/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>2421
CNFY anon, are zMjJ anon by a different IP? (Are you the game master of the previous threads?)

>>2424
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I have never tripfagged, so thats an ineffective criteria. I am the anon who has created the world of the Game. I alone grasp the 1000s of years that have led from session to session, party to party, and anon to anon. I alone know the secret of that superfuck who keeps firetrapping the rooms, and only through me can the player perceive anything other than a bunch of grown men playing with imaginary dolls.
Pic related, shall I go on?
Tl:dr This is a sincere and consistent transition from the last session to the current.

so we begin

For those unaware, the game typically runs on Saturday nights, with wanton bants to be had as available through the week. Meaning, Saturday night (ish, depending on timezones) we get together and pretend to brutally murder shit. We engage in thoughtforms of creation and negation, to arrive at a point where none are truly satisfied and all are wanting more. I can wax idiotic about the metaphysical gainz that result of such practices, but knowing doesn't augment (indeed, it inhibits) progress developed along these lines so I will stop.

It's midnight and I'm sick with the Flu, but I'll be damned if I'm going to miss this while everyone else moves on.

>>2429
>is suddenly in a darkened room with a single overhead spotlight as the only source of reference.
"WHY ARE YOU SICK WITH THE FLU"
>commands/asks a disembodied voice

>>2430
This aside, players are freely welcome to interact with their environment (within reason) in an agreeable sense to many forms of console gaming (except gainz, those have to be approved. Everywhere r gains.).

>>2426
Ah, I see. You threw me off your scent for a minute there.
When logged in as a moderator, a hashed version of the IP address (which is based on a hidden formula and almost impossible to reverse engineer into the raw IP address) appears between the name field and the flag. It is divided into smaller parts, making it very easy to memorize the first few letters of a hash after only a few viewings, and making it way to distinguish familiar IPs from new ones. Effectively, this gives users a global ID. In your case, you had a hash beginning in zMjJ for perhaps a month, and then apparently changed IPs to one appearing as CNFY

Alright, LET'S DO THIS

>>2433
Wage war then, anon. Tell your body, your organs, your cells, that this (((infection))) will neither be tolerated, nor will it be allowed to last. That your(these) responses are mobilized is a credit to the threat, the only response to which is elimination.
Tell your body this with equal conviction, and it will respond in kind

>>2433
plz rape me senpai

>haz no idea how his IP works,... he thought he did until was proven wrong
As long as you all know I'm the long-winded, sadistic devil-monk enabling, game-masterbatoring, conscripting, awesomer-than-eber-else-cuz-reasons DM, thats fine.

>>2439
... barring legitimate acrobatic, climibing, or survival skills, yes

[1d20 = 10]
>>2440
i climb it

>>2441
>lucky I have dental work tomorrow
Which face, or which direction? Map may help
>>2441
>climb
You DO realize you're a Minotaur right?

[1d20 = 13]
>>2442
i am STRONK
the one on the left

>>2435
IDFK why IP changed, I'm the noob in das haus

[1d20 = 5]
>>2445
have you reset your router?

>>2443
ow my heart

>>2443
Well, there won't be anymore murder tonight. TBH, I planned to rebake bread and update with images and descriptives,... had no idea peepz wud be online

>>2447
"She's pretty as a daisy,
but look out man she's crazy"

Oh wait hold on,....

There's an ancient Red Dragon,... and he eats (you).
U just lost the Game;
on 2 levels. Xp

>>2448
Fortunately for her i like crazy

>>2451
Her=???

>>2452
Infernuis want horse pussy

>>2454
I do a talking to them

>>2458 Wait, which one are you anyway?

>>2459
Lurker man

>>2460
Welcommen

>>2461
hey how do you feel about my ocs,guy?

>>2462
If u mean Red Bull (sudden inspiration), no worries. If character is 'advanced' (high 'maintenance') then hit me up (ITT) about some of what we (as players and interactors) should be aware of. Note, I didn't say anything goes, but if its reasonable?

>>2463
i havent really put much thouht into my backstory yet,ill give it some thought.

>>2464
Careful myah

>>2428
>pretend to brutally murder shit
Dont forget
"Certain activites that have no brakes"

Thez disappears for a moment, and then after 6.28 seconds comes crashing to the ground with a melon-sized dead bird in her hands. She casually begins plucking and eating it.
"Good morning!"

>>2472
Tracy looks up from the knife she's sharpening.
"'Morning, bitch."

>>2472
Thats a small bird thez.

>>2474
>noms noms
"Well, its not a Roc certainly, but its still tasty"

>>2475
Haha,you cant eat rock. Even Infernuis know that.

>>2476
I'm so tempted, but not yet
"Oh, you can eat a Roc, but only if the Roc doesn't eat you!" ^_~

>>2477
*picks up rock off the ground and tries to eat it*

>>2478
O_O'
Uhm,....
>shields her face cuz awkward

>>2480
>>2479
Owww teeth hurt

>>2481
O_o' "A Roc is a bird. Why would you eat rocks?"

>>2482
You said i could eat rocks. Infernuis trust you why you lie to me?

>>2483
"I said ROCs, not ROCKS." She facepalms.
>mutters something about Bulls

>>2484
Why you be mean now? Infernuis just joking about rocks.

>>2485
>picks up a rock
"This is a rock,"
>points to an absurdly large bird flying several miles away in the distance
"THAT is a Roc. Thems good eatin's." ^_^

[1d20 = 1]
>>2486
How can bring down such big bird?
Wait infernuis have idea.
*picks up rock and throws it at the roc*

>>2487
>rolled a 1
The rock spins awkwardly, and comes careening back at you. I could make it hit you,... I should,... but meh, it lands almost on your hoof.

>>2487
"In my experience, the first step is for the Roc to decide to eat you, otherwise they fly too high."

>>2488
*my face goes even redder in embarrassment*
Strong wind today *clears throat*

>>2490
"Don't feel bad, here you can have some if you want,"
>she offers some fresh bird

>>2491
T- thanks infernuis usually bring pretty girl food not the other way around.

>>2492
Before continuing,... are Minotaurs meat eaters? I would have thought they would reject meat, but IDK. Do you eat?

>>2493
Ooc: there couldn't have been to many berries/plants in the labyrinth, Yea i eat the bird.

[1d20 = 4]
>>2494
You suddenly feel very sleepy, and are having difficulty standing properly.
"Oh dear, are you feeling well? Do you need to lay down? Let me help you,"
>Grabs Infernius by the hand
>Both disappear for,... about a half hour.
>Rape
^_^

>>2496
you cant rape the willing :)

>>2497
Oh you say that, but unfortunately Infernius can't quite recall what happened. All he knows is that he gets a flash of degenerate images when he looks at Thez now.

>>2498
does my butthole hurt?

>>2499
Quite ^_^

>>2476
Whispers to self
"Stupid bullhorns..."

>>2500
thez next time you want fuck, tell me,need time to prep myself.

>>2502
"Oh, I never ask" ^_~

[1d20 = 18]
>>2500
>>2501
do i hear tracy calling me stupid?

[1d20 = 6]
>>2504
Hear it, yes. Interpret it as an insult,....

>>2498
>>2496
I knew she was a slut

... not so much.

>>2506
If she's the 'bull',.... Xp

[1d20 = 10]
>>2501
what you say about infernuis you little shit?

>>2509
i end ponies for less then that

>>2506
"Good morning, Flashy!"

>>2512
since you have cool swords infernuis will forgive just this once. but next time you prep bull you get horns

Trump, busy giving a contemptuous and disgusted stare to Thez (and Inferious to a lesser extent) is startled by the sudden appearance of a blue pony

>>2515
"So, how did you sleep last night?"

>>2513
GAH HORSE

>>2515
ah trump do you wish to read my holy book with me?

>>2515
Technically, there is a half-hour period where Thez and Inferius were 'absent' that is 'unspoken for' as far as other characters are concerned.

>>2518
Does thoust have Memes in thou's holy book?

>>2520
Its Mein Kampf

>>2521
>>2520
the best memes ive seen.

>>2522
>>2521
>Mein Kampf
I think you mean
Meme Kampf
Ill read it

>>2523
adolf is proud you are reading my friend.

Thez wipes her hands off after finishing her last bit of bird. "Mmmnmmm okay. Before we get to wherever this place we're getting to, there's something you should know. Due to the radically unpredictable nature of the Game, you can pretty much count on any edifice of civilization that we find will have a Player behind it.
The location will have aspects consistent with the various world or origin of its principle. The place we left - the pyramid - was one such place but as is obvious it has fallen into ages of disuse. So, whatever place this is <indicating the approaching walled city> be certain that there are vested interests that our arrival will not be accounted for."

>>2525
will there be ziggers there?

>>2525
I have a question,
Is mayonaise a factor of the game?

>>2526
"I dunno what that is."
>>2527
Wut? Are you asking if there's mayo?

>>2528
ZIGGERS REEEEEE

>>2519
Trump is lectured on the work for the principle under copyright law during the interlude
>>2516
"Uh. Fine, I guess"
>>2518
"Sure"

>>2528
>not geting the meme
Can we elect a new GM?

>>2531
shit meme memelord

>>2531
Just as soon as the hamster-dance is finished e_e

>>2533
what is this 1995?

>>2536
Oh Celestia plz no

>>2536
i kill myself just at the thought of that

>>2537
Just be thankful that I can't control your auditory experience. That first encounter with zombies was supposed to have a small orchestral ensemble who played (over computer speakers) the Walking Dead theme on repeat, until the players eliminated them. When the hamsters come out, I would (will) force players to listen to likewise until,....
termination? suicide? madness?

>>2539
Until I summon rocketman to unsuccsefully destroy the world

>>2540
When I game irl, I also incorporate lighting along with music/sounds. There are many elements of the Game that cannot be translated over the internet. ~_~

Can i join?

>>2546
Hey fresh me.....
I mean a new player!
Welcome, I dont think mr GM is here.
Do you know the basic D&D classes?
If so choose one and make a character

>>2546
But of course!
>>2547
I stepped out for dental surgery, but I'm back

>>2548
hey i got some of that last week, dental surgery that is.

>>2547
>>2548
Is their a rapist class

>>2550
Any class can be a rapist, could you be more specific about which manner of rapist you would like to play?

>>2551
Is there a specific class that is dedicated to rapeing rapists?

>>2552
Again, you're describing character personality not class. If your character were dedicated to raping pedo priests for example, they would be suited to defeat clerics. Other sorts of rapists would be rogues, barbarians, fighters, etc.

>>2553
Ill fighter

>>2554
Splendid. Do you have a preferred race? Weapon(s) and/or shield?

>>2555
No wait,can i be a monk?

>>2556
A fighting monk or a clerical monk?

>>2557
A fighting monk

Im a yak

>>2551
>tfw everyone's stealing the closest thing I had to a unique quirk
Oh well.. there goes my last ghost of "originality"...

>>2560
I assure you i only rape rapists, people who have not raped are safe

>>2561
Alright! A fighting monk yak. Any ideas for a name?
>>2560
most of mine are gone too

>Only me
Great. Another thing to deal with..
Don't get in my way.

>>2563
No, Thez had her way with Infernius earlier.

>>2564
>rape
>victim obviously consented
lol Get on my level, pleb.

>>2565
Oh, he was conscious, he just doesn't remember

>>2562
Yak lee

>>2567
still ignoring the cum part

>>2568
It has to start with T.

>>2569
Not ignoring, of course he came. Just cuz his ass hurts doesn't mean,... well anyway

>>2571
im sure thez didnt just assfuck me

>>2570
Stop being salty everyone else is raping

>>2573
Naw. It was just a joke. Everyone's name up until this point has started with T.

>>2574
Didn't that hippy Guy's name not start with a T?

>>2568
Alright Yak Lee. Is there anything in particular you would like to specify about your character? Preferences (I know, R raping rapists)? Proprietary characteristics?

>>2575
Urri is just Thez with a mask

>>2576
Have you ever seen the big lebowski? Im the dude personality wise.

>>2578
Yak Lee, fighting monk and all around cool guy. Okay! You are welcome to begin at any time.

Alright, you find yourself in a room. You're not entirely sure how you got there, and its relatively bare. The walls are an opaque glass, with what appears to be a sliding door. There is no furniture except for a chest of the same glassy material, and the bed you find yourself on.

>>2579
I open the chest

>>2580
Empty, it looks to be a foot locker of sorts

>>2581
I look under the bed

>>2582
There is a red dragon, and he eats you. No, there's nothing, not even dust.

[1d20 = 3]
>>2583
I pick up the chest, and throw it through the door

>>2584
The chest crashes against the doorframe, shards of glassy material scattering all over the floor. Are you wearing shoes?

>>2585
No..

>>2586
Thats unfortunate. ^_^

>>2587
I walk through the glass and open the door

>>2586
>>2585
>>2587
nice job

[1d20 = 20]
>>2588
I'm messing with you, you're a Yak
>hooves

OH! Not only are you a Yak w/ hooves, but as you open the door your monk-senses start tingling. Diving behind the door as a spark of magic ignites, you easily avoid the subsequent explosion. The door is open to a hallway.

>>2590
>>That 20
Whats on the otherside of the door?

*kicks at grass*

>>2591
Oh shit nice

>>2592
A simple hallway, composed of the same glass-like material.

>>2595
There is only one other door?

>>2596
That you can see from inside the room, yes.

>>2597
I walk outside my room

>>2598
You can see that the wall along side your room is lined with identical doors, all closed. Also, there is a door on the opposite end of the hall, symmetrically placed from the one you first saw

There is also a charred sign in the middle of the room that says "Please do not fire trap the rooms", except 'not' is crossed out.

>>2599
I open the one on the right of the opisite wall.

[1d20 = 15]
Seriously?

Well, again your monk-senses alert you to the presence of danger, and you avoid a second fire trap.

Mages BTFO

>>2605
You are in a large pyramid structure, still made of the same glassy substance. It is spacious and well lit, and there doesn't seem to be anyone immediately around, though you can hear some noises further in. You're at the base of the 1f on the left

[1d20 = 20]
>>2606
I stealth, and climb the stairs

>>2607
>these 20s
The stairs are central, with sections to the left and right. The right has a looooooong bookshelf with all manner of books, as well as tables and chairs and magicky stuff. On the left is a set of double-doors, a window-counter thing, and a statue of the greatest man alive. Mr. John Elway.

>>2608
I pray to the statue, then i creep to the double doors

>>2610
You are at the double doors. Through the window, you can hear someone mumbling to themselves

>>2611
You detect the odor of cigarette smoke

I bust threw the double doors ready to fight

The doors bang open, revealing a large mess hall ringed with all sorts of crafting and technical devices. Seated at one of the tables is a brownie. A brownie is a 2' tall fey creature, this one having black and gold striped hair. He is smoking a cigarette and drinking liberally from a tankard very nearly the size of him. As the doors bang open, he shifts his eyes to see you. "Yo," he says.

>>2615
Like how's it going man?

>>2616
He raises his eyebrow and looks at you disinterestedly. "Hmmm, you're not singed. Pity."

>>2617
Where am i man?

>>2618
He sighs, and walks over to you, presenting you his right hand.

>>2618
"Pay me," he says.

>>2620
Like for what man?
*i hand him a joint*

>>2621
Looks at it. Looks at you. "That'll do," he says. "So this is kind of your new home. You probably don't remember it, but you died sometime 'recently'. Now you've been brought here. The name's Lenos."
Offers his hand for real this time.

>>2622
I'm dead? We'll everyone has their time, so this is the afterlife?

>>2625
"Nah, you just died. As for afterlife, I got no idea. I know I'm sitting here talking to you so this is SOME kind of experience, but whether its a before, after, in-between or whatever, Idfk.

>>2627
WAY too tall