Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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What's going on in this dream?
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Why do NPC nightmares normally have such high Knowledge ranks? What does a field monster do with 21 ranks in Knowledge Arcana? Not that many creatures even have Knowledge as a skill. It's weird.
>>38136
As far as base engine, Vecna and Nerull (read Nergull) are the only NE deitites
As far as base engine, Vecna and Nerull (read Nergull) are the only NE deitites
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In fact, I can see both gods being quasi-sympathetic cuz reasons
Where is Oerth? Is that the same as this material plane?
>>38147
Vecna - Vecna, the god of secrets, is neutral evil. He is known as the Maimed Lord, the Whispered One, and the Master of All That is Secret and Hidden. Vecna rules that which is not meant to be known and that which people wish to keep secret. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Knowledge, and Magic. He usually appears as a lich who is missing his left hand and left eye. (that's canon pasta)
Vecna is an ex-mortal who was deified sometime between AD&D and 2nd edition (maybe earlier even). There are two artifacts associated with him (the Hand and Eye), and his MO is all about discovering (and then hoarding) any type of magical secrets.
Nerull - The god of death, Nerull, is neutral evil. He is known as the Reapoer, the Foe of All Good, Hater of Life, Bringer of Darkness, King of All Gloom, and Reaper of Flesh. Nerull is the patron of those who seek the greatest evil for their own enjoyment or gain. The domains he is associated with are Death, Evil, and Trickery.
Vecna - Vecna, the god of secrets, is neutral evil. He is known as the Maimed Lord, the Whispered One, and the Master of All That is Secret and Hidden. Vecna rules that which is not meant to be known and that which people wish to keep secret. The domains he is associated with are Evil, Knowledge, and Magic. He usually appears as a lich who is missing his left hand and left eye. (that's canon pasta)
Vecna is an ex-mortal who was deified sometime between AD&D and 2nd edition (maybe earlier even). There are two artifacts associated with him (the Hand and Eye), and his MO is all about discovering (and then hoarding) any type of magical secrets.
Nerull - The god of death, Nerull, is neutral evil. He is known as the Reapoer, the Foe of All Good, Hater of Life, Bringer of Darkness, King of All Gloom, and Reaper of Flesh. Nerull is the patron of those who seek the greatest evil for their own enjoyment or gain. The domains he is associated with are Death, Evil, and Trickery.
>>38149
Worthy opponents
GM, can we resume the God Emperor's task of eternally separating and sealing off the Material Plane from the Evil planes?
Worthy opponents
GM, can we resume the God Emperor's task of eternally separating and sealing off the Material Plane from the Evil planes?
>>38149
Yeah, I just finished reading both of their wikis.
Of course, Tracy doesn't actually know any of this yet, nor does she have any particular motivation to seek it out. I want her to make contact with the Hags first before she goes down the path of darkness.
>>38150
That quest sounds like it would take centuries. It would probably piss-off Thez and a bunch of gods too.
Yeah, I just finished reading both of their wikis.
Of course, Tracy doesn't actually know any of this yet, nor does she have any particular motivation to seek it out. I want her to make contact with the Hags first before she goes down the path of darkness.
>>38150
That quest sounds like it would take centuries. It would probably piss-off Thez and a bunch of gods too.
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>>38152
Let's wait until the undead hordes are repelled until we do researching into how to get Exterminatus-ed
Let's wait until the undead hordes are repelled until we do researching into how to get Exterminatus-ed
>>38152
>Tracy was researching
Everyone's still on the battlefield, right? I was going to have her do the book-flipping after everything was completed.
>Tracy was researching
Everyone's still on the battlefield, right? I was going to have her do the book-flipping after everything was completed.
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Can skill points be gained in the holodeck?
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>it's all meta
How long would it take to produce a Planar Ally scroll?
How long would it take to produce a Planar Ally scroll?
>>38175
Momento Mori can kill anything instantly as a free action.
How many ranks did you put into Spellcraft?
Momento Mori can kill anything instantly as a free action.
How many ranks did you put into Spellcraft?
>>38172
An 8th level clerical spell? No less than 4 days. Also, you need a cleric capable of casting the spell.
An 8th level clerical spell? No less than 4 days. Also, you need a cleric capable of casting the spell.
>>38171
My parent's wifi is messing up. I'd definitely prefer to stay on my parent's wifi, because I have dozens of Warhammer 40k memes saved on my laptop that just became topical
My parent's wifi is messing up. I'd definitely prefer to stay on my parent's wifi, because I have dozens of Warhammer 40k memes saved on my laptop that just became topical
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>>38185
Epic Spell seeds. The uber spells you use to create giga-uber spells and rituals.
like how Life is a seed for Gathering Of Maggots.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Life_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gathering_of_Maggots
When will our caster be able to cast spells of this magnitude?
Epic Spell seeds. The uber spells you use to create giga-uber spells and rituals.
like how Life is a seed for Gathering Of Maggots.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Life_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Gathering_of_Maggots
When will our caster be able to cast spells of this magnitude?
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>>38185
GM, as a completely hypothetical question that will probably never leave meta, what gods would match a Blackguard Trumpaladin?
GM, as a completely hypothetical question that will probably never leave meta, what gods would match a Blackguard Trumpaladin?
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>>38190
Transform can permanently alter race or species.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Transform_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
Transform can permanently alter race or species.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Transform_(Epic_Spell_Seed)
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>>38193
Liches really can't compare. Worms are Eldritch tier.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Worm_That_Walks
Liches really can't compare. Worms are Eldritch tier.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Worm_That_Walks
>>38198
I was using the idea of a ritual,... contrived and specialized for a particular purpose. I didn't say it was a GOOD idea,....
I was using the idea of a ritual,... contrived and specialized for a particular purpose. I didn't say it was a GOOD idea,....
Some of these Rituals are insane.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dragon_Strike
>summon 10 adult red dragons
>10!
>>38202
Why would you ask that? And yes.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dragon_Strike
>summon 10 adult red dragons
>10!
>>38202
Why would you ask that? And yes.
>>38200
>shrugs
I'd have gone with Polymorph and Permanency in that event, but either works.
>>38201
That depends on the player proposing it. If the player says "I wanna do a thing", higher. If the player says "Character is going to perform a ritual to produce the following effects. The components and accessories include (blah) and would incorporate (blur blur)." then less.
>shrugs
I'd have gone with Polymorph and Permanency in that event, but either works.
>>38201
That depends on the player proposing it. If the player says "I wanna do a thing", higher. If the player says "Character is going to perform a ritual to produce the following effects. The components and accessories include (blah) and would incorporate (blur blur)." then less.
>>38202
With a good check, you could probably develop it pretty soon.
>>38205
That idea feels kind of better, desu. I like the idea of non-casters being able to create certain effects through careful planning.
>>38207
It's too expensive for any party to cast though. It takes 11 casters contributing 9th level spell slots.
With a good check, you could probably develop it pretty soon.
>>38205
That idea feels kind of better, desu. I like the idea of non-casters being able to create certain effects through careful planning.
>>38207
It's too expensive for any party to cast though. It takes 11 casters contributing 9th level spell slots.
>Inb4 Ayran Infernius plays out Flowers for Algernon in his human form
>>38215
Would you be willing to permanently alter Tracy's base-species into a hoary steed, so she can be all ghost-pony all the time?
Would you be willing to permanently alter Tracy's base-species into a hoary steed, so she can be all ghost-pony all the time?
>>38223
Flowers for Algernon is a book about a mentally retarded man who agrees to be a test subject in an experiment to increase IQ. The experiment successful raises his IQ all the way to superior or even genius level. It's been a while since I read it (eleven years) so I can't remember all of the plot, but I believe he undergoes a sort of loss of innocence thereafter, or starts to be disliked by others. The book ends with it being discovered the treatment slowly fades and kills lab rats, with the man losing his intelligence and probably destined to be killed by or left even dumber by the treatment
Flowers for Algernon is a book about a mentally retarded man who agrees to be a test subject in an experiment to increase IQ. The experiment successful raises his IQ all the way to superior or even genius level. It's been a while since I read it (eleven years) so I can't remember all of the plot, but I believe he undergoes a sort of loss of innocence thereafter, or starts to be disliked by others. The book ends with it being discovered the treatment slowly fades and kills lab rats, with the man losing his intelligence and probably destined to be killed by or left even dumber by the treatment
Also there is a bunch of introspection about how when one behaves in a particular manner others grow accustomed to it, though their manner of accustom doesn't necessarily fit the individual's, and how deviating from those customs cause strive and an upending of previously established norms,....
>>38228
I don't see it.
Anyway, a hoary steed is basically exactly what regular Tracy is, a small blue-ish horse, only it's Ice type.
>>38232
>Inferinus spends weeks developing a god-tier spell to change his hair color, even when he's already the bovine equivalent to an Aryan
>10 Int
>>38234
Those spells are expensive.
I don't see it.
Anyway, a hoary steed is basically exactly what regular Tracy is, a small blue-ish horse, only it's Ice type.
>>38232
>Inferinus spends weeks developing a god-tier spell to change his hair color, even when he's already the bovine equivalent to an Aryan
>10 Int
>>38234
Those spells are expensive.
>>38237
For the record, I get many keks whenever you start on about that,....
There will be nerfing tho
For the record, I get many keks whenever you start on about that,....
There will be nerfing tho
>>38240
It's not permanent, and it doesn't grant extraordinary or spell-like abilities.
It might be cheaper if he just wants to be Aryan for a day though.
It's not permanent, and it doesn't grant extraordinary or spell-like abilities.
It might be cheaper if he just wants to be Aryan for a day though.
>>38252
Soft,... foam,... and acceptable for children,....
No, I really don't know. I just said it so that if randomly I decide to nerf anyone I can say "I warned you".
Soft,... foam,... and acceptable for children,....
No, I really don't know. I just said it so that if randomly I decide to nerf anyone I can say "I warned you".
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>>38257
>willingly refuses to wear epic arms and belt if strength
>wants to give up racial bonus to strength
>says he's afraid of being nerfed
Infernius, are you being a bitch right now? Because last I checked, unless you are a bitch, you can't be nerfed
>willingly refuses to wear epic arms and belt if strength
>wants to give up racial bonus to strength
>says he's afraid of being nerfed
Infernius, are you being a bitch right now? Because last I checked, unless you are a bitch, you can't be nerfed
>>38256
I forgot to bitch about the free flying and etherealness haxx abilities while in the Rabbit
Oh well... I'll bitch next time
I forgot to bitch about the free flying and etherealness haxx abilities while in the Rabbit
Oh well... I'll bitch next time
>>38192
But seriously... wtf? With enough of a Spellcraft DC, you can turn a bug into a Force Dragon.. That's ridiculous.
An epic level Wizard can do literally anything...
>Range: 300 ft
Oh come on.
But seriously... wtf? With enough of a Spellcraft DC, you can turn a bug into a Force Dragon.. That's ridiculous.
An epic level Wizard can do literally anything...
>Range: 300 ft
Oh come on.
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>>38261
>wearing the belt and arms for Thez
Dianne Fienstien is the woman he ought to be wearing those uber items for, not Thez
>wearing the belt and arms for Thez
Dianne Fienstien is the woman he ought to be wearing those uber items for, not Thez
>>38262
You can even Transform the subject into specific individuals.
You could turn a rock into another Kefka.
You can even Transform the subject into specific individuals.
You could turn a rock into another Kefka.
>>38268
>puts on the Raven one.
"IDK what you're thinking, this wouldn't be any use except for a particularly whorish spell-caster,...."
>puts on the Raven one.
"IDK what you're thinking, this wouldn't be any use except for a particularly whorish spell-caster,...."
>>38274
*sighs*
*nibbles horsey ear*
"Uh... I got you a stick. I heard bitches like sticks"
*gives stick*
*sighs*
*nibbles horsey ear*
"Uh... I got you a stick. I heard bitches like sticks"
*gives stick*
>>38278
*takes stick*
"Thanks. I love sticks."
*lands to snuggle more effectively*
>passing zombies are turned/rebuked by the insufferable gushy-pink aura
*takes stick*
"Thanks. I love sticks."
*lands to snuggle more effectively*
>passing zombies are turned/rebuked by the insufferable gushy-pink aura
Thez, hand bound behind her, still stands triumphantly in Raven cosplay.
"You were saying?"
"You were saying?"
>>38281
*dismounts Horsey*
*turns undead in the immediate vicinity
*Kisses horsey and rubs fur*
"You want to be truly ridden, don't you my beloved mount?"
*dismounts Horsey*
*turns undead in the immediate vicinity
*Kisses horsey and rubs fur*
"You want to be truly ridden, don't you my beloved mount?"
Srsly tho, I'm out for the night. Sexin and such to habben in turn; its the bathhouse after all
>>38285
>undead
Uhm,... how skilled/practiced is Trump at controlling undead? Just asking for a friend of course.
>>38285
>undead
Uhm,... how skilled/practiced is Trump at controlling undead? Just asking for a friend of course.
>>38288
Not really practiced, but I believe he should be able to turn undead at the rate of 3 a day plus Charisma modifier, which would be 7. He also has the Circlet of persuasion, which I think gives +3 to turn checks?
Not really practiced, but I believe he should be able to turn undead at the rate of 3 a day plus Charisma modifier, which would be 7. He also has the Circlet of persuasion, which I think gives +3 to turn checks?
>>38289
>furious sex noises
You know, as GM I'm inclined to tell you two things. 1., she would be disappointed if Infernius lost stature (read: went from Minotaur to Human), and 2. If he wants to learn Monk, there's gonna be a WHOLE LOT of hitting.
>furious sex noises
You know, as GM I'm inclined to tell you two things. 1., she would be disappointed if Infernius lost stature (read: went from Minotaur to Human), and 2. If he wants to learn Monk, there's gonna be a WHOLE LOT of hitting.
>>38290
I think the circlet only applies to Char related checks, like Diplomacy, Bluff and intimidate. It doesn't actually increase the modifier.
I think the circlet only applies to Char related checks, like Diplomacy, Bluff and intimidate. It doesn't actually increase the modifier.
>>38287
*Bloodlust rapidly converts into friskiness*
*Doesn't give two shit about the sea of gore around them*
*Bloodlust rapidly converts into friskiness*
*Doesn't give two shit about the sea of gore around them*
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*grins smugly at Fae*
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>>38310
top kek
Is loving his horsey
*points to RBG*
"You knew damn well that Obergerfell would lead to people marrying their horses"
*humping horsey*
"Can't say it's a bad thing though"
*loves horsey
>>38311
*presses inside her hard*
top kek
Is loving his horsey
*points to RBG*
"You knew damn well that Obergerfell would lead to people marrying their horses"
*humping horsey*
"Can't say it's a bad thing though"
*loves horsey
>>38311
*presses inside her hard*
>>38317
*grabs into demon horse hide, trying to keep up*
"I've got you Tracy!"
*bounces right back into her*
*grabs into demon horse hide, trying to keep up*
"I've got you Tracy!"
*bounces right back into her*
>>38318
*Tail sticks straight up, blasting and sizzling like a firecracker*
"Can you keep up, ~Flashy?" She inquires, challengingly
*rapid bucking intensifies*
*Tail sticks straight up, blasting and sizzling like a firecracker*
"Can you keep up, ~Flashy?" She inquires, challengingly
*rapid bucking intensifies*
>>38320
*Humors him with superior horse-granted Endurance*
"You can train me; why don't I give you some lessons too? Grab on ~tight."
*Scene devolves into an spectacular, fantasy-realm sex rodeo, blue blazes and glints of shining golden armor occasionally glinting though the cloud*
>>38322
*Accepts stream graciously and finally settles down*
"I love you too, Flashy."
*Gently sets down the exhausted paladin*
*Humors him with superior horse-granted Endurance*
"You can train me; why don't I give you some lessons too? Grab on ~tight."
*Scene devolves into an spectacular, fantasy-realm sex rodeo, blue blazes and glints of shining golden armor occasionally glinting though the cloud*
>>38322
*Accepts stream graciously and finally settles down*
"I love you too, Flashy."
*Gently sets down the exhausted paladin*
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