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Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17398
17399
Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
449 replies and 36 files omitted.
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17618
17620
>>17613
"But he has a car and I know it can go very far."
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17619
17620 17621
>>17613
"Listen, she's little, scarred, and confused. Just let me handle it."
Torc crouches back down, and pets the little filly
"I promise we will explain everything later, but is there anything I can get you now?"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17620
17622
>>17619
"I asked her that!"

>>17618
"Oh good. So you know cars. No, he won't be able to get to you"
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17621
17627
>>17619
"O-okay. I think I have what I need. I lost my collection of twigs but I know I can get new ones."
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17622
>>17614
This thread is giving me goddamn diabeetus
>>17620
GM, what are Torc's options for shutting up Trump you he doesn't scar the poor hoers for life?
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17623
17625
>>17597
Mr trumpadin we are from the same place, german just simply became the dominant language on earth (Erde) in the 1940s and i am very good at killing things.
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17624
17626
4621.jpg
Alright, the characters in no particular order. (carry on, simple descriptions)
Trumpaladin is very much like he appears in pic related
Tracy likewise appears like her character
Taylor Swift also, except with a battle-axe and a holstered .44mag
Nor-filly is a purplish pegasus filly
Infernius looks like a red-furred Iron Will (MLP) w/ a freaky-big sword on his back
Torcuil looks like a bearded scotsman in tartan robes, carrying an ornate snake-headed staff, a pair of fine pistols on his belt.
Thez is a purple devil with pink hair, her wings wrapped around her like a cloak and her tail around her waist like a belt.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17625
17632
>>17623
"Oh I see. What do you know of the great Donald J Trump?

It's very good that you are so skilled. This realm seems to have been taken over in part by Judeo-Bolsheviks"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17626
>>17624
But remember that Inferius is holding a pile of kittens almost as big as him
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17627
17633
>>17621
"If you'd like, I can take you out to find some sticks."
Torc is acting in a way nobody has seen him act before, reminded of the daughter he lost
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17628
17630 17632
1459509__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_monochrome_pony_>rape_sketch_throne_traditional art_vulg.jpeg
>>17617
"I've had some pretty fucking autistic fans, sister. Tell me, how edgy are you?"
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17629
17632 17644
Thz11.png
Thez licks Taylor's shoulder. "Sorry, I couldn't help myself," she says a bit breath-taken.
"In case they haven't indicated, (she tells everyone's names so characters can know them, refer to description post)
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17630
17631
>>17628
Also, for GM: can Tracy have a Throne of Blades in her >RapeDungeon?
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17631
>>17630
Sure
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17632
17634 17640 17644
>>17625
Ah the great Donald J Trump he was The best Fhürer we have had in ages.
>>17628
I-im pretty edgy tracy. I eat the hearts of my enemies and bath in their blood.
>>17629
Licks thez back


Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17633
17636 17637 17639
>>17627
"Would be fun to go look for sticks"
>gets an increasing glassy look and yawns bigly
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17634
17638
1459557__safe_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_jojo's bizarre adventure_monochrome_pony_traditional art.jpeg
>>17632
".. You and I will get along just fine."
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17636
17642
*Basks in the wonderful thought of DJT Furher*
"We can recreate the same here. We got some faggot and his pet dinosaur we have to hang first"

>>17633
"Does a little filly want to go to bed? We've got some nice extra rooms!"
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17637
17639 17642
>>17633
*cradles filly in my arms*
Ill help you look for sticks. Would you like that? We can sing a song.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17638
17649
>>17634
"She likes cute ponies, you can see"

*Tries again to pet Tracy*
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17639
17642 17646
>>17633
>picks up filly
"We can do that, lets go"
>>17637
>REEE I OFFERED TO DO THAT
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17640
17645
Thz14.png
>>17632
More blood shoots from her nose and she seems stunned, unable to speak
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17641
>three people fighting over the filly
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17642
17643 17645
>>17636
>>17637
>>17639
>falls asleep while thinking about candy and sticks
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17643
>>17642
Kek
Anonymous
kDIbF
?
No.17644
1504789815609.jpg
>>17629
>>17632

Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17645
17648
>>17640
This is gay
>>17642
>Torc's heart melts
"Wheres a bed for her?" Torc whispering while rocking the filly
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17646
>>17639
Do you like you heart where it is scot?
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17647
17651 17655
1510349428583.png
Sorry had to drift off.. It is 6am and I should get some sleep before it gets too early.
>so sorry
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17648
17655
>>17645
"I have an extra room. Full room. Don't worry"
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17649
17650
>>17638
*accepts*
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17650
17652 17653
>>17649
"Sorry about what happened a few nights ago. I think I misunderstood your way of giving affection"
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17651
17654 17655 17657 17660 17661 17941
Thez regains herself.
"You both must have many questions! Please, ask anything!"
>>17647
Don't sweat it. Can everyone make 9am PST tomorrow, or is that too early? That'd be 6p norway, and 12 est
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17652
>>17650
By the way GM, what's the situation with Time?
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17653
17659
>>17650
"... I could say the same..."
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17654
17656
>>17651
I don't know
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17655
17659
>>17647
Thats fine
>Torc calls taking the filly out for stick collecting tomorrow
Anyway
>>17648
"Lead the way"
>>17651
I can make that


Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17656
>>17654
Well, there'll be plenty to discuss until you can make it, and then we can get things rolling. Would that work?
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17657
17658 17659
>>17651
I dont know what is that in central time?
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17658
17662
>>17657
Either 10 or 11central
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17659
17663 17667 17668
>>17653
*goes in full to embrace and hug pony*

>>17655
Trumpaladin, I'm guessing partly carrying Tracy, goes with Tourcil, who I guess is carrying the filly, to the extra bedroom to put her to sleep

>>17657
CMT MASTER RACE
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17660
>>17651
I might be called-in to help some family members during the day, but otherwise I have no life.
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17661
17665
>>17651
Should go well. We can do it later if it is more convenient. I can go with this time tomorrow too.
>could work better, might have an appointment 7pm (but I can skip that)
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17662
>>17658
Ill most likely be up around then.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17663
17668
>>17659
Uh, CT master race
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17664
17670 17671
Alright, lets try and shoot for that time if at all possible, and we'll roll with how things turn out. I'm not concluding gameplay right now, but I am trying to arrange it so that everyone or as many as possible are collected.
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17665
17669
>>17661
tl;dr; tell me when and where
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17667
17668 17672
>>17659
*hugs, but tries to still look edgy for guests*
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17668
17672 17673 17675
>>17659
>>17663
This! *high fives trump*
>>17667
Where did 666 go?
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17669
>>17665
I'm usually here early (around 3p ur time), so arrive whenever is convenient
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17670
>>17664
They can carry me is it makes it easier to group up
>it is not like I haven't woken up a strange place once before
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17671
>>17664
I habe pretty much nothing tmrrw so that'll work
Torc tucks the filly into the bed
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17672
17674
>>17667
"She likes cuteness too."

*Places a kitten in her mane to destroy all appearance of edge*

>>17668
BEST PART OF COUNTRY!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17673
17675
>>17668
>Where did 666 go?
I'd like to know that too...
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17674
17675 17676 17677
Feel free to interact as you like, I've got lots of arranging to to. Also, feel free to ask whatever/however many questions, other players can probably answer and if not, I'll be in and out from here on.
>>17672
>urge to shoop intensifies
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17675
>>17673
>>17668
I'll explain later

>>17674
Please do
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17676
>>17674
Dew it
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17677
>>17674
Please.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17678
17679 17686
download (1).jpg
Tracy will never look edgy ever again
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17679
17682
>>17678
So Fhurer tr... trumpadin where can a girl take a bath around here?
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17680
17681 17682 17683 17684 17686
1510376002300-1.png
>quick job
Anonymous
kDIbF
?
No.17681
>>17680
Adorable.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17682
17685
>>17679
"We've got the finest showers, bath tubs, and hot-tubs upstairs. Gilded, black marble, whatever you prefer"

>>17680
*almost dies of cuteness*

Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17683
>>17680
Trumpaladin saves this image for Blackmail purposes
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17684
>>17680
Well, I'm dead from cuteness
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17685
17687
>>17682
Could you show me the way?
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17686
1458362481644.jpg
>>17678
>>17680
Don't make me have to compensate for this.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17687
17689 17690
>>17685
"Why certainly. And tell me more about this Erde. I'm guessing there are few brown people in DuetsheAmerika?"

Trumapaladin takes Queen Taylor to the golden showers
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17689
>>17687
Ha!
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17690
17691 17692
>>17687
"Brown People?"
Taylor is obviously confused by this question.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17691
17695
>>17690
"I'm loving your response, even if I am a bit sorrowful that your answer hints that you do not know the joy of mass deportations"
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17692
17693 17696
>>17690
"You know, the dumb ones with shit colored skin who steal things, and make horrible, edgy OCs."
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17693
17694
>>17692
Am I still sort of holding Tracy?
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17694
17697
>>17693
Idk. I thought not.
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17695
17697 17700
>>17691
Why would you Deport your enemies when you could execute them? Deportation isnt very efficient it takes more money than they're worth.bullests are cheap.
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17696
17699 17700
>>17692
Silly pony there are no shit colored humans on Erde.
EKJ+B
?
No.17697
>>17695
"We had something called 'human rights,' 'compassion,' and 'the Refugee Act of 1985.' We were much more hindered. Much more held back."

>>17694
Grapples pony
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17698
Torc decides to do some shooting practice with his newly improved guns
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17699
17701
>>17696
Trumpaladin is astonished to hear this

"Then who builds the buildings? Washes the dishes? Cleans the Toilets?"
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17700
17703
1164254__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc-colon-ezekiel_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_collar_cursing_edgy_racism_self-dash-deprecation_semi-dash-anthro.jpg
>>17695
*raises hoof* /)
"This bitch gets it."
>>17696
"Good. Did I mention lazy?"
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17701
17702
>>17699
We engineered Robots to build buildings and to pick vegetables.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17702
17703
>>17701
"You may have quite a bit to teach us all then. We can make this land a new Erde. We can make all lands Erde.

Anyways, we are here. Notice how roomy it is. Gold plating. Black marble floors, we made sure it's not slippery though. Need anything else?"
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17703
17704 17705 17708
>>17702
Uh Do you have any spare blood laying around?
>>17700
Why are they all lazy why arent they colonizing their solar system?

Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17704
17707
>>17703
"... Like for medical purposes? I am not sure. Maybe we have some in the infirmary. Of course I haven't seen an infirmary"
Anonymous
pdDDJ
?
No.17705
17706 17710
963512__safe_artist-colon-conicer_artist-colon-elyonblade_applejack_princess celestia_princess luna_twilight sparkle_apple_argument_collaboration_confu.jpeg
>>17703
"It's either a lack of motivation, or just pure stupidity....
..And what's a solar system?"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17706
>>17705
"You'll find out little pony. If my vision is allowed to expand"
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17707
17709 17711 17719
>>17704
What else am i supposed to bath with?
Anonymous
pdDDJ
?
No.17708
17719
>>17703
>any spare blood laying around?
"... I'm hospitable. Give me 10 minutes."
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17709
17712 17716 17722
Fug, I have so much binging to do now that Infernius shared those videos, but I'm confident that I'll be able to use them to dramatically increase the quality of the game. Trump, Taylor, and Tracy seem to have things well in hand, Infernius I assume is tending to kittens, while Torcuil practices with his shiny pistols, and Norfilly sleeps soundly in her new environment. Thez threatens to skin Lenos repeatedly if he DARES booby-trap Norfilly's room. I've got meta up the ass to work on, so pardon me as I get to it.
I am going to ask that players without distinctive flags do some degree of namefagging so that I don't have a brain hemm....
>>17707
Blood shoots from both of Thez' nostrils, she's been peeking from afar.
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17710
17715
>>17705
Do you know what space is?
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17711
17713
>>17707
"Oh I see. You want to bathe in the blood of your enemies. I'm sorry to inform you that will have to wait until tomorrow, after we kill this fucker in the stadium. In the mean time, please make use of our finely purified water"

Trumpaladin repeats to himself
"Furher Trumpaladin..."
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17712
17714
>>17709
Wanna join me?
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17713
17719 17720
>>17711
Ugh fine i guess water will do.
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17714
>>17712
Thez faints
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17715
17720 17721
>>17710
"More or less. I've never been interested in it before though. All the books on it back in Equestria require library access cards, for some reason.."
Trumpaladin
Moderator
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17716
17717 17718
>>17709
Is this enough for you?
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17717
17720
>>17716
Nope, not specific enough
Thez (GM)
pF3qq
?
No.17718
17720
>>17716
It doesn't have to be THAT distinct, just the flag, or a colored name, or the name Trumpaladin, but whatever works.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17719
17726
1459486__grimdark_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blood_colored_looking at you_pony_>rape_traditional art.jpeg
>>17708
>>17707
>>17713
"Check the tub."
*vanishes*
Trumpaladin
Moderator
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17720
17724 17725
>>17713
"Shall we take your clothes?"

>>17715
"We'll show you. Give it time"

>>17717
reeeee

>>17718
Lol, I'm fucking with you
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17721
17723 17726
>>17715
Ill give you a crash course after my bath k? I mean afterall i did single handedly convince the Fhürer to begin the colonization of our solar system.
Anonymous
kDIbF
?
No.17722
>>17709
hug them all.
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17723
17726 17727 17728
>>17721
>solar system
Isn't england closest to the sun?
Thez
pF3qq
?
No.17724
17726
>>17720
I know, but whatever works, just so I don't have to hi-light posts and scroll up to figure out who's doing what. This is going to be a challenge
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17725
17729
>>17720
"If you dont mind mr trumpadin."
*Drops clothes and goes and sits in the bath tub.*
Trumpaladin
Moderator
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17726
17730
>>17723
It never sets, I know that much

>>17719
"Come back?"

>>17721
"More than once, if you didn't know"

>>17724
I do what I want

Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17727
>>17723
top reference
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17728
17735
>>17723
No Scotsman its not
Trumpaladin
Moderator
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17729
>>17725
*Watches*
Thez
pF3qq
?
No.17730
>>17726
Too right, fair enough. Carry on then.
Thez
pF3qq
?
No.17731
>book flipping intensifies
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17732
GM, can Tracy restock her potions or not?
SrmNx
?
No.17733
17734 17736
[1d20 = 13]

Performance roll
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17734
17737
>>17733
What does that do?
\r
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17735
17745
>>17728
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPWq4L2fVQ
My internal space nerd is screaming if we can do planetary voyages
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17736
17739 17740
>>17733
Sings
https://youtu.be/nfWlot6h_JM
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17737
17738
>>17734
Call me retarded, but my guess is strip dance
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17738
>>17737
>implying.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17739
17741
haters gonna hate.png
>>17736
Love this song
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17740
17744
>>17736
*catches clothes*
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17741
17742 17744
>>17739
Aw thanks tracy it makes me feel good to be complimented on my singing.

Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17742
17743
>>17741
"And damned fine choreography to go with it, might I add"
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17743
17747
>>17742
Your making me blush trumpadin.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17744
17747 17749
>>17740
*confiscates clothes*
>>17741
"I can recognize talent when I see it.
I'm going to go take my bath before these autistic faggots pit us all to our dooms against that weird dog."
goodnight everyone
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17745
>>17735
Top jej scott.
Thez
pF3qq
?
No.17746
17748 17750 17753 17928
Thez wakes up to the sound of the music and rushes to Infernius.
"I'nis,... I hope you won't be mad,... but she's hawt. I hope you won't let it bother you though, you're still my favorite," she says lifting a wing and revealing her hip, on which the gemstone pattern shows a small picture (inspired by Tracy's cutie mark) of her tail entwined with his.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17747
17752 17928
>>17743
"If you can do that here, there's so much I know you can do. So much talent. Our potential is unlimited. You'll get a hell of a lot more than a bathtub of blood, I can promise you that. And more than a solar system."

>>17744
"Let yourself not be discouraged. I'm not stopping till I have the stars"
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17748
17753 17928
>>17746
The bull can come too if he wants.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17749
17751 17928
>>17744
"Are you sure you don't want to bathe with us?"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17750
>>17746
Trumpaladin stares down Thez
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17751
17754 17755 17756 17928
>>17749
"O-oh, Flashy. I didn't know you fancied blood baths."
*gets in the tub, which I assume is big enough for everyone*
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17752
17754
>>17747
R- really?
Anonymous
kDIbF
?
No.17753
17928
>>17748
>>17746
me dont mind me come too.
*leaves cats goes to bathroom*
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17754
17758 17760
>>17751
"Just like... what the fuck Tracy"
*disgust*

>>17752
Trumpaladin's look of seriousness resumes
"You defended an Empire, didn't you? Now, we can create one. And damned straight you can. You'll have the opportunity of a lifetime tomorrow"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17755
>>17751
All Trump bathtubs are big enough to hold multiple women besides a man
Anonymous
kDIbF
?
No.17756
17757 17758 17759 17764
>>17751
>gay bath house intensifies
Thez
pF3qq
?
No.17757
>>17756
Just what I was thinking. This is almost suspicious levels of lewd
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17758
>>17754
>*disgust*
The bathtub is full of blood, and you invited her in.
>>17756
D-d-delet this!
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17759
17761
>>17756
"God, please be deer. Please be deer"
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17760
17763
>>17754
I did with the help of the others. We were able to bring down (((them))) all
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17761
17766
>>17759
I've been implying thart she's been wreaking havok on the local wildlife for months, but I won't tell you what this is.
*picks floating eyeball out of the tub and looks at it*
Thez
pF3qq
?
No.17762
17767
Thez whispers to Infernius "Its like she can read minds."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17763
17765
>>17760
"You've done it before? I'm impressed. We'll do it again. And again."
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17764
17771
>>17756
https://youtu.be/8QiDMfrU7CI
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17765
17766
>>17763
Me and my sisters.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17766
17768
>>17761
I'm guessing probably mammal then?

Kittens?

>>17765
"You have new brothers and sisters here. Perhaps a new furher as well"
Anonymous
kDIbF
?
No.17767
17769
>>17762
infernuis whispers back
"maybe she can."
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17768
17770
>>17766
Like I'll tell you.
Thez
pF3qq
?
No.17769
17780
>>17767
Thez crosses her fingers and mutters "Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll...."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17770
>>17768
Don't make me hang a bitch
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17771
17772 17779
>>17764
"So... We gonna do this?"
Thez
pF3qq
?
No.17772
>>17771
P...pali check
Thez
pF3qq
?
No.17773
17775
Thez sinks into the tub till her nose is barely above the water(blood?) level.
I'm gonna have to step away. Kudos, you've exceeded my ability to play along.
Anonymous
pdDDJ
?
No.17774
Every time there's an awkward silence a retarded baby is born.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17775
17776
>>17773
Trumpaladin, also thoroughly disgusted, contemplates taking vials of the blood to see if anything - one - needs ressurrecting at the entertron, and if anypony needs smiting. Or if he just needs bleach
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17776
>>17775
And... There it is.

Resistance is overwhelmed, and Trumpaladin does what is stated in >>17775

Anonymous
pdDDJ
?
No.17778
17781
1507156598703-1.jpg
Praise Epona!
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17779
17782
>>17771
Do what mr Trump?
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17780
17793
>>17769
Im not a troll dont worry.
Anonymous
pdDDJ
?
No.17781
17784 17785
bbc.png
>>17777
>>17778
>off by one
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17782
17783 17789
>>17779
"Nevermind... Forgive me, this whole setup is too suspicious. Not you. The blood. We killed our jews months ago"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17783
>>17782
*Collects vials*
Anonymous
pdDDJ
?
No.17784
17786
4uGJXyY.png
>>17781
Wait, wtf did it go?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17785
17787
1496793252541.png
>>17781

Anonymous
pdDDJ
?
No.17786
>>17784
*goes to bed irl*
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17787
17788
>>17785
Trumpaladin takes blood samples, and tries to figure out where the hell it came from, hoping he doesn't accidentally resurrect a grizzly bear, or Korak, or a cougar or something while running it through the Entertron
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17788
>>17787
Also, Kills Tracy if she's been killing Port Barry Citizens
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17789
17790
>>17782
Is it because you don't find me attractive?
*obvious sadness in voice*
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17790
17791
>>17789
"No No No No. If anything, your attractiveness is almost too much for any man to handle. I... don't think I've seen a woman so beautiful in so long"
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17791
17792
>>17790
Oh okay :(
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17792
17793 17794
>>17791
"I'm just suspicious of the blue one is all. But you. You have an amazing voice. You will impress all the peoples when we liberate their lands. You have an beautiful face, charms everyone. Charms me"
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17793
17797
>>17780
"I hope you'll pardon my suspicious nature, its just so,... charming."
>>17792
"I agree. Perhaps we could do a duet sometime?no pun" Thez asks meekly. "I'm a bit flustered by you, but I'm a world-class performer in my own right, and if we can ever find that damn city, I've already got a record contract."

Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17794
17795
>>17792
That makes me feel better :)
Goes to sleep irl.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17795
17796 17799
>>17794
*Goes off to see if he needs to kill the pony*

GM does Smite Evil work on all attacks in a full round or just the first one?
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17796
17798
>>17795
Can be a normal attack or as one of a full round of attacks.
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17797
17799 17801
>>17793
Id love to do a duet with you thez!
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17798
>>17796
So can it be cast in the same round as an attack is done?
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17799
17800 17802
>>17795
If you wanted, you could even do 3 smites in one full round attack (u get 4/day). Its not a 'cast', its a special attack.
>>17797
Thez starts blowing bubbles in the blood, still looking meek. She's totally unaccustomed to someone so comely not being repulsed by her
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17800
17803 17804
>>17799
How could any one be repulsed by thez?
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17801
17807
>>17797
"So,... you probably have questions,... about the world and all,..."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17802
17808
>>17799
I feel like you said before it requires a full round to cast

So would damage be the d10 for Paladin (is that right?) plus 3 for strength modifier (1.5 times a +2 modifier for a two handed weapon) plus 15 for 15 Paladin levels?

>>17799
Trumpaladin takes more of the blood in case he needs it to resurrect someone. Unless it's confirmed animal, then he leaves it there
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17803
17805 17806
>>17800
"... cuz I have a tendency to tear things to shreds with fists, claws, feet, and tail,... and I'm obviously infernal,... and I sometimes eat faces,..."
Anonymous
kDIbF
?
No.17804
>>17800
this!!
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17805
>>17803
This
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17806
>>17803
Shit happens.
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17807
17809 17812
>>17801
"Im sure ill wake up in a bit, its fine."
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17808
17810
>>17802
I must have misunderstood your meaning. There's a spell (I can't find it atm) that is named something like Smite Evil, but the paladin ability does normal weapon damage plus paladin level(+15) + charisma bonus (+3)
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17809
17813
>>17807
"Well, unless that's what happens when you die in this world, I don't know of anyone waking up. There's a legend that says that killing the Terrasque might open a portal to wherever you want to go, but no one has ever succeeded."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17810
17811
>>17808
Isn't the charisma bonus applied to the attack roll (which should be +4 because I added two of the ability points to charisma for 18) and the paladin level to the damage amount?

There's a plus 15 to the attack roll on the first attack in every round, so with smite evil that's a +19 on the first attack roll
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17811
17816
>>17810
>18
Corrected
>+19 atk
Also correct
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17812
>>17807
"Many have... tried," she looks down for a moment. "You came in at an odd time, as the Terrasque happens to be not far from here, waiting for us with,... an old 'friend'."
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17813
17814 17816
>>17809
"Wait so this isnt a dream"
"Then where the hell am i?"
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17814
17816 17817
>>17813
"Isn't everything a dream more or less? This is world of potential. Its been said that this world was created by the combined will of all the Gods. Here are brought individuals who have pleased, and in some cases enraged, various entities. Those individuals are given free reign to do with as they please, intended to be for the enjoyment of both the individuals themselves and whatever entities and deities that can perceive it. I like to refer to it as Final Fantasy Football."
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17815
17816
"The only real consistency I have found is that everyone who finds themselves here has died in their planet, plane, or dimension of origin."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17816
17818 17820
>>17811
I am not sure, but if Tracy has a breastplate, those damn bracers, and a dexterity of 19, then she has an AC of +11 - +5 for breast plate, +3 for dexterity (she has a +4 modifier, but breastplates limit dexterity to +3), and +3 from the bracers (am I missing something?) So a first attack roll has higher than a 1 it hits (no smite evil, normal +15 on first roll), second attack has higher than a 1 (+10 attack bonus), and third attack has a 6 or higher (+5 third attack bonus), it lands?

>>17813
"Welcome to hell"

>>17814
>>17815
"As the demon lady says. We're in Purgatory. Defeat the Devil to escape"
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17817
17819 17820
>>17814
So this is some kind of sick joke deites are pulling?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17818
>>17816
Completely wrong. +10 base AC. Maybe also an extra point or two for small size
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17819
>>17817
"yes"
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17820
17821 17825
>>17816
I'd have to double check the numbers (the breastplate is incomplete, so only +3), but something like that. Also, you keep insisting that Tracy's bracers are better than the ring shield; they're not, the bracers are +3 while the ring shield is +4 (2 for shield size and 2 for magical augmentation).
"... devil." e_e
>>17817
"If thats how you wish to see it, then yes. For me this is the only place I've ever had,..." glances at Trump and Infernius, "Friends."
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17821
17822
>>17820
Wait you were born here?