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Last thread hit bump limit.

https://youtu.be/WpMRV0r08CI
The money shot is ~2:00

>>20051
Now THATS some next-level beer-battering!

Hmm.
Football music.
https://youtu.be/71l2AGVMcc0

>Like a magic trick. Now you see him and now you don't.

You're a commie and drink Starbucks? You need to watch this - WTF

Came across this image and decided to edit the text from "nazi" to "nigger"

>>20088
Her hair being that long untied in a lab setting is a severe violation of most lab safety protocols.

>>20102
<Tha's fookin righ', never underestimate a cao

The FitnessGlans (InYourMouth) Penis Test is a multistage testicular capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 liter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The thrustimg speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A single lap should be penetrated every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to thrust in a straight line and cum as long as possible. The second time you fail to impregnate a wap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready... Start. ding

Shut the fuck up Tara Strong you voiced Omi from Xiaolin Showdown, a neon yellow asian boy with a silly accent in an asian-inspired world full of mostly-white characters from all over the world. You've violated the left's commandments on playing foreign characters yet the left will only ever bring it up if they decide they hate you now and need to invent excuses for it.

>>20107
Tara Strong is an annoying attention whore and I do not care about her stupid khazar milkers.

>>20107
It's hilarious that she still thinks she has any relevance. I wonder how hard she's going to crash when it finally hits home that being horse famous for ten years meant absolutely nothing, and that she was never a real celebrity and never will be.

>>20109
Not to be catty, but
>It's hilarious that she still thinks she has any relevance
He says on a dying site of a dead fandom

>>20110
Go away, Tara. We already know we're irrelevant and that this site is just an autistic mortal purgatory.

>>20111
Thats why you postured, right? Cuz you 'know' we're irrelevant? Did your perception of inherent relevancy factor into your "you're irrelevant" spiel or was that icing on the cake?
I posit that one who recognizes their irrelevancy would have the presence of mind to remain irrelevant instead of piping off, but it takes all kinds.

>>20112
>seething this hard over literally nothing
lolwut?

>>20113
>effortlessly poking holes in someone's position is 'seething'
FFS, can you go 5 minutes without revisionist history?
Are you THAT fragile?

>>20114
>he's still mad
Look, Anon, I don't understand why you're so upset, but this isn't healthy. You're grasping at straws while trying to argue over an innocuous, playful post and you're using some emotionally loaded language to do it. You seem to be confused and angry.
Is everything okay, poner? I didn't mean to hurt your feelings so badly with my silly comment.

>>20111
Checked.
This, and proud of it.

>>20109
I mean, she had a pretty good voice acting career. She did Raven too.
As much as a cunt she is, she has a sexy voice.

I genuinely hope it's just Tara, what kind of faggot would simp THIS hard for some bitch in a horse-whispering forum.

>>20115
It was a yes or no question, but apparently not only are you incapable, but you're incapable of basic self reflection. Feel free to posture and imply, meanwhile some of us live in reality and can be honest about it.

>>20120
>posturin' 8=D
>imblying' xp
>plz gib me more attention, anon senpai!1!1!!
Again, (You) appear to be confused. Going to sage and not give (You) anymore (You)s after this. The screen cap should illustrate that (You) either don't seem to know which anon (You)'re talking to or that (You) really are just that desperate for (You)s.

>>20118
She's good at what she does, but cartoon voice actors aren't A-list celebrities by any means (other than a couple of odd names like Mark Hamill who are also famous for other things). The thing about Tara though is you can tell she has a huge ego and she's gotten used to having celebrity-level attention lavished on her by bronies and fanboys for a decade. Now she's back to being a normie who happens to have a neat job doing cartoon voiceovers. People like her thrive on attention and hate being reduced to normie status once they've had a taste of what it feels like to be a big star.

>>20121
>tries to pick a fight
>gets laughed at
>cope.jpg
>gets laughed at harder
>concern trolling, definitely not more cope
Amazing levels of cognitive dissonance anon. I guess you couldnt help posturing that you're not gonna posture more, cuz I'm fishing for (you)s? My goodness; gaslighting, revisionist history, blame deflection, all in a few posts. If I wasnt such a meany-head who you're to good to admit deliberately (and on such a weak premise) Id invite you to the Narcissism thread.
Or is it you've already posted there?
Oh, right, sageing and not responding. While you're pretending to not pay attention anymore, pay special attention to how (you) sought relevance by first responding to me, not the other way around.

>>20131
Working on a concrete crew, but I'm white and I'm Jose.

>>20133
Lyra best pone.

Low IQ and a selfie with a train.

Are sigma male affirmation videos healthy or unhealthy?

>>20153
Do sigma males require affirmation?

"Oh my god, girl, you're so alpha today!"
"Oh, I know! Just hope it doesn't clash with someone's gamma energy..."
"Right?! I was feeling so beta earlier because of it! Like eugh!"
Faggots that unironically use [Greek alphabet] as part of their identity are like women with astrology.

>>20155
>like women with astrology.
Checked.
I can't argue with that.

>>20154
Real men don't need the affirmation of others. I'm wondering if it would help one grow into a real man, or hinder him.

>>20157
Then how 'healthy' it is depends on (you)

Not trying to zen koan here, I mean tht are you the aort to get entertained by videos, or are you one who takes from them and applies the philisophy/ideology where applicable?

>>20164
Good god that looks unbelievably painful

>>20186
Who knows. Maybe it feels good.

>>20195
Hell yeah, you could pair up meat from the same cow that way

Imagine, going through the meat department like it's some kind of Monopoly match game
>Anyone got a piece of Chloe? I've got burger from Sally, Nancy, and Paula I'll trade!

>>20196
They're not actual stickers from the manufacturer, it's placed by soy vegans to guilttrip people, they have no idea who the cow was or what it was called

>>20195
What absolute fucking bullshit. FAIRY FAGGOTS and BITCHES are running around, smacking SHIT on STEAKS while I can't even get a goddamned machine that sells MARES because of subhuman, NORMIE SCUM!

>>20195
Chloe has been murdered!!!!

Is this the soyjaking department?

>>20223
Indians never discovered math buddy

>>20224
>Indians
It looks like a kike operating from inside the indian reservation tax heaven.

>abuser gets karma and donkey gets justice

>>20230
>Dyed haired shitskin
Man, I've been told a thing or two about Donkey bites.

https://youtu.be/TEARObyJJyQ
This is still who we are

Amish barn raised in one day.

>>20251
The Amish are so fucking cool. No drugs. No degeneracy. They don't care that they don't have the latest ipod, iphone, ps4 and nintendo. They're like Mormons but they take it even more seriously. If social sciences were real sciences they would observe these groups, find out what makes them successful, see if it's possible for a society to remain traditional while also improving its technology.

>>20252
B-but, blasting some faggot's brain is illegal.

>>20254
>improving its technology
Technology is the devil's work.

>>20256
Technology is man's work. The perverse application and abuse thereof is the devil's work.

>>20257
>Technology is man's work.
I'm not so sure about that.

>>20258
It's the product of man's labor and ingenuity. The devil uses man's work against him. Evil cannot create; it can only corrupt what is good.

>>20259
>Evil cannot create; it can only corrupt what is good.
And because is corrupted, technology must be destroyed. It is for the greater good.

>>20260
>technology must be destroyed
What does that even mean? Smashing rocks together is technology. Boiling water is technology. Shitposting on this site is technology.

>>20261
>What does that even mean?

>>20262
You need technology to shitpost, unless you're doing it by writing on walls.

Are you better than Chris Chan: bingo edition
A game to make you feel better about yourself. I'll start.

>>20269
>brain teaser
I'll pass. Also, release Chris-Chan.

>>20269
Numbering the X axis with numbers and the y axis with letters...
1a, 3a is a joke because accepting your bad art is the only way to work on and improve it instead of giving up art altogether, 4a, 5a...
1b, 3b, 4b,
1c, 2c, 3c, 4c is a joke because some forums really are just discord servers but worse and full of denser people like some sonic fan forum I got yelled at decades ago, 5c.
1d, 2d, 3d, 4d (does Chris Chan really have insincere religious beliefs, putting aside the dimensional merge copium delusion?), 5d
1e, 2e, 3e, 4e, 5e fuck every fizzy drink in existence I have a water purifier that takes hours to boil and filter and when it smells like shit you know it's done.

>>20271
This post is prime example of an anon deep inside calculus' matrices.
Damn!

>>20286
Based. Celestia is best pony.

Guess which one I just bought last night......

>Be taxman.
>US is destroyed to hell and back.
>Farms are gone, people all around are coughing up the very fibers of their being, radiation has made life that survived dangerous to even eat, hospitals are now empty the staff having fled or died, now more worried about saving their loved ones from impossible circumstances than the random person, medicine is no longer transported.
>You knock on a door of a home, barely standing.
>A starving looking child answers the door.
"Hello, are your parents home?"
>...
"They owe ten thousand dollars to the IRS, so if you see them let them know we need a payment or we'll have to repossess the home"
>"It's been 31 days since the bombs dropped! How are we supposed to pay taxes, we have nothing!"
"Well we're all in a bit of a pickle, that's why President Biden made the "Save the people" tax, we'll use your taxes to help Jamal get back on his feet. Don't be a bigot and have that money ready by the end of the month."
>You leave and are cannibalized by a few mexicans that were in the cartel.

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>>20407
I would literally rather spank it to cartoon ponies than fuck that thing, let alone pretend that it's a creature deserving of dignity.

Humanity will not survive.

>>20410
4/5 people weren't retards. On one hand at least the retarded girl didn't hit anyone or anything which is good. She didn't pull the pump out (perhaps due to lack of effort) and even put away the pump which is good, but troubling questions arise from that.
A. She can't judge distance. A road hazard to everyone and should not be driving.
B. She can judge distance. But object permanence is an issue. (Failing to realize which side of the car has the gas tank)
C. Is ignorant lacking three dimensional navigation and problem solving.
D. Something else is going on, maybe drugs, maybe a being from a two point five dimensional plane, maybe inability who knows.
E. Attention whoring. Or political/comedic commentary about womwn driving. Or a dare to act a fool. Or an actor.

>>20411
>On one hand at least the retarded girl didn't hit anyone or anything which is good.
Not yet.

>>20412
Yeah.
>>20410
>>20411
Looking back on it I'm really tempted to say it's actually E. Where she's looking bugs me. But the license plate is itching somethin' in my brain fierce.

>>20410
She looks vaccinated.

>>20422
Soyjak posting is the ultimate end goal of all political discussion. Get into an argument with another anon over Nicaraguan packing peanuts? Soyjak that faggot and he'll be absolutely pwned. How will he ever recover?

>>20428
This is how Conservatism has always been, since the beginning. Conservatism is actually a form of liberalism, only slower. Conservation doesn't mean stopping liberalist change, only slowing it down.

Mechanic Discovers Source of Car's Clunks.

>>20433
Kind of shitty to cut down such an ancient and monumental tree, tbh.
I'm not treehugger, but when a tree gets that big and old it has some sentimental value.

>>20434
More like sedimental value. If a tree is in the way of something the white man wants or needs it's just a prettier stalagtite.

>>20435
I disagree. That three looks like it's more than a millennia old. What could it possibly be in the way of to be worth cutting down?
>in the way of something the white man wants
By "the white man" do you mean the uber-rich Jew who bought up the land it was on after pulling strings in the government to get priority land grabs?

>>20435
>More like sedimental value.
Looking at the majestic of that tree, if feels like a crime.

>>20434
>>20436
>>20437
Thank you for being sane.
>>20435
There are plenty of other trees that can be cut down for wood that aren't monuments to centuries of history. Go find some of those. Our skin color doesn't give us the right to do whatever we want to for 0.0005% increased profits, if it did we'd be jews, not aryans.