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Stale Nut Bread
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10705
The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
726 replies and 183 files omitted.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11120
>>11118
Night
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11121
>>11107
>the 'other' incident hasn't been publicly mentioned
Fae was witness to it. She could testify that there was horsepussy on that fateful day, just like the prophecy foretold.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11122
11123
i wonder if norwayanon ever got an idea?
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11123
11124 11125
>>11117
Now why can't she be married to the Paladin if she does that?
>>11122
I can ask him
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11124
>>11123
go for it but dont pressure him.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11125
11127
>>11123
Well, if you consider autism to be a potential force of good, then there's no problem.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11126
11128 11129
>>11093
>>11087
>>11084
I am increasingly feeling like the child is supposed to be the anti-Christ or the key to some great evil
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11127
>>11125
Just checking to make sure it is understood that marriage is to be earned through proper wooing, not taken as a given nor taken by force
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11128
11131
>>11126
or maybe it will be elway.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11129
11130 11131
1118221__safe_artist-colon-racoonsan_princess flurry heart_the crystalling_bad flurry!_cute_destruction_fire_flurrybetes_flurry heart ruins everythin.jpg
>>11126
>the child is supposed to be the anti-Christ
You're thinking of Flurry Heart.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11130
11132 11134
>>11129
that thing is worse than glimmer imo
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11131
11134
>>11129
>implying we know it won't be Flurry Heart
>>11128
I'd put my money on being the anti-Christ
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11132
>>11130
You better hope Tracy starts staking some steps towards Lawful Good, or else I think you'll be standing just in precisely the wrong place when this crazy train derails
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11133
11134 11194
>>11087
>Fetuses are delicate
Sure would be a shame if she suffered a physical injury that caused her to miscarry...
ZV3KL
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No.11134
11135 11136 11138 11141 11151
>>11130
She will be the End of Equestria.
The moment she was born, her wings were already big enough to level all of creation. Her wail, not unlike a banshee, foretell the doom of all living beings.
Nightmare Blizzard of Ragnarok, when?

>>11131
The child will be borne of both Light and Football. Such a child could wield all good powers freely, and more importantly, have the gift to choose his/her own destiny, whether he wants to be president, a businessman - who am I kidding - He'll be both!
>>11133
That's why she is destructible.
\r
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11135
11137 11138
>>11134
hahaha NOPE. Trumpaladin will have the chance to rectify his sins. That can have whatever consequences it would have in game, but it will be his actions to take.
>Being of both Light and Darkness
I think you meant to say a Being of Light, because Trumpaladin ain't havin' no damn mulatto child
>have the gift to choose his own destiny
Well that's just one more reason to get him away from his mother. While I do like the theme of self-determination, I don't think it should come at the expense of the player's self-determination. Should Trump need to go Sarah Connor, I think it should be allowable, and the same with all other players

I will fucking ban you. No really, /vx/ is my board. Atlas has made it clear I can make whatever rules for /vx/ I want and I can do what I want with it, bans, thread deletion, locks, and so forth, possibly up to board deletion. Fuck with me and I fuck right back
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11136
11137
j4q79ou5.png
>>11134
Can find the pic, but here's one
vI1sh
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No.11137
11139
image.jpeg
>>11136
>>11135
Think I found it
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11138
11139 11140 11141
>>11134
>That's why I'm buffing her to make her indestructible.
Becomes ---->
>That's why she is destructible.
Y U DO DIS?
I guess I kind of deserve it though at this point...
>>11135
>Should Trump need to go Sarah Connor,
It's funny. A few of my development charts for Tracy were actually based off of her...
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11139
11144
>>11138
See >>11137

Because the Tracy Trumpaladin thing is not a meme from within this game. It's a meme from a namefag or persona or whatever I developed back in July that I'm damn sure most of you intend to use outside of this. As I think one of you said "what happens here is board cannon." So I care about what happens here. Also I have the power to do it.

>a few of my development charts
Did you literally write this stuff out?
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11140
>>11138
Also refresh your page
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11141
11143
>>11138
Okay, I completely misread that situation. I thought >>11134 was GM
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11142
OMG teh kek! I'm supposed to be sleeping, and instead I'm dying!!
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11143
11145
>>11141
Also, that 'light and darkness' horseshit is just some edgy line from some awful show I saw more than a decade ago. The child, if carried to full term, only has positive upbringings (i'm not such a fucking edgelord that I'd set a baby up to be a super-villain); even in the case that Tracy has a tragic ending (there's no point in having a tragedy if there's nothing to be learned). I stated earlier that Tracy would absolutely make sure that her foal lived a better life than she did, no matter what the cost. The foal will be safe from the forces of evil, even if he has a murderous mother grizzly for a parent.
I actually made a very vague development draft for offspring between the two characters. Of course, a child between two powerful characters would be a superior individual; like how Alexander's famous steed, Bucephallus, was descended from the Dreadful Mares of Thrace also, potential Barron references.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11144
11146
>>11139
>Did you literally write this stuff out?
Well, partly. Only the essential roots, so I can keep everything in character while still constantly changing the structures.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11145
11147
>>11143
>No matter the cost
Does that include becoming a better person, or giving up the child to be raised by someone who isn't a psycho?
>The foal will be safe from the forces of evil, even if he has a murderous mother grizzly for a parent
You see the contradiction, don't you? That's not a proper household for a child
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11146
11147
>>11144
Eh, I guess I have 1000 or more words of Trumpaladin backstory written and a tragic as fuck death story for both Trumpaladin and Tracy (especially Tracy) I thought of but did not write down. But eh
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11147
11148 11150
>>11145
>implying a hysterical yandere wouldn't contradict her own logic
Well, I can say that the kid will be safe from harm from her. She won't part with her foal easily though. It'd take a lot of convincing and careful planning to make her give up the only thing she's ever genuinely wanted in her life.
>wanting spoilers.
Wait and see. Anything is possible.
>>11146
Most of my shit is just lines and numbers on various sheets of paper, desu. When I just type [hoers noises] it means a change was made, but I'm spent from the calculations to express it. I could do moderate prose and/or greentext that would make everything more clear, but I'm incredibly lazy when not provoked by something that makes me get obsessive...
There's also the element of keeping developments secret from the other players too. Maybe I'll clarify some of her actions and motives in hindsight later, if I find the energy.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11148
11149
>>11147
>Letting a hysterical yandere raise my child
Nope.
>When I just type [hoers noises] it means a change was made
Aww, and here I thought you were just making her sound cute
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11149
>>11148
Don't get me wrong, I definitely do it for that.
A "change" may be something as irrelevant as a subtle shift in mood: something not important enough for her faggot to write out an extensive comment. If anything, it's just an indication that Tracy is aware of and involved with her surrounding and isn't just sitting around like a brainless animal.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11150
>>11147
>Not wasting yuge amounts of time writing well crafted prose to express subtle emotions
Okay, horse noises is probably a better idea
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11151
11152
>>11134
dont worry me trust tracy.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11152
11153
1508875425920.png
>>11151
>'me trust tracy'
>Being this compassionate
Infernius is a genuinely good bull.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11153
11154
>>11152
He is a good goyim
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11154
11156
>>11153
if you call infernuis goy again me end you!
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11155
11158
Yay.png
>>11069
>someone photoshop please
I'm trying to pic up the hobby (I'm not good at all though...)
Did you have anything simple/specific in mind?
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11156
11157
image.png
>>11154
It's okay Inferius. It's just a term signifying those not of the chosen people. You've been serving us well
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11157
1503195925119-2.png
>>11156
no it mean cattle,infernuis not cattle!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11158
11160
yay2.png
yay3.png
yay4.png
>>11155
Testing
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11159
11160
Yeah.. Upon crunching those numbers, I'm not sure Tracy can be a guardian paramount (she's pregnant anyway, so it'd be wrong for her to take hits for other players).. May as well forget about those feats for now..
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11160
11161 11164 11300
>>11158
>very slightly modifying image size to evade the one-per-thread image limit
I swear, Florida!
>>11159
>take damage for others
Why would she do that?

It's been a shitty day for me
*resists urge to blog post
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11161
11162
>>11160
give in to the blogpost.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11162
11163
veplwhyniu2dq9fkn2qh.jpg
>>11161
>give in to the blogpost.
>yfw
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11163
>>11162
good good
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11164
11165 11169
>>11160
>Why would she do that?
I planned that path before I knew she could be pregnant, as I was setting her up as the mount: she would basically make her rider invincible if she took that prestige class.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11165
11166 11167 11169
>>11164
Oh I don't know, I can think of few more appropriate applications of 'taking damage for others' than babby
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11166
11168 11169
>>11165
Good point.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11167
>>11165
I still don't like this development
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11168
11169
>>11166
Don't get too excited, I haven't crunched the numbers yet
you asked
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11169
11170 11171
image.jpeg
>>11166
>>11165
>>11164
>>11168
I'm taking that child, Tracy. You think it's yours and yours alone to destroy, but it's not
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11170
>>11169
she not hurt babby,get it through head trump.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11171
11172 11173 11174
>>11169
Kek, Trump gets to destroy it too XD
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11172
11173
>>11171
Especially cuz you guys don't know what I cooked up today Xp
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11173
11175
>>11171
>>11172
if voice in infernuises head hurts baby me crush you too!
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11174
>>11171
Military school is great for character!
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11175
11176
>>11173
Hurt? PLEASE! I won't let bebeh be hurt! I gots ideas!
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11176
11177 11178 11184
>>11175
That's worse

I still think it came far too early in the story. It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11177
11181
>>11176
>early
I was thinking that too, yesterday. Today I'm good with it. ^_^
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11178
11179
>>11176
yes i too hate exploding telephones.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11179
11180
>>11178
>can't write English
>wants to mock a phone autocorrect
Is that the game you really want to play?
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11180
>>11179
its just bantz m8.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11181
11182
image.jpeg
>>11177
I hope I don't understand what you meant by that
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11182
>>11181
I doubt it, its quite the stretch, but if you ARE,....
This is gonna be goooooooood
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11183
11185
That aside, Guardian Paramount is very clearly an epic prestige class. Tracy does not qualify (25 dex for blinding speed??)
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11184
16b.gif
>>11176
>It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
Wow. That must feel terrifying.

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11185
11186 11187
>>11183
>Forgetting about Tracy's maxed-out oral dexterity
You're right though..
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11186
11187 11190 11192
>>11185
Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh. That shit is for poorly balanced campaigns desu.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11187
11188
>>11186
>>11185
The fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11188
>>11187
"egghead shit"
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11189
Most epic feats require stats in excess of 20 without modifiers. Thats absurd for a bipedal character, even after level bonuses.

Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11190
11191
image.png
>>11186
I'm guessing this is implied lesbian sex between Tracy and Thez at some point in the campaign
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11191
>>11190
... no, I'm literally talking about epic feats.
In 3.5, the designation of 'epic' usually indicates "over character level 20". In spite of being Legendary (over 40) Thez still doesn't have the required stats to be able to learn epic feats.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11192
>>11186
>Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh.
Didn't see that coming.
I was actually looking toward Legendary dreadnought (so she could just push through everything), but it seems her base attack bonus isn't high enough for that either, even in her nightmare form.
I'll just hold off on her bonus feats until she levels up a bit.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11193
11196
are we gonna do anything tonight?
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11194
11195 11209
1NmKiZZ_d.jpg
>>11133
No

>tfw we've turned into a reality show about a pregnant lady, the father, the nazi uncle, the hermit uncle, and the aunt who is a stripper
>the mother and father divorce b4 the baby is born
>everyone else gets dragged into the custedy battle
>both would rather let the child die than go with the other
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11195
11208 11506 11643
>>11194
when do the uncles fight the dad?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11196
>>11193
Pray to Hitler, so that he may give us a sign to where the kikes stowed their ill-gotten gains.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11197
11198 11201 11214
lord hiler i pray that you help us find the ill gotten gains of the jews, i pray that you send your servant henrich himmler to show us the way, Heil Hitler!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11198
>>11197
Pray harder!
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11199
11202
*gets out brand*
*hands it to tracy*
Brand me tracy i cant do it myself.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11200
I step away for one second and you guys,.... Oi.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11201
11204 11214
>>11197
our leader who art in Argatha,hallowed is thy domain thy swastikas and thy gestapo be feared by (((them))),i will do my best to bring in the 1000 year reich. Sieg Heil!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11202
11203
>>11199
*Tracy looks at you strange for a moment, but then twists her face in a sadistic grin*
"Whatever you say, Mr. Clergyman."
*focuses on brand*
>brand begins to glow red hot (psychokinetic)
Tracy presses the brand hard into Infernius's tenderloin.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11203
11206
>>11202
*Euphoric Moans*
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11204
>>11201
Did you ever consider looking at Eastern religions for material inspiration. Hindus use swastikas as an essential of thousands of different rituals
Kyteo
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No.11205
11207 11211
1508667893941.gif
Speaking of modifiers though,....
As the party sits, stands, meanders, or goes about their business (which it appears ATM that Tracy is branding Infernius) during the to-be-fully depicted weeks between sessions,....
Ponimaru appears from the scenery; he's gotten alot better at stealth.
"I am directed to give this to you." he says, before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
While each player may or may not experience this with other players around, each player gets one. Not all say the same thing, and I'm going to blanket the whole, but its a scroll.

https://youtu.be/RCMXO9sBIcU (recommended at 1.25 speed)
"Dear Bestest of Friends,
How is everyone doing? I can't imagine how much time has passed for you, but its been almost a year here and I miss you guys so much. George is absolutely furious and his armies attack daily, but now that I'm back there's really not much he can do against the House of Thez, and he can't set foot anywhere in the same plane as everyone, so I'm willing to bide my time until a solution can be determined. Will be determined. I had so much fun with you, I promise we'll meet again.
Tracy - I've been thinking. With all the things you've seen and done, is it possible for you to let go? I don't mean anything in particular, I mean relax. Is there a chance that you could trust not in yourself, but those around you? I sure hope so.
Trump - You're a good person, I never mentioned that before. I thought you were a bit of a dictator before, but in the intervening months I can see where your heart is at, and you're right; most people can't be trusted to make the right call, and sometimes you have to take the reins. How is the Football team going? I'd love to watch a game someday. Stop being so jewish with the treasure tho.
Torcuil - You're a great magician, who I'm sure will have stories told of him someday. Talk to Lenos. He told me once that there's really no difference between divine and arcane magic, except how one puts them into motion. The bracers require a bit of practice, but they've saved my hide on several occasions. Just remember, you don't need to move to move the shield.
I'nis - I never told you about the sleeves, be careful they are ancient and powerful. Do NOT use them without both the stone and the Girdle. It will be horribly painful if you do it right, and if you don't you'll get eated.
I heard what you said,... and um,....
Just don't go and die okay?
(those were all segmented to their respective characters, the rest is universal)
The jewelry contract I acquired through port Barry is progressing steadily so there should be sufficient profits to fund whatever you guys should need (meaning, Trump can relax, its paid for). I gotta go kill shit, but I'll write when I get the chance,... and there's paper.
Love, Thez"
\r
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11206
11210 11214
>>11203
*moos*
ZV3KL
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No.11207
11217
[4d20 = 56]

>>11205
>before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
>thinking he can get away from me without Indian sunburns
Spot + Listen + Scent +Track
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11208
11506
>>11195
Soon
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11209
11211 11270
>>11194
>both would rather let the child die than go with the other
NO!! That's not true!
ZV3KL
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No.11210
11217
[1d20 = 19]
>>11206
Roll to appraise the garner.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11211
11212 11217
>>11209
*father would rather let the child die than go with the mother

I'll pretend thats a test for now
>>11205
I guess this means the stripper aunt is gone

ZV3KL
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No.11212
11217
[1d20 = 10]
>>11211
She'll be back at some point. GM couldn't resist inserting his tulpa, even if she's in a separate location/plane.
For that matter, maybe the magically-programmed cores from the Zelekauts could yield some information on Thez's relations to those magical stones.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11213
didn't mean to roll.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11214
11215 11217
>>11197
>>11201
>>11206
are you there hitler? its me infernuis.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11215
11216
>>11214
Try quoting Mein Kampf.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11216
11217 11218 11220 11223
>>11215
Je suis Hitler, et je abandonne?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11217
11219 11222
>>11207
Tracy can now detect wherever Ponimaru goes for the next day or so, by tracking.
>>11210
Hah! EASILY over 50k.
>>11211
For now
>>11212
This on the first, no on the second
>>11214
>>11216
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11218
11219 11221
>>11216
Run up to Ponimaru and give him some playful bullying.

Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11219
>>11218
meant for >>11217

Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11220
11222
>>11216
>Speaking French
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11221
11227
>>11218
"Don't think me rude, but what do you want?"
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11222
11225
>>11217
>>11220
Vous est un putain
Hitler est moi seigneur et sauveur
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11223
>>11216
slow down its almost like you are speaking a different language.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11224
Dummkopf
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11225
11226
>>11222
>wasted Francophone trips
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11226
>>11225
I FINALLY GOT TRIPS
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11227
11229
checking in.gif
>>11221
"Hey, ~buddy." Tracy says, putting a casual hoof over Ponimaru's shoulder just firm enough so that he couldn't get away
"Sorry we got off on the wrong hoof, earlier. We're cool now, right?"
*produces spherical object from beneath cloak*
"I made you this ball as a consolation gift. Colts in this kingdom don't seem to have very many toys, so I thought I'd make you one. This one is very special, so don't lose it *stares* Alright?"
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11228
11239 11240
does Hitler send us a sign?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11229
11230
>>11227
"Uhm,... its a ball," he says layered with suspicion.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11230
11231
>>11229
"Yeah, a futbol. Do you know how to play?"
Kyteo
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No.11231
11233
[1d20 = 6]
>>11230
"I don't have time for games."
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11232
His discretely thrown kunai stabs the ground next to the ball.
"Perhaps I could use practice though." he concedes, blushing.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11233
11234
>>11231
>6
*gives futbol*
"Why don't you take this, and I'll give you some lessons when I get back? It's a great exercise in dexterity."
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11234
11235
>>11233
"Thank you. Considering you killed me last time, I'm surprised."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11235
11236
>>11234
"Well, kiddo, let me teach you a lesson *stern look*: consider the risks before you decide to be the first one to pull a knife in a fight, especially against a lady."
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11236
11237
>>11235
He raises his eyebrow.
"As I recall, you were the one who sought to attack unarmed combatants."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11237
11245
>>11236
>forgetting that Tracy drew her blade on the same turn she attacked
"Well, I'm sorry if I didn't make my intentions clear at the beginning, but the hoers dialect is slightly different here than it is in my realm. I didn't expect you to spring forward so suddenly though."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11238
Let me finish the lie!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11239
11241
>>11228
Seconded.
Will Hitler give us a sign, to point us towards which path leads towards the reclamation of the Jews' treasure?


Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11240
>>11228
Only if my french trips where a sign
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11241
11242 11243 11285 11372
>>11239
Tracy suddenly realizes that the only person she has not been skeptical of so far is the shopkeeper with a carrot.

You're welcome ~_o
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11242
>>11241
so hitler dosent answer me is what youre saying?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11243
11285 11372
>>11241
>not suspicious
I made two successful sense motive checks on him, and got nothing.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11244
Gib Ponimaru's response.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11245
11246
>>11237
"You lie. You made your intentions obvious, which were to kill."
ZV3KL
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No.11246
11248 11272 11278
[3d20 = 40]
>>11245
"Oh, did I? I don't remember saying that. I just wanted a piece of that cocky mare for riding off with my husband." I unironically intended to have her bite an apple-sized chunk out of Copper's ass and leave, like I saw in a documentary about horses
Perform (acting): feign innocence

Bluff: Flatter
"Anyway, your little heroic deed wasn't in vain. That two-toned mare totally appreciated it, and it took quite a bit to calm her down."
Bluff again: Fabricate a story.
"After that scene, she didn't want to stay in the stables anymore. She went to a farm up state, where she's could run around freely with all the other Clydesdales."
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11247
11249
Torcuil decides to talk to Lenos
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11248
>>11246
"Oh, you're saying it was a misunderstanding then? That your brandished blades were merely intended to intimidate?"
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11249
11250
>>11247
"What timing! Here, hold this," he says, putting precise amounts of liquid in a larger flask with another amount of liquid.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11250
11251
>>11249
Eh, am I holding a bomb?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11251
11253
>>11250
"Yes."
It explodes. Its not life-threatening, but he's been wanting to blow something/someone up ever since players got wise to the firebombs.
After he stops laughing he says, "Okkay, okkay, what's up?"
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11252
11254
>she hadn't drawn her knife until he attacked
>I did this specifically, because I accounted for the fact that she wouldn't be able to talk easily with a knife in her mouth (wasn't sure if she could use her hooves in full-sized form)
"Well, a mare's gotta defend herself in this world, you know. Especially when there are edgy bois out there ready to spring at her throat without warning. I can't say they don't intimidate though; most attackers get confused when they see a horse with a knife.
Anyway, what's a colt like you doing with kunai knives? Where'd you get them?"
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11253
11254 11260
>>11251
Thez told me to talk to oou about arcane and divine magic.
What do oou have to say?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11254
11255 11262
>>11253
He mutters "Bitch" under his breath.
"Yeah, what about it. I told her that in confidence you know, its not something to go singing to the winds if you catch my meaning,... but yeah. Magic is magic, and there are ways - if you do it right - to do any kind of magic. Its what is known (to the very few) as they Way of the Mystic Theurge.
>>11252
"Kunai are not difficult to acquire. They're sharpened pieces of steel. I have more on me than you know," he says pulling another 2 from hidden compartments/areas.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11255
11257
>>11254
Tell me more
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11256
11259
i pray for a sign from hitler. gm why you no gibe answer?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11257
11258
>>11255
He sighs.
"Its lucky you got a cross-axial palindrome," he mutters. "Alright,, let's head up to the dais then." Lenos leads Torcuil grabs a couple books from the Library before making his way up to the top.
I gotta pass out, but I'll elaborate in the morning
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11258
>>11257
Night GM
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11259
>>11256
A benevolently square-'stached voice echoes in your head.
"What were you expecting? These things take time. More on Thursday."
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11260
>>11253
Tocuil write your name in draconic to prove literacy. Just do it.
http://draconic.twilightrealm.com/
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11261
11263
Trumpaladin's plane lands
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11262
>>11254
>My lies aren't working on this kid
"Well, you certainly have good taste in edges, kiddo. *tassels mane* I'll be on my way now, but don't forget to practice with that ball.*icy gaze*"
"Well, goodbye then." *trots off*
Anonymous
11U3y
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No.11263
11264
>>11261
Not much happened aside from some special letter from The. GM said he was turning in for the night.
Anonymous
11U3y
?
No.11264
>>11263
From Thez*
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11265
11266
>gibs futbul

*sighs*
You know it doesn't have to be this way. It's not too late
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11266
11267
>>11265
I made that futbol several weeks ago out of the skin on his own ass, with all intention to give it to him as a "Sorry I 1-shoted you" gift the next time Tracy met him. It would've been a waste to throw it away after all this time.
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11267
11268 11274
>>11266
GM, please take note that any and all characters found to be possessing that Judeo-Bolshevik instrument are to be ripped apart limb from limb, burned, and their ashes placed in stone filled barrels dropped in deep water.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11268
11269
>>11267
Sounds hawt.
jfp8v
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No.11269
>>11268
>she could have been a Bolshevik slayer all of these years, but chose to go down the part of wickedness instead
\r
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11270
>>11209
So she'd rather let go of the child than the child die?
jfp8v
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No.11272
11274 11275
>>11246
I swear to God can your character go a single interaction without lying to someone? It's perfectly unnecessary in this scene.

She's a perfect replica of my ex-girlfriend, especially post-break up. Are you actively trying to make me hate her?
\r
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11274
11276 11278
>>11267
Relax, next time its seen it'll be hanging in the stable, the black parts being used as individual targets for kunai.
>>11272
Would you like me write her in so you can beat the piss out of her?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11275
11277
>>11272
tbqh, I was only doing it because I felt like playing around with the bluff skill. I'm not even looking at the character flowcharts.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11276
>>11274
Muh speshul gift!
Mrs. Sentry
c1Pxf
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No.11277
11281 11317 11485
1508875192467.png
>>11275
>*reads thread while fully awake and sober*
>'wtf am I doing? This isn't Tracy'
>*Reads flow-chart development summary*
>'wtf do I even use this godawful horrific system?'
Actually, on second thought, this really is a load of horseshit at this point. I've been abusing Tracy's simple, unoriginal character with these goddamn convoluted mathematic flowcharts. Tracy, as a meme, is an unapologetic murderer, but by no means a liar. Ponies don't lie to this destructive magnitude
Fug, in retrospect. These flowcharts were a mistake: in my endeavor to make the game more interesting, I let Hell freeze over and made a Tracy into something *shudders* original. Right now, she's closer to an actual hysterical woman than an edgy magical pony. The best part about ponies is that they're not like real hoo-man women. Fuck! What have I done? This isn't waifu material.
Yandere Calculus was a creative writing theory that I made years ago when I was a edgy weeb faggot; it was largely based on dramatic horror anime and Greek tragedy, and worst of all my ex-girlfriend. This shit isn't suitable for simple-minded magical ponies: it was developed to maximize the most horrific possible dramatic plotlines possible from hysterical women. If i followed the development summary in sincerity (which I never do), Tracy would've been a genuinely evil, poisonous creature by now.
I'm going to take a different approach from now on. I'm going to burn most, if not all of these infernal flowcharts. Expect leg-humping when I'm not sure what to do: it'll keep things Unoriginal.
Only you can make her into waifu material, but I'm not going to allow this fucked-up system I created to actively campaign against it too much anymore. I'll cut the lying bullshit and try to make her a bit more transparent.
Anonymous
jfp8v
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No.11278
11279
>>11274
No, I'm just fine with her being gone forever and never seeing her again. Besides, Tracy fills the role disturbingly well.

>>11246
Why is she trying to flatter him and make nice? What does she stand to gain? She's sure she can beat him in a fight, so why wouldn't she rather mock him for failing so miserably the last time?
Anonymous
2TxcL
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No.11279
>>11278
Well, back then, I was going to have her be smug and condescending to him, but that was before GM made him into a Colt (there's nothing to be smug about after killing a kid, regardless of how edgy you are). I just got bored and felt to condition him so I could casually bully him later, just for some much-needed comic relief, since Tracy is the only one who can actually talk to him.
She has nothing to gain, and no reason to care. I was just in a shitty mood, and set aside character development for a while to larp as the Rogue for a bit, and felt like seeing if he'd fall for the 'farm up state' thing. it wasn't really supposed to be a representation of her character; i just got lazy and bored and did something unnecessarily evil.....
I haven't been sleeping very much lately, and I get weird ideas when I write at midnight. I'll try to be a better larger in the future, because Tracy's character isn't going in the direction I wanted her to.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11281
11282
>>11277
For what it's worth, if Trumpaladin had witnessed Tracy first lying to Ponimaru, and then possessing a soccer ball, that would have triggered a duel to the death between Trumpaladin and Tracy, which Trumpaladin would not have let end until between himself, Tracy, and the unborn child, one or more characters had been permanently removed from the game.

The child is a game breaking change because it prevents Trumpaladin from overlooking Tracy's actions and alignment and forces him to obsess over it. Unlike my ex-girlfriend, who went her own way doing who cares what in Dallas, the child is a direct connection between Trumpaladin and Tracy that prevents a proper and thorough divorce. The fact that the child is the product of a failed attempt to save Tracy from herself just makes it that much more insulting. It's like having a cousin who you don't particularly like but you want to give a chance, so you pay a large sum of money for them to attend classes at the community college so they can get a certification, but they withdraw from classes, take the money and spend it on drugs or invest it in a criminal scheme. It's insulting beyond measure

Anonymous
2TxcL
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No.11282
11283
>>11281
S-sorry... I'll try to play a bit more thoughtfully from now on, and not just act like Two-Face playing Snakes and Ladders...
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11283
11284 11317
>>11282
Nah you can play as you wish, but I don't think I can be honest to this character without almost all possible courses of action leading to disaster. I blame GM for introducing an event that prevented Tracy from having a natural development
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11284
>>11283
Rooooo! I will make it work!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11285
11286 11372
>>11243
>>11241
So, I guess the message is that she gets the intuitive thought to turn back to box town?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11286
11372
whenyouseeit.jpg
>>11285
It's not that far from the crossroads, right?
*walks back up the path towards Pip*
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11287
11317
GM, where are we in the game? I would like Trumpaladin to try out his new Subaru or however the hell you spell it, and figure out how it plays out in a fight, and to also see if the resurrection tool is transportable. After that is accomplished, I would like him to rejoin the group riding Fae
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11288
11289 11290
Another question: are we using a permutation with "smite evil," can it be cast while mounted, and would casting it consume an attack space in a turn?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11289
>>11288
yes and yes.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11290
11291
>>11288
According to the Wiki, Smite Evil can be applied to any normal Meelee attack, and can be use 4 times per day at level 15.
It should be usable while mounted.
I think the Paladin was also supposed to have a Bless Weapon ability, but I can't find it...
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11291
11293
>>11290
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/blessWeapon.htm
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11292
Roooo! All I wanted from the beginning was the Assassin Prestige class, but I still have to make a hit to take it.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11293
11294
>>11291
How do spells even work in this game? I've never RP'd before...
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11294
11295 11297
>>11293
when you say spells do you mean spells that are used for buffing or spells for attacking?
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11295
11296 11297
>>11294
So... Would Smite Evil consume an attack space?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11296
>>11295
yea spell-like abilites take up attack actions.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11297
11298 11301
>>11294
Well, any, really...
Then again, it seems I've figured it out. Tracy's a mudpony, so she can't use any spells except for blackguard spells while in Nightmare form
>>11295
It's applied to a normal melee attack, so you should just be able to add it on to any attack that involves one.
Paladin can use other spells, btw.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Paladin_Spell_List
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11298
11299
>>11297
well buff spells and attack spells both take action slots,
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11299
>>11298
Ah, idk how this works desu.
I actually avoided reading into the attack mechanics because I wanted to avoid D&D tier rigidity. My only real interest was prestige classes.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11300
>>11160
>very slightly modifying image size to evade the one-per-thread image limit
Those were three separate versions of a shoop I modified. I was trying to see which looked the least shitty.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11301
11302
>>11297
Damn these are some useful spells, especially for my intended purpose
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11302
11303
Another-Dog-Hiding-In-a-Couch-Cushion.jpg
>>11301
>tfw you know you're a bad girl
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11303
11306
image.png
>>11302
*rolls up newspaper*

GM, what is my spell casting level? If I am not to 3, is there anyway to access specific spells in that category? There's one specifically I really want
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11304
11305 11306
image.gif
>4th level spell casting Paladins are damned near unstoppable slayers of Evil and Outsiders
HOW DO I MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11305
>>11304
you have 1 4th level spell.
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11306
>>11304
>>11303
how to acsess higher level spells.
>leveling up is how you gain more uses
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11307
tfw bad girl3.jpg

Kyteo
?
No.11317
>>11277
Apology accepted Xp
>>11283
I had thought that it would enable a more natural development. Just one more of my ideas into the can
>>11287
Tbh, I'm not exactly sure. I'm going to have to re-read the last 3-5 threads just to pick up on all the things I've forgotten, missed, or just couldn't be arsed to respond/comment on. This was just one of the many reasons for the 2-3 week jump.
\r
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11328
11331
... in fact, the contract which Thez arranged - and which Trump is explicitly and permanently not included in - involves taking raw gold/gems, taking them to an artisan of absurd skill, and turning them into fabulously expensive jewelry that is for sale exclusively at the Port Barry shop.

But OH no, TRUMP needed it to BUILD shit,.... XP
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11329
11332
... it was/is essentially a money-hack also geared toward re-establishing Barry's filed pirate contracts due to the rats invasion, increasing trade and travel to the port.
But Trump HAD to have a stadium first,....
(this is mostly Thez ranting at this point)

Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11330
*failed
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11331
11332 11333
image.jpeg
>>11328
>selling goods to people in a city with no money when there's a port RIGHT THERE and it could have brought a positive balance of trade from export
Never accused her of having business sense
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11332
11335
>>11329
He used eminent domain to make himself a steakhouse too.
>>11331
Not selling your exclusive jewelry all over the world FROM the port.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11333
11337
>>11331
No you buffoon. Don't make me rewrite the game history 'cuz you won't admit you're wrong. The goods are sold to the lingering travelers who still minimally arrive there. The quality of the items is such that even the smallest ring would fetch a hefty sum and would draw the attention of monied (read royal) interests from across the land.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.11334
11337 11338
And what's more, all the artisan in question wants is more materials to make shit WITH, he's not taking ANY of the profits.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11335
11336 11338
>>11332
Do you go to Tel Aviv or Brussels to buy Diamonds? No? Do you go to Germany to buy cars? Shanghai to buy Televisions? Didn't think so
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11336
11339
>>11335
>tel aviv
>another point for the jewish plot.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11337
>>11334
>>11333
>saying all this shit long after it is irrelevant
You could have said any of this to a very receptive audience at any point earlier in the game. You could have given hints. I even asked about the business deal at the time and nothing came of it. None of this was at all foreseeable from anything in the game or outside of it. All you said about Thez and gems was that she wanted the smaller ones to wear herself, and much later, that Thez willingly gave Trump possession because she believed he was doing well with it.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11338
11341 11342
>>11334
Fucking THIS!
Did you ever consider what could happen if Lenos, a dragon mind you, ever grew angry or bored with anyone living at the tower? Enjoy exploding.
>>11335
No, you have them imported, from Brussels, Germany, or Shanghai.
Port Barry is a port: Half of it's purpose is to export products.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11339
11340
>>11336
Tel Aviv is host to a large diamond exchange. If you buy diamonds, you just might be supporting the diamond industry of Tel Aviv
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11340
>>11339
i know that, thats while i avoid jewlry all to gather.
Anonymous
jfp8v
?
No.11341
11343 11345
>>11338
Hence why it is better to sell the goods internationally