Continuing, and hopefully introducing new characters.
And on the wrong damn post number
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>>178787>80 is too many"You don't understand. This is a 440 foot freighter with five cargo holds that can carry at least twenty two million pounds of dry cargo, including hundreds of tanks, or tens of millions of rounds of ammunition. Fifty is a light crew for a vessel that size. And twenty marines with it is about the minimum just to man the anti-aircraft guns. It's dangerous, to be sure, if all of those are armed and against you. But your mission is not to seize the
Kostroma. It is to rescue a few ponies, burn two engines and a radar, and leave.
As for Ammunition, make do. Borrow some from the communists if you have to."
"Another thing. Your group will be given at least one two way radio, a set of explosives, and a camera. The camera is specifically to take pictures of the destroyed KS-19's engines and radar to confirm the torch.
And while it may be an option... any requests for possible requisition of armor, weapons, ammunition, or utility items? I can't promise a request will be granted, but it may be considered."
>>178792Rosey Ring requests part of the payment up front to pay for the Swan Boat feather Token.
Also a piece of black fabric and some good ol' white lead paint, to paint a pirate flag to put on her polearm.
And any other pieces of pirate cosplay (hat, toy parrot, if available.
>>178793>And while it may be an option... any requests for possible requisition of armor"A set of magic armor would be greatly appreciated, but otherwise I think I am prepared. Perhaps a tower shield, to provide cover from incoming fire. Maybe a Cloak Of Thorns.
>weapons"If you have any least or lesser augmentation crystals, I would appreciate using one, such as a lifedrinking crystal or an energy assault crystal."
Also, a flamethrower, perhaps? I'm not a big firearms mare, but I'm able to use a flamethrower."
>ammunition"I am proficient in a compound bow. Perhaps explosive ammunition? Grenade arrows? Grenades in general? Noxious Smokesticks? Tanglefoot bags?"
She lights up
"Eggshell Dust grenades. So cheap, yet so effective. I only brought a hornful with me, but if you have any I'll take them."
>utility items"I STRONGLY SUGGEST investing in that Swan Boat feather token. It could mean a world of difference." She says again
"Otherwise, well, I could use scrolls or wands of any black weave or necromancy spells, although I would expect you to just have those lying around. Perhaps an amber amulet of vermin, I know they're not too pricey."
"I believe a healing belt or wand of lesser vigor could be worthwhile, although it's not a priority for me."
"And well... I could always use a new cape of charisma..."
Posey is a greedy mare.
>>178794>would expect*would NOT expect
>>178793>>178794Silver: "Uh...hmm...I think I will stick with my request for ammo, flares, and also maybe medical supplies."
>>178796>>178793"Just the feather token would be okay though..." Rosey Ring follows up
>>178785Cavaliere raises an eyebrow as he turns his head to watch her. He takes a Knowledge: Arcana to see if Posey's armor looks enchanted in some way.
[1d20+7 = (16+7) = 23]>>178792"I suppose the sheer quantity is the reason behind that freighter's value.">>178793"I will need a couple boxes of forty-five calibre ammunition at least. In addition, a camouflage net or tarp would be essential to hide on this barren island. As for freezing survivors, would you happen to have any chemical mixtures that would provide heat without light? Defiant Dust might make use of those, since a fire would give away our position."
>>178798You can't tell if an item is magic just by looking at it, lol.
But you can tell this barfing isn't magical because it doesn't even look masterwork. It looks like a cumbersome and grotesque patchwork of the bones of various demons. It actually looks like it would hamper its user in combat (-2 to attack rolls), but that's worth it for getting to demoralize on attacks.
>>178794>A set of magic armor"We have multiple varieties of armor, but not magical armor"
>Swan feather token"Fine. We can try to locate one and have it available in Manehattan"
>If you have any least or lesser augmentation crystals, I would appreciate using one, such as a lifedrinking crystal or an energy assault crystal."Huh?"
>lifedrinking crystal >Energy assault crystal"Ohhhhh" Shoal Water opens his jacket, pulls out a suspicious looking can, walks over, and hoofs it to Posey
"Here you go." It is a purple can with the words "PONYTHIRST" in white letters along its side.
>A flamethrower"That's a bit beyond what we can allot. You aren't necessarily missing that much. Flamethrowers are extremely heavy, explody, not bullet-proof, and much less effective in open areas, which this is.
>explosive arrowsHe rubs his chin
"Possible, though it may have to meet you in Manehattan"
>eggshell dust grenades"Viable"
>Amulet of vermin"Hmmm... Maybe?"
>scrolls or wands of any black weave or necromancy spells"I've never heard of 'black weave' unless you're talking about mane extensions, and as for necromancy, would you believe me if I told you that it is not a regular part of our combat mage spells?"
>I could always use a new cape of charisma"Ha, I could too."
>>178796>AmmoYes
>FlaresA few could be spared, yes
>Medical suppliesYes. And you will need it
>>178798>"I suppose the sheer quantity is the reason behind that freighter's value.""That may be, yes. It could have carried an entire factory over there, and then most of a forest on the way back. Then again, I don't know what the rush would be. But sending fuel oil there... That, it could be."
>ammunition"Yes, we can do that"
>Camoflauge"I... think so? It may need to meet you elsewhere."
>chemical mixtures"I think we have that, yes"
>>178794>>178801Kira:
gasp "You can make arrows
explode!?"
>>178801>"PONYTHIRST"Posey looks at the can, and decides to open it later.
>"Hmmm... Maybe?""A scorpion amulet costs even less than the feather token. Do consider it while we are on our way..."
Gonna make a Charisma check to leverage Posey's charm
[1d20+6 = (19+6) = 25]>>178802"Yes. You can also make ones that split into three copies, which is great if you also have a splitting bow, and cast Arrowsplit on top of it. Really great if make it an alchemist's razorfeather dragonsbreath arrow."
(This is why Mystic Ranger is better. Early access to Arrowsplit is awesome)
>>178803Kira's eyes almost seem to glaze over at Posey saying "alchemist's razorfeather dragonsbreath arrow".
Kira: "Uh...we just have these..." Kira pulls out an arrow from one of the two quivers on her person. The arrow seems to be an entirely mundane steel-tipped barbed arrow intended primarily for hunting. Thankfully, the lack of plate armor or even just metal armor on modern soldiers means that even these should be effective against any soldiers they come across, and would be an absolute pain to try to remove or treat. It should be noted that the arrow appears to be of excellent craftsponyship, and looks to be it's hoofmade rather than made in a factory. She may have even made them herself.
>>178784"I do hate to repeat myself. Where IS the quartermaster?"
>>178774As you wish
>>178775Sense motive
[1d20+8 = (18+8) = 26]"My my, it seems ponies are quick to demand answers right up until one offers to give then freely and under a veil of truth!" He seems slightly offended, "Very well, glad am I that we can dispense with this superscilious game of 20 questions and get to business like adults."
>>178798
All magical equipment must - prior to enchantment - be "masterwork" quality (+1 nonmagical) which you can ascertain through an "appraise" check
>>178794The zeeb hears the word "necromancy" and immediately snaps out of whatever prayers he's been muttering in tbe corner. His eyes narrow as he stares at Posey. He's tense, but it doesn't look like he's going to do anything yet. He will be watching a bit closer than before now, however.
>>178811Roll Arcana to see if you know what blackweave spells are, and how they differ from spells that animate the dead (of which Posey has none, yet).
Or ask in character.
Hmmm, does Posey really think she can avoid being Kira's friend that easily?
>>178806"There are a couple problems with your plan good Captain, but before we get into that I hope you'll indulge my curiosity. Where do these fine ponies fit into your scheming little plan? It seems unnecessary to link them to a major international incident as changeling collaborators, and I'll wager they will have a much more difficult time of replacing their documents than I will. I credit the cleverness of your idea, but you see these ponies can't survive as fugitive criminals."
He pauses, and allows the idea to sink in around.
"And then there's the question of if I refuse! Surely you won't drag me away to toss my body in the vicinity just to satisfy your preplanned narrative, and if you tried there are several here who I am confident wouldn't stand for it regardless of what they think of me. So tell me Captain, tell me everything."
[1d20+5 = (6+5) = 11] Intimidation
>>178812Oh he doesn't know anything about that. But she did specifically say necromancy. He doesn't care if it's to raise the dead or control them, you've tipped him off
>>178817Oh well. I guess we'll see how it plays out.
Eh, its 2 digits at least
Keep in mind, all Brie has on/with him is a nmidnight blue vest with finely embroidered pink pinstripes, and a small tea set.
>>178816Bluff: Now it's Silver's turn to try to give Brie a secret message to stop it, in an attempt to cut him off from angering Shoal Water.
[1d20 = 16]
>>178806Yes, it’s a threat. It’s directed specifically at Brie. Whether the details of the threat are true… it seems to be made up on the spot. But the message is clear. He who fucks around, shall sooner or later, most assuredly find out.
“The quartermaster is elsewhere. He works for R&M, not me. I will call him so your equipment may meet you at the airport. Any items that are more difficult to procure or budget for can be acquired from the naval base at Manehattan and meet you at the airport there.”
>>178816Shoal Water, feigning surprise,
“It would be unnecessary, wouldn’t it? Completely unnecessary. As for these… ponies… I have stated already where they fit into my plans. Thus far I trust them to execute their part. And if you refuse? Well, tell us now. We’re not paying for your return from Manehattan if you aren’t up to the task.”
>>178812Neither the Paladin nor the Cleric need arcana to know that Posey just asked for necromancy spells in front of everyone.
>>178821When do you want to start the crawl, GM?
I think we've made all necessary preparations. I have this evening off.
>>178821"Oh for Celestia's sake are you still on about what I might do? After you basically acknowledged a plan to strategically false-flag an alliance with Stalliongrad? I swear, everytime I get contacted by the government somepony tries to slip a knife in my back somewhere along the way, whether to advance their career, fatten their bank account, or stick it to an Empire that I have frignteningly little to do with. I think it is beyond time for a little compelled honesty for several reasons."
>>178823Silver: "I feel we can discuss this
after we rescue those navy ponies and blow up those airship components. Arguing with pony who is giving us mission is not very good business decision."
>>178823Bruh, don't push the potential consequences of a failed intimidation check against our quest-giver.
>>178824"It would make for a vastly worse business decision to engage in an agreement that is inherently a trap. Are you saying that honesty is a bridge too far, given what is being asked?"
>>178826"Something you might consider is that in certain parts of the world, my head fetches a higher bounty than is being offered for this entire mission. I envy the naïvete that you seem to enjoy in your operational capacity, but I would be long dead if I didn't hedge every bet and hold every bit of security available. You think I'm being unreasonable? I've been part of a squad that was betrayed and left to die once already."
>>178823"Well, you've tried to intimidate me on... two, occasions, I think? You've been trying to go around me to acquire explosives on at least two occasions. You're not exactly inspiring confidence here.
Literally what even is your motivation here for being antagonistic towards me? I'm trying to offer you 3,000 bits and the opportunity to loot and kill, and your response is to be hostile to
me? Just.... what? I don't get it.
And yes, I am telling you that if you fuck me over, I will make it unpleasant for you. I will leave the exact details of the punishment up to Staliongrad or the Changeling Hegemony, as they will surely do a better job than I could. Why do I tell you and only you, and not the other six?
Because they aren't hostile for no fucking reason. Now stop.
And no. I can't cast 'Zone of Truth,' though I'm flattered that you think I can."
>>178827"I were you right now, I would keep that bounty on your head a secret from your teammates here.
I've told you very explicitly exactly what I want out of all of you. I want my own soldiers back, I want our technology kept secret, and I want everything done quietly. Do that, and I will reward you handsomely. Fail, well that's disappointing, I'll look for help elsewhere. Deliberately fuck all of us over? Stalliongrad and the Changelings will fight over who gets to decide your punishment."
>>178828"And what, aside from the insinuations of some hyper-sensitive ponies and a little colorful banter on my part suggests I won't comply to the letter?
Remember, I'm the reason your reports were written. I'm sure they list something to the degree of "Potential liability, but unquestionably effective." or any variation thereof. I have emphasized for explosives because I anticipate they will be necessary - an anticipation that has been confirmed, as details emerge - because from the little you've told me we're likely dealing with a commandeered freighter that for reasons yet to be determined were likely able to get the drop on a 10 pony crew of professional military. This already suggests that it isn't Stalliongrad, but you already know that, don't you?"
"A bit more information, since Mr. Cavalierie asked. I don't believe that the
Kostroma was carrying a full load of ore or timber or whatever it was. The ship was only medium-low in the water, and going at an unusually high speed, and this was true even before it got to Sirius, and did not change thereafter."
>>178829"Okay, so this is about that damned freighter. Fair enough I suppose. First of all, it really isn't that hard to shoot down a blimp that's been following you for days. The ship has a 120 mm gun and 20mm canons. All that it would take is the KS-19 to get a little to close, and the will to do it. Admittedly I didn't expect either, yet here we are.
I have no idea what is or was on that freighter. It may have been empty, had a jammed rudder, or even been derelict for all I know. The only thing I know for
damn sure is that I do not trust my own government to get them home because they are more concerned with that damned ship. I don't care what was on that freighter. I care that Military Intelligence caused one of
my blimps to be lost pursuing it. And frankly, you should hope that you aren't dealing with Stalliongrad. Do you really want to deal with an 80 pony crew
and an army contingent both fighting together against you?"
>>178829>>178830Silver, who has already staked his reputation on advocating for Brie's loyalties, looks at the bat with a glare that is asking - no, telling - him to please just drop it.
Silver: "
Whatever it is, I know that we as group can handle it. We are meant to be professionals, after all. We will get those ponies home safe and sound, and make sure that radar and propulsion system is destroyed."
>>178830"I,... we... I think, can handle a Stalliongrad battallion. I'm more concerned that it might be a more coordinated paramilitary group, taking advantage of certain appearances to get the drop on, commandeer, and utilize an industrial freighter, and then compromise a military airship. I reiterate, the necessary coordination - disciplined coordination - suggests that at best Salliongrad may be involved but not calling the shots."
Just gonna throw this out there,...
Zone of Truth is a 2nd level Cleric spell
OOC: It's probably (definitely) not a good idea to waste all of our spell slots on things that are absolute non-issues before we even get to Manehattan, much less Mended Horn.
To clarify, Zone of Truth would bind every player speaking (who wilfully fails their saving throw) to not go against anythingbthey said during the spell (cuz otherwise it would be false).
There are exceptions for people pushing their will save, but I argue that a willful save could be detected by a spot and/or sense motive check.
The point is, ooc, Im not gonna try to kill anyone, Im not gonna try and double cross anyone. Brie's backstory is BUILT off surviving a double cross.
Zone of Truth, plz
>>178834We'll have a rest in transit
>>178833>>178835>>178836We already established that the Cleric has already prepared all of his spell slots without leaving them open, which means that he would need to wait until next dawn to prepare that spell, by then the Marines would have already frozen to death. We don't have that magic on hand, and even if we did that would make it one less spell slot to heal and buff the party. If you want it that bad, go buy a scroll of it with your own gold, and then ask the Cleric to cast it for you.
This is unnecessary. You could just make your character pretend to be trustworthy and not act suspicious and weird.
>>178837You should talk.
GM can wiggle his fingers and allow a ritual cast, or a tweaking of prepared spells, just to be able to be done with all the bullshit. Just saying
>>178831Shoal Water smiles and nods
"That's exactly what I want to hear. Alright. Everypony... err, creature. Let's get in the truck. The plane is waiting."
>>178832"Does Stalliongrad use its merchant freighters to move dissidents - in this case, presumably Northern Tribe rebels or griffin leftists who think a little too independently - all the way across an ocean to another continent so they can be 'reeducated' or put into labor camps? I don't know. I know that we do. Maybe there was a rebellion on a prisoner ship. Maybe ELF or some Nova Griffonian group did it. I don't really know. Just hope they don't care about the airship."
>>178837>This is unnecessary. You could just make your character pretend to be trustworthy and not act suspicious and weird.All of my thises. This, so very, very
very much.
>>178836I don't think you understand what a prop plane is.
Hell, if he wanted to get super-efficient and pull a random passersby priest by the name of Convenient Excuse, who could cast the spell on his way back to monastery
>>178839"Then you admit we don't know what we're gaiting into. If we gave assurances - contractually and magically if needs be - would you authorize more ordinance?"
>>178839Kira gives Free Rover one last hug with her forelegs. "Can we still go on that date when I get back?"
>>178839>Let's get in the truck. The plane is waiting."Aye, aye, Captain." Rosey Ring replies, and canter-skips along to the truck
>>178840Okay, that's actually a decent idea
>>178841Shoal water is silent
"Perhaps. What assurances do you have in mind?"
>>178842Pony is huggedFree Rover:
"Do you know what 'date' implies in Ponish?" He asks
>>178845Kira: "I know what a 'date' is, silly." She boops Free Rover on the snoot. "And I'm not talking about the fruit."
>>178845"Magic isnt my forte, but truth spells (can speak from experience) are very unforgiving in many cases. You can avoid resisting the spell and be observed NOT resisting.
Lets go with that one.
Additionally there are contract spells, the latter of which would be to complicated to procure at such an odd time.
I'd venture to guess that my Valet is currently being proselytized by one right now; a capable priest, that is
>>178846Free Rover is silent for several seconds
"Ms. Kirafiki, are you trying to seduce me?"
>>178847"You know what? Screw it. Let's do this" Shoal Water says.
>>178848Kira giggles at Rover's question. "Well, 'seduce' is one way of putting it, I suppose. I dunno, I like you. I haven't met anyone like you in the city so far, so...I'd like to meet up with you sometime, see how we get along, and maybe see where we go from there."
Dust looks between the unicorn, the cheese bat, and back and forth a few times. He sighs
"Since I have arrived you have been at each other's throats
And had the attitude of a bloated goat
Over your problems I shall not dote
You cannot seem to get along,
And your disagreements ring a clanging gong.
If it is not that you two cannot find peace
Like kirin I will make you until your bickers seize."
With that, he picks up his equipment, slings it over his back, and slowly plods to the truck.
>>178849"Okay" he smiles and nods "You're certainly intriguing" He takes a hoof, and scritches behind her ears. "And I really
should show you around the city. Help you see more of Equestria."
>>178850Shoal Water watches, and then decides to leave the room with him.
>>178851Kira's ears fold around the scritching hoof, and the end of her tail
thump thump thumps against the hard floor. She smiles extremely happily.
Silver: "Okay you two, we are burning daylight. Come on, Kira."
Kira: "Okay, Silver!" She pulls away from Free Rover, and waves at him. "I'll see you after, okay?"
>>178838>You should talk.Seriously dude? Seriously.
I did everything in my power to be part of the party, in spite of the nature of my character.
I buffed party members with my limited resources, to show them Rosey was supporting them.
I hid my alignment, so that the paladin wouldn't have any conflicts of faith.
I refrained from wearing my foreign allegiances on my sleeve.
But you:
>*threatens to kill the entire of the party ooc*>Btw, I'm evil>Did I tell you some of my best friends are changelings?>Wtf, why are you not giving me sensitive military information>I'm gonna try to coerce the quest giver with my tiny mod>I'm suddenly okay with having enchantment spells cast on my that make me cooperative, not that we have any of those spells. Could I just roleplay cooperating anyway? NahCome on
>GM can wiggle his fingers and allow a ritual cast, or a tweaking of prepared spellsWhy are you asking to bend the limits of spellcasting, just to avoid having to RP more cooperatively?
>>178850>the attitude of a bloated goatLmao, I got the reference.
Rosey Ring follows him into the car.
>>178852"Silver Sword, was it?"
Rosey Ring draws her fancy +2 alchemical silver longsword
"I've been looking to see this, to find my research. It's served me well to slay monsters: the kind that refuse to die. They're not so common in these lands though." She says, wistfully
"If you would be interested in buying it, I would allow you to use it for today, as a trial test. I think you might find it very reliable."
She says, levitating the only handheld weapon that could reliably kill her, hilt first.
>>178853Unsurprising rhetoric
Maybe scared of a truth spell, given his necro comments
>buy my shit while I ragequitBruh
As the ponies head outside and towards the truck, a diamond dog in green uniform walks up, dragging a white earth pony wearing a white dress shirt and with a red mane by his ear
"ow ow ow ow ow!" The pony goes
The diamond dog, however, says "Found one"
>>178852Free Rover gives a wave with his hoof
"And please... Do come back. Whole and intact..."
>>178853Silver takes the sword in his magic by the hilt and looks over the offered weapon. He sees how it handles, gives it a couple of light swings (not in Posey's direction), and examines it in detail. "Hmm...good craftsponyship, superb balance. Alchemical silver is difficult to make and even more difficult to work. Not many smiths know how to forge even simple dagger out of material, let alone entire longsword. I must say it does not...exactly, go with your current ensemble, if that is why you are selling it. Though I am curious if you are asking if I wish to
rent this sword, or if you are asking if I want to try it out before I commit to buying it?"
>>178855Kira: "I will, I promise!"
Unless Rover has
any other questions or things he wants to say to Kira...
>>178853Also, is that the same sword Rosey coughed up earlier, or a different one?
The pony says,
"Hey, I'm trying to open pony's eyes to the truth. Spread the good word, and tell them how much better the world could be. If some of them reject that message, that's on them. That's not me harassing."
Shoal Water
"Oh yeah, that's the one."
Pony:
"... I'm not soliciting. I'm just trying to spread harmony."
Shoal Water:
"Yeah, sure. Now could you just get your tree or whatever your god is to put a zone of truth on this bat pony here?"
Pony:
".... Why?"
Shoal Water:
"I don't know either. Now if you could just do it, we can get on our plane and you can get back to harassing ponies on the street corner."
Pony:
"It's not harassing, it's-"
Shoal Water:
"I don't care. Just shut up and do it."
Pony:
"Okay..." He turns his attention to Brie
"Random Bat... I call upon Harmony and the Element of Honesty. Speak only the Truth"
poof
Brie now is subject to a zone of truth.
>>178858Just Brie? The term is "zone"
Its an area of effect spell, and ponies wanting to vacate the area would be observed doing so
>>178859Only Brie and the street preacher are certain to be standing in it
>>178861Oh. Ur gonna do me like that
>>178861Alright, ask your questions cuz Brie is very not trying to offer info, and he suspects hes being set up.
>>178862Testing Brie is the point.
>>178863He literally fucking asked for it. Begged for it, even.
Shoal Water:
"Are you going to rescue the ponies?"
"Can I trust you to not fuck everyone here over?"
"Can I trust you with explosives? Okay, I know that's pretty broad. Can I trust you not to kill yourself, your party members, my soldiers, and other New Mareland subjects with it, as well as to not come back and try to sell it in Equestria?"
"Can I trust you to actually torch the airship if you can't salvage it for us?"
"Will you try to start a war?"
"Will you try to sell out this operation?"
>>178864"I'll rescue whoever needs rescue, and fuck your orders. Since we're being honest now."
>can I trust bla bla"I have only ever "fucked over" agencies and individuals who tried to take advantage. This mission - presumptively - involves neither. Ive been remarkably patient with the incessant stream of questions, and I encourage you, do get your worst out cuz its better we have it out now. Oh right, your questionairre."
>>178863>>178864Silver: "Have Kerr and Wesley remembered me?"
>>178864"Can I be trusted with explosives? Hard maybe. Can I be trusted to torch the airship?"
........................ "Its a zone of truth"
>Will you start a war
"It isnt outside the realm of possibility, but it wont be in this context."
>will u sell the op out
"Probably not, there would have to be a degree of betrayal or bad blood. If you had clearance, you would know that a few of my,... associates remain in prison, refusing to go state's justice. One wonders why."
>>178854>ragequitI had to drive. Pardon me for stepping out
>Maybe scared of a truth spell, given his necroLmao, you think I didn't know about that spell when I made this character? Watch this:
>>178858As soon as the Zone Of Truth is cast, Rosey Ring gallops towards it, and shouts the following loud enough for @everyone to hear:
"I am a lawful and moral Necrologist! I only practice blackweave magic in ways that respect the laws of nature and the dignity of both the living and the dead! I have never used the dark arts to commit immoral acts! I am not a member of a cult, coven or kabal! I have never used necromancy magic or any other means to create dangerous monsters! I have never used enchantment magic to strip ponies of their free will! I have never used magic to spread diseases or sow plague! I have never worshipped demons, even transactionally! I have never prostituted myself for magical favors! I have never committed war crimes! I am not a spy! I am not under the remote control of any malevolent entities or foreign powers! I have no intention of using my magic to sow political instability or overthrow legitimate authority! My body is not a weapon! I am not a conduit for any evil deity or dark power! I have never engaged in murder, foalknapping, slavery, rape, smuggling, food tampering, or torture! I am not indebted to any corrupt officials who may cause conflict of interest! I am not a monster in disguise! I have never subjected my foal to treatments that could be considered abusive! I am not a groomer! I have never been possessed! I have never shared my body with aberrations, demons, ghosts, or nameless horrors! I have no degenerate sexual fetishes or psychosises! I only eat normal pony food! I have never killed to increase my powers!"
She tossed her mane and pants
"Unicorns of my profession get a lot of bad rep. I always take the opportunity to correct the record."
>>178871Silver: "Uh...good to know?"
A note for everyone in the party: if seating in the truck proves to be an issue, Kira is more than welcome to serve as a comfy bench for people to sit on.
>>178871GM, can I sense motive on that display?
>>178871The thing about blurting out as many truths as possible, it highlights the things that aren't said. You forgot to say that you aren't a faggot.
>>178871Shoal Water:
"The fuck's a blackweave?"
Free Rover:
"How many sexual partners have you had?"
>>178873Of course
>>178872Mala does not sit on the big snake thing. He stays near Silver or perhaps Posey
>>178875[1d20+8 = (14+8) = 22]
>>178875Kira smiles, closes her eyes, and waves at Mala.
Huh, something to be said for not starting shit, someone wonders ooc
>>178875>How many sexual partners have you hadRosey Ring gives an indignant huff
"That has nothing to do with my profession. You should know better than to pry into a lady's business."
>blackweave"War magic. Chill touch. Inflict Wounds, etcetera. I am a warmagus afterall."
>>178876Since we're not in combat, I take 10 on my bluff check for a modified 24
(assuming there's no circumstance bonus for saying it in a Zone of Truth)
>>178856>Though I am curious if you are asking if I wish to rent this sword, or if you are asking if I want to try it out before I commit to buying it?""You can have it, for the day, free of charge. Your success in battle contributes to mine, afterall. After today, you can consider if you want to buy it or not. It is such a lovely blade, and I would love to keep it, but research is expensive."
(I had considered offering Silver Sword the silver sword since I acquired it last year, although since it's the most valuable item in my possession, I would like some compensation for it.)
>>178879Since we're not in combat, I'll take that same 10 to my sense motive, listen,and however many other checks.
>>178880Silver: "And how much are you asking for it?"
>>178882"For fucks sake Silver, I have an obselete +1 magical shortsword. I was going to offer it to Mala, but if it keeps you from wasting your money, you can have it."
>>178872Posey sits on the snek.
Rosey Ring is accustomed to riding atop giant reptiles
Meanwhile, at home
"This is Vesuvius! He's weeeally big, and he kinda smells bad!" Gloomy Sundae shouts to anyone who will listen, as he holds up a Crayola drawing of a zombified pyroclastic dragon
>>178882"It's worth no less than 8,405 gold pieces (12th level item), before considering it's historic value, but for convenience I could be persuaded to go for less than that. Give me your most honest offer after you try it out for yourself."
>>178884Kira giggles as Posey has a seat on her tail.
Silver: "Uh...hmm...I will have to get back with you on that. As nice as it is, and as nice as it would be to have
actual silver sword, I have lot of other needs for money at moment. I would like to get expansion built onto my home, maybe purchase my own workshop here in town and open my own blacksmith shop. This of course is not even to mention all of creatures I would spend my money on as well. Besides," Silver says, as he unsheathes his own greatsword, a great big and ornately-designed weapon in its own right, "I have magic sword of my own."
>>178883Silver: "Oh! If that is what you wished to do, it is much appreciated. You would have to ask Mala to see if he would like it."
I was wondering how long it would take for Silver to show off his big, silver sword to Posey.
"According to the fine print, it may be a +2 Short Sword. Im no mage, Im just saying what aim td"
>>178886Oh shit, is it actually silver? I thought it was just a regular magic sword. Huh. Nevermind about Silver saying he'd like an actual silver sword.
*drops +2(?) short sword*
>>178885>As nice as it is, and as nice as it would be to have actual silver swordMeta, GM said it's a silver sword, although idk if it's alchemical silver or shiftsilver (in which case it would be worth about 1100 gp more)
Rosey Ring smiles
"Oh, it's the real deal alright. It has that bitter sting that makes the walking dead writhe in agony." She says, biting her lip slightly
>Besides," Silver says, as he unsheathes his own greatsword, a great big and ornately-designed weapon in its own right, "I have magic sword of my own.""Oh. Very well then."
>>178886I didn't know it was silver.
>>178889How do we all have 12th level items?
Good for you, I guess.
>>178890What is 12th level? Yiu speak weird. Almost like a metafag
“Okay”
Shoal Water takes out a notebook.
“Torch. Airship. Refuses to… answer, and How. Many. Sexual. Partners… refuses… to… answer.”
>>178888Fluff. We’ve established that magical weapons are played in precious metals, as precious metals retain magic. The Dragon’s Bane sword was explicitly stated as being either silver or “plating.”
>>178889uwu
>>178890Clearly I’m too generous with the magical items. I’ll make the necessary adjustments.
>>178891No no. Let him speak. I need to know where to nerf.
>>178891>Clearly I’m too generous with the magical items. I’ll make the necessary adjustments. Wait! Fuck! No! I take it back!
>>178892>I need to knowOkay, Ill hold off
>>178892Hey, it's been a while since Silver got the sword. I can't remember
every detail of every item in the game.
I suppose though this means Posey has more incentive to keep Silver on her good side. Silver has arguably an even better weapon than her longsword for killing undead.
>nerfAwwwww...
Oh Celestia fucking
>>178871The striped fellow raises an eyebrow at necrologist, and the implication of having using necromancy. It almost looks as if he might reach for a weapon for a fleeting moment, but he decides against it before continuing to slowly plod to the truck. He mutters to himself.
Posey has definitely marked herself in Dust's eyes though, she might want to watch herself.
>>178872The zeeb would be willing to use the snake bench for the ride
Jus being honest, i didnt know the sword was +2 until I offered it,... still on the table
>>178897>>178892Silver looks to Mala, to see if he would like a magic short sword before Silver says anything.
>>178896Somehow, Kira is especially happy about the zebra being comfortable around her. She's growing really fond of Dust, and hopes he'll consider her a friend before long.
>>178896>Posey has definitely marked herself in Dust's eyes though, she might want to watch herself.There is only one way to fix this then.
Rolling to seduce
[1d20+8 = (16+8) = 24]
>>178898"It was intended for you, Mala, before things got complicated"
Zone of truth is still in effect
For Nrie, only, apparently,.. cuz hes thenonkt aus
Alright Dust. Time to roll your saving throw.
>>178898>>178900Mala looks up at Silver and then Brie. He’s an overweight adult male who is as tall as Silver and taller than Brie. It’s impossible for him to look cute, or adorable. But he tries.
>>178899>>178902...
scrunchI'm gonna assume will saving throw?
[1d20+12 = (13+12) = 25]
>>178902Gnolls arent smol
>>178902>>178905There's only one problem with that description: Mala
is cute and adorable.
Silver: "I believe what Mala is trying to convey to you while being too shy to say so is 'yes, I would like that sword very much, thank you'."
>>178904Darn...
Pic related: Dust right now
I'll corrupt you to the path of depravity some day. You'll see.
>>178905Pic related.
>>178904HE WON. HE FUCKING WON>>178907Mala tilts his head.
>>178908You’ll get ‘em next time.
>>178907>There's only one problem with that description: Mala is cute and adorableWho said ottherwise?
>>178908We'll see there buddy, for now the cleric remains untainted, free to purify another day.
He does soften a little though, perhaps there's just a misunderstanding. After all, these ponies have such strange ways and manners of speech. If he didn't know better he'd think Posey just tried to seduce him.
"I could probably pawn it, but like a good book I prefer to pass it on."
>>178911>"Darn, this one is a tough cookie. August snapped like a twig, but this one isn't even giving an inch. Maybe I'll have to up my game..."Rosey Ring thinks internally
>>178912"Well, I would gladly take it, if you're not using it, that is..."
Rolling bluff to disguise the blatant all-consuming greed in her voice
[1d20+14 = (7+14) = 21]
>>178912Street Preacher:
“Hey, that’s my name! That’s the spirit!”
Mala smiles, and wags his tail. He comes closer to Brie, but stops at the edge of the zone of truth, and does not come any closer.
>>178911https://youtu.be/r0ZP12jneFE?si=ogxdDVrVkfGo_ws8https://youtu.be/hdPX_QW2S_I?si=3mxWm7Zz1qcIaFNh
>>178913Please
>>178914It is expressly and gestured to be for Mala. It is only not theirs if they do not take it
>>178914How long does it take for the truck to arrive at the plane?
Just for the record, Brie is more forthright, more generous, more unequivocal, and more darkng with sensitive info than,
.. all y'all
"Hey, you didnt reiterate and answer a bunch of dumb questions"
Maybe cuz I/he didnt lir the first timr
>>178915Mala looks down at the edge of the zone of truth, then back up at Brie. He leans forward. Then he extends his right paw out for the sword, stretching his black paws and brown legs as far forward as he can without falling over, and extending his tail to balance himself out
>>178916When we’re done with the interaction. In game tone it’s a very short journey.
>>178916>>178914Also, what is the time of day?
>>178919Brie rethinks the wisdom of this whole mission
>>178919"That sword looks good on you. Use it well." Rosey Ring says to Mala
"So while the spell is still in effect, I'll also say unequivocally. I am not under the complicit or implicit control of any agency or group. I have no interest in the betrayal of any involved pony. I do work with changelings, but this has no bearing on this mission. The ONLY reason I MIGHT lose my shit is if > discovered my will had been involuntarily compromised
"Barring that, we're wasting time. Tell the quartermaster to bring all the smoke canisters, if we're tk save ponies."
>>178914"So, my priestly fellow, what god do you serve? I hear the imprisonment of the princesses has been difficult on harmonists."
>>178923Rosey Ring leans back into the Zone of truth.
"Research shows that ponies named after cheese are 9001% more likely to be homosexuals."
>>178926"And the faggits who want to throw shade are disguised necrophiles"
Brie is still in The zone of truth
>>178928"Huh. Interesting fact. Throwing shade is rude. I would never do that."
>>178931Gm, this is false
Rosey Ring tosses her mane elegantly
"Did you know societies led by ponies with white fur are proven to have higher GDP?" she says, still in the Zone Of Truth
>>178932>>178933Silver steps into the truth zone, and glares at both ponies.
Silver: "You are both being petty and foalish. You are both professional adults, act like it. Every second you spend bickering between each other is another second of those navy ponies' lives wasted when they have hardly any to spend. Now, you can spend as long as you like arguing with each other after mission is done, but until then get on that truck if you are coming before I drag you both to it by your ears like you are my foals."
>>178934Posey paws her hoof in the air
"Oh fine, let us get to work. We wouldn't want our colts to catch a cold." She says, stepping back in the truck
>>178931>You can still lie in the zone of truth>plus also all of those lies Posey said earlier but don't appear in the last fifty postsThis is actually a pretty interesting way to nerf magic spells so that way they don't have any negative effects on the setting. I hadn't thought of nerfing zone of truth that way, but it's an interesting concept that I should consider
>>178919>>178921>>178922Mala stops leaning forward, realizing he's not going to be able to reach the sword that way. Instead, he darts forward, picks up the short sword, and then runs out of the zone of truth and to the truck
>>178924>>178923Shoal Water nods
"Get in the truck. We're going pony saving."
>>178920If I give an exact time, it'll lead to a whole examination of how much time Posey, Kira, and Silver took for their various diversions, then how much time was spent in the room, then how fast a DC-3 can fly and refuel, how great the distance is, what time of day sunset occurs at whatever latitude bjornholm is at that time of year, what latitude the island even is at, the time of day, the effect of the fog to reduce light....
It's later in the day than your character would like it to be.
>>178925He shakes his head
"It''s hard on all of us, but Harmony is in all of us, not just the Princesses or the Mane Six, you see..." He pulls out a brown book with a unicorn head on its cover, and starts a conversation that Posey almost certainly wished she avoided.
>>178839"If they are political prisoners, some could be valuable assets, though talking with them might be an issue.">>178871Cavaliere senses motive on this, suspicious of so many denials. You know my modifiers, let's try out a secret roll.
Also, he asks Brie,
"Can I trust you to not harm surrendering sailors or other noncombatants?">>178892Plating hurts the value.
>>178902I always thought of Mala as being really short.
>>178904Saved by one, kek
Also that's a
really strong will save modifier, how did you get that high?
Sorry for being behind.
>>178936>"Get in the truck. We're going pony saving"We could have adjourned on this, I blame the marketing dept
https://youtu.be/uB1D9wWxd2w?si=pu-TqS87nTm47yI1
>>178936>lie in the zone of truthZone of Truth is an absolute meme spell. You have no way of telling if the enemy passed their saving throw. They're not even under any compulsion to tell you anything.
Also, it's mind-affecting.
>It's later in the day than your character would like it to be.Reeeeeeeeee
>Posey almost certainly wished she avoided.Oh, I know how to deal with this.
"I do have to get to work now, but I really wish I could stay."
She leaves with a swish of her tail, and gives a wink before she reenters the truck
Rolling to seduce the other priest
[1d20+8 = (14+8) = 22]
"I can tell you as a muon user I havent the faintest clue what you just saod"
>>178939>meme spellYou didn't roll a saving throw.
>SeductionGood Book:
"Wait!"
>>178937>Political PrisonersShoal Water:
"If you can come back with something we're willing to pay for, like captured equipment or... something interesting, we could pay you."
>Plating hurts the valueThese ain't for trying to sell at a table at the local gunshow. These are for killin'
>I always thought of Mala as being really short.wha. no u!
>Also that's a really strong will save modifier, how did you get that high?Bonus for being homosexual
>>178939Huh, wonder whats going on therr
>>178936Sorry
*gets in the truck*
>>178941>You didn't roll a saving throwIt's mind-affecting.
>"If you can come back with something we're willing to pay for, like captured equipment or... something interesting, we could pay you.""Noted."
>Good Book:"Wait!"
"Until next time, Good Book. We'll talk about religion some other day." She says, as she leaves
Okay
Legit
Are we going to start the crawl tonight? I need to know if I want to sip this energy drink or not.
>>178944Your character has a mind>>178945No combat until tomorrow at the soonest.
I’m happy to attempt the flight to at least Manehattan though
>>178946Its not too late to shoot ponies, let me know
>>178946>I’m happy to attempt the flight to at least Manehattan thoughAlright. I can stay up for that.
Waits for results on my sense motive roll opposed to Posey's save
Cavaliere also enters the truck. I assume it's a military-style truck with all of them on two benches facing each other?
He remarks to Posey, "You didn't strike me as the religious sort."
>>178949"The study of religion and philosophy is adjacent to my trade. You have to know these sorts of things when you do my kind of job."
>>178937I missied this interactiom
Brie would abandon all secrecy and respond with "Yea, ffs, Im not a.... okay I "sometimes" kill ponies. But they desrrved it!"
>>178941He's not GAY REEEEEEEE
>>178937Where DID I get it that high? I'm looking at my sheet, my stats, and the cleric info and I have no idea where I came up with the number I did, it's not even a case of adding my will bonus twice or something.
I think I'm just retarded.
>>178953Roll again with the real modifier
Oh, we're favoring the roll with baps?
>>178950"We might not be in the Zone of Truth anymore, but what are your personal beliefs regarding it, if I may ask?">>178952Cavaliere narrow his eyes.
"Let's leave such decisions to the group if we have to make them. I won't have any of us be freelance executioners just because we are on a deserted island outside the rule of law.">>178953Okay so you're seduced, but it's non-binding as a PC. I do think any suspiciously high modifier in a low-level game ought to be questioned.
>>178955Unf picture, but you know you're in for a bad romance.
Okay, first of all, if someone steals my 179000 post to make a new thread, their character has a debuff for the entire thread
Second, your character is affected by mind-affecting spells. If you want to say she isn't, we can set your character's Intelligence to 0 and adjust her skills and character sheet accordingly.
Second, rolls are not secret from the GM
Now that we can get to business...
All of the creatures get into the truck. Shoal Water gets into the front. Mala gets in and sits near Silver, but is less averse to Kira now. He examines the short sword.
The truck drives through town and to the edge. At some point, it comes to a fenced off area that has a guard booth. The truck is allowed through, and onto a field with pavement. There are a few buildings adjacent to it, but it's not a big facility.
They are let out of the truck.
There are about three single prop planes with blue paint. Posey may recognize them as of the same variety, and likely including the same plane, as the trainer she saw in the swamps further south.
>>178958Rosey Ring gets out of the truck
>>178958Kira: "So
this is what planes look like up close...they aren't as intimidating as I imagined them. Kinda like flying boats with the spiny things on the wings instead of behind them."
Silver: "It will be my first plane ride as well. I suppose since there are so many of us, three planes were asked for to transport us all north?"
Can Rosey try to exit the plane while its flying? Just curious
>>178958>rolls are not secret from the GMIf this is in reference to
>>178937, I meant that
you should roll in secret and hide the results from me while giving me a description. It's more of a test since OOC we all know Posey is lying, but it would be fun. The results of this roll will also affect Cavaliere's attitude. If you don't want to roll let me know and I'll roll openly myself.
>>178960"I would hazard to guess that. It's an odd choice, three smaller planes instead of one larger one. It could be that the Captain doesn't want to risk all of us in case of an accident or other emergency."
>>178955Rollin
[1d20+9 = (14+9) = 23]
Shoal Water to Silver:
"Oh no. Not one of those. The Skytrotter. To the right."
It's a twin prop aircraft with a slightly rounded nose, a long fuselage with quite a few windows, an open door with stairs that fold out near the tail, and a green paint scheme. It has insignia of two horseshoes opposed to each other behind the door and before the empennage. It's engines are already on.
Silver may recognize the design as one proposed for a civilian plane before the war which didn't quite pan out economically.
>>178961She can try.
>>178962Oh. Okay.
>>178964Both Silver and Kira look at the plane in question, and in unison go, "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." They then look at each other, and share a laugh together. Kira seems a bit disturbed by Cavaliere's description of an accident, but Silver helps to keep her calm and promises to sit next to her. Having a strong pony like Silver nearby seems to help keep her cool and composed. Silver looks back to Mala.
Silver: "Come on, Mala, it is time to fly."
Silver and Kira head for the plane, with Silver getting on first and helping Kira up second. They sit together towards the back of the plane.
Since we're at the plane and all, Brie would exchange words with his Valet, who had dilligently (a d without killing anyone) retrieved his "sensitive" belongings
>>178967Not one to miss an opportunity, after a word the weird Minotaur wanders down the road. She has seen enough
Shoal Water:
"Minor change of plans. Customs didn't want to provide armament. Something about constantly losing ponies and equipment to the 'black hole of Manehattan' or something. That's fine, we can save time anyways. Better to arm at Manehattan. The Naval base there is the center of the entire fleet now, and less will be missed if it leaves."
As the first creatures enter into the plane, they see that the seats face inwards and don't look very comfortable. The area behind the door is a cargo area with netting to keep things from moving into the passenger area. The walls are painted aluminum
A green Pegasus in a blue uniform standing in the door of the cockpit greets with "g'day"
>>178963Heh
>>178961I considered this.
I have a lot of hit points, but 20d6 is still more on on average than my full HP, but far.
>>178970"Captain ..." is all Brie says
>>178970>g'day"Good day." Rosey Ring replies politely, seating herself
"Every fucking time" Brie mutters
>>178970Kira replies with "g'day!" with a giggle as she copies the pony's accent. Silver has a chuckle at this and nods his greeting at the pony. Kira looks at the netting in teh cargo area, and wonders if she can repurpose some of it as a sort of seat belt to keep
her from sliding about in the passenger area. She's got a lot less friction on these sorts of hard surfaces than ponies, after all.
In addition, seeing the seating arrangements, Kira is still more than willing to lend her tail as a more comfortable bench seat for the party members.
>>178974Silver: "We are still getting our supplies, Brie, it just means we are getting them in Manehattan rather than getting them here."
>>178970Cavaliere is a bit surprised by this.
"Your superiors won't come down on you for that?""Would you happen to be our pilot? I'm not sure how much the Captain has briefed you, but I am sure he has given us the best available."
>>178971And 20d6 is reasonable?
>>178975"Oh fine, but this whole thing stinks."
>>17897720d6 is the maximum fall damage you can take.
Rosey Ring is not invincible.
>>178978>not invincibleWe'll see
>>178962Shoal Water:
"Oh don't worry. Flying is pretty safe."
>>178967The pegasus pilot says,
"Woah Woah. We've had enough planes explode in mid air to know better than to allow passengers to just carry suspicious packages onto a plane without checking them first."
>>178976Shoal Water:
"The less we use, the better."
Pegasus
"Oh yeah, I'm pilot for this flight. We'll be going to Manehattan, offloading some cargo and refueling, then off to Trottingham Naval Base, which is our final destination."
>>178980Brie looks off into a direction. Almost a direction one would expect a camera to be positioned, except there isnt one.
"I dont want to HAVE to kill this pony," he says out loud
>>178964Still waiting on what Cavaliere would perceive.
>>178980"We'll just have to make sure Brie doesn't rob the base armory of its claw grenades." He looks askance at Brie before turning back to the pilot.
"Trottingham is close to the Stalliongrad border, isn't it?"
>>178981Rosey Ring looks at the fourth wall after Brie's statement
"What do you say chat? Should I kill this bat? Let's set the donor goal at 1000 bits."
>>178983"Yes. And Ill steal your knickers cuz wahey mischief. Fucking nonce."
>>178981Pilot:
"You know as well as I do that the former Governor of Manehattan was killed when his plane exploded three months ago. It was a bomb, and it was on a plane just like this one. I ain't here to get blown up. I'm here to fly the plane."
>>178983Cavaliere would perceive that Posey never rolled a will save throw and therefor couldn't have done that bullshit.
Pilot:
"Yeah, somewhat. Don't worry, we will keep east of it. But if you see Stalliongradian fighters out the windows, let us know."
>>178984Oh right, cuz u have followers
>>178981>>178984Silver: "AHEM!" Silver clears his throat loudly at the two bickering creatures, looking at them both with a glare before looking right at Brie. "I am trying to convince Kira that air travel is just as safe as sea travel, and making mention of killing our pilot is not helping."
>>178989"Alright,...".
He early doesnt appreciate why Silver is mad* but is willing to accomodate, if with askance facial gestures.
>>178987>never rolled a will save throw and therefor couldn't have done that bullshit.I believed myself to be immune. I wouldn't have done that if I had known I wasn't.
Will
[1d20+9 = (12+9) = 21]I'm going to open up Terrors Of The Deadlands and check out the "no immunity to mind affecting" undead weakness to check what its offset was. Then I'll adjust my sheet accordingly.
>>178988Magehold is scrying on her through her necrotic cyst. They seem to mostly just demand that she fucks or kills more priests.
>>178989"Alright,...".
He early doesnt appreciate why Silver is mad* but is willing to accomodate, if with askance facial gestures.
>>178991>Just realized that Zone Of Truth doesn't bypass spell resistanceLol, lmao even.
>>178987Okay…
Though, besides the suspiciously specific denials, some of which are not even related to necromancy, she mentioned not prostituting herself for magic favors, and
immediately started seducing a cleric. Quite odd, but I'll play along.
>>178991No, he means he didn't
see her struggle to lie. There's a difference.
>>178987"If their fighters crossed the border, we would have worse things to worry about than what we need to do," he replies plainly.
"You've done the pre-flight checks? We need to be on our way immediately."
Pay attention to the post numbers
>>178993Silver smiles at the bat. "Thank you."
>>178987Does the plane have to fly over water to get to Manehattan?
>>178991No. No. No. Fuck no.
Your Character is already Powergamed bullshit that I'm 90% sure you cheated on the ability scores for and which multiple players have complained about. Which
I have complained about. I'm not adding "Immune to all mind affecting magic" to that list of bullshit superpowers.
>>178999Flares eyebrows at and says nothing for now