/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>113166
[Insert Draconic translation here]
>"Lol get dabbed-on, gemboi."

>>113169
[Insert Draconic translation here]
>"Imma tell Topaz you're bullying me. She'll kick your flank, you overgrown fern!"

>>113170
>overgrown fern
Oof...
*Combs mane*
[Insert more Draconic banter here]
>"Lol u gonna run over to your mommy, fence-sitter?" XP
[smug Dragonborn noises]

>>113171
[claw digging intensifies]
>"S-shut up! You're just jealous I have a caring owner"
*dragon rubbing unsuspecting unicorn in progress.
"You really are quite energetic today, Phospy."
*pat pat*
>"Check mate, insect homestead."

>>113172
Oh shit.
Well now I'm jealous.
*sectarian violence escalates*

[Draconic banter of a 750 year old unwed mare]
>"I-I-I.. I don't need that. Jealousy is beneath me. Bahamut be praised."
*Kicks the soil slightly*

>>113173
[Smug dragon grin intensifies]
"You aren't getting into trouble now, are you, Phospy?"
[Smug dragon grin stops. Commecing sweating and intense shaking of the head.]
"...you're awfully wetter than you usually are. You haven't been messing with the nice kirin, have you?"
[Sweating intensifies]
>"S-she star-"
"None of that, you say sorry right now."
>"B-bu-"
"No buts! Go say sorry!"
*whimper*
>"S-sorry for being not nice, quadruped."
*kicks the soil slightly*

Best language.

>>113175
Indeed.
Good thing Topaz knows it.

>>113174
*Banishes impure thoughts*

>"An I apologize as well, for being boorish..."

>>113177
"Now hug it out, you two."
>"W-what?! I'm n-"
"Do you want me to repeat myself?"
>"N-no..."
*opens arms for possible kirin hugs*

>>113178
*Puffs out chest fluff*
*Hugs*

>>113179
[Flustered Dragon noises]
>"D-don't expect it to become normal or anything."
*giggling gem-named unicorn in close vicinity*

[1d20+25 = 43]
>>113181
Rolling Proffesion (masseuse) to hug dragon gently.

>>113181
>>113182
[*God-like* hugging noises]

>>113182
>>113183
[Steam exhaling intensifies.]
>"F-fine! We can do this once per day."
*Chuckling unicorn*
"He likes you."
[Even more flustered dragon noises]

>>113184
*Pets neutral-aligned dragon*
>"Hmmph. You're not so bad now are you."

>>113186
*steamy exhale*
>"S-stop it! I am a dragon! I am to be feared and respected!"
*Topaz pets neutral-aligned dragon*
>"N-not you too!"
*whimper whimper*

>>113187
>>113186
[Giggling unicorn artificer noises]
She says in Draconic
"Ash and Phopsy sitting in a tree, H u g g i n g."

>>113187
*Petting intensifies*
>>113188
*Turns you into a newt*

>>113190
Giggling newt noises
"Then comes love, then comes marriage then comes another kirin in a baby carriage."

>>113191
*YEETs newt*

*watches newt fly over the horizon*
"Alcoholism.. not even once."

>>113188
>>113190
*Giggling Topaz intensifies*
>"N-no, s-stop it~"
[Embarrased dragon noises]
*wriggle wriggle*
>>113191
>>113192
[Flustered dragon noises]
*Topaz stroking intensifies*
>"Cease, please! I'll do anything to stop this tortuous interaction!"
*steam intensifies*

>>113193
An iron golem catches the newt.

I just realized I forgot to specify my 10th level spells.
I guess it'll be Time Duplicate and Crown Of Vermin then.

>>113213
That's an admittedly creepy thing to say without context.

>>113215
He dares to speak
Not good. NOT GOOD!
SILENCE! You have no authority here

>>113217
You're technically correct, my good sir.
I am but a humble player in the grand cosmos. What business brought you here, stranger?

>>113218
Vanish, fool
Roll saving throw, CL 42

>>113213
Wtf?

>>113222
You know

>>113225
o_O

>>113221
CL 42? I think that's not what you think it means.
I guess I'll roll, sure.
[1d20+26 = 29]
<???

>>113226
Come now player, it hasn’t been THAT long. Or has it? I can never tell
No good will come of this. ~_~

>>113228
Caster level? Yes it means precisely that
A purplish form with bright pink hai coalesces in the sky.
What? Gm abdicated, so there is nothing preventing me from manifesting.
>>113228
By the way, you are eliminated down to your very essence. I do hope someone in the periphery can wish you back, not that it’s of any concern to me

>>113233
When did GM abdicate?

>>113233
Oh. Good thing I'm Legion tho.
This is a bit weird all things considered.
You sure sound rattled.
>>113234
He seems like an impatient individual.

>>113234
You have one chance, use it

>>113234
It’s Her

>>113239
>No GM
Well I guess I'll just stop time, planeshift into the Astral plane, use Shapechange and Time Duplicate to use a Sarrukh's Manipulate Form on myself, make it a free action, and grant myself every ability of every monster and every class, become immune to every possible attack, and gain infinitely high stats in every category.

Hm...
This seems a bit forced in my opinion.
I know it can get boring out there, but creating something is better than mere destruction of others' belongings.
>>113243
Kek. Nice move.

>>113245
I am Pun Pun. I fear nothing.

>>113246
Kirin fool, you waste my time!
<whoooof>
Initiate maneuver, Time Stands Still
You’re not gonna make me draw this out are you?

>>113247
There is no power above Pun Pun.
Give me your worst.

>>113248
9th level diamond mind Maneuver that gives you a second full round of attacks the turn you initiate it.
Pun Pun can do it too, as a free action, as many times per turn as he pleases.

>>113252
And what about that random saving throw?
I assume he did it because he was spooked of my character and what it could do.