This begins thread #7 of the ongoing RP game that has 6 previous editions. You know who you are, and and anyone wanting to play just post "I'd like to play," or "Can I join?" or "Here,".
No faggots. When I say faggot, I'm being roman; be not utterly worthless in appearance or demeanor and you will not explode. If you are not disrupting others to an inexcusable degree, you are not welcome.
>Can't believe I have to put that part in now. Lee, u still has splainin'
So aside from there being a minotaur-shaped blood-splat on the ceiling, everything seems relatively calm and chill amongst the party. Their faggots have engaged in low-effort, high-yield shenanigens, and are in high spirits.
It really is a shame about Yak Lee though.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Please note, I will be departing shortly
It suddenly occurs to you that the tiny dude who seems to be able to get the building to make portals at will might know a thing or two.
>>4547
"No, and in fact I don't even know what that is about. The last time the game ran, there wasn't even a shrine there, and what is now the mess hall was being run by some weird devil-guy covered in chains. Quite the faggot that one, I'm glad he didn't make the reset."
This is true, ATM neither Lenos nor his faggot know the first thing about Football, sad
"No, and in fact I don't even know what that is about. The last time the game ran, there wasn't even a shrine there, and what is now the mess hall was being run by some weird devil-guy covered in chains. Quite the faggot that one, I'm glad he didn't make the reset."
This is true, ATM neither Lenos nor his faggot know the first thing about Football, sad
>>4549
He mutters something about priests and their silly devotionals. "Nope. As far as I'm concerned, magic is magic, I never bothered to learn about sacred this-or-thats."
He mutters something about priests and their silly devotionals. "Nope. As far as I'm concerned, magic is magic, I never bothered to learn about sacred this-or-thats."
To be continued,... I mean feel free to keep on, but don't expect to hear from me for at least 2 minutes and definitely not several hours
>>4552
First things first. Lenos thinks for a moment before looking back at Infernius.
"Hmmmm. Come to think of it, I may know a way. Its not a short process, but I've got an idea. It'll cost you though,...."
Also, with regard to the axioms, Priests in addition to Paladins (or the equivalent) as well as certain exceptions can cast, assuming they have the proper alignment
First things first. Lenos thinks for a moment before looking back at Infernius.
"Hmmmm. Come to think of it, I may know a way. Its not a short process, but I've got an idea. It'll cost you though,...."
Also, with regard to the axioms, Priests in addition to Paladins (or the equivalent) as well as certain exceptions can cast, assuming they have the proper alignment
>>4561
"Nothing major, you just have to let me ride you around for,... 2 minutes," he says, checking a note-pad. "You have to pretend to fight me off though."
"Nothing major, you just have to let me ride you around for,... 2 minutes," he says, checking a note-pad. "You have to pretend to fight me off though."
>>4563
He shrugs, "I'm surprised she mentioned it. You're welcome to try and figure it out on your own,...."
He shrugs, "I'm surprised she mentioned it. You're welcome to try and figure it out on your own,...."
He shrugs again "Suit yourself," he says as he puts his feet back up on the console and lights another cigarette.
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>>4578
You're kidding right? Thats the first decent roll I've gotten in days.
>ahem
Upon completion, Lenos rubs his hands together.
"Alright then. Sanctified spaces can't be adjacent to one another, so you won't be able to build it here. Also, Thez's little song and dance outside the building sanctified it to evil, so outside the building is out.
What you will need is a relatively new and/or newly cleared space to evoke the energies (alignment) you wish to sanctify it to. That book you have there (pointing to Mein Kampf) alone should suffice, though you would have to leave it there (unless you have some other reliquary to provide).
And given what I've been seeing,..." he turns his attention to the monitor and commands it to shift perspective, "It looks like those townspeople over in Port Barry really took to the idea of a church. I guess they were so weary of (((them))) that they've begun to idolize you and the rest."
You're kidding right? Thats the first decent roll I've gotten in days.
>ahem
Upon completion, Lenos rubs his hands together.
"Alright then. Sanctified spaces can't be adjacent to one another, so you won't be able to build it here. Also, Thez's little song and dance outside the building sanctified it to evil, so outside the building is out.
What you will need is a relatively new and/or newly cleared space to evoke the energies (alignment) you wish to sanctify it to. That book you have there (pointing to Mein Kampf) alone should suffice, though you would have to leave it there (unless you have some other reliquary to provide).
And given what I've been seeing,..." he turns his attention to the monitor and commands it to shift perspective, "It looks like those townspeople over in Port Barry really took to the idea of a church. I guess they were so weary of (((them))) that they've begun to idolize you and the rest."
He continues "It would take about a day to perform the necessary words and pictures (he has inherent magic, so he's irreverent about components and such), and you'll probably need help setting it up. Let me know when you wanna do that," he concludes by putting on a pair of sunglasses.
>>4580
"Sure," he says. Again, more messing with the console, which disappears and is replaced by a stargate-esque portal.
"C'mon, this is gonna be fun!" he says while jumping through the portal.
"Sure," he says. Again, more messing with the console, which disappears and is replaced by a stargate-esque portal.
"C'mon, this is gonna be fun!" he says while jumping through the portal.
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>>4586
Almost. Her last input was inquiring about carrying the other body, which is fine. She's currently stealth, somewhere between the pyramid and Port Barry.
Almost. Her last input was inquiring about carrying the other body, which is fine. She's currently stealth, somewhere between the pyramid and Port Barry.
So while Infernius and Lenos are jumping through the portal to Port Barry, Tracy is in a wide open field laden with 3 heads and three hides (why the 3rd?). In the moonlight, she can see several humanoid shapes combing the countryside, but otherwise nothing seems to be habbening.
>>4594
Upon exiting the portal, you hear excessive music. Apparently there is a party going on @ Port Barry (n u weren't invited ~_~').
The Bazaar area has been repurposed as a stage-area, and on the stage is Thez, using some impressive accent-magics (cantrips, but effective none the less) to affect what you (as a 20'th century human) recognize as a Pop-Concert.
Upon exiting the portal, you hear excessive music. Apparently there is a party going on @ Port Barry (n u weren't invited ~_~').
The Bazaar area has been repurposed as a stage-area, and on the stage is Thez, using some impressive accent-magics (cantrips, but effective none the less) to affect what you (as a 20'th century human) recognize as a Pop-Concert.
Uhm
So Thez concludes an almost PERFECT performance, to uproarious applause, is showered with flowers, a few bits, and acclaim by the audience.
As she concludes, she notices Lenos and Infernius,... suddenly there.
"Hey guys, what's up? Did you catch my set?"
As she concludes, she notices Lenos and Infernius,... suddenly there.
"Hey guys, what's up? Did you catch my set?"
Lenos thinks this is all moderately hilarious and is not ashamed to show it, literally ROFLing. This is not the first time he's seen her pull something like this.
"120 SECONDS BITCH!!!" He yells through laughter.
"120 SECONDS BITCH!!!" He yells through laughter.
>self-insert Mary Sue character performing Shrek-level reference
>Snake creature giving a perfect performance
>Snake creature giving a perfect performance
Thez's jaw promptly hits the floor. She looks at Lenos (still rolling), then at Infernius,... then back, forth, back again, and then forth again.
"I don't buy it," she starts.
"I've got it on TAPE!!" he is now ROFLMAO, with no sign of ceasing.
She glares, and says "This isn't over yet,...."
"So what're YOU here for, if not to help THIS one talk shit?"
"I don't buy it," she starts.
"I've got it on TAPE!!" he is now ROFLMAO, with no sign of ceasing.
She glares, and says "This isn't over yet,...."
"So what're YOU here for, if not to help THIS one talk shit?"
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>>4608
"It was kinda spur of the moment. I was in the brothel for,... a minute,... and I got to talking with some of the,... ladies. Anyway, one thing went to another and they wanted to hear me sing!" she is absolutely beaming.
"Wait, a shrine? You're in luck! They just built a church, but since there hasn't been any religious establishment here in," she looks to her right, and a random (not Sechs) pedestrian flashes a "4" sign at her), "Four years. What's ur,... uhm,... 'denominationality'?" she finishes, unsure of the words she just spoke.
"It was kinda spur of the moment. I was in the brothel for,... a minute,... and I got to talking with some of the,... ladies. Anyway, one thing went to another and they wanted to hear me sing!" she is absolutely beaming.
"Wait, a shrine? You're in luck! They just built a church, but since there hasn't been any religious establishment here in," she looks to her right, and a random (not Sechs) pedestrian flashes a "4" sign at her), "Four years. What's ur,... uhm,... 'denominationality'?" she finishes, unsure of the words she just spoke.
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I don't have all night. What do I see down the left path?
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>>4611
I'm going as fast as I can! To the north appears a town, while the path to the left leads into a forest.
I'm going as fast as I can! To the north appears a town, while the path to the left leads into a forest.
[1d20 = 16]
Explore forest in stealth
roll for detection
Explore forest in stealth
roll for detection
>>4615
Many more humanoid shapes are observable, but none of them pay you any mind. Just inside the border of the woods, the trees clear (to a degree) and walking is not difficult.
As you continue, you hear a sound,... a recurring sound that is something like "Jibber-jabber".
Many more humanoid shapes are observable, but none of them pay you any mind. Just inside the border of the woods, the trees clear (to a degree) and walking is not difficult.
As you continue, you hear a sound,... a recurring sound that is something like "Jibber-jabber".
[1d20 = 17]
*draws knife*
Explore forward in stealth
*draws knife*
Explore forward in stealth
[1d20 = 3]
Since Trumpaladin hasm't done anything recently...
Trumpaladin goes to the Library in the Pyramid, and looks for books or documents about the Pyramid itself and its history
Since Trumpaladin hasm't done anything recently...
Trumpaladin goes to the Library in the Pyramid, and looks for books or documents about the Pyramid itself and its history
>>4617
As you continue forward, you find yourself approaching an oversized tree. Its limbs spiral and branch in all manner of direction, and in its limbs and around its base you see more of those humanoids, all jibber-jabbering at one another.
As you continue forward, you find yourself approaching an oversized tree. Its limbs spiral and branch in all manner of direction, and in its limbs and around its base you see more of those humanoids, all jibber-jabbering at one another.
>>4621
The jibbering and jabbering slowly diminishes as you proceed past the tree. The tree is surrounded by many very small paths that lead to it, and the path narrows before becoming open plains.
The jibbering and jabbering slowly diminishes as you proceed past the tree. The tree is surrounded by many very small paths that lead to it, and the path narrows before becoming open plains.
The way is not obstructed, but it seems a while since anything biped has been in the area.
You're in the middle of a small clearing, about 200 feet from the tree. The moon shines down on the clearing, and you can't detect any ambient noise. Just you, and the wind blowing through the grass.
Its not critical or uncomplimentary either
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>>4625
I was going to try and make-up some crap with her talking to the severed heads, as she self-reflects, but I'm too lazy.
GM, feel free to insert one-liners from dead, hoers, if you can be clever enough
>>4625
I was going to try and make-up some crap with her talking to the severed heads, as she self-reflects, but I'm too lazy.
GM, feel free to insert one-liners from dead, hoers, if you can be clever enough
"What the hell are you doing?" says the ninja hoers.
"I had expected MUCH more of someone who would stoop to murdering ME!" says the copper hoers.
"Please, let me die," says the silver not-unicorn.
"I had expected MUCH more of someone who would stoop to murdering ME!" says the copper hoers.
"Please, let me die," says the silver not-unicorn.
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>>4633
If you really feel like it... I was gonna try it later, but, again, I'm too lazy..
Don't expect good dialogue though.
>>4633
If you really feel like it... I was gonna try it later, but, again, I'm too lazy..
Don't expect good dialogue though.
I'm not reading the wall of text from tonight
Tl;dr me m8s
I only need anything from about 5:00 onwards
Tl;dr me m8s
I only need anything from about 5:00 onwards
>>4635
I've seen some shit, but I've never seen a pastel-blue hoers talking to the severed heads of other hoers. This is next level,"
"Well! She wouldn;t have this to worry about if she had simply left us alone now would she? And who are you?! Some gallant steed you turned out to be!"
"P, please stop,...."
I've seen some shit, but I've never seen a pastel-blue hoers talking to the severed heads of other hoers. This is next level,"
"Well! She wouldn;t have this to worry about if she had simply left us alone now would she? And who are you?! Some gallant steed you turned out to be!"
"P, please stop,...."
>>4637
You can't see it, but you hear water trickling in the distance. Fireflies begin to spread, bathing the area in a subtle glow.
You can't see it, but you hear water trickling in the distance. Fireflies begin to spread, bathing the area in a subtle glow.
>>4642
>dead memes
o_O
I presented Tracy with every opportunity to get owned or munched on, and she refused. In reward, she's found a cozy spot that is tranquil. For the moment, there isn't even a sound, let alone intruders or interlopers. Is that bad?
>dead memes
o_O
I presented Tracy with every opportunity to get owned or munched on, and she refused. In reward, she's found a cozy spot that is tranquil. For the moment, there isn't even a sound, let alone intruders or interlopers. Is that bad?
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I think we've reached a good stopping point, since this is getting bantzy
>>4649
I suspect you're alluding to something. o_O
>>4649
I suspect you're alluding to something. o_O
... ~_~'
>>4659
Good luck. I never determined its location, but hiding it was explicit and he got a swank die-roll (intending to prevent anyone from 'taking over' in his absences).
Plz note, Lenos is not mine, I'm just RP'ing him lieu. He's (his faggot is) aware of these threads and is giving pointers, but is quite satisfied with how I've RP'd him.
>>4659
Good luck. I never determined its location, but hiding it was explicit and he got a swank die-roll (intending to prevent anyone from 'taking over' in his absences).
Plz note, Lenos is not mine, I'm just RP'ing him lieu. He's (his faggot is) aware of these threads and is giving pointers, but is quite satisfied with how I've RP'd him.
>>4664
Trump finds a book that appears to be the one detailing the history of the pyramid project behind a book about tax law. After 20 minutes of peering through the tax book, he notices it
Trump finds a book that appears to be the one detailing the history of the pyramid project behind a book about tax law. After 20 minutes of peering through the tax book, he notices it
>>4664
Pouring through every book on the shelf, Trump finds nothing. Tossing the workshop reveals nothing. The rooms (several explosions later), nothing.
Literally, the book is not in the upper levels.
>sighs
If you must know, the book is stashed in the treasury, next to the forge, which is an area inhabited by the ants. Do you want to just skip to the end then, since it appears your patience is wearing?
Pouring through every book on the shelf, Trump finds nothing. Tossing the workshop reveals nothing. The rooms (several explosions later), nothing.
Literally, the book is not in the upper levels.
>sighs
If you must know, the book is stashed in the treasury, next to the forge, which is an area inhabited by the ants. Do you want to just skip to the end then, since it appears your patience is wearing?
>>4670
Hence why I revealed that its not on this level, as well as where you're likely to find it. You haven't even explored the area in question, so you shouldn't be able to discern its location at ALL.
Hence why I revealed that its not on this level, as well as where you're likely to find it. You haven't even explored the area in question, so you shouldn't be able to discern its location at ALL.
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>>4673
>shitpost on site about colored horses
>on horse
Ironic
Also
HAHA
No more leg humping
>shitpost on site about colored horses
>on horse
Ironic
Also
HAHA
No more leg humping
>>4675
>Implying satanic trips do anything but amplify degenerate, primal desires
I'll just have to take it up a notch then.
>Implying satanic trips do anything but amplify degenerate, primal desires
I'll just have to take it up a notch then.
@_@
o_o
~_~
>_<
o_o
~_~
>_<
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>tfw you lose your 3-paragraph greentext about talking to dead horses because you accidentally closed the tab
*approach stream*
Roll for detection
>tfw you lose your 3-paragraph greentext about talking to dead horses because you accidentally closed the tab
*approach stream*
Roll for detection
>>4685
If you can get our deposit back then you'll get further with whatever you are trying to do with Trumpaladin
If you can get our deposit back then you'll get further with whatever you are trying to do with Trumpaladin
For clarification, the song I had offered was not Fireflies, and rather the song it would have been triggered some shit I hadn't anticipated, which wrecked my want to continue. I apologize.
Here's a gift Tracy.
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>>4700
What's wrong with pic?
>>4701
She's still not getting it. "I can think of alot of people who fit that description. Oh well, its not gonna be my shrine," her mind wanders for a moment, thinking of how awesome it would be to have her own shrine. "Do you have any iconograpy to add, cuz that there book says... I can't pronounce that. Ayydolf Hitler? Did he write about Mr. Rock Well?
What's wrong with pic?
>>4701
She's still not getting it. "I can think of alot of people who fit that description. Oh well, its not gonna be my shrine," her mind wanders for a moment, thinking of how awesome it would be to have her own shrine. "Do you have any iconograpy to add, cuz that there book says... I can't pronounce that. Ayydolf Hitler? Did he write about Mr. Rock Well?
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>>4702
Rockwell came after the great ADOLF,Rockwell was a great commander of boats. he wrote some books about (((them))) too.
Rockwell came after the great ADOLF,Rockwell was a great commander of boats. he wrote some books about (((them))) too.
>>4704
You must understand, this is all foreign to Thez. "Well, whatever he did, you have some way to sanctify the place to him, yes?"
You must understand, this is all foreign to Thez. "Well, whatever he did, you have some way to sanctify the place to him, yes?"
>>4710
Well, I outlined the best ones (the Shifter's Blade, the Wicked Blade, and the Defender), pretty much the rest are some form of 'masterwork' (+1 non-magical).
Well, I outlined the best ones (the Shifter's Blade, the Wicked Blade, and the Defender), pretty much the rest are some form of 'masterwork' (+1 non-magical).
>>4711
Oh. Well then you're a 12th level cleric, among your assortment is Hallow, which will do nicely.
Oh. Well then you're a 12th level cleric, among your assortment is Hallow, which will do nicely.
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>>4717
Sure, its neither deep nor wide. As for detection, you can hear crickets buzzing, but nothing else.
Sure, its neither deep nor wide. As for detection, you can hear crickets buzzing, but nothing else.
>>4716
"Technically, that wasn't my doing. Rather, it wasn't my magic. My magic is more like a sorceror's, in that I have limited ability and control, and mostly it only works on me."
"Technically, that wasn't my doing. Rather, it wasn't my magic. My magic is more like a sorceror's, in that I have limited ability and control, and mostly it only works on me."
"For example, I can get BIGGER," she says, growing in height until she stands eye to eye with you. "But, I can't make YOU bigger,"
>>4720
"Booze? You said the magic word! To the Sticky Wicket!" she whoofs away.
>>4720
"Booze? You said the magic word! To the Sticky Wicket!" she whoofs away.
>>4722
You arrive at the Sticky Wicket, and see Thez behind the bar looking for something 'apt'. She settles on something greenish, with a mottled bottle.
"There doesn't seem to have been much traffic here since we left, so for the time being the place is ours, given our arrangement with the townsfolk. The locals all prefer the Rusty Duck anyway (btw, they have AWESOME blue-cheese burgers!)."
You arrive at the Sticky Wicket, and see Thez behind the bar looking for something 'apt'. She settles on something greenish, with a mottled bottle.
"There doesn't seem to have been much traffic here since we left, so for the time being the place is ours, given our arrangement with the townsfolk. The locals all prefer the Rusty Duck anyway (btw, they have AWESOME blue-cheese burgers!)."
She looks at the bottle. "Alde baran? Whatever," she takes a swig. "WHEW, that'll do."
>>4724
"I'm sure they have more chicken than beef, so sure!"
>>4724
"I'm sure they have more chicken than beef, so sure!"
>>4726
She's holding it. "Here," she says putting up a pair of glasses before flipping herself over the bar and plomping onto one of the barstools. She then fills both glasses and places the bottle on the bar, then picking up one of the glasses.
"Careful myah, this one makes my nose tingle."
She's holding it. "Here," she says putting up a pair of glasses before flipping herself over the bar and plomping onto one of the barstools. She then fills both glasses and places the bottle on the bar, then picking up one of the glasses.
"Careful myah, this one makes my nose tingle."
>>4717
I'm still following if you wish to proceed, just that I hadn't filled out this area much aside from what comes next.
I'm still following if you wish to proceed, just that I hadn't filled out this area much aside from what comes next.
>>4732
She drinks half of her glass. "I take that as a compliment, but I can't take all the credit. I've experienced some outrageous fortune, on both ends of the spectrum."
She drinks half of her glass. "I take that as a compliment, but I can't take all the credit. I've experienced some outrageous fortune, on both ends of the spectrum."
>>4734
She gives him a wry look, sloshes the rest of her glass and then drinks it. "Alright, but I gotta ask a favor first."
She gives him a wry look, sloshes the rest of her glass and then drinks it. "Alright, but I gotta ask a favor first."
>>4736
uh, yea i only let him because im to big to ride on the horse we have back at the pyramid and i couldnt find you.
please dont say i said.
uh, yea i only let him because im to big to ride on the horse we have back at the pyramid and i couldnt find you.
please dont say i said.
>>4737
On the other side of the stream is a short expanse of neat grass, leading to a single tree of intricate size and proportion. It is as though the roots are exposed, winding to and fro about the base of the tree. Several birds nests are nestled in the branches, with squirrels occasionally running up and down it's trunk. At the base of the tree is a solid-white unicorn, which is looking unmistakably at you. (yes, you're still stealth).
>>4738
"I fucking KNEW it! There's no WAY that shoddy motherfucker beat me!" she pours herself a drink. "Okay, tit for tat; I was born the slave-child of a princess who had been captured by an opposing king."
On the other side of the stream is a short expanse of neat grass, leading to a single tree of intricate size and proportion. It is as though the roots are exposed, winding to and fro about the base of the tree. Several birds nests are nestled in the branches, with squirrels occasionally running up and down it's trunk. At the base of the tree is a solid-white unicorn, which is looking unmistakably at you. (yes, you're still stealth).
>>4738
"I fucking KNEW it! There's no WAY that shoddy motherfucker beat me!" she pours herself a drink. "Okay, tit for tat; I was born the slave-child of a princess who had been captured by an opposing king."
>>4741
"Curious, we may have something in common then," she begins to display the tell-tale characteristics of intoxication. "For why? Were you in some way, dicibably not what was expected?"
>>4742
Of course, the unicorn isn't looking at the heads, you're in an eye-stare now.
"Welcome," appears in your mind.
"Curious, we may have something in common then," she begins to display the tell-tale characteristics of intoxication. "For why? Were you in some way, dicibably not what was expected?"
>>4742
Of course, the unicorn isn't looking at the heads, you're in an eye-stare now.
"Welcome," appears in your mind.
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>>4743
yes actually most if not all minotuars are usally brown or blue. they saw me as an abomination and they leave me in mountains when me was boy, me never have any friends.
yes actually most if not all minotuars are usally brown or blue. they saw me as an abomination and they leave me in mountains when me was boy, me never have any friends.
>tfw REALLY don't want to kill anymore horses tonight, but must stay in character... Will avoid at all costs
>>4746
Mutters something about electricity. "Well then, you deSERVE a drink!" she says, slightly overflowing his glass. "See, I'm the daughter of this high-folutin' gray elf princess who decided "You know what, I'd rather go home to my people and live out in ignominy the shame of being captured, sired and forced to give child to a gray-dwarven king who was SUPPOSED to be infertile,...." she's clearly drunk at this point.
Mutters something about electricity. "Well then, you deSERVE a drink!" she says, slightly overflowing his glass. "See, I'm the daughter of this high-folutin' gray elf princess who decided "You know what, I'd rather go home to my people and live out in ignominy the shame of being captured, sired and forced to give child to a gray-dwarven king who was SUPPOSED to be infertile,...." she's clearly drunk at this point.
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