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Red Hand Of Doom - Part II: The Electric Boogaloo
Anonymous
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No.139426
Welcome, lurkers, to our fabulous thread.
In this thread, we continue our journey in which our party (yet unnamed), embarks on an epic quest to thwart the assault of the Red Hand army on Elsir Vale, racing to prepare for the assault before the might horde ends the world as they know it.

The game is a long-term d&d campaign that run on the 3.5e system. It is mostly played on this board, with partial support on discord.
General details of the campaign can be found here: >>132102 →

Now, the party left off at the end of the evacuation of Drellin's Ferry, the townsfolk fleeing ahead of the advance of the horde. The Red Hand forces are mighty, and the party has been able to accomplish little to hinder the army, although the vengeful fury of a certain giant and his granddaughters may have bought the villagers some time, as distant sounds of thunder echo from the hills.

In part one, the party learned some vital information, from the the Wyrmlord Koth's notes, map, and conversations with many characters along the way
>The Red Hand horde means business. If it is going to be stopped, that will have to be at Brindol, the only place in Elsir Vale with a standing army large enough and the fortifications necessary to have a chance against such a large force.
>Monsters are blocking the roads to the north, blocking any chance of reinforcements for Brindol
>One of the leaders of the Red Hand is in the ruined city of Rhest.
>The horde is going to steamroll the towns east of Drellin’s Ferry and keep going.
>A powerful wizard named Cromar is retired in the Blackfens
A partial archive of Part I can be found here: >>133942 →

And with that, let the games begin.
432 replies and 50 files omitted.
Anonymous
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No.141914
>>141912
Those crafty phase spooders
Anonymous
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No.141915
>>141912
It wants to suck him off
Anonymous
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No.141916
My character is a goliath amazonian covered in an unruly mass of heavy and crude crystal plating, who is wielding what appears to be a giant hammer made of jagged and poorly shaped crystal.
Anonymous
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No.141917
141918
A hulking amazonian goliath stumbles out of the woods while extremely drunk and looks around. "Why the fuck is the road blocked?"
Anonymous
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No.141918
141919
>>141917
"Goblins." a shit-faced drunken woodsman says, drunkenly
"Blockin' the roads. Ready fo' war..." he mumbles
Anonymous
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No.141919
>>141918
The amazon ponders a solution for a moment. "I'm gonna fucking smash it to smithereens."
Anonymous
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No.141920
RedHandOfDoom_RoadBlockade_Player.jpg
Aral was able to make out the basic structure of the blockade as something like this:
Anonymous
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No.141921
RedHandOfDoom_Blackfens_Player.jpg
Player Map of the Blackfens
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.141922
>>139447
Updated list.
3rd level spells:
Sleet storm
Call lightning
2nd level:
Bull's strength
Chill metal
Flaming sphere
1st level:
Calm animals
Faerie fire
Entangle
Produce flame
Cure light wounds
Level 0:
Guidance
Detect magic
Flare
Purify food and drink
Mending
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.141923
141924
"My horse is amazing."
Anonymous
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No.141924
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>>141923
[happy horse noises]
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.141925
>>141924
"I like mares."
Anonymous
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No.141926
DAY 16; Morning

We'll begin the encounter as soon as I figure out who is approaching from what angle, and in what order.
Anonymous
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No.141927
Geee, planning takes forever.
Combat starting now though.
Anonymous
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No.141928
Okay, combat is over.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141929
141934
to the amazonian goliath: "Thanks for helping us out and all, but who the fuck are you?"
Anonymous
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No.141930
In the chest you guys find.
>White tiger pelt
>Orange tiger pelt
>500 gp
>a pair of silk slippers
>strange ointment
A naked elf and a naked dwarf both fall out of the sack the other ogre was carrying. Both women. They're both unconscious. The elf is gagged with an apple; the dwarf with an onion.
Apparently the ogres were saving these two to eat later.
Anonymous
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No.141931
The goliath has already called dibs on the slippers and the ointment as well as the elf. She'll claim the dwarf as well if nobody wants it.
Anonymous
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No.141932
141933 141935
Vomeo(the female goliath) rubs some of the strange ointment onto her pointer finger and jams it into the elf's cunt before slapping the smaller woman across the face. The goliath then waits to see what the ointment does.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141933
>>141932
"Who the fuck are you?"
Anonymous
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No.141934
141936 141946
>>141929
"My name is Vomeo Woundchaser Kolakalathi. I was trying to find my way back to town after getting into a drinking contest with some other goliaths in the woods."
Anonymous
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No.141935
141937
>>141932
Anon, are you sure you want to do that?
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141936
141940
>>141934
"Fair enough. Thanks for the help there, the pervert and his horse probably wouldn't have made it otherwise."
Anonymous
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No.141937
141938 141939 141941
>>141935
You're right. Vomeo will put her ointment covered finger into the dwarf's cunt before slapping her awake instead of doing it to the elf. That way I still have the elf if something happens to the dwarf.
Anonymous
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No.141938
>>141937
My character has gauntlets on so it won't get onto her hands
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141939
>>141937
And I stand by on medical duty in case shit goes south
Anonymous
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No.141940
>>141936
"Don't mention it. Looks like it paid off anyways."
Anonymous
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No.141941
141942
>>141937
... Okay.
The both remain unconscious. Vomeo has used two out of five of the applications in the bottle.

And her alignment changes from CG to CN.
Anonymous
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No.141942
141943
>>141941
Works for me. I'll try to shake the dwarf awake.
Anonymous
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No.141943
141944
Anybody else want to identify these items before they're used up?
>>141942
The dwarf remains unconscious.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141944
141945
>>141943
split the dosh? 4 people is 125 each
Anonymous
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No.141945
>>141944
That's doable.
Meta: Vomeo just used up quite a bit of money worth of ointment.
It's clearly magical.
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.141946
141948
>>141934
"Hello."
Anonymous
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No.141947
141948
Oh, now that I look at it, the women should slowly awaken after the ointment is applied.

They both get up.
Anonymous
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No.141948
141949 141951
>>141946
"So who are you?"
>>141947
Are they both still tied up?
Anonymous
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No.141949
141950
>>141948
Yes.
Anonymous
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No.141950
>>141949
Nice
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.141951
>>141948
"I am Chad of the mountain mist, my greatest ally is this horse, my plum pudding."
Anonymous
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No.141952
Vomeo uses three of her healing belts to heal Aral, Chad, and Misty for 6d8 HP each.

Aral gets back 29 HP, Misty gets back 17, and Chad gets back 19.
Anonymous
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No.141953
141954 141955
Vomeo leans down and tilts the elf and dwarves chins up so they're meeting her eyes. "How did you end up captured by goblins?"
Anonymous
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No.141954
>>141953
*dwarf's
Anonymous
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No.141955
141956 141957
>>141953
Pardon I was eating.
The elf and dwarf, after some time recovering, explain that they'd been captured by hobgoblins in one of the various raids that have been scouring the countryside lately.
Anonymous
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No.141956
141957
>>141955
“Well it sucks to be you.” Vomeo says while using 10ft of her rope to make collars and hand ties for the two women.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141957
141958
>>141956
"Now hold on, I have an idea."
>>141955
I ask the two of them "What kind of skills do you have?"
Anonymous
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No.141958
141959
>>141957
"I bake cookies." says the elf
"I butchered hogs in Nimon Gap." says the dwarf
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141959
141960
>>141958
so that's a fat no... Alright, whichever one Vomeo likes less is being set free and told to get the fuck out of dodge.
Anonymous
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No.141960
141961
>>141959
I’ll keep the elf and let the dwarf go.
Anonymous
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No.141961
141962 141963
>>141960
Since I’m letting the dwarf go, I’ll use the 10ft of rope to make one collar, one leash, and a hand tie to keep the elf’s hands bound. Doing this instead of making two collars and two hand ties.
Anonymous
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No.141962
141965
>>141961
Dude, are you really going to drag an elf through knee-deep, monster-infested mud?
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.141963
141965
>>141961
Wait, I thought you said in the server that you'd let the elf go and keep the dwarf instead?
Anonymous
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No.141964
141968
Okay. Aral, you know that Starsong hill, the home of the elves, is further east. Rhest is more readily accessible, being the remains of an ancient kingdom.
>rolled some checks.
Your journey north is uneventful, and you turn onto the trail beside the road into the Blackfens
Almost immediately after you turn onto the Blackfens, the ground gets really, really, really muddy.
Aral feels crestfallen as he gets mud all over his new magic shoes. Nothing a little prestigitation won't fix though.

Aral, I would like yout to roll a survival check to see how well you're able to traverse the swamp.
Anonymous
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No.141965
141966 141968
>>141962
Yes
>>141963
Nah it’s the other way around unless Aral wants me to free the elf instead of the dwarf on account of them both being elves.
Anonymous
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No.141966
141967 141969
>>141965
Where are you keeping the dwarf?
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.141967
>>141966
we're letting the dorf go, right?
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.141968
141970 141971
>>141964
[1d20+10 = 28] Survival
>>141965
Yeah I just thought you already agreed to that. I would like to request it again then.
Anonymous
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No.141969
>>141966
Letting the dwarf go since I’m taking the elf. The elf has a collar with a leash attached and her hands are bound behind her back. My character doesn’t care if she dies.
Anonymous
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No.141970
141972 141973
>>141968
Alright then the elf gets freed and the dwarf is the one I’m jeeping
Anonymous
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No.141971
>>141968
With a check like that, you're able to avoid some of the deadly sinkholes and exploding pockets of gas.
Anonymous
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No.141972
141973
>>141970
*keeping
Anonymous
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No.141973
141974 141975
>>141970
>>141972
Where are you keeping it?
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.141974
>>141973
What about the sack that ogre was carrying? He could put the midget back in there.
Anonymous
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No.141975
>>141973
To fuck and so she can do menial labor while we’re camping
Anonymous
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No.142545
Phase spiders suddenly snatch up the elf and dwarf bitches.
Because I don't feel like roleplaying them anymore.
Anonymous
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No.142546
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Anonymous
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No.142547
Okay, so still in the morning of day 16 you guys are trudging through the mud in the Blackfens. Aral's survival check has saved you from multiple sinkholes and explosions, but you're still making very slow progress to the ruins of Rhest.

Jorr grumbles something about the Witchwood being a lot dryer.
Anonymous
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No.142548
142549
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Aral, I would like you to roll a survival check that may or may not dictate how many random encounters you guys get in this biome.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.142549
142550
>>142548
[1d20+10 = 28]
Anonymous
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No.142550
142553
>>142549
[disappointed GM noises]

Alright, Aral was able to steer the party away from an entire mob of aquatic ghouls, three bog hags, and a trail at which the party would have found themselves waist-deep in rot grubs.

Still, that took up several hours of trudging through the mud, hoping from dry point to dry point. You are all very wet and stinky.

Except for Chad, who gets to watch the rest of you guys suffer from the back of his magical flying horse.

DAY 16; AROUND NOON
Anonymous
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No.142551
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Anonymous
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No.142552
142553
And before the rest of you guys ask if you might have wanted to fight those monsters, note that none of them would have had treasure; and they would have exhausted your resources before you got to the real encounters.

However, there's one thing that Aral didn't see, as a burbling shape rises from the mud before the party.

Everyone meet me in #combat for initiative.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.142553
>>142550
YES
>>142552
FUCK
Anonymous
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No.142554
Aral knows that this fearsome beast is a chuul. A large, crustacean-like Aberration with strong pincers and paralytic tentacles. Try to avoid letting yourselves or your horses being grappled.
Anonymous
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No.142555
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Anonymous
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No.142556
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Okay, Aral cuts open the Chuul and finds...

*rolls table*
>realizes I rolled a CR 11 loot pile
*rolls again*
>it's still freaking 99 percentile roll

e_e

Are all of the fucking random encounters going to have bullshit treasure rolls?

Okay, in this fat fucking bastard's Chuul's gizzard, you find:
>A set of +1 electrum plate armor (1000 gp art value)
>Feathered Gloves (100 gp) (ruined)
>Fine Leather Shoes (300 gp) (digested)
>Gold Figurine (of an Angel) (900 gp)
>Leopard Fur Tabard (1300 gp) (acid burned)
>Pewter Dice (pair) (70 gp)
>Folding Boat
>Wand of invisibility (7 charges) (totally didn't have 43 charges); runes imply function
>Wand of Cure Moderate Wounds (23 charges)
>A Motherfucking Ring Of Protection (+2), runes on its side imply its function.
>Robe Of Useful Items[/-] (digested)
>+1 Mithril Heavy Steel Shield
>+2 [i]Flaming
longbow
I'd would've thrown away that last one if it weren't so goddamn perfect for Aral. This is your weapon for the rest of the entire campaign. Don't break it.
How this chuul (albeit an advanced one) managed to swallow a 15th level item is beyond me.

And a fuckton of humanoid bones, human, lizadfolk, elf and goblinoid alike. Apparently this fat bastard has had a good year. Must have eaten a king or two.
Anonymous
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No.142557
Okay, now that you spoiled fucks are filthy rich. You can decide how much you want to heal up before I ready the next encounter for this day, after your done splitting the loot.
Anonymous
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No.142558
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>mfw the monster yields 11 times the recommended treasure value because I decided to roll instead of just picking from a list.
Oh well, too late to take it back. Maybe a bit of Monty Halling will get us this game a bit faster.
Anonymous
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No.142559
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Anonymous
03b4536
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No.142560
The Chuul, much like a lobster, begins to rapidly deteriorate into inedible ooze shortly after it dies, much to Jorr's dismay.

With a few words from Jorr (after his own survival check), Aral slowly realizes that it's unlikely that the party is going to get all the way to Rhest at this rate. You guys are going to want to take a slight detour to find some dry land if you want to rest comfortably tonight.
Anonymous
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No.142561
142562
Okay, Aral rolled well enough in the server to find some forested area that seems a bit safer to travel and rest on, at the cost of a slight detour. This is good, because the horses were getting increasingly difficult to coax through the mud, so much that I was going to force rolling some checks.

He also dodges the horde of drowners and hags I wanted to throw at the party. Maybe some other day.

As the evening settles in on the swamp, the party eventually makes camp, assuming you guys want arcane spells and complete healing.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.142562
142564
>>142561
if we're taking a long rest, then I guess I prepare the same spells that I've been preparing
Anonymous
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No.142563
142567
As you guys are trudging across the Blackfens, looking for high ground, Aral, then Chad/Misty, and then Jorr spot something ahead:
>A low, mossy island of mud and peat protrudes from the marsh waters ahead. Two gnarled trees grow fitfully on the rugged ground, and sprawled across their turgid roots is the ruined and bloody remains of a horse-sized owl. The once-magnificent bird’s body has been partially dissolved in places, and swaths of foul, dark green fluid still sizzle and pop, eating away at exposed flesh and bone.
Anonymous
03b4536
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No.142564
142565 142566 142568
>>142562
You haven't gotten there yet.

Both Aral and Chad can roll nature checks to identify the corpse of this creature.
Aral and Artorias can also roll Arcana.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.142565
>>142564
I doubt it'll help much given my +0 to int and no arcana knowledge, but I'll give it a shot
[1d20 = 16]
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
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No.142566
142569 142570 142577
>>142564
[1d20+12 = 17] nature
[1d20+6 = 16] arcana
And a spot for good measure, because at this point I expect the damned ground to jump up at us. [1d20+17 = 29]
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
c712a26
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No.142567
142569
>>142563
"Hope that whatever killed that thing is the crab we pasted back there, but I doubt it."
Anonymous
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No.142568
142569
>>142564
[1d20+11 = 26] Nature.
Anonymous
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No.142569
142571
>>142568
>>142566
As you get closer, you recognize it as a Giant Owl: a monster native to this region, and commonly a mount for the Tiri Kitor elves.
>>142567
You can also roll a Heal check for an autopsy, if you want to go look at it.
Anonymous
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No.142570
142578
>>142566
You think you see something 50-ish feet away.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.142571
142572 142575
>>142569
[1d20+3 = 6]
heal to see if the owl died from anything we need to be worried about
Anonymous
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No.142572
142573
>>142571
That check is so low I'm going to pretend it didn't happen.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
c712a26
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No.142573
142574 142575 142577
>>142572
ok, let's try for one less embarrassing while the DM is "checking his papers" or something!
[1d20+3 = 5]
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
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No.142574
142578
>>142573
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chaddy Daddy of the Pussy Kissed Mist
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No.142575
>>142571
>>142573
>The second one is worse
Anonymous
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No.142576
142577 142578
Aral, you think you see something reptilian lurking in the brush not far away.
Since I put you (the survivalist) in the forefront, you appear to have seen in before it saw the party.

You have one (1) round to act.

What do you do?
Anonymous
03b4536
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No.142577
142579
>>142573
By "pretend it didn't happen", I meant "give Aral a chance to respond to the monster he just saw".
>>142566
You see a vaguely-crocodilian creature lurking in the brush.
See >>142576
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
5d53801
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No.142578
142580
>>142574
It's alright, you are clearly distracted by the annoying elf motioning into the distance because he noticed something that might've moved >>142570
>>142576
I try to being it to the attention of the party in quiet manner, and prepare to respond if it attacks.
Artorias of the No Shit Taken
c712a26
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No.142579
>>142577
ah

fuck
Anonymous
03b4536
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No.142580
>>142578
No action is necessary to communicate with the party.

Everyone, can meet me in #combat for now to roll initiative again.
After Aral rolls his surprise round, since he moved first.
Anonymous
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No.142581
142582
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>Terrain: Draw a small hillock, dominated by two small trees, where the owl’s carcass lies. Most of the rest of the battlefield consists of light undergrowth (peat), heavy undergrowth (stands of reeds), or shallow bog.
Aral Tel'thuen'slaugh Avaemaskan
5d53801
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No.142582
>>142581
That is the most beautiful thing I have seen in years.