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Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1305
Torcuil has spent the last spent the last hour at a fever pitch of activity, grabbing books, discarding them, shuffling papers, analyzing diagrams,... he knows he's on the verge of something, and something big. Tracy continues to try and vie for Trump's attention with a variety of methods. Let's not forget that Trump is a 6'2" human, and Tracy is,... what, 3'6" standing upright? Thez has fallen asleep in her zombie-bath, and dusk approaches.

Oh yeah, this is the Tabletop Gaming continuation thread from https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20.html if ya didn't know. Pull up a chair! New players are always welcome.
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orxGN
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No.1630
1632
[1d20 = 12]
"Earth ponies weren't meant to flyyy~yyyy!!"
*Gets ready to stab anything in front of me*
23ioI
?
No.1631
1632
[1d20 = 17]
>>1627
Trump tries to jump onto the axe, and run up the arm of the giant Trump is less agile... not as sure about this course of action
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1632
1633 1634
>>1631
Landed, you're now at the giant's (pick a side) inner elbow
>>1630
You find yourself halfway into the giant's shoulder, covered in (more) blood.

23ioI
?
No.1633
1635
[1d20 = 8]
>>1632
Trump climbs the arm towards the neck and head
orxGN
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No.1634
1635
[1d20 = 19]
>>1632
*Reflexively stabs into neck*
xoW4H
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No.1635
1638
[2d20 = 12]
>>1633
Stumbling as you advance the giant swings to swat at you.
>>1634
Surprised, the giant attempts to grab at the sensation in his shoulder.

Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1636
Both miss. Your diminuative size (respectively) llows you to dart in and around the giant's hand(s)
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1637
And you guys r gonna hate me, but I have to run to the grocery store right now. I'm serious, I'm being irritatingly waited on. I'll be back asap.
23ioI
?
No.1638
1651
[1d20 = 8]
>>1635
Jump to the underside of the Arm as he swings to avoid, but still advancing upwards
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1640
For real, I'll b back.
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1644
1645
>is back and still nothing from Torcuil. I had hoped.
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1645
1646 1647
>>1644
Eh sorry m8
I turn to Thez askeing what the fucking hell is going on hout there
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1646
>>1645
>(You)
No worries fam, no worries
jI+ER
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No.1647
1648
[1d20 = 5]
>>1645
OH WAIT
sorry jist read the previous shit
I run out and roll to try abspell I learned from reading about the dias
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1648
>>1647
>Use the Meme Torc
xoW4H
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No.1649
1650
[1d20 = 9]


jI+ER
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No.1650
1658
1NmKiZZ_d.jpg
[1d20 = 16]
>>1649
I roll to summon this strange creature I found in ny studys
I believe the books called him "Pe-pe"?
xoW4H
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No.1651
1654
[2d20 = 32]
>>1638
You successfully climb atop the shoulder and make eye contact with the giant.
orxGN
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No.1652
1653 1656
[1d20 = 16]
*slashes at giant thumb*
Mrs. Sentry
orxGN
?
No.1653
>>1652

23ioI
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No.1654
1656
[1d20 = 9]
>>1651
*Tries to think of something memey to say, but can't, so Trumpaladin jumps up and lunges at the eye with his sword in a stabbing motion
orxGN
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No.1655
1657
[1d20 = 12]
*still slashing out of habit*
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1656
>>1652
You're sticking out of the shoulder, the thumb isnt in range.
>>1654
His sword tangles in the giant's eyelashes and fail to pierce the eye
xoW4H
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No.1657
1660
[1d20 = 14]
>>1655
That's the spirit.
Like a burrowing insect, Tracy begins to tear at the flesh around her.
Meanwhile, Trump dashes headlong at his foe. Clinging to his opponent's face, he gets swatted.
<SMACK>

Anonymous
jI+ER
?
No.1658
1659
>>1650
>>1650
So how my summon going?
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1659
1662
>>1658
Nothing seems to have happened
Mrs. Sentry
orxGN
?
No.1660
1665
>>1657
*Still cutting*
"Flashy?!"
xoW4H
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No.1661
[1d20 = 1]

jI+ER
?
No.1662
[1d20 = 9]
>>1659
Awwwwwww fug
Uhh lets see giants is some time of weird ass lava beast
I ROLL FOR IRMA TO HIT THE GIANT
xoW4H
?
No.1663
[1d100 = 3]

orxGN
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No.1664
[1d20 = 9]
*Burrowing into shoulder like a fucking botfly*
"You're a big guy, aren't you?"
xoW4H
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No.1665
1666
[5d6 = 15]
>>1660
Your giant attempts to smack you, but in the process overbalances its self, and in the process of trying to right its self falls flat on one of your knives. You're quite safe and sound, but it seems dazed from the fall.
orxGN
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No.1666
1667
[1d20 = 12]
>>1665
*Instinctively goes for neck arteries*
xoW4H
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No.1667
[5d6 = 25]
>>1666
>And blood did reign down upon Tracy,... again,... as is Satan's will. The giant fumbles around both to try and swat the attacker and to staunch the bloodflow, but ultimately succeeding at neither and failing at both.
xoW4H
?
No.1668
[1d20 = 1]

orxGN
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No.1669
1672
[1d20 = 13]
*cuts deeper*
xoW4H
?
No.1670
1673
[1d20 = 18]
Meanwhile in the distance, a boulder can be seen to lift for a moment, then reorient its self. Its still for a moment, when can be heard a: "HUUUAHHHHH!"
The boulder spins a bit and lifts high into the air before crashing down upon its original position.
orxGN
?
No.1671
[1d20 = 3]
*Jams knife between disks in spinal cord*
xoW4H
?
No.1672
[1d20 = 11]
>>1669
You can go deeper, but its dead. All that remains is the one vs. Trump. Oh, and the Hydra
>ROOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR
This particular hydra has 7 heads and a particularly thick shell plating.
jI+ER
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No.1673
1674 1676
[1d20 = 15]
>>1670
>taps watch waiting for succsess of spell
jI+ER
?
No.1674
1675
[1d20 = 4]
>>1673
Ahh shit, now its a hydra
/cancel spell last
Anyway
Um
Roll for fireball?
orxGN
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No.1675
1680
[1d20 = 17]
*Crawls out of giant's body, like a hatching maggot, licking lips in Frenzy*
"Fucking pussy!"
Makes a rush towards where I sensed Flashy earlier*
>>1674
>implying you can cancel meme magic
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1676
>>1673
>From behind him crusader Pepe walks and says (with exactly that expression)
What the hell am I supposed to do. Do I look like I'm suited for this situation? No, I'm a parody of this situation. SMH.

orxGN
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No.1677
1679
[1d20 = 10]
*Continues to gallop towards the spot where, Flashy landed*
"Flashy! Are you alright?!"
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1678
>The boulder that lifted up earlier and then comedically (in context) came crashing down where it began lifts its self up again, this time landing safely to the side.
"Oh hell no!"
>Thez jumps up from the spot and then disappears
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1679
1681
>>1677
Well, he got smacked good and hard, but he hasn't lost his footing. You do arrive at the feet of the giant who he's standing on though
jI+ER
?
No.1680
1681
[1d20 = 9]
>>1675
>pepe was summoned
>cant cancel
Well that means
>looks at horizen
Well fuck me
RRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN
orxGN
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No.1681
1682
[1d20 = 14]
>>1679
*Makes slash at sinews, but continues towards the point where flashy landed*
>>1680
"Dumb frog-summoner!"
jI+ER
?
No.1682
1684
[1d20 = 6]
>>1681
OI FUCK OF WANKSTAIN
Pepe, can you do anything to help?
23ioI
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No.1683
1685
[1d20 = 4]
Falling down onto the shoulder, Trump aims his sword at an artery, then drives it into the neck of the giant