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Shiny Nuts
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.28857
28864
Cuz every bread gets stale if left for a day or so, so I has to bake a new bread. Not complaining, but dammit. Damn the nuts.

Last tine the party acquired a Black Dragon, which some have misgivings about, especially considering the Bolshevik massacre that happened a few days before.

At the same time,... not much else is happening, but the previous thread got crashy (at least on my device) so here's a new one. On less related news Ebin is back in /sg/ and GRDF15 has shown up again, who GM hopes might at least be the enemy of mine enemy. I'm not holding my breath, but friendship is magic no? Meanwhile, back to the Game, where a bunch of inter-character dialogues are happening. Infernius and Thez had a moment, while Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target. Norfilly is still super-cute and not around (cuz it would taint her appeal), Sad Alex is still a Sad Alex statue, Yak Lee is still getting beaten about @ the Figt Club, and anyone else I haven't metioned is probably doing their thing; right now, in front of everyone.
If you're new, you picked the WRONG thread, but please stick around. Otherwise you know what it do, so lets continue before GM's head explodes?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28858
934.png

Tay
urAvi
?
No.28861
28864
>>28860 →
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28862
PLZ NO RAPE ME
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28863
28865 28866
fireball1.jpg
Alright. Tracy should've arrived in Durpistan by now.
What are Torcuil and Killy doing?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28864
>>28857
>Taylor seems primed for >rape of Torcuil and whoever else she decides is a suitable rape-target
Kek, I have her now placed in a position where she's a hundred feet up and can't rape any one

Also, I've done several search checks on Durpistan from the ground and the air. So has Tay. Do we see much of the city's structures and infrastructure?
>>28861
"Nice. Sounds like we can actually make this if I can just ask our main forger and the wood pony for help"
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28865
28867 28869
>>28863
This
I'd rather have Torc fuck a dragon than Tay
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28866
28869
>>28863
Why is she in Durpistan though? I'm here to kill Kiynen investigate the buildings, Tourcil is here for a date, and so is Tay, but Tracy????
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28867
28871 28874
>>28865
[Burst out into tears]
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28868
28870
Darth Infernuis Preston Engaged.png

Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28869
>>28865
Perfect.
>>28866
Mostly, because I want to be there, and explore wherever he's taking her on the map.
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28870
28872 28873
>>28868
Does he seriously have a tattoo?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28871
28876
>>28867
*patting her back*
"There there Tay, it's okay. He just has weird taste in rapists. You're beautiful"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28872
28873
>>28870
This
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28873
28875
>>28870
>>28872
which tattoo?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28874
>>28867
NOT WORKING THIS TIME BITCH
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28875
28877 28885
>>28873
The retarded one.
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28876
28878
>>28871
You really mean that? [Sniffs]
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28877
>>28875
no its not that obvious..... yet
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28878
28879 28880
>>28876
"Of course. You're astonishingly beautiful. A goddess, even. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise."
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28879
28881 28882
>>28878
>white knighting this hard
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28880
28882
>>28878
I might take you up on your offer then.
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28881
28882
>>28879
He only white-knights when he wants to.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28882
28883 28886
>>28879
Did you see yourself with the dragon?

>>28880
"Which offer?"

>>28881
This
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28883
28890
>>28882
The one you are hopeing im talking about. Hehe
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28884
Where is everyone atm?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28885
28887
>>28875
Which one is the retarded one?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.28886
28890
>>28882
There is a difference between
"Ayyy bby you beutiful, wanna see my gun *puls out dick*"
And
"Sorry Trumps an asshole, heres a place you can live"
Gtg for a while Ill be back
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28887
28892
>>28885
>jude star
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28888
28889 28892
black knight.jpg
Black knights ftw
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28889
>>28888
this.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28890
28891 28892
>>28886
SHE KILLED FIVE OF MY MEN YOU CUNT

>>28883
*is confused*
"Yes, we can do that"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28891
28893
>>28890
Unzip it.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28892
28895
>>28887
"Its cute"
>>28890
They got better,....
>>28888
Can't argue with those digits

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28893
28896
>>28891
"Uh... I'm not sure I can do that. You're pretty and all but..."
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28894
28905
"thez will you help me interrogate the drow?"
Anonymous
kZMe9
?
No.28895
28905
>>28892
Has Tracy arrived yet?
What has Killy been doing?
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28896
28897
>>28893
Oh you know tracy wouldnt mind.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28897
28898
>>28896
"You sure? Also, we're flying right now. Kind of dangerous"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28898
28899
>>28897
Danger is hot, take it out.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28899
28900
>>28898
Displays ring
"I'm engaged though"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28900
28902
>>28899
Oh. Okay :(
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28901
tfw the ride starts.jpg
*Earth shakes*
[sounds of a meteor landing in the lot]
"Oh boy. I wish I'd been here last week."
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28902
28903
>>28900
"I mean, is there some kind of blackguard code that makes it okay, since you are both blackguards?"
urAvi
?
No.28903
28904 28905
[1d20+10 = 23]
>>28902
Bluff
Well now that i think about it oral is okay in the code.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28904
28906
>>28903
"Uh, Black Knights for the win?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28905
28910
>>28894
"Sure, gimme a moment."
>>28895
Kiynen the dragon?
>Blackguard stuffs
Uhm, grey area
>>28903
Oral is,... okay?
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28906
28907
>>28904
[Turns around to face trump]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28907
28908
>>28906
"Since we're riding though, I don't think we could really do any position except cowgirl and that's vaginal"
urAvi
?
No.28908
28909
[1d20+10 = 29]
>>28907
Anal is fine too.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28909
28911
>>28908
"I'm not sure... Tracy seemed to not like it when Thez locked me in a room"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28910
28926
outlast_2__the_horse_of_death__by_oniijuice-dbaejdk.jpg
>>28905
Can Tracy go see her?
Also, how many bodies are there, ballpark?
urAvi
?
No.28911
28912 28914
[1d20+10 = 19]
>>28909
Well what if we dont tell her?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28912
28913 28915
>>28911
"You sure?"
urAvi
?
No.28913
[1d20+10 = 21]
>>28912
I wont tell her if you dont.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28914
28919
>>28911
"I know what's really going on here. You don't think I'm fit to be a husband. That's why you don't want vaginal. You don't want my child"
*sad Paladin noises*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28915
28916 28926
Spoilered
>>28912
>link
>'I'VE ARRIVED IN DURPISTAN, FLASHY! DON'T WORRY ABOUT TORC (too much)! HAVE A NICE TRIP!'
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28916
28917
>>28915
>link
Tracy, Tay is getting more than a little friendly. Perhaps too friendly. What should I do?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28917
28918
Spoilered
>>28916
>'What do you mean 'what should I do?' What's happening?'
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28918
28920
>>28917
>'Wait wait wait. Why are you here in Durpistan? Are you trying to do spoopy shit with that dragon? Stahp desecrating human remains.
That's bad'

\r
tay
BVJ0t
?
No.28919
28922 28923 28926
>>28914
thats not it at all if you want to do vaginal we can :) [gropes]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28920
28922
>>28918
>'Nothing to worry about, carry on
>*cuts out, because you're more than a mile away by now*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28921
28926 28927
GM, how many bodies?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28922
28924
>>28919
"Uh... I'm not saying I don't want it..."

>>28920
We should be circling the city, but if she hangs up the phone...
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28923
28924 28926
>>28919
*she can feel that he wants it*
tay
BVJ0t
?
No.28924
28925
>>28922
>>28923
just let me do all the work. ;p you'll feel good desu.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28925
>>28924
"Uh... okay?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28926
28928 28929
>>28910
Her being Kiynan?
>bodies
Lots, plenty
>>28915
That sure looks like tacid approval GM says w/ a bit of blood drooling from his nose
>>28919
She's so casually sexy, is there any permanence to her interests? Does it matter?
>>28921
Too many
>>28923
>nosebleed
Oh get on with it!
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28927
28979
>>28921
>"Tracy!"
Tay
urAvi
?
No.28928
28930
>>28926
[Undoes cod piece]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28929
28932
>>28926
>Her being Kiynan?
Yes.
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28930
28931
>>28928
How big is it? [Out of character.]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28931
28933
>>28930
Big of course
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28932
28934 28936
Thez runs up and grabs Infernius',... hand
"This is a little much, even for me. I know we were going to interrogate Darkimeter, but its awfully difficult with all the,... distractions."
>>28929
Kiynan lounges atop a pile of corpses, he first such pile of food/corpses she's ever known.
"Please let me know if I can be of service, I had no idea the degree of opulence (opulence, she says) yiy all had at your request."
>>28930/
Who's codpiece are we talking here? e_e
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28933
28937
>>28931
Oh hey there little guy your about to be really happy.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28934
28935
>>28932
">rape is bad"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28935
>>28934
"Not only that, but Taylor is behaving an awful lot like a Succubus. No hate, but she is,..."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28936
28942
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>28932
".... Are you going to eat all of those?"
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28937
>>28933
[Strokes little trump.]
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28938
28940
*continues flying*
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28939
28945
Thez is doubly suspicious now

Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28940
28941
>>28938
X
You're bigger than torc.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28941
28943
>>28940
Kek
"You gonna ride me?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28942
28944
>>28936
"Over time, yes I was. I thought they were unwanted."

Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28943
28947 28951
>>28941
[Mounts trump.]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28944
28960
>>28942
*nose twitches*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28945
>>28939
>inb4 ebin is lurking
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28946
28948
I feel really bad for Fae right now
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28947
28949
>>28943
Thez is triply suspicious now.
"Alright, which one are you? Zald? Taze? Bost? Someone else?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28948
>>28946
They're not accustomed to flying long distances either...
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28949
28950
>>28947
Im Just a simple meme farmer. Im not trolling.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28950
28952
>>28949
e_e
"Of course, what you say must - of course - be true. Lets say you're genuine, why the obsessive fixation on mounting other characters?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28951
28954 28979
>>28943
>'Tracy!'
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28952
28953 28955
>>28950
Im play taylor swifts love life.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28953
>>28952
This

*Is Still being ridden, though I bet Fae is about ready to dump us now*
FT5OG
?
No.28954
28956
[1d20 = 3]
>>28951
Why so quite?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28955
28957 28958
>>28952
"Because? Is there some element to Taylor Swift's love life that is particularly appealing to your player? Is there a subconscious psychological imperitive that leads you to identify with Taylor Swift bouncing from phallus to phallus?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28956
28961
>>28954
"Uh... I still don't know if Tracy approves. Also I think she might be doing sketchy shit"
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28957
28961
>>28955
Shhhh! Not now GM-Thez
\r
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28958
28961
>>28955
Its interesting.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28959
Empathic link to Fae
>"I am so sorry.."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28960
Untitled.jpg
>>28944
*sniffs*
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28961
28962
>>28958
>>28957
>>28956
"Fine, for now, but I won't abide your stone-walling for long, and the night is young." e_e
Tay
FT5OG
?
No.28962
28963 28964
>>28961
I can stop if it makes you guys uncomfortable.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28963
>>28962
Only stop for Trumpaladin (because I gotta do math when that happens).
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28964
>>28962
i don't care.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28965
>Isn't opposed to good-natured depravity, but is also pretty sure where this is going
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28968
>>28966
K> "I have only known the swamp, these civilizes areas are entirely new"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28969
28970 28971
Wait, what's going on atm? I've been busy mining salt from the tax bill and haven't been paying full attention?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28970
Look of Doom.png
>>28969
Spit it out
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28971
28972 28974
>>28969
Trump and Taylor are fuggin, Tracy and Kiynen are sharing a corpse, Thez and Infernius are coming to terms with a babeh while preparing to interrogate Darkie some more, Torquil is ikncognegro, and wtfe else.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28972
28973 28975
>>28971
>fuggin
Bloody hell...!
Where?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28973
28975 28976 29029
>>28972
I've sent out two >"Tracy!" messages
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28974
28982
>>28971
so about that Drow.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28975
>>28973
>>28972
he did.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28976
28978 28979
>>28973
I didn't see them. Is he in range?
Where are they, and why didn't you just throw her off? She's got 9 Str.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28977
28981
>*wishes he could go back to cropping screenshots*
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28978
>>28976
Because doing shit the other partner does not approve of is a two way street
Circling over Durpistan, though I'm sure Fae landed for this.
>"Spit it out"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28979
Tracy! calls confirmed,... though,.... Not white-knighting but,....
>>28927
>>28951

>>28976
Just back-read
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28980
28981
..... Wut do? I threw-out that chart,
because it caused drama, but I can't think of any non-dramatic reaction...

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28981
28983
>>28977
>>28980
>"Spit it out and don't do that again, I'll knock the bitch off and she won't be near me again"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28982
28985
>>28974
Yeah, its awfully hard to get into multiple characters when I can literally see thread getting derailed. I should have been wiser to it earlier, but I had hoped,.....
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28983
28984
>>28981
>Spit it out
Wat?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28984
28986
>>28983
>"Spit it out"
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28985
>>28982
hoped what?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28986
28987
>>28984
Wat? Wat's going on?
I'm sorry. I've been preoccupied with making content...
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28987
28988 28989
>>28986
Tracy is eating human remains
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28988
>>28987
communist remains
>FTFY
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28989
28990 28992
>>28987
How does he know what she's doing? He can't actually read her mind.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28990
28991
>>28989
Last thing he said to her was "don't desecrate human remains" before she did anything, because it was foreseeable
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28991
28992 29007
>>28990
She was hungry for hands. And what he doesn't know won't hurt him.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.28992
28994 28998 29000 29029
1503322901458-2.png
>>28989
>>28991
Either she can spit it out and not put any in her mouth again, and Tay and Trumpaladin "fail a ride check," or she can eat it, and potentially have a third female in the group pregnant. The choice is yours, but it is your choice
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28993
28996 29000 29001
>facepalm
And we were doing so well,....
"Good game" to no-one in particular.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28994
28995 28998 29000
I'm sorry guys. Salt must be mined. Don't do anything retarded.
>>28992
Tht's a simple solution: Tracy can just eat her too.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.28995
>>28994
While I'm gone*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28996
28997 28998
>>28993
woah what? its over?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.28997
28999
>>28996
Ask the others
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28998
>>28996
>>28994
>>28992

Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.28999
29000 29002
>>28997
id rather the game not end.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29000
>>28994
>>28993
>>28999
I'm waiting on an answer to >>28992

Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29001
29002
>>28993
>come back
>good-game
I'm probaly gonna get balmed anyway, so:
What the fuck did I do this time?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29002
29003 29005 29007
>>28999
Me too, but its pretty obvious at this point that there are differences that are not reconcilable, and that the players behind them can't let bygones be bygones.
>>29001
Nah, ur in the clear this time.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29003
29004 29005
>>29002
tracy and trump?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29004
29006
>>29003
Read back, reach your own conclusions, its not like this is going anywhere at the moment
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29005
29029
>>29003
>>29002
I just want a no-eating people no-fucking people quid pro quo
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29006
>>29004
i've be reading the whole time. its either tracy and trump or taylor.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29007
29008
>>29002
WOO HOO
So, anyway...
>>28991
I had the rumblies
>TRACY
That only hands could satisfy
>>29002
???? What differences damnit!
The game isn't dying on my watch
Plz no, I don't wanna quit
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29008
29009
>>29007
i know i've got attached to infernuis.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29009
29010 29012
>>29008
I'm fucking enjoying the hell out of all this shit.
I swear to fucking god if I'm the problem I'll fucking fix it in a heartbeat. Even if it means letting Tay fuck Torc.

Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29010
29011 29012
>>29009
you're a good man torcs faggot.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29011
29014
>>29010
You too infernius' faggot
GM answer damnit, whats the problem?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29012
>>29009
>>29010
ill help in whatever ways possible that doesn't include fugging taylor.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29013
e18.jpg
gm pls respond
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29014
29015 29016 29017
No, the Game isn't over, I just don't know how it can continue along the track its on. I know Trump has made a great deal of,... what's the word, compromises and efforts (those aren't the word I'm thinking of, but it will come to me), while at the same time Tracy has likewise made efforts and refinements along the same-ish lines. The problem,...
>>29011
The problem is that players can't play their characters while allowing other players to play their characters.
Its one thing to play characters in character, while at the same time being the player playing the character. Its another thing to play characters in character while playing a player who is playing a character in character, while allowing others the same privilege.

I am responding faggot

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29015
29029
>>29014
Marriage requires quid pro quo. No more waifu thieving for no more people eating is reasonable
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29016
>>29014
Uhhhhhhhhh
Meta-gaming or grudges we hold against the other faggots and that leaks into the game?

Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29017
>>29014
>Rude
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29018
29021
Look, I've never been good at articulation. I can make lengthy prose-like references, but those only really make sense if you already have an idea where I'm going or what I'm trying to say already.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29019
29021 29022
What I do see is two individuals either explicitly or implicitly placing demands on one another for reasons that began well before this thread, and where they will go I don't know. I've jumped through all sorts of hoops trying to make it copacetic, but it always ends up back to "He did, she did".
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29020
29022
951329__safe_artist-colon-brendahickey_rarity_spoiler-colon-comic_spoiler-colon-comicff19_crying_despair_idw_ocular gushers_reaction image_sad.png
>mfw phone is kill
I had SO much I wanted to dump too..!
Alright the salt-mining campaign is cut short for tonight, and I can give this game my undivided attention...
Give me a few minutes to catch up on what is happening atm.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29021
>>29018
Uhhh,
OHHHHH
"Faggots playing their characters with flaws and quirks, and then expect everyone to accept that. But other characters having quirks and flaws? Nope go change to be how I envision you" kinda thing?
>>29019
Can we just admit TrumpXTracy is what your talking about?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29022
29024
150330509485_20170822 (1).JPG
>>29019
Reeeeee! Every problem can be resolved through deal making!

>>29020
I know the feel. My phone's touch screen barely works, wi-fi won't work, and the hotspot for my laptop barely sets up
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29024
29025 29026 29028
>>29022
This is why I can't articulate. If it was just a matter of making a deal it would be (or should HAVE been) resolved a long time ago. No, there's far more to it than making a deal. There's an endless number of minor-to-major considerations, personal/group compromises, details, aspects, and other elements that comprise the situation. If it were a matter of making a deal, then a deal would have been made and we wouldn't be back at this position for what, the 4th time?
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29025
>>29024
Damn it, it is what i thought it was
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29026
>>29024
i have problems articulating myself as well.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29027
29031
>inb4 the bot protocol is re-engaged
One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so. Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior. NEITHER party is entitled those positions, not without criticism.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29028
1121386__safe_artist-colon-vectorfag_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_earth pony_female_heart_pony_prone_sad_simple background_solo_swastika_trace_transpare.png
>>29024
That makes me sad....

I do think I could articulate, but I don't know if I want to say much other than "I am sad"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29029
29030 29031
>>28973
Aren't they in Krenshall by now? The link only works for one mile
>>28992
>meta-gaming this hard
Are you trying to hold the continuity of The Game hostage or something? Your character doesn't know what's going on, so he can't respond to it.
>potentially have a third female in the group pregnant
There's no way you actually want that. That'll just fuck up things for everyone.
How do you fug on the back of a flying lion with Poor class flight, without even a riding Feat anyway? You'll die.
>>29005
>communist
>people
How am I supposed to play this character if I can't >rape, murder OR eat corpses? I get it if your character steps in on things he's aware of, but don't meta-game, because that's gay.
>>29015
You are never going to get married if you consider "no waifu thieving" to be any kind of actual trade-off.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29030
29031 29032 29040
>>29029
They never left Durpistan because they were surveying that city.

It's not meta gaming because it's the logical conclusion of the radio silence in the links - on both ends

Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck

Just make the trade off
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29031
29033
>>29029
>>29030
Hmmm, I wonder who GM was talking about in post
>>29027

Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29032
29034 29035
>>29030
why does it bother you if tracy eats corpses? the baby?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29033
29039
>>29031
this.

Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29034
29042
>>29032
Yes, the baby. The FUCKING ALLEGORICAL FAKE-BABY. Its one thing to use the baby to develop individual characters and their dispositions, its another to use the fake-baby as a strawman to demand or extort conditions and behaviors out of one another. FFS!
>I can't even
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29035
29036 29037 29038 29040
>>29032
Because eating humans is fucking haram. Like the most haram thing
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29036
29038 29039
>>29035
Trump dies of a heart attack. Thez eats his face.
Anything else?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29037
>>29035
tracy ISN'T the same species so its okay.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29038
>>29036
>>29035
JEJ this is when you know you pissed the gm off alot.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29039
>>29033
I mean seriously you two
GM: Another party wants BOTH parties to act per their PERSONAL standards of acceptable/permissible behavior.
Trump:Why do you need to eat corpses. Like what the fuck. Just make the trade off
GM: One party wants the liberty to act per their character's nature, but doesn't want any accountability or consequence for doing so.
Tracy: doing shit that could harm the baby. Still expects baby to be alive.
FFS

>>29036
I second the motion
Hearing no objections the motion passes
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29040
>>29030
>Why do you need to eat corpses
She doesn't need to; that's just what she does. It's a basic aspect of her character that she's got the eating habits of a ghoul. I already gave up on >rape and murder, for the most part.
>>29030
>They never left Durpistan
I figured she could've only arrived after you had gone. For the sake of peace, assume she just sat around until the coast was clear.
>>29035
It doesn't matter if he doesn't see it. Shout "HERESY" when your character is actually aware of it. She's being discreet for a reason.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29041
29042
GM snaps his fingers and Trump is back alive, but Thez is still holding (a duplicate?) face that she's still eating. With another snap of his fingers, the floor is lined with Trump-faces, which the new dragon and the dead Trolls, and the demons, and Koraks pirates all start devouring feverently.
Anything else?
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29042
>>29034
>allegorical baby
I think I know where you are going with that....

Maybe
>>29041
Tracy falls asleep sudenly and has a dream of trump taking the baby

Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29043
29044 29045
Please give one quid pro quo
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29044
>>29043
>one
I've given you two already, for the most part.
You can have:
>no murder
>no >rape
>no necrophagia
Pick ONE to be non-negotiable.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29045
29046 29049
>>29043
fuck, ill give you one. if it means getting the game on the road.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29046
>>29045
This
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29047
29053
With ANOTHER snap of his fingers, Darkie's hollowed-out torso of blood and mess goes swinging through the air on gossamer spider-webs, tiny spiders shouting "Wheeeeeee!" as they breeze by, they themselves eating a Trump face.
Shall I go on?
>allegorical baby
I really doubt you do, cuz I don't even know at this point. I had thought/hoped it might give incentivized cohesion, but THAT was a mistake,....
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29048
29049
Just no eating human today for no sex with Taylor today.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29049
>>29048
>>29045
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29050
29052 29053
A troupe of fucking spider-monkeys runs by along everyone's feet, the leader holding a trump-face as a trophy, which he brandishes like is the WWE title belt, before running off to eat it. At the same time, some tortoises fly through the air with little Bulk Bicep wings on them (too small to fly with, but they sail through the air somehow) all wearing little aviator goggles. On the back of one of them is a Trump face, which is EATING ITS SELF.

Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29051
29053 29054 29055 29056 29057
Fine then, I'll quit
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29052
>>29050
its like an junji ito manga.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29053
>>29047
I was thought it showed how they needed balance in there relationship. It is that happy point for them.
Tracy can't do harmful shit for fear of hurting baby and driving Trump away.
Trump can't be an overbearing asshole, in case he drives Tracy away and never becomes part of the child's life.
Maybe I am truely the faggot here
>>29050
Three possiblities here
1) You are high on LSD
2) someone spiked my food with LSD and I'm imagining this session
3) both
>>29051
Fucking hell, we don't want that
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29054
>>29051
i dont want you to quit i just want to play.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29055
>>29051
May I ask why?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29056
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29051

Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29057
29058 29117
>>29051
Damn it trump no body wants you to quit.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29058
>>29057
This. Maybe I was being naive, or optimistic, or WTFE else. I had just hoped characters and/or players could separate their actions and behaviors from those of others, thinking and/or realizing "Well, that guy/girl is a little fucked in the head but whatever, its a mad Game world anyway."
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29059
29061
But maybe calling it quits is the MOST pragmatic thing to do. I can't really say.
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29061
29062
>>29059
>Alexa Jones, define pragmatic
...
...
...
...
NO BITCH
Can I have permission to very critically post for my next one?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29062
29068
>>29061
Are you asking for permission? Go for it, I really don't give a fuck right now.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29063
29064 29117
>am sad now.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29064
>>29063
Don't be. One of the underlying themes - and challenges - of the Game is of reconciling individual differences, yet working together, cuz what the hell else is there to do in this context. Infernius performed marvelously, while some others,....
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29065
29066 29070 29741
tfw bad girl3.jpg
I'm really sorry, guys.. but wtf?! I get it if he orders my character around while they're together; they're married, that makes sense. But he can't just tell me what to do through meta-gaming. I'm playing an ebil character: I could be killing peasant children en mass and >raping their bodies in front of their helpless parents; I could burn the forest and kill the last pixie in the world; I could poison my enemies wells and strategically infect their people with Slimey Doom; but no, I settle for corpse-eating instead. I give him a really hard time sometimes, but I still jump through hoops to maintain a proper, in-character relationship too, even when I don't want to. There have been a lot of things I've wanted to do, but haven't for the sake of alignment issues, but he still goes around policing everything I do, while only barely maintaining his Code Of Conduct. I'd be fine, so long as I could actually play her in character when they weren't together.. Why does he always feel he needs to be in control of everything? Wtf...?!
...I'm still pissed about my phone.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29066
29067
>>29065
Can you rabbit for a moment?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29067
29069
>>29066
Sure...
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29068
29071
>>29062
I was asking Trump's and Tracy's faggots, but I'll take your permission
>this is adressing Tracy's and Trump's faggot
>True things will be spoken
>But I don't want either of you to leave
Okay, listen closely.
You two's relation ship is gonna fucking tear us apart.
You guys won't try, and just expect it to magically happen.
Trump, you want Tracy to change, but how would you like to change your character from its roots to appease another. She won't change completely, and I cant say I see why she should. Then it wouldn't be Tracy Cage as a character. Try and accept her flaws and work with that.
Tracy, you want Trump and thats really it, but you refuse to even change a single fucking bit to help with this. This may seem hypocritical, after just telling Trump to fuck off for asking you to change, but you can't just lock Trump and Tracy in a room and expect them to be the perfect couple without bits of change. I get your evil, but maybe settle down just a tiny bit? Like, be evil when you have the chance but don't go out of your way to do it when you know itll piss Trump off.
In the end, I guess; Just work this fucking shit out already. We want to have one session without relationship bitching.
TLDR: Neither of you are without blame, so fucking figure it out already
I WANT TO SAY AGAIN, I DON'T WANT EITHER OF YOU TO LEAVE. I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP FIGHTING
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29069
>>29067
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29070
29073
>>29065
For the 90th time, read the exchanges in the link and tell me you would form a different conclusion than "she's doing something evil with corpses." Especially when there are two more attempts at communication that are ignored
Anonymous
3vjzD
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No.29071
>>29068
Fucking hell thats longer than expected.
Also forgot to add:
Trump should not assume complete power over anyone in the party, hes not the leader and will only build resentment.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29073
29074
>>29070
she could have fighting the dragon.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29074
29075
>>29073
No, that's not a plausible interpretation
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29075
29077
>>29074
why not?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29076
29077
In the meantime I'm tired as fuck. 10 minutes for counter arguments and closing statements and then I'm out
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29077
29078
>>29075
Because the exchange was about bodies and she knew he wouldn't be offended if she tried to fight the dragon, so she would not have "hung up"

>>29076
Just so much typing, so much to say. I'd rather not
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29078
29117
>>29077
i'm glad you came back.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29079
29081
Now I am worried
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29080
29081 29084
Secrets is never a solution
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29081
>>29079
>>29080
secrets are tactically sound.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29082
29083
Are you just trying to be contrarian to me?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29083
29085
>>29082
me?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29084
29087
>>29080
Its not a matter of secrets or secrecy, its a matter of intimacy and understanding. I want this to work, for everyone, individually and as a group. To do that, I have to have a moment with everyone. I hope you won't fault me in that.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29085
29086
>>29083
Yes
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29086
>>29085
no.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29087
29088
>>29084
I'm one hundred percent fine with secrets in meta. It's what happens in game that breaks my heart
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29088
29091
>>29087
So,... Mr. Trump. Let me ask you, blatantly and without reservation. How do we make this work?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29089
29090
https://youtu.be/u9Dg-g7t2l4
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29090
29092 29094
>>29089
meh the original was better.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29091
29094
>>29088
Just she can't cross the line to where she isn't desirable anymore...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29092
29093
>>29090
This.
Interesting visuals though.
It's really late, so I'll just lurk for a bit more in the background...
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29093
29094
>>29092
What happened and what did I miss?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29094
>>29090
Yes it was, but thats not the point I was making. The allusion is that there are newer individuals attempting to aspire to the same ideal.
>>29091
She? Not desirable? I assume you mean Tracy, but I'm being more general. When we reach points like earlier, the game comes to a halt. I am not want to sacrifice players for the game NOR the game for players. I want players and characters to run free and 'play', even if 'play' means beating eachother about the face and torso, or setting eachother on fire, of even blowing eachother up. Squashing the funk - or indeed one another's face (or eating) is readily allowed - but trying to dictate behavior is not. Leaving one another strung up to suffocate or die tormented is not. I know that's an odd distinction to draw, and I invite you to discuss it candidly if you prefer. I do want to avoid further friction.
>>29093
Thez raped Tracy, don't worry
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29095
29097
I'll just say I've lost, my heart is broken, and I will retreat
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29096
29099
I'll see how long I am gone
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29097
>>29095
What have you lost? Will you re-emerge? Is there some degree or measure I can help?
I was kidding about raping Tracy, that was a poorly timed joke.
Trump is a cornerstone of the game as it is now, if not the keystone. It wouldn't be the same without any player/character, most explicitly you and Trump. I know and appreciate that its a labor of effort and time, and perhaps it is a luxury that can no longer be afforded. I know only the tiniest bit of your circumstance (with good reason), and I won't begrudge you if you choose to stop for that or any other reason. <more>
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29099
29101 29103
>>29096
GM, you know that Infernius's faggot and I are like legit and honest to God in love with our respective waifus, right?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29100
Your participation has taught me a great deal about myself. When the Game began (on Mlpol) I approached it from a strictly D&D standpoint, where the GM is law and the players have minimal position to assuage the GM based on context and established rules. Trump has exceeded every expectation or preconception of what a player is capable. I've given him writ large simply because he as a character never ceases to amaze me (sometimes angrily) with his ingenuity and creativity. I've never - NEVER - seen a character world-build to the degree he has, with apparent (if it was difficult, it was done with fluidity and finesse) ease.
<more>

Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29101
>>29098
If you mean >rape, no not really. It was a poorly timed joke, and Tracy's faggot (not to mention chat-logs) will confirm nothing of the sort occurred. It was an attempt at levity that I realized was ill placed as soon as I posted it.
>>29099
I knew that of Infernius, as his faggot and Thez' faggot (not to mention the characters themselves) had a discussion earlier. It was awkward as fuck, with plenty of feels and embarrasing vulnerability that cannot be faked. Blah blah (blah blah is the "new" no homo BTW) I wasn't sure of how Trump felt towards his waifu, but I recognize the sentiment when you phrase it that way. Blah blah, I get you, and I appreciate your position, better now than I did a few minutes ago.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29102
If you need time, please take it. If you need support I'll offer it (I'm far more tenacious than is readily known ^_~). I don't want anyone to feel unwelcome, and I'll literally and figuratively bend over backward (on video if needs be Xp) to those ends.
But, that also means allowing everyone their place and position. Tracy - as a character - is pregnant with Trump's baby, which I initially thought would be a unifying element, but I can see now that my interpretation was,... premature. Tracy is not the sort of character who can be dictated to, and Trump is not the sort of character that can allow the mother of his progeny to engage in wanton/frivolous behavior. There is no criticism in that observation, and indeed it is an apt position.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29103
>>29099
this.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29104
As I said to Tracy/faggot a short while ago, in crafting the Game as it appears, I broke a number of "Don't" rules, some deliberately and some unknowingly. I have been far more permissive in some aspects, and not permissive enough in others, with the intention of developing a game that intentionally pushed the envelope of /tg/. I've made many mistakes in that effort, and I will make plenty more. Having said, I am proud - literally so - of the experiences I have shared and participated in over the last couple months. Yes, its been a couple months now. If it ends, or goes on hiatus indefinitely, or whatever the case, I will never forget what has happened. I'll probably never meet any of you face to face and that's okay I guess, but no one is replaceable, or expendable. I can't even begin to express how significant you have become, even if separated by Mlpol. No, not separated, but joined by Mlpol.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29105
I can't even begin (I could, but its a blogpost I'll spare you of) to describe what has happend to and with me because of you and everyone else. So, take all the time you need. Take a week, a month, a year, and I'll still be here waiting to hear from you. Its too late for me to do anything else.

Blah blah, when you're ready, just post something.

When you do though, don't forget that we're a bunch of rebellious shit-posters. Dictating behavior doesn't really fly. Xp
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29106
i always say conflict brings us closer together.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29107
29108
Just... My waifu just have some minimal degree of purity. Anything other than Anthrophagy, please
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29108
29109
>>29107
Tracy,... pure,... thats a tall order you must realize. In all fairness however, I will agree that it is quite possible that Tracy could evolve beyond her origins - in that she's no longer forced to rigidly and edgily survive literally by the blade and nothing else - but that is a matter to be determined by her faggot. Its not an unreasonable request, but its not something she can expect to immediately adopt with perfect adherence. In the same sense that Thez doesn't need to eat faces anymore but still does (but she's getting better about it), the same applies to Tracy and cannibalism/edge/>rape/'other' behaviors.
I'm not trying to interject myself, but I get the impression that demands will avail nothing, while requests and appeals might garner consideration and contemplation, from which evolution/development is possible. Its just an idea.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29109
29110 29118
>>29108
I don't know, cannibalism/eating of human flesh is just a trigger for me, sort of in the same way abortion is for him. And think about it, would you really want to kiss a mouth that has eaten human flesh?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29110
29111 29112
>>29109
it doesn't bother infernuis.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29111
29113
>>29110
I am not Inferius
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29112
>>29110
And abortion doesn't bother me. But here we are
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29113
29114
>>29111
i know your not i was stating it though.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29114
29115
>>29113
Why? Are you just trying to undermine me?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29115
29116
>>29114
bro im not hostile to you. i consider you a friend.
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29116
29117 29118 29125
>>29115
So why have you been undermining me the whole night?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29117
>>29116
dude i honestly have no clue what your talking about.
>>29078
>>29063
>>29057
i see you neglect these.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29118
>>29109
If it was cooked right,... sorry but well done is haram in my book
>>29116
Dont mistake criticism for undermining. There are many elements of Trumps position that I am want to criticize, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate you.

Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29119
Jokes aside (sorry, I can't help it sometimes) I can't emphasize how much I want this to work out for everyone.
Let me know what I can do, and I'll do it. I've let you in so far, so there's no going back for me. I'll be around, maybe not always, but not far behind.

PxEZR
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No.29123
29124
[1d100 = 98]
Rolling for eggs, cuz why not?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29124
29127
>>29123
>SO. FUCKING. CLOSE.
Tracy isn't there though, so that's a good thing.
For the sake of peace, just assume she went back to the tower. She can make friends with Killy some other day...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29125
29126 29127
>>29116
>undermining
Come on, man...
You know, I really do try hard to make this game fun for everyone, even you; especially you for that matter, despite how I sometimes give you a hard time. I keep getting the feeling like your taking this game slightly too personally in the sense that you feel like it's some kind of power struggle. It's NOT a PvP game, and NOBODY has ever been playing "against you".
I get if the corpse-eating thing is a trigger, but know that I still entered this game wanting to do edgy/ebil stuff too. I made her discreet because she want the best for her family, but I still want to play her as the crude, edgy, monstrous Tracy Cage when she's alone. The thing is, I really loathe being told what to do; I have her do mostly whatever her husband tells her to when they're together, but I really don't like being pushed around through meta-gaming. Is it really that hard to understand? She's going to be as edgy as she can when she has the chance to, but don't mix up meta knowledge with character knowledge.
I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29126
>>29125
I'm going to try and ease into this next bit, but please bear with me.
What if I told you that there is an existential impetus that wants you to play as an edgy, >rapey, otherwise ebil and uncontrollable psycho? What if there is more than personal bias, psychology, and circumstantial etymology that leads him to portray Trump as he does so?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29127
29129
>>29125
>>29124
>I can lay-off the corpse-eating, but I'm not just going to do everything you tell me to.
Offer accepted, and thank you
it's not just any corpse eating, it's eating human flesh. That's just too abominable

Trumpaladin and Tay fail a ride check, and Fae protects him as they return to the tower. When there, Trumpaladin looks into the process for rolling or stamping brass for cartridge cases
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29128
29130
Lenos walks in from the vault, bits of cobweb streaming from his clothes.
"Why was there a whole fucking spider's nest in the vault, and why does the gold smell like a swamp?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29129
29131
>>29127
>cummunists
>human
Sure, whatever. But I might make some eexceptions for some humanoids. She aready ate the fire giants bodies and Kefka's legs after all.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29130
3bf.jpg
>>29128
>he found out
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29131
29132 29133
>>29129
>eating kefka's legs
I don't recall that happening. I think there was an attempt on some limb but it was smacked away

>29128
Is this a different treasure, because the one brought back from the swamp was specified to be placed very near Trumpaladin and Tracy
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29132
29134 29135 29141
>>29131
I'm improvising, I want to bring Lenos back into the mix, but him going into an all-caps rage
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29133
29137
>>29131
Tracy has possession of Kefka's entire body, minus the head, face, wings, and blood. I said earlier that she ate his legs, and made his hands into a Mage Hand and a Hand of Glory. The deal was that she would steal things off of the boss's person, so long as the bodies were hers.
>near Trumpaladin and Tracy
Trumpaladin is in Krenshall, and there's no room in the stables for a pile of gold. Either way, Lenos was going to come out looking for more gold at some point...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29134
29139
>>29132
Who is at the tower atm?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29135
29136
>>29132
Well that's easy, I would need to go see Lenos to ask about brass metal casting, supplies of sulfur, and lead casting
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29136
>>29135
I thought you were flying to Krenshal to talk to the gnomes?
Anonymous
6S4aw
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No.29137
29138
>>29133
>needs to make a deal making her exclusive loot who're of s particular type of loot, just so she want loot whore all of the rest of the loot
Go fuck yourself

>Trumpaladin is in Krenshall
No goddamn it! I never said he was going there. Never. It was talked about, but it never happened. He surveyed Durpistan, then returned to the tower
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29138
>>29137
>Go fuck yourself
Wtf?! I literally said she wouldn't snatch stuff off of the boss's swag, as long as she could take their corpses. Wtf do you want corpses for?
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29139
29140 29144
>>29134
So I'm gathering everyone is pretty much at the tower, unless otherwise specified.
Lenos continues "And when did we get these? I don't recall having a Ring of Swimming, or a Wand of False Life, and I DEFINITELY don't remember having a Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone,...."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29140
29143 29144
>>29139
>Wand of False Life,
>Pale Blue Rhomboid Ion Stone
Fug.. that's some sweet loot...
>everyone is pretty much at the tower
Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29141
805d07f40679c3496bd6fe67c0d7a170.jpg
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>>29132
>all-caps rage
This could get interesting...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29142
*polishes eggs, pretending not to hear the ranting brownie on the other side of the tower*
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29143
>>29140
Oh right, they're @ or near-abouts Durpistan. Sorry, I got kinda silly last night.
>loot
Thats what the dice said (excluding a roll for a scroll, cuz that would never survive being in a swamp)
There's also a shit-load of coin. (about 14000 pieces of differing types) several sizeable stones, and a couple pieces of precious art.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29144
29145
>>29140
>Isn't Torc still taking his gf to the beach?
Kek, he's doing something with her I know that

>>29139

"Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! What do those do?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29145
29146 29147
>>29144
False Life grants 1d10+10 temporary hp per use
Swimming grants +10 competence to swimming checks and actions
Ion stone grants +2 to Strength (and it orbits the character's head when in use)
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29146
29147
>>29145
I was actually going to ask torc to make me one of those wands..
Hey, In Tracy's nightmare form, can she Command other Ebil outsiders/fiends with the Paladin's Mount ability?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29147
29148
>>29145
>I may finally be able to get in water and not drown immediately
Yay!
*takes items*

Answer to Lenos
"These were the fruits of the expedition to the troll village yesterday. An amiable enough black dragon agreed to exchange these for relocation to an environment with more food"

>>29146
Probably
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29148
29149
>>29147
"There's another dragon? Where?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29149
29151
>>29148
"Female young adult Black Dragon. Her name is Kiynen. That meme wizard Torcuil fellow has been leading her. At this moment I believe she is in Durpistan, than city to the south, though they could be on the way to the sea"
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29151
29152 29153 29154 29156
>>29149
"A female? And she's at Durpistan? You mean with the commies? I didn't know they were still around! I gotta go get me some!" and by that, he means both killin' and sex.
"Well, if you'll excuse me," he wanders up to the dais to enact a teleportation spell.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29152
29155
>>29151
"The Durpistanis were all murdered a couple nights ago"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29153
29155 29157
>>29151
"Oh no. They're definitely not around anymore... Their bodies are lining the streets. I'm bummed I missed the party too..."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29154
29157
827805__safe_artist-colon-gray-dash--dash-day_princess cadance_alicorn_evil grin_grin_hearts and hooves day_imminent shipping_oh crap_pony_princess of .png
>>29151
>I gotta go get me some
>mfw
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29155
29157
>>29152
>>29153
"Aww,... I haven't gotten to do a good flame-strike in ages. Oh well. I gotta meet this Kiynen."
Casts Greater Teleport
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29156
29158 29159
>>29151
"What's the evidence they are Communists anyways? The only evidence I've heard of is a single line in an obsolete atlas"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
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No.29157
>>29155
Alright then

>>29153
>>29154
*Looks at pony, unsure of emotion*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29158
29160
1459504__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_colored_semi-dash-anthro_sharp teeth_skull_teeth_traditional art.jpeg
>>29156
>he's gone
".... You want to revive one and ask some questions?"
*offers commie skull*
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29159
29160
>>29156
>before teleporting
"Because that's how they do it. Durpistan is a labor-camp city where the most worthless people from the world are sent to do something useful for once in their miserable lives, but mostly they spend their time leaching off and stealing from one another. Oh they call it "wealth redistribution", but its stealing. The whole city is separated into little cliques structured around a select group of the most brutal and predatory individuals, who take it in turn to take whatever they can get their hands on from the rest of the people there."
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29160
29161 29162 29170 29178
>>29158
"Uh... I think >>29159 answers it, but maybe it's worth seeing if they could make useful slaves?"

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
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No.29161
29163 29178
>>29160
>slavery fine
>corpse-eating not okay at all
Sure...
"Ask whatever you want. I'm going to be in the crafting area."
*leaves to work on goods*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29162
29163
>>29160
>useful slaves
Didn't he just clarify that they weren't useful even as slaves?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29163
29164 29178
>>29161
"You want to help... uh, okay then"

>>29162
Give them the right task master
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29164
29165
>>29163
I doubt they'll make good laborers at all (you saw the mine), but ask about the canons.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29165
29166 29178
>>29164
>>29164
"Uh... you don't want to ask questions or stop a rampaging hysterical communist or anything? I mean, I can bring in Slovenia, since if anyone can whip them into shape it's probably her, but still"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29166
29167 29178
>>29165
I really don't want to, and idt she would either, unless your idea was to slowly cut pieces off of it bit by bit and leave the vital organs for last
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29167
29168
>>29166
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29168
29169 29178
*refills hot water-bottles, and fluffs blankets*
Since the eggs aren't hatching for a while, I'm going to have Tracy go to Krenshal. I want to explore the map, and maybe find an NPC that could help her speed-up crafting.
>>29167
Just not my thing. I'd rather go exploring.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29169
29172
>>29168
Uh, okay then, go to Krenshall together?

*Trumpaladin takes the three items, and collects a valuable painting in a bag, to carry with him*
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29170
29171
>>29160
I'll add this to the "before teleport" explanation.
"In the last game, we tried to interact with them, during the day and in broad daylight. They just shut the gates and fired the cannons at us. So we busted down the gates and they all cowered like bitches. The larger ones tried negotiating for their lives by offering the smaller ones as a bribe, but we weren't (initially) there to kill any of them, we just wanted to strike up a deal for some of the proceeds from the mine. After a few days nothing came of it, and upon investigation we found that the larger ones were stealing the gems and precious metals and were trading them with the (((rats))) in exchange for the supplies for that god-awful restaurant that they set up. What's more, they were directing the workers to be lazy and not really produce anything, with the idea that if they lowered our expectations of them that we would get frustrated and go elsewhere. Slag (our resident necromancer) suggested we just kill them and turn them into obedient and efficient zombies,... so we did. They've all been sterilized, apparently before being sent to Durpistan they were breeding like mad and wrecking their local or original economies. I don't know what happened to their kids, but they were separated from them and sent to Durpistan so that even if minimally, they might be semi-productive for the world at large, but we found that they were just as lazy and worthless as they had been elsewhere."

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29171
>>29170
"I see"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29172
29174 29175
>>29169
Okay.. What about Spartintar?
I'll have her leave with him then, just give me a chance to slink-off and explore the alleyways and whatnot.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29173
Quick reminder, I'll be leaving in ~an hour (Lenos' faggot is being delayed, otherwise I'd be gone already)
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29174
29175
>>29172
Also, I kind of want to go incognito for a bit while exploring the city.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29175
29176 29178
>>29172
>>29174
I need to finish dialogue with Baz, yes
Slink off after we're through the city gate or just before
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29176
29178
>>29175
>just before
She'll land a good distance outside of the gate, and then explain that she's going to get a closer look herself, while he goes in the front.
Anonymous
PxEZR
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No.29177
29179 29180
Okay, Krenshall. There's a much longer name for it, but I don't feel like looking it up right now. There's a large main gate, with an extensive gear-system that apparently operates it. Gnomes can be seen milling about along a variety of haphazardly and erratically placed catwalks, and the buildings themselves are oddly shaped and unnecessarily tall, with windows and doors placed at unintuitive locations. Various gnomes are speaking with eachother, really quickly and impossible to really understand, even though they're speaking common.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29178
29179
>>29176
>>29175
>>29168
>>29166
>>29165
>>29163
>>29161
>>29160
I can feel the tension. I really don't like it
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29179
29180 29183
>>29178
What tension?
>>29177
Tracy pulls up her hood and puts on her glasses to assume the appearance of a small humanoid (idk what to disguise her as)
>Too Trummpaladin
"I'm not the best at making first impressions.. Flashy, so I'll let you do the greeting. I'm going to get a closer look on my own, but I won't be far off. Call me if you ever need my help; I'll be in link-range the whole time."
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29180
29182 29183
>>29179
"I'll try to establish diplomacy. Do your thing, just don't let them catch you doing anything that will get them pissed off at the party"

>>29177
Trumpaladin approaches the main gate more closely, looking to see if anyone talks to him as he does so
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29181
29183
Infernius said he'd be willing to make a Detect Magic wand for Tracy, can we assume he did that before she left? It's only 750 gp.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29182
29183
>>29180
"'Kay. Bye for now, ~Flashy."
And with that, she slinks off into stealth.

Tracy approaches the walls from the side, and checks out the structures. Does it seem passable, aside from the main gate?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29183
29184 29185
>>29182
Its scalable, if thats your question
>>29181
Sure
>>29180
No one approaches, but there appears to be an information booth just inside the gate. A surly looking gnome with fish-bowl glasses is scribbling notes on a piece of parchment.
>>29179
Glasses?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29184
29186
>>29183
The magical Mustache-&-Nose glasses the crafted: the ones that filled-in for a Hat of Disguise.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29185
29187
>>29183
Trumpaladin goes through the gate and approaches the information booth
He says to the gnome
"Greetings, I am visiting from Port Barry - settlement a ways South. What can you tell e about this fine city and its people?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29186
29189
>>29184
Did you give your mask of disguise back to Thez?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29187
29189
>>29185
"Ohgreatahuman,thatsjustwhatIneeded,somebodywhoneedsmetoexplaineverything,probablywantssomething,atleastthisonelookslikehesgotmoney,nothingworsethanahumanexpectingahandout.HitheremynameisFarzellingtonandIguessI'msupposedtoansweryourquestions."

Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29188
29190
"Hello Farzelington. No, I have no desire for a handout, though I am always looking for exchange. Could you tell me about the gnomish people here, describe the general temperament if you could?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29189
>>29186
I thought she did.
Tracy can easily make her own now anyway.
>>29187
Tracy approaches carefully in stealth.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29190
29191
>>29188
"Whatdoeshethinkthisisaqandabooth?OhffsheprobablyDOESthinkthisisaqandabooth.Typicalhuman,thinking"Information"meansthatthisisaboothdesignedforpeopletoreceiveinformation.Fine,I'llanswerhisquestions,itsnotlikeIwasbusydevelopinganinventionoranything.Krenshallisacityofinnovation,wheregnomesliveandcreateallmannerofdevicestomarkettooutsidecivilizationinexchangeforresourceswithwhichtomakemoreinventionsanddevices.We'reimpatientwithoutsidersandalwaysthinkingaboutseveralthingsatoncesodon'texpectmanytogiveyouthetimeofday."
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29191
29193
>>29190
"What were you busy developing?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29192
Tracy attempts to make her way over the wall, stealthily.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29193
29194
>>29191
"Itsadevicethatmanuallyretrievesandconveysplatesglassesandsilverwarealongaballasttoanautomatedreceptaclethatcleansandsanitizesthementirelywithoutanyuserinput.ThisisthethirdtimeI'vetriedtocompletethiscontraption,thelastonemaimedmycatandthepreviousoneexplodedwhydoyouask?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29194
29195
>>29193
>Mained my cat and exploded
kek

"Sounds like quite a useful appliance. I am here to establish trade because we are interested in the innovations your city creates, and we believe we have resources and the like to exchange in return. What resources do you want?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29195
29200
>>29194
"Whateverkindofresourcesyou'vegot?Wecanmakestuffoutofanythingbeitmetalwoodstonegemsliquidssolids.WhatdoeshethinkImeanbyresources?"
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29196
29197
GM shakes his head, as writing without spacing is trickier than he first anticipated.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29197
>>29196
Kek. I could tell
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29198
29199
Anyway, I'm off to do stuff, I'll be back later on this evening. Sorry, but its a business venture.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29199
29201
>>29198
Okay, bye.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29200
>>29195
>Short inhabitants
>Xenophobic and Isolationist
>Talk very fast
>Extremely industrious
>Extremely advanced and innovative
I've discovered Japan. Be ready to be Commodore Perry'ed

"We've got much to give - gems, gold, wood - and what we don't have we can acquire. What have you to sell?"
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29201
>>29199
THESE you can stab and eat. Just don't get caught
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29202
29203 29204
As soon as I'm back I'll give a complete (with spacing) rundown on Krenshall, the short version is its a paradise of making things, with ridiculous level crafters, assuming one has the patience to put up with their gnomish ways and can provide sufficient payment.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29203
29204
>>29202
>Crafting
Why lack ambition? If we could set up a permanent operation at the Durpistani mine, then export that to Krenshall, then manufacture things, then exchange those in Sparintenar...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29204
29205
>>29202
Tracy has great experience in dealing with autists. Perhaps she can make friends with them.
>>29203
That'd take several really great diplomacy checks, but that's a plausible idea. You'll need a way to Transport everything though.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29205
29206 29468
>>29204
Caravans? Railways?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29206
>>29205
Gotta build those, but it's an option
>Railways
Perhaps you can look for a steam engine.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29207
29208
I've seen you pass outside my door a thousand times
Hello, is it me you're looking for?

So whats up?
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29208
29209
>>29207
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29209
29210
>>29208
It means I'm the only one who can help your sorry asses Nah, I'm kidding
Glad to see you haven't quit.
Trumpaladin
!09OM3Ik7U.
6S4aw
?
No.29210
29211 29221 29468
>>29209
I still feel hollowed out inside, like the joy is gone

But I guess that's kind of a normal feel for me anyways
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29211
29212
>>29210
Thats just my normal fucking emotion usally.
But just fix the relationship damn it
Talk to Torc the philsopher.
"If man is just a featherless bird then..."
Shut up you
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29212
29213
>>29211
>But just fix the relationship damn it
Believe me, I want to, it's just so very difficult
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29213
>>29212
This is why I said I don't want Torc in a relationship.
I don't feel like RPing it
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29214
29215
im awake, gibe basic gestalt plz.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29215
29216
>>29214
>Drama stopped for now
>Lenos teleported to Durpistan to meet Killy
>Tracy and Trump left to Krenshal to check out the place
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29216
29217
>>29215
what did you find there?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29217
29219
>>29216
Haven't gotten in yet.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29218
29221 29222 29468
Wtf did all of those Elf women go anyway?
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29219
29220 29222
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>>29217
>mfw i just realized last night why you call yourself mrs.sentry
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29220
29221 29238 29239
883944__questionable_semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-wicked-dash-at-dash-heart_flash sentry_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_equestria girls_bondage_canon x oc_c.png
>>29219
It took you that long to figure it out? Kek.

I g2g for a few minutes. Will be back.
Anonymous
wr5ym
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No.29221
29223 29225 29230
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>>29218
who told lennos about the dragon?
>>29220
last night is the only time i thought about it.
>>29210
i felt the same way, reading our early adventures helps me remember why i love this game.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29222
29224
>>29218
I always thought Trollestia was keeping them in the stables

>>29219
Wait really
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29223
29227
>>29221
Um... Me. He asked
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29224
>>29222
yea really.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29225
29226 29228 29230 29245
>>29221
infernuis used to be so innocent.

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29226
29229 29234
>>29225
..Tracy used to be more carefree...
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29227
>>29223
ok i was just wondering.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29228
29230 29231 29232
>>29225
Holy shit, that's really how I felt about Tracy after the transformation. I would think back to the initial encounters
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29229
29230
>>29226
we have to go back.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29230
29233
>>29221
>>29225
>>29228
Am sad now...

>>29229
D'aww
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29231
29234 29239
>>29228
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/2959.html
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29232
>>29228
i felt that way after the rape but ive moved on from that.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29233
29234
>>29230
how about we take a trip back to where the tower used to be?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29234
29235 29236 29468
>>29226
Like the extreme autist I am I looked into the "eats kefka's legs" thing. I tried to search on the site search for "kefka," "leg," and "legs" and found nothing on it. I used the better Moderator Dashboard search feature and went through the three terms and found no mention. Then, for the sake of thoroughness, I went through every single relevant thread with a control f on "eat," which is obnoxious as hell because it returns things like "feat" "create" and "great." But you never said he eats Kefka's legs, although she did gnaw on Soro's legs and also on Darkie's

>>29231
The leg humping seems so innocent now

>>29233
Isn't it in the same location? I do not know
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29235
29237 29238
>>29234
the tower moved over port barry.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29236
29238
>>29234
Could've sworn I implied it somewhere..
Oh well.

*humps legs*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29237
29240
>>29235
also why the hell did we name it port barry, when the actual barry is a douche?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29238
29242 29244 29245
1510378059043.png
>>29235
If we did then that is convenient

>>29236
Stabby pony waifu must stay free from prion contamination

>>29220
I really wanted to hear you answer that question about the surnames that Renquist aked
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29239
29241
>>29231
Was that really fucking 2 months ago...

Holy fuck
>>29220
If it isn't just Flash Sentry/waifu stealer I don't get it either
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29240
29243 29468
>>29237
You mean the asshole Thez killed?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29241
29245
>>29239
>just Flash Sentry/waifu stealer
That's the whole thing.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29242
29256
>>29238
>prion contamination
Wat?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29243
29246
>>29240
yea.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29244
29249
>>29238
>that question about the surnames that Renquist aked
Wat?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29245
>>29241
I figured
>>29238
Great, wheres that insulin
>>29225
Same
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29246
29248
>>29243
Tracy still has his clothes and skeleton.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29248
29250
>>29246
kek really?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29249
29252 29253
>>29244
I am not sure but I think one guy in Sparintenar (Renquist, the defense minister) asked about her legal marriage and called her "mrs. Cage" I think. I was really interested if you'd have her say she was "Tracy Sentry" or something like that
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29250
>>29248
Yeah. She dragged-away every coworker GM killed.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29251
29253
1510796718000-2.png
>tfw i never fount any ziggers
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29252
>>29249
thats pretty cute desu
>Tracy Sentry
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29253
29254 29255 29261
>>29249
Idk. For that matter, you haven't actually given Trumpaladin a real name yet (didn't he just work for another guy named Trump in his universe?).
>>29251
I kept meaning to remind you about that, but I was always too busy doing math...
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29254
29255 29261 29266
>>29253
i thought he was an imperial guard?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29255
29257 29258 29261 29263
>>29253
>Trump has the least backstory
Booooooooooooo
>>29254
Idk, I should start taking notes...
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29256
29259 29260
>>29242
Prions are mutated proteins that can cause diseases like brain deterioration. they are generally spread by cannibalism, especially of the brains, spinal cord, and intestines. Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy occurs in cows, and Kuru is a brain disease of the cannibals of New Guinea
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29257
29264 29267
>>29255
actually tracy has the least.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29258
29261 29267
>>29255
It's because he's just been self-inserting the whole time.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29259
29261
>>29256
>Prions only effect humans though.

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29260
29261
>>29256
>cannibalism
She's a horse/monster: it's not cannibalism if she's eating other species.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29261
29262 29264 29267
>>29253
>>29254
>>29255
I had like two pages written and a whole backstory planned out for him. I stopped though after I got salty

>>29258
Oh fuck off

>>29259
BSE is cows

>>29260
child
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29262
29267
>>29261
you should continue id like to know more about trump.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29263
29267
>>29255
open a txt its not that hard.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29264
29265
>>29257
Tracy's background is the same as her memes.
I implied that she was following bounties looking for her husband shortly before she died.
>>29261
>child
It isn't (entirely) hoo-man either. Also, that's not how prions work.
On that note
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29265
29269
>>29264
centuar?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29266
>>29254
>imperial guard
That's what he said early-on, but he changed a couple times after that, so idk.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29267
29268
>>29257
Nah, cause Tracy's faggot already had it written out for him.
>>29258
Kek
>>29261
>oh fuck off
Its a joke, not Tracy's feminine benis...
Dont take it so hard
>>29262
This
>>29263
Computer isn't quite working still

Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29268
29272
>>29267
theres a memo app on most tablets.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29269
>>29265
Idk how it's going to work out, desu...
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29270
29271 29273
Goddamn I feel shitty and sad for how everything has turned out
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29271
29273 29274
>>29270
there has to be a way for things to turn around.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29272
29275 29276 29277
>>29268
Well, I could always use pen and paper.
Then it cant get corrupted
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29273
29276
>>29270
>how everything has turned out
Cumulative, or just recently?
>>29271
Also this.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29274
>>29271
This
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29275
>>29272
yea thatd work even better.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29276
29278
>>29273
>Cumulative, or just recently
Yes

>>29272
I just remember everything
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29277
29278 29280
fire feel.jpg
>>29272
>mfw I threw away the chart booklet with all of the notes in it
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29278
29279
>>29276
I try, I can remember most things, but not some stuff
>>29277
Y T H O
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29279
29281 29282 29283
>>29278
Because after that bullshit in the stables, the math put everything on self-destruct.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29280
>>29277
All the same to us, since you've been so secretive with how anything works
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29281
29284
>>29279
what was gonna happen in the punishment game?
6S4aw
?
No.29282
29285
>>29279
It affected me the most, but it was always so mysterious. I could never really guess what one set of actions or words would do and what effects it would have, and I couldn't really try to guess what caused what after the fact. I hate that. It's like doing Job interviews and not knowing what it was you did that did or did not work, and not really being able to guess well after you fail either
\r
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29283
29284 29285
>>29279
How to play Tracy: Complex math and shit
How to play Torcuil: If you can't meme it, akwardly fuck it
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29284
29285 29301
>>29281
A whole list of things... I'd rather not say, because I don't want to bring up the things I wrote..
>>29283
Kek. Don't ever change Spaghetti Master.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29285
29301
>>29284
>>29283
>>29282
someone should meme a picture of the party.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29286
29287
Shoot, I really just want to go ask Killy for insight on hunting fairies..
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29287
29288 29289
>>29286
Why would she know anything about hunting Faries? Trollestia is a much better candidate
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29288
>>29287
this.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29289
29290
>>29287
Fey are Black Dragon's favorite food, and Trollestia just wouldn't tell her.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29290
29291
>>29289
She was lazy as fuck - she didn't go out into the woods hunting for them. And Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.

>Trollestia wouldn't tell her
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29291
29292 29293
>>29290
>Black dragons generally don't because they are vulnerable in the woods.
That isn't true. They venture there sometimes to feed on Green Dragons that are smaller than them. I just want to ask her if she's ever caught one.
>Why
.. Idk, now that I think of it.. Maybe I'll have Tracy ask her.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29292
>>29291
She's probably never caught one, but I still wanted the two to communicate a bit.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29293
29294
>>29291
You can always just wonder out into the woods and wait until something attacks you or you stumble upon. That's how you found Trollestia

Come to think of it, I need to go Silver Dragon hunting
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29294
29296 29301
>>29293
I will gladly join if there's a sign Silver Dragons. Fuck Silver dragons.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29295
29296
Might want to craft a nice a lance first though.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29296
29297 29298 29301
>>29294
>Fuck Silver dragons
Fuck them indeed

>>29295
Hmmm... Less useful for Metallics, but for True Dragons, maybe
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29297
29301
>>29296
>>Fuck Silver dragons
Fuck them indeed
yes
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29298
29299 29300
>>29296
>Less useful for Metallic
Chromatic dragons have metallic scales too: they're just "rusted", as far as the books have told me.
Red is Iron. Green is Bronze. Blue is Copper. Black is Nickle. White is Tin.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29299
alicorn_twilight_by_zacatron94-d6hlr9o.png
>>29298
I meant that Metallic dragons are good aligned and thus we're not likely to enter combat if we encounter one, where as True dragons are evil aligned, and much more likely to attack
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29300
>>29298
We need to actually kill one of these things. Their corpses sound valuable
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29301
29302 29303
>>29285
That would be intresting
>>29284
Never will change
>>29294
>>29296
>>29297

Fucking Dragobs is Torc's job...
6S4aw
?
No.29302
29313
>>29301
Oh yeah, while you were away, Lenos stole your waifu
\r
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29303
29304 29313
>>29301
How unfortunate it would be if some horny Silver Slut were to suddenly attack and carry Torcuil away, and the party had to battle her to rescue him...
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29304
29305
>>29303
It'd be time to White Knight. I'd LANCE that slut
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29305
29306 29307
>>29304
>LANCED.com
id have to ask thez.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29306
29308
>>29305
>Gnomes invent internet
>(((Rats))) create LANCED.com
>Silver Dragons dwindle to extinction
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29307
29309
>>29305
It's alright brother. I'm here for you. I'll take the hit for you so you don't have to
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29308
mk srerrrrrreeeeword.png
>>29306
>remove fucking rats
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29309
29310 29311
>>29307
>I'll take the hit for you
what did he mean by this?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29310
>>29309
Silver Dragons are extremely strong dragons. they are among the most formidable
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29311
29312 29468
maxresdefault.jpg
>>29309
He hasn't been booped-back yet. Thez still owes him one.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29312
29315
>>29311
wait he booped thez?!?
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29313
29314 29315 29320
>>29303
That would actually suck
>>29302
He took Trollestia?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29314
29316
>>29313
No, he's going after Kiynen
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29315
29316 29317
>>29313
No.He teleported to Durpistan as soon as he heard about Killy.
>>29312
A while ago.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29316
tumblr_mg4a28an5A1qj6ixbo1_1280.jpg
>>29314
>>29315
Well then pic related
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29317
>>29315
*minotuar sighs*

Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29319
29321 29322
So, what is everyone planning for when GM gets back?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29320
29321
>>29313
Look for something interesting in Krenshal, and then go look for places to hunt fey if I get bored of that.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29321
29323
>>29320
meant for >>29319

Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29322
29323 29324
>>29319
i dont know anymore.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29323
29325 29327
>>29322
Fuck your wife
>>29321
Fuck your husband, then do that shit

Torc will be his normal spaghetti self probaly
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29324
1343841__safe_artist-colon-higgly-dash-chan_oc_oc only_oc-colon-shift_bat pony_c-colon-_cute_dialogue_eeee_excited_happy_mascot_mods are asleep_peeking.png
>>29322
*hugs*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29325
29326 29327
>>29323
This. More sex to help with issues
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29326
>>29325
Basically
>Why I am not a relationship consuler: A memoir
kZMe9
?
No.29327
29328 29329
[1d20 = 12]
>>29323
Good idea
>>29325
"~Honey, I'm booooored..! This autist hasn't been talking for a long time, and he's just going to let it all out at once later. Let's go buck."
Rolling to grapple
6S4aw
?
No.29328
29330 29331
[1d20 = 8]
>>29327
Aww hell no! Counter-grapple!

link
>"we should at least leave the city and go to the woods"
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29329
>>29327
Decent grapple,
Now Trump you just have to roll higher than a 12
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29330
29332
>>29328
You gettin >raped
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29331
29333 29334 29337
>>29328
lol she's stronger than you anyway.
*lifts into the air*
"I've got a better place in mind."
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29332
29337
>>29330
She needs to succeed on multiple rolls for that to work
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29333
29336 29337
>>29331
No she's not
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29334
29335 29337
>>29331
>upward fly speed of 45 ft
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29335
29337 29339
>>29334
She's not cauchemar! She's a rogue pony
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29336
29337 29338
>>29333
She is in this form. Warhhoers has 18
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29337
29da0704cb43d34d81eaf99413bf4096.png
>>29331
>>29332
>>29333
>>29334
>>29335
>>29336
this is gonna get real fucking lewd

Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29338
29340
>>29336
I don't think she can do all of this in a half-form
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29339
>>29335
Her nerfed transformation has the same flight speed. It just doesn't have the monstrous strength and constitution.
*lifts higher*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29340
>>29338
She can still fly.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29341
29343
*continues flying higher*
"MFFFHHMMM FHH!"
She's holding tightly with her forelegs and mouth btw. You have the option to climb on her back though.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29342
29343 29344
>Torc could polymorph Tracy to make sex worse for Trump
Highest bidder gets their wish.
We'll start the biding with Tracy
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29343
29344 29345
>>29341
*sighs*
*climbs on back*

>>29342
You're miles away. Shoo
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29344
29345
>>29342
I could just level-up once in Assassin and do the same thing with Alter Self, but I don't want to start more drama
>>29343
*rockets skywards*
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29345
>>29344
Fine...
>>29343
I will not "shoo"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29346
image.jpg
... Can she fly upside down?
>what the gnomes see
*elevation intensifies*
Anonymous
ym9Y0
?
No.29347
29348 29349 29350
a4beebd4db2628d5d8ea46cafe095f2e.jpg
>mfwtheresbeenlike125postswhileIvebeenworkingforlikethelast19800secondswithapossibilityof errorofapproximately600secondsmeaningfaggotshavebeenposting2.68imesperminuteonbasicaveragewhichisjfunnycuzthisissupposedtobeagaybathousebutapparentlyitsfunandinvolvingenoughforitsparticipantsthattheyhavemadeaninvolveddcommitmentoftimetokeepdoingandthatthatsisthelevelofinspiredparticipationandinspiredinvolvementthatmakesitallworthitforGMthoughhecanbeabitofafaggotwhatyoucanbeabitofafaggotdon'tlookatmelikethatitstru<BLAM>
>The gnome's ballpoint pen starts BEEEEEEeEeEEEeEeEEEEE and suddenly explodes. It's a loud concussive blast, but Trump is not in any way injured. There is a mess where a gnome used to be, but he has a good idea about gnomes now.
I should be done in about an hour.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29348
>>29347
Alas poor Farzelington. I hardly knew ye.

I think I'm being abducted by some kind of flying horse anyways
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29349
29351
>>29347
Trumpaladin and Tracy are just going to buck in space until the next gnome takes his place.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29350
>>29347
>brain hurts
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29351
29353 29357
>>29349
>space
I need air. Also, can I grab onto her tail?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29352
29357
*goes to the sticky wicket and chugs 5 bottles of vodka.*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29353
29354
>>29351
>air
Necklace of Adaption
>tail
It's made of fire, but she confers fire resistance, so maybe..?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29354
29356
>>29353
Does the necklace work if he's behind her though? And he'll need to grab on to something if there is no ground - maybe a lead rope. Or would she try to get to a weightless environment and transform to a pony so he can grab her?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29355
29357
Tracy is still climbing higher, giggling like a schoolgirl
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29356
29358
>>29354
>weightless environment
They're not going that far.
They share connections to the same items.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29357
29363
>>29352
Torc joins infernius at the bar
"Bootle o' scotch mate, if you'd please."
"How are yah doing Infernius?"
>>29351
Grab her by the pussy
>>29355
Trump, let go.
Itll be less painful

Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29358
29361
>>29356
???? Is you plan to have her transform into a pony, and they fuck while falling, then at the end he mounts her and she goes ethereal before they go into the ground?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29359
29360
*wraps gold-steel chain around husband*
"..The Ride starts now.."
*still going up*
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29360
>>29359
You should've let go
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29361
>>29358
Tbqh desu senpai, I don't have a plan (I threw out the booklet). She's still going up.
6S4aw
?
No.29362
29365
[1d20 = 11]
Grapple Horse Pussy
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29363
>>29357
"brain hurts."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29364
29365 29366
>>2362 →

you're tied up, but whatever
*buckles dangerously*
"F-Flashy! W-wait 'til we're there.."
*speeds upwards, dashing above the clouds*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29365
>>29364
meant for >>29362

6S4aw
?
No.29366
29367 29370
[1d20 = 7]
>>29364
He's not completely tied

Wiggles fingers
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29367
29368
>>29366
*speed increases*
"..U-unf..!"
6S4aw
?
No.29368
29369
[1d20 = 12]
>>29367
So this is how you properly spur Tracy

Rights himself from chains

Uses Right hand to increase Horse speed even more
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29369
29371
>>29368
>no escape artist skill
You're going to want that chain around him, because he's royally kill if he falls from this height.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29370
29371 29372
>>29366
"I know what yah mean. Hows the wife?"
Torc begins chugging
6S4aw
?
No.29371
29375 29376
[1d20 = 19]
>>29369
He's still in chains, just upright

Leans forward, and licks horsey's ear

>>29370
Grabs Horse Pussy again
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29372
29376
>>29370
"we have talk shes gonna keep the baby."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29373
29374 29375
>a long time worth of flying later
>Stratosphere
"Hold still, Flashy. This'll suck if it goes wrong."
*tightens chain*
*wraps around torso several times*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29374
>>29373
*Wraps chain around self several times*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29375
29376 29377
>>29373
You gotta admit I got a damned fine grapple roll in >>29371

Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29376
29378
>>29371
Kek, youre taking my advice and its working
>>29372
"Ah, Thats good. Remember Infernius, I'm here if you need to talk about your marriage. I mean, I somehow got Trump and Tracy to stop fighting for a while."
>>29375
You did
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29377
29379 29380
>>29375
Sure, better hold on tight though. This is going to be scary.
*Slowly rears, allowing him to slide backward off of her*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29378
29383
>>29376
"The fact that trump had sex with her still bothers me."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29379
29381
>>29377
"...Careful now... Flashy.."
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29380
29382 29560
>>29377
I'm taking this attack of opportunity

*Holds chains tight*

Mounts Horse
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29381
29386
>>29379
"Yippee Kiyay!"

He now holds the chain firmly, and holds onto a different chain with the other hand, as he thrusts into her
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29382
29386 29560
stretching.png
>>29380
*rights self, now in front of him, he being suspended only by the chains*
*bucks a bit*
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29383
29384 29385
>>29378
Was it before or after the marrige?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29384
>>29383
before.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29385
29391
>>29383
"i feel sick even thinking about it."
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29386
>>29381
Probably need to pull with one hand, and push with a different one. Pushes against her ass with one hand

>>29382
"I love you Tracy"
*humps 2000 pound horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29388
29392 29560
just for the plot.png
He'd might need to reach both of his arms around her plot to avoid slipping. She's a big mare.
[happy nightmare noises]
"I-I love you too, Flashy!"
*humps back*
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29391
29395
>>29385
"Yeah, I'm sorry you had to go through that bro. But hey,"
Torc raises his bottle in infernius direction
"Heres to moving on, and you two having a good marriage."
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29392
29393
>>29388
Grabs dat Ass

*Happy Paladin Noises*
*Continues humping Horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29393
29394
*freezing gust of stratosphere air rushes past them*
>>29392
*is now bucking with dangerous intensity*
"..Oh, ~Flashy..!"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29394
29396
>>29393
Humping intensifies

Then Intensifies

Then, like a comet, Trumpaladin lets forth and explosion of love into his mount and waifu
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29395
29397 29398
>>29391
"hes not even sorry, i thought about murdering him but that wont change anything."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29396
29399 29401 29560
>>29394
*shudders feverishly*
>sparking silver frozen dust sprinkles down on some third-world country
>locals think it's a miracle
>Starts a new religion
"~FLASHY..! Flashy...!"
*bucks violently*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29397
29404
>>29395
"i tried to kill myself but you didnt let me."
"i-i just dont know what to do torculi."
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29398
29400
>>29395
Torc isn't sure what to say to this.
So he chugs harder
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29399
29401 29402
>>29396
Kek
"Tracy!"
*Shudders and humps with equal violence as he moans*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29400
29404
>>29398
"and i cant give him any of his own medicine because tracy is fucking insane."
"am i in hell torc?"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29401
>>29396
>>29399
*Satisfied Paladin Noises*
Tries to climb back up on his Mount, grasping the chains to do so
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29402
29405 29560
Spoilered
>>29399
>Implying you could out-violent her
*violence intensifies*
[whinnying monster noises]
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29403
"does my life even matter?"
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29404
29408
>>29397
"I didn't want you dead. Listen, I'm not gonna pretend like I know what you should do *hic* b-but you need to continue to work it out with Thez if you truely love her."
>>29400
"Well that depends, I know one dude said "Hell is other people." And he isn't wrong.
But if you wanna get back at him, try slovania"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29405
29406 29407
>>29402
... And Trumpaladin stays behind her a little longer than he intended...
*Continues humping waifu for waifu*


Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29406
29407
>>29405
Nearly crushed by giant Horse ass
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29407
29409 29410 29560
>>29405
*bizarre space-rodeo continues*
>>29406
*bucks back and fourth, smacking against hips*
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29408
29412
>>29404
"thez is only women ive ever been with of course i love her."
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29409
29410 29411
>>29407
"Another Round already Tracy? Alright!"

*Holds onto giant horse ass like rodeo*

"Yee Haw!"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29410
29411
>>29407
>>29409
>This is the real purpose of the "endurance" feat
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29411
29413 29560
>>29409
>chains rattle
"Oh, FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY.. FLASHY..!" she wails out between intense, laboring bucks
>>29410
kek
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29412
29414
>>29408
"Then work it out, forgive her, and forget. If I remember correctly, it did happen before your marriage, so you aren't a cuck"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29413
29415
>>29411
*Holds onto chains and horse ass*
Humps now faster
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29414
29417
>>29412
"i cant forget everytime i kiss her i think about trump."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29415
29416 29417 29420 29560
>>29413
*speed increases in tandem*
*mane and tail flare like rocket engines*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29416
29419 29560
He takes a moment to appreciate the view. I don't mean the planet before them - it's rivers, lakes, and mountains, visible before him, the green and white and blue and brown. I mean the fine horse ass in front of him. Tracy's tail is lifted up of course

>>29415
Humps this bitch furiousy
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29417
29418
>>29414
Torc requests a second bottle, cause it's gonna be a long night.
"Just fuck her multiple times.
Assert your domanence"
Torc can't remember if he heard that in a nature documentery or a book on relationship consuling.
>>29415
The Tracy 9 has taken off
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29418
29423
>>29417
"i have and i still cant get the thought out of my head."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29419
29422 29560
>>29416
[snarling monster noises]
*humps bastard with intense, predatory vigor*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29420
29421
>>29415
*Tail helps to illuminate the view*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29421
>>29420
>5e: illumination 10 ft radius
*shines brightly, like the sun*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29422
29425 29560
>>29419
"I'm a monster hunter, Tracy"
Gives and takes in kind
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29423
29424
>>29418
"Obviously you aren't fucking her hard enough, or often enough. I can try something though. Just give me a little bit."
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29424
29426 29472
>>29423
"ill be here."
"barman gibe absinthe."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29425
29427 29560
>>29422
Nightmares target paladins first in their described tactics, for some reason
"~Hmmmm..! Smite me harder, Mr. Paladin!"
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29426
29428
I'm hit'n the hay
See you faggots tomorrow night.
>>29424
"Glad to hear it"
Torc pays and leaves
"See you later Infernius"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29427
29429 29560
>>29425
It's because they know who the danger is
SMITES HORSEY with his penis
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29428
>>29426
"bye."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29429
29430 29560
>>29427
Or just to make things difficult. They hit pretty damn hard.
"~AYE..!"
[Fiendish hoers noises]
*gallops in place, bucking powerfully*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29430
29431 29560
>>29429
Yeah, I got at least a +24 on my first attack per round
Trumpaladin SMITES EVIL with his penis
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29431
29432 29434 29560
>>29430
I meant the nightmare. They're like trains when they charge. They're supposed to just attack anything that looks easy out of pure hatred when they don't have riders, but they still target Paladins for some reason...
[smited monster noises]
Bucks back and fourth and back and fourth with labored heaving
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29432
29433 29434 29560
>>29431
Because they are the biggest threat
SMITES EVIL again!
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29433
29560
>>29432
It was just odd to me. Neutral Evil creatures usually don't take risks like that. I guess a nightmare's purpose is ultimately to deliver other fiends, so their tactics are strange,..
http://themonstersknow.com/nightmare-tactics/
[gasping roars]
*slams back and fourth, bucking with pendelum motion*
*points nose downwards to elevate him higher above her body*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29434
29435 29560
1563776__safe_artist-colon-xenon_flash sentry_armor_blushing_helmet_hoof hold_male_pegasus_simple background_smiling_solo_spread wings_stallion_unshorn.png
>>29431
>>29432
Or maybe... Just maybe... They know they need a Paladin to complete them
SMITES EVIL a third time, riding her with the full advantage of the motion and his own strength
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29435
29436 29437 29560
>>29434
*shudders feverishly before buckling, plummeting 20-30 feet before regaining composure*
[defeated monster noises]
*bucking slowly stops*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29436
29437 29438 29560
>>29435
Finishes Horsey, and Finishes inside Horsey a second time
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29437
29560
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>29436
>>29435
Evil Sex Horse has been Smitten
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29438
29439
>>29436
*shudders and accepts graciously*
"~Hmmmmmmmmm..! I.. I love youso much, Flashy..!"
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29439
29441
>>29438
Smiling smugly and confidently

pulls himself back up, towards and onto the saddle

"You'd better"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29440
29444
*pulls chains to drag him over her back*
"So.. so much..."
*shivers*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29441
29442
>>29439
*bends neck back and kisses*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29442
29443
>>29441
*bends forth and kisses horsey*
"I love you..." *kissing noises*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29443
29445
>>29442
[happy kissing noises]
*slowly descends, still kissing*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29444
29446
>>29440
Rubs his hand across waifu-mount's chest fur
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29445
>>29443
*puts hand along horse face and neck, and continues kissing, perhaps with more affection than passion*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29446
29448
>>29444
*doki doki*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29448
29449
>>29446
Link
>"you're so cute"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29449
29451
>>29448
>[unintelligible pony musings]
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29450
*descends*
6S4aw
?
No.29451
29452
>>29449
*Pets Horsey*
\r
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29452
29453
>>29451
[happy horsey noises]
*returns to earth*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29453
29454
>>29452
*Tries removing chain*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29454
29455
>>29453
*chain tightens, gently*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29455
29456
1556387__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_flash sentry_twilight sparkle_alicorn_armor_bags under eyes_female_flashlight_floppy ears_horseshoes_looking ba.png
>>29454

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29456
29458
>>29455
Yeah.. like that...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29457
29458
*lands*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29458
29459
>>29456
I didn't realize they hadn't landed

>>29457
*tries removing chain again*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29459
29461
>>29458
*holds for a few moments, sighing happily*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29461
29462
>>29459
*Leans forward and hugs horsey*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29462
29463
>>29461
*shudders happily*
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29463
29464
>>29462
"Tracy, will you try to bed a good waifu?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29464
29465
>>29463
>to bed a good waifu
>bed
"I'll try my hardest, ~Flashy."
[happy horse noises]
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29465
29466
FANMADE_Pinkie_\\_I'm_okay_with_this\\_.png
>>29464
>May have just unintentionally asked her to have lesbian relationship with a second waifu for Trumpaladin
"And I'll try my hardest to be a good husbando for you
*Hugs horsey again*
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29466
29467
>>29465
[happy pony noises]
I'm exhausted, so I can't accommodate this faggotry any longer. Goodnight.
"See you, Space Cowboy."
*pows* (with imaginary hand to hold imaginary gun)
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29467
>>29466
Kek. I was hoping GM would show up so we could kill some shit or make trade deals, but it looks like GM is kill. Goodnight

*pows back*
PxEZR
?
No.29468
29469 29470
>>29205
Ships?
>>29210
"I know those feels, but one of the purposes of the Game is to provide a mind-place where we can assist eachother in producing oxytocin over a digital medium, which is an important neurochemical in treating bouts of depression!" Thez says in know-it-all anime pointing-finger pose.
>>29218
They seem to have run off. The kittens have wandered off as well.
>>29234
This is true, however he never said she didn't eat kefka's legs either. Since "eating kefka's legs" is something that could be said to have happened, and since doing so would not affect gameplay other than that there are no longer kefka's legs - cause there was a demand and shit Xp - I'll allow it if he wants. You might, but I'm not
>>29240
Because now real-Barry doesn't know why I laugh when he's around.
>>29311
"Not if I'm pregnant you won't!"

...

8O

So anyway
\r
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29469
>>29468
>Kefka's legs
Nope! *removes legs from bag to keep them away*

>Elfs are gone
Awww... They were useful labor

>Anime
Yuck
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29470
29471
>>29468
Wait. How many of these cities are connected by water?
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29471
29472 29473
numap.png
>>29470
You tell me
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29472
29478
>>29424
have i started hallucinating yet?
>>29471

Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29473
29474 29478
>>29471
The dark red and red cities appear to both be by the water. The purple city (cardishore I think) and the orange city are on rivers. Those are traversable by boat generally, but I think our caravel-classes are too big for rivers
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29474
29476 29479
>>29473
I want to check the rivers for Kelpies.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29476
29477
>>29474
Any interest in "Fey Lake"?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29477
>>29476
Maybe.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29478
29479
>>29472
I've never tried absinthe, I can't answer that
>>29473
So make more. The dark red dot was where the thanksgiving Roc fell

Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29479
29480 29481
>>29474
How would you even do that though? Prance through the rivers alongside the water? Use a male human as bait?

>>29478
Alrighty then. Looks like Slovenia might be making a river barge
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29480
>>29479
Idk. I'm just hungry for shape-shifting vegetable.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29481
29482 29483
>>29479
Have her finish the Ghostmobile first.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29482
29483
>>29481
this.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29483
29484
>>29481
>>29482
Barge is usable in commerce though
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29484
29485
>>29483
we need the cart.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29485
29486 29487 29490
>>29484
For what? I don't like it
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29486
29489 29491
>>29485
so we can ride through city walls, and so we can genocide ghosts.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29487
29489
>>29485
It doesn't have to be a spoopy murder-carrage, they're useful for all sorts of things. It would probably be rigged with heavy-crossbows and all sorts of mini-cannons or w/e. It will be designed for murder though.

Also it will be spoopy.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29488
29489 29491
.>>29484
This.
We need an extraplanar ghost-chariot for dramatic entrance and siege.
Also, if we get good enough at busting Devourers, we can use the Ethereal Plane for fast, convenient, long-distance travel.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29489
29492
>>29486
>>29487
>>29488
Doesn't feel right

>>29488
You're half speed on the ethereal plane
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29490
>>29485
What don't you like about ghost-chariots?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29491
29493 29495
>>29486
>>29488
No ghost theme. Unnecessary
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29492
29494
>>29489
>Half speed
Wut? Why?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29493
29494 29502
>>29491
oh its definitely necessary.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29494
29497
>>29492
Because that's how the Ethereal plane works

>>29493
Just stop it for now
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29495
>>29491
>Unnecessary
Aesthetics are absolutely necessary.
I'll just glamour it, so it can look like a normal chariot in public events.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29496
I don't see anything in the description that says half speed.
Also, that's still 50 ft.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29497
29499 29501
>>29494
whatever.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29498
29500 29501
"Spoopy!"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29499
29501
>>29497
Even if we don't use it, it'd still be nice to have one... It needs to be enchanted for cool stuff, so may as well construct it before the barge, since it'll take less time...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29500
>>29498
I can't wait to hunt down some Devourers and mount their skulls on it. They'd never expect to be the ones being hunted.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29501
29504
>>29497
>>29498
>>29499
I'll share my cauchemar with you all later. But right now, she's mine
PxEZR
?
No.29502
29505
[1d20 = 12]
>>29493
This
Thez walks up to infernius, displaying a cute, playful, and innocent body language "Hey I'nis?"
T> Monkey Grabs Peaches
She snatches him by the balls.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29503
29505
"Where are the arms, the belt, and the other tools?"
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29504
29507
>>29501
>jealousy
Alright... I respect that..
FYI, she wouldn't be able to pull it properly without him there anyway.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29505
>>29502
>>29503
*infernuis is hammered by now*
"torc has them me think."
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29506
29508
"Kay!" <whoooof>
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29507
>>29504
I wonder if tracy's fire and smoke would transfer to the carrige if she was pulling and/or leading
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29508
>>29506
"oh."
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29509
29510
I'll ask again, would the Paladin's Mount ability allow Tracy to Command other fiends and/or Ebil Outsiders? It says she can Command other creatures in her creature category, but idk what that applies to.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29510
29511
>>29509
In pony form I'd assume that means equines
kZMe9
?
No.29511
29512 29515
>>29510
Yeah, it specifically includes ponies horses and donkeys.
My real question is in her Nightmare form. Being able to command Ebil Outsiders would be a major plus.
\r
6S4aw
?
No.29512
29513
>>29511
Well, it says "approximately the same kind as itself." I'm sure that would include cauchemars and nightmares, but other evil outsiders? I don't know. I also think that Tracy's Paladin's mount form might be a bit too domesticated to qualify

What I really want to know is if Fae can command dragons
\r
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29513
29514
>>29512
>domesticated
Is that a challenge?
Also, Fae isn't in the Dragon subgroup; she just kind of looks like one. Every dragon would have more hit dice than her anyway.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29514
29516
>>29513
It's a reflection on the nature of the transformation. Elway replaced or complemented Jew powers with Football powers to allow a full transformation into the larger form. So not quite a full evil extraplanar.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29515
29517 29518
>>29511
No I think it should. The carriage should have flaming/smoking wheels. I'll allow it, if that's what actually gets made, assuming nothing gets sabotaged
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29516
29518
>>29514
>Jew powers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Not all evil things are Jewish!
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29517
>>29515
>Flaming/smoking wheels
I like how you think.
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29518
29519
>>29516
But George Soros is both Evil, and a Jew, and was Tracy's father prior to the mounting. Now, Elway can be her father

>>29515
Stop trying to take my horsey. Shoo
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29519
29520
>>29518
>Tracy's father
Wat?!
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29520
>>29519
Like a vampire. Drank Jew Blood to gain Jew powers, and so was like a Vampire's offspring
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29522
29523
>>29521
*sneeze* *Bullshit*

Yeah, no
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29523
29525
>>29522
I'd explain, but I'm honestly too tired to type it all out tonight...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29524
29525
I still do want to catch those Fey though..
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29525
29527
>>29523
Like what do Nightmares and Tracy Cage have in common exactly? That they are both equines that are mean?

>>29524
Sure, but you'd need to find them. (Fey Lake sounds promising)
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29526
29527
I'm going to bed for real this time.
Good night everybody.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29527
29528
>>29526
'Night dude
>>29525
They've all been through a fair bit of hell?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29528
29529
>>29527
Cute, but still stretching the metaphor
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29529
29532
>>29528
They both like screwing (with) the paladin?
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29532
29534
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>>29529
Pic related

>>29530
So you're telling me there are equines who are mean. These are really superficial similarities
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29533
29539
>>29531
Fuck no
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29534
>>29532
Well, that and the sharp teeth...
I compressed that explanation, but I really just want to go to bed..
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29536
29537
>>29535
Shit. My grandmother had a cat named Tsavo. The thing was a massive cunt.
Topkek!
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29537
29538
>>29536
Meant to italicise that..
Anonymous
6S4aw
?
No.29538
>>29537
I don't think that describes the Tracy Cage OC well either
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29539
rage.png
>>29533
Cuz deleting my post is going to be without consequente
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29540
29543
When was the /sp/ GETs? Was it april or may? We might consider celebrating that once in a while.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29542
29543 29544
>>29541
You will have to remove the taint of the jew, first.
Nab6V
?
No.29543
29545 29550
>>29542
This

>>29541
Stop trying to be haxxor through eating shit

>>29540
The day it started was July 16
\r
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29544
>>29542
That's something to think about..
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29545
29546 29551
>>29543
I will not stop.
I will have her eat all of the monsters.
Nab6V
?
No.29546
29548
>>29545
You ain't gettin' haxxor powers from them
\r
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29547
29550
When you use the Alter Self ability, do poisons count as physical characteristics? I.e, if you turn into a giant scorpion, would your stinger be venomous?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29548
>>29546
I'll eat them recreationally then.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29549
I'm going to bed for the third time now. I have work tomorrow.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29550
29569
>>29543
Damn, was it that much later? Plenty of time then.
>>29547
No. In the same sense that your understanding of a dragon's breath weapon is not sufficient to replicate one physiologically(and therefore though polymorph, shape change, or alteraction spell one doesn't "get flaming breath")
Tl;dr No Trans-species shit in this house.
Nab6V
?
No.29551
29566
>>29545
Also, where the hell are you getting the Tracy Cage OC as "canibalistic, man-eating, and predatory." I have been through mountains of Tracy Cafe OC, and I'm seen none of that. What I see in Tracy's character is
1. She's a complete and total bitch. Basically Lime Stone Pie's personality type
2. She's a murderer, especially through knives. She loves stabbing
3. She plays Soccer. A lot, for the /mlp/ team
4. She loves her /mlp/ comrades, and is seen alongside them as a sort of representative of a time in that board's history it was vibrant.
Less commonly, but still present, she takes ponies with strap ons, and she has sex with lots of random partners, generally for the purpose of getting pregnant. What I don't see is canibalism or those other things you named. If those exist at all, they are extremely rare. They are not a part of her character.

Stop trying to pretend /mlp/'s mascot is that much of a monster, it offends me
\r
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29553
29559 29562 29563
>>29552
I was working Xp

Whenever Torcuil shows up, Thez <whooof> wants to know. "WHERE ARE THE SLEEVES, AND THE BELT, AND THE OTHER TOOLS?" She seems pleasant, but there's something to her tone of voice. She wants 'em now.
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29554
BUT, I posted the John Motherfucking Elway thread ON /sp/ XP
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29555
Football
Anonymous
PxEZR
?
No.29556
29559
>be me
>be wearing "Burned Juice" shirt at grocery store
>clerk asks "Is that a um,... what is it, My Little Pony?" (literally, that grammar and phrasing,...)
>chuckle.jpg
>refrain from saying "Yes its the Nazi Pone"
>say "Yes it is."
>smile.png
>silence 4 rest of transaction
>#winning
Tay
wmQJ0
?
No.29558
29564 29694
1512366526244.jpg
Found a pic of infernuis.
Anonymous
3vjzD
?
No.29559
>>29556
Damn...
I wish I didn't care that much.
>>29553
I'll figure out what the hell you're talking about tonight
Anonymous
Nab6V
?
No.29560
29561 29694
image.jpeg
>>29380
>>29382
>>29388
>>29396
>>29402
>>29407
>>29411
>>29415
>>29416
>>29419
>>29422
>>29425
>>29427
>>29429
>>29430
>>29431
>>29432
>>29433
>>29434
>>29435
>>29436
>>29437
I love this thread now
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29561
1586545__safe_artist-colon-meme mare_starlight glimmer_boop_meme_pickle rick_pony_rick and morty.png
>>29560
Delete that absolutely abhorrent photo sir.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29562
29699
>>29553
I know that Ponimaru has the belt.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29563
29699
>>29553
Also, does this have something to do with her regen stone not working?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29564
1512405160411-0.png
>>29558
>Redbull
>Kitten
>Meme Jail
Kek
kZMe9
?
No.29565
29580
[1d100 = 7]
Tracy momentarily returns to the tower so that her faggot can roll for eggs
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29566
29567 29575
>>29551
Yeah, I write retarded crap when I'm half asleep (I miss my charts). What I described was closer to Pinkamena.
I was going to delet that, but it seems like it already was.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29567
29568 29575
>>29566
>pinkmena best murder hores.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29568
29570
>>29567
D-D-DELET THIS!
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29569
>>29550
Thanks for clarifying. I was unsure about whether or not venom glands fell under physiology.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29570
29571
1505620755455.gif
>>29568

Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29571
29572
>>29570
What is Infernius doing atm?
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29572
29573
>>29571
thinking about going to the bazaar to buy thez some cosplay.
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29573
29574
>>29572
Okay.
Pick up any scrolls while you're at it.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29574
>>29573
what if i find a scroll of Explosive Diarrhea?
Anonymous
DtDrL
?
No.29575
29578 29581
1412975925727.png
>>29566
And I get triggered by innocuous bullshit and write emotional responses pretty much every time it's past 12 AM...
I deleted the post because GM said "that gives me an idea," which made me think "oh shit! Another monster has been unleashed! Not again!" So I deleted the post in a really ineffective form of damage control...

I was actually thinking of Pinkamena last night as well, wondering if you had gotten the two confused, as both are stabby murder horses but Pinkamena is a cannibal while Tracy is just stabby (and bitchy).

The interesting thing about Pinkamena's cannibalism, I think, is that it seems to be a sexual motivation. That is to say, I think Pinkamena is a more or less normal serial killer who is at once a sociopath, and is sexually gratified by her kills. I think she has a permutation of voraphilia in addition to her sadism. If you read the original "cupcakes," there's a scene where Pinkie cuts flesh out of Dash's flank/leg, then eats some, but then puts it in Dash's mouth and encourages her to enjoy it. That seems pretty clearly sexual to me.

>>29567
You wanna try that again?
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29576
29577
In the mean time, Tracy cast the necessary spells on her items in making.
Anonymous
DtDrL
?
No.29577
29578 29579
>>29576
But we're waiting outside Krenshall...
Mrs. Sentry
kZMe9
?
No.29578
29579
>>29575
>Implying deleting his post won't just encourage him to do whatever he was doing twice as awful
>>29577
Tracy brought her shit with her. I.e. the belt, the hilts to the weapons, several un-enchanted daggers, the cloaks, the help, etc.
That way, she could ask the gnomes for advice on speeding-up their progress.
Anonymous
wr5ym
?
No.29579
29582 29583
>>29578
>>29577
if you guys find any cyber-bears buy one for me pls.
Anonymous
DtDrL
?
No.29580
29586
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