Where do you come from anon?
I wouldnt lump flufflepuff into same category as a fluffy pony, I still like her. >>538
How has rule 10 been treating ya?
You didn't answer my question
and what is rule 10, exactly? can you inform me, sir?
>>545>keeps avoiding my question by asking more questions
spam shills with horsepussy
why yall gotta be cringelords desu
Spam shills and reddit wit horspucci
I've got my eye on you...
What issue are you having anon?
Based Pinkiemod is fucking with someone else's flag instead of mine? cool!
Try clicking on peoples IDs. It should highlight the poats they made in thia thread, right? Try checking every reply in thia thread. Its like there is some weird samefaggotry going on.
Ah yes. All you need to do is click the user ID again to remove highlights.
whoever this 'mod' is is an /int/ subverter trying to derail my thread
why did you disable bumping?
While I understand the appeal to fluffy abuse, mlpol is probably not the place for this kind of posting, the community is not as grimmdark as /mlp/
I dont like fluff abuse either but it can make for some neat raid material variations.
Being exposed to gore every once in a while keeps us from getting too soft.
Would be nice if people who were in positions of authority had the decency and obligation to explain themselves
I took notice of you because of your posting style/content. It seemed out of place to me. This thread is now a designated shitting thread because fluffy abuse is kinda low quality shit. I'm not going to delete, all I ask is that you keep it to this thread. You're obviously new here, and we're happy to have you, just be sure to lurk, learn the culture. Welcome to mlpol.net anon.
>>574>regular posters are literally outnumbered by staff>staff gang up on people who post things they don't like>literal circlejerk>can't handle lines drawn on paper>we're not a grimmdark community (cringed)>board has like 20 regular posters so lets make it's guidlines even more obscurely specific so that we alienate the majority of our original user base>new here
jesus our mods are retarded
Embrace the mods anon, embrace them
I'm sorry about that, a moderator evidently does not like fluffy abuse threads. Fluffy is not banned on mlpol.net. You thread will have the bumplock removed. I apologize, and please carry on
I need to know! Does this have a good ending? Nestle won't get hurt anymore, right?
nevermind, its still pretty mental.
not sure if i am okay with a fluffy thread on the front page. we already had one here that 404ed a long while ago. that shit is both retarded and disgusting.
All there is of that series up till now, i think they guy is still making moat
Last time i read this it was two years ago. I haven't seen more since.
I really don't mind but im afraid it would generate drama.>>570
This thread, there is some people coming planning about the fluffiest and a lot of people dumping abuse.
It's kind of funny, this started as trolling to derail mlp threads with fluffy ponies and now people post ponies on fluffy threads to derail them.
I want to see them suffer
we usually dont bump here. unless you have new content, try to restrain yourself from doing this. this thread is a pretty low quality topic as it is.
also i hate the google chrome pony now. never liked her, her artist was always a libcuck.
Then just hide the thread....
You say this thread is low quality yet you don't contribute by posting fluffy ponies.
I usually dont hide threads unless i suspect them of shilling. You are in your full right to post whatever you want. That said, this wont cut it though. Even the mod word by word said this is a low quality thread and judging from the general responses this thread got, the posted content and the overall activity pattern I would vouch to anchorbump it, so that it naturally progresses to 404.
We had a Fluffy Pony thread for educational purposes when MLPOL.NET was newly founded. While it maintained some degree of initial interest, few people have a genuine desire to see it here on a regular basis. I would go as far as to say a thread like this is bad to have on the frontpage of our main board if we have new users for visit here.
To keep in /pol/ context I think
We could have a thread to discuss fluffy ponies then kill this one, but i think hardly anyone would want to post on that, besides what is there to discuss about fluffy ponies?
They are little horses made to be killed, we would get more discussion out of degeneracy: The game (attached)
There are infinite possibilities you can think of--different scenarios that they deserve to die in, suffering, and torture driven narratives. Your lack of creativity is very apparent due to your inadequacy of derived taste in fluffy pony threads. Hans is a text book left-brainer with no purpose in life who could easily be replaced by a computer, while my right-brained antics will award me with a bright future of innovative solutions and significant contributions to the human race.
>>602>fluffy abuse -> contributions to human race
Sorry, even I can't reach that high
>There are infinite possibilities you can think of–different scenarios that they deserve to die in, suffering, and torture driven narratives
I'm a grimmdark junkie, I know this stuff for quite a while now, yet I don't see what good can it bring to mlpol, to anyone in general.
It is but an appeal to the most basics of instincts, it doesn't even teach you about what causes fear not good torture techniques nor anatomy and it definitely doesn't makes you more tolerant to gore if someone's head explodes by your side.
It is just silly amusement, like watching porn, you get nothing but instant pleasure and a few laughs out of it.
>Your lack of creativity is very apparent due to your inadequacy of derived taste in fluffy pony threads.
Now now anon, it is a logical falacy to use personal attacks to argue. My creativity has nothing to do with this.
>Hans is a text book left-brainer with no purpose in life who could easily be replaced by a computer
Where did this come from?
I'm I supposed to know who hans is?
>(...)while my right-brained antics will award me with a bright future of innovative solutions and significant contributions to the human race.
How and why? Read my first paragraph and tell me how fluffy abuse gives you more creativity.
You're actually retarded and there's no hope for you. Hide thread and move on already.
just to clarify that >>620
is not me, I am me. You are You.
I think I was responding to the slovak who has been relentlessly harassing me across all threads with his reddit hugbox attitude and "Don't like what I don't like!" elitism. Hans is fine; at least he understands sarcasm.
The heck are you talking about, i just said there is nothing to discuss about fluffy abuse, its just something a tiny group of people like and that is why it should not be on the frontpage of /mlpol/
If you are too much of a retard to understand my point just respond to this without a proper argument.
So you may know i like fluffy abuse, you meanie
A small amount of people is still a large amount of people given the relative tiny size of the total userbase. And that was in relation to a very small group of people pushing for a hugbox for the mentally disabled called /selfimprovement/, which is even less related. Fluffy ponies is at least pony related thus has a place on the main board. I could see an argument saying that its not quite related to ponies **enough** even though it is, but there are plenty of things on the main board that are even more off topic than fluffy ponies that are still up. Literally the real reason this was moved is because some mods have contrary opinions so they abuse their power.
Now that's more like my language;
Indeed I did not count on the random shitpost threads that are up and people don't give a damn if pony related or not, you have quite a point there.
Now thing is we should measure the quantity of people that want fluffy ponies on the main board, if we make a proper argument and we call for votes, we could get that gore on the front page, specially since the rules say "ponies allowed, no exception"
If mods are too much of a fag to see some gore and ponies dying, they should man up, the mlp fandom was funded on this shit, it will only make our users used to seeing this and ignore it whenever they want to argue instead of getting triggered.
You have a clear path anon, defend your ideals, If you want I will advocate for your cause.
The move to /sp/ it wasn't anything malicous. The fluffy pony thread was created before /sp/ was created and we felt that the thread would be better suited on /sp/ and get more traction on /sp/ than the main board. We didn't move it out of hate or distaste toward the thread, it was discussed with a few of the staff members and we agreed it made sense to move it here on /sp/.
As for the locking of the original when you move a thread it auto locks the original thread it's part of the software we use and how it is setup. We have manually unlocked the thread on the main board. We do respect the fluffy pony threads as a part of /MLP/ culture and will protect it's right to exist on mlpol.net
>>688>discussed with the staff members
Why wasn't this discussed on mlpol.net? It could have just been put to a vote. I'm sure enough people including the mods could have arrived at a consensus on the board. And why does this thread keep getting moved around by different mods? And why do you say this thread would receive more traffic on /sp/ than on /mlpol/? That's obviously not the case because 10 times as many people go on mlpol as they do sp. I appreciate some of the mods who stood up for this thread but the ones who didn't should think less about their emotions and more about the rules that the board was founded upon. What exactly constitutes shitposting is a highly subjective topic, but absolutely no shitposting allowed is a very unappealing attitude to exhibit while maintaining a board. A form of censorship and a tactic the left often uses is simply saying something they don't like is just shitposting in order to get it removed so they can perpetuate their hugbox atmosphere. Also calling in the mods to censor is a more divisive alternative to self moderation by the users who can use numerous methods to slide threads they don't like, or just hide them. These pathetic pleas can be observed by scrolling up in this thread. Read the policy page; nowhere does it say gore isn't allowed. Not sure why lines on paper would trigger somepony so much; it's not even real. Also, have a sense of humor please it makes the board less stale.
I understood that the main thread was locked a second time because it was moved, I'm just confused as to why the thread was moved in the first place. I've even had completely normal political threads randomly deleted before, and banned for reposting them without any reason given about its deletion. At this point it's not even worth it for me to keep complaining to the mods because some mod will just fuck with it anyways. I'll just have to accept that some of you are faggots I guess.
There are no rules against gore or fluffy, and as stated in the moderator's post above, this thread now exists both on /mlpol/ and on /sp/. There is no censorship of fluffy, both threads are fine.>I've even had completely normal political threads randomly deleted before, and banned for reposting them without any reason given about its deletion.
Can you please elaborate on this? I would like to know what you are referring to. I do know there was an individual who was accidentally banned a few weeks ago, during the height of the /inta/ raids, because he posted a thread three times from three sepetate IPs, and it was thought he was an /inta/ infiltrator or raider. Could you please provide more information?
Oh yea that was me. There was no reason to be suspicious. I posted a political thread with one archived link.
We could use some reorganization but I am paranoid of /inta/ operating on mlpol.net
I see. We're sorry about that. That was in a week where /inta/ was raiding every few hours, and had done things like posting an IP harvester from a "spamming tools" link in a thread they made. I believe the first two threads you were posted from proxies with no history on the board, like all posts from /inta/, which must have been what lead the moderators on at 3:00 AM that night to believe you were attempting a false flag, making a normal looking post to acquire a posting history, or had some other nefarious purposes. To be sure, they'd have seen you were a regular user if they had checked your posting history, but it was the heat of the moment and late at night. I unbanned you in the morning when I looked through the ban list and recognized your hash. We're terribly sorry about that, and have resolved to be more cautious.
I'm the mod who banned you, sorry about the mix up. As mentioned it was during the period while we were being raided. inta at one point had a thread up about how to infiltrate and divide us, they specifically mentioned that we take posting history into account when banning so they advised their users to try to build up a legitimate looking post history and then start gradually making distracting or divisive slide threads, similar to how shills on /pol/ operate. Obviously anyone attempting to create this kind of environment is something we would want to identify and root out early as it is precisely the kind of thing we created this board to get away from.
As a result we were (and are) keeping an eye out for new ips posting suspicious looking threads. The thread you posted was initially deleted because the tone of the post came across as nu-pol style writing and the associated IP had no post history. I deleted it to see what you'd do. When the exact same post came through again twice from two different ips, I decided to treat it as an infiltration and ban.
Again, sorry about the mix up, just be advised mods tend to be a little more trigger-happy during periods where the board is being actively raided, and we're more suspicious of ips with no posting history, particularly when the first post is a new thread. If you use proxies or post from a phone, this can sometimes cause us to mistake legitimate posters for raiders.
kek the fluffy thread is saved
I used to draw fluffies, but then newfags from /b/ took over the fluffybooru and turned it into the polar opposite of everything the original fandom had been about. Their version of the fandom is based entirely on sheer hate and disgust, so everyone who liked or would like the original concept takes one look at the booru and decides that that mindless ragebox isn't for them.
The oldschool fandom was something truly unique, and surprisingly deep too. It still has its fans, but it's hard to get them together when the most famous site of the fandom is now dedicated to demonizing fluffies and depicting them as the most heinous things imaginable.
I'm afraid I don't know anything about the oldschool fandom. I discovered this fluffy business on /b/ around 2015 or so I think, in the form of "fluffy abuse threads." I laughed my ass off the first time I saw one. I had no real connection to MLP at the time and didn't really like or dislike ponies or bronies. I personally just found the idea of an entire fandom devoted to thinking up new ways to torture obnoxious imaginary creatures to be the funniest most autistic thing I'd ever seen. It's a perfect anti-aesthetic: the poorly drawn images, the ugliness and repulsiveness of the fluffies even when they're drawn well, the stupid baby-speak they do and the way they shit on everything, the ridiculous stories people concoct about them that always end in some kind of excessive ridiculous mutilation of the fluffy. The whole thing is just so tastelessly over the top I can't help but kek at it. I'm legitimately sorry they don't allow those threads on /b/ anymore, it was one of the last types of threads on that board that I found worth lurking; fluffy threads are funnier than "Andy's logs" at any rate.
I only ever understood the "fandom" in terms of the ridiculous over the top fluffy abuse images, I don't really care about the hugbox stuff or any of the mythology the fandom has created, I mostly just lurked the threads to laugh at crazy shit. Basically I can't see this fandom as anything more than a source of cheap laughs. I guess I'm part of the problem you described.
Is it true that all this Fluffy Pony nonsense was once someone's boringly happy fanfic about bio-engineered cute life forms that barely shit at all due to eating special animal kibble or some shit, but fans found this so boring they made their own ultra-violent fucked-up version where the Fluffies were stolen by bioterrorists and turned into the world's biggest pest, shitting all over the place because real food does that and their minimal-waste kibble wasn't produced any more thanks to lawsuits?
I heard this grimdark-ifying of the original material made its initial creator leave the fandom in disgust, while creating something so edgy and ugly and dark that only the pathetic bullyfags were able to find any enjoyment out of it and mocking the occasional "Hugboxer" who wants some cute pony shit to happen in the setting, rather than another "Adult cool edgy" abuse fantasy.
The fuck is "Raunch" supposed to be? I refuse to play the game and find out until somebody tells me.
>>7111>I guess I'm part of the problem you described.
Nah, that kind of stuff is exactly what most people enjoy.>>7112
Now THIS describes the actual cancer of the fandom! Fluffies have always faced gory deaths, but /b/tards thought that they'd also have to be irredeemably evil in order to deserve all the abuse. They wanted to feel like heroes while abusing defenseless creatures so they had to come up with every possible way to make the fluffies as despicable as possible. Their interpretation of fluffies became the literal opposite of the original concept and is now known as the hellgremlin fandom - a fandom dedicated entirely to getting enraged by hideous little psychos encapsulating "all the worst sides of humanity". The post in >>601
describes this perfectly and is toted like the Quran by the hellgremlinists themselves.
Fluffies getting banned from /b/ may well be the best thing to happen to the fandom since its very founding. The appeal of getting trolled by imaginary creatures wears out fast, and without a constant influx of newfags from /b/ to keep the ragefest going, the fandom has again become a more hospitable place for those who actually want to enjoy the fluffies.
Without /b/, the oldschool fluffies are once again becoming the majority, and the last time I checked the fluffybooru it actually left me feeling happier rather than angrier for doing so. I quit the fandom when things were bleak, but now I'm seriously considering getting back to drawing fluffies myself.
Never really bothered to fuck with fluffies, but these screencaps intrigue me. if you don't mind, what is the original media called, and where could I find it?
The best place for original stuff is http://fluffy.booru.org/
. It has been mostly inactive since the new fluffybooru.org was founded, but since the newer booru has basically become a containment site for /b/tard rapefugees I'm hoping the fluffy.booru site could reawaken as a hub for the original fandom again.
Speaking of fluffybooru (without the dot) becoming a containment site, the state of the fandom outside it isn't as bleak as fluffybooru might suggest. The vast majority of people on other sites and imageboards still like the original fluffies, and it seems fluffybooru.org is really the only place where all the shit and hatred has been distilled in.
Gonna start a Wobbly Headed Bob sort of thing with my own twist. Updates will come whenever I feel like writing this kind of thing.
>Be fluffy horse
>Pink mane, blue coat, not that it matters.
>The poof of your fur has kept you sufficiently warm since you were born a few hours ago.
>You're still very hungry, every nipple occupied by the other eight greedier members of your litter.
>They've bucked your body every time you toddled over to her, bruising the pink skin under your thick coat with their surprisingly strong legs.
>Reason won't work.
>Waiting until nightfall, you check back on your sleeping mother to see that she's laying on her stomach, teats covered.
>You feel tears running down your face. You're starving.
>Looking over to the largest of your litter, you notice that her head is nestled into the fluff of your mother.
>Quietly trotting over to her, you gently push down on and to the side on it, careful not to wake her as her breathing becomes muffled.
>Waiting for a while, her breathing slows, eventually ending with her lying lifeless on the side of your mother.
>The eighth slot was yours for the taking.
What happen to Egoralexeev? He's one of top on abuse quality content.
Don't worry, they're not real animals! They were artificially created in a lab and all their instincts are just genetic programming. Their emotions aren't real, they just *act* like they were happy, sad or hurt according to situation!PS. This is the hypocritical in-universe explanation to why fluffy abuse is legal. With too many suffering fluffies to help, this legal semantic is enough of an excuse for most to let sleep with good coscience despite the countless starving fluffy families outside their doors.
I figured it was worth explaining this, since in /b/ the hypocricy just flew over many people's heads and they took the "not real animals" rhetoric at face value.
I'd really like to see this concept revitalized here, but I never lurked /b/ when it was in full force. Would you mind spoondfeeding me a few of the less obvious things about the rules of the universe?
I remember lurking the /b/ threads when they were a regular thing, I was amused by the whole Fluffy thing well before I got into the actual Pony fandom. I actually wouldn't mind reviving it here, but at this point the "fandom" may be too scattered and I wouldn't know how to go about drawing anons from far and wide to an obscure corner of the internet like this. Perhaps an advert thread on 4chan/trash/ would do the trick, if we kept it bumped and treated it like a general there.
Anyway, here's the quick rundown of the lore as I remember it:>a company called Hasbio began genetically engineering fluffy ponies as companion toys for children>they were designed to have the approximate intelligence of a five year old human, and genetically wired to speak in babytalk that would appeal to children>they were also designed to be rather physically fragile and to not live very long, so that they would be likely to expire at around the point the child would probably start losing interest>basically a combination toy and low-budget low-maintenance pet>however the prototypes somehow escaped into the wild before the species was perfected>the prototype fluffies were freakish abominations>functionally retarded semi-sentient creatures that shit everywhere, speak only in annoying pidgin baby-English, and can die from the slightest injury>unfortunately these things were also genetically wired to breed like rabbits (probably to keep the costs of reproducing them low)>the escaped prototypes start breeding, soon there are fluffies literally everywhere>they eventually become a huge public nuisance, to the point that human governments feel compelled to start making policies about them>after a brief debate, it is more or less decided that the creatures are not sentient and have no rights, and are a public health concern due to fluffy corpses and feces all over the place>it is therefore declared to be open season on them>while there are still some people who breed them and sell/keep them as pets as intended, it is generally agreed that feral fluffies are a public menace that people are gently encouraged to "dispose" of wherever they are encountered>this policy, combined with the "cuteness aggression" that the creatures tend to inspire, gives rise to an "abuser" culture that tortures and kills feral fluffies for amusement>abuse is considered to be a morally-justifiable outlet for human feelings of aggression and sadism
That is the basic story as I understand it. The details vary from story to story and author to author, but there are some general tropes and details that are agreed upon:>fluffy personalities are the embodiment of every negative human characteristic imaginable>they are selfish, stupid, greedy, have an extremely low time-preference, show unreasonable favoritism to "pretty colored" babies and are unreasonably cruel to "poopy colored" babies>they are physically fragile, their bones break easily, their legs can be pulled off easily, and they are generally very simple to take apart>the overwhelming majority are Earth types, but Unicorn and Pegasus also exist (Alicorns exist but are extremely rare)>Pegasus wings are useless and Pegasus fluffies are virtually indistinguishable from Earth fluffies>Unicorn fluffies usually tend to develop a "smarty complex">Smarties believe that, due to their horn, they are smarter than other fluffies and exhibit excessive arrogance and overconfidence>they become bullies who make themselves leaders of fluffy herds>other fluffies usually recognize "smarty" status and follow them voluntarily>however, smarties are just as stupid as other fluffies and their stupidity usually causes them to make terrible decisions that result in the demise of their herd>smarties are particularly popular targets among abusers due to their being even more obnoxious than other fluffies
Fluff-speak:>fluffy speech is a uniform pidgin-English that sounds like exaggerated baby speech and is hardcoded into their DNA; meaning that even fluffies in non-English speaking countries are born speaking this way>fluffies generally pronounce their Rs like Ws ("sowwy stick" as opposed to "sorry stick"), and words ending in Y are usually written with an "eh" instead ("daddeh", "babbeh", etc) this can make fluffy dialog difficult to read at times>fluff-speak has designated terms for certain things hardcoded into it as well, such as "nummies" for food, "miwkies" for milk, "wowstest owwies" for pain, "fowever sweepies" for death, etc.>most fluffy terms for things are simplified and based on function, such as "see pwaces" for eyes, "heawwy pwaces" for ears, etc.>fluffies can be taught human words for things, but will seldom internalize any of it and will usually forget and revert back to fluffy-speak>when physically or emotionally tortured past a breaking point, fluffies enter a death-wish phase, where all they will say is "wan die" over and over
In addition:>fluffies shit constantly no matter what you feed them and are very unhygienic creatures>domesticated fluffies can sometimes be taught to use a litterbox but this is about the highest level of intelligence you can expect from them>a vaguely-defined hierarchy among fluffies exists based on color, with "pretty" pastel and neon colors being seen as better and "poopy" colors like brown or puke green being seen as lower>human breeders usually adhere to this hierarchy and price fluffies according to color>female fluffies (or "dams") usually are depicted with exaggerated crotchtits>male fluffies are often depicted with comically undersized genitals
Anyway, that's all I can remember off the top of my head. If anyone has more, feel free to add.
Huh, that sounds pretty neat. I could writefag a bit here if you wanted to kick things off.
Go ahead, I would be in favor of it. I remember it being a pretty hilarious and fun bit of autism and I would like seeing it revived if people are interested. Here are some resources if you want to immerse yourself in it and get a feel for it.https://www.fluffybooru.org/https://8ch.net/fluffy/catalog.html
Oh yeah, a few other things I remembered:>fluffies' favorite food is spaghetti with marinara sauce, which they call "sketties". they are also commonly fed a kibble type food which they don't like as much. Fluffies who are used to eating sketties will often be upset at being served kibble and will shit on the floor by way of protest.>feral fluffies usually feed on garbage, grass, and whatever else they can forage (which is usually not much since they are incredibly stupid). They are often shown starving and freezing in dark alleys, whining about how they wish they had sketties to eat.>some cities place feeding machines in places where the feral population is large. the machines offer "sketties" to the fluffy in exchange for a "babbeh". The baby is dropped into a chute, "something" happens, and spaghetti comes out. It's used as a rather creative and cost-effective population control measure. Some fluffies seem to understand that they are killing their babies in exchange for food, and eschew the machines, although since fluffies are stupid and therefore frequently desperate for food, they usually end up using them regardless. A mother sacrificing her least favorite baby to feed the others is a common trope, as is a smarty taking babies from the herd in order to feed itself. Sometimes the machines are booby-trapped to kill the fluffy as well as the baby.>fluffies who have had their legs removed are often referred to as "pillow-fluffs.">fluffy breeders will sometimes designate a fluffy dam as a "milkbag," which means removing the legs and using her to nurse large numbers of babies until eventually she runs out of milk and is disposed of.>male fluffies, particularly smarties, are generally very nasty creatures. They will fuck just about anything, which sometimes will include taking an unwanted baby discarded by its mother and using it as an "enfie babbeh." This means exactly what you think it does.>people who take in fluffies as pets usually get tired of the continuous care the creatures need, and the general ingratitude they display. the "nicer" colored fluffies are generally a little better behaved, but the "bad" colored ones will almost invariably be insufferable little shits. Owners who keep these as pets usually end up getting frustrated with them, and this is a common setup for abuse stories.>baby fluffies do not initially speak, and can only make a chirping sound. lore varies between stories, but usually it's assumed that the babies begin to speak after a few days.>some outlets that breed and sell pet fluffies come up with creative marketing methods. A popular and bizarre method is the "foal in a can," which consists of, well, a foal in a can. A baby fluffy is packaged into a can with a feeding tube in its mouth connected to a supply of milk, and another tube in its anus for waste disposal. The foals-in-cans are extremely cheap and the colors are a "surprise." Yes, this is a real thing that people actually write stories and comics about.
Holy shit I forgot how autistic some of this was lmao.
Thank you. I'm no longer in the mood to write tonight, but I'll certainly give it a go when I have time and feel up to it.
>You're sitting on the side of the road, bored out of your goddamn skull.
>Being homeless was never advertised as being so fucking dull, you thought the life of a drifter would at least be mildly exciting.
>But nope, you just sit here on the curb with your shitty cardboard sign, begging for money.
>Could be worse, at least.
>You take that back.
>There's a reason you normally don't stay in one place that long, and it's because of the filthy shitrats.
>You lightly kick the abomination away with your foot.
>It stops moving.
>A thin trickle of blood flows out of its nose.
>They're that fragile?
>You sit down on your filthy sleeping bag, a grocery bag over your shoulder shiddering in your grasp.
"I wasn't able to get us any booze tonight, but I think I may have found something better."
>You take out a few latex gloves you pilfered from the hospital and undo the ties on your bag.
>You gently lift up your target.
>You don't want to hurt it, not yet.
>You set it down in the palm of your hand, and it immediately shits all over your glove.
>Thank god you had some foresight.
>Your friend watches curiously as you wrap your fingers around the tiny mass.
>It begins to chirp, clearly not happy with the arrangement.
>Only its head is exposed now.
>You point to your pack.
"Gloves are in there. Whoever can flick the furthest gets wine on the other."
>You grin and pose like a character from one of those animes.
>You hold out your fist and flick the head.
>It disconnects from the spine almost immediately, flying a good ten feet and trailing blood through the air as it goes.
>The body in your hand goes limp, and you toss it aside.
>"Shit man, finally something fun to do! You're on!"
>The battle is hard fought.
>Your friend proves to be worthy competition, flicking the fuckers a few inches than your last attempt every time.
>Finally, you're down to one last one.
>It's an adult, which isn't good.
>Slightly higher bone density and a heavier head, and your friend is leading.
>You wind up your flick and pray to Kek, Allah, the flying spaghetti monster, whatever.
>The thing smiles in its final moments with your finger coming towards it, you had promised it sketties to get it to cooperate. As you obliterate its spine, a beautiful red mist of blood catches the setting sun just right, a rainbow forming in the head's wake as it bounces three inches past your friend's best attempt.
>He sighs, and the two of you dhake your shit-coated gloved hands.
>You're looking forward to that wine tomorrow, but your friend ends up getting murdered by a group of fluffy activists on his way back to his bridge.
>With tears in your eyes, you take the fifteen dollars off of his bloodied corpse and walk into a convenience store.
>While you're checking out with the bottle of wine, you spot a five dollar stiletto behind plexiglass...
Should I continue?
This thread is embarrassing and I don't understand it.
Chechen beheadings have more entertainment value, this is just gay.
Fluffy abuse only really appeals to 5edgy3me folks
Fluffy Ponies represent the worst of humanity: Dumb blame-shifting selfish animals who only care about their own pleasure and make terrible parents.
They do now.
One guy designed Fluffy Ponies to be this obnoxiously perfect Mary Sue race engineered by "Hasbio", and the backlash against that baby-talk bullshit came in the form of people making his fantasy "Realistic". The creatures bio-engineered to shit as little as possible and only eat kibble end up shitting like mad when exposed to real food, etc.
If you don't like it, why not just fuck off and stop posting?
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>all the butthurt posters in this thread
>several of them mods
ironic, the reason /mlpol/ was so nice when it was on 4chan (for me) was that the ponies drove out all the sensitive /pol/ faggots with fragile tushies who couldn't stand a couple cute ponies, and post quality increased dramatically. Except now it's more like the meanie /pol/ posters are fracturing the fannies of the pony posters who can't stand a couple cute rekt ponies, quite lmao if do I say so myself.
Not to mention the fact that these aren't even OG poners, they're retarded genetic abominations that carry diseases and turn city sidewalks into a mess of shit and piss. I have no idea why this thread has been getting a bad rap since the beginning.
Hey, I’m a mod and I think this shit is hilarious.
Does this mean that fluffy abuse is Football?
It's the only logical explanation, Sugarcube.
Relax, Fluffle Puff isn't a shitrat.
Hi my name is cindy the kitty and i love fluffy abuse
Absolutely! for a long time, these unfinished, unwanted byproducts of futa pregnancies or failed magic spells have been used in soccer/football, rugby or golf and a few other sports, but also in medecine and spells research or food for actually fine animals like dogs, cats, or dragons.
Oh hey, there you are. I've always kind of wanted a sequel to your anonfilly story, it was a fucking ride bro.
I really need to find some time back and write things again, that's quite relaxing i admit.
fuck it i'm gonna do that nao if I get ideas.
mmmmmmm... me likey, good wank