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Occupied Equestria - Into No Pony's Land
Anonymous
KnZni
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No.103001
Set six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where the Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures because of their encounters with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics

In the North, in Bales, Brie has just aquired a carriage with which he shall make the journey into the Changeling Occupied Zone, alongt with Spark and Onyx. In Baltimare, Dark Star recouperates from injuries sustained in a near fatal encounter with a Changeling opperative. Silver helps treat two traumatized orphans, and Iron examines ancient secrets in the Jungles
1697 replies and 143 files omitted.
DS
gA170
?
No.104259
104260 104261
>>104237
>>104239
>>104240
Changlings should Be Gassed, No Matter how """Cute"""
Anonymous
J39Od
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No.104260
104261 104262 104265
>>104259
I think it would have been interesting to have Dark Star and Silver discuss the Changeling question with the two colts and Blue Skies present.... but that opinion may not be universally shared
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104261
104262
>>104259
>>104260
I'm scared of what Dark Star would do to the zebras.
Seeing how he could simply torch the entire ship to quell his thirst for vengeance.
DS
gA170
?
No.104262
104263
>>104261
Hmmmmmmmmm
>>104260
That would have been interesting.
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104263
104265
>>104262
>Ominous humming
Don't!
>Would have been interesting
Eh, probably not. One would say 'Changies are nice and cuddly creatures like us aka they have equine consciousness' and the other would say 'No, they don't. They burned my house down so they have to die!"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104265
104266 104267
>tfw you have to delet a post because you forgot to reply to someone else

>>104263
>Changies
Do you realize the scope of what you have just done?

>>104260
It would be interesting, I suppose, so long as there wasn't any emotional breakdowns by any of its participants or observers. Might need to prepare some arguments in case that discussion happens.

Also gonna ask this in case you missed my comment about it: what exactly did you mean by "write-off"?
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104266
104268
>>104265
Not really.
If zonies already exists, why not Changies?
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104267
104268
>>104265
The phrase “write-off” is a colloquialism that means “to consider something to be a total and complete loss.” It meant in context that the entire venture and all commentary on it would just be dismissed as a waste of time and keystrokes, and thought of no further
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104268
104269
>>104267
Oh. Sorry, I didn't mean for you to do all that.

>>104266
That's what you meant by that? I thought you were just coming up with a new cute nickname for the bug hoers.
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104269
104270
>>104268
I thought the opposite, actually.
I said the nickname, then you pointed out the possibility of Pony-changelings hybrids.
I think I've already used it before.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104270
104271
>>104269
But I never mentioned anything about pony-changeling hybrids.
Have you?
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104271
104272 104273
>>104270
Not really, but you pointing out the 'scope of what I have just done' made me think that.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104272
104273 104274
>>104271
Nah, I was just referring to how you had managed to come up with probably the best nickname for changelings I have seen yet.
DS
gA170
?
No.104273
104274
>>104272
>>104271
Yea its a pretty good NickName.
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104274
>>104272
>>104273
Aw thanks gaiz.
It simply popped in my mind when I wrote it. No big brain thinking or anything of the sort.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104275
104276 104277 104324
4761B5C0-56A3-4F21-8EA0-970E6C7EC448.gif
Okay, who wants to play tonight?
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104276
>>104275
Crashes window
Hi.
Silver
7MBpK
?
No.104277
>>104275
I'm here.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104278
104279
>>104242
Silver takes a look at the brief description of The Synthetic Mares of the Moon on the back cover. A part of the larger Non Starter series, the book centers on the moonstrider warrior Vir Doge, who, along with Non Starter, seeks out a scientist by the name of Rad Thaddeus. They find that Thaddeus is residing in the ruined city of Mobius, where he has constructed an army of incredible synthetic moonmares, the Ponen. The Ponen have since taken control, and are forcing Thaddeus to help them contruct an army for conquest of the moon. Vir Doge and Starter are both captured, and Vir Doge's brain is transferred to synthetic construct of its own, frustrating a budding romance with another captive. Eventually, they are able to escape back to the civilization of Ulthar, and firebomb Mobius and its Ponen.
Silver
7MBpK
?
No.104279
104280
>>104278
Just reading that is enough to make Silver's eyes spin. He puts it back to see what "Grogar the Barbarian" is all about, hoping that it will seem less confusing.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104280
104281 104282
>>104279
Also Sword and Sorcery Highish fantasy, set in a distant and fabled past
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104281
104283
>>104280
Surprisingly short description.
Silver
7MBpK
?
No.104282
104283
>>104280
"This seems good." Silver decides to take this one.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104283
104284 104285
>>104282
>>104281
Sigh
Well okay then. It's actually one of a larger set
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104284
>>104283
Hey, we're talking about a barbarian who fights and becomes the ultimate badass here.
No need to make it more complicated than it is.

Silver
7MBpK
?
No.104285
104286 104287
>>104283
What's the matter?
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104286
104288 104289
>>104285
Okay, so Silver presumably selects a fantasy novel or set of novellas
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104287
>>104285
Just roll with it, Silver. It's a simple gripe with my comment.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104288
>>104286
Yes, but come on. You only use sigh when one of us is aggravating you. What's causing you gripe?
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104289
104290
>>104286
If perhaps one with depictions of looser sexual morality... actually looser morality generally, than the morality plays of old High Fantasy
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104290
104291
>>104289
...Okay, nevermind then, Silver is not going to buy that book. Let's see what "To Where and Back Again" is about.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104291
104292
>>104290
A fantasy if ever there were one, the book centers upon a rag tag group that comes together to defeat Chrysalis after it seems she has already won
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104292
104293
>>104291
"This is book to consider." Only two more books to look at out of those mentioned: 'Last Horizons' and 'The Once and Future Princess'.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104293
104294
>>104292
Last Horizons is already detailed >>104233

The Once and Future Princess is a set of of novellas about the legendary Unicorn princess Gusty the Great, who defeated the Empire of Tambelon alongside the sorcerer Megan, in those ancient days before the first Hearths-warming
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104294
104296
>>104293
Silver has stars in his eyes upon seeing this series. He decides that he'll buy the first one in the series for White Orchid to try out, and if he like it, he'll buy him the rest.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104296
104297 104298
>>104294
And thus History proves once again to be a more interesting backdrop of a story than... pretty anything else, really
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104297
104299
>>104296
Fiction can only hope to be as interesting as history.

Anyways, if the rest of the items on Silver's list have been taken care of, I think he's ready to meet back up with the colts at the register(s).
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104298
>>104296
Humans are one wacky source of stories.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104299
104300
>>104297
A fairly mundane set of items, except.... Mint Marine has taken the opportunity to acquire snorkeling gear, a full model sailboat, a lantern, a set of what looks like a Lincoln Log frontier fort, a net in a sort of butterfly catcher, and a toy dinosaur. White Orchid has gone even further, selecting what seems to be an entire tent, winter mittens, a cap gun, a cap gun if a different model, a toy sword, a swashbuckling toy sword, a toy EMD6 locomotive, another set of toy train cars, a toy switching post and basically a number of toy railroad items that only make sense if you already own a toy train set, a group of building blocks that click together, a toy soldiers of both ponies and changelings, a toy day gun, two different models of toy hats, and a cylindrical rocket-shaker toy spaceship
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104300
104301 104302
>>104299
Silver probably should have expected this, but it's still enough to cause his eyes to go the size of dinner plates. He decides to voice the two most pressing questions, first: "How are you two going to carry all of that back?", and "Where are you two going to store all of that?"
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104301
104303
>>104300
They look back at him with pleading eyes that say “if we can carry the heavy burden of our suffering and growing up without families, then surely we can handle the weight of a few toys.”
But more realistically Silver will need to carry most of it for them

“We were hoping you could help us with that...”
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104302
>>104300
Sounds like Silver will lose all of that tasty money.
Hopefully the Starryboi business will give him some dosh.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104303
104304
>>104301
Silver sighs. This is going to be a bad day for his body as well as his mind. "I have no idea where you will store it, but...let us see how much this all costs, at least."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104304
104305
>>104303
“167 bits”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104305
104306
>>104304
That's...actually doable. Although Silver questions why this toy store has such a massive selection, his sanity is at a weak enough state where he just goes along with it. He pays for it with 200 in paper notes, asking for his change to be in coins.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104306
104307
>>104305
Clearly Silver has not been to the Shenanigans toy store before. The diamond dog cashier is a little irritated to be handed script, but returns one 20 bit note and 13 bits in change
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104307
104308
>>104306
Silver offers an apology for his current lack of actual coins. He knows how much diamond dogs like their shinies.

With that, Silver gathers up what the colts can't carry. They certainly do have a load of possessions, now, a lot related to their particular interests, at that. "You both certainly found plenty of things to buy in store, here."
Anonymous
KnZni
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No.104308
104309
>>104307
The two ponies look pleased, or at least as pleased as they did just before the catastrophic conclusion of the zoo trip.

“We don’t get toys very often...”
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104309
104310
>>104308
Silver smiles at the apparent turn-around in their mood. "Well then, consider this my treat. Oh, and take these. I almost forgot to give these to you." Silver gives Mint the candy bar he bought, and he gives Orchid the bag of gummy candies.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104310
104311
>>104309
The little ponies wrestle the candies with their hooves and tear them apart with their mouths, until soon enough Mint Marine looks as if his muzzle fell into mud, and White Orchid chews with yellow, green, and red gummies hanging from his mouth
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104311
104312
>>104310
Silver is very glad he is not those candies right now. "Hmm. You two might need napkin, or else some place to wash up."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104312
104313
>>104311
The little ponies look up at Silver with big, cute eyes
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104313
104314
>>104312
Silver feels just a little bit more life inside of him after that. "Hmm. Well, give me minute to look through bags for something." Silver does exactly that, stopping to take a look through his saddlebags for any more napkins he has left over. He might need to invest in some more after this.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104314
104315
>>104313
Why would Silver have napkins on him?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104315
104316 104317
>>104314
Just checking.

"Hmm...we might need to stop somewhere where you two can wash up. I am not sure what nuns would think upon seeing your faces like that."
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104316
104318
>>104315
Just lick your hoof and clean them it.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104317
104318
>>104315
They blink, and continue looking st Silver
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104318
104319
>>104316
I mean, I kinda figured this was beyond that point, but alright...

>>104317
"Or..." Silver commences the ol' parent washup trick: licking the side of his hoof and using it to wash their faces. "Hold still, please."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104319
104320
>>104318
ROLL TO CLEAN FOALS
7MBpK
?
No.104320
104321
[1d20 = 8]
>>104319
Well, this is sure to go "swell".
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104321
104322 104324
>>104320
Well... not a complete job
7MBpK
?
No.104322
104323
[1d20 = 13]
>>104321
Whelp...what else to do about a stubborn mess besides try again and fail miserably!
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104323
104325
>>104322
This leads to a mostly clean muzzle, with perhaps a spot or two here or there, but the bulk of the mess cleaned up
DS
gA170
?
No.104324
>>104275
>>104321
Me
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104325
104326
>>104323
"There. Acceptable, at least. Ready to head out?"
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104326
104327
>>104221
"Iron? The large native?"

>>104325
"Sure"
Mint marine at least still needs a hug, maybe they both do, but they are ready to head back
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104327
104328
>>104326
Oh, right. What kind of pony would Silver be if he didn't give the poor colts each a big, floofy hug?
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104328
104329
>>104327
ROLL TO HUG PONIES!
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104329
104330
>>104328
...You serious?
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104330
104331 104338
>>104329
Fine...
*Poners are presumably hugged, either individually or together*
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104331
104332
>>104330
Eh...okay? Well, with the hugs taken care off, I guess it's time to head off for the orphanage.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104332
104333 104334
>>104331
And thus, it is so. Here's to hoping Silver can meet with Dark Star... eventually.
Among other things that will need to be coordinated
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104333
>>104332
Who else apart from Iron needs to be coordinated into joining this next group quest?
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104334
>>104332
Shouldn't be that difficult. Dark Star knows where Silver is going to be, and he's on right now.

Silver looks to the two colts as they approach the orphange. "Thank you for going out on this little galivant with me. I had fun."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104335
104336 104337 104338
Okay, I am going to sleep
Anonymous
ZO/AC
?
No.104336
>>104335
Nighty night.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104337
>>104335
Sleep well.
DS
gA170
?
No.104338
>>104330
>>104335
Good Night
Anonymous
J39Od
?
No.104344
104345 104349
11A5F610-5A33-4B76-82C1-C133E02F079F.jpeg
Meep?
Anonymous
Z/oZ4
?
No.104345
1557019201711-1.jpg
>>104344

Anonymous
J39Od
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No.104346
104347
9BC0DC7E-357C-47A7-8B42-0C9A820AB579.jpeg
Now I have to contemplate whether to continue with Iron, or to to review cases
Anonymous
Z/oZ4
?
No.104347
>>104346
Don't be a dummy. Review those cases.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104349
104352
>>104344
?peeM
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104352
104353
>>104349
But nobody came...
Wait, I think I came to say nobody came.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104353
104354
>>104352
I think there are doctors trained to help with that problem.
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104354
Screenshot_2019-01-21-11-53-42.png
>>104353
You know it, baybeh!
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104355
104356 104357
I got to plan out how I am going to do this rescue mission, perhaps alone if no one else shows up.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104356
104359 104363
>>104355
You can do it! With the power of Strength, Hope, and Friendship
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104357
104358 104364
>>104355
You are the second best option for the job, honestly.
Just roll that bluff and some forged documents and you should be good to go.
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104358
104360 104364
>>104357
The problem is she was denied with the right documents. They just didn't have use for her crossing. So I will have to find a way around the obvious solution.
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104359
104364
>>104356
But what do you do when friends are absent?
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104360
104361 104365
>>104358
There's always using the big ass wagon to hide her.
Bluff your way into avoiding the search or at least minimize it, then you cross the border with her to get that sweet victory royale.
Maybe some XP, too.
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104361
104362
>>104360
We would have to cross three times then. Once to get to where she is, once back to her sister, and once more to continue the quest. That would raise the alert to us pretty fast.
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104362
104363
>>104361
Bluff some more. You are a charisma-based character, use your above-average charisma!
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104363
104364
>>104362
That could work... though I hate relying on that dice luck so much. But it's worth a shot.
>>104356
What do you think? Would that action be allowed?
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104364
104365
>>104357
This. The only other two nearly as able are Brie and Dark Star, and they don have magical options.

>>104358
>>104359
The post with the information is >>103945, besides that Spark can gather more information

>>104363
I do not know what action you are talking about
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104365
104366
>>104364
The action in >>104360

>gather more information
Hmm.... I got no idea as to what else I need to gather, but I am guessing there is more to be had if you mentioned it.

Spark ponders for a moment.
"How tight was the security there? Where they checking carts and ponies thoroughly?"
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104366
104367 104368
>>104365
"The security is really strange They had at least seven guards on that side of the border plus more elsewhere and you can see what is on this side They would quickly check the carts as they left and would question the ponies who left They would ask "why are you leaving?" That's how my Cinnamon Heart was stopped They said she didn't have a good enough reason to leave But they let us through even though we had similar reasons And Cinamon Heart had her papers! It does not make sense to me But yeah when you cross to the Pony side the guards here ask you a lot of questions Like where did you come from have you ever been a member of certain political parties would you pledge loyalty and so on It was really intimidating but they let us through..."
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104367
104369
>>104366
"Did you see anypony get special treatment going through the line? Anypony that wasn't searched or questioned as hard as the rest?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104368
104371
>>104366
Blep
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104369
104370
>>104367
When Spark asks this question, something incredible happens. The nameless Pink pony stops talking. She blinks, and she stands back. Then:
"Yes! Yes! There were stallions two of them who were allowed to go through after only a few questions by the Changeling guards They presented documents to the Changeling guards and they looked closely at the documents and they said "you can go" and they went I think they had fancier clothes on and they looked like they had not been drained recently or perhaps ever When they got through to the otherside they were not taken aside to be asked questions like we were but they showed their documents and had a flashlight shined over their eyes and they were allowed to go..."
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104370
104371 104372
>>104369
"Did you catch where they went?"
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104371
104372 104373 104391
>>104368
Blep

>>104370
“The ponies that went through? Yes! They went ahead of us and past security into Bales where it is safe and at least the ponies are ruled over by ponies unlike my poor Cinnamon Heart who is stuck at the border point...”
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104372
104373
>>104371
>>104370
They were changelings! If you have prestidiigitation you can easily make her able to pass as being a changeling disguiser.
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104373
104374 104377
>>104372
How does minor magic tricks get her by as a changeling? And I would assume they wouldn't be changeling if they were checked my the flashlight trick.

>>104371
"If I got those papers... perhaps I could manipulate them to get her though easier. But it sounds like they have a bit of a head start."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104374
104375
>>104373
"Do you.... need to find those ponies?"
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104375
104376
>>104374
"Hiding your sister from the searches sounds like a task that has a slim chance at the very best. If I found those ponies and took their papers, then we would have a much better chance. I don't want to get your hopes up for a rescue and not give you the best chance I can get you."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104376
104378
>>104375
"Ah eh ohhhhkay.... I need to see my sister and get her back she means so much to me"
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104377
104378
>>104373
Use prestidigitation to fake the changeling glow when flashlighted. If they ponies pretending to be bugs, they get kicked out. Some changelings can't afford to lose their disguise in a public area, you know?
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104378
104379 104380
>>104376
"Do you have any idea where they went specifically?"

>>104377
True, but again, how do we know they were changelings? Besides being let through and them looking rich, e don't have solid proof either way. They could be rich ponies that helped one or both sides financially. I only get one shot at the fake, so if they aren't changelings and I do the trick, then it is pretty much ruined. I need to learn who they are first.
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104379
>>104378
I guess that is a likely possibility.
However, you may have to try the flashlight trick to them in case they are bugs that can't afford to lose their disguise.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104380
104381
>>104378
"They went into the city...."
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104381
104382
>>104380
"I don't think your sister has time for me to search the city. I guess I will just have to plan another way through."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104382
104383
>>104381
"What were you wanting to do there are ponies that go through quickly all the time just wait for one to go through quickly"
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104383
104384
>>104382
"Hmm... why are so many going through quickly? But yes, I will catch the next one let through without a hitch."

Did the bat have a flashlight?
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104384
104386
>>104383
Probably? Check the cart

"Oh yes! Thank you thank you"
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104385
104386 104388
I have crawled out of a shallow grave, only partially looking like a lich.
Now, where is Onyx?
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104386
104387
>>104384
>>104385
Spark heads to the cart.
"Hey there bartender. Want to help me out with a little something?"
Spark begins searching the cart for a flashlight.
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104387
104389
>>104386
"I guess, what do you need?"
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104388
>>104385
HOLY FUCK HE LIVES!

Onyx sees this scene >>103547

Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104389
104390
>>104387
"We need to drag a pony or two that might have special border crossing privileges off to the side for a little chat. And you are the type that can do the dragging and probably the chatting."
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104390
104392 104400
>>104389
"Heh, sounds like the recipe for a good time. I'm in"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104391
104393 104395 104396
>>104371
Mlem
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104392
>>104390
"Good. We just have to find where there is the swiftest traffic out of the changling lands and see why they get through so fast."
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104393
>>104391
Your mlems are going to be put on hold for the time being. Illgeal Border crossing simulator time!
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104395
>>104391
Don't let him seize your mlems like this! First they come for your mlems, then your boops, then before you know it, you can't even cuddle a hoers. This must be stopped!
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104396
963322__safe_solo_oc_cute_looking at you_tongue out_earth pony_female_wink_-colon-p.png
>>104391
Boolooloop
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104397
104398 104402
1127139__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_animated_solo_thousand yard stare.gif
Kind of just died there for some reason
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104398
104399 104401
>>104397
Awwwww....
Then let me help.

Spark goes tot he border and observes the ponies that walk out.

Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104399
104400 104401
>>104398
A moment of nothing
A pony (a dulled if pastel green) comes through from the Changeling side, and is taken to the side to be questioned by a Pony in beige uniform
A pony comes through from the changeling side, is very quickly checked, has his eyes checked, and is let go long before the first pony is sent out of questioning
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104400
104401 104403
>>104399
>>104390
"There is one now. Let's give him a few questions of our own."
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104401
104403 104404
>>104399
>>104400
>>104398
"Alright, lead the way"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104402
>>104397
*shrugs*
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104403
104404
>>104400
>>104401
The pony casually trots along, following the main thoroughfare
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104404
104405 104406
>>104403
Spark steps in front of him.
"Mind if I had a word, good sir?"
>>104401
I nod to Onyx.
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104405
>>104404
Onyx stands next to the pony, trying to look as intimidating as he can
"It'll just take a moment sir"
He forcefully sets a hoof on his shoulder
"As long as you comply"
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104406
104407
>>104404
He looks startled. It's a relatively thin earth pony stallion of a beige color similar to the uniforms worn by the Ponies and some of the Griffins. He is wearing a black wool jacket, and looks uncertain but not off put. Until >>104405. Then he's worried

Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104407
104408
>>104406
"You have nothing to worry about. Just answer some questions and you will be on your way."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104408
104409
>>104407
"Who... who are you?"
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104409
104410
>>104408
"Just a curious pony. Very curious about how you got through security so quickly when there are some ponies being denied for the slightest inconvenience or if the guards just don't feel like it. What's your trick?"
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104410
104411 104412
>>104409
He pauses for a moment, but then, he relaxes a little as his tension eases up
"I go through on a special 'friendship' visa. You see, before the war, I lived with my Father-in-Law across the river in Bales, but worked as an operator in a grain mill on the other side of the river. When the zones were split, my residence was on the Bales side, so I was made a Bales District citizen. But my work was on the Changeling side, in Boulder Field. They let certain residents in the Border District have special visas that would allow them to live in the New Mareland Occupied Zone, but work in the Changeling Zone. I didn't have anywhere better to work, and the mill is still open, so I commute between the two zones for work, sometimes staying on the other side for a few days, sometimes commuting in a day. Some other ponies also have these visas, mostly either merchants who are trying to import and export things across the border, or certain skilled workers like forestry agents who have special work permits to go into the Changeling lands. the ponies who are sometimes turned away are mostly emigrants who want to leave the Changeling Zone for the Bales District. There isn't really a formal law baring most of them from leaving... yet, and there is no law preventing them from immigrating to the Bales District, but the Changelings do not like their livestock jumping its fence. The ponies who are allowed to cross are often drained first and have their stuff taken. They've also started denying some ponies any crossing at all, usually those with weak claims for why they want to migrate. They like to separate families in retaliation for the migration, and also in hopes that the one left behind will still have a strong love for those that go to the otherside."
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104411
104413
>>104410
"Are there any papers that get you across easier?"

Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104412
104413
>>104410
"And so, there is no effective way to forge the friendship visa, because they could simply trace your claim to the place of work to confirm you are indeed a worker..."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104413
104414 104416
>>104411
"Well... I would imagine a letter of employment, for instance, would show that somepony on this side cared. As would something like a marriage certificate for a pony on this side, or a letter from a relative. Something giving them a claim to this side. And of course, proof of citizenship on this side."

He takes a deeper look at Onyx Steel
"Say... You're a crystal pony. I take it you already know something about getting across the border"

Yes. He just assumed onyx's birthplace based on racial profiling

>>104412
"They can investigate, yes. For travelling merchants who are self employed, they simply look to whether the pony was admitted across the border before. Any pony with a friendship visa has, by definition, first entered the Changeling lands before trying to leave it later, so they look to proof that you were admitted by their customs"
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104414
104415
>>104413
Rude yet extremely effective
"A few things, yes. Do you have any examples of some papers we could look over?"
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104415
104418
>>104414
"... No? I've never had to immigrate since I was made a Bales citizen when the Princesses fell and darkness spread. I would think just ask an employer or close relative to write a letter and notarize it. They do have a tendency to actually try to verify that these people and places exist though."
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104416
104417 104418
>>104413
>crystal pony ought to know about getting across the border
"It wouldn't be as much of a problem if we were the ones crossing. But this is for one of those ponies that got a family separated, if not more. I figured before we head off into their land, I ought to help a couple ponies escape it."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104417
104419
>>104416
"Oh... I see" He looks a little sad, but also a little relieved and less tense
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104418
104419
>>104415
>>104416
"What do you mean- Nevermind, Spark, a word?"
He leans in and whispers in Spark's ear
"If I get a look at some documents I can try to make some copies for us"
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104419
104420
>>104418
"Good. I don't see any other option."
>>104417
Spark takes notice of his reaction.
"What is it?"
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104420
104421
>>104419
"What is what?"
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104421
104422
>>104420
"It isn't quite the reaction to our plan as I expected. I figured you would either be very much against us or sort of for it, but you seem just hesitant."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104422
104423
>>104421
"Why would I be against it?"
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104423
104424 104425
>>104422
"If we mess this up, we might make the border conditions worse. More families could be separated. More ponies will be kept from going. We have to make sure we pull this off right."
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104424
104425
>>104423
"Then I guess there's no time to waste, and no room for error."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104425
104426
>>104423
>>104424
"No. They get ponies trying to cross every day. A lot of ponies trying to cross actually. There's even Equine smugglers who are paid to help ponies cross illegally. There's a lot of fraud. That's why the Changelings have begun to build a wall" he points to the 18 foot mostly steel plate wall "to keep ponies from crossing... though these only exist in the urban areas, and they check every pony that tries to cross."
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104426
104427 104428 104429 104431
>>104425
"Consider us freelance Equine smugglers for the day. We put the free in freelance you could say. We want to help out before we need to cross for some business... and we don't even have permission to do that. You could say we have a death wish, but we aren't going out until we help somepony."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104427
104428
>>104426
"oooookay then. Don't let me get in your way"
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104428
104431
>>104426
"Death wish is a great way to put it"
>>104427
"Oh trust me, I wouldn't let you. Now, to get some papers"
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104429
104430 104431
>>104426
You sure proclaiming you are a pony smuggler to a possible disguised changeling a good idea?
He may simply be pretending.
Although Onyx is a good deterrent.
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104430
>>104429
If Onyx isn't good enough, I'm sure his halberd is
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104431
104432
>>104426
>>104428
"You can get papers. If you are convincing enough, you might even be able to show up in person and convince the guards to let them through"

>>104429
I don't think Onyx has been nibbled on yet
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104432
104433
>>104431
"Then I say we at least try. Spark, what should we try now?"
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104433
104434
>>104432
"Let's go with your forgery and I will try a performance to get a pony through should it not work. But I think it is a one time act before they see through it."
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104434
104435
>>104433
"Sounds good to me, all I need is some paper and writing stuff"
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104435
>>104434
"There should be some kind of shop for that in town if we don't have any. It won't take long."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104436
104437 104438 104439
Twilight_unsure_EG.png
There's not going to be a post linking to mine declaring a specific action, is there?
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104437
104440
>>104436
We go get paper from the paper store.
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104438
>>104436
Now that you've pointed it out, they will!
Hopefully for at least the rest of this session.
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104439
104440
>>104436
Onyx and Spark are making a visit to the Paper Emporium and Quills & Sofas.
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104440
104441 104443
>>104437
A stationary shop can be found in the neighborhood of Red Fields (Red Fields being the part of Bales that is on the Pony side but on the other side of the river). It's on a street right across the river, with a large window. Going inside there is a sky blue unicorn colt of teenage years at the cash register.
"Hello there!" he waves "What can I get for you?"

>>104439
Unfortunately it does not look as if this particular outlet sells sofas. Sadly it looks as if the shop specialization that has resulted from the greater population of Bales has actually resulted in a less convenient buying experience for all those ponies who need to buy both a quill and a sofa. If only there one a mega-store that allowed for a one stop shopping experience
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104441
104442 104443
>>104440
"My friend is looking for some paper. I'm sure he knows the kind he is looking for."
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104442
>>104441
"Oh. Okay. Where is your friend?"
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104443
104446
>>104441
>>104440
"Some normal stationary and some heavier paper that'd you'd see used for official documents and certificates would serve me nicely"
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104444
104445 104447 104448 104449
1FF0D36B-2F5E-4AD9-87BA-384B68BFDCDD.png
Blue Skies is best pony (again)!
Shimmering Spark
EILIC
?
No.104445
>>104444
Yay!
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104446
104449
>>104443
"Oh yes, we have many types of paper. We have the 125 grams per square meter paper - a pretty dense one. We have the 165 grams, and a 215 grams - that's usually used for business cards. And we have standard copy paper sizes of a 12 by 11 inch, or legal papering, and other sizes"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104447
>>104444
Checked.
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104448
>>104444
Checked
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104449
104450
>>104444
Checked as I'm flipped off by a horse
>>104446
"Uh, lemme get some sheets of 125 in legal size"
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104450
104470 104534
>>104449
“Okay”
The somewhat excited pony moves from behind the counter towards a shelf, and with a glow of yellow magic, removes some eggshell colored paper
“Here. Legal sized 125 GSM”

Doesn’t doesn’t know why the pony is using Communist units of measurement, but he does receive paper
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104451
104452 104461
Strange. Is Spark still considering all the variables of creating a fake document?
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104452
104453 104454
>>104451
Spark is kill. Press F to pay respects
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104453
>>104452
F.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104454
>>104452
F. He will be missed.
Anonymous
CtQeB
?
No.104455
104456
I'll take this chance to keep the post where I specify Iron's current point, which is >>104252
Anonymous
KnZni
?
No.104456
104460 104466
EF5AC69D-C052-4F13-88B4-92FFB05C8BF7.png
>>104455
>Thinking Iron can rest uninterrupted in his own nightmares, in a pitch black cavern once thought to be an entrance to Hell
It’s cute that you think that
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104460
>>104456
As an outside observer, I can only vaguely remember if this sequence was supposed to be a dream or not.
Anonymous
T7iNI
?
No.104461
104462
>>104451
Oh gawd, please not that
J39Od
?
No.104462
>>104461
I don’t know if that is Brie, but if it is, both Onyx and Spark have absconded in a conspiracy to commit immigration fraud/equine trafficking. Brie meanwhile, should contemplate the information he gained during his questioning very carefully
\r
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104463
104464
2076780__safe_artist-colon-brony-dash-works_afrika korps_bolt-dash-action rifle_clothes_corporal_crying_desert_dust_earth pony_epaulettes.jpg
2081068__safe_artist-colon-brony-dash-works_clothes_glasses_male_map_nazi_nazi germany_officer_pony_sign_soldier_soldier pony_stallion_un.png
2084794__safe_artist-colon-brony-dash-works_bandolier_cap_cigarette pack_clothes_dust_fallschirmjäger_fatigues_female_grin_hat_helmet_kne.jpg
Stuff like this is why it sucks that there are no German Pony nations in EaW.
J39Od
?
No.104464
104465 104470
>>104463
But it includes not one, but three German themed nations or sets of nations, including one based somewhat off of Nazi Germany, one based off the Holy Roman Empire, and like two based off of the Teutonic crusader states, besides another one based off the Hanseatic League
\r
Silver "The Floof" Sword
7MBpK
?
No.104465
104470
>>104464
Yeah. But they're not ponies.
Anonymous
I1WRg
?
No.104466
>>104456
Well crap. Now I'm regretting resting here. Welp, can't back down now!
DS
AXLwH
?
No.104468
104469
_filly HI, ME!.png

Anonymous
J39Od
?
No.104469
104473
6C2C2B06-7336-4F8D-BE2C-8539131C2B08.png
>>104468
Hello
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104470
104471
>>104465
>>104464
Dread League best nation.
>>104450
Welp, I hope I picked the right one. Now to see how much the dice fuck me up tonight
Anonymous
J39Od
?
No.104471
104472
>>104470
Dread League was insanely difficult to play before an update last December. Thankfully now it’s much easier to find play
Anonymous
ptIuG
?
No.104472
104476
>>104471
I gotta admit, the griffons getting lend-lease will definitely throw a wrench in your carefully oiled skeleton. But other than that I rather enjoy them.
DS
AXLwH
?
No.104473
104474 104475 104476
>>104469
Hey Fren