The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
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>>10810>Doesn't have the track skillFor that, you'd need an extraplanar bloodhound, with a powerful sense of smell, tracking skills, and an unquenchable thirst for Infernal blood
tl;dr, count me in>>10811Would Lenos craft Tracy something special for Tracy, if she offered him the cigarettes she looted from the body of your dead coworker?
>>10805*pushes away pony anyways*
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>>10812Are you talking about Barry?
"What do you have in mind? I'll answer afterward."
>>10812i have the detect jew spell.
>>10813Fail, and in his fail, he finds his arms unintendedly wrapped around Tracy.
[1d20 = 16]>>10805Roll anyways, because this bitch ain't right
>>10820>splitting hairsYou suspect there might be something amiss.
But then, you always think Tracy is up to something.
So, no dispositional change.
>>10819Is there any empathic bond? If there is, she can feel my suspicion and disgust
>>10821Yeah, that's pretty much exactly how that scene would have played out
>>10815>here goes nothingA wearable, extending, spiked-chain that functions as a melee saw-blade and can conduct psionic abilities
>>10822There would be if you took her as your mount.
>>10822She knows, but she doesn't seem to care for the most part.
>>10824Can you elaborate on what occurs when that happens?
>>10824Yes, yes, Ghost-rider is an abominable Chain Demon (what? its literally spelled out!). You want chain-demon skills then?
So, about tracys pregnancy...
How is tis gonna work
>>10828This tbh. is it gonna be half horse?
or was Trumpaladin secretly a pony all along... DUN DUN DUN!!!
>>10828To be determined. It was "her" idea, but it sounded like fun so I went with it. As far as raw gameplay is concerned, it allows Tracy extra bonuses if she feels life-threatened, and it gives OP the opportunity to fuck with Trump (and others) on occasion. So far, that's it.
>>10829Well, the typical gestation for a hoers is just under a year. So, you'll permit me to defer on that?
>>10826'
>Waited a while because I thought GM would take the initiative to explainShe gains the title, a few of her stats get buffed, you'll be able to summon her from anywhere within a mile through a vague empathetic link that allows for heightened communication. You'd also be able to use any item connected to her (i.e. the bow, the chain), and the same things go for spells and spell-like abilities (i.e. be able to use the Blackguard's evil magic)
Also, being able to infinitely share saving rolls with a Guardian Paramount would make you virtually invincible during mounted combat. There are other supernatural abilities a Cauchemar Nightmare can share with its rider, but those have nothing to do with the class.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Paladin%27s_Mount>>10827YES!!!
>>10832All the same. Trumpaladin will have a court declare Tracy unfit to be the mother, then take legal custody of the child. The child may be disabled from the mother's contain or demon blood use, but not all evils can be stopped. One more set back in a long life of set backs, but nothing more
*cries at the thought of being able to teach his hopefully not part demon and not cocaine addicted son how to play football, an opportunity he thought he lost forever*
>>10833K. Sorry I missed the earlier post, I'm casual-browsing.
>>10834lol Try it!
>>10835Am I safe if I support your ship?
>>10835>insists on doing everything the hard waySo let be written, so let it be done
>>10840>her*His. The foal deserves a good family
>>10840Uhhhh, do I have magic for this shit?
>>10841Kek, too bad its got this one,....
>>10842If your character could somehow detect an extraplanar predatory hoers with stealth, lunging out of another dimension and crushing your ripcage.>>10843Tracy would make sure her foal lived a better life than hers.
>>10843We'll take him away from his evil mother, don't you worry. He shall play football and learn the family business with his father
>>10848Okay, now you're just trolling. I'm sure you know Trump would get eviscerated if he tried.
>>10845>Tracy would make sure her foal lived a better life than hers.Even if that meant giving up her child to a loving and wealthy family?
>>10834trump no take baby away!!
>>10853Agreed
That makes 3v1
Have fun taking the baby Trump
>>10854*4
"Its MY seal, I'll break the shit out of it he thinks,...."
>>10851NO!!! She would make sure her family was loving and wealthy, even if she had to destroy an entire country, and melt the brain of her idiot husband, to do so.>>10852I know. I was hoping for a chance to explore the planes.
>>10856She's off to a good start
>>10850She can detect that he is thinking about his child and how to protect him and give him the best life possible
>>10849Trumpaladin has been thinking about how to put down the problem dog ever since she took the blood. He knows he can't evade it forever. It will take time and preparation, but what needs be done, needs be done
>>10858O.O I almost wish I could make you take back those words
>>10856The fact that she'd be willing to do that is precisely why she can't be his mount, she can't be his wife, and ahe can't be his child's mother
>>10858>She can detect that he is thinking about his child and how to protect him and give him the best life possibleGood.
>>10860[Genocidal Sithlord hoers noises]
>>10861This isn't D&D, it's Mixed Nuts. >>10862Fair point
Is GM even dealing with our bullshit anymore?
>>10861I've seen far worse
>>10864Are you KIDDING? I must be a McDonald's cuz I'm lovin' it
>>10862The first step to becoming w paladin's mount is to earn his trust. Why is this overlooked, little pony?
>>10866Because trust requores commitment on both sides of the isle?
>>10867She's just not willing. Wants the job, but is unwilling to do the duties
>>10867I think this is going to be an ongoing "work in progress"
Can Tracy bully Ponimaru into writing her a Ninja scroll?
>>10870No, his skill-set is WAAAAAAY below metaphysics
hey gm can i go person to person(in port barry) gathering info on the jews?
>>10873Sure, but its pretty rudimentary. "Hella stingy", "Ill mannered", "Cheap", "Non-comformative",... you know the drill
>>10873"Infectious, I have a better proposition for you"
>>10873Tracy remembers her previous endeavor on Tracking-down the Jewish caravan's treasure.
>>10874ok which direction did they ride into town,the first time?
>>10875trump insult infernuis why?
Trumpaladin goes to Levos to ask a simple question
>>10878"When the rats were banished from Port Barry, they were alleged to have had a large stock of gold. It has not been found. Should this massive stock pile be found and delivered to the city, it would go a massive way towards rebuilding the damaged city"
>>10880[interested hoers noises]
>>10877"From the north. Always to or from the north"
>>10879>Levos>>10880"Sooo, are you asking for my help? Cuz I can guarantee that it won't all make it back to the city in THAT event."
>>10880me help find gold for port barry, but trump have to put up a statue commemorating thez.
>>10876Since the pony was last near Trump, Trump makes essentially the same request of Tracy.
"Tracy Cage, little pony, do you want to prove yourself? To show you are truly someone worthy of praise and admiration - worthy of love? I can tell you how to find it. Port Barry was devastated in the demon attack. Now, it's rumored that the Rats left a large pile of money around. Maybe they did, maybe they didn't, but no one is better suited to finding it all than you. Should you return it, love and respect for you can only grow."
He flashes his eyes at her
"You are a good pony, full of pride in your service, are you not? You want to prove it?"
Looks at her more intensely
"Want to prove it to me? Retrieve the missing gold, turn it over to the public coffers, and help Port Barry"
>>10882did they smell a particular way?
>>10883"I am certian the city will be willing to commemorate those who delivered the city from evil, and suffered in the process, once the funds become available"
>>10884Yeah, sure, I can do that." Tracy says, already fitting her armor.
"Do you have any other leads aside from going to the north? I already know that much."
>>10882Asked of Lenos later, after the events with Inferius and Tracy
"Thez had stones of law and of chaos. What happened to them?"
>>10888Trumpaladin is surprised by this reaction
"The Minotaur over there claims to be able to identify persons of the same cultural background as the rat people living in port Barry. Perhaps he can help extract information from them"
>>10891"I am sure they will be willing, once the funds become available"
>>10886Thats a good question, I'll have to think of an appropriately distinctive 'smell' for (((them))).
>>10890"A tickle in my throat, pay me no mind." Lenos says entirely unconvincingly.
>>10888"Do you expect to have to leave the city by any massive distance. Actually, let me ask you flat out. Do you believe you will have to travel much more than a mile north of the northern gate?"
>>10894"Several miles, it's actually quite a bit even before the path spits." *is fitting hoers shoes*
>>10893Trumpaladin fondly remembers the smell of bagels and gently woven kippahs from his time in New York City
>>10893*makes internal note to swipe treasure to pay Lenos for the weapon*
OP is veritably cackling at the prospects
>>10895"Do you think you might want to report the spot, then have an oxen team deliver the gold to port Barry?"
pauses for a moment, then says "I am trusting you with this, and so is Port Barry. It is very important that
all of the gold is accounted for"
>>10899"Inferius, how good are you at counting?"
>>10901me can count to 6 million.
"Can we go already?!" Tracy asks annoyed, knowing how long the trip will take with the bull weighing her down.
GM, please fast forward the journey.
>>10902"Excellent. Please prepare an account of what is found."
He thinks about making another suggestion, but then declines.
"Thez had a vast horde of Gold, gems, and other valuables here in the pyramid. She allowed us to make use of it - all of it - because she knew we would help the cause of Good and the citizenry of Port Barry with it. She even forwent her use of small gems for jewelry because of it. And you know how much she loved her jewelry, not that she ever needed it. And here, the money is not ours. It rightfully belongs to the citizenry of Port Barry, whom we are trustees over. If it can be delivered in its entirety here, it would go a long way to helping. I believe, even if I am too ignorant to say for sure, that love of country is the highest form of love for Hitler and Rockwell. They are our country now. Do Rockwell proud."
>>10904"Now hold your horses. Can you repeat back to me what your mission is?"
>>10905A journey is never as important as the destination, little pony
>>10904"Actually, I must second guess myself here. Are you certain you are needed on this quest? I think the bull has it handled"
>>10906>all of itYes of course, Thez would never abscond with a portion of it and sequester it, that would be 'bad'.
>>10909"You WILL make Thez proud. Just make sure every penny makes it back here and away from wherever those Jew rats stored it. That money will go to glorifying Thez, both in the statue of her, and in the glorious new skyline of Port Barry that she always wanted to see"
>>10911"She's useful, I am certain of that. Be sure that she too, makes Thez - and Rockwell and Hitler - proud. Hell, make her make me proud, if that means anything to her"
Inferius is released