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SIPS General
Anonymous
No.4846
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It has a smooth refreshing crispness to it. My first thought was, "Ah, that familiar black cherry taste from my childhood". But I also detect flavors of currant and black berry, and the slightest hint of bergamot. This is a gentleman's sip, so nuanced in its flavor that I honestly believe only a handful of people will ever pick up on the flavor artistry that Monster Energy™ has subtly delivered on. This drink oozes class and sophistication. It would pair exquisitely with dark chocolate or a steak, but would be equally comfortable next to fish tacos or cheez its during a road trip. Its flavor profile, so bold and well rounded, is good straight from the can, but picks up a bright crispness when delivered in a glass on the rocks - which I prefer and highly recommend.

Whether in the morning, during a commute, at work, or just a lazy Sunday on the couch while checking fantasy sports teams over broadband, the diverse and inclusive nature of this drink's flavor will perfect an already stellar scene.

I would place this sip, overall, tied with white. Just ahead of of yellow. Purple and orange would come next, followed by red, and in a distant last place blue. Even though I place it tied with white, I don't know if it's an everyday sip like white is. This is a bellicose drink, and I do not use that word lightly. It is BOLD. It demands respect and attention. It feels like an experience; drinking it feels like a special occasion.

Its color is reminiscent of Ultra Violet™, purple sips. But deeper, and a bit red. Its not as pretty as purple sips, nor is it as pretty as a Grenache or Malbec. However, the can is well designed and the back text takes the reader to cherry orchards in mid Summer. Overall the aesthetic is pleasing and delivers on that above average quality of artistry that Monster Energy's™ Ultra™ beverage line is known and trusted for. You are right to wait for a good day. You will feel very blessed.
Anonymous
No.4847
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the literal nectar of the gods.
Anonymous
No.4848
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Finally someone with refined tastes.
Anonymous
No.4852
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>>4846
It's rare that someone has a sophisticated enough palate to understand, fully, what is happening when they drink Ultra Black™. It's extremely carefully crafted so that it is an experience in a can. Like a fine Malbec, it pairs seamlessly with a porterhouse during a business meeting, but plays just as well with a bowl of dorritos while checking your fantasy sports teams over broadband. Hard at work, or hard at play, the Monster Energy™ Ultra™ line of energy beverages is ready to make any scene, and so are the S I P B O Y S.
Anonymous
No.4853
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>>4846

i am not a regular energy drink consumer. drank a big green monster can for the first time in my life in summer 2016. didnt think it tasted bad but id lie if i said i would recommend it or buy it again. tasted certainly better than red bull and many cheap energy drinks though. felt one big can is too much for one person.

>>4847

i hope you realize that the sign on the can and the name of the drink is a reference to Satan
Anonymous
No.4854
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>>4853
>i hope you realize that the sign on the can and the name of the drink is a reference to Satan

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste.
Anonymous
No.4855
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>>4854

yes, yes you are. At least as far as energy drinks are concerned.

Anonymous
No.4857
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white is right
the white flavour is the best, regular monster is a satanic snake in the grass.
Anonymous
No.4858
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Anonymous
No.4859
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>>4855

Anonymous
No.4863
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>>4858

Anonymous
No.4894
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His n Hers sips
deal, phone-posting is ass
Anonymous
No.4896
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Did you guys hear about the guy who gave himself a brain hemorrhage?

https://www.boredpanda.com/energy-drinks-caution-story-parents-brianna-austin/
Anonymous
No.4915
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Anonymous
No.4919
This is better than uncut Cocain!
Anonymous
No.4921
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i am unironically starting to think this is an advertisement thread. is Monster an official sponsor of MLPOL?
Anonymous
No.4922
>>4921
Its taste is all the advertisment it needs.
It tastes like gods tears of joy.
Anonymous™
No.4927
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>>4921
Hi friend, I am an ordinary site user just like you, and I would just like to say that there is absolutely no affiliation between MLPOL™ and Monster™ Zero Ultra™. Absolutely nada, Zero™, none.

If this thread feels like an advertisement, it is probably because genuine users like you and me just love the crisp, refreshing taste of Monster™ Zero Ultra™ Energy Drinks. It is a lighter tasting, less sweet, citrusy, sparkling refreshment beverage that is great for any occasion, all with zero sugar and zero calories. Whether you are an athlete, an entertainer, or just a regular working man on the go, you can expect Monster™ Zero Ultra™ to deliver that extra boost you need to make it through your day.

So, in summation, I would like to once again state that MLPOL™ is not in any way shape or form being sponsored by the delicious taste of Monster™ Zero Ultra™, nor is this delicious and refreshing product being professionally endorsed by Atlas™, Lotus™, John Elway™, or any other employees of MLPOL-Monster Beverage Inc.™

Instead of probing into this matter further, why not head out to your local retailer and try a can of Monster™ Zero Ultra™, Monster™ Ultra Black™, Monster™ Ultra Violet™, or any of our other exciting flavors?
Anonymous
No.4928
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>>4927
Ah, I see you know how to use the ™ as well. This shitposting might actually make me try one for the memes, but I don't usually drink this stuff.
Anonymous
No.5137
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>mfw 2 for $3.33
Anonymous
No.5256
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I mixed all the zero ultra flavors together. They created a drink that showed me the future. It was a glorious future. 7 more years. Hilary in prison. Postmodernism crumbled. It was so beautiful that I cried. Or technically will cry at it's impending beauty.
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