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Lotsa Nuts
Anonymous
20keA
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No.38130
Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.

Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
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Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38337
38338
>>38336
ill be more towards nazi germany though.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38338
38339
you-will-not-be-passed-over-heretic_o_2821347.jpg
>>38337
Um... what does that mean though?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38339
38340
>>38338
jews cannot be space marines, their genes are to weak.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38340
38341
boreale__s_unnatural_day_by_zergrex-d5drq11.png
>>38339
Well of course. Only the Gene stock of the God Emperor may become space marines

So... Is new Infernius fine with Capitalism?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38341
38344
>>38340
capitalism is just the same as communism, they're both Jewish inventions.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
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No.38342
>>38335
>>38333
Makes sense. Natsoc/Fascism sounds more like a lawful ideology.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
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No.38343
38345 38346 38348
>>38328
We have two churches though. Wouldn't that set them against each other?
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.38344
38377
>>38328
>starts spanish inquisition
Who wants to help?
>>38341
>ancap starts slowly backing away
Anonymous
0qV/U
?
No.38345
38346
>>38343
Well it might
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38346
38347 38348 38377
>>38343
>>38345
Also, both churches only have one official and no formal court. A dispute over heresy could literally just be a slugfest between two party members.
Anonymous
0qV/U
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No.38347
38349
>>38346
>The American Football League has no formal Court and no other officials
If this is true I need to rectify this. I tried setting up designated NPCs earlier but it didn't quite catch.

Fuck it. Terry is the designated official of at least Proselytizing operations, and Fae is the designated judge of Theological matters
0qV/U
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No.38348
38377
Shit.jpg
>>38343
>>38346
The question you're basically posing right here is "is it possible to simultaneously be a good American, and a National Socialist?"

Awkward...
\r
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38349
38350 38351
>>38347
NPCs can be hired with shekels, but they also take time to find, train, pay.. etc. Idk how the mechanic works though.
I kept meaning to buy-up land, horses, but I kept forgetting.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38350
38351 38354
>>38349
It'd be nice to own a nice large, open track of land.
I wonder how much pasture she could acquire.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38351
38353
>>38349
>>38350
https://youtu.be/GPX-mW4l1rU
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
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No.38353
465933__explicit_artist-colon-gitgud_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_anus_crotchboobs_female_impossibly large crotchboobs_looking at you_nicolas cage_nu.png
>>38351
Kek. Love that movie.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38354
38355 38356
>>38350
Is there any rural land around Port Barry or the surrounding areas for sale? I want to open a pasture, with YUGE tracks of land.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38355
>>38354
You could take all of the land within the walled area that surrounds the original position of the tower. No one would complain, but it's all mountainous and forested, so it may not be best. Trollestia's golf course is s thing, but it may not be enough. Port Barry has farmland surrounding it which could be purchased. It may be best to keep that used for farming. Now Derpistan has even more farmland than Port Barry that is unclaimed, although I'd kind of like to repopulate Durpistan with resurrected zombies and use the farmland to produce commercial crops like barley for brewing or flax or hemp or rapeseed. There's that big area beyond the forest that is completely uninhabited - just burn the trees and you can have Yuge tracts of land with a little lake. If we clear out the Court City there's got to be a lot of land there
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
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No.38356
38357
>>38354
If not, is there anyone she can kill to steal their land?
Also, I gotta find a new sekrit cave to shackle prisoners in. The dungeon is kill, and it's not a sekrit anymore... I gotta find a new sekrit place for her to do her ebil stuff.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38357
38358
>>38356
*sighs*
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
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No.38358
38361
>>38357
Well it's not like she can just keep all of that stuff in the tower. I'm playing a supervillain, I need muh sekrit lair. The last one was mostly destroyed, and Bob is a tattletale: it's pretty much just a cave with brick flooring at this point. I'm going to have her find a new one to do her edgy stuff in.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
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No.38360
38362
I really do hope we can level up after these upcoming fights.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38361
38363
image.png
>>38358
>Villian needs to hide from the world
GET ON MY LEVEL!
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38362
38365 38368
>>38360
My next set of plans requires the Court City being razed and the Jew Gold being recovered, so I can wait
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
?
No.38363
38364 38367
>>38361
Not from the world, just from nosy white-knights.
There are things I want her to do that I rather keep sekrit.
cmhXt
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No.38364
38366
>>38363
>She doesn't want to settle down or be a mother
Okay...
\r
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
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No.38365
>>38362
I'm hungry for XP. I want it bad.
Mrs. Sentry
VZtNb
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No.38366
>>38364
How did you come to that?
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38367
image.gif
>>38363
*heart breaks... More than a little...*
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
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No.38368
38369
>>38362
You don't want to level up faster?
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38369
38370
>>38368
I don't want a time skip before then
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
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No.38370
38371
>>38369
What do levels have to do with a timeskip? Also, it's going to be a pain to ressurect all of these undead, clothe them, shelter them, and figure out who they are, all in session. A week's timeskip might not be that bad.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38371
38372
>>38370
And we wouldn't do that until after we have secured the Court City and the money to pay for clothing and shelter
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
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No.38372
38374 38377
>>38371
Where are they going to stop all of the corpses in the mean time? It'll still take days just to clean all of the gore and bones off of the streets.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
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No.38373
stow the corpses*
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38374
38375
>>38372
Make a corvee of the general populace to clean it up, I would guess, and just stack it. It's zombified flesh. It's not like it's going to rot, at least anytime soon. And if that isn't possible, just leave it where it fell.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
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No.38375
38376 38428
>>38374
It's probably already rotting quite a bit.
And leaving it and where it fell would spread the plague and attract/create even more monsters, spooky ones.
It should be done immediately, to ensure that every corpse can be recovered and ressurrected individually. If they let the corpses rot in the streets, it'll be impossible to tell what part belongs to each corpse after a day, and then it'll take ten times as long.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38376
38378
>>38375
Great. Tell Sechs to order a corvee
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38377
38378
>>38344
i wont violate your nap, im actually kind of fond of ancapism.
>>38346
i need to fix up my church but im not quite sure how to go about it.
>>38348
reeeeee it is possible ask Henry ford.
>>38372
ill let uatchit eat them.


Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
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No.38378
38379 38381
>>38376
If we don't have to rebuild the town first...
>>38377
>eat them
We were going to ressurect them, weren't we?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38379
38380 38383
>>38378
the zombies?
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
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No.38380
38384
>>38379
Yes.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38381
38382
>>38378
No. First thing is first. Kill the horde at its head while the citizens clean up, THEN rebuild the city
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
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No.38382
38385
>>38381
Where are they going to sleep?
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38383
38384
>>38379
Tracy's faggot has a good idea with that. We need more humans to populate empty cities
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38384
38388
>>38380
>>38383
humans/=/zombies
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38385
38386
>>38382
Structural damage should be light. Thus far undead have not breached the walled areas. Regardless, the corpses need to be cleaned up first
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38386
38387
>>38385
The Cloud Giant just bashed a hole in the main wall, and the liches have yet to start nuking shit. Hope there aren't any Invokers.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38387
38388
>>38386
as long as there are no mind flayers i think we ok.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
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No.38388
38389
>>38384
They were probably gathered from all over the continent.
>Here comes diversity
>>38387
Yeah, at least we can be sure there won't be any Mindflayer Blackguards with Beholder mounts. That would never happen.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38389
>>38388
>Here comes diversity
REEEEEEE no shitskins!
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38392
38393
>>38390
Humans (aryan)
Elfs
Minotuars
Ponies
Dwelfs
more?
>>38391
too late

Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
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No.38393
38394
>>38392
What about dwarves?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38394
38395
>>38393
jew-tier
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38395
38396 38397
>>38394
Halflings?
Centaurs?
Satyrs?
Monstrous Humanoids?
Giants of different varieties?
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38396
38399
>>38395
Pixies?
Gnomes?
Troglodytes?
Ogres?
Ogre mages?
There's also like six different subraces of every race.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38397
38398
>>38395
>Halflings?
>Centaurs?
>Satyrs?
happas.
>Giants of different varieties
pagan european-tier the could be civilized
>Monstrous Humanoids
shitskins
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
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No.38398
38399
>>38397
Minotuars are monstrous Humanoids. And some of them are too intelligent to be niggers.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38399
38400 38402
>>38396
>Gnomes
white
>Pixies
no
>Ogres an ogre mages
fatties that need discipline.
>Troglodytes
not familiar with, but if they are like argonians then yes.
>>38398
i sais minotuars where white already though.

Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38400
38401
>>38399
What about other monstrous Humanoids?
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38401
38402
>>38400
we would have to review each one.
Mrs. Sentry
5EhrG
?
No.38402
38403 38406
>>38399
>Argonians
Like lizardfolk?
What about other reptilians?
>>38401
Good point.
In fact, this conversation is kind of pointless as it stands. Let's review each race as we meet them, and then review individuals. You never know who you'll meet.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38403
>>38402
>What about other reptilians
reptilians seem okay.
>Like lizardfolk?
yea.
>Let's review each race as we meet them
sounds like a good plan
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38404
38407
Alright. So when referring to "cleaning up zombies", are we talking about the corpses in Durpistan, the zombies and undead outside port Barry? Both? Also, why would you need to shelter zombies?
Most of the land surrounding Port Barry is occupied farmland, but there's nothing preventing logging the trees to the south, and that would actually open up the road to Cardashil, etc. a bit and encourage travel.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38405
>>38390
I'm working Trumpaladin on "Jurisdiction" Theory. So far as he is concerned, humans and intelligent allies are "white," but he doesn't care about anything else
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38406
>>38402
>Judge them each by the content of their character
Dear Jesus I don't care. It's hard enough ensuring a future for one race.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38407
38408 38409
>>38404
they are talking about the ones in town.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38408
>>38407
This.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38409
38410 38414
whoosh.jpg
>>38407
Oh that won't even be a thing. If the fight wasn't unresolved I could go >pic related
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38410
38411 38413 38417
1560032__safe_artist-colon-nootaz_oc_oc-colon-nootaz_oc only_meme_russian meme_solo.jpeg
>>38409
>not posting the poner.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38411
38412 38413
>>38410
"There's a poner of,..."
he begins to ask out loud, then stops and says "Of COURSE there's a poner of woosh-kitteh"
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38412
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>>38411
we need an aryanne version of this one.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38413
38417 38418
image.jpeg
>>38410
This

>>38411
Every. MUST. BE. PONER!
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38414
38418
>>38409
>woosh
We're not going to resurrect everyone?
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38415
38416 38417 38418
>ITT, GM says "no, fuck your planning"
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38416
8685848c4decb2ce344b9f26ce2fe39a19703b097b1c6fd1302598f6d4135558.png
>>38415

Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38417
>>38410
Saved
>>38413
Is there a poner of the Planets
>>38415
>ITT, Torc will fuck GM's plans for fucking the player planning
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38418
38419
284388b3e41137ee12f29f5b6cb18cfe5f0df9da60016a936626f91be553135f_1.jpg
>>38413
>pic
>>38414
The zombies? No, there will be no resurrecting zombies
>>38415
RLY? I thought ITT GM is told "Fuck your planning"
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38419
38420 38423 38425
1363057242464.png
>>38418
Can I just keep their skulls then? I want to make a custom throne out of that cloud giant's skull if he's not going to need it anymore. The rest of the skulls will make for a nice heap.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38420
38421 38423
>>38419
can i have there sinews?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38421
38422
>>38420
What for?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38422
38423
>>38421
sex swing.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38423
38427
>>38422
"I endorse this idea"
>>38420
Yes
>>38419
Yes
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.38425
>>38419
>2edgy4me
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38426
>>38424
its actually pretty cool desu.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38427
>>38423
"me glad!"
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38428
>>38375
WTF? More shenanigens?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38429
38432 38433
skullcups.JPG1cb1476a-ab4c-4131-9893-7c11892a17d9Original.jpg
What's the most aesthetic, realistic skull goblet design you can have?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38430
120.jpg
>>38424
There can never be enough edge.
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38432
38434
>>38429
i drink from an actual skull.
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.38433
38435
>>38429
Use the whole skull, cut a circle in the top. Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw. Attach a handle of bone to the back or a side.
Boom Skull goblet Tankard
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38434
38436
rEE2k.jpg
>>38432
You need at least a bit of craftsmanship to get a great, usable goblet though.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38435
38437 38440
>>38433
>Sink a precious metal cup in the middle of the holw
Interesting prospect.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38436
38438 38439
bring-me-win-in-the-skull-of-an-enemy-find-19292835.png
>>38434

Anonymous
rGxba
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No.38437
>>38435
In my opinion tankards ring more of a warrior than goblets do. Goblets ring of diplomacy to me.
And thats the easiest thing I can think of. You could also put rubys in the eyes for an extra +2 edge bonus.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38438
38451
>>38436
Technically, you could make a throne out of the entire Giant skull. Just sayin
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38439
>>38436
this.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38440
38441
pearls-carved-skulls-shinji-nakaba-thumb640.jpg
>>38435
The jibbernigger skulls could probably make for good molds for gold jewlery. I'll have Tracy tell Lenos about it whenever he finally gets back. Mr. Skeletals could be the next big thing.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38441
38442
>>38440
Oddly cute
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38442
38444
118.jpg
>>38441
Pic related are by some Japanese artist who carved them out of flawed pearls.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38443
38445
skull_by_phobian.jpg
>Illegals break our wall
>We make them pay for it
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38444
38446
>>38442
grorious nippon.
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38445
38446
>>38443
>better wall
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38446
>>38444
Checked.
>>38445
Ikr
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38447
38448 38449
1bd5f42c3fed5dac8064ea42ee4407b0.jpg
I fucking love skull aesthetics
>Pimp Lich
Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38448
1549977__safe_artist-colon-artimis whooves_marks and recreation_spoiler-colon-s07e21_doot_kettle draws_meme_skull trumpet_spooky_trumpet.png
>>38447

Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38449
>>38447
Keep it pimpin pimpin
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38450
c0f07d5add50fe22e3e40225af9186d6.jpg
>lighter for Lenos
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38451
38453 38456
>>38438
That's what I was intending. The rest of the skulls are to put beneath it.
Now, for a place to put it...
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38453
38454 38455 38459
>>38451
I'm guessing this is just the tip of a very large iceberg
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38454
>>38453
Think of it as a trophy

Anonymous
yFDEb
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No.38455
>>38453
this desu.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38456
38457 38459
>>38451
Pretty much.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38457
38458
>>38456
I'm guessing ahe intends to target Trump's humans
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38458
38460
>>38457
>Trump's humans
Who?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38459
>>38456
meant for >>38453

Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38460
38461
>>38458
Port Barry and vicinity
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38461
>>38460
>Implying jurisdiction
No though. I wasn't planning anything.
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.38463
38464 38465
So, are the undead fuckers still a problem?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38464
>>38463
Yep. We're all still were we were that night.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38465
38466 38467
>>38463
You have a visit from Nancy Pelosi and three ships incoming
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38466
>>38465
>three ships
G4
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38467
38471
Nancy-Pelosi-the-Pirate-with-a-Gun-111967.jpg
Ted-Kennedy-and-Nancy-Pelosi-Pirates-62161.jpg
Pirate-Nancy-Pelosi-78654.jpg
>>38465
>The pirate of Washington DC
Kek
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38468
38470
How long until we fight John McCain?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38470
38473
>>38468
When he dies and becomes a wizard in The Game™
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38471
Pirates-u.jpg
Pirate-s-of-Washington-DC-Nancy-Pelosi-and-Harry-Reid-110398.jpg
>>38467

Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38472
>>38469
You should consider them yours too
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38473
38474
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
image.jpeg
>>38470
>Implying he isn't already dead
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.38474
38475
>>38473
We can expect that boss fight in...
How long does it take cancer to kill?
Anonymous
esnZi
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No.38475
38476 38477
>>38474
Not long enough,....
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38476
>>38475
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38477
38478
>>38475
yep..
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38478
38479 38481
>>38477
So yes, John McCain will present himself b4 too long. It would be nice to kill him too.
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38479
38480
>>38478
Torcuil should think of the most cancerous meme he can to kill him with
Anonymous
rGxba
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No.38480
38483
>>38479
Fuck, I never thought I would say this
>looks for meme on 9gag
Anonymous
cmhXt
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No.38481
38482 38501
image.jpeg
>>38478
GM, how weaponizable is my Alunya collection?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
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No.38482
>>38481
Alunya is the only half-decent meme commies ever produced, desu.
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38483
38484 38487
>>38480
we need the hard stuff, 9gag is to weak.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38484
38485 38489 38490
>>38483
Where can we find the most cancerous, unfunny, life-draining memes in existence?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38485
38487 38492
>>38484
leftypol
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38486
38488 38493
image.jpeg
Why do I like this meme so much?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38487
>>38483
B-but I need cancer
>>38485
I mean, you aren't wrong
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38488
>>38486
does that thing have a penis?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38489
image.png
>>38484
How do you know when a meme is cancer though?
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38490
38491 38494 38501
>>38484
r/politicalhumor
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38491
38501
>>38490
r/spacedicks
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38492
>>38485
They literally don't have any memes except for Alunya. Just photo-shopped /pol/ memes.
It's a memetic example of how communism destroys market/product diversity.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38493
38499
>>38486
She's cute...
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38494
38495 38496 38498
image.png
>>38490
Pic related is Torcuil's waifu
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38495
>>38494
>*dies*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38496
38497
>>38494
>Torc shoots himself
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38497
38500
>>38496
>*meets Death*
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38498
38501
>>38494
*kills death*
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38499
image.jpeg
>>38493
I know right? I love this cat for some reason
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38500
>>38497
>Torc enters the loop of hel
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38501
38502 38503
>>38481
>totally doesn't get alunya memes
Uhm 5/10?
>>38490
>>38491
I notice that there are r/'s in front of those
>>38498
Oh, he kills death alright with a beins
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38502
38503
>>38501
>with a benis
I kek'd
>r/'s
Where else am I supposed to get cancer?
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38503
38504 38505
>>38502
>>38501
>until death pulls out her own Benis
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38504
38506
>>38503
>pleasekillme.scroll
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38505
>>38503
>communist benis
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38506
38507 38508 38510
c222d159023d3bc4334b04e8b8451093--simple-skull-drawing-reaper-tattoo.jpg
>>38504
>manifests behind you*
>"You ~called?"
No mortal can escape her.
rGxba
?
No.38507
38509 38511 38512 38514
[1d1 = 1]
>>38506
Run away
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38508
>>38506
'specially when she wants some
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38509
38513
>>38507
OMFG
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38510
>>38506
>Death is as insane as Tracy
Poor Torcuil
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38511
38513
>>38507
WHY DID YOU ROLL FOR THAT
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38512
>>38507
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38513
38515
>>38509
Fuck...
Torc is gettin >raped tonight, isn't it
>>38511
Hilarity, look at the die
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38514
649126__safe_artist-colon-hunter1337_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_blonde_eyes closed_female_floppy ears_full body_funny_laughing_nazi_on back_open mouth.png
>>38507
>mfw
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38515
38516 38517 38518
>>38513
Oh.... That's a 1d1
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38516
38519
>>38515
Well that's no fun...
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38517
38519
>>38515
*sad*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38518
>>38515
Nothing like a good ol mobius strip
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38519
38520
>>38517
>>38516
You faggots thought I was serious?
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38520
38521
>>38519
For a moment..
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38521
38522 38523 38524
>>38520
Would it make you guys feel better if I actually rolled?
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38522
38526
>>38521
no
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38523
38526
>>38521
Nah. Moment's passed.
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38524
38526
>>38521
U didn't? I see the 1,... looks like canon to me Xp
cmhXt
?
No.38525
38527 38537
[1d20 = 18]
Dice is no fun without risk

*Frees self from Tracy*
rGxba
?
No.38526
38530
[1d20 = 12]
>>38522
>>38523
Too bad, I'm gonna fucking do it
>>38524
Don't make me roll a 20d1
yFDEb
?
No.38527
38528
>>38525
*shits on trumpaladin*
yFDEb
?
No.38528
38529 38531 38535
[1d20 = 1]
>>38527

Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38529
38533
>>38528
oh come on!
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38530
38535
>>38526
I won't MAKE u do ANYTHING desu, I'll just shitpost until u do
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38531
>>38528
>shit lands on self
TOP FUCKING KEK!
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38532
38534
And laugh at Infernius
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38533
image.gif
>>38529
Beautiful
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38534
38540
>>38532
so..... what happens?
rGxba
?
No.38535
38536 38538 38539 38540
[1d20 = 19]
>>38528
My sides have left for fucking pluto
>>38530
Roll to try and seduce Trollestia
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38536
38538
>>38535
>19
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38537
38541
>>38525
*whimpers*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38538
38542
>>38535
You know what, I'll take it.
>>38536
Its better than rolling a 3 for dick size
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38539
>>38535
Not bad
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38540
38543 38545
>>38534
>went to shit on another player
>rolled a 1
>wants to know what happens next
Its pretty shitty desu
>>38535
Not a 20, but almost
"Oh young meme-mage, whatever do you intend to do with that... wand?" I thought you wanted to avoid this level of ahem scrutiny
Anonymous
cmhXt
?
No.38541
38544
>>38537
Goddamn it

*pets pony's muzzle*
Anonymous
esnZi
?
No.38542
>>38538
There WAS that one time,....
Anonymous
yFDEb
?
No.38543
38546
>>38540
just making sure everything is still inside.
Mrs. Sentry
/GE8P
?
No.38544
38548
Spoilered
>>38541
[happy pony noises]
*nuzzles affectionately*
Anonymous
rGxba
?
No.38545
38548 38549
>>38540
To late, I went full autism and there is no going back....
But now I don't know what to do.