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The king’s holy knights stand in your path.
My dad used to do that shit to me all the time while I was getting in my hours. Annoyed the fuck out of me.
If y'all don't want your brains exploded, then don't read my spoiler texts.
Nightmare Moon might not be the name Luna chose for herself upon transforming, as it could easily be a bastardization of a title she was given due to past superstitions. The Mare of the Night in the Moon could become the Night Mare in the Moon, and then in turn become simply Nightmare Moon.
"Well well, look at the outlader pullin' up in his fancy imperial sailboat."
>I came here as a prisoner!
"Well pardon us, Mr. Colovian fur helm."
>I looted this helm from a dead bandit.
"Well la de lah Mr. House Telvanni slaver.
>Sorry but I believe in good mercantile skills."
"Teh! You're not gonna grow nothing at Hlaalo Manor, that's why Uryne Nirith abandoned it!"
>Oh what do you know?!
"I know your alchemy skill is up near 5.6 and you need 7-8 max to craft fortify intelligence potions"
>Oh that's just a superstition. You just watch me, I'll grow saltrice out there!
"Not if you're planting kwama eggs."
My name is Nate Higgers and I still hate niggers.