/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

>>135549
This isn't our anniversary; it's /mlpol/'s anniversary
we should probably go with a different name so that nobody gets confused
besides, this thread will still be around long after the festivities are over

>>135549
>For writers, just write, because the guys handling the doc are ded.
wasn't one of the guys who handles the doc no longer ded?

>>135558
I think literally no one will be confused

>>135558
No one will be confused, or be offend if they get the wrong idea.

>>135561
This.

You know what goes great with autistic tantrums? Anon Filly.

Anon Filly are the best filly ever. There is no one on earth who can do fillies as good as Anon Filly. Many others have tried and failed to be as filly. You think you can filly like these fillies? Heh, get in line, colt. You'd need to get up about 12 hours earlier and spend all morning and all afternoon being filly to filly like the kings of fillies, Anon Filly.

Seriously, faggot. If being filly was the olympics these fillies would be like the Anon Filly of filly olympics. Anon Filly is the alpha and the omega of all fillies, the Filly that came first and last and shall be evermore the FIlly. They own 4filly now and forever. Fillies.

t. Anon Filly.

Glad to have you all with us for our first

>>135561
>>135565
I just don't want to take any chances
besides, there's nothing from our thread itself that this is the anniversary of and there are only a few other threads I see on the catalog that are celebrating the anniversary, each of which only do so in the description
we should havejust tacked on a "Happy Anniversary /mlpol/!" at the end of our thread description
I admit that I'm probably worrying too much about this, but I worry a lot about stuff in general

>>135574
>Nothing from our thread
There was the vocaroo unless you mean something else

>>135570
Top tier filly

>>135579
I'm talking about stuff about the thread itself; nothing about the thread itself has an anniversary today as far as I'm aware
and technically that was from the vocaroo thread at our request

>>135574
We like having you guys here, and I have seen posters slowly go to other threads. yall r fine
>>135584

>>135584
oh my god it doesnt matter you faggot. look at >>135572 y-you too, by the way
he isnt autistically screeching about the thread name, and anybody who isnt retarded wont make a big deal about it.

LITERALLY WHO CARES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135587
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135592
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135549
Happy Anniversary to /mlpol/. Thanks for having us.

>>135558
It's fine, Anon. Don't worry.

>>135560
All Nighter has been back for a while, but nobody has changed that yet.

>>135572
>>135586
Glad to be here with you

>>135587
I usually tend to be worried about stuff, and I've always been nervous about any possibility of some sort of incident happening ever since the first incident when we first came here with that one autist screeching at us about anonfilly being green
I practically had a heart attack that time one of our threads got deleted

>>135593
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135599
well, if the big cheese atlas coming in and saying he loves these threads was any indicator, i dont think we'll be going anywhere for a while
though i feel kinda bad he never got any (You)s, i dont think i even responded

>>135549
>Dropbox (Photos):
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Why is this full of Jesus pictures?

>>135604
This is unironically a great picture set

>>135599
It is to your credit that you are so careful, but Anonfilly has the full support of the site. Anonfilly did nothing wrong
>pic related

>>135607
Right, but what happened to the pictures?

>>135611
It's an April Fool's joke
the context was left behind in the last thread

anyone have the one shot green that spawned pic related?

>>135608
REEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...

>>135617
WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING ALARM? FAGGOT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135616
Yes

>cuddle filly every day
>wake up one morning
>slowly picks her head up from your chest and looks at you, eyelashes fluttering behind her messy mane
>oh my god
"what the fuck"
>"…what?"
>you can only stare at her while your tired mind starts up
"there are fucking hearts in your eyes"
>"what?"
>she pauses
>"WHAT?!"
>lazily pull your phone out and switch the camera
>"OH MY FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK?"
>she just stares at her reflection on the screen
>"OH GOD, I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT."
>glares at you
>"YOU FUCKING BITCH AND YOUR CUDDLES, YOU MADE ME A FUCKING FAGGOT!"
>glances at the phone again, staring at herself
>you take a picture
>"AH, DELET THIS, GET RID OF THAT SHIT! YOU FUCKING NIGGER!"
>she spends a few minutes pounding her soft marshmallow hooves on your chest while you laugh
>what a way to start a friday

>>135604
>Not appreciating photos of our Lord and Savior.
Fucking heretics I swear man...

>>135604
Because this is a Christian forum.

>>135646
>ywn rut filly in a cute bunny suit
why live

>>135570
You wanna know what goes great with Anon filly?

The Denver Broncos

Many have tried to convert the fillies to football. The Seahawks, the Raiders, and even the Colts. But only the grace and football of Elway was able to convert them.

For Elway looked upon the fillies that where screeching autisticly and he had pity. He laid his hands on momma Twilight and she burst into footballs for all the autistic little fillies.

t. The Prophet of Elway

>>135647
>Be Twilight
>You levitate your key and carefully slide it into the doorknob
>At the moment, Anon was running laps around the pool
"Anon, come inside!"
>"I only need another lap to make it 5!"
>Anon had this thing with 5s
>You were pretty sure it was Aspergait's
>You pushed the door to your room in and entered
>The shag carpet was comfortable underhoof, and a large window gave a great view of...
>Well, nothing.
>Most importantly, there was only one bed.
>Anon stumbled in behind you, winded from her execise
>Maybe you should install a pool at home just so she would go outside
>But then again, she'd probably go out for a midnight swim and drown
>"Alright Twi, I hope there's-"
>Her face dropped a bit upon seeing the room
>"Wait... there's only one bed."
"Yeah, all the other rooms are being fumigated, they didn't think anypony would be coming. So we'll just have to share."
>"...I'm gonna go double-check."
"I'm gonna unpack. Don't run off anywhere."
>Anon trotted back out the door, and you dumped both of your saddlebags onto the bed
>Once you'd finished unloading your various possessions, Anon trudged in
>"I'll sleep on the floor." she said indignantly
"Nope."
>"I don't wanna sleep with you. I'll take the floor."
"You're not GETTING the floor. When you don't get a good night's sleep you get cranky, and floors aren't conducive for good sleeping"
>"But I-"
>Anon closed her mouth upon seeing your displeased-mama glare
>She was gonna be the little spoon whether she liked it or not

>>135697
>Be Anon
>You were 90% sure that either the fumigation was bullshit, or Twilight had actually hired an exterminator and paid off the motel in advance to perform the service
>Whatever
>You would never say it, but you liked cuddling with Twilight
>Her body was so warm and her fur soft, and no blanket could match the comfort of her wings draped around you
>Pressing your head deep against her chestfluff, and listening to her heart beat was the ultimate way to fall asleep
>Sometimes she would make gentle shooshing noises or rub her cheek against the top of your head, your ears bending at the contact
>But admitting that, or actively seeking cuddles, legitimized her position and power over you as your mother

>But now what?
>There was some friendship problem here or something, but it wasn't something you had to, or would, deal with
>There
>You were pretty sure you saw a bar, but there was no way Purple would let you anywhere near it
"Oh! Purps! D
>"You can swim later. Right now we have work to do."
"YOU have work to do."
>"You're coming along. Besides, maybe you're the key to solving this friendship problem."
>You scowled at her
"Do I really seem like the friendly type?"
>"You've made new friends in the past." she answered offhandedly, organizing some books like the autist she is
"Friends you didn't approve of."
>"She was a bad pony with a bad family." she said, not even looking at you
>Like she was one to talk

Recap time for the Anon Filly CYOA!

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G

>You are Anon, a cute green filly who used to be human until she was dragged into Equestria a little over two weeks ago.
>In this time, you've had to deal with bullies, changelings, trains, and worst of all, planning your own cute-ceañera.
>To top things off, you get psychic visions out of nowhere every so often showing you horrible things.
>You've seen ponies dying and Canterlot Castle being overrun by changelings led by the communist Fizzlepop Berrytwist.
>But it's not all bad, as you've got plenty of friends at your side.
>In fact, you've even got four friends who used to be human just like you, although two of them are in Manehatten.
>At some point, you're going to have to find the final ex-human filly.
>But right now you have something more important to deal with: Pinkie Pie has just asked you "Truth or Dare?"

>>135699
Updated the pastebin. Copy-pasted 7,431 words. Maybe I should write an ACTUAL book.

>>135741
Fuck forgot link:
https://pastebin.com/F0M2tBQS

>>135741
I'd buy it.

>>135741
Thanks for writing for us you magnificent faggot. It's greatly appreciated

"Dare."

You were strongly considering answering truth to start out, but you realized you wanted to encourage others to take dares too. If you set a precedent of playing it safe, Cheerilee might not end up taking a dare from Blossomforth when it came time to do it. Besides, Pinkie wouldn't dare you to do anything super humiliating, right?

^"Okay! I dare you... to give Twilight a piggy back ride!"

Okay, it's going to be one of those games. You walk up to Twilight and kneel to let her up onto you. She climbs up and straddles you like a human would a horse, and you end up walking her around your circle of friends a couple of times before letting her down where she was. For her part, she seemed to enjoy it a little. At least you didn't have her kicking your sides and telling you to giddy up.

After your dare, the next pony to go is determined by a spin of a bottle. The rounds that follow are at least somewhat interesting. Twilight dares Blossom to spend the next few rounds folded into a pretzel - which she does. Carrot Top takes truth and gets asked what the weirdest thing she's ever done with a carrot was. Turns out it's nothing lewd, but she has used one to pick her nose before, which grossed a few ponies out. Cloudchaser takes a dare and has to lick cake frosting off of Thunderlane's face , which she makes a point of doing as sensually as possible.

Finally, the bottle spins to you. You can ask any pony you want truth or dare.

>>135748

Somehow I uploaded two images when I only intended to upload one. What?

>>135748
ponk. if dare, make her stand on her head and recite the alphabet backwards. if truth, ask her about the dumbest thing she's ever done.
[1d100 = 26]

>>135741
even though I haven't read any of your green and probably won't in the future because it doesn't suit my tastes, I appreciate you writing green for those who do enjoy it

>>135752
If you haven't read it, your appreciation is inadequate. Read it and come back when you can appreciate it.

>>135741
>>135750
>>135752
>>135755
98,421 words long as of writing. That's longer than The Hobbit (95,022)

>>135755
>>135758
It's also complete shit.

>>135760
Fuck off. Your constant berating of stories with content you don't like in them really isn't making any of us want to check out your piece of shit general.

>>135760
You wouldn't happen to have an argument to back up your assertion, do you?

>>135760
You do realize that PTFG belongs in AiE, right?

>>135755
If I read it and dislike it, which is a likely possibility, I'll end up with a net decrease of appreciation for his green because I'd end up subconsciously associating my negative experience reading the green with the green itself
it's for the best that I continue as I have been

>>135765
It's not b8, that's the sad thing. If it were, I would've stopped responding ages ago. The guy is a legitimate faggot.

>>135748
Big Mac. Dare: dress like a pretty princess. Truth: does he have a secret crush? [1d100 = 34]

I'm bored.
lets add some extra fun to today.

I propose a wager for everyone.
A simple one.
Details in the Doc.

Reply to this with all Questions and rolls
Is it an April fools day joke? Maybe it is, Maybe it isn't.
Anyways, it'll expire at 3 PM EST on April 2nd

>>135772
Those who have the highest number right win.
Ties will be broken by a random drawing.

>>135772
What doc?

>>135774
The one at the top.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BP6aPchH3lGIRdzd78IWykMCXuKLrNABi6bxZGVTy9c

>>135775
>email
You want dick pics or something?

>>135699
>The sun sat at your back, casting a medium shadow across the sandy terrain
>You walked alongside Twilight, just roaming the streets, asking strangers if they had any problems
>Nope, nope, nope, and nope
>They got lucky, avoiding having to deal with the Purple Menace
>Ignorant of her insanity
"Can't I just go back to the room?" you complained, eager to get out of the heat
>"No, I need you here, my little sidekick" she said, edging closer and nuzzling the side of her head against yours
>Sidekick.. didn't you-
"Hey, didn't you already have a sidekick?"
>She didn't say anything
"Yeah, I heard him mentioned when you were talking with your friends. Spike, right?"
>"Oh, Spike. Right."
>She clearly didn''t want to talk about him further
"...So did he live with you? Did you go on lots of adventures?"
>"Yes, and yes. We were very good friends." she did a lousy job of hiding the disappointment in her voice
"...Nothing more? Nothing... familial?"
>"Don't be silly. He was a dragon, and I'm a pony. We're just too different for that sort of relationship."
>Twilight closet racist?
>Or maybe she thought they were, but he left like a black father
>Maybe one person had already escaped her clutches
>Maybe you could do the same.
"He left, didn't he? Got sick of you?"
>"N-no, he just got a great opportunity with Dragon Queen Ember, and accepted it. I'm glad he's learning more about dragon culture, and responsibility. After he was Princess for a day, well... he needs it."
"-And maybe you like me because I'm similar to him. Maybe you're trying-"
>"I DON'T want to talk about this anymore." she said in her nearly-pissed voice
>You had learned to shut up at this point.
>So you did.

>>135776
>No ids in thread.
Idk, it's easier via email.

If you send me dickpics I cannot gauretee the safety of those photos not being posted somewhere else

>>135672
Based Elway, now we all can play futbol

>>135778
I miss IDs, was a good way to help integrate with the rest of the board

How many fillies are in this thread?

>>135786
if we had IDs, I could tell you.

>>135786
Ur filly.

>>135786
Yo

What was the reason for removing IDs exactly? Was it to encourage samefagging?

>>135790
Well... kinda, I guess. It was to make it more like /mlp/.

>>135791
Sounds like a resistance to integration

>>135792
Sounds like missing home. I don't really care about it so much one way or another anymore though. I guess I'm done trying to pretend I'm not recognizable.

>>135793
Nice, been waiting for this since we merged and lost it, i find them nice
ID restoration when?

>>135797
Lost the IDs i mean

>>135786
Iunno, filly here though

And another post with my hue flag because i dont like when there s 3 posts of mine back to back, so lets make it four, because

Fine have a filly to go with it

>>135800
Mega lewd.
Who would do that to filly? That's not yu give filly cream with love!

>>135800
wait so this is oc? i was thinking it might've been a recolor
damn, first pic is a lewd birb then creamy filly you're doing god's work, anon

>>135800
Lewd, cute, and Czeched.

>>135804
Im not the hue drawfag, that s something i found on desu some time ago
Wish i could draw

>>135806
Fuck. Had to redo. Can't GIMP on booze.

>>135748

"Yo Big Mac, truth or dare?"

>>"Dare."

"Alright. I dare you to dress up like a girl."

He scratches a hoof to his chin.

>>"How?"

Okay, you hadn't thought that one out too thoroughly. You don't have any dresses you could shove him in. But you could delay this just a bit until you could get one.

"Hey Rares, got any dresses his size?"

>"I just might... if you all don't mind me heading home for a bit to grab one."

"Do it."

Big Mac gulps nervously as Rarity trots on out of the house to fetch a dress his size. His time will come soon enough. While she's gone, a few more turns pass with increasingly interesting dares. Carrot Top dares Applejack to try climbing the tree again, which she does (albeit with a little bit of hesitation in spite of the lack of a bee's nest), and as revenge, she dares Carrot Top to take a bath in pickle brine. You would assume this would be another delayed dare, until Twilight heads into the kitchen and pulls out a brine made from unused kimchi vegetables. It smells absolutely rank, but Carrot Top took the dare, and so she spends the next five minutes or so in a barrel full of it. You're not sure if this was planned.

Rarity returns soon after, plugging her nose from the smell, and plops a very frilly hot pink dress onto Big Mac. To keep things interesting, he has to wear it for the rest of the game. With this distraction out of the way, the dare war continues on, this time between Noteworthy and Caramel. Noteworthy gets dared to sing a very embarrassing song in his best singing voice, so in turn he sends back a dare to Caramel - snuggle up to his crush. Caramel objects to this on the grounds that it's a disguised truth, but the rest of the group tells him to just do it, and so half reluctantly he ends up nuzzling a wet and smelly Carrot Top. Fortunately, she's at least reciprocal to him and nuzzles him back.

Finally, it's Blossom's turn. You know it, she's going to hit Cheerilee with the kiss dare. She said she would.

>"Anon, Truth or Dare?"

[1d100 = 21]
>>135810
Dare mother fucker.

>>135810
dare [1d100 = 35]

>>135810
TRIPLE DOG DARE [1d100 = 92]

reposting cause i can ^:)

>today marks the second year you've been in equestria.
>you're currently on a camping trip with your only friends, anon, and, well, anon.
>though one is a filly, and the other a man.
>you however, also ended up a man.
>your tall neet self, still ripe with all its imperfections.
>guess that's why the filly fell head over heels for anon instead.
>or, head over hooves, in this instance.
>despite your own differences, you were a rather tight band of buddies in the beginning.
>went to bars, chilled in the park, did outdoorsy things like this on a regular basis.
>spent your time with each other every single day, never running out of things to talk or laugh about.
>but these days…
>well, you wish you could say it's not so different.
>not that you minded them pairing together or anything.
>you knew you didn't have the looks or the personality, and they seemed to agree with each other on more things than not, even if it was just simple stuff like favorite ice creams.
>but now…
>well, as you lie in your sleeping bag, and they're cuddling and sighing happily, you can't help but just feel… there.
>gone from best friend to third wheel.
>though they still treat you the same, it hasn't been since then.
>little things, like moving their seats together and leaving a wider gap between you.
>anon carrying her through doors and letting it close in your face.
>talks about things they'll do at home and, obviously, things like this.
>you just don't even feel like you matter to them anymore.
>like you really are just here as a burden.
>after all, you've heard it plenty of times…
>all they need is each other.
>you'd hoped for a long while that things would suddenly change.
>maybe you could be the filly too, or you'd even find another filly who could stand to look at you.
>since you've stood by them for so long, ponies don't even acknowledge your existence.
>too busy staying with each other, to the point where they all just ignore you to give you space, and believe you three are inseparable, like some kind of high school clique.
>as the days've gone by, you've started to take more days away from them.
>they certainly didn't mind you being gone, even with your track record beforehand.
>and you don't really blame them, either.
>you see the trouble you're making just being here.
>after a moment of staring at the star filled sky, you finally have enough of their loud, happy noises.
>unzipping the sleeping bag, you stand up, getting looks from both of them.
>"Hey uh, where you going?"
"I'm just gonna go for a walk, tire myself out."
>"Oh, okay, don't get hurt!"
>"Yeah, be safe!"
>you simply nod, then walk off into the trees.
>right before hitting the treeline, you can hear them giggle.
>probably about to fuck once you leave.
>with your hands in your hoodie pockets, you just walk.
>this forest is known for being unusually quiet, so you don't really have to worry about any predators.
>so you just have time to gather your thoughts.
>as your lonely virgin head faces the ground, the sound of crunching leaves and twigs is the only thing breaking the silence.
>every thought that comes your way is the same.
>it always is.
>and it's never not sad.
>your footsteps turn from crunching, to the gentle tapping of rock.
>walking up, you find yourself on a cliff with a spectacular view.
>here you can see the rest of the forest, all the trees and the rest of the land that spans beyond it.
>you can see a side of canterlot and the mountain it rests on.
>you can see the moon, gently perched above the city and illuminating the whole land in its glow.
>slowly, you make your way to the edge, and sit, just taking a moment to enjoy it.
>as your now lifeless eyes gaze up at the moon, you wonder where you went wrong.
>you mean, you made it to equestria.
>maybe if you hadn't stuck with them, you could've had a more fulfilling life.
>met some ponies, found an important job or something.
>not just, being here, living the same hell you did back on earth.
>at this point, your ambition has all but diminished.
>you tried and tried, but you failed every time.
>and now you're here, living on the charity of the princesses, but not really living.
>your eyes move downwards.
>you really haven't felt THIS bad since you…
>…would they even miss you?
>sure, but for how long?
>if all they need is each other, they'll have no trouble "dealing" with it together.
>you don't talk to any ponies, so that's not a problem…
>your eyes fall lower, and you kick your legs a little.
>maybe there was an error in the master plan.
>as it seems now, maybe you weren't meant to be here in the first place…
>maybe…
>your eyes face the trees, but stare past them.
>'I don't need anything as long as I have you.'
>'You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.'
>'You're my life, I hope you know that.'
>…but what does that make YOU?
>slowly, you stand back up, staring at the drop below.
>…nothing important.
>moving back a little, you sprint towards the edge and jump off.
>you'd never be important.

>…
>meanwhile, back in ponyville…
>a small, green filly's train stops in the new town.
>she had gotten word in manehattan that there were two 'huemens' here, and she was hoping to go and meet them.
>if only it hadn't taken this long to get everything sorted.
>she never did really fit in with the ponies.
>adjusting her glasses, she takes once last glance at the reflection in her window.
>a freckled face and shiny braces meet her.
>she just hoped her looks wouldn't put them off or something.

>>135827
Fuck off.

>>135838
no u

>>135827
>Glasses
>Braces
I thought this thread was about wish fulfillment?

>>135843
>not wanting a qt nerd filly
you're a faggot

>>135790
It was to encourage people to post more freely and not worry about everything they say being linked. This is especially relevant to content producers, since their posts would identify them in each thread, meaning everything is linked, not just in a single thread.

IDs can be good for other types of threads, such as short-lived or political/opinion based ones, which is why it's good that it's a per-thread option.

We've been doing fine without IDs, and personally, I would hate to have them back.

>>135854
I fully agree with this. Shit posting is harmed by ID's. On threads like this it is optimal. ID's are very usefully if the point of the thread is discussion that needs to be followed.

>>135881
I need to be cuddled every night. Can you fill these needs?

>>135901
I want to be that plushie
>tfw no anon to spoon you and bite your floppy ears

>>135810

"Triple dog dare me, mother bucker!"

Blossom flashes an evil smile. It's an evil smile that tells you everything has gone according to her plans. Fortunately, you know exactly what her plans are, and you love every bit of them.

>"I dare you to kiss the pony you've been crushing on this entire time you've been in Ponyville. And don't try denying it. I've seen you stealing glances at her the second she showed up to the party."

The crowd around you makes a loud "Ooooo" at Blossom's revelations. Admittedly, you may have been catching a few quick glances at Cheerilee's flank when you thought no one was looking.

>"And one more thing: you can't be a chicken about it. It has to be on the lips."

The "Oooo"s grow louder. You were hoping Blossom would have dared Cheerilee like she said she would, but you suppose you have to be the one to initiate it... in front of everyone. Whether this makes Blossom the best or the worst wingmare, you're not sure, but regardless, you have an excuse to act freely.

You clear your mind of all possible distractions, including any psychic visions that could possibly tell you that this is a bad idea. With confidence, you approach Cheerilee, who looks thoroughly confused as you meet her eyes, just inches apart, and suddenly kiss her.

For a brief few seconds, you experience nothing but happiness. Your sense of the world around you disappears, all you become aware of is that Cheerilee's lips are warm, almost inviting, and that you are able to share this moment with her that you would not have tried had it not been for the dare. And then she slowly pulls away. She looks into your eyes, completely bewildered by what just happened.

<<"Uh, I umm..."

She doesn't know how to react.

>>135908
one day anon, one day
>tfw no filly to love unconditionally, and make you forget what loneliness feels like

>>135909
>>"I dare you to kiss the pony you've been crushing on this entire time you've been in Ponyville. And don't try denying it. I've seen you stealing glances at her the second she showed up to the party."
Fucking smooth, Blossom. Very smooth.

>>135909
say nothing and wink at her before going back to your spot
[1d100 = 45]

>>135910
If I had a qt anon owner he'd have to deal with me jumping into his lap every time he sat down and rub against him

>>135924
Anon don't sell yourself short. You underestimate filly love

>>135909
inb4 the traditionalistic pony culture condemns homosexuality and you get ostracized

Say a cheesy poem like "Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn't know love, until I met you."

>>135933
You already said you'd kiss and snuggle your filly every night. What more would I want

>>135938
Do you need a dominant pone in your relationship?

>this flirtting session
I'm having deja vu all over again.

Don't move in on my filly, slut!

>>135950
>slut
but how are you a slut if you're only with one filly?
and how is she "your" filly?

Thanks for all of your love. More content to come tomorrow, I'm back in my groove.
"Twilight this is no time for your petty piece of shit parenting tactics! I'm probably gonna get raped and/or killed!"
>"Nice try, kiddo. Also, rude. We have no plans to do either. Now if you would please hold still..."
"No! I know what you're up to! You're going to kidnap me so that you can use me as a weapon! I won't let you get the third piece."
>You dig your hind legs into the dirt.
>"Two? Oh, how cute. She's confusing Us with Them."
>"Yes, now shut up. We have a job to do."
>They advance towards you at a leisurly pace, this time wary of any actions.
>You would run, but you're absolutely exhausted.
>You can't let them see that, though.
>Like some sort of shitty anime trope, you have to stay dignified.
>Hold your ground.
>...
>A loud series of crashing sounds come from inside the castle.
>"Holy shit Clover if you aren't serious I swear..."
>The door slams open as Twilight stands there, literally glowing with rage.
>"I'll give you one chance to get the hell off of my lawn before I blast you to fucking pieces!"
>"Ha, no cha-"
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
>PONY FRAGMENTS EVERYWHERE.
>Twilight casually teleports the larger hunks of meat to Celestia-knows-where while you stand there in awe.
>Your once-green fur is now soaked with some random-ass ponies' blood.
>If you were an actual child this would probably scar you for life.
>You're still pretty shaken, though.
>Twilight glances over at you.
>"Aww, cute. Let's get you in the shower, and then it's off to bed. I don't want you to be late for school tomorrow because you couldn't wake up."
"Mmhmm."
>"Good filly."
>She finds what you assume to be the least blood-tarnished area of your neck scruff and picks you up.
>You wiggle your legs a bit in protest, but ultimately submit.
>Twilight drops you on the bathroom floor and turns the tap in the bathtub to hot.
>There's a bit of awkward silence as you wait for the tub to fill.
>"So... strawberry-scented or raspberry-scented shampoo?"

>>135954
kek, what a way to wrap up an update
and strawberries are for simple folk, only the most refined faggots can enjoy a good raspberry
[1d100 = 29]

>>135950
>>135953
Im sure with a little collectivism and statism we can ensure every anon has access to a shared filly.

>>135954
Strawberry, of course!
[1d100 = 28]

>>135960
Free ponies for all, you say?

>>135960
Wew.

>>135964
REKT

>>135954
Aaaaand I didn't link the previous post. Shit.
>>134383 →

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

>>135970
Let's be honest anon. We're all identically autismo here. Some just want to be the filly more than wanting to have the filly.
and I really want to be an anon's anonfilly

>>135978
>and I really want to be an anon's anonfilly
Fine then! It's not like I sort of thought of you as my filly or anything!

>>135978
im in the middle of both, but i dont think ill ever be good enough either, if only for that reason alone of always thinking i wont be good enough, so i'm sure >>135979 would be a better anon for you. my plush is good enough

>>135979
All you burger anons post the same. It was an honest mistake. Forgive me senpai
>>135980
Anon I will show you how to be a good filly, and we can be twins. We'll do everything together

>>135981
>everything together
i-i'd rather not share an anon, though
and being a good filly couldnt change my personality

>>135981
>>135983
Get a chat room, jesus christ. This constant flirting and near-roleplay adds nothing to the thread.

>>135984
it adds posts and fillies, no u faggot

>>135986
>No filly images posted
>Posting for the sake of posting
Don't. Really don't.

>>135987
like ill take any kind of word from an aussie
dont make me send a herd of emus with that nuke to your house, faget

>>135984
At this point it's literally just
>0w0 whats this

> sorry post disappeared
>>135984
Sorry

>>135984
Well, it adds autism points. Cringy, but better reading through it than just an empty page.
>chat room
Well now that you mention it, the Discord is an anon hang out with exactly this kind of autism in it. Shouldn't be leaking out in here.
>>135993
Here you go Canadafag, based on what I've seen both in the thread and here, that Anon of yours is most likely this guy named <3filly. https://discord.gg/rsztat

Nuke Australia.

>>135994
Thanks but discord doesn't respect my freedoms or privacy so I probably won't join

>>135994
And >inb4 reee see it kills the thread delet
If you saw the kind of autism it had, you'd be glad it was staying there.

>>135988
>Uh, uhh, uh, well you're australian!
That doesn't justify shitting up the thread and you know it.

>>135992
*Notices your bulge* :3

>>135993
The stereotype is real! But really though, that sort of posting has been getting a little out of hand for a few threads now, it's not just you.

>>135994
This mentality leads to bump posting, you don't want us to become a bump general, do you?

>>135996
t. skype

>>135998
>*Notices your bulge* :3
OwO wats dis?
Please don't continue.I beg of you.

>>135998
>shitting up the thread
>implying complaining about it like a retard is any less shitty

>bump general
faggot there isnt even a NEED to bump here, we're forever on page 1. when there's filly that needs to be posted, it's posted, and you forget the fact that the program's actually MADE content for the thread routinely- if you saw the art to-do list you'd know that.

>>135996
well as long as nobody catches us all praising hitler im sure it'd be fine, but whatever mate

>>136001
Let me introduce you to my friend, Murphy.
See, he's got this law here that he came up with...

>>136005
looks like someone's salty because they'll never have a filly
kek
in case you werent aware, the fact that anonfilly is, in fact, an anon turned filly, is the reason our thread's stayed afloat for so long. nobody would care about having consistent threads talking about a random oc, but if you put that same character into the posters of this thread, things suddenly keep themselves going, because now the pony you're talking about is also right alongside you. the fact that anons can be faggots and talk about shit like this in the first place is what makes the thread different and great, and since you haven't seen that since 2016, i think i can safely say you're a fucking retard for it.

I want to master the art of puppy eyes and coerce others into lewd.

>>135960
Reported.

any fics where twilight is regressed?

>>136054
>regressed
If that means what I think it means, you are in the wrong neighborhood.

>>135954
Twilight didn't hire these thugs, did she?

>>136054
There are shorts where Anon is regressed.

>>136054
>anon convinces Celestia to turn Twilight into a filly as punishment for turning him into a filly
>Saturday morning hijinks ensue as they learn to get along and behave while Spike and the mane 5 take care of them
I'd read that.

>>136054
Kek. The idea of filly having to take care of babby-Twilight is kinda cute, sort of a role-reversal thing. I guess Reuben might satisfy your desires to an extent, but given how you've gone out of your way to request it, it would seem not. Give it a shot yourself, maybe. Remember, we want to see new content, doesn't matter if you're unskilled. We can help.

>>136060
Or, ya'know, this.

Filly asks to cuddle
[Y/N] ?

>>136093
Well, I'd be a pretty huge faggot if I said no, wouldn't I?

>>136093
oh my god, a fucking infinite YES

>>135777
Checked. Also:

>Be Twilight
>Anon was really starting to get on your nerves
>Maybe you should have left the little brat-
>...
>No Twilight, you're not thinking clearly
>You're just getting angry because you haven't found the friendship problem yet
>You'd already asked the motel concierge if she had any friendship problems, but she said she was new in town, and couldn't think of having any close friends
>The tailor described herself as introverted, and didn't want friends, let alone having any in recent memory
>heresy.png
>These could POSSIBLY be the problem, but you needed to investigate further
>It was starting to get late; maybe a hour until sunset, and you could see the shimmering haze seen on the dusty horizon was now fading
>However, this would mean that rancher ponies would be coming into town to buy wares and drink
>You might have to put Anon to bed early so you could ask around the local tavern
>Who were you kidding, she wouldn't sleep
>Well, you'd bought her a pile of comic books, so she should be quiet
>Maybe bribe her with some sweets from the general store
>You could teleport to some Canterlot megachain for a wider selection, but you wanted to support local businesses

>>136093
God that's cute.
Yes, absolutely.

>>136097
Please stop this heresy. Filly, i.e. no dick.

>>136093
I'm going to say no. She will be confused and embarrassed, probably a little hurt.
>o-okay...
She mumbles, and begins to amble away.

Then, when her guard is down, I'm going to sneak up behind her and cuddle her.

>>136100
Now you're thinking with portals.

>>136093
>asks to cuddle
>asks
heresy, my filly would never need to ask
or even initiate the cuddle! filly cuddles all the time, filly love every day!

>>136105
Holy shit, I only now noticed that filly was on top of an Anon in that pic. Wow. I feel retarded.

I came from /mlp/ and A year ago before the merge I was already redpilled on Usury and corrupt Bankers.
However I said "Its the Bankers".
It was only after the merge where the Autist of /Pol/ showed me that most Bankers are Jewish, so now I say "It's the Jewish Bankers. From there my journey of Race Realism and the JQ Began.
Happy Anniversary you Faggots

>>136093
>striped socks
>tail wrap
That's a very slutty filly. She's going to make it more than cuddles very quickly.

>>136106
well, not like i did a very good job with the coloring, its understandable

>>136110
Stripped socks are a sign of purity

>>136113
are they now?

>>136113
I dunno. That filly says "lewd" to me. She even has a tail wrap and a big oversize weeb bow!

>>136093
of course I'd cuddle the filly
cuddling the filly is one of the first and foremost things I want to do with the filly (especially if I'm a filly as well)

>>136096
"Say, Anon, you must be getting tired." you said off-handedly
>"Nuh-uh."
>She hated naps
"Well, wouldn't you like to get out of this heat? It's still pretty hot out here."
>T'was true, it was still over 90 degrees and would be for some time
>"Can I go back to the hotel room?"
"Hmmm..."
>If you made it seem like you wanted her there, she'd try to leave
>"Please? C'mon Twilight, I've been good."
>The two of you had different definitions of 'good'
"Well, I guess that's true. I'll leave you in the hotel room, and when I come back we'll get dinner. Then after you can go swimming. Deal?"
>"Deal." she said, trying not to sound delighted
>You pop the two of you into the hotel room, and after that second of confusion, she hops onto the bed
>Not her bed. THE bed.
>You had left her saddlebag on it, and she began ruffling through it, eventually pulling out a stack of comic books
>But if you didn't give her, she'd inevitably bother the concierge, or even worse, try to scamper off on her own
>She had almost been raped once already, and you were pretty sure her bladder was empty

>>136093
>ywn cuddle the fluffy filly and watch her blush when you call her cute
why live...

>>136097
>>136099
Why would anybody dislike anonfilly just because she's been magically given a cock and balls?
It's almost as if you'd only like anonfilly if her looks were good enough for you and nothing else matters to you at all - that's the sort of mindset that lands you with a thot for a wife

>>136129
wanting a wife other than filly
well that's heresy on its own

>>136129
It's not the fact that she has a dick, it's the fact that she was probably desiring a dick as the filly when she was human. I can't just have no standards, m8.

>>136131
>>136133
what would you do if your filly waifu stumbled into some poison joke and it replaced her vag with a dick and balls? or if some other sort of magical shenanigans gave her a dick and balls in addition to her vag?

>>136135
if it's poison joke there's a cure
if it's magic, well she still has her filly puss

>>136136
If she has the vag, she's groovy for a shag.

>>136140
Carlos!

>>136129
> if you won't suck a girl's penis you're a bigot
Nah

>>136150
a filly who was magically given a cock is different than a dude who's trying to pass as a """girl"""
besides, you forget about one important thing:
>rape

>>136152
Nah mang both situations with a cock in your mouth. Unless I'm a girl I'm not interested

>>136129
Fuck you.

>>136135
If it was just temporary it wouldn't be that bad.
Would probably experiment a little

>>136152
No matter which way you look at it, it's gay. This is a universal, irrefutable truth.

>>136165
Having sex with a women is gay too.

>>136169
It is since the fetus starts out as technically female until developmental hormones push it towards male.

>>136165
but even under normal circumstances anything anonfilly could possibly do is at least a little bit gay, so I don't see what the problem would be

>>136185
It's only a problem if you believe it is, despite what others may say. It does however become a real problem if you start parading your gayness as something to be proud of.

>>136188
but my point was everybody in this thread is at least a little bit gay because the filly herself is doomed to be gay

>>136190
but Anon, you forgot one crucial thing: I'm not gay. I'm also not the Anon who you replied to.

>>136185
>>136188
>>136190
just make sure you don't forget to say "no homo" and everything will be absolutely fine!

>>136190
You can't be gay if you abstain from sex to remain pure.

>>135827
Fuck, that hurt... You never know what you'll miss when you're gone.

>>136117
>>136115
She's just cold and needs socks for warmth. That's why she wants to snuggle. The bow is to grab an unsuspecting anon's attention (clearly it worked)

>>136215
god thats fucking cute
id make sure she was never cold with me

>>136215
I would keep her warm

Updates may be slow this month. I've got a ton of work ahead of me. Will likely only do one update per day, maybe none if the work is tight. I'll try to push one through tonight though.

>>136093

Oh, I'd not only cuddle her... I'd cuddle you, faggot!

>>136198

It sounds like she's moaning it as she's getting fucked.

>>136229
>spoiler
fucking this
cuddlepile with CR in the center, when?

>>136229
>>136230
I want this to happen as well

>>136124
i know you dont get many (You)s here, but imo it's because the crazy stuff's not happening yet
but you're loved, never stop, (You) lovely filly you

>>136124
I've always loved (you)r stuff.

You faggot

>>136231
This!

>Last
Yeah, that's what the context is.

>>136256
For >>136229

>>136262
No homo, homo. <3

>>136054
Write it.

>>136262
did you mean to reply to >>136231 instead of >>136233?

>>136269
Yea my bad

>>136269
>>136275
Well I didn't get my (you) along with the other two guys because of that!

>>136286
no (You)

>>135954
More cute poners coming atcha.'
>The weight of the choice is excruciating.
>The internal battle that takes place in your mind leaves you exhausted, and you flop onto the floor.
"R-raspberry."
>"Alright, then."
>Scooping you up, she plops you headfirst into the hot water.
"Owowowow..."
>She quickly adjusts the water, leaving you standing in a comfortably warm bath after about thirty seconds of pain.
>You relax into the tub, allowing the hot water to begin to remove the drying blood from your coat and mane.
>Small tendrils of red reach out along the surface from their point of origin.
>Damn that was scary.
>You have to be honest with yourself, you need this.
>As Twilight seemingly removes the dense red blood cells from the bath with her magic, your mane, coat, and the water you lie in become cleaner and cleaner.
>Once the warm water has done all it seemingly can, Twilight squits a generous amount of raspberry shampoo into her left hoof.
>She rubs it into your mane first, as it seemingly took the largest amount of the blood; working her way down into your neck, back, barrel, and finally legs.
>Though you initially resist, you eventually find your tongue lolling out of your mouth while a dopey grin spreads across your face.
>"Heh. You like that, Anon?"
"N-no..."
>"Sure you don't."
>Having funnelled all of the blood down the drain, Twilight scoops you up in one of those hooded towels, rubbing your head vigorously underneath the aforementioned towel.
>Seemingly satisfied with her work, Twilight sets you down on the floor.
>Looking in her eyes, you think you can see a glint of guilt.
>"Would you like me to read you a bedtime story, Clover?"
>Input action.

>>136289
say "y-yes, please" in the most shooken up tone you can muster
i mean after all, i dont think a regular person could just shrug off seeing 2 people blow up in from of their faces
[1d100 = 25]

>>136289
no, she can't be allowed in for fear of finding all our sekrit stuff!
[1d100 = 71]