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Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17398
17399
Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
549 replies and 49 files omitted.
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17721
17723 17726
>>17715
Ill give you a crash course after my bath k? I mean afterall i did single handedly convince the Fhürer to begin the colonization of our solar system.
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17722
>>17709
hug them all.
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17723
17726 17727 17728
>>17721
>solar system
Isn't england closest to the sun?
Thez
pF3qq
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No.17724
17726
>>17720
I know, but whatever works, just so I don't have to hi-light posts and scroll up to figure out who's doing what. This is going to be a challenge
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17725
17729
>>17720
"If you dont mind mr trumpadin."
*Drops clothes and goes and sits in the bath tub.*
Trumpaladin
Moderator
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17726
17730
>>17723
It never sets, I know that much

>>17719
"Come back?"

>>17721
"More than once, if you didn't know"

>>17724
I do what I want

Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17727
>>17723
top reference
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17728
17735
>>17723
No Scotsman its not
Trumpaladin
Moderator
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17729
>>17725
*Watches*
Thez
pF3qq
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No.17730
>>17726
Too right, fair enough. Carry on then.
Thez
pF3qq
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No.17731
>book flipping intensifies
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17732
GM, can Tracy restock her potions or not?
SrmNx
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No.17733
17734 17736
[1d20 = 13]

Performance roll
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17734
17737
>>17733
What does that do?
\r
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17735
17745
>>17728
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pRPWq4L2fVQ
My internal space nerd is screaming if we can do planetary voyages
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17736
17739 17740
>>17733
Sings
https://youtu.be/nfWlot6h_JM
Anonymous
HkPmr
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No.17737
17738
>>17734
Call me retarded, but my guess is strip dance
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17738
>>17737
>implying.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17739
17741
haters gonna hate.png
>>17736
Love this song
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17740
17744
>>17736
*catches clothes*
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17741
17742 17744
>>17739
Aw thanks tracy it makes me feel good to be complimented on my singing.

Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17742
17743
>>17741
"And damned fine choreography to go with it, might I add"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17743
17747
>>17742
Your making me blush trumpadin.
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17744
17747 17749
>>17740
*confiscates clothes*
>>17741
"I can recognize talent when I see it.
I'm going to go take my bath before these autistic faggots pit us all to our dooms against that weird dog."
goodnight everyone
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17745
>>17735
Top jej scott.
Thez
pF3qq
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No.17746
17748 17750 17753 17928
Thez wakes up to the sound of the music and rushes to Infernius.
"I'nis,... I hope you won't be mad,... but she's hawt. I hope you won't let it bother you though, you're still my favorite," she says lifting a wing and revealing her hip, on which the gemstone pattern shows a small picture (inspired by Tracy's cutie mark) of her tail entwined with his.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17747
17752 17928
>>17743
"If you can do that here, there's so much I know you can do. So much talent. Our potential is unlimited. You'll get a hell of a lot more than a bathtub of blood, I can promise you that. And more than a solar system."

>>17744
"Let yourself not be discouraged. I'm not stopping till I have the stars"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17748
17753 17928
>>17746
The bull can come too if he wants.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17749
17751 17928
>>17744
"Are you sure you don't want to bathe with us?"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17750
>>17746
Trumpaladin stares down Thez
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17751
17754 17755 17756 17928
>>17749
"O-oh, Flashy. I didn't know you fancied blood baths."
*gets in the tub, which I assume is big enough for everyone*
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17752
17754
>>17747
R- really?
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17753
17928
>>17748
>>17746
me dont mind me come too.
*leaves cats goes to bathroom*
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17754
17758 17760
>>17751
"Just like... what the fuck Tracy"
*disgust*

>>17752
Trumpaladin's look of seriousness resumes
"You defended an Empire, didn't you? Now, we can create one. And damned straight you can. You'll have the opportunity of a lifetime tomorrow"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17755
>>17751
All Trump bathtubs are big enough to hold multiple women besides a man
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17756
17757 17758 17759 17764
>>17751
>gay bath house intensifies
Thez
pF3qq
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No.17757
>>17756
Just what I was thinking. This is almost suspicious levels of lewd
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17758
>>17754
>*disgust*
The bathtub is full of blood, and you invited her in.
>>17756
D-d-delet this!
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17759
17761
>>17756
"God, please be deer. Please be deer"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17760
17763
>>17754
I did with the help of the others. We were able to bring down (((them))) all
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17761
17766
>>17759
I've been implying thart she's been wreaking havok on the local wildlife for months, but I won't tell you what this is.
*picks floating eyeball out of the tub and looks at it*
Thez
pF3qq
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No.17762
17767
Thez whispers to Infernius "Its like she can read minds."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17763
17765
>>17760
"You've done it before? I'm impressed. We'll do it again. And again."
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17764
17771
>>17756
https://youtu.be/8QiDMfrU7CI
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17765
17766
>>17763
Me and my sisters.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17766
17768
>>17761
I'm guessing probably mammal then?

Kittens?

>>17765
"You have new brothers and sisters here. Perhaps a new furher as well"
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17767
17769
>>17762
infernuis whispers back
"maybe she can."
Mrs. Sentry
pdDDJ
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No.17768
17770
>>17766
Like I'll tell you.
Thez
pF3qq
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No.17769
17780
>>17767
Thez crosses her fingers and mutters "Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll. Please don't be a troll...."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17770
>>17768
Don't make me hang a bitch
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17771
17772 17779
>>17764
"So... We gonna do this?"
Thez
pF3qq
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No.17772
>>17771
P...pali check
Thez
pF3qq
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No.17773
17775
Thez sinks into the tub till her nose is barely above the water(blood?) level.
I'm gonna have to step away. Kudos, you've exceeded my ability to play along.
Anonymous
pdDDJ
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No.17774
Every time there's an awkward silence a retarded baby is born.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17775
17776
>>17773
Trumpaladin, also thoroughly disgusted, contemplates taking vials of the blood to see if anything - one - needs ressurrecting at the entertron, and if anypony needs smiting. Or if he just needs bleach
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17776
>>17775
And... There it is.

Resistance is overwhelmed, and Trumpaladin does what is stated in >>17775

Anonymous
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No.17778
17781
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Praise Epona!
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17779
17782
>>17771
Do what mr Trump?
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17780
17793
>>17769
Im not a troll dont worry.
Anonymous
pdDDJ
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No.17781
17784 17785
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>>17777
>>17778
>off by one
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17782
17783 17789
>>17779
"Nevermind... Forgive me, this whole setup is too suspicious. Not you. The blood. We killed our jews months ago"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17783
>>17782
*Collects vials*
Anonymous
pdDDJ
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No.17784
17786
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>>17781
Wait, wtf did it go?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17785
17787
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>>17781

Anonymous
pdDDJ
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No.17786
>>17784
*goes to bed irl*
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17787
17788
>>17785
Trumpaladin takes blood samples, and tries to figure out where the hell it came from, hoping he doesn't accidentally resurrect a grizzly bear, or Korak, or a cougar or something while running it through the Entertron
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17788
>>17787
Also, Kills Tracy if she's been killing Port Barry Citizens
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17789
17790
>>17782
Is it because you don't find me attractive?
*obvious sadness in voice*
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17790
17791
>>17789
"No No No No. If anything, your attractiveness is almost too much for any man to handle. I... don't think I've seen a woman so beautiful in so long"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17791
17792
>>17790
Oh okay :(
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17792
17793 17794
>>17791
"I'm just suspicious of the blue one is all. But you. You have an amazing voice. You will impress all the peoples when we liberate their lands. You have an beautiful face, charms everyone. Charms me"
Anonymous
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No.17793
17797
>>17780
"I hope you'll pardon my suspicious nature, its just so,... charming."
>>17792
"I agree. Perhaps we could do a duet sometime?no pun" Thez asks meekly. "I'm a bit flustered by you, but I'm a world-class performer in my own right, and if we can ever find that damn city, I've already got a record contract."

Tay
SrmNx
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No.17794
17795
>>17792
That makes me feel better :)
Goes to sleep irl.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17795
17796 17799
>>17794
*Goes off to see if he needs to kill the pony*

GM does Smite Evil work on all attacks in a full round or just the first one?
Anonymous
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No.17796
17798
>>17795
Can be a normal attack or as one of a full round of attacks.
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17797
17799 17801
>>17793
Id love to do a duet with you thez!
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17798
>>17796
So can it be cast in the same round as an attack is done?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17799
17800 17802
>>17795
If you wanted, you could even do 3 smites in one full round attack (u get 4/day). Its not a 'cast', its a special attack.
>>17797
Thez starts blowing bubbles in the blood, still looking meek. She's totally unaccustomed to someone so comely not being repulsed by her
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17800
17803 17804
>>17799
How could any one be repulsed by thez?
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17801
17807
>>17797
"So,... you probably have questions,... about the world and all,..."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17802
17808
>>17799
I feel like you said before it requires a full round to cast

So would damage be the d10 for Paladin (is that right?) plus 3 for strength modifier (1.5 times a +2 modifier for a two handed weapon) plus 15 for 15 Paladin levels?

>>17799
Trumpaladin takes more of the blood in case he needs it to resurrect someone. Unless it's confirmed animal, then he leaves it there
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17803
17805 17806
>>17800
"... cuz I have a tendency to tear things to shreds with fists, claws, feet, and tail,... and I'm obviously infernal,... and I sometimes eat faces,..."
Anonymous
kDIbF
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No.17804
>>17800
this!!
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17805
>>17803
This
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17806
>>17803
Shit happens.
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17807
17809 17812
>>17801
"Im sure ill wake up in a bit, its fine."
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17808
17810
>>17802
I must have misunderstood your meaning. There's a spell (I can't find it atm) that is named something like Smite Evil, but the paladin ability does normal weapon damage plus paladin level(+15) + charisma bonus (+3)
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17809
17813
>>17807
"Well, unless that's what happens when you die in this world, I don't know of anyone waking up. There's a legend that says that killing the Terrasque might open a portal to wherever you want to go, but no one has ever succeeded."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17810
17811
>>17808
Isn't the charisma bonus applied to the attack roll (which should be +4 because I added two of the ability points to charisma for 18) and the paladin level to the damage amount?

There's a plus 15 to the attack roll on the first attack in every round, so with smite evil that's a +19 on the first attack roll
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17811
17816
>>17810
>18
Corrected
>+19 atk
Also correct
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17812
>>17807
"Many have... tried," she looks down for a moment. "You came in at an odd time, as the Terrasque happens to be not far from here, waiting for us with,... an old 'friend'."
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17813
17814 17816
>>17809
"Wait so this isnt a dream"
"Then where the hell am i?"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17814
17816 17817
>>17813
"Isn't everything a dream more or less? This is world of potential. Its been said that this world was created by the combined will of all the Gods. Here are brought individuals who have pleased, and in some cases enraged, various entities. Those individuals are given free reign to do with as they please, intended to be for the enjoyment of both the individuals themselves and whatever entities and deities that can perceive it. I like to refer to it as Final Fantasy Football."
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17815
17816
"The only real consistency I have found is that everyone who finds themselves here has died in their planet, plane, or dimension of origin."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17816
17818 17820
>>17811
I am not sure, but if Tracy has a breastplate, those damn bracers, and a dexterity of 19, then she has an AC of +11 - +5 for breast plate, +3 for dexterity (she has a +4 modifier, but breastplates limit dexterity to +3), and +3 from the bracers (am I missing something?) So a first attack roll has higher than a 1 it hits (no smite evil, normal +15 on first roll), second attack has higher than a 1 (+10 attack bonus), and third attack has a 6 or higher (+5 third attack bonus), it lands?

>>17813
"Welcome to hell"

>>17814
>>17815
"As the demon lady says. We're in Purgatory. Defeat the Devil to escape"
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17817
17819 17820
>>17814
So this is some kind of sick joke deites are pulling?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17818
>>17816
Completely wrong. +10 base AC. Maybe also an extra point or two for small size
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
EKJ+B
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No.17819
>>17817
"yes"
Anonymous
pF3qq
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No.17820
17821 17825
>>17816
I'd have to double check the numbers (the breastplate is incomplete, so only +3), but something like that. Also, you keep insisting that Tracy's bracers are better than the ring shield; they're not, the bracers are +3 while the ring shield is +4 (2 for shield size and 2 for magical augmentation).
"... devil." e_e
>>17817
"If thats how you wish to see it, then yes. For me this is the only place I've ever had,..." glances at Trump and Infernius, "Friends."
Tay
SrmNx
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No.17821
17822
>>17820
Wait you were born here?