Well, the party has gotten some things in order and has made some arrangements and plans to attack Court City in full and not as a half-assed rescue mission because of a brain worm. Speaking of brain worms, the party just kinda shrugged their shoulders and forgot about that whole "Infernius going insane and running off" bit. Hmmm. Oh well. But anyway, everyone's got some ideas and plans to put in motion. Its too bad that Port Barry is currently surrounded one 4 fronts,... that's going to complicate things.
Welcome back to the Game thread, there's over 3 dozen of 'em by now, so pardon me if I skip the introductory formalities. If you want to join, or perhaps just join in on the shitposting cuz bored, feel free. I'm working on a metric to allow new players to get in without having to go through the process of full-on mapping out a character.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>39173
You should know, you almost just got paralyzed to death. Just saying.
>>39175
Dammit indeed
>>39178
Also this
>>39168
"Undead are creating life faster than practically any other method" echoes in Torcuil's head
T> "Ignore it, it is the insane ramblings of a thing long dead and far less relevant than it might seem."
You should know, you almost just got paralyzed to death. Just saying.
>>39175
Dammit indeed
>>39178
Also this
>>39168
"Undead are creating life faster than practically any other method" echoes in Torcuil's head
T> "Ignore it, it is the insane ramblings of a thing long dead and far less relevant than it might seem."
>>39178
>the chain is wielded as a weapon in place of another
Really? Then why can it still attack when it's owner is unconscious?
>the chain is wielded as a weapon in place of another
Really? Then why can it still attack when it's owner is unconscious?
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>>39185
Use your sword, It has better numbers
Tracy has 31 strength, which gives her a +10 on Melee attack rolls and +10 on damage rolls
Use your sword, It has better numbers
Tracy has 31 strength, which gives her a +10 on Melee attack rolls and +10 on damage rolls
>>39188
T> "I don't know about the pyramid, but it seems clear that that one (Pelosi) is our most immediate concern."
P> Magic Circle against Good
The air around Pelosi darkens and wavers for a moment.
>>39190
It is, but its not so animate that Tracy can just 'let go'. Its animate in that it can be controlled at 60' length without incurring penalties.
T> "I don't know about the pyramid, but it seems clear that that one (Pelosi) is our most immediate concern."
P> Magic Circle against Good
The air around Pelosi darkens and wavers for a moment.
>>39190
It is, but its not so animate that Tracy can just 'let go'. Its animate in that it can be controlled at 60' length without incurring penalties.
>>39188
P> "I believe that Hillary Clinton is one of the best prepared people in our history to rule Court City, with her vision, her knowledge, her experience, her strategic thinking, her connection to the Game people."
P> "I believe that Hillary Clinton is one of the best prepared people in our history to rule Court City, with her vision, her knowledge, her experience, her strategic thinking, her connection to the Game people."
>>39195
The latter. It's a bullshit "I sense a disturbance in the force" kind of thing that I am just doing for fun
The latter. It's a bullshit "I sense a disturbance in the force" kind of thing that I am just doing for fun
I meant to ask this a long time ago, can you make Intimidate checks during combat? For the sake of Demoralization option.
>>39198
Yes, of course. Oh, I forgot to mention what happened with the chain. After a successful crit, the chain rebounded and wrapped around Trump's sword-arm. He's not wounded, but its a spiked chain and will take a round to remove effectively without injuring him.
>>39200
Yes, but as a solid, don't bother against undead.
Yes, of course. Oh, I forgot to mention what happened with the chain. After a successful crit, the chain rebounded and wrapped around Trump's sword-arm. He's not wounded, but its a spiked chain and will take a round to remove effectively without injuring him.
>>39200
Yes, but as a solid, don't bother against undead.
Why are we going with the first set of dice rolls?
Okay....
Okay....
[1d20 = 9]
This is for Tracy's Finger of Death
(for a moment, I thought that the last one was Tracy's save, but it was Feinstein's)
This is for Tracy's Finger of Death
(for a moment, I thought that the last one was Tracy's save, but it was Feinstein's)
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>>39208
I thought she could do that during combat.
Also, she'll use the next round to unwra the chain, while you try and finish her off with lay on hands.
I thought she could do that during combat.
Also, she'll use the next round to unwra the chain, while you try and finish her off with lay on hands.
>>39214
That was a saving throw roll, and had it been Tracy's, Trump would be plummeting to the ground while 'riding' a corpse. Just saying
That was a saving throw roll, and had it been Tracy's, Trump would be plummeting to the ground while 'riding' a corpse. Just saying
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>>39216
Does she have a nightmares's fortitude save bonus while being ridden? She has all of the other stats.
A nightmare's fortitude save bonus is +16.
Does she have a nightmares's fortitude save bonus while being ridden? She has all of the other stats.
A nightmare's fortitude save bonus is +16.
>>39220
Well, a Cauchemar's save, which is +17. Be advised that that's a total number which includes a +7 constitution bonus
Well, a Cauchemar's save, which is +17. Be advised that that's a total number which includes a +7 constitution bonus
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Nanci Pelosi shudders in place for a moment. She takes no damage, but is observably immobilized for a moment by the effects of a Restoration spell. Torcuil's move again. (on that front)
[1d20 = 16]
>>39234
Using his free, non-dominant left hand, Trumpaladin makes a melee touch attack
Using the Charm domain special power which you let me have through the "Devotion to a Cause" feat, Trumpaladin calls upon the Power of Elway to increase his Charm, for +4 Charisma. As a free action
Do I get more than one Melee Touch Attack?
>>39234
Using his free, non-dominant left hand, Trumpaladin makes a melee touch attack
Using the Charm domain special power which you let me have through the "Devotion to a Cause" feat, Trumpaladin calls upon the Power of Elway to increase his Charm, for +4 Charisma. As a free action
Do I get more than one Melee Touch Attack?
>>39239
I know, but the way it was phrased was a let down. I was all visualizing it, and by his description I imagined him booping her with no effect.
I know, but the way it was phrased was a let down. I was all visualizing it, and by his description I imagined him booping her with no effect.
>>39238
Trumpaladin's left index finger lands squarely on RBG's nose
"Boop"
Eagles splendor and the charm power give him a total charisma modifier of +8, for a total of 128 possible damage to RBG. Trumpaladin allots as much of that as is necessary to kill the bitch a second time
"I'm appointing a Conservative in your place who will make Scalia look like thurgood Marshal. Believe me"
With the Power of Football, he unleashes a stream that sends her to the oblivion her style of jurisprudence and constitutional interpretation deserves.
\r
Trumpaladin's left index finger lands squarely on RBG's nose
"Boop"
Eagles splendor and the charm power give him a total charisma modifier of +8, for a total of 128 possible damage to RBG. Trumpaladin allots as much of that as is necessary to kill the bitch a second time
"I'm appointing a Conservative in your place who will make Scalia look like thurgood Marshal. Believe me"
With the Power of Football, he unleashes a stream that sends her to the oblivion her style of jurisprudence and constitutional interpretation deserves.
\r
>>39243
Grapple success. Though formidable in being undead, Pelosi is a waif as far as strength is concerned, and Snek has little difficulty grappelling and occupying.
>>39242
That's what I was looking for. With a blast of the holiest of Football, RBG's corporeal form (don't forget, liches shit) is blown away, scattered in a burst of dry flesh, dust, and bone.
>>39244
Nice dubs. I more meant now that Feinstein is dead, cuz that cure spell ended her. I know I didn't make a big deal about it okay, I never officially said "that kills her" but I figured it was a given since her head was hanging off her shoulders but he's now unoccupied in a 3" standing pool of poo.
Grapple success. Though formidable in being undead, Pelosi is a waif as far as strength is concerned, and Snek has little difficulty grappelling and occupying.
>>39242
That's what I was looking for. With a blast of the holiest of Football, RBG's corporeal form (don't forget, liches shit) is blown away, scattered in a burst of dry flesh, dust, and bone.
>>39244
Nice dubs. I more meant now that Feinstein is dead, cuz that cure spell ended her. I know I didn't make a big deal about it okay, I never officially said "that kills her" but I figured it was a given since her head was hanging off her shoulders but he's now unoccupied in a 3" standing pool of poo.
>>39245
he searches her body.
and after finding nothing i climb out of the sewers and go to the docks.
he searches her body.
and after finding nothing i climb out of the sewers and go to the docks.
>>39245
To Fae
>"RBG is Dead. Long live Justice Don Willet, who shall be appointed to the Court in her place. What is the status report on the situation?"
To Fae
>"RBG is Dead. Long live Justice Don Willet, who shall be appointed to the Court in her place. What is the status report on the situation?"
>>39253
>Many casualties. Devourers and Nightwalkers entered the port from the ethereal plane. The port has rallied, but not without cost. Thez has been working at a frenzy, but there's too many.
>Many casualties. Devourers and Nightwalkers entered the port from the ethereal plane. The port has rallied, but not without cost. Thez has been working at a frenzy, but there's too many.
>>39257
But she IS already dead,....
Oh fine, Torcuil memes Pelosi's corporeal form dead, since she was 1 round away from helpless (and thus dead) anyway.
But she IS already dead,....
Oh fine, Torcuil memes Pelosi's corporeal form dead, since she was 1 round away from helpless (and thus dead) anyway.
Upon Pelosi's death, the floating pyramid begins to rotate in the water. Slowly at first, it increases in rotation, slowly causing larger and larger waves to lap at the docks.
>>39269
>The Generals have maintained the stadium, and are keeping the bulk of the citizenry safe. The spartans,... could not be contained. Their status is unknown.
>The Generals have maintained the stadium, and are keeping the bulk of the citizenry safe. The spartans,... could not be contained. Their status is unknown.
>>39271
T> "Ready? What are you thinking?"
As she says this, the pyramid's rotation has exceeded 1 rotation/second and increasing (is gonna teleport in a second, I'm just drawing it out), making the building otherwise inaccessable.
T> "Ready? What are you thinking?"
As she says this, the pyramid's rotation has exceeded 1 rotation/second and increasing (is gonna teleport in a second, I'm just drawing it out), making the building otherwise inaccessable.
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>>39279
Uses Detect Ebil as he goes back into the city
We may want to Jaunt to look for those fuckers though
Uses Detect Ebil as he goes back into the city
We may want to Jaunt to look for those fuckers though
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[1d20+21 = 37]
>>39280
That's an issue for another round.
We have some souls to repose first.
Tracy gathers up the things on the ground Trumpaldin directed her to, then Speeds off towards the city.
Rolling to Spot the aforementioned undead.
>>39280
That's an issue for another round.
We have some souls to repose first.
Tracy gathers up the things on the ground Trumpaldin directed her to, then Speeds off towards the city.
Rolling to Spot the aforementioned undead.
>>39286
Very true. Those are MY souls, Goddamn it! They can't have them. We're killing every fucking one of them. Don't forget those cowards hide on the Ethereal plane too
Very true. Those are MY souls, Goddamn it! They can't have them. We're killing every fucking one of them. Don't forget those cowards hide on the Ethereal plane too
>>39285
On the one hand, yes. It would eliminate the party from entering for the duration of the spell, which would be 1 day/level but dispel-able. On the other hand, it eliminates the opponent's ability to escape, which might be a greater gain.
>>39289
There it is. The pyramid begins to grind, as though suddenly striking at some unseen object as it rotates, slowing and coming to a stop. The torches at its corners have gone out, and it sits omenously in the water just off the docks.
On the one hand, yes. It would eliminate the party from entering for the duration of the spell, which would be 1 day/level but dispel-able. On the other hand, it eliminates the opponent's ability to escape, which might be a greater gain.
>>39289
There it is. The pyramid begins to grind, as though suddenly striking at some unseen object as it rotates, slowing and coming to a stop. The torches at its corners have gone out, and it sits omenously in the water just off the docks.
>>39290
>eliminate the party from entering
Via Ethereal Jaunt. The jolly Cunt is in the harbor and has cannons. I don't know if cute sex horse is still alive, but we're sending the Trebuchet too
>eliminate the party from entering
Via Ethereal Jaunt. The jolly Cunt is in the harbor and has cannons. I don't know if cute sex horse is still alive, but we're sending the Trebuchet too
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>>39296
To the whore house! Go through the Ethereal plane if you think we'll catch any of those fuckers hiding there
Those are my souls. They can't have them
If that doesn't work, I'm going to tweet to get them to come to me
To the whore house! Go through the Ethereal plane if you think we'll catch any of those fuckers hiding there
Those are my souls. They can't have them
If that doesn't work, I'm going to tweet to get them to come to me
>>39294
"Yes of course. I could go for some "tea" at the moment."
>>39295
As Trump and Tracy near the port, they are shocked by the silence. Its not like the silence during the Soros invasion, where the whole was accented by roaring flames and dancing lights, this is more somber, muted, and repressed. The only sound that reaches them is that of a faint wailing and sobbing, while their eyes are struck with dead bodies everywhere. Mostly undead, but plenty of humans lie about. Some cleavved apart, others gashed and scraped into a gore-shaped mess, a few even can't be identified as bodies, though its clear something was there. Civilians peek fearfully out from behind buildings and rooftops as Trump and Tracy arrive, and as the sound of wailing increases, it becomes apparent that it is Thez that is the source. She's fugged up, wounds all over, bleeding from everywhere, but she's fixated on the corpse of a particularly large Devourer that lies still at her feet. Trump and Tracy touch down, and upon approaching, they find they recognize the face splayed upon the center-mass of the Devourer that Thez stands over. And not just that one, but several others that line the area. Despite the horrid and monstrous visage of the Devourer, the face on the creature in the torso of several is familiar... painfully so.
"I,... I..." Thez weakly mutters as both approach. "I'm sorry." she finally manages, breaking into more sobs.
P.S. the fight is decided, this is interactive cinema and story
"Yes of course. I could go for some "tea" at the moment."
>>39295
As Trump and Tracy near the port, they are shocked by the silence. Its not like the silence during the Soros invasion, where the whole was accented by roaring flames and dancing lights, this is more somber, muted, and repressed. The only sound that reaches them is that of a faint wailing and sobbing, while their eyes are struck with dead bodies everywhere. Mostly undead, but plenty of humans lie about. Some cleavved apart, others gashed and scraped into a gore-shaped mess, a few even can't be identified as bodies, though its clear something was there. Civilians peek fearfully out from behind buildings and rooftops as Trump and Tracy arrive, and as the sound of wailing increases, it becomes apparent that it is Thez that is the source. She's fugged up, wounds all over, bleeding from everywhere, but she's fixated on the corpse of a particularly large Devourer that lies still at her feet. Trump and Tracy touch down, and upon approaching, they find they recognize the face splayed upon the center-mass of the Devourer that Thez stands over. And not just that one, but several others that line the area. Despite the horrid and monstrous visage of the Devourer, the face on the creature in the torso of several is familiar... painfully so.
"I,... I..." Thez weakly mutters as both approach. "I'm sorry." she finally manages, breaking into more sobs.
P.S. the fight is decided, this is interactive cinema and story
>>39298
That works, just note that Trumpaladin would have directed Tracy to chase down Devourers on the Ethereal plane, and would have sent tweets to attract the enemy to him
That works, just note that Trumpaladin would have directed Tracy to chase down Devourers on the Ethereal plane, and would have sent tweets to attract the enemy to him
Sech's face adorns the largest of the Devourers, as well as a pair of the generals (for Trump), some of the Gestapo (for Infernius), a few of the Fight Club (also for Thez) and a pair of the Spartans.
Its not just Devourerers that line the streets, there's all kinds of undead, but those are the ones that are significant at the moment.
Its not just Devourerers that line the streets, there's all kinds of undead, but those are the ones that are significant at the moment.
>>39301
"I,... <sniff> I tried that. Their essence had already been consumed." Thez finally says after a few moments of composure (and a few moments of smashing bodies for good measure).
"I,... <sniff> I tried that. Their essence had already been consumed." Thez finally says after a few moments of composure (and a few moments of smashing bodies for good measure).
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Tracy paces around the battlefield gloomily. Still looking around to spot any more enemies.
Sorry, I'm not pacing for dramaticism, I just got an important phone call, I'll be back in 5
>get back
Fuck
Torc runs into port barry looking for the rest of party.
"GUYS? THERE'S SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE!"
Fuck
Torc runs into port barry looking for the rest of party.
"GUYS? THERE'S SOMETHING YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE!"
>>39316
*places other hand on horse (pony?) muzzle. But he does not move his hands in a petting fashion*
*places other hand on horse (pony?) muzzle. But he does not move his hands in a petting fashion*
>>39315
Torc stops in front of Trump Tracy and Thez.
"You guys, there's something you might wanna see at the do..."
Torc then relizes the looks on everyones faces, and quickly notices who's gone He doesn't notice the devouers in detail
"Oh no, is Infernius okay?"
Torc stops in front of Trump Tracy and Thez.
"You guys, there's something you might wanna see at the do..."
Torc then relizes the looks on everyones faces, and quickly notices who's gone He doesn't notice the devouers in detail
"Oh no, is Infernius okay?"
>>39323
Thez looks up, a shocked and panicked look on her face. "He was at the bridge with,..." she looks at Trump. "Where is he!" she phrases it as a demand, but her voice is pleading.
Thez looks up, a shocked and panicked look on her face. "He was at the bridge with,..." she looks at Trump. "Where is he!" she phrases it as a demand, but her voice is pleading.
*Writes speech to deliver to the citizenry when there is a chance*
>>39332
*points to devourers*
"Sechs is gone. As are several of my men. And your men. And Thez's. And others..."
*points to devourers*
"Sechs is gone. As are several of my men. And your men. And Thez's. And others..."
>>39337
Thez, face tear-stained and still flowing. "Its... its all," she clears her throat and says in the meekest voice ever heard (from her), "Is all my fault."
She gazes into Infernius' eyes for a moment, and he can see that there is much to be said, but for the moment, she hangs her head, collapses to her knees, and her shoulders start to quiver.
Thez, face tear-stained and still flowing. "Its... its all," she clears her throat and says in the meekest voice ever heard (from her), "Is all my fault."
She gazes into Infernius' eyes for a moment, and he can see that there is much to be said, but for the moment, she hangs her head, collapses to her knees, and her shoulders start to quiver.
>>39338
*picks up thez*
"it not your fault thez it gonna be okay theres no time to be sad we go straight to genocide for this transgression."
*picks up thez*
"it not your fault thez it gonna be okay theres no time to be sad we go straight to genocide for this transgression."
>>39339
"I knew too, but I didn't think they'd be able to IN the town. I thought the churches to Rockwell and Hitler and Football would be enough to repel them. But," she crumbles as she says it "It was me."
"I knew too, but I didn't think they'd be able to IN the town. I thought the churches to Rockwell and Hitler and Football would be enough to repel them. But," she crumbles as she says it "It was me."
"From the very beginning, I unhallowed the whorehouse when I was infernal, and they found it. They sensed it and they used that to their advantage."
Torc stands to the side akwardly looking at his stuff.
She looks at Trump first, "This is not my doing," then at Infernius "but it is my fault," then at Sechs-Devourer. "and not theirs."
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As the dialogue continues, a shambling sound occurs from an adjacent alley. It sounds like something scraping a large mass across the ground.
>>39352
"Calm down Infernius. You don't know what it is..."
Don't kill off a possible source of exposition
"Calm down Infernius. You don't know what it is..."
Don't kill off a possible source of exposition
>>39354
Trumpaladin runs to her, and feeds her a heal serious wounds potion from the flask from Korak
Trumpaladin runs to her, and feeds her a heal serious wounds potion from the flask from Korak
"Yeah guys listen, I hate to break you all up and intrude, but there is you all really need to see at the docks."
>>39358
*Hugs pony*
"You did marvelously. Our defenses held the line. There was a vulnerability deep in town, known about before but never closed because of political reasons which the enemy exploited."
*Hugs pony*
"You did marvelously. Our defenses held the line. There was a vulnerability deep in town, known about before but never closed because of political reasons which the enemy exploited."
[1d20+19 = 27]
Rolling to Move Silently
Rolling to Move Silently
And while GM is want to make jokes about being overwhelmed from behind,....
>>39360
Um, this
>>39359
"This was ages ago, before you arrived. She," indicating Thez "Drove them off, but not before they had wreaked havoc on those assembled."
>>39369
"I... I've had worse," she says, holding back sobs. She's completely demoralized.
>>39360
Um, this
>>39359
"This was ages ago, before you arrived. She," indicating Thez "Drove them off, but not before they had wreaked havoc on those assembled."
>>39369
"I... I've had worse," she says, holding back sobs. She's completely demoralized.
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