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Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1305
Torcuil has spent the last spent the last hour at a fever pitch of activity, grabbing books, discarding them, shuffling papers, analyzing diagrams,... he knows he's on the verge of something, and something big. Tracy continues to try and vie for Trump's attention with a variety of methods. Let's not forget that Trump is a 6'2" human, and Tracy is,... what, 3'6" standing upright? Thez has fallen asleep in her zombie-bath, and dusk approaches.

Oh yeah, this is the Tabletop Gaming continuation thread from https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20.html if ya didn't know. Pull up a chair! New players are always welcome.
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Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1684
1687
>>1682
I'd try a meme that in some way disparages the giant, is ironically themed to parody the scenario, or express some aspect of the desired outcome (ex. Pence memes might cast lightning?)


xoW4H
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No.1685
1688
[2d20 = 15]
>>1683
Again a miss
OAg7t
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No.1686
[1d20 = 20]
AAAAAND... There goes my wifi

Anyway, diregard that "point where he landed" part.
Just go for the sinews.
jI+ER
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No.1687
1690
[1d20 = 7]
>>1684
I pull out beans and try to infuse them with magic
Sadly I dont have acsess to my meme statch right now
23ioI
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No.1688
[1d20 = 2]
>>1685
Crouched down with one hand on the shoulder for stability, Trump trusts with all of his effort again at the giant's neck
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1689
1691
Taking a stab in the ankle and still barely fending off the guy at his throat, the giant decides he's had enough of this and runs off, releasing the mechanism restraining the hydra... and taking Trump with him.
Mrs. Sentry
orxGN
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No.1690
1692
>>1687
The memes are inside you, Anon.
orxGN
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No.1691
1694
[1d20 = 18]
>>1689
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*gallops off after husbando-stealing giant at breakneck speed*
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1692
1694 1701
>>1690
Thanks for the encouragement
But theyre actually in my hard drive

ANYONE GOT A SLING?
23ioI
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No.1693
1694
[1d20 = 12]
Having had enough himself, Trump tries to find a way to jump down off of the giant
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1694
1696
>>1693
Trump makes steady progress, climbing down along the giant's back to avoid getting hit by passing vegetation.
>>1691
Is able to keep pace but not quite catch the giant
>>1692
Pepe:. . .
orxGN
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No.1695
[1d20 = 2]
*Anger grows*
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1696
>>1694
Stupid frog
Whats the status of that hurricane?
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1697
1699
The hydra, loosed from its bonds begins to thrash its various necs around before orienting eerily simulatneously at Torcuil. It charges at him.
Mrs. Sentry
orxGN
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No.1698
1700
Remember, it's just a snek.
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1699
1701
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>>1697
If I were you, and I were trying to summon Irma, I might start with this one, taken from one of the main page threads. Xp
jI+ER
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No.1700
[1d20 = 5]
>>1698
>snek
I roll to step on snek
Mrs. Sentry
FYOt7
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No.1701
1703 1705
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>>1692
>>1699
Learn to rhyme.
xoW4H
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No.1702
1704 1706
[2d20 = 32]
Having run a decent distance away, the giant w/ Trump comes screeching to a halt, grabbing at Trump with both hands.
Mrs. Sentry
FYOt7
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No.1703
>>1701
Did not mean to post that...
23ioI
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No.1704
1707
[1d20 = 12]
>>1702
Aww Hell no. I was going to let the fucker go but now it's STAB SLASH AND STAB at the giant's hands
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1705
1708 1713
>>1701
>rhymes
Im not a fuckin bard
FYOt7
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No.1706
1709
[1d20 = 1]
>>1702
*Catches up to giant, and searches for a weak point, knife in maw*
xoW4H
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No.1707
[1d100 = 44]
>>1704
Uhm,... he miss with one hand but critted with the other
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1708
>>1705
>no u anon
Mrs. Sentry
FYOt7
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No.1709
>>1706
Fuck!
Didn't even mean to roll..
xoW4H
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No.1710
[2d20 = 17]

Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1711
1712
Trump is not doing so well. He's still holding on, and he still has his sword (his shield was lost somewhere along the way) but he's still fighting, he's still in it to win it, and he's gonna make wherever the hell this is great again.
He makes his way to the ground as Tracy positions herself for a strike.
23ioI
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No.1712
1714
[1d20 = 3]
>>1711
Stabs the fucker in the ankle. Right, dead center of the bone so it kind of bounces off and into the surrounding tendons, and once it is buried, positions himself on top of the foot and slice through the rest of the ankle like through a watermelon
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1713
1718
>>1705
>"No U" anon!
The Hydra is almost upon Torcuil, its many heads eagerly ready to snap down
xoW4H
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No.1714
1717
[1d20 = 16]
>>1712
>catches against a rivet on the giant's boot.
"THERE YOU ARE!"
The giant stomps down.
orxGN
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No.1715
[1d20 = 12]
*takes out two more knives to triple wield*
*Lunges for the sinew in left leg*
"DON'T. TOUCH. MY. FLASHY!!!"
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1716
"NO U!!"
Like a bolt from the sky, Thez streaks down punching through and into the giant's skull cavity. The giant stumbles to the side for a moment, and then collapses in a heap.
23ioI
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No.1717
1720 1723
[1d20 = 17]
>>1714
Trump says "fuck it," and walks away from the giant and going towards the building, with vegetation and Tracy allowing his exit
jI+ER
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No.1718
[1d20 = 11]
>>1713
I cast teleportation
I move the giant so it will step on big snek
If the foot is detached Ill just take that
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1719
1723
At the same time Tracy circumstantially learns a 3-hit combo on the giant's leg

Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1720
1721
>>1717
Plz note, most of the rolls I'm making are for things that are going to happen, not what is happening.
jI+ER
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No.1721
1722
[1d20 = 11]
>>1720
Under stood
But do I step on snek?
xoW4H
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No.1722
1725
[7d20 = 59]
Thez crawls out of the giant's fractured skull as the Hydra bears down on Torc.
>>1721
You step on snek.
orxGN
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No.1723
1728
[1d20 = 19]
>>1719
>>1717
Disappointed at seeing someone else take her kill, Tracy merely glares at Thez, before continuing after her husbando, before he gets himself killed. She thinks to inquire Thez about wtf is going on, but she's got bigger fish to fry.
"You're not going without me, buster!"
She yells, as she pursues him, covered in blood."
xoW4H
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No.1724
[1d100 = 30]
Okay wait a second. Nah, that doesn't happen.
>sigh
Okkay. In its anticipation of eating the tasty morsel that has presented itself, somehow it failed. I'm not even sure how to describe how it failed so we'll just go with the dice
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1725
1726
>>1722
I book it while multi snek
Yells "I SPECIFICLY REQUESTED THE OPPISITE OF THIS"
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1726
1731
>>1725
You increase from 6ish feet tall to 25ish feet tall (proportionately)
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1727
Okay, so the Hydra bites its self, and then gets in an argument with its self about who's fault it was and loses all actions for the round
orxGN
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No.1728
1729 1730
[1d20 = 8]
>>1723
Rolling to tackle (hug) Flashy, to the ground, as he runs like a cowering faggot.
xoW4H
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No.1729
[1d20 = 2]
>>1728
You succeed in attaching yourself to him, but he is still quite upright and stable.
The Hydra looks at Torcuil as a threat rather than prey and adopts a more cautious posture lashing out only with a couple of its heads.
Trumpaladin
23ioI
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No.1730
>>1728
>Turns to stop Tracy with his hand
"The fight is over"
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1731
1732 1735
>>1726
UH GUYS, A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE?
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1732
>>1731
>he says fending of first one snapping head, then another
orxGN
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No.1733
1734 1736
[1d20 = 1]
>in reference to Torcuil..
*panting*
"H-he's a big guy..!"