The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>10710
Noted. Also, you're good you. That was fast.
As for the leadership bit, she meant it. There IS a difference between leading and dictating however. Part of Thez' success with the ne'ers was because she wasn't TELLING them to fight, she was in the ring fighting WITH them.
Noted. Also, you're good you. That was fast.
As for the leadership bit, she meant it. There IS a difference between leading and dictating however. Part of Thez' success with the ne'ers was because she wasn't TELLING them to fight, she was in the ring fighting WITH them.
"And 'cuz I paid for their whores!"
>>10711 →
A noble vengeance that stays true to the clerical domain. Romantic, and suitable for a Chaotic good character.
I like it.
A noble vengeance that stays true to the clerical domain. Romantic, and suitable for a Chaotic good character.
I like it.
>>10712
Then those who are not interested in following Gridiron, in fighting for the Right, or in protecting Port Barry can leave and returned to their charred homes. No matter. Only those who are motivated are fit in any event. Trumpaladin follows the holy way, the way of Good and Football and America. He calls upon all to follow him. Some will be fit for this quest, and some will not. But for those who are, they shall be organized into the Church Militant
Then those who are not interested in following Gridiron, in fighting for the Right, or in protecting Port Barry can leave and returned to their charred homes. No matter. Only those who are motivated are fit in any event. Trumpaladin follows the holy way, the way of Good and Football and America. He calls upon all to follow him. Some will be fit for this quest, and some will not. But for those who are, they shall be organized into the Church Militant
Trumpaladin will also be offering nose jobs and legal name changes to relevant members of the upper classes. He needs all the resources available. Even bankers, lawyers, and business executives. Perhaps especially them
Tracy is still spelunking in an undisclosed location, looking for a good lair.
>>10715
I get what you are saying, and I like/agree. I was being a bit catty, in the interest of presentation and measure, please pay that no mind.
Trump has full reign to do as he suggests, but he notices that every time he means to say "Follow", he curiously says "Join".
I get what you are saying, and I like/agree. I was being a bit catty, in the interest of presentation and measure, please pay that no mind.
Trump has full reign to do as he suggests, but he notices that every time he means to say "Follow", he curiously says "Join".
Also Infernius, "You goof", don't worry. I've already thought of 3 loopholes. ^_!
>>10723
I hadn't even thought of that, I was referring to the terms of the seal against outsiders. I WILL think about that though.
She has me looking up images of Ironwill now, for posterity and shit
I hadn't even thought of that, I was referring to the terms of the seal against outsiders. I WILL think about that though.
She has me looking up images of Ironwill now, for posterity and shit
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>>10725
Is it wrong that I found that pic arousing? Should I even be saying this? Does it even matter anymore? smh self-depricatingly
Is it wrong that I found that pic arousing? Should I even be saying this? Does it even matter anymore? smh self-depricatingly
>>10718
I'm guessing your referring most to the mention of incorporation of people with specialized knowledge into the town school, and perhaps also the mandatory education of the youth. This I guess, may have to wait until the USFL has almost soveriegn power. As for the conscription of the veterans into the Church Militant, I can't imagine they'd be unwilling very often, at least where they don't have other things going on in their lives they need to attend to, and even that is allowed for under Trump's plan
I'm guessing your referring most to the mention of incorporation of people with specialized knowledge into the town school, and perhaps also the mandatory education of the youth. This I guess, may have to wait until the USFL has almost soveriegn power. As for the conscription of the veterans into the Church Militant, I can't imagine they'd be unwilling very often, at least where they don't have other things going on in their lives they need to attend to, and even that is allowed for under Trump's plan
>>10729
Thanks. I still ship you with Trollestia.
GM, you still haven't given Trollestia's judgement of Torq's rare Pepe collection.
Also, was I right to guess that her clerical domain was Trickery aka Trolling?
Thanks. I still ship you with Trollestia.
GM, you still haven't given Trollestia's judgement of Torq's rare Pepe collection.
Also, was I right to guess that her clerical domain was Trickery aka Trolling?
>>10733
In order to judge, I'd/she'd have to see it. How does it rate compared to the Mlpol pepe collection?
In order to judge, I'd/she'd have to see it. How does it rate compared to the Mlpol pepe collection?
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infernuis try and find a hairstylist to help ifernuis change look.
>pic related
>pic related
>>10732
When Pearl Harbor was bombed, people came in droves to sign up for the army. And almost no one was actually present for that. And now Port Barry has had its own Pearl Harbor
>"You'll get what you want if…"
You want to serve God, King, and Country. Err... Football and Port Barry. It's the same motivation that caused people to give up their established lives to liberate Jerusalem. It's the same motivation as lead so many people to charge into steel and lead and danger in so many thousands of wars. Trumpaladin is interested in Patriots, and Patriots alone. He shall find them
Don't worry, he gives a rousing speech first
When Pearl Harbor was bombed, people came in droves to sign up for the army. And almost no one was actually present for that. And now Port Barry has had its own Pearl Harbor
>"You'll get what you want if…"
You want to serve God, King, and Country. Err... Football and Port Barry. It's the same motivation that caused people to give up their established lives to liberate Jerusalem. It's the same motivation as lead so many people to charge into steel and lead and danger in so many thousands of wars. Trumpaladin is interested in Patriots, and Patriots alone. He shall find them
Don't worry, he gives a rousing speech first
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>>10746
"We're starting a Military Order. Crusaders for Truth and Good and Football. I'm modelling them on the old Teutonic Knights, the founders of Old Prussia. It seemed like precisely the sort of thing you might be interested in. I was wondering if you would put forth the time to teach them combat skills, and teach them of what they'll be up against. Who knows, they may be willing to learn about Rockwell and the Jews"
"We're starting a Military Order. Crusaders for Truth and Good and Football. I'm modelling them on the old Teutonic Knights, the founders of Old Prussia. It seemed like precisely the sort of thing you might be interested in. I was wondering if you would put forth the time to teach them combat skills, and teach them of what they'll be up against. Who knows, they may be willing to learn about Rockwell and the Jews"
>>10742
P.s., to practice with the shield, I recommend tying a ribbon around it so you can see where it is
P.s., to practice with the shield, I recommend tying a ribbon around it so you can see where it is
>>10755
The item bypasses any requisite proficiency,... I was just bantzing, cuz I didn't say everything I was 'supposed' to in the moment
The item bypasses any requisite proficiency,... I was just bantzing, cuz I didn't say everything I was 'supposed' to in the moment
>>10743
By the way, you may notice at some point that there is a pale-green, semi-transluscent compound bow following you around.
By the way, you may notice at some point that there is a pale-green, semi-transluscent compound bow following you around.
>>10763
It was discretely put in play, but yes. Its a composite longbow, and it floats of its own accord. There's an arrow attached by a thin strand of rope, but it floats along and follows you. There's a shadowy essence that seems attached to it.
It was discretely put in play, but yes. Its a composite longbow, and it floats of its own accord. There's an arrow attached by a thin strand of rope, but it floats along and follows you. There's a shadowy essence that seems attached to it.
Did any of those infernal leave any weapons behind when they vanished?
>>10769
If you were in Arizona and stumbled upon a wild and unbroken mustang, would you get on its back? No? Now imagine the same, but it flies, is on fire, and has weird demonic powers. That goes in the "Hell no I ain't touchin' that shit" category
If you were in Arizona and stumbled upon a wild and unbroken mustang, would you get on its back? No? Now imagine the same, but it flies, is on fire, and has weird demonic powers. That goes in the "Hell no I ain't touchin' that shit" category
>>10771
>not taming the magical hoers into a powerful mount that only you can ride
Some legendary hero you are.
>not taming the magical hoers into a powerful mount that only you can ride
Some legendary hero you are.
"His name is Bob! Balthazar Ozymandius Bestimus!"
You be quiet.
>>10775
Don't worry, he's good at that, I only thought I'd mention so I don't have to roll for spot checks every so often
You be quiet.
>>10775
Don't worry, he's good at that, I only thought I'd mention so I don't have to roll for spot checks every so often
>>10777
She's not a Paladin.
*teleports behind you (literally: she jumped planes) and hugs your back affectionately*
*hums* "~Hhhmmm, hello, ~Flashy."
She's not a Paladin.
*teleports behind you (literally: she jumped planes) and hugs your back affectionately*
*hums* "~Hhhmmm, hello, ~Flashy."
>>10779
You named him Balthazar Ozymandius Bestimus. Balthazar is a real name and I'm not sure if it's a reference to something, but Balthazar was the name of a character (the poison seller?) in Romeo and Juliet, and I think of the traitor in the Battlestar Galactica remake series. Ozymandias, an alternative name for Pharaoh Ramses II of Egypt, is the name of Percy Shelly's famous poem. It includes the lines "My name is Ozymandius. King of Kings. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair"
>>10780
"Gah!"
You named him Balthazar Ozymandius Bestimus. Balthazar is a real name and I'm not sure if it's a reference to something, but Balthazar was the name of a character (the poison seller?) in Romeo and Juliet, and I think of the traitor in the Battlestar Galactica remake series. Ozymandias, an alternative name for Pharaoh Ramses II of Egypt, is the name of Percy Shelly's famous poem. It includes the lines "My name is Ozymandius. King of Kings. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair"
>>10780
"Gah!"
>>10782
You're correct, but Balthazar is also one of the 3 wise men in the nativity legend. Bestimus was a bit of a phone-in, so that (WAAAAY earlier) he could
call himself "The Best Man". Its part of Thez' history.
>>10781
Not talk, but he can thump the bowstring. One means yes, two means no, and "Swift defeat to mine enemies" means something is up (cuz he's shooting at something).
You're correct, but Balthazar is also one of the 3 wise men in the nativity legend. Bestimus was a bit of a phone-in, so that (WAAAAY earlier) he could
call himself "The Best Man". Its part of Thez' history.
>>10781
Not talk, but he can thump the bowstring. One means yes, two means no, and "Swift defeat to mine enemies" means something is up (cuz he's shooting at something).
>>10785
Trumpaladin makes a mental note of why he had marked down "jump scare" in his journal entry for the blue one
Trumpaladin makes a mental note of why he had marked down "jump scare" in his journal entry for the blue one
>>10788
"Um... hi?" Trump says scared
"I see the parts of the machines that were missing have turned up"
"Um... hi?" Trump says scared
"I see the parts of the machines that were missing have turned up"
>>10790
Ozymandius was also a historical king noted for his fairness and rigid adherence to common law.
Ozymandius was also a historical king noted for his fairness and rigid adherence to common law.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert... near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert... near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away
This is the second set of Making Port Barry Great Again. Whereas most of what was said in the previous post involved Trumpaladin’s independent Football League/religious organization, this will mostly involve the civilian government of Port Barry. These changes will be very expensive, and could not possibly be expected to be completed even halfway by the conclusion of the three week period. They will be financed as logic dictates by the party’s finances, by the public treasury, by private investment, or by sheer borrowing where there is no other money available.
Trumpaladin shall have to look for anyone who could find the missing Jew gold AND could be relied upon to hand it over to the city treasury.
>If only there were a level 15 rogue who could find the missing Jew gold and then actually return it to the city
A man can dream, a man can dream
First, the town declares a corvée to clean up the streets and other mess from the destruction wrought by the demon attack. (not rebuilding, just cleaning up). Then, begins an assessment by adjustors and surveyors of the damage to the city. They shall determine the extent of the damage, and what areas should be destroyed altogether.
Second, retrieve all books on engineering, architexture, and city planning from the Trump Tower library, and begin planning the reconstruction of the relevant sections. Private property will be seized by the city via eminent domain. The exact specifications of the reconstruction shall have to wait for a report on the damage to the city, but in general, Trump would like to see the following changes
First, a street pattern that is arranged in a grid pattern rather than at random, In the alternative, streets radiate out from a central point Parisian style, the center point being either a plaza or a public building. But the big changes are these
A grand new city hall to be the center of city government, unless of course the existing one is sufficient for this purpose, and is sufficiently undamaged (paid for by the public)
A tower to use as the headquarters of the United States Football League. Obviously the Church needs its Vatican (party funded)
A new Diamond exchange. This will involve the relevant jeweler and the jewel industry in Port Barry that Thez helped set up (private funder)
A new tower hotel (Trump?)
Upscale Housing (Trump/borrowed money. It will pay for itself
A new shopping complex
A church for Inferius’s religion
>The brother survived unscathed somehow
It shall be burned to the ground. Tracy is welcome to help, but it’s coming down one way or another. It shall be replaced with the Port Barry Courthouse.
As mentioned in the previous section, the monestary and the raining grounds, like the stadium, are to the north of the city outside the walls. It seems that it will be wise to expand the walls up North to enclose this new section. Trumpaladin loves building walls, so this should be fun. The new enclosed area should include space for a few farms and probably also low income housing.
I believe a citadel should be built, should another assault fall upon Port Barry
As for rebuilding industry, the following things should occur. Please note that they would be financed by private funds and contracts, foreign investment, or borrowing with the expectation of future returns
Expand the already yuge forge to include a full-scale rolling mill and blast furnace. Build a warehouse as well, if there isn’t already one
Build an Armory, probably as an expansion of what exists already at the forge
Build a tannery
Build a textile mile
Build a paper mill
Build a printing press
Build a shipyard, or expand the existing one
These will be built near the water, preferably by the harbor, and to the west of the city (or perhaps the east) outside of the walls if necessary
Of course, three large ocean going vessels should be purchased, commissioned, or commandeered, for the Mendicant Order. These shall spread the word of Football across all continents and to all corners of the world
Naturally, Trumpaladin will give a speech, probably several, to the citizenry. He will speak of the fighting against the evil forces of globalism and Soccer that tried to attack the town, and that really were lurking and waiting to attack for just the right time, seizing upon an opportunity when the group was away. But thanks to the brave men and wo men of the Port Barry defense force, casualties were minimized. Thanks to the power of Football and the devotion of the party, they were able to distract the demons from the city, then fight through them, slaying hordes of them, killing the lieutenants, and leading right into Soros, the one armed-bastard. Thez, having seen the light of Football, placed a permanent travel ban on all outsiders except spooky horse apparently, and in the process, deported herself. Now Trump asks all citizens of Port Barry to display the same devotion and willingness to sacrifice in rebuilding the city, and in helping to spread the word of Football, which delivered the city from evil. He also tells them to be on the look out for Soccer – that most evil of “sports” – as it is a demonic plot, existing to pervert national love. He tells them of his plans for Port Barry and for the USFL, and asks them to join, He tells of the Football powered miracle of the resurrection booth, and how he is using it to revive casualties
Trumpaladin shall have to look for anyone who could find the missing Jew gold AND could be relied upon to hand it over to the city treasury.
>If only there were a level 15 rogue who could find the missing Jew gold and then actually return it to the city
A man can dream, a man can dream
First, the town declares a corvée to clean up the streets and other mess from the destruction wrought by the demon attack. (not rebuilding, just cleaning up). Then, begins an assessment by adjustors and surveyors of the damage to the city. They shall determine the extent of the damage, and what areas should be destroyed altogether.
Second, retrieve all books on engineering, architexture, and city planning from the Trump Tower library, and begin planning the reconstruction of the relevant sections. Private property will be seized by the city via eminent domain. The exact specifications of the reconstruction shall have to wait for a report on the damage to the city, but in general, Trump would like to see the following changes
First, a street pattern that is arranged in a grid pattern rather than at random, In the alternative, streets radiate out from a central point Parisian style, the center point being either a plaza or a public building. But the big changes are these
A grand new city hall to be the center of city government, unless of course the existing one is sufficient for this purpose, and is sufficiently undamaged (paid for by the public)
A tower to use as the headquarters of the United States Football League. Obviously the Church needs its Vatican (party funded)
A new Diamond exchange. This will involve the relevant jeweler and the jewel industry in Port Barry that Thez helped set up (private funder)
A new tower hotel (Trump?)
Upscale Housing (Trump/borrowed money. It will pay for itself
A new shopping complex
A church for Inferius’s religion
>The brother survived unscathed somehow
It shall be burned to the ground. Tracy is welcome to help, but it’s coming down one way or another. It shall be replaced with the Port Barry Courthouse.
As mentioned in the previous section, the monestary and the raining grounds, like the stadium, are to the north of the city outside the walls. It seems that it will be wise to expand the walls up North to enclose this new section. Trumpaladin loves building walls, so this should be fun. The new enclosed area should include space for a few farms and probably also low income housing.
I believe a citadel should be built, should another assault fall upon Port Barry
As for rebuilding industry, the following things should occur. Please note that they would be financed by private funds and contracts, foreign investment, or borrowing with the expectation of future returns
Expand the already yuge forge to include a full-scale rolling mill and blast furnace. Build a warehouse as well, if there isn’t already one
Build an Armory, probably as an expansion of what exists already at the forge
Build a tannery
Build a textile mile
Build a paper mill
Build a printing press
Build a shipyard, or expand the existing one
These will be built near the water, preferably by the harbor, and to the west of the city (or perhaps the east) outside of the walls if necessary
Of course, three large ocean going vessels should be purchased, commissioned, or commandeered, for the Mendicant Order. These shall spread the word of Football across all continents and to all corners of the world
Naturally, Trumpaladin will give a speech, probably several, to the citizenry. He will speak of the fighting against the evil forces of globalism and Soccer that tried to attack the town, and that really were lurking and waiting to attack for just the right time, seizing upon an opportunity when the group was away. But thanks to the brave men and wo men of the Port Barry defense force, casualties were minimized. Thanks to the power of Football and the devotion of the party, they were able to distract the demons from the city, then fight through them, slaying hordes of them, killing the lieutenants, and leading right into Soros, the one armed-bastard. Thez, having seen the light of Football, placed a permanent travel ban on all outsiders except spooky horse apparently, and in the process, deported herself. Now Trump asks all citizens of Port Barry to display the same devotion and willingness to sacrifice in rebuilding the city, and in helping to spread the word of Football, which delivered the city from evil. He also tells them to be on the look out for Soccer – that most evil of “sports” – as it is a demonic plot, existing to pervert national love. He tells them of his plans for Port Barry and for the USFL, and asks them to join, He tells of the Football powered miracle of the resurrection booth, and how he is using it to revive casualties
>>10794
>burn the brothel
"YOU SHALL DO NO SUCH THING! Oooooh, this motherfucker! You're lucky that me escaping means that Soros escapes! Wait a second,...."
A disembodied purple fist appears in the air above Trump and <WHONK> he has another lump on his head.
"It was business."
>>10795
Is that a metaphor, or am I not following?
>burn the brothel
"YOU SHALL DO NO SUCH THING! Oooooh, this motherfucker! You're lucky that me escaping means that Soros escapes! Wait a second,...."
A disembodied purple fist appears in the air above Trump and <WHONK> he has another lump on his head.
"It was business."
>>10795
Is that a metaphor, or am I not following?
>Is reading Guardian Paramount abilities
Fug! She's indestructible. It's great to play a class that can defend other characters too.
Can Tracy also get a good armor upgrade somewhere? She has good reason to protect her body now. Maybe some of those gold-steel plates?
>>10791
>Paladin not being immune to fear
*is still nuzzling you*
"~Hmmmh..! Oh, yes, it seems the pirates who looted them fled when the infernals attacked and left their treasure behind. I picked the parts up while I was looking for infernal weapons.. ~hhmm." Tracy says nonchalantly, clearly glad to see you.
Fug! She's indestructible. It's great to play a class that can defend other characters too.
Can Tracy also get a good armor upgrade somewhere? She has good reason to protect her body now. Maybe some of those gold-steel plates?
>>10791
>Paladin not being immune to fear
*is still nuzzling you*
"~Hmmmh..! Oh, yes, it seems the pirates who looted them fled when the infernals attacked and left their treasure behind. I picked the parts up while I was looking for infernal weapons.. ~hhmm." Tracy says nonchalantly, clearly glad to see you.
>>10801
"Ooooh, this,... okay fine, if thats how he wants to play it."
No violation of the travel ban has occurred, since no one has traveled anywhere and no goods or information was exchanged. I will suggest that you should probably leave the brothel alone.
"Ooooh, this,... okay fine, if thats how he wants to play it."
No violation of the travel ban has occurred, since no one has traveled anywhere and no goods or information was exchanged. I will suggest that you should probably leave the brothel alone.
[2d20 = 29]
>>10801
Bluff (dispel suspicions) + Perform (acting: appear extra innocent)
"~Hhhmmm.. Now why would I lie to you about that, ~Flashy?"
>burn
[inquisitive hoers noises] You do realize this'll bring her closer to the Chaotic Path, right?
>>10801
Bluff (dispel suspicions) + Perform (acting: appear extra innocent)
"~Hhhmmm.. Now why would I lie to you about that, ~Flashy?"
>burn
[inquisitive hoers noises] You do realize this'll bring her closer to the Chaotic Path, right?
>>10808
>magical crafting
And little else. Some of those sprockets, gears, and shafts are pure mythril, adamantite, and a variety of alloys. Aside from being literally gold-plated, those robots are crafting GOLD.
>magical crafting
And little else. Some of those sprockets, gears, and shafts are pure mythril, adamantite, and a variety of alloys. Aside from being literally gold-plated, those robots are crafting GOLD.
>>10810
>Doesn't have the track skill
For that, you'd need an extraplanar bloodhound, with a powerful sense of smell, tracking skills, and an unquenchable thirst for Infernal blood
tl;dr, count me in
>>10811
Would Lenos craft Tracy something special for Tracy, if she offered him the cigarettes she looted from the body of your dead coworker?
>Doesn't have the track skill
For that, you'd need an extraplanar bloodhound, with a powerful sense of smell, tracking skills, and an unquenchable thirst for Infernal blood
tl;dr, count me in
>>10811
Would Lenos craft Tracy something special for Tracy, if she offered him the cigarettes she looted from the body of your dead coworker?
>>10820
>splitting hairs
You suspect there might be something amiss.
But then, you always think Tracy is up to something.
So, no dispositional change.
>splitting hairs
You suspect there might be something amiss.
But then, you always think Tracy is up to something.
So, no dispositional change.
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>>10824
Yes, yes, Ghost-rider is an abominable Chain Demon (what? its literally spelled out!). You want chain-demon skills then?
Yes, yes, Ghost-rider is an abominable Chain Demon (what? its literally spelled out!). You want chain-demon skills then?
or was Trumpaladin secretly a pony all along... DUN DUN DUN!!!
>>10828
To be determined. It was "her" idea, but it sounded like fun so I went with it. As far as raw gameplay is concerned, it allows Tracy extra bonuses if she feels life-threatened, and it gives OP the opportunity to fuck with Trump (and others) on occasion. So far, that's it.
>>10829
Well, the typical gestation for a hoers is just under a year. So, you'll permit me to defer on that?
To be determined. It was "her" idea, but it sounded like fun so I went with it. As far as raw gameplay is concerned, it allows Tracy extra bonuses if she feels life-threatened, and it gives OP the opportunity to fuck with Trump (and others) on occasion. So far, that's it.
>>10829
Well, the typical gestation for a hoers is just under a year. So, you'll permit me to defer on that?
>>10826'
>Waited a while because I thought GM would take the initiative to explain
She gains the title, a few of her stats get buffed, you'll be able to summon her from anywhere within a mile through a vague empathetic link that allows for heightened communication. You'd also be able to use any item connected to her (i.e. the bow, the chain), and the same things go for spells and spell-like abilities (i.e. be able to use the Blackguard's evil magic)
Also, being able to infinitely share saving rolls with a Guardian Paramount would make you virtually invincible during mounted combat. There are other supernatural abilities a Cauchemar Nightmare can share with its rider, but those have nothing to do with the class.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Paladin%27s_Mount
>>10827
YES!!!
>Waited a while because I thought GM would take the initiative to explain
She gains the title, a few of her stats get buffed, you'll be able to summon her from anywhere within a mile through a vague empathetic link that allows for heightened communication. You'd also be able to use any item connected to her (i.e. the bow, the chain), and the same things go for spells and spell-like abilities (i.e. be able to use the Blackguard's evil magic)
Also, being able to infinitely share saving rolls with a Guardian Paramount would make you virtually invincible during mounted combat. There are other supernatural abilities a Cauchemar Nightmare can share with its rider, but those have nothing to do with the class.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Paladin%27s_Mount
>>10827
YES!!!
>>10832
All the same. Trumpaladin will have a court declare Tracy unfit to be the mother, then take legal custody of the child. The child may be disabled from the mother's contain or demon blood use, but not all evils can be stopped. One more set back in a long life of set backs, but nothing more
All the same. Trumpaladin will have a court declare Tracy unfit to be the mother, then take legal custody of the child. The child may be disabled from the mother's contain or demon blood use, but not all evils can be stopped. One more set back in a long life of set backs, but nothing more
>>10834
Don't you dare fuck this up! That trigger activates 5 potential endings where she systematically kills-off all of the other characters; and I don't want to make new flow charts.
Don't you dare fuck this up! That trigger activates 5 potential endings where she systematically kills-off all of the other characters; and I don't want to make new flow charts.
*cries at the thought of being able to teach his hopefully not part demon and not cocaine addicted son how to play football, an opportunity he thought he lost forever*
>>10841
>Doesn't want Tracy
>Tracy has child
>Trump is going to take her child
This shit doesn't add up
Can Torc be an uncle?
>Doesn't want Tracy
>Tracy has child
>Trump is going to take her child
This shit doesn't add up
Can Torc be an uncle?
>>10843
We'll take him away from his evil mother, don't you worry. He shall play football and learn the family business with his father
We'll take him away from his evil mother, don't you worry. He shall play football and learn the family business with his father
>>10848
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
You do know she has the sense motive skill and she's fully focused on you right now,
right?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
You do know she has the sense motive skill and she's fully focused on you right now,
right?
>>10845
>Tracy would make sure her foal lived a better life than hers.
Even if that meant giving up her child to a loving and wealthy family?
>Tracy would make sure her foal lived a better life than hers.
Even if that meant giving up her child to a loving and wealthy family?
>>10850
She can detect that he is thinking about his child and how to protect him and give him the best life possible
>>10849
Trumpaladin has been thinking about how to put down the problem dog ever since she took the blood. He knows he can't evade it forever. It will take time and preparation, but what needs be done, needs be done
She can detect that he is thinking about his child and how to protect him and give him the best life possible
>>10849
Trumpaladin has been thinking about how to put down the problem dog ever since she took the blood. He knows he can't evade it forever. It will take time and preparation, but what needs be done, needs be done
>>10856
The fact that she'd be willing to do that is precisely why she can't be his mount, she can't be his wife, and ahe can't be his child's mother
The fact that she'd be willing to do that is precisely why she can't be his mount, she can't be his wife, and ahe can't be his child's mother
>>10862
The first step to becoming w paladin's mount is to earn his trust. Why is this overlooked, little pony?
The first step to becoming w paladin's mount is to earn his trust. Why is this overlooked, little pony?
hey gm can i go person to person(in port barry) gathering info on the jews?
>>10873
Sure, but its pretty rudimentary. "Hella stingy", "Ill mannered", "Cheap", "Non-comformative",... you know the drill
Sure, but its pretty rudimentary. "Hella stingy", "Ill mannered", "Cheap", "Non-comformative",... you know the drill
>>10878
"When the rats were banished from Port Barry, they were alleged to have had a large stock of gold. It has not been found. Should this massive stock pile be found and delivered to the city, it would go a massive way towards rebuilding the damaged city"
"When the rats were banished from Port Barry, they were alleged to have had a large stock of gold. It has not been found. Should this massive stock pile be found and delivered to the city, it would go a massive way towards rebuilding the damaged city"
>>10876
Since the pony was last near Trump, Trump makes essentially the same request of Tracy.
"Tracy Cage, little pony, do you want to prove yourself? To show you are truly someone worthy of praise and admiration - worthy of love? I can tell you how to find it. Port Barry was devastated in the demon attack. Now, it's rumored that the Rats left a large pile of money around. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, but no one is better suited to finding it all than you. Should you return it, love and respect for you can only grow."
He flashes his eyes at her
"You are a good pony, full of pride in your service, are you not? You want to prove it?"
Looks at her more intensely
"Want to prove it to me? Retrieve the missing gold, turn it over to the public coffers, and help Port Barry"
Since the pony was last near Trump, Trump makes essentially the same request of Tracy.
"Tracy Cage, little pony, do you want to prove yourself? To show you are truly someone worthy of praise and admiration - worthy of love? I can tell you how to find it. Port Barry was devastated in the demon attack. Now, it's rumored that the Rats left a large pile of money around. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, but no one is better suited to finding it all than you. Should you return it, love and respect for you can only grow."
He flashes his eyes at her
"You are a good pony, full of pride in your service, are you not? You want to prove it?"
Looks at her more intensely
"Want to prove it to me? Retrieve the missing gold, turn it over to the public coffers, and help Port Barry"
>>10883
"I am certian the city will be willing to commemorate those who delivered the city from evil, and suffered in the process, once the funds become available"
"I am certian the city will be willing to commemorate those who delivered the city from evil, and suffered in the process, once the funds become available"
>>10884
Yeah, sure, I can do that." Tracy says, already fitting her armor.
"Do you have any other leads aside from going to the north? I already know that much."
Yeah, sure, I can do that." Tracy says, already fitting her armor.
"Do you have any other leads aside from going to the north? I already know that much."
>>10882
Asked of Lenos later, after the events with Inferius and Tracy
"Thez had stones of law and of chaos. What happened to them?"
Asked of Lenos later, after the events with Inferius and Tracy
"Thez had stones of law and of chaos. What happened to them?"
>>10888
Trumpaladin is surprised by this reaction
"The Minotaur over there claims to be able to identify persons of the same cultural background as the rat people living in port Barry. Perhaps he can help extract information from them"
>>10891
"I am sure they will be willing, once the funds become available"
Trumpaladin is surprised by this reaction
"The Minotaur over there claims to be able to identify persons of the same cultural background as the rat people living in port Barry. Perhaps he can help extract information from them"
>>10891
"I am sure they will be willing, once the funds become available"
>>10888
"Do you expect to have to leave the city by any massive distance. Actually, let me ask you flat out. Do you believe you will have to travel much more than a mile north of the northern gate?"
"Do you expect to have to leave the city by any massive distance. Actually, let me ask you flat out. Do you believe you will have to travel much more than a mile north of the northern gate?"
>>10894
"Several miles, it's actually quite a bit even before the path spits." *is fitting hoers shoes*
"Several miles, it's actually quite a bit even before the path spits." *is fitting hoers shoes*
>>10893
Trumpaladin fondly remembers the smell of bagels and gently woven kippahs from his time in New York City
Trumpaladin fondly remembers the smell of bagels and gently woven kippahs from his time in New York City
OP is veritably cackling at the prospects
>>10895
"Do you think you might want to report the spot, then have an oxen team deliver the gold to port Barry?"
pauses for a moment, then says "I am trusting you with this, and so is Port Barry. It is very important that all of the gold is accounted for"
"Do you think you might want to report the spot, then have an oxen team deliver the gold to port Barry?"
pauses for a moment, then says "I am trusting you with this, and so is Port Barry. It is very important that all of the gold is accounted for"
"Can we go already?!" Tracy asks annoyed, knowing how long the trip will take with the bull weighing her down.
>>10902
"Excellent. Please prepare an account of what is found."
He thinks about making another suggestion, but then declines.
"Thez had a vast horde of Gold, gems, and other valuables here in the pyramid. She allowed us to make use of it - all of it - because she knew we would help the cause of Good and the citizenry of Port Barry with it. She even forwent her use of small gems for jewelry because of it. And you know how much she loved her jewelry, not that she ever needed it. And here, the money is not ours. It rightfully belongs to the citizenry of Port Barry, whom we are trustees over. If it can be delivered in its entirety here, it would go a long way to helping. I believe, even if I am too ignorant to say for sure, that love of country is the highest form of love for Hitler and Rockwell. They are our country now. Do Rockwell proud."
>>10904
"Now hold your horses. Can you repeat back to me what your mission is?"
"Excellent. Please prepare an account of what is found."
He thinks about making another suggestion, but then declines.
"Thez had a vast horde of Gold, gems, and other valuables here in the pyramid. She allowed us to make use of it - all of it - because she knew we would help the cause of Good and the citizenry of Port Barry with it. She even forwent her use of small gems for jewelry because of it. And you know how much she loved her jewelry, not that she ever needed it. And here, the money is not ours. It rightfully belongs to the citizenry of Port Barry, whom we are trustees over. If it can be delivered in its entirety here, it would go a long way to helping. I believe, even if I am too ignorant to say for sure, that love of country is the highest form of love for Hitler and Rockwell. They are our country now. Do Rockwell proud."
>>10904
"Now hold your horses. Can you repeat back to me what your mission is?"
>>10904
"Actually, I must second guess myself here. Are you certain you are needed on this quest? I think the bull has it handled"
"Actually, I must second guess myself here. Are you certain you are needed on this quest? I think the bull has it handled"
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>>10906
>all of it
Yes of course, Thez would never abscond with a portion of it and sequester it, that would be 'bad'.
>all of it
Yes of course, Thez would never abscond with a portion of it and sequester it, that would be 'bad'.
>>10909
"You WILL make Thez proud. Just make sure every penny makes it back here and away from wherever those Jew rats stored it. That money will go to glorifying Thez, both in the statue of her, and in the glorious new skyline of Port Barry that she always wanted to see"
>>10911
"She's useful, I am certain of that. Be sure that she too, makes Thez - and Rockwell and Hitler - proud. Hell, make her make me proud, if that means anything to her"
Inferius is released
"You WILL make Thez proud. Just make sure every penny makes it back here and away from wherever those Jew rats stored it. That money will go to glorifying Thez, both in the statue of her, and in the glorious new skyline of Port Barry that she always wanted to see"
>>10911
"She's useful, I am certain of that. Be sure that she too, makes Thez - and Rockwell and Hitler - proud. Hell, make her make me proud, if that means anything to her"
Inferius is released
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