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>>183488
Mala looks up at Silver demandingly. For all Silver has given him, it is not enough. Pets are not enough. He wants more. He wants a hug. But in fairness, Mala is more than willing to give one back.
>>183498
oh no
>>183490
I still have my Monkey's paw
>>183504
While I'll leave most of the guess work to Posey, Brie discerns two things quickly
The Monster enocuntered by the griffins was of a qualitatively different nature than what attacked them just now. The most recent set more closely mimicked chitin, fur, and in general, recognizable biology than the vaguely dog-like creature did, even if the latter came closer to resembling a known taxonomy than the former.
And second, this was absolutely not disclosed in the briefing.
>>183505
So The island has a vaguely anvil shape. The southwest end and the northwest end both have hills. The party went along the western coast, and to a low point between these two hills where the whaling station was. East and a little north east from there is a narrower part of the island between two bays, like two inverted horseshoes. This is another hill, which the part is going to go climb up to lead to the old village.
The whole area is essentially deserted pastures and fields on rolling hills. Ruined stone walls that demarcated padlocks are still seen.
>>183507
Mala:
"Oh, they have throats to bite and rip out."
>>183509
I hope
Mala looks up at Silver demandingly. For all Silver has given him, it is not enough. Pets are not enough. He wants more. He wants a hug. But in fairness, Mala is more than willing to give one back.
>>183498
oh no
>>183490
I still have my Monkey's paw
>>183504
While I'll leave most of the guess work to Posey, Brie discerns two things quickly
The Monster enocuntered by the griffins was of a qualitatively different nature than what attacked them just now. The most recent set more closely mimicked chitin, fur, and in general, recognizable biology than the vaguely dog-like creature did, even if the latter came closer to resembling a known taxonomy than the former.
And second, this was absolutely not disclosed in the briefing.
>>183505
So The island has a vaguely anvil shape. The southwest end and the northwest end both have hills. The party went along the western coast, and to a low point between these two hills where the whaling station was. East and a little north east from there is a narrower part of the island between two bays, like two inverted horseshoes. This is another hill, which the part is going to go climb up to lead to the old village.
The whole area is essentially deserted pastures and fields on rolling hills. Ruined stone walls that demarcated padlocks are still seen.
>>183507
Mala:
"Oh, they have throats to bite and rip out."
>>183509
I hope
When everyone is ready to play, Kira will give everyone the signal that she sees something. But first:
>>183511
Silver gladly gives Mala a big, floofy hug. There's no hesitation, no question as to whether he should or not. He just goes in and gives his friend a hug he very well deserves.
>>183511
Silver gladly gives Mala a big, floofy hug. There's no hesitation, no question as to whether he should or not. He just goes in and gives his friend a hug he very well deserves.
>>183511
>The Monster enocuntered by the griffins was of a qualitatively different nature than what attacked them just now. The most recent set more closely mimicked chitin, fur, and in general, recognizable biology than the vaguely dog-like creature did, even if the latter came closer to resembling a known taxonomy than the former.
Can we identify any of them, or are they unknown, ambiguous homebrew aberrations?
>And second, this was absolutely not disclosed in the briefing.
I'm going to have to make some charisma checks to leverage an additional bonus payment for this. Captain said monster activity would be scarce.... Momma wants a new cape of Charisma.
Also, did the monsters leave anything behind after they left? Body parts? Treasure?
Any alien gems, lovecraftian-god idol sculptures made of precious unknown materials, living-flesh magic items, talismans of unspeakable power, weapons made of the horns and teeth of monsters, or scrolls of aberrant spells?
Posey searches the ground for any loot for this encounter.
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20]
I'm just gonna leave this useful Magic Item Compendium based random treasure generator here:
http://paulmurraycbr.github.io/MICGenerator.html
>The island has a vaguely anvil shape
Based unapologetic fantasy map enjoyer.
Is Skull & Crossbones island close to here?
>>183512
>monster approaching
>hugs come first
Based
Posey joins the group hug, sucking a bit of warmth out of it, but still soft nonetheless.
>The Monster enocuntered by the griffins was of a qualitatively different nature than what attacked them just now. The most recent set more closely mimicked chitin, fur, and in general, recognizable biology than the vaguely dog-like creature did, even if the latter came closer to resembling a known taxonomy than the former.
Can we identify any of them, or are they unknown, ambiguous homebrew aberrations?
>And second, this was absolutely not disclosed in the briefing.
I'm going to have to make some charisma checks to leverage an additional bonus payment for this. Captain said monster activity would be scarce.... Momma wants a new cape of Charisma.
Also, did the monsters leave anything behind after they left? Body parts? Treasure?
Any alien gems, lovecraftian-god idol sculptures made of precious unknown materials, living-flesh magic items, talismans of unspeakable power, weapons made of the horns and teeth of monsters, or scrolls of aberrant spells?
Posey searches the ground for any loot for this encounter.
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20]
I'm just gonna leave this useful Magic Item Compendium based random treasure generator here:
http://paulmurraycbr.github.io/MICGenerator.html
>The island has a vaguely anvil shape
Based unapologetic fantasy map enjoyer.
Is Skull & Crossbones island close to here?
>>183512
>monster approaching
>hugs come first
Based
Posey joins the group hug, sucking a bit of warmth out of it, but still soft nonetheless.
>>183514
Don't forget, assuming the Traveler leaves behind a physical body when killed, we can at least take a trophy with us from the body as proof of its existence. I'm certain ending a potentially world-ending threat from another dimension is worth a few extra thousand Bits at least.
Don't forget, assuming the Traveler leaves behind a physical body when killed, we can at least take a trophy with us from the body as proof of its existence. I'm certain ending a potentially world-ending threat from another dimension is worth a few extra thousand Bits at least.
>>183515
Plus I could preserve it to later reanimate it as a Cthulhu-Zombie to end the world myself :D
Plus I could preserve it to later reanimate it as a Cthulhu-Zombie to end the world myself :D
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>>183512
>>183514
Mala is massive, about on par in terms of mass with Silver and bigger than Posey. He is simultaneously very fluffy with thick fur, fat, and muscular. He wraps his hooves around Silver in his own hug, but then tries to place a leg around Posey when she comes up.
He smiles, and places his chin over Silver. His tail wags.
>>183502
Dust can hear something moving ahead
>>183512
Kira definitely sees something moving towards them
>>183515
Reminder that a camera was a part of the given equipment for the mission
>>183514
>Treasure
With the wind scattering whatever remained, nothing but disturbed soil, a pair of shotgun casings, and three .45 casings are all that imply a struggle took place here.
>unapologetically fantasy map
>I didn't just blatantly copy a real life location in hopes of shortcutting a map and then fail at that
Sure. Completely original, dark fantasy map
>Can we identify them
They are slightly changed published monsters
Posey can instantly tell that while they have some vague resemblance to things she's heard of, something is different about them. Specifically, they shouldn't be materializing and then dematerializing.
>>183516
Based?
>>183514
Mala is massive, about on par in terms of mass with Silver and bigger than Posey. He is simultaneously very fluffy with thick fur, fat, and muscular. He wraps his hooves around Silver in his own hug, but then tries to place a leg around Posey when she comes up.
He smiles, and places his chin over Silver. His tail wags.
>>183502
Dust can hear something moving ahead
>>183512
Kira definitely sees something moving towards them
>>183515
Reminder that a camera was a part of the given equipment for the mission
>>183514
>Treasure
With the wind scattering whatever remained, nothing but disturbed soil, a pair of shotgun casings, and three .45 casings are all that imply a struggle took place here.
>unapologetically fantasy map
>I didn't just blatantly copy a real life location in hopes of shortcutting a map and then fail at that
Sure. Completely original, dark fantasy map
>Can we identify them
They are slightly changed published monsters
Posey can instantly tell that while they have some vague resemblance to things she's heard of, something is different about them. Specifically, they shouldn't be materializing and then dematerializing.
>>183516
Based?
>>183518
>camera
Oooh, Dead Rising shit. That would probably fall to Brie, since he can get better vantage shots
>camera
Oooh, Dead Rising shit. That would probably fall to Brie, since he can get better vantage shots
>>183518
>Mala is massive, about on par in terms of mass with Silver and bigger than Posey. He is simultaneously very fluffy with thick fur, fat, and muscular.
I am choosing to believe that Mala is actually a young Flind Gnoll. It would explain why he's fatter and more charismatic than most
>Specifically, they shouldn't be materializing and then dematerializing
Posey suspects that they might might be summons conjured remotely by a caster. Rolling to confirm this:
[1d20+11 = (5+11) = 16]
>blatantly copy a real life location in hopes of shortcutting a map and then fail at that
All GMs do this. Literally all of them.
>Mala is massive, about on par in terms of mass with Silver and bigger than Posey. He is simultaneously very fluffy with thick fur, fat, and muscular.
I am choosing to believe that Mala is actually a young Flind Gnoll. It would explain why he's fatter and more charismatic than most
>Specifically, they shouldn't be materializing and then dematerializing
Posey suspects that they might might be summons conjured remotely by a caster. Rolling to confirm this:
[1d20+11 = (5+11) = 16]
>blatantly copy a real life location in hopes of shortcutting a map and then fail at that
All GMs do this. Literally all of them.
>>183522
Posey readies herself for battle.
She gives her bone bow to one of her dreads in exchange for the halberd, which she readies against a charge.
The Dread draws back the bowstring and trains an arrow on the incoming creature, readying and attack.
Her other Dread brandishes its sword, ready to charge itself.
Posey readies herself for battle.
She gives her bone bow to one of her dreads in exchange for the halberd, which she readies against a charge.
The Dread draws back the bowstring and trains an arrow on the incoming creature, readying and attack.
Her other Dread brandishes its sword, ready to charge itself.
The figure, smaller than a pony but of an odd shape, moves out through the shadow, a bit left of the old wall.
"Baa"
>>183521
They seemed a bit off for summoned creatures
"Baa"
>>183521
They seemed a bit off for summoned creatures
>>183526
Knowledge, Nature: Kira blinks. Is this just a sheep or a goat or something?
[1d20+3 = (11+3) = 14]
Knowledge, Nature: Kira blinks. Is this just a sheep or a goat or something?
[1d20+3 = (11+3) = 14]
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>pic related, having a small kitten means randomly being informed: "Your hand is a MONSTER, RAWR!"
>>183527
Be a shame if we had a paladin who could sense evil
>>183527
Be a shame if we had a paladin who could sense evil
I guess we're just waiting for Cavalier?
>>183526
>sheep/goat
An emissary of Orcus? Is the bloated goatlord giving me a sign that I must purge these aberrant xeno filth in the name of superior demonic Undeath?
Religion
[1d20+11 = (13+11) = 24]
>>183526
>sheep/goat
An emissary of Orcus? Is the bloated goatlord giving me a sign that I must purge these aberrant xeno filth in the name of superior demonic Undeath?
Religion
[1d20+11 = (13+11) = 24]
As the figure gallops through the mist, it becomes more visible. It's covered in a thick, matted fur that's tinted yellow, and dirty, with small amounts of debris caught in it. Kira can see that it is a sheep, a domestic variety of one, and an ewe.
It gives Kira and also Brie a wide berth, going around Kira to the right, but it doesn't slow down, and it doesn't seem bothered by the party. It moves around with a "Baa"
>>183529
Yes. Yes he is.
It gives Kira and also Brie a wide berth, going around Kira to the right, but it doesn't slow down, and it doesn't seem bothered by the party. It moves around with a "Baa"
>>183529
Yes. Yes he is.
>>183532
Brie waves at Mala, to get his attention, and then nods toward the sheep, following the gesture with a shrug
Brie waves at Mala, to get his attention, and then nods toward the sheep, following the gesture with a shrug
>>183497
Just checking. Are we talking about the same pony? I thought Flowercup was white because it's she that Vir reaches out for.
Just checking. Are we talking about the same pony? I thought Flowercup was white because it's she that Vir reaches out for.
>>183530
Posey approaches to pet the sheep.
She whispers a faint hymn in Abyssal
"שלום רב, בת הכבש. באת להעביר הודעה מהנפוח?"
Posey approaches to pet the sheep.
She whispers a faint hymn in Abyssal
"שלום רב, בת הכבש. באת להעביר הודעה מהנפוח?"
>>183536
Fuck, it didn't paste properly. This is the actual message:
"Greetings, daughter of the lamb. Have you come to deliver a message from the bloated one? I wish my little lamb Gloomy were here to meet you."
Fuck, it didn't paste properly. This is the actual message:
"Greetings, daughter of the lamb. Have you come to deliver a message from the bloated one? I wish my little lamb Gloomy were here to meet you."
>>183537
>GM puts a sheep to send an unholy message of utmost import to Posey
>right before the message is conveyed, Mala eats the messenger
>GM puts a sheep to send an unholy message of utmost import to Posey
>right before the message is conveyed, Mala eats the messenger
The ewe moves around the ponies, and turns around briefly to look back at the party, then starts to proceed the way it was going at a slower speed. Mala leaves the cuddle pile to follow the sheep, clearly curious about it.
>>183534
I thought she was trying to pet Heather.
Flower cup looks up towards the big mare, with ears standing up and cupped.
"Uh, may you what?"
>>183536
>>183537
Roll to pet the sheep
>>183534
I thought she was trying to pet Heather.
Flower cup looks up towards the big mare, with ears standing up and cupped.
"Uh, may you what?"
>>183536
>>183537
Roll to pet the sheep
>>183538
That would mean it's an unholy message from the gnoll-lord.
>>183539
Rolling Charisma (animal handling) to pet the sheep
Applying +2 circumstances bonus, for having successfully identified it.
Posey's Bestial corruption symptom cancels out the penalty from her Unnatural Aura.
[1d20+8 = (17+8) = 25]
That would mean it's an unholy message from the gnoll-lord.
>>183539
Rolling Charisma (animal handling) to pet the sheep
Applying +2 circumstances bonus, for having successfully identified it.
Posey's Bestial corruption symptom cancels out the penalty from her Unnatural Aura.
[1d20+8 = (17+8) = 25]
>>183540
The ewe turns to look back at Posey, and then up to her.
Posey successfully puts its thick fur. It has the feel of wool, although matted, thicker, and with flakes of dirt.
"Baa" It says to her
אם לא הבנת את זה, כן. הדבר הזה מנוגד לאינטרסים שלנו, וצריך לעצור אותו.
Mala approaches
The ewe turns to look back at Posey, and then up to her.
Posey successfully puts its thick fur. It has the feel of wool, although matted, thicker, and with flakes of dirt.
"Baa" It says to her
אם לא הבנת את זה, כן. הדבר הזה מנוגד לאינטרסים שלנו, וצריך לעצור אותו.
Mala approaches
>>183532
Posey produces a set of shears, the one she uses to trim Gloomy
"As a mare who believes in Fate, I have foretold that great fortune will come upon us if we take the time to shear this sheep."
>>183542
Posey puts a hoof up
"If you eat this sheep, you will die a horrible death."
Intimidate
[1d20+17 = (18+17) = 35]
Posey produces a set of shears, the one she uses to trim Gloomy
"As a mare who believes in Fate, I have foretold that great fortune will come upon us if we take the time to shear this sheep."
>>183542
Posey puts a hoof up
"If you eat this sheep, you will die a horrible death."
Intimidate
[1d20+17 = (18+17) = 35]
>>183544
Brie shrugs, ending the gesture by holding one hoof out in Posey's direction, implying general assent/agreement
Brie shrugs, ending the gesture by holding one hoof out in Posey's direction, implying general assent/agreement
>>183544
Kira looks happy that Posey is going to help the poor thing out, as she smiles warmly at the two.
Kira looks happy that Posey is going to help the poor thing out, as she smiles warmly at the two.
>>183542
Posey does not stop Mala from eating the sheep if he intends to do so anyway. She just informs him that eating the sheep will cause him to die a horrible death.
Or maybe it will just turn him into a monster. Who knows?
Posey does not stop Mala from eating the sheep if he intends to do so anyway. She just informs him that eating the sheep will cause him to die a horrible death.
Or maybe it will just turn him into a monster. Who knows?
Mala looks up towards Posey, ears upwards, then has a look of fear in his eyes. He turns and quickly scurries away, whimpering and with his tail between his legs. He hides behind Silver
The Sheep however, is also afraid of Posey, and starts to run away
The Sheep however, is also afraid of Posey, and starts to run away
Somepony get that sheep
>>183552
Kira lunges at the sheep...
She seems to have miscalculated. She misses outright.
Mala is pet and somewhat reassured.
When you Intimidate a target, that target's attitude shifts to "unfriendly" towards you after you leave its presence, as the skill check should work. It seems so much less useful than diplomacy
>>183554
It jumps and dodges out of the way of Posey with a "Baa"
Kira lunges at the sheep...
She seems to have miscalculated. She misses outright.
Mala is pet and somewhat reassured.
When you Intimidate a target, that target's attitude shifts to "unfriendly" towards you after you leave its presence, as the skill check should work. It seems so much less useful than diplomacy
>>183554
It jumps and dodges out of the way of Posey with a "Baa"
>>183556
>It seems so much less useful than diplomacy
Demoralizing is good in combat.
They also added the duel of wills mechanic in the ToB, which lets you get a bonus on attacks when you use it in initiative.
But as a social skill it is the worst.
I still max it out, because Posey is supposed to be a scary conqueress.
It was just a shitpost roll anyway.
Posey pursue's the sheep
Grapple
[1d20+5 = (5+5) = 10]
>It seems so much less useful than diplomacy
Demoralizing is good in combat.
They also added the duel of wills mechanic in the ToB, which lets you get a bonus on attacks when you use it in initiative.
But as a social skill it is the worst.
I still max it out, because Posey is supposed to be a scary conqueress.
It was just a shitpost roll anyway.
Posey pursue's the sheep
Grapple
[1d20+5 = (5+5) = 10]
Again?
Get that sheep
Get that sheep
>>183539
Okay, nice.
She keeps her hoof there as her smile spreads in her nervousness.
"May I touch you?" she says. "You're so cute."
Okay, nice.
She keeps her hoof there as her smile spreads in her nervousness.
"May I touch you?" she says. "You're so cute."
>>183556
Brie will sigh and charge (action)after the sheep, as he do
[1d20+9 = (15+9) = 24] touch attack
Brie will sigh and charge (action)after the sheep, as he do
[1d20+9 = (15+9) = 24] touch attack
>>183556
Silver gives Mala some pets, seeing if that will reassure him moreso. Kira thinks to herself, that's odd... as she whiffs on the lunge and hits the ground with an "Oof!" May she try again to grab the sheep?
Silver gives Mala some pets, seeing if that will reassure him moreso. Kira thinks to herself, that's odd... as she whiffs on the lunge and hits the ground with an "Oof!" May she try again to grab the sheep?
>>183560
Brie has the Sheep
Opposed
[1d20 = 3]
>>183557
>it was just a shitpost roll anyways
Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
It's as much of a shitpost roll as any you've rolled this entire campaign
Posey does not get the sheep
>>183561
Mala is pet, and reassured just a little bit more. Kira on the otherhoof...
Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
Kira can again, but there's probably going to be a bat around it
Brie has the Sheep
Opposed
[1d20 = 3]
>>183557
>it was just a shitpost roll anyways
Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
It's as much of a shitpost roll as any you've rolled this entire campaign
Posey does not get the sheep
>>183561
Mala is pet, and reassured just a little bit more. Kira on the otherhoof...
Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
Kira can again, but there's probably going to be a bat around it
>>183566
"Should I make it quick, or do we want it alive?" Hes oddly expressive with a mask on. Kinda deadpool-esque
"Should I make it quick, or do we want it alive?" Hes oddly expressive with a mask on. Kinda deadpool-esque
>>183559
"Wha" Her ears pop up, and curve. Then she fluffs up, to appear bigger, and thus more intimidating.
"No you're cute!"
"Wha" Her ears pop up, and curve. Then she fluffs up, to appear bigger, and thus more intimidating.
"No you're cute!"
>>183566
>Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
Sorry.
I'm just having fun with this sheep sequence until. Cavalier arrives.
Assuming Kira joins the grapple, Posey begins to shear the sheep.
>Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
This is probably why most ancient Naga learn sorcery.
>Then what the fuck is a serious roll and how am I supposed to tell
Sorry.
I'm just having fun with this sheep sequence until. Cavalier arrives.
Assuming Kira joins the grapple, Posey begins to shear the sheep.
>Kira has heard of how the old lamia die. They become big, old. Slow. Pondersome. They aren't as dexterous as the once were, and when they lunge for prey, they miss. They slowly starve to death, fading away from the world.
This is probably why most ancient Naga learn sorcery.
>>183575
Posey takes as long as necessary to shear the sheep, carefully removing the fleece in one piece.
Posey takes as long as necessary to shear the sheep, carefully removing the fleece in one piece.
>>183566
Nah, that can't be it. Kira's not nearly old enough, or big enough. It must just be a fluke. Still, with Brie having a hold of the sheep, Kira comes over to help with keeping it still. She pets the poor mistreated sheep. "Shhhh, it's okay little sheepy, we're just giving you a nice trim so you can feel better!"
Silver, meanwhile, gives Mala another hug.
Nah, that can't be it. Kira's not nearly old enough, or big enough. It must just be a fluke. Still, with Brie having a hold of the sheep, Kira comes over to help with keeping it still. She pets the poor mistreated sheep. "Shhhh, it's okay little sheepy, we're just giving you a nice trim so you can feel better!"
Silver, meanwhile, gives Mala another hug.
>>183582
Brie's language has been changed from Maori to Welsh
"Baa!"
>>183581
Sure, we've got all the time in the world to sheer a sheep. It's not like there's something time sensitive going on.
>>183585
"Baa"
It seems to be saying to Kira that it's winter in the far north and this is the best time of year to have a thick wool coat
Mala is hugged. He's big, floofy, muscular, and fat
>>183584
Opposed
[1d20+2 = (20+2) = 22]
Brie's language has been changed from Maori to Welsh
"Baa!"
>>183581
Sure, we've got all the time in the world to sheer a sheep. It's not like there's something time sensitive going on.
>>183585
"Baa"
It seems to be saying to Kira that it's winter in the far north and this is the best time of year to have a thick wool coat
Mala is hugged. He's big, floofy, muscular, and fat
>>183584
Opposed
[1d20+2 = (20+2) = 22]
>>183586
You forgot that Mala is also a qt.
Kira: "Yes, yes, I know. But if your wool gets too long then you won't be able to move as well, or even see because it will all be in your eyes. You'll feel so much better after, I promise."
You forgot that Mala is also a qt.
Kira: "Yes, yes, I know. But if your wool gets too long then you won't be able to move as well, or even see because it will all be in your eyes. You'll feel so much better after, I promise."
>>183587
Oh Helll no.
Brie involuntarily lets go of the sheep, his body language betraying a degree of horror, shock, and astonishment.
He ends his action pulling his pistol
Oh Helll no.
Brie involuntarily lets go of the sheep, his body language betraying a degree of horror, shock, and astonishment.
He ends his action pulling his pistol
>>183589
Kira wraps around the sheepy, and holds her hooves out to Brie. She looks at him with a pleading look. "Nonononono, don't hurt her! She's just a little sheepy!"
Kira wraps around the sheepy, and holds her hooves out to Brie. She looks at him with a pleading look. "Nonononono, don't hurt her! She's just a little sheepy!"
Having successfully counter-intimidated Brie, the sheep makes a second attempt at running free
Kira may attack
Kira may attack
>>183594
"You all heard it speak right? It SAID 'Baa', but theree were words. It was batspeak. And,... it was twisted and perverse."
Rolling to calm down (wisdom) [1d20-1 = (2-1) = 1]
"You all heard it speak right? It SAID 'Baa', but theree were words. It was batspeak. And,... it was twisted and perverse."
Rolling to calm down (wisdom) [1d20-1 = (2-1) = 1]
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My Internet is being sketchy right now...
Can I shear the sheep or not?
Can I shear the sheep or not?
>>183601
"Appreciating your manananimous approach, I rolled a modified 1 on my wisdom check, and think that THAT sheep prolly needs to die."
Brie repositions with a clear shot, waiting on other opinions.
"Appreciating your manananimous approach, I rolled a modified 1 on my wisdom check, and think that THAT sheep prolly needs to die."
Brie repositions with a clear shot, waiting on other opinions.
>>183606
He orients the gun upright, clearing the line of fire. "This remains unresolved."
He concludes his statement by re-holstering the pistol. "This stinks worse with every interval. Dont let,... it out of your sight, I wont". He resumes his overhead 40' shit [1d20+8 = (2+8) = 10] spot
He orients the gun upright, clearing the line of fire. "This remains unresolved."
He concludes his statement by re-holstering the pistol. "This stinks worse with every interval. Dont let,... it out of your sight, I wont". He resumes his overhead 40' shit [1d20+8 = (2+8) = 10] spot
>>183603
Having sheared the sheep, Posey places the fleece in her bag.
She then sets the sheep on her way.
"That is settled. Let us go towards the village."
Having sheared the sheep, Posey places the fleece in her bag.
She then sets the sheep on her way.
"That is settled. Let us go towards the village."
Dust watches all this go down with a sense of bemusement and resignment to the fact that his fate is somehow tied to these ponies.
Zanit help him.
Zanit help him.
>>183612
I am obliged to inform you that Posey is controlling two pairs of floating skeletal arms, that are carrying her weapons.
I am obliged to inform you that Posey is controlling two pairs of floating skeletal arms, that are carrying her weapons.
>>183612
It took three of them to catch a small sheep, and even then, they were afraid of it and lost hold of it.
>>183610
Tricky
"Non-ponies. Neither was Solar... why? I haven't really seen many non-ponies... ever, but what's wrong with them?"
Sorrel:
"Changelings are the worst"
Tricky
"Well yeah, Changelings are. But besides Changelings, what is the issue?"
>>183607
Whatever it was that you did to piss off the dice god so much, go apologize and atone for your sins.
Brie has the fortune of Posey sitting down, meaning that his biggest distraction is not so visible, but he still cannot see much in the fog.
It took three of them to catch a small sheep, and even then, they were afraid of it and lost hold of it.
>>183610
Tricky
"Non-ponies. Neither was Solar... why? I haven't really seen many non-ponies... ever, but what's wrong with them?"
Sorrel:
"Changelings are the worst"
Tricky
"Well yeah, Changelings are. But besides Changelings, what is the issue?"
>>183607
Whatever it was that you did to piss off the dice god so much, go apologize and atone for your sins.
Brie has the fortune of Posey sitting down, meaning that his biggest distraction is not so visible, but he still cannot see much in the fog.
>>183569
>she fluffs up
^^
Vir blinks and puts down her hoof. Then a pink blush spreads out on her cheeks.
"You think I'm cute?" she asks.
>she fluffs up
^^
Vir blinks and puts down her hoof. Then a pink blush spreads out on her cheeks.
"You think I'm cute?" she asks.
>>183614
Dark Star considers how much of his spaghetti he should spill
"Simply put they're not like us and in my opinion they have no business being here, they all hold contempt and jealousy for us, because we are superior, you can just take a look at history and that proves it, zebras are the worst most detestable of all the non pony races.
They come with their filthy striped hooves held out asking for hoofouts that the previous regime of the princesses were more than happy to give. they are stupid, smelly, violent and expect to be treated equally to ponies, when doing this wouldn't elevate them to our level, but drag us down to theirs, in conclusion zebrica should be burned and salted"
Dark Star considers how much of his spaghetti he should spill
"Simply put they're not like us and in my opinion they have no business being here, they all hold contempt and jealousy for us, because we are superior, you can just take a look at history and that proves it, zebras are the worst most detestable of all the non pony races.
They come with their filthy striped hooves held out asking for hoofouts that the previous regime of the princesses were more than happy to give. they are stupid, smelly, violent and expect to be treated equally to ponies, when doing this wouldn't elevate them to our level, but drag us down to theirs, in conclusion zebrica should be burned and salted"
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