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>>18645I didn't know they hired trannies for that kind of job.
>>18650He's an ugly little man in a wig and dress
I suddenly want to get like 100 baby chicks, and then let them spread out in a garage, and then chase them around with a shop-vac gobbling them up, and then dump them out and repeat
>>18725Post the video of you doing it.
>>18725Just make sure you don't hurt them.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there
The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap
When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash
After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear
Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name
“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder
Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be
Then it was revealed that the capture was intended
And CIA’s flight plane would need to be amended
But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance
CIA’s dismissal of Bane’s success
because his source of dreaded distress
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored
So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
Generous nigger donates to McDonalds.
Fuck the jew flu and the ZOG government!
https://youtu.be/rlSYabmJuzM>>18938There will come a point that when the Apocalypse DOES arrive, whoever is left will be like "Finally, ffs"
>>19162Is there a higher quality version of this? I love the video but the only versions I've come across have been jpegged to all hell
>>19298Kek id let anon mare sit on my face