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Occupied Equestria - Lighthouse?
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183000
Continuing
1209 replies and 40 files omitted.
The Floof and The Noodle
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No.183622
183623 183624 183625
>>183621
Friendly snek hug time!
[1d20+13 = (2+13) = 15]
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183623
183638
>>183621
>>183622
I swear...
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183624
183625 183638
[1d20-1 = (14-1) = 13] rolling again to.calm down
>>183622
With +23 circumstance bonus cuz dubs and hugs
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183625
>>183622
>>183624
2x 15 gang gang, Brie isnt freaked.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183627
However, Brie still thinks killing the sheep is a good n idea
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183628
183638
>>183614
How far are we from the village?
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183629
183630 183631
>>183616
The zeeb is indeed pat. While his expression doesn't change, his tail does swish a bit and his ears do flick a little.
>>183613
Dust lets out a deep sigh, he plods up to Posey and taps her on the shoulder. His expression can only read as... Umbrage as he gestures towards the arms.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183630
>>183629
>shoulder
Withers. FUCK
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183631
183639
>>183629
"Yes?" she replies, feeling the tap on the wither
She notices the gesture
"Oh, are you wondering where I got these? They were gifts from a friend of mine, in as a reward for some religious services. I am glad I brought them along."
>>183614
>Brie has the fortune of Posey sitting down, meaning that his biggest distraction is not so visible
uwu
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183634

Brie begins most jovially and ALMOST charismatically, but gradually deepening in intensity, speed, and harmonic pitch.
"I appreciate the wont to be generous to the small sheep. It certainly seems otherwise innocuous, only needing a prestidigitation spell and a meal to make right as rain, but I'll also suggest - crazy that this may sound - this particular sheep spoke to me in a language Ive only ever heard a couple times that 'Im not supposed to admit to being able to recognize."
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183638
183640 183641 183642 183643 183647 183650 183652 183665 183694 183719
Mended Horn group - please assume a formation and communicate that formation to me. Clearly.

>>183617
poof
The filly is fluffed up now, and comes closer towards equaling Vir's great size advantage over her

"Well uh, you said I'm 'cute'. You know what? I think you're cute."
She scrunchy stares at the mare.

>>183618
The ewe turns to look back towards Brie

>>183619
It's not like he's trying to fuck them. Reveal your Power Level. Dark Star needs training trying to convince normies of his grand plan, anyways. These are displacies; they should be easier to convince than the average mare.

Sorrel:
"That seems a little strong to say that they hold contempt for us. Like... are we really superior? I know we ponies have a long history but... surely they have some too, right?"

Tricky:
"Although if somepony is going to be receiving hoof outs, shouldn't it be other ponies? We can't even get jobs here."

Roll Diplomacy or Charisma to try to persuade them further.

>in conclusion zebrica should be burned and salted
Absolutely fucking based.

>>183623
Now you've infected Kira with the bad luck! And she was the luckiest member of the party!

>>183624
>+23
I'm sorry. If it were with both Kira and Mala I could accept a +23, but as it is with only Kira I'm going to have to cut that to a +14

>>183628
It's still a trek
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183639
>>183631
Dust's eyes narrow as an eyebrow cocks
"You and me both know
That's not what I mean
These are not your arms
And that causes alarm
To necromancy I am not green
So please my dear, cut the crow"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183640
>>183638
Kira takes point again. Silver gets in behind her because they'll need a pony who can speak Cyrillic/Severyanan when they encounter the Stalliongraders.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183641
>>183638
Its a crossed out 2, +3 cus argued circumstance, so 16
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183642
183643
>>183638
>please assume a formation and communicate that formation to me. Clearly.
I think the same formation as last time is appropriate.

Posey's Dreads fly remain on either side of her.

Silver has the most HP, so maybe he should be in the front.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183643
183645
>>183638
>>183642
Dust will be in the middle near Posey, mainly to keep an eye on the mare. And hopefully to get some answers
Are we getting ready to do combat? I need to know like now cause I was just asked if I could go do something
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183645
183669
2927130__suggestive_rarity_female_pony_solo_mare_clothes_simple+background_unicorn_smiling_blushing_looking+at+you_solo+female_butt_horn_plot_socks_l.jpg
>>183643
>mainly to keep an eye on the mare
Posey gives a bit of a smug grin
"Do you see something that you like?"
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183647
183649
>>183638
I had put Brie in a flanking position wrt Kira before the sheep. He would revert there, assuming this gets reaolved, but emhe still has the sheep at 25' gunpoint
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183649
183651
>>183647
Atm he
And consider it a ready action to shoot if the sheep runs do it
Dark Star
436040d
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No.183650
183664
>>183638
[1d20+5 = (15+5) = 20]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183651
183652
>>183649
It doesn't have to run. We're walking away from it.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183652
183664
>>183651
I hope you and all appreciate, Im not trying to be cruel. i am starting with 'business as usual' for Brie, increasingly as he goes down tbe rabbit hole, both morally and existentially. Having said,...
>>183638
Pop pop I'll roll an attCk roll, but Brie would kinda yeah
Anonymous
0f088ee
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No.183654
183664
>how to get cursed by Orcus 101
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183657
183659
>>183655
Rosey makes an attack of opportunity to disarm with her halberd Brie bas he fires
[1d20+5 = (18+5) = 23]
With a free action Demoralize check
Intimidate
[1d20+17 = (3+17) = 20]
Also DC 21 Frightful Presence

Both of her Dreads make disarm AoOs
Sword
[1d20+7 = (9+7) = 16]
Bow (Claw)
[1d20+3 = (20+3) = 23]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183658
Sprry. I forgor.boundaries. has screenshot, wanting to shoot
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183659
183660
>>183657
Disarm:
1. Provokes AoO
2. Assumes more.or less ready
3. Profit
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183660
183661 183662 183666
>>183659
So. Attack roll in opposition of disarm [1d20+9 = (16+9) = 25]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183661
183666
>>183660
Trip attack [provoking attack of opportunity]
Anonymous
0f088ee
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No.183662
>>183660
Your're holding a ranged weapon, so you don't have anything to AoO.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183664
183677
>>183650
Sorrel
"Yeah, I don't really know zebras very well, but I do think it would have been better if the princesses had focused on, you know, killing changelings."

Tricky:
"Are zebras really that bad though?"

>>183654
>>183652
So there's two ways to look at this.

Either Brie is so horribly cursed that he absolutely cannot afford another curse, or

Maybe this is the best chance to break the curse.
Anonymous
d5919c5
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No.183665
183671
>>183638
Size advantage is now nullified. Rolling [1d20+99 = (18+99) = 117] opposed cuteness

Vir smirks.

"Well what should we do with a cute filly like me then?" Vir says gets low like a predator while closing the gap between them. "Does she deserve to be pet?"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183666
183667 183671
>>183661
>>183660
You didn't specify a target: who takes the AoO? Posey, or her two minions?
Also, Will saves for the Demoralize and Frightful Presence.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183667
183668 183671
>>183666
Hold up. Theres necessary clarity here Satan

Brie did shoot the sheep 2x, with 24 on both attack rolls (arguably both 22, but w/e)
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183668
183671
>>183667
AoO is resolved before the action.
One of the Dreads rolled a Nat 20 to disarm you, do you were not able to shoot, unless you roll another nat 20 to oppose the disarm.
Anonymous
46ef9b0
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No.183669
183678
>>183645
"I am prepared to cut you a deal
In your place I would consider it a steal
So please hear of my mission
And ponder carefully my conditions

Necromancers of the north
And the terrors they give birth
Leagues of the undead
Have yet to turn a pony's head

Connections you seem to own
Connection that I wish I would have known
In my quest for the information
You could provide me with some revelations

I must kill undead this is true
But I may yet strike a deal with you
For a time you I can spare
If information you will bear

If you do not antagonize
I can turn a few blind eyes
But in return I ask
More info after our task"
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183670
Y'all interrupted, thanks Xp

The thing about a fluid trap supression system is that it ISNT quiet, its just not unbearably loud. Instead of a gunshot, a loud clapping of the hooves
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183671
183674 183678 183681 184158
>>183665
terrified squeaky
As if hit by a direct solar flare, blown away by by Vir's cuteness

She cowers in fear
squeaky

>>183668
>>183667
>>183666
Why are you engaging in PvP over a stupid sheep?

Why does Posey have these bullshit "hey I get two extra free attacks with free hands at full attack bonus while I can use my hands hooves to cast spells just because hehe"?

Why is Brie within Posey's AoE radius when he can literally fly and there are no physical impediments to him moving away?

I mean I guess if you're having fun, then sure, it's fine. But it's mind boggling to me.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183673
183678
Also to reiterate, Brie would be operating on a ready action to operate a firearm. There is no way Rpsey can position themselves to intercept without intercepting now (which will be bad, I warned you about this)
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183674
>>183671
Im trying to be nice, should I nt? Xp
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183675
183681
So, does anyone have any REAL reason Brie ISNT about to shoot the sheep?
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183676
184158
large[1].png
Flowercup being blown away by Vir's cuteness, colorized
Dark Star
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No.183677
183679
>>183664
"They're even worse than I made them out to be, they're loathsome, detestable, hate able, Nature's mistake. Look at zebrica, they didn't even have the wheel there, before We found them on the Worst continent to ever exist."
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183678
183680
>>183669
"Umm, I don't know what you are talking about..."
Bluff
[1d20+14 = (20+14) = 34]
"Is this about my helpers here?" She says, referring to her
I can assure you that they are harmless."
>>183671
>Why are you engaging in PvP over a stupid sheep?
Because I like the sheep, and Posey believes it is a sign of fate.
If I intended PvP, I would have just attacked his body, not disarm.
>Why does Posey have these bullshit "hey I get two extra free attacks with free hands at full attack bonus while I can use my hands hooves to cast spells just because hehe"?
She's not casting any spells. She did cast any last combat either (she cast chill touch before the fight).
>Why is Brie within Posey's AoE radius when he can literally fly and there are no physical impediments to him moving away?
He said he was next to Kira, and Posey is right behind Kira. Posey also has a reach weapon.
>>183673
Posey is right next to you.
And you said your readied action was if it ran away. It did not run away.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183679
183688
>>183677
Hmmm... Roll another diplomacy roll to impart wisdom.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183680
183682 183684
>>183678
Reeeeee I was offering you an OUT for obvious displays of necromancy you horn head.
Sense motive I guess [1d20+4 = (10+4) = 14]
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183681
183683 183691 183699
>>183671
>free hands
Are you referring to the Dreads?
The Artaaglith animated them back in the swamp. They've been folded up in Posey's bag ever since.
They are not full attack bonus.
>>183675
Do not kill the sacred sheep. The sheep is Rosey's friend.
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183682
>>183680
Dust is heavily suspicious of this bitch, but he's backing off.

For now
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183683
183685 183699
>>183681
If it hasnt run, it hasnt gotten shot
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183684
183689
>>183680
On the basis that you got +20 to that check for an obvious lie, it could be a tie.

Rosey Ring humors him anyway.
"But I do know quite a bit of... Dark magic subjects. What is the knowledge that you seek?"
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183685
183691 183697
>>183683
Kira is still insistent on not shooting the sheepy. She will be very cross if sheepy is shot.
Dark Star
436040d
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No.183688
183699
>>183679
[1d20+5 = (17+5) = 22]
Defiant Dust
46ef9b0
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No.183689
183690 183699
>>183684
"Knowledge on raising of the dead
To take me where my fate has lead"
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183690
183743
>>183689
>raising the dead
"I do not know any such spell. My knowledge of reanimation is purely hypothetical."
(This is not a lie, unlike Clerics, who get it at lvl 5, Dread Necromancers only get animate dead at lvl 8)

"But I do know of it. In fact, I could talk about it all day." She says, with a bit of a geeky expression
"What sort of questions can I help you with?"
Anonymous
32c72dd
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No.183691
183693
>>183681
>>183685
Appreciated, but there isnt a pony in 100mi who knows the phrase that tjis fucking sheep just said to Brie.

Im trying to be compromising, bur blat blat imo, and Inhave deuce 24's
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183693
183695
>>183691
You also got a nat 20 AoO to disarm you.
And you don't preemptively roll readied attacks. Either you shoot it or you don't.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183694
>>183638
How long would it take us to reach the village from here? I'm asking to see if I should pre-cast any spells.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183695
183696 183699
>>183693
Uhm, sorry, but fuck your dreads. Addy has dreds, is she in play? No. So anyway.
I would attempt to discourage you, but this is what, our 12th?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183696
183698
>>183695
Would Brie still shoot the sheepy even if Kira looked at him with her cutest pleading face?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183697
183699 183700
>>183685
Kira is the only thing preventing Brie from double tapping, atm
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183698
>>183696
Be wise
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183699
183706 183717 183743
>>183688
Tricky:
"Wow... You know, I saw a zebra as a cook in a restaurant I went to see if there was help wanted. And I thought, or really, I am thinking, why does that zebra get the roll and not me? I am a better cook, surely, as is Sorrel here... I hadn't really thought of it that way until you said something about it... But yeah, you're right."

>>183681
>Do not kill the sacred sheep. The sheep is Rosey's friend.
Oh, but Mala can just be run off when he's in the way

>>183683
Oh it's going to run. It ain't going to stick around

>>183689
Mala cautiously moves up
"Another undead hunter?"

>>183695
>>183697
Brie gets the sense that the sheep is popular.

Perhaps his best move is to speak in person as to why the sheep should not be so popular
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183700
>>183697
Kira: "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssse?"

Kira looks at Brie with her big, pleading lamia eyes.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183701
183702 183703 183704 183719
Okay, again:

Physically, where is everyone relative to each other?
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183702
>>183701
Kira's taken point to scout for danger. Silver is just behind because the party will need him to speak with the Stalliongraders.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183703
>>183701
I assumed kira was at 12 o clock, and Brie was toward 10 or 11
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183704
>>183701
Posey is somewhere behind Silver, talking to Dusty.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183706
183707
>>183699
"Alright, I'll TRY to emphasize why this sheep needs to die. Am I being hyperbolic in my phrasing? Certainly! Does the sheep possess unwarranted knowledge? Uncontestably

Thats my preliminary argument

Or blat blat
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183707
183709
>>183706
Mala blinks
"It's just a sheep."
Anonymous
0f088ee
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No.183708
I have to step out to cook dinner. Brb in 30-45 mins
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183709
183710
Brie expresses visible exasperaton. Still, the pistol is on the sheep
>>183707
Kek

Hw still hasnt fired, nor relaxed

Fine time for it to bolt if so inclined
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183710
183711 183712
>>183709
May I attempt again to see if a friendly snek hug can get him to relax?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183711
>>183710
Can't fire a ranged weapon while grappled hugged. Do it.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183712
183713 183718
>>183710
Yes, but meta. Ill roll the ammended (cuz comf hugs) roll now. But Brie got some funstyle splainin to do
[1d20+12 = (19+12) = 31]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183713
183714
>>183712
Slappity slappity, dont get bappity
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183714
183715
>>183713
No Combat reflexes, which means you've spent your AoO and can't prevent Posey's Dread from disarming you.
[1d20+7 = (13+7) = 20]
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183715
De-escalating.

Brie wants it dead. But doesnt want to make ponies angry
>>183714
You and your silliness. I try to play fair, and almost win every time
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183716
183720
If the disarm is successful, Posey uses her other Dread to shoo away the sheep with a Run action (it has Frightful Presence), while Brie is still disarmed.

This would resolve the situation.
Dark Star
436040d
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No.183717
183719 184207
>>183699
Dark Star Sneers as she talks about the zebra in the kitchen cooking food
"Filth, i bet they don't even wash their filthy striped hooves degenerate scum."
He smiles at them then says
"I bet you two could, make the best waffles."
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
?
No.183718
>>183712
Eh, might at well try it. Snek hug!
[1d20+13 = (13+13) = 26]
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
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No.183719
183727 183733 183736
I'm here!

>>183506
"The way you describe it implies that this 'Far Realm' you know of is larger than our own universe.", Cavaliere remarks.

>>183502
He also notices Mala's remark and the cleric's response. "I don't see any good reason to butcher and eat sapient creatures," he comments to Silver with evident disapproval. "I am a griffon and I eat meat, while you are a pony. Where are your harmonist morals and why are you dismissing one of those most basic principles as a mere 'social norm'?"

>>183514
>Can we identify any of them, or are they unknown, ambiguous homebrew aberrations?
I would assume you need ranks in dungeoneering knowledge to even try.

>>183518
>Reminder that a camera was a part of the given equipment for the mission
I forgot who took it

>>183522
>>183530
"I am surprised any livestock has survived this long on an abandoned island," he mutters.

>>183582
Calm down, Welshman

>>183638
>>183701
Cavaliere sticks with Silver, abetter of cannibals or not, and discusses the approach to the village with him. Mainly, that as Silver is the only one to speak Severanyan he is their sole interpreter. Stealth is useless now because of the gunshots and an open, honest approach would be best. Silver should talk with the Commissar but the party should keep an avenue open for retreat since communists cannot be trusted. Of course, he should stick with the pirates alibi and under no circumstances admit working for New Baltimare. The griffon sealers should be kept hidden and away from the village.

>>183717
I think Dark Star should tone down the rhetoric if he wants to get anywhere with the average pony
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183720
183721
>>183716
If the shut the fuck up
GMs turn
U, shush and I will
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183721
183724 183736
>>183720
Are you going to oppose the disarm or not?
Also Kira has you grappled.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183722
I'm still here for another 30 minutes, btw
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183723
183731
<If they get dreads, I get the gatli g, right?
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183724
183725
>>183721
No, fuck you
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183725
183726 183736
>>183724
So no, you don't resist the disarm?
Good then.
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183726
183731
>>183725
GM
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183727
183728 183735 183736
>>183719
ZEBRA DETECTED
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183728
183729
>>183727
Dust is the zigger

One job
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183729
183730
>>183728
Everyone is a zigger to me man
Anonymous
4ca0085
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No.183730
183732
>>183729
CAn we have this convo when Broe isnt 1000km away?
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183731
183736 183738
>>183726
I'll be clear.
So long as you are about to shoot this sheep, I will use every method at my disposal to prevent it. My characters actions are just as valid as yours.
A ranged attacks provoke AoO, and both of Posey's minions can fly.
>>183723
Go buy one then.
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183732
>>183730
Sure
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
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No.183733
183735
>>183719
Glad you are here, but I am going to have to leave to serve dinner in a little bit.
Cavaliere
1f2bfe5
?
No.183735
183737
>>183727
No, Cavaliere is a griffon.

>>183733
Not a problem, let's pick up after.
GM Pony
098a2d5
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No.183736
183740
>>183719
Mala
"What? No..." Mala looks away, lowers his head and ears, and his eyes dart back and forth

>>183721
>>183725
He's upset that you're trying to use bullshit cheese hax in PvP

Which... Yeah. he should be

>>183727
Acshually, he's a black griffin

>>183731
Dude, it's a fucking sheep

I don't know if this is the silliest thing to get caught up over, but it's pretty damn close
Dark Star
436040d
?
No.183737
>>183735
>Claws Rubbing.wav
Anonymous
4ca0085
?
No.183738
183739 183740
>>183731
If posey is willing to make so strong a stance, they should make as strong a case

Or risk getting shot
The Floof and The Noodle
c70f29f
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No.183739
>>183738
Kira's case is that it's the fog messing with everyone's minds. Also that she's really cute and she doesn't want sheepy to be shot.
Rosey "Posey" Ring
0f088ee
?
No.183740
183741 183742
>>183736
>bullshit cheese
How is a disarm check bullshit cheese? It's basically SRD material.
>>183738
>Or risk getting shot
I'll take it if the sheep gets away in that time.

"I will not let you harm to this sheep. This sheep is a messenger of fate. Stand down."