/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

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I wanted to appear out of nowhere like a ghost ( >>25138 ), but whatever....
First do this >>25133
Then:
>>25137
"Awww, I thought you'd want to make a mess first."
[protective, but bloodthirsty nightmare noises]
*looks over at
Intimidate +21
"It seems we got off on the wrong hoof here, sweethearts. If you don't mind, we'll be taking our leave."
[growling nightmare noises]
>>25149
"Taylor? When did you get here?"
>>25151
>my horse

>>25153
Thez gave me a note.

>>25144
That was the purpose of keeping the mounts in reserve. Have a way to fight or flee from the scene should it go sour

>>25149
I'm Trump...

>>25150
"I'm sorry, I believe there has been some sort of misunderstanding. I am here as an agent for several performing artists. I'm... Not sure why the mare came through the window but we'll fix that"

>>25153
*pets Cauchemar*
"just one minute Tracy"

>>25153
"No mess, little pony"
*whispers*
"Do NOT let them know you can plane shift"

>>25154
"Ah.. I should've guessed. Thiss contract thingy is her business anyway."
[growling monster noises]
"So..? Did I miss the party? Or did it just start?"
>>25156
noted

>>25155
Trump emerges, amidst the the very unnerved guards (more of whom are appearing from behind doors with weird cylinders in their hands).
>>25153
I intuited the crash, should I not? Probably best to roll with it though. - GM

>>25157
My friends here where just leting the don go.

Taylor stands before a group of guards who seem favorably impressed, Tracy is surrounded by guards who seem DECIDEDLY distressed, and Trump is flanked by guards who are bored.

>>25158
"Hold up, Hold up, Don't you appreciate a good show, all of you? That's what we're here for. To entertain and put on a show"

>>25160
Cast calm on the distressed guys.

And meanwhile, there was much humpage between Infernius and Thez, who may not have entirely made their way out of the Entertron (what, its true,...)

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>>25159
"Oh, I see there no problem then.
.. RIGHT?"
Intimidate +21 Check
>>25162
Save it for later. I'm scarring them first.

>>25163
i am totally fine with this.

>>25162
That'll work. Several of the unaffected guards note the use of magic, but don't call alarm at it.
>>25164
Tracy picks on some of the guards, enraged an enflamed (though not full size,... still intimidating tho)
>>25165
"S... s... stahp,.... no d... don't.... s... stahp" sorry, not sorry

>>25164
"Psst! Tracy! Want to locate Thez's Contract?"

>>25166
>they log everything we do
Fuck

>>25167
Psst! The guy has it still. Let this play out

>>25166
*nibblees them elf ears*

Trumpaladin did get on her back, right?

Taylor and Tracy, you have the floor. Taylor isn't sure exactly what is being played out, but she can see that its more 'involved' than a normal procedural (as the environment would indicate should take place). Tracy likewise doesn't know what is going on, but she can tell that there are a number of guards who are surrounding, and that no one is attacking but there's ALOT of fear in the room.

"Alright, that's about enough of this." says a squeaky voice from the far (away from the door) end.

>>25169
To the Guards

"What is the issue here exactly?"

>>25164
"Tracy dear, can I borrow your cane?"

>>25172
He's standing right next to her with an arm over her about to Jump on, so it doesn't look like he intends to ride her out, but he could do it quickly

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>>25173
Listen +21
Home-in on the squeaky voice.
>>25174
"I.. I might want to use it in a bit.."
*begrudgingly offers cane*
Get on.

>>25173
So what exactly is taking so long sir/ma'am

>>25176
Gets on the horse
*whispers*
"I wanted something that could produce smoke..."

>>25174
He's not that close, there's at least 2 car-lengths between them.
>>25171
Meanwhile, Thez orgasms all over the inside face of the Entertron. what?

"Men, stand DOWN!" The squeak commands, authoritatively despite its diminuative tenor. The assembled guards assume an at attention stance, except those immediately surrounding either Taylor or Tracy.
>>25177
>3 minutes
>so long
I gave Taylor a chance to interject
>>25178
Whoa there, see above

>>25179
Smiles at squeaky man

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>>25178
>*speaks into mind*
'I can do that..'
Isn't Elway's giant face statue in there?

A squirrel wearing a combat helmet wanders its way in front of the bureaucrat. Over his shoulder is an oversized pipe with a handle on it. "Just what the fuck do you think you're doing in my city? Answer quick, its easier to clean you off the pavement."

>>25180
Walks up to the man and says hello.

Taylor recognizes the device as a modified RPG

>>25182
"We're here to open up trade and provide entertainment, of course!"
\r

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>>25182
Cast Cause Fear
"I came here to pick-up my husband. Who the fuck are you?!"
Intimidate +21

>>25180
The squirrel regards Trump, then motions to his men for a full rundown. As they're giving it, Trump says >>25185

>>25179
*bites down her neck softly* (like a lion does while fugging.)

>>25184
Hey man my friend here is free to go. Ive made a deal with your men his release for a free concert.

>>25184
How much does it weigh?

>>25185
The squirrel leaps in the air and fires his RPG at the ground, vaulting him effortlessly onto Trump's head. "Entertainment? Is that what you call this?" <bonk>
As the stars clear Trump's head, Tracy attempts Cause Fear, which may work on the guards (I'm not gonna bother rolling), but which the squirrel walks right through and up to. "And you, is that supposed to be impressive?" He yoda-flips over to Taylor. "Cute, but you're in the shit now." he strides away, brimming with confidence. He points to Trump: "You've got documents that couldn't POSSIBLY be authentic, because there isn't anyone in this whole CITY who could validate them EXCEPT me, because they were written for PLAYERS." he points to Tracy "I don't even know what's going on with you, what, a flaming pony? FFS!" and then points at Taylor "You just LOOK too innocent, I don't trust you either!"
Back at Trump. "I don't know your game, but so help me, if one of these men gets so much of a blister I'll",... he trails off, giving players an opportunity to interject something that might distract or defer him.

>>25191
Smiling

"Oh, you've yet to see entertainment. And those documents are absolutely genuine. The real deal. Thez is the elder of our party"

>>25192
He stops.

>>25189
>he touched him
[angry nightmare noises]

>>25192
He spins, and glares intimdatingly (for a squirrel) at Trump. "You can validate these claims? And what of this one?" points at Taylor "I hear she made a stir amongst the guards outside." nods from the guards just inside the door.

*smoke rises off of angry nightmare*
Gib cane.

>>25193
>>25196
"Yes, Thez. The musical sensation. She's with us. Not at the moment, but with our party generally. She can perform even more.

As for her, she's a damned fine talent all of her own. Just listen to one of her musical numbers. Watch her dance routine. You'll see."

>>25199
The squirrel waves his wee hand, and the guards around Taylor relax a bit. He rests those wee hands on his bazooka.

>>25201
*glares*

>>25201
Chill out squirrel.

>>25204
He tilts his head. "So you're a performer then? This is as good a time as any." still with that squeaky voice.

>>25206
Yea i was gonna do a concert if you let us go.

>>25201
*after the squirrel speaks to Tay*
"You'll get everything you want from Thez, and this one here. But honestly, that's not why I came to you. I came to you to offer you something greater. Not just songs - and you WILL get those - but an entire way of life"

>>25207
"Tay, I can get you more than a concert. Now play for all of us"

>>25207
"Show me."
>>25208
He raises his wee hand to Trump, clearly interested now in the lovely blond who his attention has been directed to.
>>25210
I KNOW that, but one would expect a more bestial sort of grunt or whatever, oh nevermind, keep doing it

>>25209
[Plays smoke on the water]

>>25213
*tracys for some reason thinks infernuis would be cherring*

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>>25212
>GM can't find Taylor Swift doing smoke on the water.
>>25212
that>>25213 would have worked better, esp since the guards outside already were impressed by it. Wanna swap quick?

>>25212
It doesn't have to be,... but for continuity of character and effect, a Taylor Swift song would be best,... you've already got the dice roll needed,....

Spoiler alert, the game is set. The party is going to be escorted, agreements and arrangements are going to made, and players will find themselves making accords. Its not bad.

>>25216
But wouldnt it be tacky to do that song again?

Trumpaladin tries to see if he can get Tracy closer to him as Tay plays

>>25219
*walks right up to him*
>empathetic link

>>25221
This one is lovely too.

>>25219
IMO, yes, but I can't find a compelling rendition of Smoke on the Water that fits with Taylor's motif. We can go with that if you really want, but I think the scene can be completed a little better than that. Blank Space, Shake it off,....
>>25221
That'll work

>>25222
*hands cane to Cauchemar, and tries to sooth her*
"It's alright, the danger has passed. Now, it's time to extend a franchise"

>>25225
>is soothed
"..Hmmm.. Don't go putting yourself in trouble now.. I get worried.."

>>25221
*tries to surpress love of country music*

>>25224
This was a better choice, granting a positive modifier for the scene (it fits with the mentality of a militaristic society that is unaccustomed to overt social/romantic expressions).
Long story short, at the close of the song the guards are all cheering and relaxed. The squirrel of course hasn't moved.
"I don't know who you all are. You make quite an entrance," mutters something about the front door and not causing a stir he walks right up to Trump. "I have two questions for you. Well, one question really. I expect you will join me for dinner. My request is that you consider selling me that fine steed of yours," he says indicating Tracy. "That one's a FIGHTER!"

>>25226
"Little pony, don't you see? That's why I need you. I go in to try to talk things out. And if that fails, fight or flight is best."
Looks right at her and grabs her cute horsey cheeks
"And that's where you come in"

>>25228
"But of course I'll join you for dinner!"

Laughs

"Indeed she is a fighter, but she's not for sale. I came here to sell you something... better. Something all of your citizens will appreciate and love you more for"

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>>25228
Rolling to bite the little faggot's head off (sorry if it works)

As the squirrel speaks his praise, and as his demeanor increasingly shows that the situation and tenseness is diminishing, the soldiers and guards clap their hands on Taylor's shoulders, and nod appreciatively to Tracy (they don't wanna touch cuz fire). Expressions of acknowledgement are cast Trump's way as he exchanges with the squirrel.

>>25230
8O

>>25230
... or just snap close to him..

The squirrel loses a tuft of hair in the process, literally matching the required DC of Tracy's dice roll.
He lands a few feet away. "You see? A FIGHTER! You sure you won't consider?" to Trump, this time from a safer distance.

>>25230
>>25231
>>25232
>>25233
>>25234
>>25235
Whatches in shock.

>>25235
[watchful nightmare noises]
*narrows eyes at squirrel, in an 'I'm watching you' sort of glare*

>>25235
Trumpaladin is as stunned as the Squirrel

"... First, I think you should hear the offer I came here to make. Something as good - greater, perhaps - then any entertainment you've experienced before"

*death glare at Tracy*
"Flashy is working a business deal, sweetie"

>>25238
She's a fighter. What can I say?
[whimpers, not unlike a scolded dog]

>>25238
"I'll hear it, as long as there's no funny business," he says patting his partially bald tail. "Men, see that proper rooms are provided for the lot of them. Not the chintzy ones either, the ones reserved for proper guests." to Trump "You, take your time, but I wish to speak at length with you."
>>25239
Now I'M sad, Tracy did good! ._.

>>25235
I Go and take a bath with few hot Guards.

>>25214
Nevermind, forget I said anything. But uh,... "MOAR"

>>25243
.. and will have no trouble choosing her preference, as many (most) are willing to offer, or rather "look enthusiastic".

>>25239
Can I deflate the Cauchemar into a more manageable pony form?

"And I wish to speak at length with you. I'm quite curious to see what the dinner is like here, actually"

>>25246
Tracy wasn't full Cauchemar, she was flaming Warhorse at the moment, but yes you can likely calm her especially if you insist she remain at your side,... just sayin'

>>25242
>Did good
If she killed the squirrel, who the hell would I negotiate with?

>>25246
I don't really want to, but sure you can.
She can remain in that form as long as she's in his immediate vicinity, right?

>>25247
Well no shit she can stay at my side

>>25249
You can remain in full warhorse if you stop trying to kill my business associates

>>25244
*grabs thez and gets out of the enterion*
*walks over to a chair*
*sets her in it*
*eats the pussy like a waermelon*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHc-pY7kidQ

>>25249
Well, technically she was never mounted, but as long as you're not going to eat anyone you can do as you please. I'd prefer the scene not devolve into a conflict though
>>25251
This

>>25253
>>25251
Okay.
Muh flowcharts..

>>25252
o_O That'll work, but don't be surprised if she grapples and attempts to mount ur horn,....

>>25254
Trumpalaldin communicates everything said in the thread above by means of stares, emphatic links, and explicitly telling Tracy "don't fuck up our plans."

>>25255
"kinky"

>>25256
>beams into thoughts
"~Hmmmm... Whatever you say, ~Flashy.."

GM sighs. Okay, as we conclude this session - which has been easily the most exhausting non-combative session to date - Taylor has a new bevy of adoring fans, Tracy has a new list of ppl who are nervous/scared of/by her, Trump has a new business contact/partner (assuming he doesn't fug it up), Torcuil is still mummified in a corner, Norfilly is sleeping soundly, Sad Alex is sad and a statue, and Infernius and Thez are engaged in more than one way.
Sory is closed for the night, emotes and expressions and general doings are FFA.

>>25258
*continues projecting anger as he grabs her by her handle to follow*

>>25259
Oh I am Fucking ready. BRING IT ON!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!

*story

And GM takes a smoke break e_e

>>25259
>>25260
>story is closed for the night
Reeeee!!!

>>25260
>grabs her by her handle
>handle
Sure.
>>25259
It's close to 2 AM, so I'll go to sleep now.

>>25264
There's a leather strap that attaches to horse muzzle guards, I don't know the name of it.

>>25265
Nah, she doesn't need one of those. She already has a handle.
Also, a suggestion for future reference:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Steel_Horse-Infused_(3.5e_Trait)
*goes to bed*

>>25266
>handlebars
No
>>25263
You can still do stuff, interact, and develop or whatever, but no waging wars or rallying the masses or whatever. Trump is a guest, act like it.

>>25264
>>25265
>>25266
I looked it up. The piece of equipment is called a "lead rope" or "lead chain" and is attached to a "halter" which is the leather wrapped around a horse's head

>>25267
I was going to negotiate a business deal. But it can wait until tomorrow

>>25267
is this the communist city you were talking about?

>>25269
No. That was Drupistan, which is very close to the tower. This is Sparintenar, which is a little further away

The whole party (present) is shown to lavish rooms, fit for visiting dignitaries or popular entertainers. Plenty of room to wash up, change (as desired) relax, or just rest. The rooms are adjacent (no separation) and the looks on the guards' and soldiers' faces belies enthusiasm and welcoming,... especially for Taylor.
>>25269
No, this is the industrial-tech, mostly nat-soc place I mentioned some time ago.

Disregard pic, I was gonna say something snarky

>>25273
GM, what would have happened if the squirrel's dice landed one lower? My intuition says "the guards kill everyone"
\r

>>25274
At the least, he would have taken damage. I don't know beyond that. If his roll was exceptionally bad, the biting head off might have worked, and then I don't even fuggin' know what would have happened.

>>25271
Oh shoot. I got them mixed up.
My reaction would've been different...
*Goes back to bed*

>>25276
Kek, I did too. Good thing Trump was navigating.

>>25271
how would you feel if i conquered that city tommorow?

>>25277
>I did too
This makes me even more confused
*Actually goes to bed*

>>25276
Pic related

>>25277
What.

>>25278
Impressed. Just leave enough for me to introduce capitalism there when I'm done in Sparintinar

>>25275
How many rounds away was Fae? Would I have survived long enough to full round attack Tracy, then call Fae, then fly out of there?
\r

>>25278
Thez stretches both lazily and sexily, and kicks playfully at his tail. "Yes, lets do that."
>>25279
I meant when first departing, not for the duration.

>>25281
"oh we will, and no mercy me hate communist!"

>>25280
Roughly speaking, if you called Fae she would be about 8-10 rounds out.
>what
You remember, the whole "Descending and <whoof> and descending and <whoof>,... tada Cardishore! whoops, rewind" bit,....

>>25283
>8-10 rounds out
I'll take that as a "no." I thought she was outside with Taylor though?

Yes I do remember that

>>25284
No one called her, so she didn't bother. Wait a second, how DID Taylor get there so fast! Hold on,....

Oh fug. I guess Taylor could have taken Fae, she just said "I ride". Stuff was habbening so I didn't press for details. Yes, Fae is,... in the next room, otherwise undisturbed (almost like she's gotten used to being overlooked, GM notwithstanding).

>>25286
Aww... But I love Fae

>>25287
"Its fine, as long as they serve beef," Fae comments as she closes the door for her room.

>>25288
"thez for some reason me just got really pissed off at that dragon cat of trumps"

>>25288
That... makes me feel sad

I'll include her when talking about the Football franchise tomorrow. She is the Football priestess after all

Is there a way to transform her into an alicorn? She has at least some tracking and fighting abilities as a Dragonne, and I like how a Guilded lion really matches with Trump's style, but...
She'd be easier to waifu as an equine, so I can show her the love she truly deserves
It's 100% for sexual purposes

>>25290
*Rises from the dead like sweet zombie Jesus*
Please don't force me to have Tracy eat her soul. I like Fae too.
*Returns to sleep*

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>>25289
"You're thinking about Fae? NOW?!" Grapple
>>25290
She does make for an impressive display. Its a shame she's not much in combat.
>>25291
Kek

>>25292
Actually, it looks to me like she should have a base attack of +12, plus a strength modifier of +8, so actually pretty powerful

>>25293
+12 is combined BAB and str. Her str + is 4, her BAB is +8.

>>25294
But she's a Paladin's Mount. A Paladin's Mount's base attack is calculated by the hit die's equal in Cleric levels. A Dragonne has 9 hit die (plus room for advancing...) and a Paladin's mount for a level 16 adds 8 hit die. So the equivalent of a level 16 cleric, which is to say a base attack of +12. Her strength would be 19 at dragonne base, plus 4 for being a Paladin's Mount, so 23 in strength

>>25295
Equivalent of a level 17 cleric, but that's still an attack bonus of 12

>>25298
Uhm, you never counter-grappled. Thez has 'mount'

>>25299
oh yeah heres my list of feats
Feats
>Dodge
>battle leader(gets a banner) gives +1 to cohorts
>Soul-Mate
>Favored of Deity
>Leadership 25
>Two-Weapon Fighting

>>25302
Nah, I said weeks ago that Trump (having several cars irl) can have several mounts. Yet another decision I've come to regret.

>>25304
"You haven't been beaten enough for two weapons yet!"
soul mate? There's a feat?

>>25332
You were supposed to be the pure one! The one who doesn't succumb to our bullshit!

>>25333
my flow charts have been set down the darth infernuis path.

>>25334
>Flow charts
Please dear God do not stoop to that level of autism

>>25335
"me tired of being punching bag."
>>25336
>ironic flow charts

>>25337
fug theres not supposed to be " there

>>25338
did yoou ban gm?

>>25335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6YWOlQNFzw
i, still your brother ben.

Hey wow, it didn't descend into complete madness

>>25343
Ikr
Hey, could Tracy have finished stitching that cloak before she left?

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>>25344
Left where?

Nevermind, I get it now. What's Tracy's craft skill?

>>25346
Idk how that works..

>>25347
I do want to keep crafting things though.
Maybe 8th?

>>25348
How high does it need to be to craft a good one?

>>25349
I'm sorry to keep asking, but what cloak was it again?

>>25350
Cloak of Charisma.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Cloak_of_Charisma
I can wait longer, if that's what it takes to make a good one (I want +6).

>>25351
Your combined crafting roll needs to be a 30 or higher to make a Cloak of Charisma +6. You rolled a 5 + 8, so I'm afraid all you have now is a disappointingly mundane (and not terribly well stitched) cloak.

Ha ha, just kidding, crafting level doesn't even enter into it. The cloak is finished, but it is non-magical at this point. To create a Cloak of Charisma +6, it will take 36 days (I'm not making that up, the metric is 1 day/1000gp in cost) having Eagle's Splendor cast on it each day consecutively. 16 days for +4, 4 days for +2.

>>25352
Oh, okay..
If I can get someone else to collaborate, could it be done faster?

>>25353
Unfortunately no, though I take back the 'consecutive' comment. The castings can be split up, as long as the overall work is not disrupted (meaning, you can leave it and come back to it) but doing so increases the requirement for every day it is neglected.

... at least, that's what the rules say.

Actually, if it's possible, send a pigeon to Lenos to request the Materials for a Heavy Mace. I want to craft a good one.
There's a lot of things I want to craft, actually. I'll have to figure out a way for her to store the spells for it.

>>25357
You know he can read delete logs yes?

>>25354
What about certain "magic items on the list that have higher costs, but don't require spells? Do those need to be treated every day?

>>25361
Unless you're referring to artifacts, I don't know of any magic item that doesn't require a spell(s) of some sort. Can you give an example?

>>25362
Well, the ring of evasion was an example.

>>25363
It required the Jump skill, but no spell.
Other magic items may have prereqs, like the race or alignment of the maker, but don't require spells.

>>25366
No problem, I was just about to mansplain the shit out of it. I am finding however that scrolls (of sufficient caster level), spell-like abilities, and even certain potions (that last is my decision, not per the rules) can be substituted.

For example, if you were to essentially dye the cloak in a potion of eagle's splendor, I would count that.

>>25367
That's great.
Items are one of my favorite parts of fantasy games (that and raising pets).

>>25369
Yes, no doubt. I spent literal months plotting out Thez's stuff. Realize though that since wealth isn't an issue (it is for the moment, but wait) there are few restrictions I can place other than time and the occasional mishap. Keep that in mind. ^_~

And also - like that whole debacle with Darkie - there are more ways to lose than simply 'dying'.

Also, for Infernius: did you consider replacing your horn with a brass one?
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Horn_of_Valhalla
It'd be cool even without the magic (the idea of a Minotaur pulling-off his horn and blowing into it). Useful for high-stakes raids too, like the next time he inevitably charges into an enemy encampment like a bull in a china shop.
I've been meaning to find a way to make an iron one for Taylor for several weeks now (wanted one for myself for months), but I simply didn't have the spell-casting ability.

>>25372
C... can we,... just assume you mentioned that where Thez can hear?

>>25371
Yeah.
I didn't think he'd die there, just paralyze him. It was supposed to be a simulation of an Assassin's Death Attack, but I guess I would've needed to sneak up on him for that...
>>25373
I don't see why not.

>>25374
That's not what I mean by lose. Going purely by stats and abilities, he should have escaped 4-5 times, several of those being after he was kill. At my discretion, I determined that he was so abhorrently arrogant (and he IS that, even before he showed up in the Game its what got him kill) that he would not be operating at his full ability 'cuz Y? Same goes for Korak, Kefka, George, and just about every villain the party has fought so far. I haven't had the justification (yet) to go "I will not forgive" on the party. You'll know when I do. ^_^

Had he escaped though - as one example - there would have been almost no chance of ever catching him, and he would be a recurring nuisance who popped up from time to time.

>>25375
I outta invent duct-tape soon, to make sure slippery faggots like him don't get away with their skills.

>>25375
What would giving him chamomile tea have done?

>>25377
All you'd need is bandages and duct tape
>>25378
Potentially given him a temporary blinding weapon

>>25379
*bandages and sovereign glue
That stuff is cheap and easy to make

That is,... it would have been,... if the ants,....

>>25380
>sovereign glue
Got it. Will make later.
Duct-tape is the item master-race.

>>25381
... It's too late to bring them back isn't it? Tracy feels very, very slightly guilty about it... I should've thought of scraping their goo off of the floor..

>>25382
Are you going to need to grind a horse first?

>>25383
Want to resurrect the queen?

And speaking of ants, allow me to paint a picture.

The ants are doing their thing, milling about and digging here and there, finding increasing utilitarian purpose outside the rigid dictates of the Queen, when one day a curious sound began to come from that cave they build for the Blue quadraped.

It began as a slow digging sound, but grew in intensity and proximity, with crashes and vibrations intermixed. Then without warning, the wall separating the two underground areas burst forth with a strange lizard creature that grew in size as they watched in horror. The ants ran around, screaming silently and internally (cuz, no mouths) as their whole hive was systematically hunted down and devoured or destroyed (cuz the Dog has uber-scent, especially when in survival/regen mode).

Those poor ants.
>>25383
There's still pieces of them

>>25386
HE LIVES!

>>25386
~Yay! The great wizard came out of his coma.

>>25386
Torcuil snaps back to consciousness and,... finds that he's been mummified, and leaned in the corner to not hurt himself.

>>25384
Could just use the biproducts in the dumpster of a butcher shop, but that's an option too.

>>25387
Stupid thing posted before I could type.
Hi guys
Please tell me someone moved Torc from the stables
>>25389
"Where..."
Torc looks down at his bindings
"Where the hell am I?"

>>25391
The stables would make sense. It was just "in the corner for safe keeping", no mention of which corner.
There's an oversized nest piled nearby, with two eggs the size of smart-cars nestled in it with little incense sticks wafting lazily around it.

Oh, wouldn't it be funny if the eggs hatched right now?