the literal nectar of the gods.
Finally someone with refined tastes.
>>4846It's rare that someone has a sophisticated enough palate to understand, fully, what is happening when they drink Ultra Black™. It's extremely carefully crafted so that it is an experience in a can. Like a fine Malbec, it pairs seamlessly with a porterhouse during a business meeting, but plays just as well with a bowl of dorritos while checking your fantasy sports teams over broadband. Hard at work, or hard at play, the Monster Energy™ Ultra™ line of energy beverages is ready to make any scene, and so are the S I P B O Y S.
>>4846i am not a regular energy drink consumer. drank a big green monster can for the first time in my life in summer 2016. didnt think it tasted bad but id lie if i said i would recommend it or buy it again. tasted certainly better than red bull and many cheap energy drinks though. felt one big can is too much for one person.
>>4847i hope you realize that the sign on the can and the name of the drink is a reference to Satan
>>4853>i hope you realize that the sign on the can and the name of the drink is a reference to SatanPlease allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste.
>>4854yes, yes you are. At least as far as energy drinks are concerned.
white is right
the white flavour is the best, regular monster is a satanic snake in the grass.
His n Hers sips
deal, phone-posting is ass
This is better than uncut Cocain!
i am unironically starting to think this is an advertisement thread. is Monster an official sponsor of MLPOL?
>>4921Its taste is all the advertisment it needs.
It tastes like gods tears of joy.
>>4921Hi friend, I am an ordinary site user just like you, and I would just like to say that there is absolutely no affiliation between MLPOL™ and Monster™ Zero Ultra™. Absolutely nada, Zero™, none.
If this thread feels like an advertisement, it is probably because genuine users like you and me just love the crisp, refreshing taste of Monster™ Zero Ultra™ Energy Drinks. It is a lighter tasting, less sweet, citrusy, sparkling refreshment beverage that is great for any occasion, all with zero sugar and zero calories. Whether you are an athlete, an entertainer, or just a regular working man on the go, you can expect Monster™ Zero Ultra™ to deliver that extra boost you need to make it through your day.
So, in summation, I would like to once again state that MLPOL™ is not in any way shape or form being sponsored by the delicious taste of Monster™ Zero Ultra™, nor is this delicious and refreshing product being professionally endorsed by Atlas™, Lotus™, John Elway™, or any other employees of MLPOL-Monster Beverage Inc.™
Instead of probing into this matter further, why not head out to your local retailer and try a can of Monster™ Zero Ultra™, Monster™ Ultra Black™, Monster™ Ultra Violet™, or any of our other exciting flavors?
>>4927Ah, I see you know how to use the ™ as well. This shitposting might actually make me try one for the memes, but I don't usually drink this stuff.
I mixed all the zero ultra flavors together. They created a drink that showed me the future. It was a glorious future. 7 more years. Hilary in prison. Postmodernism crumbled. It was so beautiful that I cried. Or technically will cry at it's impending beauty.