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Picture this. Starlight is threatening to murder Aryanne with her own luger, and Aryanne says "No, no, you misheard me, I didn't say I hate Kites"
Bubblegum makes my dick hard
Aryanne is not impressed.>>15809
Have a bubblegum.
>>15808>Starlight hesitates hearing this, so Aryanne takes the opportunity to explain further
"I said that I hate KIKES, vhat you heard vas but a simple misunderstanding, nozhing to shoot a mare over. Please, give me back ze gun, I'd razher neizher of us gets hurt.">Starlight looks down in shame, levitating the luger back into Aryanne's hoof>With the weapon now safely back in Aryanne's grasp, she swiftly raises it and uses it to splatter Starlight's head across the surrounding scenery
"I guess I should've mentioned, I hate communists too."
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Couldn't ask for a better orbital bombardment.
Jontron will always remain relevant.
>"A customer at a local shop came in to repair her turn signal. Diagnostics confirmed in the video."
I hope the mechanic gets every penny for this kind of dumb assery. I can feel the jimmies in my soul being rustled.
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Hello there. It's good to see a friendly face. Almost took you for a raider, I did. Name's Malcolm. Malcolm Holmes.
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