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>>18525Alright bro, how to grow potatoes and tomatoes and chickens?
Btw what do you know about "Space Buckets"? I hear weedfags use them to make weed but they work great on farming anything indoors.
>>18526No idea, but it is a good time to learn moar.
>>18526how you do it depends on how much land you have, also climate.
if you let chickens and ducks be around the house, you wont ever have bug problems.
>>18528>>18527How hardcore a farmer can a man become before the government wants to fuck with him?
>>18532Not much. As soon as the bureaucrats notice him, men with legal papers and weapons will you up demanding a cut.
Eeyore the donkey is shown a video of himself reaching 50K followers on TikTok and honked repeatedly to show his sincere thanks.
I like sugar and I like tea, but I don't like niggers no siree.
>>18566There are two known things that will make me Puke,Thats a Hog Eating Slop and a Big Black Spook
>>18568The Mouse Utopia Experiment was actually Really Fucked up. But the Findings from that Experiment was Worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgGLFozNM2o >>18569What does thus truly prove about human behaviour?
That animals were not meant to be pampered pets, and neither were people?
That a society where everyone is rewarded equally encourages mediocrity and laziness and sin while discouraging excellence?
That the hedonic treadmill makes attempts to force a utopia doomed to fail by design, and the best society man can ask for is one where he can fairly earn his prosperity according to his ability and value?
>>18570People Being Packed into Cities like Sardines Breeds Degeneracy.
But also the points you made.
I bet Hasbro would make [MAD STACKS] if they just released a Nintendogs knockoff for the Nintendo Switch and Mobile Phone where you get a pony
walk your pony
pet your pony
Sometimes encounter other pony owners
feed, bathe, clothe your pony
give your pony a cute collar and nice leash for walking
teach your pony new tricks like backflipping for earth ponies and barrel rolls for pegasi and teleporting for unicorns
>>18572Yeah, but ponies are people in FiM, so keeping them as pets is kind of weird.
Unless you want it to also be like Teaching Feeling.
Scammer's card reader at the gas pump.
>>18591I was going to call this shit then I noticed the SS marks and how the summoning seals were changed
10/10 would Kuchiyose No GastheJews-tsu again
>>18573Countless mobile gacha games are built around rolling for and owning ightly-moving jpegs. Anime girls, ships, all sorts of people more human-looking than Pokemon. Besides Hasbro's toyline is practically built on owning ponies with names and playsets and little hairbrushes. Owning your own Twilight Sparkle in a game wouldnt be that weird. It'd be weird if it played like nintendogs instead of a mobile scam game.
>>18540This is a Nigel ass meme.
>>18511 →Speaking, sorry. I should've but I haven't watched the thread consistently for a few months, I keep everything open in a private window and sometimes when my computer restarts I'll forget to re-open certain threads. OP did good though.
>>18606WTF is a "Nigel ass meme"?
Looks like its gonna be venison tonight ^_^
Even the animals of this realm sense that McDonalds 'food' isn't real food.
>>18618Hey, ugly people can have sex too.
Pic unrelated.
>>18608A reddit meme. Nigel is a fucking redditor, and I have suspicions that you are Nigel.
>>18620>everything I don't like is NigelOh fuck off cunt. I posted the meme. I have browsed this board for four years and have never used reddit even once in my life. I am not the poster you like to call "Nigel". I will post whatever I want wherever I want to, and if you don't like you can kiss my ass.
>>18621>I posted the meme>a lieYou didn't nigger. I posted that dog.
>>18621>I have browsed this board for four years>Trust me, I'm an oldfagI guess this is another lie. Why that would be?
>>18626....
Well, now I sound like an idiot. I guess I got confused because I posted the same dog on discord earlier and thought it was me.
>>18627Nah, that part was accurate, and you can still kiss my ass.
>>18645I didn't know they hired trannies for that kind of job.
>>18650He's an ugly little man in a wig and dress
I suddenly want to get like 100 baby chicks, and then let them spread out in a garage, and then chase them around with a shop-vac gobbling them up, and then dump them out and repeat
>>18725Post the video of you doing it.
>>18725Just make sure you don't hurt them.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane
Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane
The flight plan was filed with the agency with care
CIA knowing the hostages wouldn’t all reach there
The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads
With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds
And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap
When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter.
Away to the aisle I flew like a flash,
Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash
After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane
One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain
When, what, from under a hood should appear,
But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear
Bigger than average, but still under detain,
I knew in a moment it must have been Bane
More rapid than eagles CIA’s surprise came,
And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name
“Bane?” he gasped, with shock and surprise
As he realised his flightplan hadn’t included this guise
How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder
When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder
Pain would occur, although the target unclear
Until Bane interjected with CIA’s biggest fear
For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee
That CIA feeling glum is how it would be
Then it was revealed that the capture was intended
And CIA’s flight plane would need to be amended
But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance
with Bane adding that he needed Pavel’s assistance
CIA’s dismissal of Bane’s success
because his source of dreaded distress
The plan was to crash, with all on board
Presents and all, with Bane’s freedom restored
So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout,
And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he rose out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
Generous nigger donates to McDonalds.
Fuck the jew flu and the ZOG government!
https://youtu.be/rlSYabmJuzM>>18938There will come a point that when the Apocalypse DOES arrive, whoever is left will be like "Finally, ffs"
>>19162Is there a higher quality version of this? I love the video but the only versions I've come across have been jpegged to all hell
>>19298Kek id let anon mare sit on my face
>>19302What the actual fuck is the weeb garbage, both are shit.
>>19311Kek
ive never watched smiling friends. is it any good?
>>19310Why would I be attracted to human w*men?
>>19354i think you replied to the wrong post
>>19355No, I don't think I did. I think you posted >nohooves
>>19357Thank you, that is a good mare.
>>19359Women are cucked, will leave you, will cheat on you, smell bad, and will act like assholes to your face and behind your back. Mares are far too pure for such things.
>>19360>Women are cucked, will leave you, will cheat on you, smell bad, and will act like assholes to your face and behind your back. As so the decline of decency has brought the western women to this lowly lifestyle. That is far from the picturesque beauty of what once was the esteemed European womanly wife.
>Mares are far too pure for such things.They retain the fundamental values of instinctual femininity,
Would you be cool with betatesting Ponymon?
>>19621Yea you should bump the thread you made for it.
>imagine having Fridays off
>be drunk and trying to catch ducks at the park
>dark duck quacks at me
>"quacker!"
>hit duck with fishing pole
Life is good
>>19738Imagine that pudgy teacher trying to fit into her old uniform, overwhelmed with old memories of when her future seemed so much brighter.
Imagine consoling her as she weeps over the loss of Big Mac, who just couldn't say no to the Pie family charm
Imagine jogging (trotting?) around Ponyville to help her lose weight
Imagine pouncing on her once she's far away from town, both laughing as you roll down a hill together and collapse in each other's arms
Imagine staring into her eyes and telling her she's beautiful with such certainty, she can believe it, even if only for a second
Imagine kissing her
>>19739>couldn't say no to the Pie family charmNice Mac ended up with Sugar Belle though. Marble got cucked.
>>19740lmao I forgot about Sugar Belle and thought he was still with Marble. What possessed the writers to do that relationship anyway? Had they even shared an onscreen interaction before it happened?
>pudgy teacher
Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fat
>arms
Not even trying
>>19746>Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fatAnons do this shit all the time, if you didn't notice.
AJ has a nice apple-shaped butt.
>>19746She's middle-aged and a schoolteacher, it's impossible for her to not be overweight or underweight.
>19746
>Imagine thinking that of a bunch of uniform-bodied animations with the same dimensions, 'that' one is fat
t. literal autist
>>19746>>19739She may be pudgy but id still smash.
>>19748This.
Cheerlie has the body of a mare dangerously close to middle age, and that makes that cheerleader outfit even hotter.
Cheerilee would be feeling that middle-aged urge to mate while she still has some eggs left
>>19756Imagine her experiencing an intense heat. Imagine the smell of her snowpities. Imagine her succumbing to an animalistic state of feral lust and fucking the brains out of an anon haha as a joke haha
>>19756Oh, absolutely. She must be thirsty as fuck and desperate to boot.
>>19748>impossibleBy that logic, I should be unable to find any pics of fit, middle-aged women, yes
>>19783Low IQ untermench with a death wish.
>>19785Yea, but why are they Skitching the 18 wheeler?
>>19786Untermench are going to unter.
>>19787Can't argue with you there.
>>19802Based. what is this from?
>>19803From a series from the 80's which aims to teach children about our body. The english title is "Once Upon a Time... Life." This scene is from the (old) german version(new releases have been censored).
We watched the first few episodes in middle school I remember it being pretty entertaining and educative. Pic not related