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Strange Nuts
Anonymous
RfRLa
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No.66673
66716
If you don't know what this is yet lurk moar, you'll be averting your eyes in no time. Now where were we?
We last left off with the party barging on in a very irate Kiynen who has recently laid a clutch of 5 eggs and is still sensitive about it. Still, no one died in the process and Addy seems to have sworn fealty to them,... whatever that's about. So we return to the party,... who has already split up with Tracy venturing to Cardashil to try and find a lead on the elvenniggers who keep jacking their shit. Infernius has been assisting Slovenia in felling trees and reinforcing the outer wall of Durpistan. Torcuil has been getting bantzed by Snek, and a bunch of stuff I'm probably forgetting and will get shit on reminded of.
With no further adieu,....
477 replies and 15 files omitted.
Anonymous
IW8uA
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No.67096
67097 67098
>>67095
>glares in Wyvern
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67097
67101
>>67096
>"Listen, I wanna talk a bit before you try biting my head off"
+bwiD
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No.67098
[1d20 = 15]
>>67096
*skins dead wyvern*
Anonymous
LAfZe
?
No.67099
67100 67101
>>67094
Tracy senses the creatures behind her, but keeps walking, determined to see just how far she can keep this up before she's attacked or otherwise interacted with.
Anonymous
LAfZe
?
No.67100
>>67099
Mind that she's in disguise, and that the majority of her equipment is in her concealed bag.
bOUiA
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No.67101
67103
[1d20+8 = 10]
>>67097
>"Talk is pointless"
>>67099
As Tracy approaches, she detects the faint sounds and smells of about a half dozen elves behind her. Additionally, the smell emanating from the 'horse' is also consistent with elves.
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.67102
67104
And a poorly thrown net crashes to the ground next to her.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67103
67106
>>67101
>"Usually I'd agree with you my fellow reptilian, but currently you have two choices. We can talk and negotiate or you can have your wings clipped and we'll drop you off the tall end of this here wall."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67104
67105 67106
>>67102
Tracy lets out a feral whinny and gallops forward, but not at full speed; gauging how the elves around her react.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67105
>>67104
[wild hoers noises]
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67106
67107 67108
>>67103
>"More like you wish to interrogate me and then do with me as you have my kin." he says, tilting his head toward Infernius.
>>67104
As she increases her speed, the horse she is now running toward casts a spell. The surrounding area, formerly with decent space between each tree fills with growing vines and stalks causing the area around him, her, and the pursuing elves to become thickly overgrown and impassable.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67107
67112
>>67106
>"Well my associate isn't over there, and the red one? Bordering on certifiable insanity, no bully. But my associate should be able to tell you more. Besides, I know some great places for prey and you'd be well taken care of."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67108
67109
>>67106
Tracy, in mock panic (although secretly frustrated), slows to a halt and kicks the earth, all the while snorting and whinnying in horse.
>[recites her shopping list in native language]
Her head darts left and right, waiting for the elves to make their move.
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67109
67110
>>67108
The elves are just as surprised as Tracy is, but with a visual distortion, the horse turns into an elf with white eyes, leaning on a withered cane. He raises his hand both to calm Tracy and his clansmen.
"Hold there please, I would prefer to avoid violence."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67110
67111
>>67109
Ha, I knew he was a Druid.
[snorting noises]
*kicks earth*
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67111
67114
>>67110
The elf slowly steps forward. "Now now, there's no need for that. Its not often that one comes across a blue pony, and yours is a most unusual breed." he says smiling, while the elves around him exchange uncomprehending glances. His features sharpen suddenly. "Why have you come here, and why have you attacked my clansmen?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67112
67113
>>67107
>"You expect me to believe you? If you're interested in my well being you'll let me go."

Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67113
67115
>>67112
>"Yeah yeah, one sec you overgrown gecko"
Snek sends a quick telepathic message to Torc letting him know to be ready to casts spell, then he unties the wyvern he's talking too.
>"There, ya happy?"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67114
67115
>>67111
>why have you attacked my clansmen?
Tracy's mind races blankly as she realizes she really didn't actually have any reason at all (aside from being shot at, but that was after she already jumped off of the boat); which would be apparent, if not quite confusing, through the Druid's empathy.
Her illusion as her body shifts coat shifts from brown to blue, and Nicholas Cage's seductive face appears on her flank in the midst of a dazzling rainbow pattern.
"... Neigh..."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67115
67116 67119
>>67113
>unties
A stretch, given he has no hands, but whatever.
The Wyvern stands up slowly flexes its wings a bit, and then turns its gaze on Snek.
>"What's your game?"
>>67114
The elves around gasp at the sudden change. "Its a start, but yet you hesitate to answer my questions. This puts me in a difficult position." His eyes stare straight ahead unblinkingly, as he makes his way over to one a tree and whispers to it.

Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67116
67117
>>67115
>"No game, just wanted to show we aren't completely terrible people. So we won't kill you first chance we get."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67117
67118
>>67116
>"Then why are you here? Did you tire of raids for your amusement?"
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67118
67120
>>67117
>"Well, we originally came to meet the ones behind the wall. We felt we could establish a beneficial relationship in my associates words. But before my associate could signal we where friendly, they shot the one on my back square in the chest."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67119
67120
>>67115
Tracy holds her ground, watching the old man.
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67120
67121 67123
>>67118
>"And how many of ours have fallen to your hand? You lot have made your intentions clear the last time you came through."
>>67119
He nods thoughtfully and turns back to Tracy. "Most interesting. Your ship, that doesn't belong to you, or it least it hadn't always, had it?"
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67121
67122
>>67120
"This is our first time here. The others came about six months ago and I came into play shortly after. Now if you're referring to a group you'll have to talk to my associate for better details."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67122
67124
>>67121
>"Lies, this ship is known to me. As I said, this is not the first time we have seen it."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67123
67125
>>67120
This Wyvern is rather eloquent.
>>67120
Tracy realizes that she has two options: stab, or listen; she chooses to remain silent and do the latter.
She's gotten the drift that this old elf is able to feel her emotions, and decides to just let him, slowly nodding to confirm his question.
although the ground beneath her smokes faintly as she's reminded of that godawful cunt
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67124
67129
>>67122
>"Uhhhh, Torc? This Wyvern has something to tell you you might find interesting. The ship has attacked the wall before."
"So that's why..."
>"Yep"
"Tell him we aren't associated with Kefka or any other groups, and the owner of this ship attacked us before we stole it from them."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67125
67126
>>67123
"You couldn't possibly operate alone, my friends tell me of a variety of different forms of combat that took place. I would like to speak with you and your compatriots. I think we might have information for one another."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67126
67127
>>67125
>stab
>not stab
>stab
>not stab
>stab
>... no stabbing right now
Tracy stares at the man for a few seconds, then finally speaks.
"..I don't see why not.." Tracy says, puffing out her cheeks and turning around as if to lead him back
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.67127
67128
>>67126
Again, more startled noises from the elves. Some hold spears nervously, while others just look bewildered. The blind you caught that right? elf simply smiles and follows. As Tracy approaches the edge of the circle of overgrowth, he raises his hand and the section in front of her withers away. "Proceed. That won't be necessary," he says without turning, as the other elves make to follow.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67128
67133
>>67127
Tracy begins to trot down the path, gawking at the elves who gasped at her in a rather cocky manner.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67129
67130
>>67124
>"Uh, after bombarding you with these questions and information, do you have a name?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67130
67131
>>67129
>"Vern"
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67131
67132
>>67130
>"Well Vern, I wish it could have been under better circumstances that we met."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67132
67135
>>67131
>"And you, do *you* have a name?"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67133
67134
>>67128
Tracy takes in the scenery as she trots through the forest, taking her time to allow the elves to keep up with her pace.

"Hmmmm... Taller than the trees that self-righteous cunt claimed to guard..."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67134
67136
>>67133
"I'm sorry?"
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67135
67158
>>67132
>"Mine is Mr. Snek. Quite easy to remember, even for me."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67136
67137
>>67134
Tracy turns to the elf, having been talking to herself.
"Oh, I was just thinking of some bitch of a unicorn I know.."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67137
67138
>>67136
He tilts his head slightly, but shakes it off almost immediately.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67138
67139
>>67137
Tracy stares intently at the man, her speed slowing, betraying her irritation of at the subject, before she speeds up again, snorting in frustration.
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67139
67140
>>67138
"No need to get agitated, I'm not even armed." he says. "Well, there is this, but you don't seem like this would be much good against you."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67140
67141
>>67139
*suppresses urge to steal his stick*
"Nah, it's nothing about the lot of you.." Tracy says, resuming her invincible, cocky demeanor
"Just something personal from a while ago.." she mutters, almost whispering
"... cunt..."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67141
>>67140
Tracy keeps walking, now in a sour mood.
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67142
67143
As Tracy and the elf approach the wall beneath the ship, he whispers a few words and begins walking in the air, as though up a flight of stairs.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67143
67144
>>67142
Tracy, in an intentionally sudden motion to spook the elves on either side of her, doubles in size and takes off in a blaze of blue flame.
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.67144
67145
>>67143
Flying, she makes the deck well in advance of the fellow, who continues to ascend with slow and measured steps.
Meaning, she has a few moments to talk to whomever before he arrives
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67145
67146 67148
>>67144
"I brought I guy who wants to talk. Don't kill him." Tracy says flatly as she lands on the deck of the ship
Anonymous
+bwiD
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No.67146
67147
>>67145
"why?"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67147
>>67146
"Meh. I just felt like it." Tracy says, reclining on one of the chairs to polish her girls.
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.67148
67149
>>67145
Tracy's arrival interrupted a discussion between Thez and Addy, the latter of whom promptly disengages the conversation (the former facepalming) to look over the side of the ship. "Where? I don't see anybody. Oh there he is! Oooh! He's doing the thing where you walk on air!"
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.67149
67150
>>67148
"what you do here red elf?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.67150
67151 67152
>>67149
As he eventually makes his way up and over the rail of the ship, he dusts off his furs and hides and comes to stand toward the front of the ship. "Interesting, I was wondering very much the same about you. This vessel is known to me, but you all are not. What became of those who previously operated it?"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67151
67153
>>67150
"Stabbed them." Tracy interjects
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.67152
>>67150
"they attack us, they dead."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67153
67154 67156
>>67151
"Truly? Most interesting, Well then, you have dine my people a great favor. That group had attacked our home on several occasions, and several months ago ambushed a gathering party and took them prisoner. Their fate is unknown to us." he says sadly. "This ship passed by this way several weeks ago, I regret that our soldiers mistook your identity and purpose. I am called Bagiste, and these woods are my charge."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67154
67155
>>67153
Tracy just nods an goes back to polishing her cutlery, leaving the speaking to the others.
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67155
67157 67158
>>67154
"If you are not here to raid, why have you come here?"
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.67156
67159
>>67153
"a unicorn stole your people after we freed them."
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.67157
>>67155
"we here to see whats beyond wall."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67158
67176
>>67155
"The mage summoned me here to stab things. I can't say that raiding was off the table."
*looks towards Torc*
>>67135
"What'd you bring this ship here for anyway?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.67159
67160
>>67156
"A unicorn you say, I will have to speak to the trees about this. As far as the wall, this entire section is under our watch. Nothing is permitted to live here that cannot operate within a delicate balance, as it has been for several hundred years. There are of course other sections, but we do not concern ourselves with them, and they do not concern themselves with us."
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.67160
67161
>>67159
"who control other sections?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67161
67162
>>67160
He shrugs "Hard to say. We're isolationists, disinterested in hearing of other sections or groups. I am aware that one section is operated by dwarves, but I can't speak to the others."
Anonymous
+bwiD
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No.67162
67163
>>67161
"your men shoot my daughter in chest. you owe us something for doing that."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67163
67164
>>67162
"I am quite certain that my men paid for their mistake, regrettable though it may be," he says, as several piles of corpse still litter the top of the wall. "We will have to retrieve them."
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.67164
67165 67167
>>67163
"me could resurrect them."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.67165
67166
>>67164
"All of them?" Tracy asks incredulously
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.67166
67167 67168
>>67165
"well, yea, it was just misunderstanding after all."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67167
67168 67170
>>67164
>>67166
"They haven't been dead long, I'm sure they could be raised," he smiles.
Anonymous
LAfZe
?
No.67168
>>67166
>>67167
".. Well, good luck with that then." Tracy says, her tone genuine
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.67169
67171
"And what would you ask in return?" he asks, raising an eyebrow
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.67170
67172
>>67167
"adolf,me pray that these men that have been killed rise from the dead."
*casts raise dead*
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.67171
>>67169
"well me like those big lizards you have. maybe an egg?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67172
67173 67174
>>67170
It would take several days to raise them all, shall we skip a bit until then?
Also, I should probably crash if we're gonna do this tomorrow
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.67173
>>67172
sure.
Anonymous
LAfZe
?
No.67174
>>67172
If there's nothing left to kill/steal, Tracy would just want to go home and tend to her birbs
Yeah. It's late and my brain is running on autism alone at this point.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67176
67177
>>67158
"I wanted to meet the people beyond the wall, this wasn't part of the plan by any means."
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.67177
67178
>>67176
"I take it you don't know the full history of the wall. You mentioned fleeing behind the wall once, that is not accurate. Several hundred years ago when I was still a boy, Kefka gathered his Empire. That's not quite accurate actually, it would be more accurate to say that he usurped some and destroyed the rest of the existing nation who's capital stood where the Court City now resides." he says, looking over the railing at the City in the distance.
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67178
67179
>>67177
"Would it interest you to know that Kefka has been killed?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67179
67180
>>67178
"It would interest me, but it is also rather worrying. Kefka's court was only kept in line for fear of his retribution. I can't imagine what might result of his absence."
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.67180
67181
>>67179
"I see... Tell me, could you give us more information on his court? I wish to confront them."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67181
67182
>>67180
"Alas, I cannot. I can tell you that many years after the wall was built, to serve as a front against the progression of the Empire, many races cooperated to maintain the wall. Over time, offensives diminished, and finally the assaults stopped altogether. That was over 100 years ago, and my understanding of the situation is rather outdated."
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.67182
67183
>>67181
"One hundred years? This has been going on longer than I thought. Are there any other leaders we could speak to?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.67183
67184
>>67182
"Of course, this is just one section of the wall. The wall is several miles wide, and there are sections to the north-west and south that are in the control of the many races." He thinks for a moment. "Assuming the dynamic is still the same, the section to the south is in the control of Humans, and that to the north-west is controlled by Dwarves. How they govern themselves is beyond me however, we have no diplomatic relations."
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67184
67185
>>67183
Torc let's out a low whistle.
"It is an impressive wall. What about your people, who is your leader?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.67185
67186
>>67184
He chuckles. "The forest leads my people. We watch over it, and it watches over us. As for the wall, you've only seen one edge of it. The east face of the wall is some distance that way," he says, pointing off the bow.
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.67186
67187
>>67185
Torc looks slightly shocked, but decides it's a fair answer.
"I understand. Thank you for your assistance, and I am sorry for the trouble we have caused."
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67187
67188 67190
>>67186
"I do regret the losses we've sustained, but never have we experienced trouble that was remedied so by those whom we have exchanged blows." he shifts topics a moment. "On the way here, your lovely blue pony said something about my people being freed from bondage, but then stolen away. Might you be able to elaborate on this?"
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.67188
67191 67194
>>67187
"Ah yes. When a dawrf came to the port we where staying at, I had some suspicions that he was a slaver. Sadly my suspicious turned out to be true. Me and this unicorn freed them and then after a while her and the elves disappeared. For all I know she could be returning them, but I am not that confident. She's pure white and answers to the name of Trollestia. Don't hesitate to find a way to contact us if you find her."
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.67190
67192
>>67187
"What your name elf?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67191
67193 67194
>>67188
"Trollestia you say? A unicorn should be known to the trees. I will see what I can learn, especially since our people have not returned. Still, I am most impressed that you would stick your neck out on a whim. I am doubly impressed and grateful to you." he bows deeply in reverence.
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.67192
67195
>>67190
"I am called Bagiste, vanguard of the South."
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.67193
>>67191
Torc returns the bow.
"It was no trouble, I know how it is to have one's people enslaved."
Anonymous
LAfZe
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No.67194
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>67191
>>67188
*Sharpening stops*
Tracy head turns towards the conversation, although she says nothing.
Anonymous
+bwiD
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No.67195
67196
>>67192
"Will you allow us to build fort here, your people can use it when they need too. Its part of why we came here looking to keep an eye on Zionist. You know anything about the zionists?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.67196
67197
>>67195
"Zionists? I haven't heard that word before, no. Building a fortress however, while not impossible, is not a simple matter. We abhor the ill treatment of trees and will not permit them to be cut for any structure. On the other hand, if one can be constructed without scarring the face of this landscape, the counsel of Elders may grant your request. I would be happy to speak on your behalf, given all I have learned. Truly an unexpected day," he smirks, shaking his head as though an expression of fatigue.
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.67197
67198
>>67196
"Could we somehow build into the wall?"