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Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1305
Torcuil has spent the last spent the last hour at a fever pitch of activity, grabbing books, discarding them, shuffling papers, analyzing diagrams,... he knows he's on the verge of something, and something big. Tracy continues to try and vie for Trump's attention with a variety of methods. Let's not forget that Trump is a 6'2" human, and Tracy is,... what, 3'6" standing upright? Thez has fallen asleep in her zombie-bath, and dusk approaches.

Oh yeah, this is the Tabletop Gaming continuation thread from https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20.html if ya didn't know. Pull up a chair! New players are always welcome.
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xoW4H
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No.1736
>>1733
>>1735
~_~'
xoW4H
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No.1737
[2d100 = 157]
Not a floodpost
23ioI
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No.1738
1740
[1d20 = 8]
>>1735
Trump sees the hydra, and immediately recognizes what it is.

"I've seen these before."

Trump Challenges the Hydra on its positions on open borders, and demands to know if it truly loves Equestria
Mrs. Sentry
orxGN
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No.1739
>>1735
*hugs*
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1740
>>1738
Kek
Torc decides to step on sneks tail to try and slightly immobilize it
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1741
1746
>>1735
Without deliberately intending to, Trump grabs Tracy by the pussy. The two are momentarily stunned by what has just occurred,... but neither moves away (meaning, still haz by pussy).
Meanwhile, two of the hydra's heads latch onto giga-Torcuil
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1742
That was for those 1s u rolled. Otherwise yes, Trump is bombastically posturing toward the Hydra
Anonymous
23ioI
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No.1743
1745 1746 1753 1758
Trump moves his hand away quickly and wipes it on Tracy's coat
xoW4H
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No.1744
[1d20 = 7]

orxGN
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No.1745
1755 1758
1198908__explicit_artist-colon-wootmaster_spike_oc_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_female.jpeg
[1d20 = 15]
*shudders unconrollably*
>>1743
If 20, I clamp down so you can't escape.
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1746
1749
>>1741
I try punching the heads
>>1743
>wipes it on coat
Eww
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1747
>Tracy's like: Flashy k-kun?
Giga-Torc wrestles with the Hydra, failing to pin it down. Its remaining heads join into the grappel, and Torc is now bleeding alarmingly.
xoW4H
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No.1748
[2d20 = 15]

xoW4H
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No.1749
1752
[2d20 = 11]
>>1746
You are unable to successfully strike the hydra with either hand. It is basically trying to hold you still until you bleed out, which you're doing.
orxGN
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No.1750
[1d20 = 8]
>legs shaky from "surprise"
*Looks over at fight*
"sh-should I cut them?"
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1751
"Alright chums, lets do this"
Thez says streaking back into the fray after a moment.
In a spinning double-kick, she whonks 2 of the heads off of Torcuil. Also, she doesn't fall to the ground, she's just kinda standing there,... in the air,.... O_o
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1752
1754 1757 1758
>>1749
I gtg so lets just say I go into a coma
Peace dellas see ya latter

Mrs. Sentry
orxGN
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No.1753
>>1743
*hugs*
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1754
1756
>>1752
>game movement stops with giga Torcuil wrestling with angryhydra
>meanwhile Tracy is frozen in a state of extacy, still savoring the feel of Flashy-kun in her warmest of,... you sick fuck.
>meanwhile Thez is frozen in midair,... again,... this is all fun and games for you motherfuckers but I'M aware of the passage of time and shit....
Thanks for being a part!
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1755
1756
>>1745
You may go ahead and consider Tracy as stuck in this pose
Mrs. Sentry
orxGN
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No.1756
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>>1755
>>1754
What a nice place to end for the week.
Good night, fellas!
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1757
>>1752
For illiteration purposes, here's where I went with it.
When you summoned crusader pepe, it worked. He was an awkward-looking frog in crusader attire, clearly not fitting the context, so that is what was summoned.
When you attempted to step on snek, it worked cuz snek was the hydra though it did no damage. When you said "this is expressly... " was when the meme magic started to spark. In that moment Torcuil (who was attempting to meme) was about to get eated by a much larger creature. He was, in a word, about to get stepped on by snek. Having successfully stepped previously, and to be stepped on, was expressly not what he asked for. So then, the Game decided that if he was the same size as snek, then neither he could step on nor could he be stepped upon.
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1758
1777
>>1743
>>1745
>>1752
I thank you three for the first and now the second time. Running something like this over an imageboard is an experiment in ingenuity and creativity, and I have had more fun doing so than I could ever have anticipated or planned. I'll throw out details and descriptive factoids throughout the week, but I look forward to doing this again next week.
Warning though, the mobs r gonna get harder.
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1759
Continuing wrt Torcuil
When contemplating memes, consider the complexity of the meme. An epic pepe meme might work in a specified context, but something more basic works equally well. "No u" for example, is what I'm pretty much going with for "magic missile". Similarly, I'm running with Pence as being the icon of electricity.

Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1760
Lets say you wanted to cast fireball.
>This dude is on fiiirrrreeeeee
Or you wanted to freeze your opponent
>Let it go, let it go, can't
Or you wanted to confuse or befuddle your opponent
>Im gender non-binary, my pronous r Hibbity and Hooblah
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1761
Create with the meme the idea you're looking to create in the Game.
'No step on snek' doesn't work well when squaring off with snek. Xp

Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1763
>OP wanders in to review the thread. Thez is still dangling in midair.
T"So like, can I come down now?"
O"Yes, but you have to go back there before gaming begins again."
T"K!"
>Thez whoofs over to where he is. He reviews the posts in reverse-order.
T"I think you could do a better job," she criticizes.
O"Thats the idea. Its difficult translating lit. volumes of game mechanics and stuffing them through an anonboard. Its forcing me to refine my thinking. I'm getting better though and with each passing session I eliminate more unnecessary minutia," he sips his coffee. "On the plus side I spoke to Nathan, and he's given me permission to use Slag for a while."
T"SLAG is gonna play?" claps her hands excitedly, and then turns toward the camera. "Don't worry, you'll like him! He kills things, and sometimes he revives them just to kill them again. So what's that mean for the giants?"
O"Well, they're dead already and the Hydra is about to get gang-raped anyway. Besides, don't act like you're not going to make oversized chess pieces out of their teeth."
>Thez smiles a big toothy grin and giggles.
>OP continues to click away, comparing notes, stats, etc.
T"Um, since the Game reset, do I still have my record contract?"
O"No."
T"... But I might still get it back?"
O<sigh>

Basically, just me reviewing the thread and finding I can't literally advance the story because of where it ended, but working all the while to advance and develop the story in whatever way possible. Also, Thez was getting stiff.
>she's stretching right now.
Anonymous
orxGN
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No.1777
1778 1779
>>1758
If I were playing as literally any other character, I probably would've tried to find out what the giants wanted in the first place.
Anonymous
orxGN
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No.1778
>>1777
Wasted...
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1779
>>1777
They're much more useful dead, they'd have just attacked anyway, and you'll find that eliminating them will have made you quite popular
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1780
1781 1782
I LIVE FUCKERS

Anonymous
orxGN
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No.1781
1783
>>1780
Greetings, fellow gator.
Was the power out for that long?
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1782
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>>1780
>mfw
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1783
1784
>>1781
5 am Monday till 10 am Today.
Luckily the house is fine and so is my family so I really cant complain

Anonymous
orxGN
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No.1784
1785
>>1783
Well fuck. That must've been uncomfortable.
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1785
1786
>>1784
Any amount of time without AC is very uncomfortable
Anonymous
orxGN
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No.1786
1787
>>1785
Did you just type:
https://mlpol.net/mlpol/res/74327.html#74363
Or is someone fucking with the system?
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1787
1788
>>1786
Mmmmaaaaaaaaayyyybbbbeeee
Why you askin?
Anonymous
orxGN
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No.1788
1789
>>1787
I thought it was spam.
Wtf is going on?
Anonymous
jI+ER
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No.1789
>>1788
Nah, just a friendly phonetic alphabet war
Also chekd'
Anonymous
orxGN
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No.1790
1792
Are we gonna have another cinematic period?
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1792
1793
>>1790
Of course, but I won't be available until after 10:30pst, I hope that's ok.
Anonymous
orxGN
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No.1793
1794
>>1792
If it's just comfy cinematic mode, it can be any time.
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1794
>>1793
Well, comfy in the sense that you won't die and the apparent threat is not really or lastingly a threat and can be illustrated in almost a dice-dependent green-text, yes. It will be spectacular though. ^_~
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1795
1798
Alright, I'm a saucin' and I'm a writin'
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1796
bread is near bump limit
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1797
Time for new bread
Anonymous
23ioI
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No.1798
>>1795
Even with the very high temporary bump limit it's almost hit
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1800
Last I checked, bump limit was 450. I could be wrong, but I baked nu bread anyway (sorry if I ejaculated prematurely)
Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1801
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1799.html
Nu bread