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Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17398
17399
Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
449 replies and 43 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.17822
17824
>>17821
"No, I came from another world," thinks for a moment, "Faerun it was called, but,... that was never my home, this is. I've been forced to leave it twice, but I'll always come back to it."
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17823
17825
Does Trump have Vandereim on hand?
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17824
17826 17827
>>17822
"Can we leave the atmosphere?"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17825
17828 17830
>>17820
I think Tracy is just barely big enough to be in the "medium" category, so no additional points for that. Does an incomplete Breast plate still limit dexterity bonus? If so, that's a 19 AC for her, and if not, that's a 20.

I forgot I also have a +2 strength modifier on attack rolls. So a 2 or 3 to land on the first attack, a 7 or 8 for a second, and a 12 or 13 for the third

What is Trumpaladin's AC? His main armor has never been specified, but Full Plate makes most sense. That would be a +8. If the ring shield is called up, that's +4. The D&D rules say that armor bonus stacks, which I think means I can claim the magic chain mail bonus too... is that a plus 7 or what is it?
>>17820
>Friends
"So long as I am convinced I cannot slay you, you can call me a friend"
>>17823
"Always"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17826
17829
>>17824
"Maybe. You haven't even been outside yet have you? This tower we're in is a giant floating crystal, capable of all sorts of energy fields. I'd have to ask Lenos you'll meet him before too long, but with the place's level of design, it shouldn't be impossible."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17827
17829
>>17824
"We need to conquer this planet first"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17828
>>17825
Or maybe it doesn't stack. I don't know
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17829
17831 17833
>>17826
>>17827
Where is this lennos fellow?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17830
17833
>>17825
+8 for the plate, +4 for the shield, another +8 for the suit
As for the dex bonus/penalty, yes
"Why don't ye tell them the whole story ye craven wench, I'd like to hear it meself!" Vandereim taunts.

Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17831
17832
>>17829
"He's usually milling about downstairs in the forge, but with all the naked he's probably monitoring from the top of the main staircase at the control interface."
At the sound of Vandereim (Trump has an intelligent sword), Thez breathes a deep and heavy sigh.
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17832
17834
>>17831
Whats that sound?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17833
>>17830
Damn. That's a lot of points.
>>17829
"Usually in the forge. That or in the cockpit"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17834
>>17832
e_e "Vandereim, an insufferable, loud-mouthed, drunken bastard."
"Say it right ye monkey-bitch!" Vandereim retorts.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17835
17836
"Trump, hold me up for a moment will ye?"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
?
No.17836
>>17835
"Certainly"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17837
17838 17839
As Trump lifts Vandereim, the sword calls out "I am Vandereim! The Masterful, Mystical, Messianic, and Metaphysically Most-Magnificent Bastardsword!" a light shines down from somewhere and a sound of "Ahhhhh" can be heard from the periphery.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17838
>>17837
Trump Basks in this as well
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17839
17840
>>17837
C- can i see it?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17840
17841 17843
>>17839
"I dunno lass, are ye,... evil?"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17841
17844
>>17840
You said before only a Paladin can wield him
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17842
Vandereim.png
Forgot pic
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17843
>>17840
"I like to think of my self as good challenged."
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17844
>>17841
Yes, but anyone can hold him, except evil characters (they take damage)
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17845
17846 17847
V> "Oi, lad! Why are ye bathing in blood? Gone SOFT on me have ye?!"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17846
>>17845
"I wanted to be accommodating to our new guest, then left after the suspicion of where the hell the Blue One got it from became too great"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17847
17848 17849
>>17845
What kind of advanced technology allows it to talk?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17848
17850
>>17847
"I don't know. Seems to be Scottish"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17849
17852
>>17847
V> "I'm magic lass! I was once the proud weapon of a great elven prince who like yerselves came to this world from another," he glares knives at Thez.
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17850
17851
>>17848
C- can i take it apart?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17851
>>17850
"NO. He's my Demon-killer. He and I have slain many a Bolshevik. Cut limbs."
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17852
17853 17854
>>17849
"Magic doesnt exist."
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17853
17855
>>17852
Thez looks at you like you just said something completely absurd.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17854
17857
>>17852
"I was hoping an afterlife didn't either. Yet here we are"
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17855
17856
>>17853
"Something i said?"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17856
17858
>>17855
Thez leans closer, still with a baffled look on her face. "What do you mean 'magic doesn't exist'? Of COURSE magic exists!"
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17857
17860
>>17854
"Why would you hope for that?"
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17858
17860 17861
>>17856
"Can you measure it?"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17859
17860
Footsteps can be heard approaching. "Wait, wait,... did she just say magic doesn't exist? Wew!"
Entering the room is a 2' tall fellow with gold and black striped hair, wearing an ornate robe and a man-sized, curved bladed dagger slung over his back, and an intricate cylinder hanging from his belt.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17860
17862
>>17857
"I've suffered enough"

>>17858
"Yeah. My magic shield has +2 AC versus steel, for instance"

>>17859
"Hey Lenos"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17861
17863 17867
>>17858
"Yeah, as a matter of fact you can. Magic is measured by the intensity of spell and the degree of effect," the little fellow says drawing closer.
"This is Lenos. Lenos, this is Taylor," Thez offers.
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17862
17864
>>17860
Maybe your not here to suffer but to thrive and become better?
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17863
17865 17866
>>17861
Show me the math!
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17864
>>17862
"I am here to free this land and spread the Glory of Football. That is my purpose. I don't know if that is why I was brought here, but I've made it mine"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17865
17871
>>17863
"Well hell, I can do that. Name something specific"
Anonymous
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No.17866
17870 17871
>>17863
L> "Math? You're looking at it all wrong. For some magic is a matter of combining attributes of items, words, gestures, and symbols. For others like me," his expression sharpens, he focuses on the ceiling and stretches out his hands in a triangular shape. Like a flamethrower, a huge gout of flame gushes forward splaying all across the ceiling (not catching fire, its glass-ish), "its a matter of inherent ability," he concludes.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17867
17868
>>17861
GM, you never stated Tracy's actual stats while in the Cauchemar form. You did say that she only counts as "large" and not the regular" huge. Are we going by Druid wildshape rules where equipment is melded into the new form?

Also, how is Tracy able to make three attacks? I see that a level 15 rogue can do it. But a level 13 can't.
Anonymous
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No.17868
17870
>>17867
No, nor are we going by Cauchemar OR Nightmare stats. She gets three when she's got two blades in hand.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17869
*hoof
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17870
17872
>>17868
Um... what math should I use?

>>17866
>You're looking at it all wrong
Math is absolutely the correct way to look at it
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17871
17873 17874
>>17866
>>17865
Thats obviously not magic. There is a scientific explication for everything.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17872
17874
>>17870
We're talking conceptually. Characters don't perceive magic by + values, that's a meta game, player thing.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17873
17874 17875
>>17871
Thez and Lenos both look at Tay like she just said something silly.
L> "How about this then?"
Lenos pulls out his rod no pun and pushes a button along its surface, sending forth a short (this time) stream of about 40 more kittens.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17874
17876
>>17871
"It's really all the same to me. I don't understand computer programming for instance. And what difference does it make if a magic force levitates an object, or if a magnet does?"

>>17873
"Not sure if that violates conservation of mass. Also see if that is where Tracy is getting blood from"

>>17872
That's what magic means for me though. Math in the D&D rules
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17875
17877
>>17873
Thats obviously some sort of advanced technology.
Anonymous
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No.17876
17879
>>17874
I get you, I'm just describing it how Lenos - a sorcerer - would.
>conservation of mass
40 kittens from essentially a full-size mag light? After earlier spraying hundreds from the same mag light?
Anonymous
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No.17877
17878
>>17875
L> "Yeah,... magic."
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17878
17879
>>17877
Listen short stuff Magic does not exist.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17879
>>17876
Teleportation, pocket dimension, compression of the kittens into an area of smaller volume but equal mass. I don't know. Star Trek has done similar. Of course Star Trek pretty much had magic. All I am sure of is that we now have to look out for the welfare of more kittens.

>>17878
"consider it sufficiently advanced technology"
Anonymous
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No.17880
17882
Lenos sighs, looks over to Tay's axe and casts Animate Object. The axe springs to life and starts bouncing around.
"Sick 'em," he says. The axe growls and starts chasing the kittens, which start hissing and running away. The axe chases them out of the room.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17881
17882
L> "You were saying?"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17882
17883
>>17881
>>17880
Obviously nano bots connected some sort of ai to my guitar
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17883
>>17882
"Or Smoke and mirrors."
Anonymous
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No.17884
17885 17886
Lenos looks over at Trump and Thez. "I think this one's a little slow. Pretty though," he shrugs, walking out of the room.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17885
17886
>>17884
"Definitely Pretty"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17886
17888 17889
>>17884
>>17885
Im not just a pretty face you know, and lennos im probably smarter than you.
Anonymous
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No.17887
Thez gets up out and stretches for a moment. "Well I'll leave you two three technically, I forgot Infernius never left, my faggot needs to sleep. Lovely to meet you Tay, we'll have lots of fun tomorrow I'm sure," she waves before vanishing with a <whooof>.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17888
17890
>>17886
"I bet. I can't wait to see what your knowledge, intelligence, and training brings to the group"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17889
>>17886
>smarter than Lenos
That would be impressive, he's the smartest protagonist in the group. Anyway, night all.
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17890
17891
>>17888
Id like to see where this goes.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17891
17893
>>17890
"So... Want to fuck while Tracy is asleep?"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17893
17894
>>17891
Sure I dont have anything else to do.got a condom?
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17894
17895
>>17893
"uh... No. Do I need one?"
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17895
17896
>>17894
I play it safe.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17896
17897
>>17895
"How about just withdraw?"
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17897
17898
>>17896
"Are you clean?"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17898
17899
>>17897
"Oh yeah. At least so long as that pony was clean."
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17899
17900
>>17898
Which pony?
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17900
17901
>>17899
"Tracy Cage"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17901
17902
>>17900
"Ill pass on sex then"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17902
17903 17904
>>17901
"No no, she should have been clean when she woke up in new body, and clean since. It's all good"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17903
>>17902
STDs don't follow you to the afterlife
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17904
17905
>>17902
"Thats not the reason im passing its a sisterhood kinda thing im sure you know what i mean right."
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17905
17906
>>17904
"What do you mean? I think she would appreciate a fan and I getting along"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17906
17907
>>17905
"Its just you know tracy is super cool and i dont wanna step on any toes if theres anything between you two ya know?"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17907
17908
>>17906
"I don't see why she would mind. She likes you. Besides, even if it did that would just make it edgier. And Tracy more than anyone can appreciate edge"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17908
17909
>>17907
"I've seen the Japanese animus i know shes a j-ander, i know what happens when a woman crosses the line"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17909
17910
>>17908
"Eh, let's just keep it secret. We might die tomorrow you know. That beast that mage guy has is tough"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17910
17911 17912 17913
>>17909
"And if we dont tracy kill me anyway ja"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17911
17914 17915
>>17910
"Nah, she actually has a soft side to her. There was this unicorn I thought she was going to kill, but I found out later she actually befriended. She's got a soft side to her. You two will be as sisters, believe me. She respects your edge, and she can respect the edge in taking her husbando"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17912
17914 17915
>>17910
"You saw how she summoned a bathtub of blood from... Somewhere, for you"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17913
17915
>>17910
"We're all gonna get along great. That I can tell you"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17914
17916
>>17912
>>17911
"I dont know man ive seen the memes on 4chin"
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17915
17916 17924
>>17911
>>17912
>>17913
"whats going on over here?"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17916
17917 17927
>>17914
"Well, if you're really unsure, we can just ask her tomorrow. But I tell you she'd be completely okay with it, especially you, since she likes how you appreciate her edge. Nothing wrong with multiple waifus.

>>17915
"Hey Inferius! Glad to see you woke up. Tay and I have been talking. Thez is asleep."

>>17914
"I'm serious though that I think you could really add to the team. Hearing what you said about Erde... It really made me think of what we could all accomplish. Together. And damn are you beautiful when you sing. Well, you're always beautiful, but I mean your performance is powerful. I hope it is put to good use tomorrow"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17917
17918
>>17916
"Alright we'll ask her, ill,inspire you all tomorrow trust me!"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17918
17919
>>17917
"Good night, and good luck"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17919
17921
latest_cb=20130801222850.cf.png
>>17918
"Same too you, extends arm like pic related"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17920
*laying in his bed, Trumpaladin realizes why Joseph Smith went through the effort of founding a new religion*
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17921
17922
>>17919
"we're gonna kick this nerd's ass. And we're going to have a proper bath of hot blood"

*shakes hand*
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17922
17923 17948
>>17921
"Thats not frowend upon by ...Footbal was it
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17923
>>17922
?
Tay
SrmNx
?
No.17924
17925
>>17915
"Good night big guy"
Anonymous
kDIbF
?
No.17925
>>17924
night.

Anonymous
kDIbF
?
No.17927
>>17916
me just wake up to piss
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17928
17929 17933 17948
Cock a doodle doo
The cow says fuck you
>>17753
>>17751
>>17749
>>17748
>>17747
>>17746
>gay
>bath
>house
Anonymous
pdDDJ
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No.17929
17930 17948
fire feel.jpg
>>17928
I-It's not that gay..!
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17930
>>17929
>First stage of grief: denial
Anonymous
pdDDJ
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No.17931
17933
But seriously now, can I get a yes/no on that potion restock?
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17932
17933 17948
I gtg I should be back by 12 but it oould be about 1. don't kill anything without me.
"And Trump, I'm taking the filly to collect sticks"

Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17933
17934 17948
>>17932
Right,....
>>17931
What potions?
>>17928
If Taylor Swift invited you to bathe in blood, you would bathe.
Anonymous
pdDDJ
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No.17934
17935 17948
>>17933
Like, does she have the time to buy/refill any? She already used up the magic vestment, and the dimerterium bombs never actually got made.
I want some acid resistance.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17935
>>17934
Good thinking, yeah you can have some of those. The shackles will take time to research as an item.
pF3qq
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No.17936
[15d9+30 = 108]
[15d7+75 = 133]
Rolling hp, don't mind me
pF3qq
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No.17937
[2d9+30 = 47]
[13d5+30 = 74]

pF3qq
?
No.17938
[4d9+4 = 22]
[10d5+10 = 46]

Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17939
17940
If it wasn't clear earlier, keen all of the edges.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17940
17941
>>17939
K. Now did you mean resistance potions or protection potions?
Resistance gives damage reduction of type per round, where protection gives essentially Hp against damage type?
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17941
17942 17943
>>17651
Wait, you meant pm, right?
>>17940
Idk. Something that protects long enough to stay inside an internal organ for a few minutes.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17942
17944
>>17941
No, I meant 9a. It's 6p in Norway right now, I was going for optimal overlap.
>>17941
I'd go for resistance then. Protection is what Thez used to survive Lenos' dragon-breath, whereas resistance is more for gradual damage/round

Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17943
>>17941
I think I was going for protection.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17944
17945
>>17942
So, game time soon?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17945
17946
>>17944
Not without more players, 9a was kind of a ballpark estimate, we'll see who shows up when
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17946
17947 17948
>>17945
Okay then.
Can Tracy stack some extra barrels of knives around the outside of the stadium?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17947
17948 17950
>>17946
I'm going with no,... the amount of time it would take to fill the quiver with knives alone would be extensive, outside the standard group actions, on top of acquisition of potions and, etc.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17948
17949
>>17922
Only depending upon the source of the blood. Although it's kind of weird

>>17928
I think your character is the only one to have been anally penetrated thus far, except perhaps Inferius

>>17929
yes it is...

>>17933
This.

>>17932
Reeeee! I wanted to fetch sticks with the filly

>>17934
I was wondering how long it would take you to ask for that potion. The shackles would have been amazing, but I didn't think you'd sneak it past GM.

>>17946
>>17947
Food locations would have cutlery though, wouldn't they?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17949
17950
>>17948
He wasn't penetrated, he was forcefully sat on.
>cutlery
Not in the quantities that she's asking, she's already got a broom-closet full.
And she shouldn't expect the majority of them to be 'melee-grade'
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17950
17951
>>17947
GM, what is the name of that magic field the mage extends?

>>17949
Oh come on! Give him something less pleasant for that
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17951
17952 17955
>>17950
What, for the >rape? Nah, context my dude. Troll either hadn't ever gotten any, or hadn't in a very long while. Here's this otherwise upstanding dude, obviously infatuated and spilling his spaghetti. She decided to both give him what he seemed to want, while also making him suffer for being awkward, but not in a way that would completely traumatize him (a little, but not a lot).
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17952
17953
>>17951
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I wanted to take her virginity. Oh well.

This is more or less a map of what the stadium should be like, although it may be smaller than its model. See that the concourses off to the side are huge, and the seating area is huge
http://www.seats3d.com/nfl/denver_broncos/#/level_7/
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17953
17954
Screenshot-2017-11-11 Denver Broncos 500 Level.png
>>17952
TY. Don't expect that level of sophistication, but <blam>
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17954
17956 17962
>>17953
Notice the site has information for each level of seating. Check out "suites" and "United Club."

Is the Entertron portable and it what way? Also, does it actually require input?
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17955
17956 17958
Checking in, I'll be ready at 1
>>17951
>suffer
Well it fucking worked
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17956
17959
>>17954
Oh gawd, you're going to reference seating areas in combat aren't you? K ~_~
The entertron is permanently fixed to the tower, and removing it will completely disable it (its linked to the field that operates the tower)
>>17955
Your bad for saying "I love you" to a hoers named Trollestia at virtually the outset of a date. Xp
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17957
17959 17962
1503225332393.jpg

Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17958
17960 17961
505171__safe_artist-colon-clamstacker_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_knife_nicolas cage_simple background_solo_transparent background.png
>>17955
"Walk it off!" can be heard from no direction in particular.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17959
>>17956
Maybe... And I still think that date went better than he deserved.

>>17957
This.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17960
>>17958
Also this.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17961
17963
>>17958
Is taking Tracy as a mount a stupid idea right now given your battle plans?\\

GM, do the Blue Suede Shoes work while mounted?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17962
17963
>>17954
As for input, a single scrap of dna is all that is required.

For the proceeding fight, there will be 3 types of "out-of-commission". Down, Kill, and Splat. Down can be healed, Kill needs a revive, and Splat means Entertron only Thez could revive Splat, but then she becomes splat herself and that takes a LONG time to regenerate
>>17957
Taylor Swift is rapidly becoming my favorite pop-culture figure
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17963
17965 17966 17968
>>17961
There's a cool thing I wanna do first, but it's welcomed after that point.
>>17962
>A single scrap of dna is all that is required.
Could that, hypothetically, be used for cloning?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17964
17965
Another thing to note, with all the modifiers, stats, tables and considerations I CAN GUARANTEE that I will make errors and mistakes. I will do my best, but I am more concerned with maintaining the flow of gameplay than making sure I remember each and every combat modifier or whatever. If I make a glaring mistake, please correct me and if its timely I can re-script the occurrence, and if it is not timely I will gladly make amends in the next occurrence. Also please don't issue too many commands at once, as both the variance of the auto-update, possible time lag of posts, and other considerations will likely make this tricky to keep an idea of sequence. Again, I will do my absolute best.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17965
17966 17973
>>17963
Would you mind having her present herself to be mounted?

"Get me closer! I want to hit him with my sword"

Also I want to know about cloning as well
>>17964
The armor gives arcane spells a 30% failure chance right?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17966
17967 17970
>>17963
>Cloning
No. Think of it as an instant regeneration device, where any exterior surplus withers away
>>17965
Which armor?
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17967
17972
>>17966
I think the plate. Possibly the magic chain mail as well
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Armor
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17968
>>17963
Although if you want to fight on the ground with the sword, that works too, just give a position where I can use the shoes to get in and hit it with my sword
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17969
I is here
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17970
>>17966
*inis rises from his coma*
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17971
17974
tfw the ride starts.jpg
Tracy is currently meditating as a Blackguard does in an undisclosed area and channeling wicked energies from the ongoing 4CC, as she prepares focuses her monstrous abilities for the imminent blood-orgy.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17972
>>17967
No, the chain was crafted specifically so to allow for the full movement of normal clothes (cuz otherise a duelist suffers when armored). Also, paladins cast divine spells, so no worries.
K, so I'm seeing Tracy, Trump, Infernius(?), Torcuil, Taylor (so many T's!), leaving Norfilly

Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17973
17976
>>17965
Archane spells are disrupted by armor, except by Bards and Assassins who may wear light armor.
Paladins use divine spells anyway.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17974
17975 17976 17977 17978 17980 17987 17992
>>17971
BTW, you do realize you're still wearing the dimensional shackles right?
Does anyone happen to know their armor classes?
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17975
>>17974
Uh, best defense is a best offense?

Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17976
>>17973
What do mages use?

>>17974
Take dimensional shackles off pony

Nord filly summoned
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17977
>>17974
I think I calculated last night that mine is 30 and Tracy's is 19
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17978
>>17974
uh 4?
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17979
17981 17982 17986
>wakes up
>don't know what has happened as it was "too much" to read...
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17980
17982 17986 17987
>>17974
Whats an armor class?
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17981
17983
>>17979
Filly is asleep and random shit happened
Welcome back
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17982
17984
>>17980
Nerd shit. What kind of armor do you wear into battle?

>>17979
Talking. And a literal blood bath
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17983
17985 17989
>>17981
>yawns
>still a bit groggy
"Good Morning... I think.."
>looks around
>also check if I still have my sickle
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17984
17990
>>17982
chainmail i guess.
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17985
17988
>>17983
"Morning little one, want some candy?"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17986
17989 17990 17991 17993
>>17979
Lewds and explanations. Will give quick rundown in a minute
>>17980
Thez walks in, the air shimmering around her from a variety of enchantments and a particularly strong evil aura.
"So I guess we're doing this then. Infernius or Torcuil, do you have any protection spells, particularly for Taylor and Norfilly?"
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17987
18001
>>17974
Tracy's was light (would've upgraded a while ago, but flying mounts can't fly with anything higher) hydra-skin barding, upgraded with the plates from giants' skulls. Did she have another does of vest oil?
>>17980
Nerdy crap.
It's basically degrees of armor heaviness/thickness. Higher class armor gives more protection, but also restricts mobility and spells.
Bards can cast spells in light armor without interference. Would Taylor have a studded leather jacket in her wardrobe?
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17988
18001
>>17985
"Do I want candy? Does the bear shit in the woods?"
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17989
17995
>>17983
"Good morning little one, how are you?"
>>17986
"Uh, I may have soeething for Norfilly, give me a minute
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17990
17996 18001
>>17984
If you don't have bonus points for dexterity, you'll have an AC of 15. You might get as many as +2 for dexterity

>>17986
Do I have anything
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17991
17996 18007
>>17986
No need for rundown. I assume my character don't know what has happened either. And not knowing IRL makes it easier to play ignorant.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17992
17994 17996
>>17974
Pls gib key...
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17993
17996
>>17986
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Shield_Other
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17994
>>17992
*unshackles pony*
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17995
17998 18003 18007
>>17989
"I'm fine. Dreamt about ponies. They were playing football and Elway was there. And he taught me football. And then we played football."
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17996
18002
>>17991
Fair enough
>>17990
You do, but theirs is better
>>17992
Trump took 'em off, he's got the keys.
>>17993
Good start, but I was thinking Magic Vestment, and maybe Greater Magic Weapon
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17997
18005
I could suggest more spells, but Thez doesn't know them so that would be bad
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17998
>>17995
"Oh, those are the best dreams. The very best.

We'll be teaching a mage a thing or two about football in an hour or less"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18001
18003 18004 18006
>>17988
Language young lady!!
>>17987
I probably would.
>>17990
I dont even know what my stats are.
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18002
>>17996
me cast those too dont worry.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18003
18006 18007
Thez pulls her mask out and places it over her face, assuming the form of Urri (a hide-scrap wearing hippy).
>>18001
For Taylor I have a 9 Str, 15 Dex, 10 Con, 14 Int, 14 Wis, and 15 Cha.
>>17995
For Norfilly I have a 10 Str, 12 Dex, 11 Con, 13 Int, 11 Wis, and 14 Cha
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18004
18007 18010
>>18001
"Sorry"
>looks down at hoof and blush
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18005
18006
>>17997
Infernius should designate the tower for Word of Recall.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18006
18011
>>18003
>>18001
Studded leather gives you a +3 as well as a +2 for Dexterity, for an AC of 15

>>18005
Why not the stadium concourse? It's a big stadium
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.18007
18009
large.png
>>17991
Smart
>>17995
"Awww, well I have a crude protection spell, but it should work"
>>18003
>1 year old filly is stronger than Torc
RIP in peace Torc's pride
Well, whats left of it
>>18004
"Oh its fine, just be a bit more careful"


Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18008
18012 18015
GM, does the nerd have death spells? What kind of spells should I be concerned about here?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18009
18015
>>18007
I just rolled it, besides I doubt you're going to be doing any strength checks or anything
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18010
18014
449343-candy-gummy-worms-wallpaper-3.png.cf.jpg
>>18004
"You only get half the candy now, And half after the fight."
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18011
18017
>>18006
Word of recall is an emergency spell. He could designate both, but that would use up both of his 6th level spells.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18012
18013 18018
>>18008
Of course he does. Protections and magic circles vs. Evil are strongly advised
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18013
18019 18020
>>18012
i cast protection from evil on everyone.
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18014
18016
1499185279813.png
>>18010
"O-okay"
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.18015
told-you-no-step-step-on-snek-13069829.png
>>18009
You got me there
>>18008
That just takes the fun out of it

>irl picture of Mr. Snek
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18016
18021
>>18014
"Is Something funny? Why are you looking so smug?"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.18017
>>18011
In your opinion, is Holy Sword, Dispel Evil, or Death Ward wiser for my level 4 spell?
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/3.5e_Paladin_Spells
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.18018
18020
>>18012
Infernius, get on this.
Also, be ready to flank allies with those boots and save them when the nerd spatters us.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18019
>>18013
You can omit Thez from spells, she's got herself covered
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18020
>>18013
>>18018

Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18021
18022 18030
>>18016
>just thinking about me being stronger than Taylor
Tay
SrmNx
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No.18022
>>18021
"Reeee go to the corner and stay there untill we leave!"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.18023
18024 18025 18026 18027 18028 18031
AFK for about the next 10 minutes, recommending doing any last minute spell-prep, strategy, or w/e. Don't think you're sneaking up on 'em, that's my last tidbit of advice.
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.18024
18026 18028
>>18023
>eats 1/2 candy feeling the sugar rush
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.18025
18044
>>18023
i cast word of recall on the concession stand in the stadium once we get there