/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>132101
I want to hold hooves with the filly.

first

>>132105
fuck

>OP pic is blossom/filly cuddles
Awwwww yiss.

How hard does Filly Filly?

>>132101
>>132114
>blossom x filly
Rolling for >rape
[ 1d100 = 1 ]

>>132117
>1
MUH SIDES

>>132117
>1
It appears that filly is not for lewd, and even the meme gods have frowned on me today.

>>132117
If she's not for >rape, then she must be for loving sexual. [ 1d100 = 93 ]

>>132117
>>132121

Fuck's sake, she's not even in the house, guys. And I need to deal with my update anyways.

>>132126
Filly is ready for (You).

Time for a recap? I think it's time for a recap!

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G

(A note: I am half tempted to move this shit over to Github once I start to approach Pastebin's filesize limit).

>You are Anon, a cute green autistic filly who used to be human.
>One day, you woke up in Canterlot Castle, a decade prior to the events of the show.
>For the past two weeks or so, you've been living with Twilight's family, plus Princess Cadance.
>Most of this time has been spent in Ponyville, however, after a run-in with a changeling infiltrator has had the family relocated for their protection.
>Through a combination of psychic visions, and conversations with Twilight and her friends, you've learned that there are at least 6 fillies in Equestria who used to be human.
>These fillies are Twilight herself, Fizzlepop Berrytwist (evil commie scum), Lyra Heartstrings, Blossomforth, Coco Pommel, and of course yourself.
>You have just finished reading a letter in an empty bathtub confirming that Coco is in fact, a human.

Some shadows

Is Twilight going to make Filly attend her new School of Friendship and Diversity?

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>132137
It's about damn time.

>>132137

Fuck yeah, Pee Anon's here. Now I can officially get started on my update. All is right in the world. Are you in the Discord at all?

>>132126
christ there needs to me more like that, wew

>>132135
fucking rigged
though that may explain the lack of writing

You place your relentlessly cleaned toys back in the box, away from the chocolates. Even though they're wrapped, and the toys are clean, you can never be too cautious with anything you've shoved up your ponut. With everything but the letter put away, you head back into the living room to speak with Twilight.

>"Having fun in there?"

"How would you know?"

>"There's only one filly in Equestria who sends you packages, and she promised you a dildo. Also, you were in there for like half an hour. Not capable of waiting for Cadance and Shiny to get done?"

"Absolutely not. Speaking of, are they out yet?"

>"Have been for the past ten minutes, now they've just gone out for a walk. Are you still not satisfied?"

"Bathrooms are horrible for the mood, and I might want to get back to playing around in a bit, unless you need something out of there."

>"Oh I don't. I might like to see what Lyra had to say though. I'm sure she didn't just send you a dildo."

You pass her the letter and photograph.

"See for yourself. She seems to be doing pretty alright for herself. Even managed to find yet another filly."

Twilight speed reads through the letter, pausing for a second to raise an eyebrow at one section before giving it back to you.

>"Four months, huh? Funny. Fizzlepop came to Equestria four months after me. Four months later, my classmate Lyra started acting strangely and revealed she was a human. Four months after that, Blossom shows up in Canterlot to pester me with a billion different questions, and then flies off to Ponyville. I thought that was the end of humans showing up in Equestria when I didn't see another pony four months later, but instead, twelve months after Blossom shows up, Celestia finds you in the castle. If Coco came to Equestria four months before you, then that means we're missing someone, yes?"

You spend a minute trying to wrap your head around everything Twilight just said. Eventually, you come to the same conclusion:

Month 0: Twilight
Month 4: Fizzlepop
Month 8: Lyra
Month 12: Blossom
Month 16: ????
Month 20: Coco
Month 24: You

"So who's the missing pony?"

>"Who indeed. Think you can make any guesses?"

>want to draw filly but making a decent one takes forever
kill me

>>132157
That, and a friend asked me to play vidya.
I have a short update today, but don't worry! I should get back to regular size tomorrow and be able to go into this climax with the maximum amount of build possible! Where we left off, everybody was waiting. Anon and Chrysalis were waiting for Twilight, Twilight was waiting for the train, and you all were waiting for me. After this though, it's only going to be you all who are waiting.

>be Anon
>you're running through everything in your mind
>when Twilight gets here, you start talking to her
>if she tries to make you leave, Chrysalis is definitely going to stop her
>if you can convince her, then you're done
>all that's left is to get Luna and bring this up with Celestia
>if not, then there's going to be a fight
>if the fight goes bad, then you're going to signal for Chrysalis to use the spell on you
>after that, then it's a dice roll if you can do what you need to
>it'll probably turn out fine, but if it doesn't, you're going to feel horrible
>let's just hope it doesn't get this far

>be Chrysalis
>you have no idea what Anonymous's plan is, but he looks nervous
"Don't worry, I'll be fine. From what I know about Twilight, we should be able to convince her. If not, I'm sure I can hold my own against her."
>he looks over at you and nods, a look of concentration embedded on his small, green face
>you don't know what creature lies underneath that facade, but it certainly cares more about you than any non-changeling you've met
>it's also putting a lot of thought into this situation
>while Anonymous is thinking, you decide to try to sense if Twilight's nearby yet
>nope, not yet
>it's getting pretty tense here all the same
>eventually Anonymous speaks up again
>"I've got a few things I want to run past Luna, you mind if I take a quick nap?"
>it doesn't seem like Twilight's taking a route other than the train, so you two probably have a couple of hours before she gets here
"I think you have the time to do that; I'll wake you up if anything new happens."
>"Thanks. I'll see you in about 2 hours."
>after he says this, Anonymous lays down on the floor and closes his eyes

>be Luna
>Anonymous requested your company just a few seconds ago
>of course you're going to give him an audience, you'd be a bad friend if you didn't
>when you get into his dream, you find him inside a large gothic-styled room
>not wasting any time, you trot over to him
"Hello Anonymous, what do you need?"
>"Well, I just wanted to say that you've helped me out a lot with this, and I wanted to thank you for it. Also, can you make sure Celestia's ready for an appointment if everything goes alright?"
"Sure, I can do that easily. You're welcome, it's what friends do!"
>"Alright, I'm going to wake myself up now. I'm not sure how much time has passed, and I don't want to leave Chrysalis alone in case Twilight gets here."
"Good luck!"
>"Thanks, and if all goes well, I'll see you soon!"
>you wave goodbye to Anonymous and exit the dream as you feel it fall apart around you both

>be Anonymous
>everything's in order
>you have your arguments, you have Chrysalis to back you up, and Luna's making sure everything else is ready too
>all you have to do is just not mess up on your part
>you wake up from your dream to see Chrysalis staring upward with a stoic expression
"Alright, I'm back and Luna was cooperative. Anything new?"
>she looks towards you and answers with two short words
>"She's here."

>>132158
channel our psychic powers and guess sweetie belle.
[ 1d100 = 63 ]

>>132158
well, you got a cutie mark for it, tap into that talent!
or, you know, just wait for the dream or something
[ 1d100 = 24 ]

>>132160
OH SHIT

>it's only going to be you all who are waiting
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>132148
No, I suppose that peeanon is not.

>>132161
Anon… Sweetie Belle hasn't even been born yet.

>>132174
Anon, no.

>>132158
Let's get autistic with this and see how many patterns we can recognize between the chosen ponies/humans. [ 1d100 = 66 ]

fug, well guess i ended up taking inspiration when i saw >>132155, realized it way too late
anyways quick shit, mostly to test my totally legal and definitely not borrowed forever program to replace sai

>>132158

"Ooh, ooh, it's gotta be Sweetie Belle, right?"

>"No, Anon. We're talking about a pony that came into this world eight months ago, not eight months into the future. Although good job guessing that Cookie Crumbles is three months pregnant."

"Wait, her name's Cookie Crumbles?"

>"Rarity is more your friend than mine, and you didn't even know her mother's name?"

"I spend no more than ten minutes in her house at a time before dragging that filly outside. I'm not going to let her grow up to be as scared of the dirt as she was in the snow, dammit."

>"Whatever. Try and use some reasoning though."

You head down to your room to grab a piece of scratch paper and return to the living room to channel your inner autist. Writing down each of the fillies in question, you try to consider every bit of information you can. You, Twilight, and Lyra were all Americans, and to a certain extent, Blossom too (she was at least born in America). You aren't sure about Coco, but given that she was a fan of Frank Sinatra, you'd be willing to put her in the American camp too. Fizzlepop though, wouldn't be. After original nationality, you consider everyone's birth sex. In retrospect, you also weren't sure whether Fizzlepop was a man or a woman before, but you want to say man. Finally, you consider the races of each pony. The first three were unicorns, Blossom is a pegasus, and the last two are Earth ponies. So putting everything into a table, you get something looking like this:

Twilight - Unicorn - Female - American
Fizzlepop - Unicorn - Male? - Russian?
Lyra - Unicorn - Male - American
Blossom - Pegasus - Female - American/Canadian
???? - ???? - ???? - ????
Coco - Earth Pony - Female - American?
You - Earth Pony - Male - American

Really, this seems to get you almost nowhere except to find that Fizzlepop just stands out like a sore thumb. She just doesn't belong. In fact, she's kind of supposed to be your enemy if your vision about her is right. If you were to completely ignore her though, you find a pattern emerging:

Unicorn/Female
Unicorn/Male
Pegasus/Female
????/????
Earth Pony/Female
Earth Pony/Male

Logic would dictate that the missing pony is a pegasus who used to be a man. Assuming of course, you can throw Fizzlepop out of the equation for now.

"I'd want to say she's a pegasus, and possibly used to be a he. And hold on, I'm getting a vision. This filly, she's… Australian?"

>>132233
>australian
Oh shit nigger, what are you doing?

>>132233
>This filly, she's… Australian?
OI CUNT, this'll be fun

>>132233
DIDGERIDOO STARTS PLAYING

>>132233
Australian, huh? Shouldn't be too hard to find then. Lets just look for the pegasus filly calling everybody a cunt. [ 1d100 = 20 ]

I love filly. I hope, one day, perhaps filly could love me too.

>>132233
OOOH DIBS CUNT [ 1d100 = 88 ]

>>132287
YES
YEEESSS

>>132287
Unf

>>132287

wat the fug

>>132287
>SFM
>Voiceacting
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>132287
Its so beautiful

>>132287
Amzingly beautiful! :D

>>132287
Wew…..

>>132233
Try to find a filly talking with an Australian accent, or something else relating to Australians. [ 1d100 = 93 ]

>>132233
Go outside and yell "G'DAY CUNT! EMUS DID NOTHING WRONG!" at the clouds. [ 1d100 = 27 ]

>>132101
stop it

>>132351
>>132353
Can we combine the two?

>>132357
Yes. [ 1d100 = 84 ]

>>132351
>>132353
>>132358
Do these, and wait for the first filly to yell back at you "BE CAREFUL, BURGER, OR I'LL SEND NOTHING AFTER YOU!". [ 1d100 = 46 ]

>>132370
That…makes almost too much sense…fuck.

>>132370
But how would Reuben explain his disappearance on earth?

>>132370
If this is not included in the CYOA I will be extremely disappointed.
>>132372
We're all dead or Steve somehow survived. I can suspend my disbelief to see this happen.

Is it okay to post EqG Anonfilly sometimes? Or will everyone here react in the same way those on 4chan who hates ponies reacts like when someone posts ponies outside of /mlp/?

>>132377
Everything in moderation anon.

>>132377
rrrrrrRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>132377
Bost more. I want to cuddle human filly.

>>132377
Disgusting.

>>132377
What >>132380 said

>>132287
Perfect

>>132377
Hang on, i thaught EqG anonfilly was canon?

>>132287
I knew this would be the first filly SFM video. And it is glorious.

>>132377
It's okay if there's absolutely no lewdness involved

>>132396
what was that?
^:)

>>132233

>"She's… Aussie? How in the world do you know that?"

"I just do. It's like the voice of God just sort of beamed it into my brain. I couldn't see what our filly looks like, but I have a good idea of what she sounds like if we ever bump into her."

>"Well that still puts us into a bit of a bind. I don't think anyone in Ponyville has an Australian accent. Any more clues?"

"Not that I can tell. Although I get the sense that we should try to find our friend sooner, rather than later. We may have more enemies to face than just Fizzlepop if we're too slow. The next human to come to Equestria is going to be… a school shooter."

>"That doesn't sound good. Keep that psychic vision coming though, see if it spews any other useful tidbits of knowledge our way."

You close your eyes and try to focus, but no more information comes. It seems your powers of divination are exhausted for the day.

"I've got nothing. "

>"Well, I suppose we're going to have to go on an Equestria-wide pony hunt after your party tomorrow. Any ideas on where best to start?"

>>132402
This is literally just generic 2d grill shit.

>>132404
yeah, but its filly
kind of
this ones more filly if anything

>>132407

Reminds me of Buttercup from the Anime remake of the Powerpuff Girls.

>>132407
I guess I should be outraged at your nohooves and weebshit. But I don't care so much anymore. Just let it die already. RiP.

>>132410
>nohooves and weebshit
mate i hate nohooves and i dont watch weebshit, but i love filly so i save filly things
just, in a different folder.
nobody would be able to spampost anyways with how little there is.

How many fillies are there in this thread?

>>132414
everybody's a filly but you

I'm gonna take a nap. I want to take all the sad fillies, and just hold them close while I doze off. When I wake up, I want to be surrounded by cozy, comfy, happy little sleeping fillies. Little fillies who know that they are beautiful and that they are loved. Happy, sweet little fillies.

>>132416
I think he means the numerical value of fillies in this thread

>>132403
So is the school shooter the Aussie? or is there a new filly that is a school shooter. "best to start here and work our way out." [ 1d100 = 56 ]

>>132414
Difficult to say. Here are the facts as I understand them:
Completing a green guarantees you a happy life as the filly.
An ongoing green which you intend to finish or continue until you are unable to do so is also a segway into the former.
Not completing a green means you get a 50% chance of Twicunt, and a 50% chance of being a happy filly.
Same rules apply to the top for other contentfags.

I have a request for any enterprising drawfags here. Because I honestly can't into art.

These images are perfect for fillyfication.

>>132403
>puts on pith helmet
"We're goin' ina woods mate. It's safari time."

Rolled 89
>>132444
Fuck, forgot roll.

>>132444
Checked.

>>132403
Where else but the Everfree Forest? It might not be the Great Sandy Desert, but it's the most dangerous place in Equestria, and almost matches Australia in the amount of deadly flora and fauna it has. [ 1d100 = 72 ]

I am about to have a fucking aneurysm and put a brick through my computer because of windows 10. I was only a few lines off of finishing today's update when a random unscheduled restart wiped out every ounce of progress I made FOR THE SECOND TIME TODAY. Just so you can understand how mad I actually am, I yelled so loud that the other people living in this house asked me what was wrong. I am that fucking mad. One of you please kill me so I can know peace from this unyielding anger of having about 7 hours out of my life made completely meaningless by this malfunctioning shitstained virus of an operating system which was forced upon me. Either that, or get me all of the dragonballs so that I can wish for my computer to not have code diarrhea for an OS.

>>132449
Windows 10 is unironically worse than 98.

>>132439
The Aussie is the human/filly that is already in Equestria, who you haven't met yet.
The school shooter is the next human/filly to come to Equestria.

>>132449
Sorry for your loss, how long do you think it will take to recover? Both mentally for you and physically for your green.

>>132449

Save often, edit in a text editor that can restore crashed sessions. I recommend a pirated Sublime Text.

>>132449
Holy shit, this is why I use 8.1. In the future, use docs and copypasta over to pastebin, just be sure to get a burner account. Having pone on my main account just never sat right….

>>132452
So why is Anon the only one without a past? I say this because Coco, Twi, Blossom, and Lyra's new bodies have had a past behind them and they were suddenly thrust into the new bodies, but why not Anon?

>>132456
INB4: Filly is actually a changeling.

>>132456
He's the obligatory chosen one.
Also, Reuben knows we won't read the story if it isn't the filly as the MC :^)

>>132449
>>132455
>Using anything past Win7
Fags.

>>132403
Quick question, will you be using mostly/only canon characters/character designs? Because if you are, it will make guessing who the humans turned filly are.

>>132462
Anyone wondered where Derpy is?

>>132449
What >>132454 and >>132455 said.
Backup everything, and upgrade to Windows 95.

>>132463
Cloudsdale, probably.

>>132403
Ask around if anypony they knew either has or has suddenly obtained a strange accent and have run away / into the Everfree forest. [ 1d100 = 29 ]

>>132403
>>132370
>>132463

I'm honestly surprised no one has guessed Rainbow Dash, yet.

>>132403
>School shooter
wow, and Fizzle is already taken.

>>132467
Twilight has already been taken so i don't think it would be another one of the mane six.

>>132468
It's going to end up being Pinkie.

>>132467
She's still up in the clouds. Fluttershy is far more likely because she is on the ground by now.

>>132403
Wait, why after the party? The school shooter supposedly wouldn't come for and bit because human to filly events only happen every 4 months apart. the only reason to search is for the Aussie unless almost 4 months have passed via timeskip and normal time. [ 1d100 = 44 ]

>>132471
>>132470
>>132467
I think it would be more likely to be a secondary character or an obscure background character.

>>132456

Anon's past:

27 year old autistic virgin
College dropout
Stockboy at Value Village
Never knew his mother (she died in childbirth)

I mean it's not complex by any means, but arguably his life has dramatically improved since coming to Equestria. Ultimately it is Anon's choice whether or not to perceive this as a benefit, but from the point of view of an objective neutral third party, this change is probably better than suck starting a shotgun at 35 when he realizes his life is going nowhere. If I do let him return to Earth someday, perhaps he will have a new outlook on life.

>>132459

>Chosen one
Kinda, but not quite. You're the main character in the sense that Twilight was the main character in seasons 1 and 2 (you're not going to ascend to alicornhood though). The whole story is told through your eyes, but I still want to focus on friendship here. There's a reason I had you get a vision telling you to find the rest of the humans who had come to Equestria.

>>132462

Nearly every character I will be using is canon to either the show or the comics, or both. There are very few OCs being introduced here, with the exception of a couple of unicorns I made as Anon's friends for a day when he went to the school in Canterlot. It's rather hard to find unicorns who DIDN'T go to Celestia's school for gifted unicorns, and who weren't supposed to be outside of Canterlot at this time.

That said, Twilight is the only one of the original mane six who used to be a human.

>>132463

Either Canterlot, Ponyville, or Cloudsdale.

>>132472

The party is tomorrow, and if you're going to be heading out of town, you should probably make some preparations. Going before the party would be foalish. It doesn't have to be immediately after the party, however.

>>132473

This right here. I love me some background pones.

>>132403
>It's like the voice of God just sort of beamed it into my brain.
Reuben confirmed voice of God.

>>132476
I thought it was established fanon that CYOAfags were demigods with reality-bending powers only over their universes of creation.

>>132477
That sounds about right.

>>132474
I meant it like how Twi was thrusted into this life and body, but her body had a past of its own, same with Blossom, Lyra, and Coco, where they were thrust into someone else's life that was already ongoing, but with Anon, the life he was thrust into had no background and no prior existence before Anon was put into the filly's body. that Anon's filly body had no past of its own but other's did.

>>132473
This, my money's on Derpy, a background character or Spitfire, a secondary. God forbid it's Lightning Dust.

>>132479

Ah. Well I never necessarily said she had no past. It's just her past never ran into her. Of course this begs the question about what kind of pony would randomly decide to sneak into Celestia's castle and fall asleep in one of her guest bedrooms.

>>132480

Interesting choices.

>>132477

Recall also that Anon Filly hears voices in her head.

>>132454
This.

Do it in Word or something similar.
I do in either Grammarly or Pastebin, as both autosave

>>132482
I'm guessing that before Anon inhabited his new filly body, the filly's name was Mysterious Stranger.

>>132474
But unless somehow 4 months have already passed, shooter filly isn't coming yet, especially not after the party, unless your breaking the pattern you set up.

>>132403

"Honestly, the best place to start would probably be nearby. We don't know where our next friend could be, but it would really suck to go all the way to Cloudsdale or Los Pegasus, or even back to Canterlot, only to find out she lives in our backyard. Maybe we could try the Everfree Forest? If anypony could live there, it would be an Australian."

Twilight nods, trying to think of something better to suggest.

>"It probably couldn't hurt. I mean, aside from the fact that the Everfree is supposed to be full of monsters. We'd need some muscle to help us, but at the same time, we'd need an excuse for that muscle as to why we're going into the Everfree."

"Didn't your brother drag you into the caves underneath Canterlot just because he was looking for treasure?"

>"Well, yeah. Not sure if he'd go along with a random trip into the Everfree though. It's a little bit more dangerous, plus we can't go off telling him what we're actually looking for in there."

"Great. Well at least we can probably rope Blossom into it."

>"Three weak fillies is not much of an improvement over two. Got any more bright ideas on how to keep safe while going there? I'm all for it, just as long as we can get some sort of insurance."

>>130509 →
>Yeah, no thanks on the latter.
>Trotting over to League, the two of you begin at a leisurely pace which you passively increase.
>Before long, the silent declaration of a race has been set in stone.
>Careening down the path, you make sure to watch out for loose roots and the like.
>As you pass her, she gives you a dirty look that takes her eyes away from the path just long enough for her to catch one such object.
>She hits the ground and slides a good couple of inches before coming to rest at the base of a tree.
>You laugh a bit before seeing the tears running down her cheeks, and immediately stop.
>Rushing over to assess the damage, you see that she caught a rock on one of her back legs.
>It's bleeding pretty badly.
>You absentmindedly nuzzle her face as you wrack your brain to remember the couple of first-aid classes you took.
>Clean the wound.
>Well, not much to do there. You hardly feel like just licking it is going to do the trick, especially considering the fact that lingering pathogens in your saliva could cause infection. She might be able to clean it that way herself, though.
"Okay, stay calm and start licking it. Spit often, we don't know what's been walking on this path."
>She nods and starts doing as you asked.
>Apply pressure.
>When League finishes the cleaning process, you press down on the wound with your relatively clean muzzle. A bit of viscera oozes out and League winces, but the bleeding does slow noticably.
>Dress the wound until further medical attention can be given.
>You carefully rip off the drawstring portion of Zecora's bag, sliding it over League's leg and tightening it.
"There. A-all better, huh?"
>She nods a bit and sniffles.
>"I think I'll be alright to walk to the hospital for some stitches from here, I know you need to get home.
>Input action. (Heavily-weighted decision.)

>>132488
Tell Shining Armor that you got a prophetic vision about a filly that is possibly alone in the Everfree forest and that you would really love his help because you Twi, and Blossom were going in. really try to guilt trip him into helping you because there was a filly all alone in the Everfree, and that the only ponies to go and save her are some tiny weak fillies, that might all get eaten, alive or dead, and that hypothetical situation could be avoided if a brave, strong, and valiant knight-to-be such as Shining Armor came with you to save the filly.

>>132443
What is a Fill tool?

>>132492
It's not that simple, Anon.

>>132491
Crap, forgot roll. [ 1d100 = 74 ]

>>132449
Use LibreOffice m8, saved my ass a few times.

But why the fuck would one day's update take 7 hours to type? You using >hooves ?

>>132440
What if I'm a drawfag?

>>132488
Read that as "rape Blossom into it"

Planning a trip into the Everfree would be so much easier if we had an Australian guide, ironically. Maybe rather than going through it, we go over it, Just a matter of getting some wings to help out then. [ 1d100 = 49 ]

>>132493

I mean, this is a really crappy fill job, but it doesn't look like it takes a ton of effort. Just pick the right shade of green and have at it.

>>132500
The eyes, nigga.

>>132500
>Neon green
>Not greentext green
One job.

>>132503
Filling ain't got nothing to do with color selection, nibba.

>>132504

Emphasis crappy. I hacked it together in a minute. I just used the colors available in the hotbar of my paint application. Hence why everything is just neon green or dark green.

>>132495
bad at typing plus writing in spurts.

>>132508

I swear to fuck, one of these days when you guys aren't looking for the final filly, I'm going to have her walk up to y'all out of the blue and just say "G'day cunt." And I'm going to do it when you're not currently in the thread, Aussie Anon.

>>132510
That would've been great if you hadn't just told us you were gonna do it.

>>132510
Joke's on you, I'm never more than 5 meters from a device with an internet connection.

>>132511

If you don't go out and search for her, you'll never find her. She's not in Ponyville itself. But when you are out and about in another location, she'll find you, not the other way around.

>>132443
>>132500
Literally less than 5 minutes. (Krita btw)

>>132515
The eyes are still blue.
Even Lone manages to not fuck that but up.

>>132518
*that shit

>>132521
Awesome. I wanna ride!

>>132518
I don't think Anonfilly's eyes are canonically any color.

>>132521
Why would Twilight need to put anything (except maybe the blinders) on Anon? Is she selling her to a derby racer?
Good shit though.

Also, the individual pics in case anyone wanted them
>>132522
You're probably too big to ride
>>132523
For whatever reason your imagination can think of

>>132523
Look at most of the dhit that's produced, it's pretty unanimous that she has green eyes.

>>132523
Look at most of the shit that's produced, it's pretty unanimous that she has green eyes.

>>132497
What’s that mean? You can just finish a filly pic and go to horse land like that? So now a simple stick figure’s just the answer?
Neat

>>132521
Time for Anonfilly to earn her room and board from many perverted stallions.

>>132521
>ywn have a filly to dress up like this for you
>swn ask you to ride her for hours on end
>ywn enjoy heartfelt cuddles and sweet nothing with her afterwards
why live, man…

>>132538
>CountryRoads tier
uh, you mean lockhe4rt tier, mate. i know you love the leaf, but nobody can compare to the sheer amount of filly he's made for us
and how would you even know the number of hours? i sure as hell dont count em.

>>132538
>>132537
You guys are too nice

>>132524
man, you draw a beautiful filly mate. all in the eyes and mane for me
at some point, some tender brushing, pets or ear rubs would be lovely to see. though i dont think id be able to survive after seeing it

>>132538
We need more alicorn filly to be honest.

>>132546
Every post is a marginal improvement. In two days it'll be a SFM animation by >>132287

>>132541
Nothing against CountryRoads or lockhe4rt, but I'd rather be a Smoldix or plunger filly. Smoldix because cuddle-magnet fluff, plunger because assured to have filly company and a humanon to harass, pic related.

But at least we can agree they're all gods and we are unworthy of their content.

>>132548
oh, we're talking about the designs? shit, i thought the tier thing was like, number of hours put in

fuuuck, i wouldnt know how to choose between duop or lockhe4rt though, pics related

>>132521
>>132524
Your fillies are always super adorable!
I especially love how expressive her face is in the first panel and the last panel

>>132544
I had this idea for a green were anon becomes the sole ruler for the entirety of Equestra. It goes like this.

>Be anon
>Goes to Equestria. Is alicorns filly.
>Gets adopted by the princess with least amounts of duties, Twilight.
>All alicorns except you gets assassinated.
>The ones rsponsible gets excuted.
>You become the sole rule of Equestria.
>It is possible that you might end up in war with all of Equetria's neighbors.

>>132548
>>132550
Smoldix, plunger, duop, lockhe4rt, and CountryRoads each have something I love about their art styles
I wouldn't be able to choose between them at all tbh

>>132552
Also possible that when Twilight is alive. Twilight and Filthy Rice, forces you and diamond tiara to be friends even though you hate eachothers guts. For the potential political power. Just an idea.

so if you were a filly, what would be your ideal situation? what would you want out of it?
me personally, i'd just want an anon to be with. someone to always hug and cuddle me, one to win my heart so i can stay with them forever.

>>132557
To be emotionally and physically abused by a psychopathic Twilight to the point of tears, psychosis and eventual attempted suicide, but prevented from doing so so Twiggy can keep on abusing me horribly.

>>132557
Pretty much the same as you, to be honest.

If my Anon ever asked if he could "ride me", however, he might end up spending a night on the couch. It's too groan-worthy to let go.

>>132628
Mate, the only good puns are the shitty ones. If you can't appreciate that, you deserve to be ridden, like it or not.

>>132560
>Spoiler
Then why don't you give me an input?

>>132557

Slice of life adventures with Twi at my side.

>>132633
I like your story the way it is, the Aussie is just being a top cunt.
>>132560
Australia is not real. It’s a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It’s a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires. Australia does not exist. All things you call “proof” are actually well-fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They’re all actors and computer-generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.If you think you’ve ever been to Australia, you’re terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby – or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians. Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these “Australian” says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people were said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land. Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world – Australia is not real. It’s a codeword for the cold-blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not accept this.Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.

>>132633
I just prefer to watch yours for reasons that escape even me.

>>132640
This is fake news, I'm definitely not an actor, you can trust me.

>>132646
Thats exactly what a actor would say.

>>132640
I keked for the effort.

>>132653
It's a copypasta, m8.

>>132287
Magnifique!

>>132460
This anon gets it.

>>132403
Before the four months are up write and perform a rendition of "Pumped Up Kicks."

>>132480
I'm thinking Cloudkicker, Snowflake, or Soarin'.

>>132488
Get one of the background colts or fillies to be covered in bacon grease or something else delicious and chase him on ahead in the forest. All the predators will go after him and you can continue unmolested.
[ 1d100 = 71 ]

>>132490
It seems whatever you do is going to lead to a negative outcome. Arriving home late will probably lead to an absurd torture where half of you is frozen, half is on fire, you're suspended over a tub of maggots, you're being bricked into a cell, and a pendulum is slowly descending to cut you open.

Even so, you never abandon a friend in need. Help LL to the hospital.
[ 1d100 = 41 ]

>>132557
Living in a simply country home with a loving horse family and no worry over politics or the future would be paradise to me.

>>132490
Help her to the hospital, then hurry home. [ 1d100 = 58 ]

>>132557
I would say live with AJ on the farm but I guess that's pretty cliche, especially after that Fame and Misfortune episode

>>132554
>Filthy Rice
That would be a very different pony.

>>132557
I'd like to be with one of you humans. Mostly cuddles and physical comfort, but I'd be down to be a full filly every once in a while if you catch my drift :^)

>>132671
You mean you want to eat nonstop and get fat?

>>132557
If I were the filly, I would want to be loved and taken care of by a pony (probably Twilight), and have a nice, happy life.

Having some of you fillies there with me would be great.

>>132672
Fat fetishists get out reee
Nah, I'm talking about getting filled in the holes on the opposite side.

>>132674
It's not MY fetish. You're the one who implied it
>nuh uh i was talkin about sex
Nice coverup

>>132674
>>132672

So, chocolate enema filly when?

>>132676
Never.

>>132675
Nigga sex was what I was implying from the beginning, don't taint me with your flawed perceptions.

>>132560
Don't worry kid.
Just stick with me, and you'll be abused and suicidal in no time.

>>132687
How come I've never seen this Patrician Filly yet?

>>132688
Because D R O P B O X.

Ya' gotta look

>>132557
That. Also to be raised and nurtured lovingly by Twilight so I can be an awesome scientist or scholar and have a lab and company and R+D team and the love of everyone.

>>132557
I want this >>132531

Constantly growing from a fetus into a babby and then into a filly, and then winding back up in Twilight's womb is oddly appealing to me. I think this might be the most severe case of mommy issues possible

>>132628
>>132671
>>132697
man, my niggas

>>132488

"Maybe we're looking at this problem the wrong way. Instead of trying to go through the forest, we could try and go over it with a few pegasi to assist us. Or at least Blossom if she's willing to do the work to set up a cloud walkway or something. Although if we think about it, it would be easier to just have Blossom do some overhead scouting. Too bad we don't have any wings"

>"Overhead scouting would work, but it might not be able to find the new filly if she's in one of the more dense parts of the forest. Still, good thinking. I'll try and research a flight spell of some sort. If nothing else, we're going to need it if we ever want to visit any pure pegasus cities like Cloudsdale."

"Okay. Well, in case we need to look through a super dense part of the forest, maybe we could cover some filly or colt in bacon grease and trick them into running ahead of us to scope out any predators?"

Twilight winces.

>"Let's shelf that plan for now. Only use it for uh… fillies we really don't like."

"Okay, so I guess the flight plan is our plan A. How long would it take you to research your flight spell?"

>"About a week. You'll have to figure out some other way to entertain yourself in the mean time."

She grabs an advanced magic book off a nearby shelf and begins reading, leaving you once again to your own devices. What will you do?

>>132557
That picture is so supremely comfy. That's what I want. That filly. That life. That happiness.

Rolled 79
>>132709
Get a camera. When you, Twi, and Blossom are together we should take a picture to send to Lyra. Lyra said she never saw Blossom before. If we already have a camera, find a trinket to send to Lyra.

>>132709
Use your time to develop the game of Calvin-ball. [ 1d100 = 83 ]

>>132711
>>132712
Combine these. Take the picture after you finish your game, and include a set of "instructions" in your letter reply to Lyra. [ 1d100 = 6 ]

Okay, I came across this pic in the archive, and I have no fucking idea what the punchline is supposed to be. I know it's from a thread I missed, can anybody provide some context?

>>132791
Thank you! I have been looking for this for ages! I was starting to wonder if I had just imagined the filly version …

>>132798
It's literally just in the safe section of Allnighter's archive…

>>132791
Anon fucked up.
I forget the original context, but he was trying to say "Disappears in fog" but fucked up cause he's too poor for autocorrect and said "diapers in fog"

Everybody shitted on him for it.

It was glorious.

>>132805
Yeah, this is the post.
>>132795

Alright, I have it written and I did not suffer from an aneurysm or put a brick through my tower! I do still think that it would've been better if I hadn't had to rewrite it twice, but I still think it's not that bad. As always, comments and criticism are welcome and here you go! Last we left the story, we were following Anonymous and Twilight just found the hive…

>Twilight has reached the hive
>this is the moment where it all comes to a head
>this is the moment that decides a lot of things
>or does it?
>well, it's a moment where you have a very important single thing to decide
>you have to convince Twilight that your idea's good
"Alright Chrissy, should we stay here or go meet her?"
>"If I know she's here, then she knows we're here. We should wait to keep a tactical advantage. Also, did you call me 'Chrissy'?"
>Chrysalis looks at you with an odd face
"Yeah, sorry. It just slipped, I'll stop."
>"Actually, I kinda like it."
>well then
>anyway, back to waiting!

>be Twilight
>you've found Chrysalis's hive
>it's not as much of a stronghold as the last one
>there isn't even an anti-magic field
>well, looks like you won't need your anti-magic magic spells
>also, you only sense two presences
>there's one that seems just stronger than you and another that seems quite weak
>school filly levels of weak
>also kind of familiar
>one of them's definitely Chrysalis, and the other is at the very least a very good impersonator of Anon
>only one way to find out

>be Anonymous
>you begin to hear hoofsteps echo through the halls and passages of the hive around you
>Twilight's coming to the throne room
>after a few more apprehensive moments, she enters
"Twilight, I have some stuff to say to you that's very important. You need to listen."
>"Anon, I don't doubt that it's important. However, it's going to need to wait for a bit. Now, go outside; I don't want you getting hurt."
>no, she is not just going to throw out everything you worked for like this!
"Twilight, I'm completely serious. This is something very important. Please listen."
>"I will, just after I deal with this problem and we're on the way home. Now, go outside and wait for me."
>amazing, the logical bookworm is going for the 'shoot first' approach
>"I'm still here, you know."
>"So I noticed, and I'll deal with you as soon as she goes outside."
>"I can tell you myself that he isn't going to leave without you either leaving peacefully or accepting his idea. He's made that quite clear to me, at least."
>"And what makes you think Anon's a 'he'? She's from Manehattan-"
>"Save the backstory. He told me himself, and since he's from another world, he deserves his own agency. Let him choose what he wants to do, I know I have."
>"I don't know how you got that information from him, but don't think for a moment that I'll let you use it to spread your evil to another realm!"
>"Thank you for completely dodging my point, but if that's what you're worried about, then let me tell you that I'm not going to act upon that-"
>"How am I supposed to trust you? Your entire existence is built on deceiving."
>"If you would listen to him, he would tell you himself; however, you seem to be blind to that."
>after that, they both go silent
>they're only a few inches apart now, and you find that you've retreated back to one of the pillars
>the tension is so thick that you could probably cut it
>well, if you had something sharper and a bit more durable than an average knife

>>132805
I think it was an average run-of-the-mill greentext bait thred, iirc?

>>132807
Always link new posts to the previous ones.

>>132809
>cliffhanger
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

But seriously, really good update!

>>132811
okay, I'll start doing that…but ask nicely next time, courtesy and all.

>>132823
Didn't really see my post as impolite, just a bit straightforward.
Also it's *please* ask nicely next time, Placeholder-kun.

>>132823
Never expect politeness on a chan, even nice ones like these. While courteous, it's never how things go looking term.

>>132825
Long term*

>>132827
Because
Your a faget.

>>132825
Yeah, if someone is giving you criticism, shut up, take notes, and ask questions for clarity. Never complain about politeness. Keep in mind that they didn't have to take the time to point out your flaw in the first place, and be grateful.

>>132825
>>132831
noted.

>>132709

Leaving Twilight to her own devices, you leave the house and set out for Sugarcube Corner. Blossom's shift should almost be over, and you're going to be needing her for a few things. As you open the door, you can't help but grin at the sight of her cute smiling face. It really doesn't help that she's humming the MLP theme song as she sweeps up the main dining area.

>"Oh hey, Anon, what's up?"

"Nothing much, just got a package from Lyra. She met another human-turned filly in Manehatten. You wouldn't believe it, but the gal was 82 before she came to Equestria."

>"No freaking way! Guess she must've lucked out major."

"Lyra's the one who lucked out. She's somehow managed to stay with the filly while she's in Manehatten."

>"I can only imagine what conversation went on with that filly's parents. Or is she a runaway like me and Lyra?"

"No clue. Anyways, Lyra wanted to hear back from us when we can, and I was kind of wondering… do you happen to have a camera? I want to send a picture back to her of you, me, and Twilight. Show her everything's doing all well on our front."

>"Sorry, I don't. I think Cloudchaser might though. Maybe we could take some pictures at the party? You could show off your new big circle of friends, not just me and Twilight."

"That we could, although I'm also hoping to expand that circle of friends by adding one last filly. Twilight and I managed to figure out based on the timings between when all of us showed up in Equestria that there's one last of us, and she should probably be a pegasus like you."

>"Well it might be nice to meet another pegasister. Let me know if you two need any help."

You cringe at hearing the word 'pegasister' uttered once again.

"Yeah, sure… also, hey, I'm thinking about adding one more activity to our party games. Have you ever played… Calvinball?"

>"Um, no. What are the rules?"

"You make the game up as you go along. There are no rules except that you can't use the same rule twice."

>"That sounds confusing, and bonkers, and it will absolutely help finish off the Pinkie Pie summoning ritual. Anything I should be bringing so we can play this?"

>>132841
Some sporting supplies, a flag, some balls, and something that we can use as bases. and ask why she has never heard of Calvin & Hobbes, the legendary boy & tiger duo. [ 1d100 = 38 ]

>>132841
Don't forget the masks. The masks are probably the most important unofficial Calvinball uniforms.

>>132850
Jesus.

>>132490
>Yeah, no.
"Sure you are. Come on, I'll help you walk."
>She sheepishly drapes the corresponding front leg around your neck, and draping the injured one over your back.
>"Some race, huh?"
"You're on for a rematch later, kiddo."
>She laughs weakly. "We're the same age."
"Force of habit."
>As you half-carry League, you watch the pathway closely.
>Wouldn't want to trip again and fuck everything up.
>It's actually kinda odd how often things go awry because of someone being clumsy.
>Probably some sick fag's fetish or something.
>…
>It's really fucking cold.
>"Hey, Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"Why would you choose to help me over getting home on time? Won't Twilight be angry?"
"Yeah, probably. I'd rather not think about that just now. I'm not just gonna leave you out in the woods here, pretty sure leaving a wounded animal out to fend for itself at night is a bad idea."
>"Animal?"
"Well, yeah. We all are, aren't we?"
>"I don't know, I always thought of an animal as being a bit more… savage?"
"Depends on if you're going with the scientific definition, or the popular definition. Genetically, neither of us are really all that special, or at least that's what we concluded where I'm from."
>"Things are a bit different here. I recall something about magic being a factor, but I think our definitions might also be a bit looser than yours."
"I can name a few other things that are looser-"
>"Nope, not going there."
>The night reaches almost complete silence as you approach Ponyville.
>Not a soul is out on the street.
>Wow, guess a lot of them just never graduated out of bedtimes or something.
>Cute.
>The dimly lit receptionist's desk is just barely illuminated by the lamplight outside.
>Luckily it's a push door, so you just push your head against it.
>The receptionist looks up from what is seemingly some shitty tabloid and crushes her cigarette in the ash-tray.
>"What the hell do you kids want?"
>Input action.

>>132868
>>132866
You forgot to both namefag and add the picture