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Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.10705
The last thread got stale, so I baked anew. This bread is filled with nuts, so it might aggravate allergies or bother anons with sensitive teeth.
Seriously though this is an RP thread; you've been warned.
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Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11120
>>11118
Night
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11121
>>11107
>the 'other' incident hasn't been publicly mentioned
Fae was witness to it. She could testify that there was horsepussy on that fateful day, just like the prophecy foretold.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11122
11123
i wonder if norwayanon ever got an idea?
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11123
11124 11125
>>11117
Now why can't she be married to the Paladin if she does that?
>>11122
I can ask him
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11124
>>11123
go for it but dont pressure him.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11125
11127
>>11123
Well, if you consider autism to be a potential force of good, then there's no problem.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11126
11128 11129
>>11093
>>11087
>>11084
I am increasingly feeling like the child is supposed to be the anti-Christ or the key to some great evil
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11127
>>11125
Just checking to make sure it is understood that marriage is to be earned through proper wooing, not taken as a given nor taken by force
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11128
11131
>>11126
or maybe it will be elway.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11129
11130 11131
1118221__safe_artist-colon-racoonsan_princess flurry heart_the crystalling_bad flurry!_cute_destruction_fire_flurrybetes_flurry heart ruins everythin.jpg
>>11126
>the child is supposed to be the anti-Christ
You're thinking of Flurry Heart.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11130
11132 11134
>>11129
that thing is worse than glimmer imo
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11131
11134
>>11129
>implying we know it won't be Flurry Heart
>>11128
I'd put my money on being the anti-Christ
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11132
>>11130
You better hope Tracy starts staking some steps towards Lawful Good, or else I think you'll be standing just in precisely the wrong place when this crazy train derails
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11133
11134 11194
>>11087
>Fetuses are delicate
Sure would be a shame if she suffered a physical injury that caused her to miscarry...
ZV3KL
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No.11134
11135 11136 11138 11141 11151
>>11130
She will be the End of Equestria.
The moment she was born, her wings were already big enough to level all of creation. Her wail, not unlike a banshee, foretell the doom of all living beings.
Nightmare Blizzard of Ragnarok, when?

>>11131
The child will be borne of both Light and Football. Such a child could wield all good powers freely, and more importantly, have the gift to choose his/her own destiny, whether he wants to be president, a businessman - who am I kidding - He'll be both!
>>11133
That's why she is destructible.
\r
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11135
11137 11138
>>11134
hahaha NOPE. Trumpaladin will have the chance to rectify his sins. That can have whatever consequences it would have in game, but it will be his actions to take.
>Being of both Light and Darkness
I think you meant to say a Being of Light, because Trumpaladin ain't havin' no damn mulatto child
>have the gift to choose his own destiny
Well that's just one more reason to get him away from his mother. While I do like the theme of self-determination, I don't think it should come at the expense of the player's self-determination. Should Trump need to go Sarah Connor, I think it should be allowable, and the same with all other players

I will fucking ban you. No really, /vx/ is my board. Atlas has made it clear I can make whatever rules for /vx/ I want and I can do what I want with it, bans, thread deletion, locks, and so forth, possibly up to board deletion. Fuck with me and I fuck right back
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11136
11137
j4q79ou5.png
>>11134
Can find the pic, but here's one
vI1sh
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No.11137
11139
image.jpeg
>>11136
>>11135
Think I found it
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11138
11139 11140 11141
>>11134
>That's why I'm buffing her to make her indestructible.
Becomes ---->
>That's why she is destructible.
Y U DO DIS?
I guess I kind of deserve it though at this point...
>>11135
>Should Trump need to go Sarah Connor,
It's funny. A few of my development charts for Tracy were actually based off of her...
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11139
11144
>>11138
See >>11137

Because the Tracy Trumpaladin thing is not a meme from within this game. It's a meme from a namefag or persona or whatever I developed back in July that I'm damn sure most of you intend to use outside of this. As I think one of you said "what happens here is board cannon." So I care about what happens here. Also I have the power to do it.

>a few of my development charts
Did you literally write this stuff out?
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11140
>>11138
Also refresh your page
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11141
11143
>>11138
Okay, I completely misread that situation. I thought >>11134 was GM
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11142
OMG teh kek! I'm supposed to be sleeping, and instead I'm dying!!
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11143
11145
>>11141
Also, that 'light and darkness' horseshit is just some edgy line from some awful show I saw more than a decade ago. The child, if carried to full term, only has positive upbringings (i'm not such a fucking edgelord that I'd set a baby up to be a super-villain); even in the case that Tracy has a tragic ending (there's no point in having a tragedy if there's nothing to be learned). I stated earlier that Tracy would absolutely make sure that her foal lived a better life than she did, no matter what the cost. The foal will be safe from the forces of evil, even if he has a murderous mother grizzly for a parent.
I actually made a very vague development draft for offspring between the two characters. Of course, a child between two powerful characters would be a superior individual; like how Alexander's famous steed, Bucephallus, was descended from the Dreadful Mares of Thrace also, potential Barron references.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11144
11146
>>11139
>Did you literally write this stuff out?
Well, partly. Only the essential roots, so I can keep everything in character while still constantly changing the structures.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11145
11147
>>11143
>No matter the cost
Does that include becoming a better person, or giving up the child to be raised by someone who isn't a psycho?
>The foal will be safe from the forces of evil, even if he has a murderous mother grizzly for a parent
You see the contradiction, don't you? That's not a proper household for a child
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11146
11147
>>11144
Eh, I guess I have 1000 or more words of Trumpaladin backstory written and a tragic as fuck death story for both Trumpaladin and Tracy (especially Tracy) I thought of but did not write down. But eh
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11147
11148 11150
>>11145
>implying a hysterical yandere wouldn't contradict her own logic
Well, I can say that the kid will be safe from harm from her. She won't part with her foal easily though. It'd take a lot of convincing and careful planning to make her give up the only thing she's ever genuinely wanted in her life.
>wanting spoilers.
Wait and see. Anything is possible.
>>11146
Most of my shit is just lines and numbers on various sheets of paper, desu. When I just type [hoers noises] it means a change was made, but I'm spent from the calculations to express it. I could do moderate prose and/or greentext that would make everything more clear, but I'm incredibly lazy when not provoked by something that makes me get obsessive...
There's also the element of keeping developments secret from the other players too. Maybe I'll clarify some of her actions and motives in hindsight later, if I find the energy.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11148
11149
>>11147
>Letting a hysterical yandere raise my child
Nope.
>When I just type [hoers noises] it means a change was made
Aww, and here I thought you were just making her sound cute
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11149
>>11148
Don't get me wrong, I definitely do it for that.
A "change" may be something as irrelevant as a subtle shift in mood: something not important enough for her faggot to write out an extensive comment. If anything, it's just an indication that Tracy is aware of and involved with her surrounding and isn't just sitting around like a brainless animal.
Anonymous
lYLhA
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No.11150
>>11147
>Not wasting yuge amounts of time writing well crafted prose to express subtle emotions
Okay, horse noises is probably a better idea
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11151
11152
>>11134
dont worry me trust tracy.
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11152
11153
1508875425920.png
>>11151
>'me trust tracy'
>Being this compassionate
Infernius is a genuinely good bull.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11153
11154
>>11152
He is a good goyim
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11154
11156
>>11153
if you call infernuis goy again me end you!
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11155
11158
Yay.png
>>11069
>someone photoshop please
I'm trying to pic up the hobby (I'm not good at all though...)
Did you have anything simple/specific in mind?
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11156
11157
image.png
>>11154
It's okay Inferius. It's just a term signifying those not of the chosen people. You've been serving us well
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11157
1503195925119-2.png
>>11156
no it mean cattle,infernuis not cattle!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
ZV3KL
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No.11158
11160
yay2.png
yay3.png
yay4.png
>>11155
Testing
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11159
11160
Yeah.. Upon crunching those numbers, I'm not sure Tracy can be a guardian paramount (she's pregnant anyway, so it'd be wrong for her to take hits for other players).. May as well forget about those feats for now..
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11160
11161 11164 11300
>>11158
>very slightly modifying image size to evade the one-per-thread image limit
I swear, Florida!
>>11159
>take damage for others
Why would she do that?

It's been a shitty day for me
*resists urge to blog post
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11161
11162
>>11160
give in to the blogpost.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11162
11163
veplwhyniu2dq9fkn2qh.jpg
>>11161
>give in to the blogpost.
>yfw
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11163
>>11162
good good
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11164
11165 11169
>>11160
>Why would she do that?
I planned that path before I knew she could be pregnant, as I was setting her up as the mount: she would basically make her rider invincible if she took that prestige class.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11165
11166 11167 11169
>>11164
Oh I don't know, I can think of few more appropriate applications of 'taking damage for others' than babby
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11166
11168 11169
>>11165
Good point.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11167
>>11165
I still don't like this development
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11168
11169
>>11166
Don't get too excited, I haven't crunched the numbers yet
you asked
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11169
11170 11171
image.jpeg
>>11166
>>11165
>>11164
>>11168
I'm taking that child, Tracy. You think it's yours and yours alone to destroy, but it's not
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11170
>>11169
she not hurt babby,get it through head trump.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11171
11172 11173 11174
>>11169
Kek, Trump gets to destroy it too XD
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11172
11173
>>11171
Especially cuz you guys don't know what I cooked up today Xp
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11173
11175
>>11171
>>11172
if voice in infernuises head hurts baby me crush you too!
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11174
>>11171
Military school is great for character!
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11175
11176
>>11173
Hurt? PLEASE! I won't let bebeh be hurt! I gots ideas!
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11176
11177 11178 11184
>>11175
That's worse

I still think it came far too early in the story. It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11177
11181
>>11176
>early
I was thinking that too, yesterday. Today I'm good with it. ^_^
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11178
11179
>>11176
yes i too hate exploding telephones.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11179
11180
>>11178
>can't write English
>wants to mock a phone autocorrect
Is that the game you really want to play?
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11180
>>11179
its just bantz m8.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11181
11182
image.jpeg
>>11177
I hope I don't understand what you meant by that
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11182
>>11181
I doubt it, its quite the stretch, but if you ARE,....
This is gonna be goooooooood
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11183
11185
That aside, Guardian Paramount is very clearly an epic prestige class. Tracy does not qualify (25 dex for blinding speed??)
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11184
16b.gif
>>11176
>It being here at this point feels like of those landlines that arms when you step on it but doesn't detonate until you've let off the pressure, creating a limbo where your foot is holding down an armed landline
Wow. That must feel terrifying.

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Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11185
11186 11187
>>11183
>Forgetting about Tracy's maxed-out oral dexterity
You're right though..
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11186
11187 11190 11192
>>11185
Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh. That shit is for poorly balanced campaigns desu.
Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11187
11188
>>11186
>>11185
The fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11188
>>11187
"egghead shit"
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11189
Most epic feats require stats in excess of 20 without modifiers. Thats absurd for a bipedal character, even after level bonuses.

Anonymous
PsPsJ
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No.11190
11191
image.png
>>11186
I'm guessing this is implied lesbian sex between Tracy and Thez at some point in the campaign
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11191
>>11190
... no, I'm literally talking about epic feats.
In 3.5, the designation of 'epic' usually indicates "over character level 20". In spite of being Legendary (over 40) Thez still doesn't have the required stats to be able to learn epic feats.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11192
>>11186
>Thez doesn't even qualify for epic feats tbh.
Didn't see that coming.
I was actually looking toward Legendary dreadnought (so she could just push through everything), but it seems her base attack bonus isn't high enough for that either, even in her nightmare form.
I'll just hold off on her bonus feats until she levels up a bit.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11193
11196
are we gonna do anything tonight?
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11194
11195 11209
1NmKiZZ_d.jpg
>>11133
No

>tfw we've turned into a reality show about a pregnant lady, the father, the nazi uncle, the hermit uncle, and the aunt who is a stripper
>the mother and father divorce b4 the baby is born
>everyone else gets dragged into the custedy battle
>both would rather let the child die than go with the other
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11195
11208 11506 11643
>>11194
when do the uncles fight the dad?
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11196
>>11193
Pray to Hitler, so that he may give us a sign to where the kikes stowed their ill-gotten gains.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11197
11198 11201 11214
lord hiler i pray that you help us find the ill gotten gains of the jews, i pray that you send your servant henrich himmler to show us the way, Heil Hitler!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11198
>>11197
Pray harder!
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11199
11202
*gets out brand*
*hands it to tracy*
Brand me tracy i cant do it myself.
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11200
I step away for one second and you guys,.... Oi.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11201
11204 11214
>>11197
our leader who art in Argatha,hallowed is thy domain thy swastikas and thy gestapo be feared by (((them))),i will do my best to bring in the 1000 year reich. Sieg Heil!
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11202
11203
>>11199
*Tracy looks at you strange for a moment, but then twists her face in a sadistic grin*
"Whatever you say, Mr. Clergyman."
*focuses on brand*
>brand begins to glow red hot (psychokinetic)
Tracy presses the brand hard into Infernius's tenderloin.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11203
11206
>>11202
*Euphoric Moans*
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11204
>>11201
Did you ever consider looking at Eastern religions for material inspiration. Hindus use swastikas as an essential of thousands of different rituals
Kyteo
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No.11205
11207 11211
1508667893941.gif
Speaking of modifiers though,....
As the party sits, stands, meanders, or goes about their business (which it appears ATM that Tracy is branding Infernius) during the to-be-fully depicted weeks between sessions,....
Ponimaru appears from the scenery; he's gotten alot better at stealth.
"I am directed to give this to you." he says, before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
While each player may or may not experience this with other players around, each player gets one. Not all say the same thing, and I'm going to blanket the whole, but its a scroll.

https://youtu.be/RCMXO9sBIcU (recommended at 1.25 speed)
"Dear Bestest of Friends,
How is everyone doing? I can't imagine how much time has passed for you, but its been almost a year here and I miss you guys so much. George is absolutely furious and his armies attack daily, but now that I'm back there's really not much he can do against the House of Thez, and he can't set foot anywhere in the same plane as everyone, so I'm willing to bide my time until a solution can be determined. Will be determined. I had so much fun with you, I promise we'll meet again.
Tracy - I've been thinking. With all the things you've seen and done, is it possible for you to let go? I don't mean anything in particular, I mean relax. Is there a chance that you could trust not in yourself, but those around you? I sure hope so.
Trump - You're a good person, I never mentioned that before. I thought you were a bit of a dictator before, but in the intervening months I can see where your heart is at, and you're right; most people can't be trusted to make the right call, and sometimes you have to take the reins. How is the Football team going? I'd love to watch a game someday. Stop being so jewish with the treasure tho.
Torcuil - You're a great magician, who I'm sure will have stories told of him someday. Talk to Lenos. He told me once that there's really no difference between divine and arcane magic, except how one puts them into motion. The bracers require a bit of practice, but they've saved my hide on several occasions. Just remember, you don't need to move to move the shield.
I'nis - I never told you about the sleeves, be careful they are ancient and powerful. Do NOT use them without both the stone and the Girdle. It will be horribly painful if you do it right, and if you don't you'll get eated.
I heard what you said,... and um,....
Just don't go and die okay?
(those were all segmented to their respective characters, the rest is universal)
The jewelry contract I acquired through port Barry is progressing steadily so there should be sufficient profits to fund whatever you guys should need (meaning, Trump can relax, its paid for). I gotta go kill shit, but I'll write when I get the chance,... and there's paper.
Love, Thez"
\r
Anonymous
X1XsV
?
No.11206
11210 11214
>>11203
*moos*
ZV3KL
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No.11207
11217
[4d20 = 56]

>>11205
>before ninja-vanishing again into the surroundings.
>thinking he can get away from me without Indian sunburns
Spot + Listen + Scent +Track
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11208
11506
>>11195
Soon
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11209
11211 11270
>>11194
>both would rather let the child die than go with the other
NO!! That's not true!
ZV3KL
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No.11210
11217
[1d20 = 19]
>>11206
Roll to appraise the garner.
Anonymous
y8eg6
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No.11211
11212 11217
>>11209
*father would rather let the child die than go with the mother

I'll pretend thats a test for now
>>11205
I guess this means the stripper aunt is gone

ZV3KL
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No.11212
11217
[1d20 = 10]
>>11211
She'll be back at some point. GM couldn't resist inserting his tulpa, even if she's in a separate location/plane.
For that matter, maybe the magically-programmed cores from the Zelekauts could yield some information on Thez's relations to those magical stones.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11213
didn't mean to roll.
Anonymous
X1XsV
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No.11214
11215 11217
>>11197
>>11201
>>11206
are you there hitler? its me infernuis.
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
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No.11215
11216
>>11214
Try quoting Mein Kampf.
Anonymous
y8eg6
?
No.11216
11217 11218 11220 11223
>>11215
Je suis Hitler, et je abandonne?
Anonymous
Kyteo
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No.11217
11219 11222
>>11207
Tracy can now detect wherever Ponimaru goes for the next day or so, by tracking.
>>11210
Hah! EASILY over 50k.
>>11211
For now
>>11212
This on the first, no on the second
>>11214
>>11216
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11218
11219 11221
>>11216
Run up to Ponimaru and give him some playful bullying.

Mrs. Sentry
ZV3KL
?
No.11219
>>11218
meant for >>11217