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Two slices of bread with stuff in-between. It's a bit crude, but I'll allow it.

>>8192
No, it's a bagel with jelly. Bagels can't be sandwich.

>>8192
Shalom Juden, try in to pull a sneaky Jew trick on the goyim as usual?
I'm not gonna fall for your Soy filled Bagels.

God I fucking hate Jews.

Is a hotdog a sandwich? Is a taco? Is some squeeze cheese between crackers? What if I folded a pizza over onto itself? What about pop-tarts?

>>8197
It has been sliced down the middle.
>>8198
None of those are sandwiches.
Hotdog is a single piece of bread. None of the others are bread or two pieces of bread.

>>8192
No, this is what happens when you fuck a ponut too hard and it breaks. be gentle with your horse waifu, anon

>>8203
Cannot unsee this as anal tearing.

>>8195
If you really think about it, the bagel has to be the most Jewish food out there. Think about it, the inventors must've been thinking:
>"Oy Herschel, this is a good piece of bread, but it costs twenty cents to make, and that's fah too much!"
>"Yeh you're right, Shlomo, but what're we to do?"
>"What if we just took out the middle and sold it at the same price?"
>"Even these dumb goyim wouldn't fall for dat!'
>...
>"Oh my gahd, dey fell for it!"

I still do love bagels, tbh, even if they aren't good for me.

>>8192
What is a sandwich really?