If you don't know what this is yet lurk moar, you'll be averting your eyes in no time. Now where were we?
We last left off with the party barging on in a very irate Kiynen who has recently laid a clutch of 5 eggs and is still sensitive about it. Still, no one died in the process and Addy seems to have sworn fealty to them,... whatever that's about. So we return to the party,... who has already split up with Tracy venturing to Cardashil to try and find a lead on the elvenniggers who keep jacking their shit. Infernius has been assisting Slovenia in felling trees and reinforcing the outer wall of Durpistan. Torcuil has been getting bantzed by Snek, and a bunch of stuff I'm probably forgetting and will get shit on reminded of.
With no further adieu,....
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>>66773"yea where is thez?" infernuis says breaking the 4th wall
>>66774"Probably stewing in the tower, since she's been put on the back-burner,..." mutters an irate voice from way up where the Tower sits now.
>>66773"Nah I'm fucking with ya. So do you want me to bring the airship here or can you take your stuff there?"
>>66775"maybe she wants to come to."
Tracy goes to the Kareoke bar with a crude, mouth-drawn, crayon drawing of a blue robed man in a yellow hat (who she's totally seen before) and inquires the staff about the guy.
"Hey, ever seen a like this hanging anywhere around here?"
>>66778"SpaZ? Hell YEAH I've seen him! He brings in LOTS of clients!"
>>66779"Oh, so you say. Is he a regular?"
>>66780"Are you kidding? Every night that fool would show up here! Deep pockets too, he'd buy drinks for EVERYbody. Ain't no one around here who DON'T know the SpaZ!" the clerk says, giggling.
>>66781"Oh, I've wanted to see him in person. Does he have a time I could expect to see him? I'd like to be
very first one to meet him. I'm a big fan you see."
>>66782"You know, its funny. He stopped showing up a couple days ago,... right around the time those weirdos made news come to think of it. You heard of 'em, those faggots who the goverment is all keen on. Anyway, I really hope to see him again, cuz my tips," he makes a Whewwwww gesture.
>>66783(Tracy is still disguised as a hoo-man, btw)
"~Awww.. that's too bad. I really hoped to see him. Well, I'll come around some time this week; I'd like to meet him at least once.
...Say, those guys in the news.. what'd the government say about them?"
>>66784"Also, where's 0the best place to live around here? Somewhere where you can get the best service if you're willing to pay through the nose."
>Is still disguised as a well-dressed, fancy hoo-man actress >>66784"I don't know, I can't into politics, I just heard there was some dudes. As far as the government's stance, That Bitch seems to think they're pretty cool. She keeps advertizing a tell-all expose` (ppv of course)."
*eats all the pretzels at the bar*
>>66787*eats some anti-jew bacon*
>>66785The guy snaps out of a trance, as though lost in thought for a moment. "Yeah sorry, I'm not into realty ladu."
>>66789Tracy leaves frustrated.
*asks phone*
"Ciri. Search five star hotels."
Torc considers slapping the comatose unicorn
>>66791Slovenia rolls her eyes while boarding the airship, with an obvious assortment of quips at her disposal but neglecting for some reason.
>>66790"Searching. . .
Totally Not the Hotel From Ghostbusters
rated 'If u really wanna stay at a 5star hotel then this is what ur getting' on yelp."
>>66792Tracy follows the directions to the hotel and continues her search for the thieving mage named "SpaZ".
>>66792"The hot tub and beds are over there, I will be your pilot today, and drinks will be served at two thousand feet. Infernius, you on?"
>>66793She once again goes to the front desk and presents her crayon sketch
"Have you seen this man?"
>>66796"Well that's, uh, a yes I assume. Well, time for take off"
Torc assumes his position at the helm and sets off for the wall
>>66795>>66797*Taps desk bell autistically*
>>66800"... yeeAhhh?!" says a young clerk coming back from a side-room, with an irritated look.
>>66801"Hello, have you seen this
>>66797 man?"
>>66802"Uh, yeeAhhh,... what ABOUT him?"
She clearly has better things to do than answer Tracy's questions,... at least that's her perception of things.
>>66803"Oh yes, I had a delivery for a customer by the name of SpaZ, but he's proven more difficult to find than expected. Perhaps he gave the an incorrect address?"
>>66804"Oh SPAZ?" gushes,... bla bla bla, Tracy goes to Spaz' place as directed by the person.
The exchange involves Tracy bluffing against the cashier/CSR, but has her pretending to be a supplier to Spaz (who apparently has VERY fine taste)
[1d20+21 = 30]>>66806Tracy thanks the clerk and makes her way to the room as directed, slowly and stealthily, changing her disguise to that of a petite delivery girl.
Before touching it, she carefully examines the door.
Listen check to hear into the room.
Torc begins to sing a shanty, but finds it isn't as fun with Snek on his back and not yelling at him for shitty taste.
>>66807Not hearing anything, Tracy busts her way in and ransacks the place.
[1d20+24 = 30]>>66809Rolling to search the room for clues
>>66809"Uhm miss, that's not,...." says the attendant.
Still, Tracy has a weird itch in her backside and is killing and destroying things. Don't act surprised, she does this every so often.
pausing momentarily, Tracy allows ppl to eyeball the picture.
"Yeah! I seen that faggot!" shouts a voice from the back
>>66812Tracy turns towards the voice and cocks a fake eyebrow (she's still in disguise).
>>66813She seeks out the source of the voice.
>>66813And as Tracy does so, she lays eyes upon a thing so horrible, so unmentionable, that I dare not mention it mentions mention.
>>66814Mention
"'E was SHORT!" says a short, shrouded lady.
>>66815"That he was.." Tracy says, looking down at the short lady
"Seen 'em recently?"
>>66816"Nah, but there be a girly who dun see 'im!" cackles the(a) lady.
"Hear he see her real FINE," bweh bweh bweh caclkes the lady.
>>66817Tracy's eyes narrow.
"Hmm.. so that's the way it is.. any idea where I could find this girl?"
>>66818"That one there,...." the lady says. "He was,... nice," the bartender says, her gaze dropping.
>>66819Tracy teurns her head, wondering who the bartender is referring to.
"... I don't know, but this may help?"
she offers Tracy s piece of paper.
>>66821Tracy reads the slip of paper.
>>66822Paper reads: "Gurl u like fire. I wanna warm my"
blah blah, its lame. Dood was trying to move on the bartender and she liked it e_e.
So basically, broham (the midgit) made a habit of rotating around the area. He'd pop up here, and there, and then over there, like on patrol or something.
>>66823Tracy is now royally frustrated, clenching the piece of paper in her claw-hand.
"... So.. you say he makes rounds around the area? Any chance I might meet him around here again sometime this week?"
Torc notices the staff on his back is rumbling a bit, so he throws it on the deck in front of him.
"A shot of everything?"
>"Never again"
"We'll see how long that lasts"
A very hungover snake then droops his head over the side of the ship.
>>66824... Anyway.
Having found absolutely no clues on her first day of investigation, Tracy retreats to the ap
artent of one of the "missing" shills she robbed, hoping to have better luck the next day.
>>66829*Snek involuntary pukes on Infernius*
Without further ado, Tracy is currently situated somewhere in Cardashil. Actually, she's asleep in Durpitan, but Infernius did a thing with an Astral Projection spell cuz she asked. Confused? So am I.
Meanwhile Infernius is covered in vomit, having chosen to grapple a highly hung-over Snek. There's other stuff happening, but atm that's the main bits of info.
>>66837Tracy has cleaned out her 6 gorillionth shill apartment and found nothing of value.
She's currently wandering the streets of Cardashil, disguised as a hoo-man.
>>66838She checks one of her stolen IDs, for any significant events going on in areas she has access to.
>>66837*cleans vomit off of self*
*then i step on snek*
>>66840Snek pukes again, his pistol wavering in the air inaccurately.
>>66841"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
>>66842>"That's... That's what you get you... You... You... walking hamburger"And Snek returns to his position of hanging his head off the ship
>>66839None of her new IDs seem to give her greater access than she already had. Cardashil doesn't seem to have much in the way of private property, in that everyone in the city is technically employed by the city. Oh they have knick-knacks and such, but nothing is particularly useful for a murder hoers.
>>66844[Disappointed bandit noises]
"This city is overrated..." Tracy groans as she wanders through the shopping district, having found nothing worth stealing.
>>66843"you lucky me not throw you off."
>>66844Tracy looks through the social media function for person's of interest (people with a lot of followers), hoping to find someone she might be able to swipe a higher level card from.
>>66846"Can you stop picking a fight with my pet?"
>>66847Oh there's PLENTY to read. Ever seen Gawker? Not lately, that's for sure. Xp
>>66849Tracy gets frustrated and leaves the city, having found nothing worth stabbing.
She slashes a giant holes in the dome and waltzs through it, not bothering to close it up behind her.
Then she trots through the woods all the way home.
>>66850And she trots all the way home, stabbing anything unlucky enough to cross her path.
>>66850As she is doing so GM realizes that Astral Projection was improperly applied, and with a sudden and jarring jolt, she feels propelled through the air and indeed the fabric of the planes, and finds herself waking in Durpistan. Immediately her ears twitch, as she is greeted to the sound of 2 startled birbs, and a very excitable Adeline.
>>66852Tracy groans as if hung over, and proceeds to brush her birds, frustration clearly visible on her face.
>>66854>"YOU *puke* WOT *puke* M8"Does the airship have a brig? Preferably with two cells?
>>66853Tracy wakes up to find that Infernius and Torc are gone, and proceeds to prowl around the woods surrounding the area.
>>66853"Didja sleep well?" Addy says, clinging precariously to the ceiling.
>>66855Not a designated brig, but I'm sure one could be improvised
>>66857Tracy just groans in response, her eyes seeming even more heavy-lidded and dreary than usual.
>>66858Addy ignores her expression. "I think thats the first time I've ever seen you sleep! For a while I thought you might be some kind of zombie," she says with a slightly silly look on her face
>>66859"Yeah, I get that a lot..." Tracy says, wiping the scum from her eyes on her coat
"Anything happen while I was out?" She asks, as she trots over to the window
Suddenly Tracy finds herself being torn apart by arcane energy, how interesting.
Oh and Addy too.
After a delay of about, oh 30 seconds they find themselves sitting on the deck of the ship.
"Hello there"
>>66860"Not really," she seems sad for a minute. "Sammy and Bunnbunn don't remember me tho. They get all scared when I try and ride on them. They used to... oh well. What'cha gonna do?"
>>66861"WOW that was cool! How'd you do it! That was totally different than how mom does it!" Addy is suddenly quite distracted and curious about Torcuil.
>>66862"I hate being teleported..!" Tracy groans as she dry heaves
"Where is this thing headed?"
>>66862"Uh, magic?"
>>66863"Please join the oversized worm. We're heading to the Sil Wall to find some potential allies, or enemies. Depends if Snek interrupts any negotiations and shit."
"What in the pilers' bleeding ass is going on?!" Slovenia shouts from another section of the deck. Apparently, she was quite surprised at having been brought along.
>>66866"Ah Solvania, nice to hear from you. Don't you remember agreeing to this voyage?"
>>66865Tracy puts on a face that seems torn between anxiety and fatigue, looking around nervously and alternating between 3-4 hooves.
"I.. I just just wanna stab something..."
>>66867"Is THAT what this is? I had no idea it involved being ripped into pieces and re-assembled," she says, still visibly startled.
Tracy raids the mini-fridge.
>>66869>>66867"Why'd you bring her anyway?"
>>66871"It was Infernius' idea back when we left on this shitstorm"
>>66872[Pent-up serial killer noises]
>>66871Slovenia's eyes eventually rest on the airship's extensive cannon array, and with a look of absolute intrigue wanders off toward.
>>66875"Be careful, one broke off"
"What's that?" Addy says pointing, having wandered to the bow of the ship. In the direction she's indicating, vague shapes can be seen moving along the top of the gradually approaching wall.
>>66875Tracy sharpens her knives to such a degree that one of them would cleave the ship in two if she ever dropped it, as she waits for the ship to land..
"... It's been too long...!" She mutters to herself, with a bit of a twitch
>>66877"get inside those things could be dangerous."
