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Stale Nut Bread
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10705
The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
826 replies and 190 files omitted.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10913
10914 10915
we ride tracy!
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10914
>>10913
"Thez is trusting us," Trumpaladin yells at the bull as he walks out the door
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10915
10917 10918
1496593__safe_artist-colon--fwslash-d-fwslash-non_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_30 minute art challenge_bone_chains_clothes_fire_flaming eyes_ghost ri.png
>>10913
present
Can we fast travel?
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10916
"In my name no less,...."
Technically its not YOUR name
"You know what I mean, he's lucky I'm here," she says crossing her arms irritatedly.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10917
10920
>>10915
She didn't want to talk to him. Interesting
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10918
10920 10922
>>10915
Do you have a particular destination? It seems you're more in search-mode.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10919
10925
"Lenos, where are the stones?"
ZV3KL
?
No.10920
10922 10923
[1d20 = 7]
>>10917
*teleports before you*
*kisses* (sneak attack)
"Goodbye, ~Flashy."
>>10918
The fork in the road.
X1XsV
?
No.10922
[1d20 = 6]
>>10918
what she said.
>>10920

Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10923
>>10920
"I'll say my goodbyes to you only when I am sure it is truly goodbye" he says, probably not loud enough for her to hear
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10924
Welp, if they are headed down to the fork in the road, and lenos isn't talkative, then Trumpaladin is going down to the docks
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10925
10927
>>10919
"I don't know. She kept 'em on her person somewhere, but I never saw exactly where, which is funny cuz its not like she was really wearing anything come to think of it"
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10926
10928
>>10868
I meant you wont give her a chance

Also Hello again
lYLhA
?
No.10927
10929
[1d20 = 5]
>>10925
Roll for insight
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10928
10931
>>10926
She'll have her chance

"Hello. Want to come with me into town, to talk to some interesting people?"
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10929
>>10927
No need, he doesn't know.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10930
10932 10933 10934
So, is everyone rdy to jump to the crossroads? Keep in mind I (and I doubt I'm the only one) don't have a whole lot of time to spare
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10931
10933
>>10928
Eh, fine
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10932
>>10930
me and tracy
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10933
10935
>>10930
Poof Tourcil and I to the docks
>>10931
Excellent
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10934
>>10930
That's fine. I don't have much time either.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10935
10936 10937
>>10933
Wait, not the crossroads?
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10936
10937 10938
>>10935
you thought we would leave port barry unguarded again? lol nope.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10937
10940
>>10935
No, I'm going to grind points for insight and detection checks work on the assumption that Inferius's theory about the Jews is correct, and that there are people in Port Barry who, know much about the rat presence. So I'm going to collect intelligence to try to discover the hiding place and how much is there. Also this >>10936

Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10938
10939 10940
>>10936
Sound thinking. The locals don't know much, just that the jews would make weekly trips north and would come back a few days later. Always carting stuff out but never bringing anything back. You'd think they would....
Nobody knows where the shit was kept.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10939
>>10938
Take me to the cart repair shop
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10940
10941 10942
>>10937
>implying you have any such detection skills
You'll have to train them from scratch
>>10938
Can we skip to the crossroads now?
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10941
>>10940
Trumpaldin is experienced as an immigration officer. He's spent thousands of hours doing nothing but detection. He came in with skills
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10942
10943
>>10940
I was gonna, but Trump veered off

Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10943
10944
>>10942
Oh fuck it, all to the crossroads
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10944
>>10943
>poof
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10945
10946 10947
<Pouf>
After a short travel at accelerated speed, the party is at the crossroads. To the north is Cardishore (where the remainder of Tracy's knives are), to the left is Spartemia or whatever I called it that one time (I'll go back and check, but yeah) and to the right is the Gnome city of Krenshall (again, I'll go back).
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10946
10948
>>10945
Hmmm
I say Cardishore or Krenshall
ZV3KL
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No.10947
11002 11043
[5d20 = 71]
>>10945
Try to look for clues again
Listen + Spot + Scent + Search + Track
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10948
10950
>>10946
Cardishore was a very Jewy place, but I do not know if it has the locations for the stashing. Krenshall, I think, is most likely, since I don't think a second human city would have it if the first one did not
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10949
10951
Full_Metal_Jacket_Vincent_Donofrio.jpg
*stands, emotions festering*
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10950
>>10948
lets just barge in!!
ZV3KL
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No.10951
10952 10953
[1d20 = 19]
I'll have to go soon...
>>10949
>opportunity attack
*kisses*
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10952
10953
>>10951
Suddenly and without warning, Tracy fully takes Trump by the mouth in a long and lasting passionate kiss.
Sorry, I was looking for the other names.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10953
10954 10955 10956 10958
maxresdefault (7).jpg
>>10951
>>10952
Though landing perfectly on an entirely non-responsive Trump, it has no effect
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10954
>>10953
*moans into kiss*
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10955
Found it! Sparinetar and Krenshallgramellervenciatus were the other two.
>>10953
Ice cold
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10956
10957 10962
>>10953
>my ship is sinking
A little love potion No.9 anyone?
lYLhA
?
No.10957
10958
[1d20 = 11]
>>10956
Rolls motive on pony
ZV3KL
?
No.10958
10959 10960 10961
Spoilered
[1d20 = 5]
>>10953
>entirely non-responsive
Opportunity attack?
*grapples and pushes you down, still moaning into kiss*
>>10957
>motive
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10959
>>10958
>fails to grapple
*is still tongue-kissing*
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10960
>>10958
>no rabe
lYLhA
?
No.10961
10963 10967
maxresdefault (8).jpg
[1d20 = 17]
>>10958
Stares down pony
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10962
>>10956
I take my troubles down to Madame Ruth
You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine
Selling little bottles of love potion number nine
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10963
10974 10976
until death do us part.png
>>10961
*stares back, still kissing*
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10964
10965 10966
I don't even know whats going on, but I gotta go anyhow. Love you guys, post whatever till next
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10965
10966 10971
>>10964
I g2g too, desu...
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.10966
10968
>>10964
>no "no homo"
Jk,
See ya tommorow gm
>>10965
See ya

Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10967
>>10961
>sgt.hartman
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10968
10969 10970 10971 11009
>>10966
I'll put it in the subject line of the next bread e_e
Take care all. I had expected that tonight was gonna be about declaring what was happening in the 2-3 week period between the Soros fight and now, but whatever; its all good.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10969
>>10968
My Character has more important things to do than to figure out where the gold is. He needs to be back at base
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10970
10973
>>10968
REEEEE!!! I need that time
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10971
>>10968
>>10965
night
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10973
>>10970
You'll get it, I'll mix it all together.
"Night guys!"
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10974
Tourcil's ship hit a naval mine.png
>>10963
You will change the very core of your being for the light, or you shall perish, Outsider, like all of the rest of your kind
lYLhA
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No.10976
10977 11009
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>10963
You better not lie to me Tracy, you better not lie to me ever again, or I will cut you. I will cut the tendons out from your beloved little legs, each of them, to leave you wobbling like an accordion and unable to run or to move or to stab. I will cut the muscles from your preciously little jaw. Then, and most importantly of all, I will cut you precious womb open and liberate my child from you. I shall slit his throat and end the suffering caused by the shame of being the spawn of you. Then I shall cut your intestines from you, wrap them around your neck, and hang you up by them as your useless legs dangle like a fucking grandmother's wind chime. Then, I shall skin you - cut your precious blue hide off. I shall tan it into leather, dye it, and make the most obnoxious black jacket. And while wearing that jacket, I shall track down every waifu - every last one of them - and steal them. I shall fuck them while wearing your tanned hide as an obnoxious black jacket. You better hope you are dead by then, because I will live stream every single one of them for the viewing pleasure of your wind chime of a body. Don't you lie to me Tracy, don't you ever lie to me.\r
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10977
10978
>>10976
"let infernuis say that if trump ever tries that me banish you to the soccer plane for eternity, where you will be tortued endlessly by being forced to watch every single soccer game ever played."
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
?
No.10978
10979
>>10977
She is dishonest and you side with her? No, never. I'll roast you too you fucking cow. I'll take you right to a Kosher slaughter house, well they'll gut you and process you all in accord with the Talmudic law. And your ground beef will become paddies for happy meals for the little Jewish children, as the proceeds from the sale are donated to the Holocaust Museum. And your hide... your hide? It will be tanned into leather and become the scrolls from which an Hasidic Jew will painstakingly transcribe a handwritten copy of the Talmud. And then your Jew Talmud hide will become the basis for learning the Talmud for generations of little jews, passed down from generation to generation.

I am not pairing with anyone who does not recognize the Paladin's code of Honesty and Duty, and don't you get in the way. If you want to serve the Jews, well, I'll make you serve the Jews
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10979
10980
>>10978
thats a pretty jewy plan trump.
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
?
No.10980
10981
1510691__safe_artist-colon-jucamovi1992_screencap_flash sentry_lesson zero_alone_colt_funny face_hi girls_male_not creepy_pegasus_pony_simple backgroun.png
>>10979
So is over looking the faults of a rogue outsider in our midst, you Hebrew Happy meal
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10981
10982
>>10980
all she want to do is make you happy man, chill infernuis dont know why you so crazy maybe we take you back to port barry.
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
?
No.10982
10983
Not quite right.jpg
>>10981
Don't you see? She doesn't. She doesn't want to make anyone happy. She doesn't want to serve God, nor serve country, nor serve her alleged love. I don't think she even wants to serve herself. And so why am I being shackled to her when she can only harm? This is insulting. I do not deserve this insult."

*Almost sobbing*
"Yes. Take me back to Port Barry
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.10983
10984
>>10982
it okay buddy no one insult you, me just want every one to be happy T-thez would want us happy trump.
lets get you to your no, our town.
Flash Sentry
lYLhA
?
No.10984
10985
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Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10985
10986 10994
>>10984
trump i cant say you wrong about most women, but thez wasnt like them and id like if we dont go down that road, trump tracy may lie but she still our friend she not do anything to hurt us, me dont know why you so mean to her but me know you do what is right and me respect you for that.
summons fly
get on.
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10986
10987
>>10985
*looks over to Inferius*
"Is she? I'm not as sure...

Just you wait and see. She'll be the first to get to the treasure, and a few choice gems will be removed from their rings and crowns, and when you ask her where they went, she'll concoct some weird story. And this will happen again and again. Can you rely on that? Would you want that riding you into battle? Would you want that raising you child? If she cannot be trusted with a few measly dollars, how can she be trusted with your life? Your child's life."
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.10987
>>10986
yes i would because i know she would love your&HER child and protect them with her life.
Anonymous
Kyteo
?
No.10988
10991 10995 11009
"It looks like Trump is going insane!"
GM looks at the board title, and back at her, cocking an eyebrow with wordless sarcasm. "Call it stress."
"I'd call it coocoo for cocoa puffs. I mean, he could have made the previous hoard of treasure last twice as long if he wasn't in such a hurry, port Barry is easily twice its previous size with a fully functional Football field, a civilian population that is actively training and organizing, and all the basic shit one could ever need. All this, on top of having a giant floating crystal tower with his name on the side, and he's still like this?" she says scratching her head. "I'll make a living harpsichord out of him if he tries any of that shit with Tracy, I'nis, or the whorehouse though,..."
"...I'nis?"
She giggles.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10991
Thezlaughs.png
>>10988
>I'nis
Kekd hard at that pet name.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.10992
10993
>tfw too lazy and tired to greentext a touching response, and have to head off to work+classes..
I'll cook-up something later...
Mrs. Sentry
2TxcL
?
No.10993
10995
>>10992
Reeeee! Muh flowcharts! Idk how to respond to so many action/emotion triggers at once!
I was going to write-out a romantic, hope-filled greentext/dialogue after the kiss, but now she's gotta cope with this.
*whips out graphing calculator*

Mrs. Sentry
c1Pxf
?
No.10994
10995 10996 11007
080328102738_1_900x600.jpg
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Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10995
10997 11016
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Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.10996
10997
Spoilered
>>10994
You might want to rethink that scene. She really shouldn't come within six feet of him while he's going psycho
Anonymous
T7thL
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No.10997
10998
>>10995
FYI, Tracy actually isn't canonically drug-using in any text, memes or artworks I've seen (she's just normally that crazy), despite having grown up in a violent neigh-borhood full of potion-cooking ziggers. She's certainly not about to start now that she has a child either.
The moon sugar she bought in the khajit thread was originally meant to be used on you in a completely different story plan, but I decided to just use it to fuel her nightmare transformation, so that she wouldn't have it on her anymore.
Most of the rest is true-ish though.

>>10996
She was just kissing you a moment ago.

I really g2g. I'll check in again this this evening (won't be able to RP though, due to work and shit)
Anonymous
lYLhA
?
No.10998
11001 11002
>>10997
If she uses cocaine then she uses cocaine. As for the kissing scene, I think we can say that ended a while before the later breakdown, with Tracy bolting off her own way and Trumpaladin slowly wandering off to the side, and the breakdown happening some minutes or hours later. If the breakdown had occurred while Tracy was in close physical proximity, it would have been quite a bit more dramatic
Anonymous
c/SE8
?
No.10999
11002
hehehehe.gif
So what happened last night was the logical next step in a series of events within Trumpaladin that was set in motion the moment Tracy reacted coldly to his rescue of her after she drank the blood. Unlike some characters with flow charts of six gorrillion possible outcomes, this train derailment has only two. Well, I guess three. I was going to have this happen later when it seemed less determinate as to whether a specific outcome was likely. But I think it needs to happen now.
Anonymous
c/SE8
?
No.11000
11002
rtx1qz4z.jpg
"I want to beat the Tarrasque as a Republican, but it depends on how I am treated. And I've been treated very, very unfairly. I might have to run and beat the Tarrasque as an independent"

Check my digits
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11001
11002
>>10998
>I'nis
Awwww super kawaii
c1Pxf
?
No.11002
11003 11004 11017 11043
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Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11003
11006
>>11002
of course i promised.
Anonymous
vI1sh
?
No.11004
>>11002
The 11000 post was just because I saw it was coming up and I wanted to take it with something memey. It doesn't happen in game.
>let's go mad together
"Come closer little pony." *holds out sugar in one hand*. "This should only sting a little"

if you intend to have Tracy shift alignments, that process needs to start now and have some noticeable effects, or it needs to not happen at all
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11006
>>11003
Any chance Lord Hitler could give us a sign to point us towards where the wretched kikes stored their ill-gotten gains?
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11007
11008
>>10994
Wait a minute. If Tracy is triggered, will she attempt to kill everyone? Now that akes things more interesting. Much more interesting

Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11008
11010
>>11007
Not necessarily everyone, unless the the formula is set towards the really bad ending, but potentially anyone.
'Triggers' are independent variable that go into pools that balance emotional and sub-conscious movements.

Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11009
11011 11016 11017
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Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11010
11011
>>11008
can I have some idea of what particular emotional triggers are, or do I have to play minefield?
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11011
11012 11016 11017 11026
pQo7e8E.jpg
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Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11012
11013 11014 11017
>>11011
>Women are irrationally complicated
Accurate
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11013
11016 11017
>>11012
It felt increasingly gay to keep writing the romantic developments on my own, so I created a complex, ever-changing system that could do the thinking for her. It's still incredibly gay, but now i can pretend that it's her making the decisions instead of me.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11014
11015 11017
>>11012
Okay, now you've lost me
So, you made an AI?
Anonymous
ZV3KL
?
No.11015
11018
>>11014
No. I cooked-up convoluted system of math to determine the outcomes of various haphazard flowcharts that I made-up for character development.
This was mostly to maintain a consistently-insane character.

Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11016
11018 11024 11028 11030
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Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11017
D&D Romance.jpg
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Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11018
11020 11025
>>11015
Well thats fucking gay
>>11016
>implying stomach bagpipes are a new idea
How the fuck do ye think they made the first ones?

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