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>>20230
>Dyed haired shitskin
Man, I've been told a thing or two about Donkey bites.

https://youtu.be/TEARObyJJyQ
This is still who we are

Amish barn raised in one day.

>>20251
The Amish are so fucking cool. No drugs. No degeneracy. They don't care that they don't have the latest ipod, iphone, ps4 and nintendo. They're like Mormons but they take it even more seriously. If social sciences were real sciences they would observe these groups, find out what makes them successful, see if it's possible for a society to remain traditional while also improving its technology.

>>20252
B-but, blasting some faggot's brain is illegal.

>>20254
>improving its technology
Technology is the devil's work.

>>20256
Technology is man's work. The perverse application and abuse thereof is the devil's work.

>>20257
>Technology is man's work.
I'm not so sure about that.

>>20258
It's the product of man's labor and ingenuity. The devil uses man's work against him. Evil cannot create; it can only corrupt what is good.

>>20259
>Evil cannot create; it can only corrupt what is good.
And because is corrupted, technology must be destroyed. It is for the greater good.

>>20260
>technology must be destroyed
What does that even mean? Smashing rocks together is technology. Boiling water is technology. Shitposting on this site is technology.

>>20262
You need technology to shitpost, unless you're doing it by writing on walls.

Are you better than Chris Chan: bingo edition
A game to make you feel better about yourself. I'll start.

>>20269
>brain teaser
I'll pass. Also, release Chris-Chan.

>>20269
Numbering the X axis with numbers and the y axis with letters...
1a, 3a is a joke because accepting your bad art is the only way to work on and improve it instead of giving up art altogether, 4a, 5a...
1b, 3b, 4b,
1c, 2c, 3c, 4c is a joke because some forums really are just discord servers but worse and full of denser people like some sonic fan forum I got yelled at decades ago, 5c.
1d, 2d, 3d, 4d (does Chris Chan really have insincere religious beliefs, putting aside the dimensional merge copium delusion?), 5d
1e, 2e, 3e, 4e, 5e fuck every fizzy drink in existence I have a water purifier that takes hours to boil and filter and when it smells like shit you know it's done.

>>20271
This post is prime example of an anon deep inside calculus' matrices.
Damn!

>>20286
Based. Celestia is best pony.

Guess which one I just bought last night......

>Be taxman.
>US is destroyed to hell and back.
>Farms are gone, people all around are coughing up the very fibers of their being, radiation has made life that survived dangerous to even eat, hospitals are now empty the staff having fled or died, now more worried about saving their loved ones from impossible circumstances than the random person, medicine is no longer transported.
>You knock on a door of a home, barely standing.
>A starving looking child answers the door.
"Hello, are your parents home?"
>...
"They owe ten thousand dollars to the IRS, so if you see them let them know we need a payment or we'll have to repossess the home"
>"It's been 31 days since the bombs dropped! How are we supposed to pay taxes, we have nothing!"
"Well we're all in a bit of a pickle, that's why President Biden made the "Save the people" tax, we'll use your taxes to help Jamal get back on his feet. Don't be a bigot and have that money ready by the end of the month."
>You leave and are cannibalized by a few mexicans that were in the cartel.

Canine drama queen.

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