the literal nectar of the gods.
Finally someone with refined tastes.
It's rare that someone has a sophisticated enough palate to understand, fully, what is happening when they drink Ultra Black™. It's extremely carefully crafted so that it is an experience in a can. Like a fine Malbec, it pairs seamlessly with a porterhouse during a business meeting, but plays just as well with a bowl of dorritos while checking your fantasy sports teams over broadband. Hard at work, or hard at play, the Monster Energy™ Ultra™ line of energy beverages is ready to make any scene, and so are the S I P B O Y S.
i am not a regular energy drink consumer. drank a big green monster can for the first time in my life in summer 2016. didnt think it tasted bad but id lie if i said i would recommend it or buy it again. tasted certainly better than red bull and many cheap energy drinks though. felt one big can is too much for one person.>>4847
i hope you realize that the sign on the can and the name of the drink is a reference to Satan
>>4853>i hope you realize that the sign on the can and the name of the drink is a reference to Satan
Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste.
yes, yes you are. At least as far as energy drinks are concerned.
white is right
the white flavour is the best, regular monster is a satanic snake in the grass.
His n Hers sips
deal, phone-posting is ass
This is better than uncut Cocain!
i am unironically starting to think this is an advertisement thread. is Monster an official sponsor of MLPOL?
Its taste is all the advertisment it needs.
It tastes like gods tears of joy.
Hi friend, I am an ordinary site user just like you, and I would just like to say that there is absolutely no affiliation between MLPOL™ and Monster™ Zero Ultra™. Absolutely nada, Zero™, none.
If this thread feels like an advertisement, it is probably because genuine users like you and me just love the crisp, refreshing taste of Monster™ Zero Ultra™ Energy Drinks. It is a lighter tasting, less sweet, citrusy, sparkling refreshment beverage that is great for any occasion, all with zero sugar and zero calories. Whether you are an athlete, an entertainer, or just a regular working man on the go, you can expect Monster™ Zero Ultra™ to deliver that extra boost you need to make it through your day.
So, in summation, I would like to once again state that MLPOL™ is not in any way shape or form being sponsored by the delicious taste of Monster™ Zero Ultra™, nor is this delicious and refreshing product being professionally endorsed by Atlas™, Lotus™, John Elway™, or any other employees of MLPOL-Monster Beverage Inc.™
Instead of probing into this matter further, why not head out to your local retailer and try a can of Monster™ Zero Ultra™, Monster™ Ultra Black™, Monster™ Ultra Violet™, or any of our other exciting flavors?
Ah, I see you know how to use the ™ as well. This shitposting might actually make me try one for the memes, but I don't usually drink this stuff.
I mixed all the zero ultra flavors together. They created a drink that showed me the future. It was a glorious future. 7 more years. Hilary in prison. Postmodernism crumbled. It was so beautiful that I cried. Or technically will cry at it's impending beauty.