This thread begins the next segment of the now blatantly obvious Game threads. known to some faggots as the 'gay bath house'
3 weeks have passed in game time, and Port Barry is largely rebuilt and restructured, though evidence of previous battles are still observable in the architecture, walls, etc.
The people have grown stronger, emboldened by the party as their benefactors, and have taken to Football and the message thereof with great zeal.
Any players wishing to join need simply announce themselves and will be beaten included at the earliest ability.
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>>12458*pockets
When you say basket hilt, to clarify you dont mean 6 ft Highlander one, right?
>>12460Nah ye bloody wankstain.
You messed wit a friend
>>12460"Thank you," he says at the "mighty fine," kind of regretting it afterwards
"As I said, she's too dangerous to sell even if we didn't need her"
"Where did you get the pistols and where can we get them?"
>>12463No, I mean the basket-hilted broadsword type.
>>12463"Don't get yer kilt in a tangle, it was all good fun. I wasn't gonna keel any o' ye" he mutters something about trade value depreciation.
>>12464"Hah, there're none like 'em. And no, ye can't have 'em. They condense water into frozen bullets. Limited rate of fire, but unlimited ammunition!"
So, wait, did Krak's hand get cut off?
>>12467DAMN IT WHY'D I THROW THEM BACK
>>12466He picks up one pistol, flicks his hand and it disappears, then picks up the other pistol, flicks his hand again and it disappears. The previously floating pirate brings his sword over, which he taps again making it a cane. Despite missing a hand, he still exudes the air of someone who could wreck shop.
"I be needin' a meal after all that. Sechs! Arrange a banquet, and bring me me damned hand!"
>>12467"That's very impressive. I really have seen nothing like it. Would you like to come into the town and see how it's changed…"
>>12471"We shall do so"
Trump's eyes widen as his true intent comes accross
"Would you like to watch a game of Football?"
>>12468yes
Where's his hand?
I can use it to track him down?
>>12475Track down Trump, and you'll find him, because he's next to Trump
[1d20 = 12]>>12476Sleight of hand to conceal severed hand.
>>12476"Very good little pony" Trump says, as he takes the hand from the pony's mouth, and hands it to Krak
"Inferius! Can you reattach this?"
"sorry about that," Trump says to the pirate
>>12469Its better that you did, trust me.
>>12470"Lets eat first, I been away at sea and me men are tired."
>>12476Sechs already retrieved it. Spoiler alert, he's not your opponent.
So in the aftermath of the fight and over a great banquet that the whole town is invited to, Korak tells the party who he is. He's a pirate (obviously) who found his way to this world at the same time Lenos did (previous reboot). After ages of killing and treasurin he found that there wasn't anywhere that welcomed pirates or pirate goods, so he built his own dammit. Port Barry started off a small tent city, but as wealth poured in (mostly from piracy) the city was built into the structure it is today (not including recent renovations). So successful was the city, that the Emperor didn't demand his usual tribute. To maintain relations and cash, Korak built the Cunt (there were previous ships) which is both his ship and the flagship of the port.
>>12481But how did he do the disappeary thingy
I want to knlw
[1d20 = 11]>>12481Take him to the Trump Grille, showing off new architecture along the way, and asking him everything about what is out at water
And also, about that Slovenian pony...
[1d20 = 18]>>12481Make a Track check on Korak anyway (because she's holding a grudge)
>>12483Heal Tracy first.
>>12482I forget the name (something Boots of Wolvenkind or some shit) but they allow one to instant to a flanking position against an enemy, or to an flanking support position of an ally. Since the pirates are all his allies, he could zip out of the fight quickly.
[1d20 = 17]>>12486Cast lay of hand on Tracy
>>12485"Oh yes, we nabbed her off a remote and otherwise uninhabited island. Beautiful place, I got it marked on me map, but even more beautiful was the Unicorn. I couldn't resist mate." He says with a wink "I'll show her to ye in a bit."
>>12483He's way ahead of you. The hand is not fully healed, but it is reattached and working agin.
[1d20 = 12]>>12489Reeeee! I healed her with my lay hands per first
Tracy is back to full. BTW, blackguards don't usually heal, they harm.
>>12487No, with the pistols
Torc teleports back to his cave to read up on dwarfs
>>12488[affectionate pony noises]
>>12489"............." (you were too late)
>>12493They're not artifacts, cuz they're not old enough, but they were clearly made by a genius. In the short time he got a look at them, he was unable to figure out how they work.
>>12492>blackguards don't usually heal, they harm.I was actually asking Infernius for it, but don't blackguards have the spell regardless?
>>12495Ahh
So someome who watches rick and morty?
Plz dont kill, I was joking >>12497If only there were a paladin with lay hands ability around
So ask him what lands around exist that are poorly defended?
>>12498Tracy is still pent up and nonchalantly jams a fork into Torcuil's haggis
I gtg for a while. Torcuil studies until I return
>>12501*adds spoon to go with the fork*
>>12500Carry around pony in his arms, petting her to calm her down. But she's still in extremely close proximity to the pirate guy, who Trump is not letting leave him
>>12496"I don't know what ye mean. Waifu? I'll tell ye, she'll fetch a PRETTY penny to the right buyer!"
>>12497They can yes, but by default their spells are lawful and evil, so it has to be a specific request.
>>12498Unironically, yes. Xp
As Korak continues to dialogue, it becomes apparent that he's been 'allies' with both Thez and Lenos, the latter of whom is invited to join in the festivities. He declines. "Fuck that dude"
>>12499"Not any worth note. Any city or state that is worth lookin at is heavily fortified. The people come from all different planes and worlds, and aren't much for group interactions. Merchants and travelers happen, but by and large the communities keep to themselves, untrusting of newcomers and completely suspicious of other cities."
>>12495Did my Track check succeed?
>>12494>>12491>>12490well i guess i am no longer needed sulks back to the tower.
>>12501>Studies and watches, there won't be fighting>>12502W/ fork and spoon in haggis.
>>12505What were you intending by the track check? You know he arrived on the ship, you've been around him for the duration,... IDK where you're going with that
>>12506"Now hold on Inferius, come back and talk with us! Tell him about you as we learn about him!
... Tell him about the Jews"
>>12506Whoever said that, you're part of the party that the town is more than excited to gush about to Korak and the pirates. The banquet is filled with anecdotes and perspectives of the party's actions, which were both impressive and heroic. Plus he's a minotaur, which is a rarity in its self.
>>12507Idk, i just guess that Tracy would have her eye on him for a while
I can't into RPing...
Tracy looks around for clues about this "Emperor" person.
>>12508the jews? he dosent know about the jews?
The pirates are all dressed in fine clothing, per the dictates of Korak. He's quite particular about appearances (his character was designed well before I got into MLP, but he's quite Rarity when it comes to fashion)
>>12510At the mention of the Emperor, the banquet grows quiet.
"Him. I trust ye've been keeping up on the arrangement?" Korak says to Sechs.
"Um,... well no. In all the commotion and rebuilding we haven't had the manpower to spare. We're,... about a week overdue."
Korak raises an eyebrow.
"Ye know thats not going to do us any good. Do we have the tribute?"
"Uhm, well no. We spent most of the resources rebuilding the town."
"Ye know he's not gonna care a whit about that."
"Yes of course, but we couldn't let the down be in shambles. To be honest, we thought that Mr. Trump and his compatriots might,... free us from him." Sechs says meekly.
>>12512Trump is visibly impressed by the fashion of the Pirates.
"The Unicorn, what is the dowry on her? And as for the fortified cities, know of any way inside? By diplomacy if possible, force if necessary?"
>>12511He doesn't even know about Football
>>12510Carries pony. She'd have a damned fine view of him from his arms
>>12512"Oh, I know about the jews. I've had plenty of business deals, as well as "business deals" with their kind. I'm surprised they made their way this far south, but I'm really not surprised that when they did so they came here. Barry is not the finest of ports in appearance, but there's more loot traveling through 'er than ye can fit on e ship!" he raises his flagon and a cheer erupts around him
>>12513"Flee? Bitch please? We fear nothing. Millions for defense, not one damned dime for tribute"
>>12514>>12515what? he doesn't know about football? has he heard of hitler?
>>12515do you know where they usally reside?
>>12517"I don't believe so. We have much to teach this guest as he has to teach us"
In response to Sechs' comments about the emperor, he breathes a deep sigh. "Well, too late to worry about it. We can expect to hear from him if we don't go to him first. I will decide what will happen on that avenue."
>>12516I said FREE
>>12518"Lad, I been away for 6 mos, I'm still tryin to figure you lot out"
>>12514>[pony-radar mode]Tracy exploits all her detection abilities to turn herself into a hand-held recording device and absorb information.
>>12520>>12519you hear of hitler? pirate man.
Korak details that the emperor is an incredibly powerful sorceror, who somehow managed to tame and control (mostly) the Terrasque. He's fearsome by himself, as is the T, but combined they're virtually unstoppable. He began a campaign of imposing on all the established cities, demanding a tribute of goods, wealth, and (worst-case) lives to satiate his malicious tendencies. He lives atop a chaotic and asymmetrical tower in the north, where he delights in torturing and murdering whoever he feels like.
>>12520"Damn right we bring freedom... Who is this emperor guy exactly?"
>trying to figure you lot out"I'm trying to figure us lot out too"
>>12513>>12523*listens more closely, eyes narrowed*
>>12523"Any idea on how to severe him from the Terrasque?"
Also
"What's the dowry on the Unicorn?"
>>12525he waged a great war against the jews and their puppets, he spoke the truth about them and they turned him into the bad guy for that.
>mfw this thread is ~80% of MLPOLs daily traffic
>>12527"Sever? Ye act like ye're cutting a ship from the docks. He's tremendously powerful, able to create magic with a thought and twist it to his designs. He's far beyond the likes of me, or you for that matter."
At the mention of the Unicorn. "If ye wish to make an offer on her, I'm listenin'"
>>12528"He sounds like a chump then. I don't respect failure, and it sounds like for all his intentions, he failed."
>>12529You again? Quit ur salt.
>>12530"I'm worried about this sorcerer too, little pony. But don't worry. We can kill him and take control of his lands. I mean, we can bring freedom to all the lands"
*pets pony behind the ears*
>>12534*affectionate nuzzling*
I'm glad I had her set that requisition for dimeterium ingots.
>>12531>>12532>>12533I am really bad at Pen and Paper RPGs I fear. I am not hating on your fun, I just wish the rest of the site was a little more active than this right here.
>>12534"Many, MANY have tried. Those who have 've been reduced to ruin. Those who haven't have been forced to abide his terms to survive. The squirrel up in Sparentinar(sp) has some nuts, but he's more concerned with his city, as are the other players. Its kind of a stalemate at this point.
>>12536Most of us had never RP'd before, feel free to play any time.
> I just wish the rest of the site was a little more active than this right here.As do I...
>>12536>wishYou and me both. At the moment, these threads are the best effort I can make toward increasing general interest (whether players or observers). I have lots of ideas, but such ideas take time and methodical planning. In the meantime I hope to entertain. You ARE welcome to join if you like, and the engine is such that accommodates less experienced players.
can I not have a gay flag now btw?
>>12533With regards to the soccerer
"Any weaknesses you are aware of? Any way to counter him save brute force?"
With regards to the unicorn
"Well, I have US citizenship, she might like that. Six months to get a class A immigrant visa, two years to remove conditions, only 3 years until citizenship. Oh I'm sorry, you meant to pay her dowry. Anyone you you want us to kill for you?"
>misses his Heil Hortler flag
>>12533REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>12541"Well, that Lenos fella said that if magic is his strong suit, then anti-magic would be his weakness. The trouble is anti-magic fields are very small in area. It would take a team of mages to make a field large enough to be of any use, and even then you'd have to contend with the Terrasque. Where Kefka lacks in strength and combat, the T fills in the blanks,"
>>12543Oh shush, he's only gotten the briefest description of Hitler. I'm sure he'd be most impressed, as was his faggot when I red-pilled him.
>>12541"We also have a weeaboo horse - I mean, a fine Stallion trained in Ninja-like arts. Pretty courageous in battle. I can show you him in the stables. Would he cover the dowry?"
And for a moment, if just for a moment, all was right with the world.
Ahhhhhhhhhh
>>12544"Any way at all to take him down without facing the full strength of the Terrasque? We intend to kill it, but we are not sure we are strong enough"
>>12544hes directly insulted my faith hes lucky infernuis is a kind bull.
>>12549"Inferius, do you think your marines could make an anti-magic field?"
I have no idea GM
>>12545"I don't know about this 'weeaboo' thing ye mention, but I'll give him a look."
At this point, the banquet dies down a bit, and the pirates and citizens begin a formal (ish) night-time soiree of dancing and merriment. Many (most) are intoxicated, and the celebration of the situation permeates. The Port now has its grand benefactors, as well as its esteemed founder, and everyone is in high spirits.
>>12548"That'd be quite the trick, he rides it like a mount (though its kinda ridiculous, since he's human-sized and its stadium-sized)"
>>12549Not deliberately, he just doesn't know Hitler. He's from Faerun (forgotten realms) and knows nothing of earth-anything.
>>12550No, they're only just grasping the basics of stratgic (formation) combat. As individual combatants, they're level 3.
>>12550Its almost like GM wants the players to complete a sidequest or two in order to have the means to enact such a field.
>>12551"... So, where does this nerd live?"
>>12554He raises an eyebrow at Tracy: "This one, what's yer name? I like you, you're the most rambunctious pony I've ever seen. I'd love to 'ride' ye," he says with a wink.
Seriously, which nerd r you referring to. The emperor? The weeaboo? someone else I missed?
"Ah promise I won't use spurs or bridles,... unless ye like that sorta thing!"
>>12550>>12551"Sounds like we can't take him down yet. Any imminent threat?"
Spoiler, Korak is a lech, a rapist, a slaver, and despite his appearance a most uncouth individual. He looks right and proper though
>>12553>Not just wearing a vest covered in dimerterium shavings.>>12555checked (the sorceror was the nerd)
*glares daggers at dwarf*
"........ (stares for a bit"
"... It's Tracy"
>>12556*Venomous glare*
"I'm engaged."
>>12533he revived a dying country with the best economic polices, he sent all the jews away from his homeland, the people loved him and it took the entire world to stop him from taking over.
>>12555Interrupting
"May I take the unicorn now, and pay the dowry later? Ask anyone around, we always honor contracts"
>>12560Kek. Please make that interrupt his flirting with Tracy
>>12558Trump managed to learn all of that with the alignment check, and then perfectly forget all of it when he saw how well dressed the other pirates were
>>12563Tracy would've also figured this out with a Sense motive check.
Also, she can recognize another rapist when she sees one.
>>12564Uh... Did you do a sense motive check?
>>12557"Well, I suppose from what Sechs is tellin me that we'll probably hear from him before too long. He doesn't take kindly to disrespect. Port Barry has (otherwise) always been on time and prompt with its tributes, but lacking sufficient resources it,..." he trails off as the jeweler runs up and whispers in his ear. "That'll do pig. Well, it seems that we're covered on the tribute, but he'll still be wantin' to hear from him. That leaves us with a few options. The first is to wait and let him come to us. I don't like that idea, cuz he usually likes to kill scores of people when he comes. The other options is to venture to him, which is equally risky.
>>12559"A pleasure to meet you Ms. Tracy. And may I ask who the lucky benefactor of your engagement might be? Ye're quite the 'lady', if ye don't mind me sayin'"
>>12561"Ye can see her, sure. She's in the stables outside the port. As for purchase, we'll table that 'till later."
Motive = money and survival
>>12566*mood lifts at the mention of her engagement*
"Why, this handsome hunk right here." She says, gesturing to the Paladin carrying her
I'm gonna just call the Jeweler Ben. Get it? Ben, as in Ben Shapiro? He's a Jew-eler? Its funny!
>>12568"Well now, that explains why he'd be carryin' ye. It doesn't explain all that Trixie nonsense, but I've pulled a few cons in the past so I get what ye were goin' with. I certainly wouldn't go around parading "This Pony will be my wife", I mean who knows what people would say. Pretty though,...."
>>12571*blushes, rubbing her cheek against the Paladin's abdomen*
i gotta go for about an hour ill be lurking on mobile.
[1d20 = 11]>>12566"Payment? That's s funny way of looking at it... Ah never mind, I'll deal with that later. I don't want him to have home field advantage and I'd like to set up an ambush. But I also don't want collateral damage. I guess we'll evacuate the town..."
>>12568*fear at this suggestion*
Check to see if man would refuse to allow Trump to marry the unicorn if he things he is engaged already
>>12574He's a slave-rapist. He does not care about such disinctions, but also (weirdly) has a sense of honor when it comes to righteous folk.
"Speaking of home field - on two levels - if ye're wantin to lay a trap for him, that there stadium ye made is perfect, since he'd readily port there cuz the Terrasque would fit. Also, I'm wantin' to hear more about this here Football ye keep mentioning. Its got the whole town fixated, and I'm wantin' to know more"
Also aside, the city has gained ~10k in gold and resources from the pirates. This is not 'take as you need', but is available.
[1d20 = 3]>>12572I can't understand that statement
Roll to find out "does he believe her"
>>12576>What did she mean by this?[happy engaged pony noises]
Yeah, I need clarification too
>>12579The 'doesn't believe' followed by 'what did she mean'
[1d20 = 9]>>12575Go on hour long spiel about football, and take him to USFL headquarters if he can be taken. Show him the super bowl video if possible
Also, when possible, begin whatever contract negotiation is necessary to acquire a portion of that 10,000 (or is in the public treasury?) Trump wants it to but the unicorn, which he thinks is a dowry
>>12580I misinterpreted his comment
Idk what he was trying to roll though.
>>12580Does the pirate believe Tracy when she claims Trump is engaged to her
>>12583It hasn't been further established, but he's never seen a pony take a direct sneak attack, shrug it off, and then warp through the pier. His mind is not made up as to 'what is', but he's not discounting anything atm.
>>12581"Oh now lad, ye're pretty green ta think ye can buy me own pony with me own monies," he laughs at the thought.
>>12585Does Trump have any private funds all to himself? I want to figure out if he can buy the unicorn without selling Tracy's bitch or any of the buildings in Port Barry/ships in the harbor
>>12585>He still hasn't answered the question"... So, where does this 'Emerpor' nerd live?"
After a bit more banter, revelry, and general to-do Korak says to Trump (assuming its mentioned). "Well lad, I can see ye're not a bunch of chumps. Maybe ye CAN upend the emperor, and there are scores of cities that'd be glad to see him gone, this one notwithstanding. I'll lend ye the help and support I can, but I also have to tend to my people. I'll not tolerate any misfortune befallin' them, as they're the main source of me finances!" he laughs boisterously at is.
"Tell ye what. If you can figure a way to trap and bind the emperor, and ye can find a way to fight off his beast, I'll deliver what I can to your aid. Its been a very long time since I've seen the likes of you, and I like what I'm seein'," he concludes, emptying his flagon.
"Now, which one of ye lovelies wants te escort me to the whorehouse!" and s small number of cheers, as well as a couple right bitches take his sides in an elbowed escort position.
>>12589Go to the whorehouse, and get a woman to try to figure out how to get money - better, get the unicorn out if him.
>>12587"But me did, weren't ye listening? Ah said he lives to the north, miles past Cardashil, in a wrecked city of wealthies who spend all FRIIGGIN' day worshippin' his lanky arse. A pity what happened to Thez, she'd have been a right thorn in HIS ass. Oh well, life goes on right?"
>>12590"Make it worth his while, but don't give on that you're interested. The more he knows the merch is valuable, the higher the price."
>>12590*follows, with an unchanging, static expression*
>>12592Oh fuck, that's a good point
*shames self for forgetting something that obvious*
Also, why is that bastard avoiding watching the Super Bowl recording. Reeeee!
>>12594Cuz u showed him. It was most impressive. He likes this idea of "Broncos"
>>12593>follows"Tracy, I'm not asking you to swindle this guy, but should this guy be made to part with his pistols, the unicorn, or whatever other items of great value he has, for the cost of the horses we have in the stables, or a few sheckles, my love for and appreciation of you could only grow"
>>12595Praise American
Also GM, seriously, did he come in with more than one ship? Does he want to purchase a ship? What other valuable things does he have or want?
>>12596>trying to rob a thief of exceptional levelGood luck with THAT, you saw how quick he spotted Tracy!
>>12596*eerie static expression glitches like a television screen before returning to normal*
"........... Yes, Flashy."
>>12597From the conversations he seems concerned about only a few things. 1. The ability to convert ill-gotten gains into wealth. 2. The port (which is its self a reflection of #1). 3. Wealth and luxury, which is attainable only (currently) through the 1st two.
>>12600>Typical dwarfFucking subterranean kikes.
>>12601Actually, this dwarf is not enthusiastic about caverns and dungeons.
>>12598Watch Tracy lose Ponimaru without gaining anything, Kek
>>12599For the first time ever, Trump looks jealous.
"Just don't let him actually touch you in that way, however much you have to tease him"
>>12600>this guy is basically TrumpHe simply must see the high class housing, the high class diving, the high class everything at Trump Tower
>>12602Still a dwarf.
I get it though. Figured he was one of those above-ground types.
>>12602What about apartments in Towers?
"So!" at one point Korak abbreviates the conversation. "If ye want to lure the emperor, the stadium is the place to do it. If ye're wanting to invade his home turf, I can provide the means (especially since the tribute is overdue). If YE lot can take him out, I'll owe ye, and I'll pay it back however ye want. He's the only one who was standing in the way of the development of the port, and with him gone the people can help the sailors, the sailors help the people, everybody wins. That is the idea that Port Barry was founded on, "Everybody wins"
>>12606*ears perk*
"...What means do you speak of?"
>>12603He would be most impressed, and yes, he's dark-side Trump
>>12606"Can you tell me more about this "means" to invade his territory?
to ask a different question
"You travel by sea often? Any chance you like to look at our clippers? Copper hulled, immune to seaworms and barnacles that infect both tropical and temperate waters. The fastest ships in the sea"
>>12607Gets a glint in his eye as Tracy addresses him.
"Well now, I've got a mighty ship that can take ye where ye need to go. I see ye've got the tower up and running, but 2 flanks are better than 1 amirite?" he guffaws.
"But yeh, since he'll be lookin to hear from the Port, its possible we might sneak you lot in. Its MUCH more dangerous than bating him here, but he might lower his guard. Its been hundreds of years since anyone challenged him, so I reckon he's probably gotten a wee bit lazy"
>>12609Clippers? Thats news to GM
>>12610*returns glint with glint so edgy it blinds him momentarily*
"... You have my interest"
>>12612"Sooo pretty,..." he says.
"Ye sure this one's not for sale?" he says to Trump
>>12611I expressed in Make Port Barry Great Again Part 2 that trump aquired three ships.
okay, no, I did not say they were Clippers, which would probably be more expensive than regular ships, but they are faster, so it's not insane that Trump would get them. Also it's not inconceivable that Trump doesn't own one, and is doing a contractual slight of hand to sell a ship he doesn't own, then buy or trade for one and deliver it >>12613>this kike thinks he has a crack at herHe's going to regret trying.... poor fella'
>>12613*still dazzled by his suits, his reception to Football, and the unicorn*
"Huh"
>>12614>selling a ship he doesn't ownUNLAWFUL
>>12615Probably, but thats his character
>>12616"Nevermind. I'll leave you to your,... what was the term?,... wifooo?"
"Meanwhile, since ye like horses (no bully, he's an equal opportunist) let me show ye MINE"
Slovakia (easy name) is very much as you would expect from the pics. White coat, pink mane, fleur-de-lis'es for the CM, and a look of utter disdain and contempt on her face. She has nothing to say if and when you approach.
>>12618REEEEEE!!! Are there ANY likable horses in this dimension. Goddamn itOkay, is Slovakia the Slovenien unicorn in question, or is this a different unicorn?
>>12617No no, it's just the precise enough timing of the exchange of contracts
okay yeah, it's probably illegal >>12618Puts arms around any nearby pony
At the same time, Ben runs up to Infernius.
"I was instructed to tell you that these pirates may have resources and abilities that might fit with your developin defense force."
A moment later, Ben prods Torcuil.
"My instructions suggest that you might find value in interacting with the pirates."
A moment later still, Ben sneaks up to Tracy.
"The message I've been given say that 'while Korak can be trusted to suit his own means - and that of the party if in mutual venture - his allegience is entirely to himself and his pirates. He WILL sacrifice characters if its in his best interes"
>>12619She's recently been slaved. Don't expect a warm reception.
>>12620[affectionate pony noises]
*hugs back*
>>12620>nearbyTrump puts his arms around Tracy, who experiences a rare and brief moment of warmth and bliss,
>>12625No, Slovakia and Troll are entirely different poners
>>12618looks at the pictures quickly, permanently burns the images in his mind, and then dismisses the images in s couple seconds
"that's great that you have a loving family like that. Hey, would you like to look at these pictures of the *unsold* penthouse if the luxury apartment building we just constructed. Easy access for wenches"
>>12627I mean his waifu and the one he talked about selling. Slovenia and Slovakia
>>12626Trump isn't letting go of her anytime soon
>>12628"I set aside the penthouse when I had it constructed. I figured someone important might come along and I'd want it for him. I had no idea the founder himself would show"
>>12629They're the same.
>>12628>loving familyThat's a captured slave, m8. She doesn't look like she wants to be here.
>>12628"Ah do like me wenches," he says, looking fully on pics.
>>12631I do love seeing Tracy like this. Just sayin'.
>>12629IDK there was a difference between slovakia and slovenia. Can I get a contrast?
>>12632"Yes! Good, butter him up! His weakness is vanity!" says an <ahem> voice who technically no one hears.
>>12631Trump runs one hand through her mane, and another hand along her body. As Tracy nuzzles, eyes closed, Trump starts to give a genuinely passionate kiss. After some seconds, Trump breaks away and looks back at his guest. "Sorry about that" and he seems to pull away, but keeps a hand in her hair and the other on her body when possible
>>12635*passionate shuddering*
[genuinely-happy pony noises]
>>12636Not what I meant, I was referring to poners. Is there a difference in poners. Also
>>12635>urge to cuddle intensifies>>12638Yeah, that
>>12634>>12633>they are the sameOkay, I wasn't sure, since trump asked earlier about the unicorn, if she was his waifu, and he responded as if she was not. So I was wondering if this waifu unicorn was a different one. I was confused
>that's a captured space mateTrump's desire to make allies wherever he can dampers his ability to discern this, and the pirate's sense of fashion has almost stupefied him. He doesn't realize he is keeping her as chattel
>>12639>Is there a difference in poners. Idk if he was referring to any actual poners, but Melania Trump is from Slovenia. Some may say she shares a few characteristics with Fleur-de-lis
>>12639I was asking if the pony he saw on the ship was the same one as the pirate claimed as his waifu
Trump says to him
"How would you like see the Penthouse? I haven't tested its maximum wench capacity, so if you want to bring a few up... The view from the panel glass windows is amazing. You can see the whole harbor, and the sails if the ships out at sea. It's beautiful watching the Indiamen come in, hull full of goods and wares, and leaving with goods. Even the new factories are beautiful - the smoke means money"
I'm back
>pulls cultry out of haggis
>>12643>cultry>*phases by at light speed and inserts three different types of cutlery into haggis, for that typo*>>12642*affectionate nuzzling resumes*
>>12644When he finishes saying that, he kisses Tracy directly again, then turns back to look at the dwarf
>>12640>a fucking white MAREKorak has no romantic designs for Slovenia (IIRC, Trump did say Slovenian)
but in a pinch wouldn't hesitate>>12641That makes layers of sense, TY
So in the continuing revelry, all parties can be said to reach something of,... not an agreement per say (no conditions) but a recognition of common interest, common drive mostly (he still hasn't seen Football), and common overall benefit to Barry and its people, No one seems to like the idea of innocents suffering, nor economic environments lacking or languishing.
>>12643Pulling cutlery out, somehow there is more cutlery. Its not damaging, but it does chafe.
>>12648MY CONSULING WORKS
>writes bookHow to ship an Edgelord and a Waifu-Stealer
-Torcuil
>>12645"Ye've got a <ahem> curious relationship with them there, them there"
"Me, I just let me and me mates fug 'em. I never thought about gettin' all lovey with 'em," he says, shaking his head
Assuming Torc is at the Cunt
I decide to invesgigate the ship
>if there are pirates I use invisability
>>12652Minimal pirates, invisibility is wise.
To what degree does Torcuil inspect the ship?
>>12647After further talking, hopefully the dwarf comes to the understanding that Trump lacks confidence that his team could successfully kill the sorcerer and the Terrasque at the sane time any time soon, and is looking to delay such a battle until later when they have more experience and resources.
Trump showers the dwarf in images of his various possessions - ships, buildings, apartments - and takes him to see them where he is amenable. In every instance, every single instance, Tump says something along the lines of "would you like to buy this?"
At no point does he let go of Tracy, even if he almost never looks at her and keeps his eyes on the dwarf. Tracy's nuzzles are met with passionate kisses that have a romantic intent behind them. Trump generally cuts away from the kisses for fear of offending his guest
>>12651"Any chance you'd like to exchange any of your horses? We have a mare in the stable. Copper. Good riding mare. Could even carry that Nazi guy from earlier"
>>12655*is dizzy with passion, but still listens for ways to infiltrate the tower*
>>12656Copper was never revived. GM just wanted to develop Ponimaru. >>12657REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what tower? >>12658The tower where the sorcerer lives.
>>12656Uh, the copper mare is all kinds of dead. Not infringing on ur negotiating, but that one is an old blood-splotch.
>>12655No bully, "there hasn't been anyone prepared to take on the emperor
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
for friggin' forever.
>>12656As for the unicorn, I suppose I could consider a barter/purchase."
>>12654The cargo area is mostly barren, as the goods have been transferred off ship. There is a heavy door at the end of the hold, with an extensive lock that is beyond Torcuil's abilities.
>>12660Tracy employ all of her detection abilities to try to find more info about the location and structure of the Nerd's tower.
>>12661Well, I meant you can't pick it. You are a magician though.
>>12662That info is readily available. The tower (more of a spire really) is surrounded by a city, and situates about 12 mi north of Cardashil. Its an extremely reclusive community of wealth and status that keeps to its self, offering no exports but importing to a great degree.
>>12661That'll work too. The barred door turns into styrofoam
