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Low Sodium Mixed Nuts
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17398
17399
Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
549 replies and 46 files omitted.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17399
17401
>>17398
No, fuck you. I want this resolved now or never
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17401
>>17399
Thats what other bread is for.
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17405
>>17397 →
Top
Fucking
Kek
Anonymous
pdDDJ
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No.17407
Can Tracy restock her potions?
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17413
17415
were we gonna play tonight?
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17415
17416
>>17413
I'm in, although I'm willing to wait for Nordbro and Taylor to set themselves up. If they haven't been scared away by all the recent faggotry.
Would make for an awesome halftime show in the stadium.
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17416
17418 17423
>>17415
I'm hanging around. Haven't felt like I had something to contribute, so I am watching some "How to be a good player" videos.
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17418
>>17416
Fair enough, Hello again
>continues driving rovers until we start
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17422
17425
How about we agree to disagree, but not act like faggots toward one another, or else GM will start nerfing characters left and right? ^_^
>sweetest of disingenuous smiles

As far as the lingering drama, I'm just going to say (for now) that the drama "has passed, in a manner yet to be described", but so help me I WILL nerf! e_e
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17423
17426
>>17416
Glad to hear it! Is there any way I can be of assistance, lovely filly?
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17425
17428
>>17422
Works for me
>Torc plays more fetch with Mr. Snek
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17426
17427 17428
>>17423
No icy patches to begin with due to trauma. Well technically don't tempt me with the candy, tastefull as it was, the doctor gave me. I like sweets but not big pink ones anymore.
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17427
17431
>>17426
I don't actually want to blame the candy when I think on it. I want candy now.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17428
17430
>>17425
Sorry for the delay on that. Since he's a snake, you get an automatic +3 on bluff checks. Snek has 1/2 your hit points, has an Intelligence of 13 (though can't communicate except with you), otherwise the stats are consistent with the stats in the Monster listing.
>>17426
Don't worry, I don't think anyone will permit sheisty candy.
Anonymous
SrmNx
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No.17429
17431
1503225150636.jpg
Im here.
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17430
17433
>>17428
Nice, but that brings up another question
How many hit points does Torc have?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17431
17434 17436
>>17427
>>17429
Okay, so both of you are playing bards, though seemingly of different alignments. Any preference or idea what sorts of equipment you both would have had at time of death?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17432
17437 17438
>inb4 dueling banjos
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17433
17438
>>17430
Hasn't been rolled yet, but its 15d4 + 15
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17434
17439
>>17431
I only think I had a blanket and a collection of some twigs.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17435
17439
Can an Efficient Quiver's contents be poured inside-out, like the Bag of Holding can?
Also, can living creatures remain in the bag, with the Necklace of Adaption on?
Anonymous
SrmNx
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No.17436
17439 17442 17447
>>17431
My guitar and my 44 magnum.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17437
trish-hrafnaharr-axebass6.jpg
>>17432
Kek
HkPmr
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No.17438
17441
[15d4+15 = 47]
>>17432
>banjo dueling intensifys
So we have a filly bard, and taylor swift?
>>17433
Uh, roll HP I guess?


Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17439
17443 17448 17449
>>17435
Yes, and yes
>>17436
So you're playing straight-up Taylor Swift then? Alright
>>17434
Not even an instrument?
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17440
17454
trump-brief.jpg
*Looks around*
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17441
>>17438
K, so 53. Snek has 26.
(yeah, you should have died when Korak shot you)
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17442
17443 17445 17447
>>17436
I know how to whistle... I'm only a year old
>not sure if I chose a bad starting point/backstory
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17443
>>17439
>>17442

Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17445
17446
>>17442
"I'll have ye playn the bagpipes soon enough you wee lass"
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17446
17451
>>17445
https://youtu.be/8VIllAilTnE
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17447
17450 17458
Okay maybe not died, but fallen unconscious. Troll would've saved you in that event, but yeah. Careful now, you're squishy
>>17442
>is extra-squishy
This will be interesting. Being a CMC, (and having virtually no equipment or exp) I'm gonna give extra ranks in perform-singing.
>>17436
Alright, but just note you only have so many bullets, and while they can be made, they'll be difficult to come by in any sort of quantity.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17448
17452
>>17439
*Tracy add as many more knives and other sharp objects as she can to the bag*
Now, about those potions?
Anonymous
SrmNx
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No.17449
17452 17459
>>17439
No im a follower of the cult of taylor. We are all named taylor, because we wish to emulate her majesty queen taylor.
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17450
17452
>>17447
>not died, but fallen unconsious
Wut
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17451
>>17446
"SQWEEEEEEEE!"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17452
17453 17463
>>17450
IIRC, the 2 shots did a combined 56 or 57 damage, which would've put you under 0 (-10 is kill).
>>17449
Thats good, cuz I was gonna reference that Ellen episode where she scared the piss outta Taylor.
>>17448
That's alot of knives and sharp things. If you dump the treasure from the side pocket (you don't get quick-draw from the side pocket),... well how many sharps can you fit in a broom closet?
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17453
17456
>>17452
Ah, well
Fuck
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17454
17455
star_spangler__the_american_pony_by_crococomics-d567ecp.png
>>17440

Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17455
17457 17462
>>17454
*Pets Filly in a very Patriotic manner*
"Have you ever heard the story of my namesake hero, little Filly?"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17456
17457
>>17453
Meh, its ancient(?) history now. Besides, your departure wasn't much different than what would've happened anyway.
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17457
17460 17471
>>17455
>rolls eyes
"Not this shite again"
>>17456
Okay.
"Now about that wankstain in the stadium"
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17458
17466
>>17447
For all intents and purposes i am taylor swift.
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17459
17461
>>17449
Can you tell me more about Taylor? Possible skills (I get firearm, perform, weapon proficiency in axe, probably some firearm feats as well) and whatever else?

Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17460
>>17457
"Oh Fuck off"
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17461
17466
>>17459
What specifically did you want to know about?
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17462
17464 17466
>>17455
I remember the one day a hippie (or what they are called) just came by one day and screamed to the farmer that lived with me that Trump would destroy the world or something. The farmer laughed and smiled the rest of the day. And I got extra candy.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17463
17464
>>17452
*tracy disappears and dumps her treasure into her impregnable dungeon*
*she then fills it with keen-edged knives and other sharp objects as she can fit*
She has three javelins left, right?
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17464
17465
>>17462
"Well there you go little filly. Extra Candy. Damn hippies"

*Gives Candy to Filly*

>>17463
Share the Treasure, Kike. We might need it to pay late tribute anyways

Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17465
17467 17468
>>17464
There's still the wagon loaded with the Jew-gold, waiting to be pulled by the draft mare.It's kind of been spoiled that we're going to have to fight
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17466
17472 17478
>>17458
>easily surprised
>>17461
Well as 'essentially' TS, she would be low strength, low constitution, good dex, better int, decent wis, and high cha. She'd have ranks in Appraise, Bluff, Concentration, Diplomacy, Hide, Jump (kek), Knowledge (arcana), Listen, Lots of Perform/Profession, and Tumble. I'll save feats for later, but I'm assuming light armor proficiency, and point-blank/precise shot (assuming decent training in firearms). Anything you'd like to add (personality, habits, behavior patterns, etc. to flesh out)?
>>17462
Since you're choosing a 1 y/o Filly, you're going to be the least experienced in the party, but as a CMC you're gonna have a few ranks in LOTS of skills. Any weapons to speak of?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17467
17469
>>17465
Nah, the jew gold was put onto the tower. Korak and co waited until the last 'trip' to ambush.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17468
17469
Really.gif
>>17465
Uh huh. Share Thez's Treasure. If you don't want the Inquisition after you, don't be a secret Jew
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17469
17470 17473 17474
>>17468
>Implying your character even knows about it
>>17467
Oh, so he waited until we loaded everything onto the tower before loading it.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17470
>>17469
This isn't working Out
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17471
17475
>>17457
I don't think we're gonna get to him tonight, its probably going to take a bit to finish with and introduce the new characters. At least they won't blow up,....
"Bitch," Lenos mutters.
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17472
17474 17475
>>17466
What is CMC (tried to search without luck).
For weapon I think I would like to have an.... hmmmm... I have no proficiency, but the wheat harvester my farmer used looked cool and I think could do some damage. So if there is something similar to that I want it. But I will settle for an hatchet or axe for now.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17473
>>17469
We asked one thing of you. Stop Being a kike and let's leave the drama behind. And what's the first thing you do? Be a kike with resources you don't need.

For once in your life - once - think about other people
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17474
17477 17479
>>17469
No, they were on the tower waiting for you all to finish. Remember that listen check that I said "You hear a sneeze from the opposite side of the tower"? ^_~
Korak knew all about the all-gravity of the surface, and positioned his men so they wouldn't be seen.
>>17472
Cutie Mark Crusader, and how about a sickle?
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17475
17480
>>17471
And thus, knowing he had failed
And no one would explode again
He looked out upon the sunset
A tear in his eye
And Lenos muttered a single word
"Bitch"

Torc goes to talk to him about those modifycations
>>17472
CMC= cutie mark crusader
Deus vult

Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17476
17481
>reaches for the nerf-wand
Why, this sounds an awful lot like salt. I would hate for there to be salt in the low-sodium thread. ^_^#
Anonymous
caDFV
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No.17477
17482
>>17474
Oooo.. Sickle would be nice.
>hoping it don't lead to communism
>but then again killing communists with a sickle and a hammer could be fun
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17478
17482 17500
>>17466
Im the strict mom of the group.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17479
>>17474
I meant to type "before attacking us".
He was watching the whole time, vaping his sword.
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17480
17483
>>17475
As you enter the forge, you are showered with confetti.
"Hmmmm. Con... fetti... (he's writing on the rod)," he looks up. "Need somethin'?"
Anonymous
EKJ+B
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No.17481
17484 17485
>>17476
Because there was no intent of changing anything at all
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17482
17486 17487
>>17477
>>17478
Alright then. Both of you are free to start. You find yourself in a bare room, made entirely of an opaque glassy surface. There is a single bed, with a chest at the foot of it, made of the same glassy surface. There's a single door that is open, through which you can see what appears to be a hallway.
Scottish faggot
HkPmr
?
No.17483
>>17480
"Hey Lenos"
Torc brushes off the confetti and pulls out the pistols
"Hate to bother you, but can I get the barrels extened on these?"
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17484
17489
>>17481
infernuis say trump need chill.
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17485
17489
>>17481
I was going to make it story-oriented, but I'll be happy to nerf now. ^_^#
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17486
17490
>>17482
I check the chest for traps.
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17487
17490 17491
>>17482
Is there candy in the chest? Usually is candy in chests.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17488
17528
dimeritium-shackle-1024x610.jpg
Since those bombs never got made, would Lenos be interested in working some of those Dimerterium ingots into some sets of anti-magic shackles?
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17489
>>17484
>>17485
Nothing has changed at all. We're back in the same shit that's happened every weekend (except the one two weeks ago) for a little over a month now.
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17490
17492 17494
>>17486
No traps
>>17487
And no candy
It (they) appear to be a simple footlocker of sorts, and are empty.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17491
>>17487
Careful at the door little filly
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17492
17493 17495 17496
>>17490
Lick chest to see if the chest is made of candy.
Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17493
>>17492
Kek
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17494
17496
>>17490
Opens chest
Scottish faggot
HkPmr
?
No.17495
>>17492
Oh you'll fit in here just fine
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17496
17498 17499
>>17494
Is empty
>>17492
And not made of candy
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17497
BTW, you both have your stuff that you mentioned earler (blanket and sickle, and axe-guitar and magnum)
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17498
17501
>>17496
I walk to the door and open it.
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17499
17501
>>17496
>not made of candy
Well then I don't understand the point of the chest.
Walks to hallway because it isn't anything happening here.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17500
17502
gooo_by_serpentinesanguinine-db20lbo.png
>>17478
>Im the strict mom of the group.
>What I first imagined:
Do your volk also look like Lady Taylor?
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17501
17503 17506
>>17498
Its open already
>>17499
On one side of the hallway (the side you're coming from) is a line of 11 doors, all open. On the other side at both ends of the hallway are single doors, also open.
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17502
>>17500
We are all lady taylor.
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17503
>>17501
I go out then.
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17504
17505 17508
Nor-filly sees a skinny blond lady with an axe emerge from a close-by room, while Taylor sees an adorable purple pegasus filly in the hallway.
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17505
17510
>>17504
"Hello little one"
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17506
17507
>>17501
So many doors so little time.
Well I guess I have to look in each room to see if there is anything exciting in one of them. I turn to the right and walk down the corridor looking into each room.
Anonymous
pF3qq
?
No.17507
>>17506
See>>17505

Anonymous
EKJ+B
?
No.17508
17529
>>17504
GM, can I retrieve the bodies from the fight?
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
?
No.17509
03-taylor-swift-video-references.jpg
>Aasimar super-human eugenics cult
I like this character. Reminds me of the video too.
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17510
17512 17513
>>17505
H-hi.
Anonymous
HkPmr
?
No.17511
17517
Is hit die attack HP or am I retarded?
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17512
17514
>>17510
Also I draw the sickle
>to be safe you know
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17513
17515 17517
>>17510
Do you know where we are?
Anonymous
SrmNx
?
No.17514
17516
>>17512
Pats cute pone on the head
Anonymous
caDFV
?
No.17515
17518
>>17513
In a hallway I think