
66766
>>66763
"you can never have enough defenses."
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66765
66766
>>66763
"I meant the city you- nevermind, neither do I know much about the Sil Wall, as I have just learned about it."
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66766
66767 66768
>>66764
"So sayeth the unnecessarily large bovine,..."
>>66765
"Just learned?! Where have you been?"

Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66767
66769
>>66766
"Hell and under a rock"
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66768
66769
>>66766
"oh it all necessary." *F L E X*
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66769
66771 66772
>>66767
She looks at Torcuil as though he's just said something absurd.
>>66768
And then looks at Infernius as though he is absurd.
"The Sil wall is an edifice that was created by several races and societies, to avoid the cruel and oppressive regime of Kefka. Seriously, have you been paying attention at all?"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66770
66773
Fuck it. I'm losing my mind.
Tracy turns around and decides to use her wand to detect any traces of magick in the shop from earlier. Invisible, in stealth.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66771
66773
>>66769
Torc looks away from the butterfly passing by
"Hmmm, what?"
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66772
66773
>>66769
"me just hit stuff good. me dont pay attention to what shitskins made wall."
Anonymous
RfRLa
?
No.66773
66774 66776
>>66770
Very faint, almost infanitesimal. Whatever left these traces was meager at best, and not worth consideration.
>>66771
"You said,... nevermind."
>>66772
"Very well, do hit things when the time comes. I'll supervise," When did I become the story-mover? Where the f--- is Thez?!