/sp/ - Football

>imagine having Fridays off
>be drunk and trying to catch ducks at the park
>dark duck quacks at me
>"quacker!"
>hit duck with fishing pole
Life is good

>>19696
Poor Duck

>>19738
Imagine that pudgy teacher trying to fit into her old uniform, overwhelmed with old memories of when her future seemed so much brighter.
Imagine consoling her as she weeps over the loss of Big Mac, who just couldn't say no to the Pie family charm
Imagine jogging (trotting?) around Ponyville to help her lose weight
Imagine pouncing on her once she's far away from town, both laughing as you roll down a hill together and collapse in each other's arms
Imagine staring into her eyes and telling her she's beautiful with such certainty, she can believe it, even if only for a second
Imagine kissing her

>>19739
>couldn't say no to the Pie family charm
Nice Mac ended up with Sugar Belle though. Marble got cucked.

>>19740
*Big Mac
Damn autocorrect

>>19740
lmao I forgot about Sugar Belle and thought he was still with Marble. What possessed the writers to do that relationship anyway? Had they even shared an onscreen interaction before it happened?

>pudgy teacher
Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fat
>arms
Not even trying

>>19746
>Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fat
Anons do this shit all the time, if you didn't notice.
AJ has a nice apple-shaped butt.

>>19746
She's middle-aged and a schoolteacher, it's impossible for her to not be overweight or underweight.

>19746
>Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fat
t. literal autist

>>19746
>>19739
She may be pudgy but id still smash.

>>19750
seethe and dilate

>>19748
This.
Cheerlie has the body of a mare dangerously close to middle age, and that makes that cheerleader outfit even hotter.

Cheerilee would be feeling that middle-aged urge to mate while she still has some eggs left

>>19756
Imagine her experiencing an intense heat. Imagine the smell of her snowpities. Imagine her succumbing to an animalistic state of feral lust and fucking the brains out of an anon haha as a joke haha

>>19756
Oh, absolutely. She must be thirsty as fuck and desperate to boot.

>>19748
>impossible
By that logic, I should be unable to find any pics of fit, middle-aged women, yes

Instant roasted chicken.

>>19771
Nice cock bro

>>19780
What the fuck is this?

>>19783
Low IQ untermench with a death wish.

>>19785
Yea, but why are they Skitching the 18 wheeler?

>>19786
Untermench are going to unter.

>>19787
Can't argue with you there.

>>19802
Based. what is this from?

>>19803
From a series from the 80's which aims to teach children about our body. The english title is "Once Upon a Time... Life." This scene is from the (old) german version(new releases have been censored).
We watched the first few episodes in middle school I remember it being pretty entertaining and educative. Pic not related