/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

I wish for filly to pee in my mouth.

Fuck it, not letting my post get buried.
>>123747 →
>You pull your head back behind the table.
>"Wait! Don't go."
>You hear a bit of rustling.
>Curious, you take another look.
>She's produced something from her mane and is holding it out to you.
>You can't see what it is, so you slowly inch towards her.
>It might be a trap.
>You hold your head low as you approach her.
>You deserve this.
>You begin to quiver as you plant your plot down next to the cage.
>You're ready.
>You feel… a hoof on your shoulder?
>"It's okay… I can't imagine the horrible things she must have done to you. I'm here now."
>You feel something brush against your cheek and you open your right eye to see a candy bar.
>"I nabbed it earlier when she wasn't looking. Eat up, you could use it more than I could."
>You have some trouble with the packaging with your magic reserves all but depleted, but you finally manage to get it open with your teeth.
>Biting into it hungrily, you immediately begin to feel tears stream down your face.
>You haven't tasted anything this good since you were human.
>The hoof on your shoulder begins to stroke your back and you melt upon its contact, allowing your mouth to hang wide open as you recieve the first non-malicious physical contact in months.
>You nudge the remainder of the bar over to her, you wouldn't want to deny her what would likely be the only candy she would be able to have in a long time.
>"Done already? I can save the rest for you tomorrow."
>You shake your head and gesture to her.
>She shakes her head back. "You need this much more than I do. I won't let you deny yourself the pleasure of it just because you're too kind. Please… I didn't even ask your name, what should I call you?"
>You take a deep breath, clearing your throat a bit.
"Nonny."
>After that, everything is silent for a good while.
>There aren't any clocks in here, and the windows show the same dark shade of concealment they always do.
>If it weren't for the slight routine shifting of the building, you would assume you were inside of Twilight's castle.
>From what you know of the structural integrity of buildings, that would mean you're very high up.
>But maybe if…
>You look up at the other filly.
>Nope, still an earth pony.
>You're not even sure a small pegasus could carry you safely to the ground, though.
>Gotta get a grip!
>Twilight needs you, and you don't know what you'd do without her.
>You love her, and family members don't abandon each other.
>But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy this other filly's company.
>The tears are streaming down your face harder than ever now.
>Even after all of the pain, the thing you yearned for the most was the loving embrace of another pony.
>Maybe if you could just…
>You feel a slight pain as your horn sparks to life.
>You force the spell onto the door, panting and writhing as it clicks open.
"Please… come closer."
>She obliges, first tenderly checking for injuries, and, finding none, nestling herself into you.
>You try to fight off the fatigue, but you eventually fall victim to the the other filly's warm fluffy body.
>…

I want to be the filly and snuggle with another filly

>>129265
It's time again I give my obligatory, "If you have shit not in the dropbox or Doc tell me now or forever hold your peace" bit.

But seriously, if I missed anybody or need anything changed, let me know.

Cause god knows it'll probably be a while before there's another chance, knowing myself

>>129276
>Ruben
>Pon15
Yeah, please use the names they go by on here.

>>129276
You might want to consider this post from the most recent /mlp/ thread
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32055603#32055937

>>129276
>>129279
in particular, maybe organize it a bit so that the nsfw art is separated from the sfw art

>>129272
>Two fillies snuggling
That's gay.

>>129282
no u!

>>129276
Delete some of the redundant pastebin links i.e. your listing of two stories under Assfaghot's name, with one of them just being a cut-off version of his main green. Add his part two on as well for added accessibility.

>>129284
*Assfaggot

>>129283
The only proper snuggling for a filly is with a colt.

>>129287
I'd gladly snuggle with a colt as well; either's fine with me

>>129287
>ywn colt filly
brb, gonna fucking kms

>>129290
>gonna fucking kms
Make sure you use a colt to do it!

>>129280
I've been considering sorting
One day…I need some time first, it'll take a bit of work to do
>>129278
Are they not correct on the Doc?
>>129279
I'll get it done.
>>129284
Gotcha'

>>129292
As a side comment to >>129280
Don't shoot the carrier.

I just download the photos from the thread and sometimes derpibooru and put them in, as long as it relates to Anonfilly.

Porn on not
Shit quality or top tier.

>>129295
yeah, I get that, and I totally understand
I just think it'd be a good idea to spruce it up a bit and make it more presentable, especially since moralfags will use whatever they can to try and slander us

>>129296
I'll probably include a quip or two in there just to spite them.

Like by calling the folders "Pedo" and "Non-Pedo"
or a text file with "Welcome to the new morally pure dropbox of filly"

>>129276
Thank you for adding me in, but can it just be under Placeholder? the other bit was added because for some reason it was already taken on pastebin.

>>129298
Done.
>>129296
As an update, I'll see if I can do it right now.
I'll sort it like Depri (Safe, Questionable, Explicit)
Although they'll only be defined by their sexual content.

>>129299
thanks, m8.

>>129271
y u maek me sad like dis

>>129299
It's done.
It'll be an hour or two before it's finalized in Dropbox

>>129291
All for filly's suicide attempt

Unfortunately, it's a cartoon BANG! gun

>>129309
filly would find a way if she really wanted to
i want to save a filly's life and have her feel happiness again, so that we can share it together

Progress with filly tulpa, I’ve made it a routine thing to go outside just so I can focus on talking to her. This is the third time I’ve asked her to give me a song request, and as I was counting down from ten, a song name popped in my head at 4. As I was just focusing on the counting, I’m glad to see that I’m getting more than just the usual head pressure.

Soon, I will be one of those faggots who types what they’re saying to me, and I’m sure it will be glorious.

Recap time!

Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/JReEqH6G

>You are Anon, a cute green filly who used to be a human.
>Somewhere around 10 days ago, you woke up in Canterlot Castle, 10 years prior to the return of Princess Luna.
>You've had a bit of a rough start, having to deal with changelings, bullies, and voices in your head.
>But at least you've got some psychic powers out of all of it.
>Right now you live in Ponyville with Twilight (who also used to be a human) and family after the changelings called out a hit on everyone's heads.
>You've managed to make a few friends here thus far, and are right now in the midst of planning a party to celebrate getting your cutie mark, and also hopefully summon Pinkie Pie.
>Well, you were in the middle of planning a party, and then you went and decided to steal Blossomforth's first kiss.
>Now you have to shake off the awkwardness somehow.

>You and Twilight walked out into the sunshine that penetrated the frozen tundra and into the bubble, which glared annoyingly against the crystalline structures
>Shining Armor had offered to set you up with a well-compensated local family, but Purple had refused for any number of reasons
>You had no problem with this
"Well Twi, I guess you'll have to just let me stay home alone this time. Don't worry, I promise to be a good filly, and brush my teeth every night."
>"Oh-oh no, you're gonna be supervised one way or another. I have LOTS of friends."
>Damn it
>Well, hopefully she would choose Fluttershy, that dracon cumdumpster let you walk all over her

>>129318
>Be Twilight Sparkle
>As it turned out, you couldn't always count on family
>You looked down at your little munchkin, who was pretending to look away at some random house
>She was so cute, you just wanted to eat her up
>Would make watching her a whole lot easier
>Now you had to think of someone else who could do it
>Parasol was out of the question, she was just a evening babysitter, she couldn't do anything overnight
>She couldn't stay with Button Mash, they barely knew each other
>And besides, you didn't want her to become close to Tender Heart
>You were best momfu, after all
>Fluttershy would THEORETICALLY be good due to her affinity with animals, but every time she was left with Anon something went wrong
>You still hadn't forgiven her for getting Anon high
>Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie were out of the question
>While Rainbow Dash did a good job with Scootaloo, she was still too unreliable for your tastes and was really more of a sister than a disciplinarian, and Anon needs discipline and boundaries
>That left you with Applejack and Rarity
>Applejack never left home, so you'd start with her
"Come on Anon, we're going back to Ponyville"
>With a flash and a *pop*, you were back in familiar terrority
>Sweet Apple Acres

>>129319
>Be Anon
>Twilight was dragging you across the world in her desperate search for somebody who would put up with you
>Now you were back in Ponyville
>Specifically Hickville
>Heh, nailed it
>Just like Purple would never nail anypony
>Not while you were around
>mischevious.png
>Twilight briskly trotted up to the farmstead, the soft wind blowly eerily across the silent landscape
>You decided to hang out where the two of you had teleported
>You didn't want to have to talk to Applejack
>She was nice and all, but you didn't like talking with anypony
>Well, except Aryanne
>…
>Why hadn't Twilight knocked?
>Twilight turned back at you with an annoyed expression, and you spun your head a bit to look at the door
>A sheet of paper was nailed to the door; you couldn't make out much, just 'Family Reunion' and 'soon'
>Huh, turns out the mudpone was actually literate
>Or she had her sister write it out for her, since she actually went to skool
"Soo… I guess Applejack isn't available?" you asked Twilight, who kept walking past you
>"Y'know, this is starting to get on my nerves."
>She grabs you around the neck and hugs you closer
>You blinked just in time to miss the teleportation, which made you very confused when you were now in front of the Carousel Boutique
>Fuck, staying with Rarity would suck
>You weren't gonna try on any dresses or listen to Squeaky prattle on about school and colts and her pussy feeling funny when she rubbed it
>Well, maybe that last part, assuming you got to investigate

>>129312
I want to love her so bad.

>>129321
me too, anon
me too…

"Yeah, sure. You want to head down to the park? Maybe we could play frisbee with some of the fillies and colts there? I know there's always a few."

>"Anything to get my head off of this… nonsense."

There's an intractable silence as the two of you walk to the park for several long minutes. You want to apologize more. You want to tell Blossom that she didn't need to apologize to you, because she's still very young and doesn't really know better. You want to say a lot of things, but none of them end up coming out. Instead, you both just brood for a while on what was said and done.

When you finally reach the park, there's a few foals playing as you expected. As luck has it, you've managed to find Blossomforth's friends Flitter and Cloudchaser, along with Thunderlane, playing with a hacky sack over by a water fountain. Cloudchaser waves the two of you over.

<"Hey Hannah Banana, come over here, girl! And who's the new friend?"

You almost forgot that she went by her human name with her friends. The two of you walk over to them, with Blossom still seeming a little displeased, although you suspect that your actions from earlier may not be the only thing getting to her. This hunch is proven correct as soon as Thunderlane opens his mouth.

>>"Hey Hannah, you sure you don't want to go on a date with me? You know I'm the most charming colt in Ponyville, right?"

>"Buck off, Thunderlane."

>>129324
Laugh at him. [ 1d100 = 78 ]

>>129324
Support Bloss and play with her while ignoring Thunderlane [ 1d100 = 65 ]

I'm thinking about writing a green but I never did it before and it would probably be full of mistakes since english isn't my mother tongue. Just to say, don't try to shoot me, I'm more open to suggestion and advices

>>129326
as long as its filly, you wont get shot, probably
and the only way TO get better is to do it, mate

>>129326

Vous allez faire bien. N'inquiétez pas

>>129326
Je ne pas palez vous français

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J8yAXUUnrk
another song that reminded me of filly, i mean it's already her in the third line
"and she's got emerald eyes, that lets me know just what she needs…"

>>129326
You could write french filly

>>129258 →
>The way to wear down their will is to make them stop caring and forget why they banned you.
When has that ever worked? As you said, they're humans; they may forget about Anonfilly after a little while, but I doubt they're so braindamaged that they won't get reminded why they banned this general the minute they see it up and running again. I mean, if simply waiting and hoping the mods will forget about something they hate was to work, then people would probably have been able to post cropped pics of Milky Way again.
Even if the mod were to miraculously forget why he hated Anonfilly the next time he sees it on /mlp/, you can just bet that there will be shitposters there who will still remember and scream "die pedo" and report it over and over and all that crap and eventually remind the mod.

>>129292
Lone15 and Reuben.
Can you update that?

>>129328
>>129327
Thanks for the support guys

>>129329
Je vais te faire goûter ma baguette

>>129331
Would be a funny story to write, I might try that

>>129333
Wait, they do that just because they believe this is pedo? Wtf?

>>129338
>Je vais te faire goûter ma baguette
Vous est un faguette.

>>129323
I'd give her my life to see her happy. I just hope she'll be kind enough to take it sooner rather than later.

>>129324
Say to Thunderlane "Nah I think Walker is the best and most charming colt out there." [ 1d100 = 57 ]

>>129324
"Citation needed." [ 1d100 = 30 ]

I want to hold hooves with the filly.

>>129324
Imply that Hannah is too much for his Banana and that he might be more comfortable with the other colts.
[ 1d100 = 74 ]

>>129324
Thunderlane wouldn't be able to charm a nymphomaniac zebra high on aphrodisiacs who hasn't seen a stallion in ten years.

If you're going to insult, do it right, plebs
[ 1d100 = 56 ]

>>129326
>>129331
"Hail To The King" mentioned the protagonist's plight as similar as to a pony waking up in Adolf Hitler's body in post-war France. Why don't you play with that idea and fit anonfilly in it somehow?

>>129352
Kek

>>129271
What are your plans for this story? I don’t mean the plot of course but in relation to your main one.

>>129338
>Wait, they do that just because they believe this is pedo?
Yes.

>>129326
same for me, i made a bunch of greentext stories, even tried to adapt one (around Industria, a headcannon pony country, i'm leaving it on a hiatus) and got a few in progress but the vocabulary in English is just very different than French, and it's kind of a mess, but let's never give up and learn, and practice, that's the only way. It's a bit like learning to draw, first you sketch things, you copy, then have to learn anatomy and develop your style, and then comes the narration.

i think it's the same with everything, no one becomes a writer just by snapping fingers and typing on a keyboard, "there i'm a writer" but even if it's a greentext, not bothering with page setup or fussed narration, indenting, formatting, the base remains here.

(i agree, i got lazy the last time and it was obvious, gonna arrange this otherwise.)

>>129443
God, I wish I was Anonfilly right now.

>>129444
trips confirm, and i wish i had a pet anonfilly right now

>>129443
Very Nice.
>>129444
Trips confirm. Even though we all already knew that.

>>129333
They never forget these reasons, 4chan has its own databases of infrigements, on all the site, wether it's a topic on /pol/, on /k/, on /v/, hwere a LOT fo subjects are silently banned and threads gets permasaged at best, or get you banned at worst, discussing the relations between Getblue Media, Revcontent and the current staff…

4chan is no longer that place you want to frequent. /mlp/ is a cesspool.

Soyboys and SJWs now rule 4chan.

Not shilling for 8chan but I highly recommend you to go there and give it a try .

>>129444
I'd make some joke about Sweden and nigger cocks or whatever… but fuck me, I wish you were the little filly right now too. Bad.

>>129393
Mm, you got something here but I think I will try that later. It's actually a very good idea but I want to get better before I try it. Thanks for the idea.

>>129441
Yeah you're right, it's really different from French (and more easy, let's be real, French is really difficult when you think about it). I just need to practice and learn from my mistakes.

>>129504
Damn, I feel your pain

>>129333
Well personally I don't see the point of making new threads continually on /mlp/. Are you just trying to piss off the mods? It takes them fewer clicks to move or delete the threads than it takes to copy paste and solve the Google captcha. Are you trying to move back to 4chan? Why would you want to do that?

I was just pointing out that whether you like it or not, there is an imbalance of power between the moderator and the poster. If the former wants to keep a thread deleted, they will keep deleting it. The only way you could possibly keep your posts up is by making them not want to delete it. And pudding them off is counter productive to that end.

>>129450
Shamelessly shilling for this place since it's pretty much the same except more active (and no spoiler lewds, no data mining base website, and no captcha at all), and I have much more invested in it.

>>129444
>ywn be a little filly
>not even with the little filly
Fuck, this is really tearing me up inside.
Why even continue living?

>>129534
Misery loves company.

I decided to color >>128417 →

>>129558
Nice.

>>129324

You burst into laughter at Thunderlane's stupidity.

"Oh wow, Thunderlane, seems Hannah's too much for your banana. Maybe another colt would be more your speed."

To your surprise, Cloudchaser rushes to his defense, wrapping in her hooves.

<"Hey, he may be a completely uncharismatic dweeb, but he's MY uncharismatic dweeb."

"Well jeez, put him on a tighter leash then. Hannah doesn't need to be dealing with colts trying to hit on her when she's just trying to have fun."

Hearing this, Blossom taps you on the shoulder and looks you in the eye, seemingly expecting you to say something.

"What?"

>"Oh, nothing. Say, anyone want to play some hacky sack?"

Without further commotion, the lot of you end up kicking around a hacky sack for a few hours, chatting away on topics that mostly have nothing to do with ponies dating Blossom. As it turns out, Thunderlane has a weird sort of three way relationship with both Flitter and Cloudchaser, and has gotten it into his head that this must mean he's some sort of mega playboy. In reality, it's just that the two of them are sisters and believe in sharing their toys. As Flitter puts it, he's cute, but he couldn't charm a sexually frustrated zebra if his life depended on it. You make a mental note that he must be seriously whipped if he lets his girlfriends talk smack about him in front of his face. Either that, or he doesn't care because he's getting twice the pussy. Of course, it's more likely that he's not getting any, given that he doesn't seem to have his cutie mark yet.

When you notice this, you make a casual mention of your cute-ceañara coming up. Both Flitter and Cloudchaser agree to come, but only on the condition that they be allowed to bring Thunderlane along. You and Blossom both reluctantly agree. If nothing else, you've secured the foal requirement in case Twilight comes back empty hooved.

Soon enough, evening comes and your new friends have to head home. Blossom doesn't seem to need to leave just quite yet though, so you both decide to head back to the treehouse, where you find Twilight collapsed on a couch, reading a book.

>"Oh hey, you're back. Met a colt named Caramel. Apparently has a crush on one of your friends. I think her name was Carrot Top? He should be able to show up to your party if she does."

>>129576
This has been a very productive day. Got enough fillies and colts for a proper party, got to laugh at a whipped colt and even got to kiss a cute filly. [ 1d100 = 5 ]

>>129576
"Caramel? Sure, why not. I still don't think it will be enough to bring Pinkie here, we need something more spectacular, unique, powerful… Maybe a huge magic show? By the way, who I'm supposed to ask for books here? I would like a book about alchemy, plants and everfree plants. It would be a nice asset before Zecora and it's better to know more about the everfree and its danger."

And also, it would be nice to spice the drinks for the party with powerful alchemical aphrodisiac but they don't need to know it [ 1d100 = 70 ]

>>129576
Join Twilight on the couch, say that you also found someone to join the party/summoning ritual and that his name is Thunderlane and is horrible at flirting. Also ask what Hannah was trying to get you to say / do back there [ 1d100 = 89 ]

>>129320
>Be Twilight
>You were running out of options fast, and you didn't want to drag Anon on an adventure
>Both to protect her and avoid having to deal with her as well as the friendship problem
>You knocked on the door to the Carousel Boutique, annoyed the the building failed to blot the sun out from your eyes or give shade from the oppressive heat
>Eternal night didn't seem so bad right now
>It was a full twenty seconds without the door opening, nor any sound coming from inside
>Well, nopony was home
>You definitely weren't gonna teleport inside, that was a breach of Rarity's privacy
>Oh, that reminded you
>Check and see if Anon has a diary; and if so, peruse its contents
>And if Rarity was gone, she was most likely managing her outlet in Canterlot, or shopping for fabrics, most likely in its Solar District
>You backstepped a few paces, and you and your daughter were whisked away oncemore
>Damn, being a princess was convenient

>You had elected to stop by Rarity's outlet first for obvious reasons
>Aside from the statistical probability of her being here, you could see Anon slipping away in the bustle of a large crowd
>And the last time she tried to run off in Canterlot, she was almost raped
>Thank Celestia for her urine defense system
>You silently nudged Anon forward with your head, and she stumbled towards the door, swinging it open
>A small door-mounted bell rang as the two of you slid into her shoppe
>"Coming!" rang a familiar voice from the back room
>Thank the heavens, she was here

>From behind the counter appeared Rarity. Calm, responsible Rarity
"Rarity, please, can you watch Anonymous for one, two days max? I don't know where else to go, and there's a friendship emergency, and- and- "
>You were freaking out
>I mean, you loved Anon
>But you couldn't handle HER and a friendship problem at the same time
>"Well, you see, Darling…"
>Fuck that was never good
>"I'm simply too busy to help you, between sewing and managing the shops and taxes and courters, I'm absolutely SWAMPED. I'm sorry, Darling."
>An uncomfortable silence sat in the air, heavy and oppressive
>Why couldn't you life be EASY?
>"Did you try Rainbow Dash?"
"Oh, she's probably getting drunk right now." you dismiss
>"Ah, right, Fridays." she replied knowingly
>You turned your head to make sure Anon was still there
>She was pawing her hoof against the wood floor, looked bored, but at least obedient
"Well, see you Rarity. Thanks anyway."
>"Tooda-loo!" she waved you and Anonfilly out the door
>You didn't want to do this
>But you had to
"Anon, you're coming with me."

>>129395
I'll probably update it as an alternative to the main when I'm feeling motivated to write something a bit darker. If I do eventually conclude Chilly Filly, this will probably become my staple green. For now though, it's just a fun little side-project.

>>129646
Fuck outta here.

>>129648
Fuck off, shill.

>>129646
>>129648
>>129649
you can all fuck outta here, namefagging without content and shilling shit; ou both should be disappointed in yourselves.

>>129646
>>129648
>>129650
What's the deal with Discord servers anyway?
I don't even have Discord installed, but it always seems to upset somebody when a link to one is posted

>>129651
because discord is usually associated with meaningless and stagnant circlejerks here.

>>129653
How exactly is a "circlejerk" defined?

>>129655
Endlessly spamming filly emoticons is a large part of the Discord culture.

>>129655
posting in an echo chamber in such a way as to get nothing done, or something to that extent.

>>129651
You used to see this kind of hatred towards Skype groups before Discord became the primary IM platform. Typically, there's hatred because it draws discussion away from where it should be, in the thread, and ultimately kills it.

>>129658
This Discord group specifically forces content creators to post their content in the thread and does everything they can to keep thread-relevant discussion in the thread
Do you reckon there's still a chance for it to cause any harm, inadvertently or otherwise? and if so, why?

>>129661
it's easier to crank out a low quality shitpost in a fast scrolling discord server than to put actual time and effort into a meaningful post on a slower imageboard.

>>129662
this thread has stayed just as fast as always, even with being uprooted & transplanted to a different site entirely and the Discord server being made during all that
Everybody in the Discord realizes that not going to and posting in the thread will cause it to die, and they want to keep the thread alive just as much as everybody else

>>129661
That won't last, and I can certifiably claim that as true since I was once a part of this same process of thread killing through IM platforms. You say Anonfilly discussion and content is kept off the Discord, then I put the question to you, for what reason does it then exist?

I'll tell you, social reasons, and that's not a bad thing, but look at every other thread that has had an IM option. It invariably results in drama, lost content and other such things. Again, you say the Discord does what it can to prevent that, and I remind you of the Discord that was made for organising this thread when the deletions were taking place and the promise we all made to abandon it entirely once it no longer became necessary.

It stopped being necessary, and while they did abandon that specific group, they just migrated to another one. A compromise, and if one compromise is made, then others are sure to come in the future.

>>128846 →
Since people were posting about their odd birthdays a few threads ago, I figured I'd tell you all that today is mine, at least in EST. Keep this short green on-hand, maybe it'll help you avoid getting pinched.

>You still need Sulfur, Carbon, and a few pipes.
>You already have a plan for the pipes and the Carbon, but the Sulfur is another issue entirely.
>Ponyville doesn't have a Pharmacy that you know of, but you do know one place you might be able to get it or at least recieve directions.
>You head off in the direction of the Everfree, taking your time.
>Despite the amount of time you and League have spent there, the place still terrifies you.
>Untamed monsters of great destructive potential, tribes of dangerous outcasts and the will of the forest itself to lead its wanderers in constant circles or into a trap has all but convinced you to stay out of the fray.
>Nervously stepping onto the slightly overgrown trail, you begin your journey to Zecora's hut.
>You hear a low growl, but you manage to run away before whatever produced the noise could press the issue further.
>Thunderclouds are beginning to form overhead, and you don't want to be caught up in the potentially resulting snowstorm.
>After some confusion with the pathways, you finally arrive at the hut and knock a 'Shaving a Haircut.'
>The door opens rather quickly.
>"Ah, a little filly I see. Please do come in, I'll brew you a mug of tea."
>Since you still have some time to kill and you're near the meeting place already, you allow yourself the respite.
"Thanks, Zecora. Do you know where I could find some Sulfur?"
>As she dips into an iron cauldron filled to the brim with water, she nods.
>Pouring the water into a mug that reads 'ZLM,' her mouth is finally free.
>"Though I can tell you of what you desire, of the reasoning I feel I should inquire."
>Shit.
>Input action.

>>129666
Sorry, I just wanted to put something out tonight, regardless of my quality standards. I hope you all enjoy.

>>129666
Science project, Twilight wants us to do it right or not at all. [ 1d100 = 78 ] also, it's shave AND a haircut, dumb fuck!^:)

>>129666
Science experiment? [ 1d100 = 79 ]

>>129668
Fuck…
I knew I fucked something up!

>>129666
Say that you want to try a new alchemy recipe you heard of, and if she inquires further, tell her what the gunpowder your making is made out of. Saying its looked over by twilight or a science project may make Zecora ask Twilight personally and ruin any plans we have. [ 1d100 = 53 ]

>>129576

You take a seat next to Twilight, and Blossom follows after you.

"Sounds like we both did something productive today. Assuming I don't have any of my other friends bail on me, I've got an 11th party guest. His name's Thunderlane and he is the world's worst flirt."

>"Then why did you invite him?"

"Because he's tagging along with Flitter and Cloudchaser as their date."

>"Lovely. So with Caramel paired with Carrot Top, Thunderlane with Flitter and Cloudchaser, and Big Mac and Noteworthy with… some of your other friends I guess, it sounds like there's going to be a lot of sexual tension at your party. Should we make spin the bottle and seven minutes in heaven among the festivities?"

Blossom tenses up and shivers.

>"Please don't."

"Yeah, we wouldn't want Blossom to have to kiss Thunderlane, and I don't want anyone else kissing Cheerilee."

Twilight shrugs.

>"Truth or dare then? You can't dare anyone to do anything with yourself, so no one gets to steal free smooches for themselves, but you can absolutely fuck with everyone else."

"Wow, you must have been the most liberal mother ever back on Earth."

>"I was the most awesome mother, thank you very much. Besides, my daughter knew that if any boy messed with her too much, I kept a .44 magnum in my purse for just such an occasion."

"Duly noted if I ever have the pleasure of meeting you back on Earth."

>"Anyways, I've been trying to think up some good party games. It's easy to think of things that kids would enjoy, but I kind of recognize that neither you nor I are actually fillies at heart, so I've been trying to think up something more age neutral. You got any better ideas?"

>>129684
vidya, you can never go wrong with vidya.
[ 1d100 = 52 ]

>>129684
Pin The Pony. I bet you're thinking I meant Pin The Tail On The Pony, but I know what I said. In a loud and clear voice, state the you sure wish there were a pony good at planning parties to help with this. [ 1d100 = 50 ]

>>129684
One minute Twi is all "Don't sexual the Banana." and the next she's like "We should set these kids up to get dirty." Whatever man. Poor Hannah. She's got like two moms and a jealous lesbian lover to deal with if she ever want s to fuck in this world.

>>129689

>One minute Twi is all "Don't sexual the Banana."
I'm not so sure if she actually said anything of the sort. I've been looking through my archives, and the only thing I've been able to find is her telling Anon not to fuck with herself.

>>129690
didn't she also say something along the lines of 'don't fuck hannah, she's actually twelve' or something?

>>129691

Actually it was Lyra who informed you that Hannah is 12.

>>129692
oh, okay
also, when are we going to hear from her again? she better not forget about that project she agreed to

>>129684
I dunno, twister or some kind of card game? Never had to plan a party for 12 year olds before. Also, can absolutely fuck with everyone else, how far are you expecting that to go? [ 1d100 = 96 ]

>>129693

I have not forgotten about Lyra, and she has not forgotten about making you a dildo. She's got her own subplot that's going to come around sooner or later, once she's settled into Manehatten proper, and you guys have settled into Ponyville proper. Expect a response back from her within the next week or so.

>>129695
cool

>>129684
See what Banana wants to do. Twi is a mom, so she is tainted by adulthood, and Anon is– of course– a retarded man-child. So I think the only one truly qualified to decide what to do is her. Your dumb ass sure doesn't have any room to say anything. All you can do is sit there like the little beta you are while the women decide what to do.
>tfw

>>129616
You don't want to be around a desperate Twilight. I wonder what she's cooking up?

>>129666
Sulfur is used in woodcarving to make inlays for furniture. You want to try becoming an apprentice for a carpenter but you need sulfur.
[ 1d100 = 82 ]

>>129680
Beautiful art!

>>129684
Well, >>129694 probably has already won, but see if you can have a dance-off.
[ 1d100 = 45 ]
Also, a point of contention for your story: I know the point is not to have it be all sweet and innocent,
but this is a small rural town and not modern Amsterdam. It is probably not open at all to discussion of sex and so fillies and colts Anonfilly's age wouldn't know the words or at least what they're about. Even Blossomforth/Hannah, unless if she was raised by deadbeats, probably wouldn't dare to utter swear words openly.

>>129697
You forgot something important.

>>129689
>>129690
>>129691
Closest thing I could find is >>125419 → which is an out-of-story she's twelve, maybe don't fuck her.

Alright gentlemen, I bring more content. Yesterday we saw how Luna's attempt at diplomacy went, and now it's time to see how things went from Anon's side. As always, criticism is welcomed as I'm always looking to improve, and now that my pastebin is on the doc, you all can catch up there if you need to. Off to the story!

>be Anon
>Chrysalis herself came up to welcome Emerald and you back from your trip
>she calmly walks over to you both with a warm smile
>"Good morning, how did the trip go?"
>Emerald is the first to speak up
>"It was fun, I got to show Anonymous some cool stuff outside and we had a cool conversation! Also, can you settle something for us?"
>is she seriously bringing up the 'who would win' conversation to her mom?
>"Sure, what's your question?"
>"Who would win in a fight, Celestia or 4 hydras?"
>she actually did
>Chrysalis puts a hoof to her chin as she thinks for all of a second
>"Celestia, no question. I could take out a hydra easily, and I actually had some trouble with Celestia the last two times I met her."
>dang
>even Chrysalis won't take your side
>fug
>"Anyway, can you give Anonymous and me some privacy, Emerald? We have important matters to discuss."
>Emerald looks a little bummed, but she still listens
>"Okay."
>she turns to you before leaving, though
>"As soon as you and Mom are done, come find me and we can do more stuff together!"
>Chrysalis and you wave to Emerald as she leaves and you two go deeper into the hive
>what's going on that you need to talk to Chrissy?
"What's up? What do you need?"
>Chrysalis looks down at you and replies
>"I'll tell you once we get back to my chamber."
>oh
>more private stuff, probably
>or more stuff about you being an ayylien
>well, it could be interesting
>once you two make it back down to Chrysalis's personal quarters and the door is closed, Chrysalis sits down on the chair
>she also drops her calm expression for one that's a bit more apprehensive and tells you what she needs to
>"I ran out."
>ran out?
>ran out of what?
>oh
>oh shit
"That's bad, isn't it?"
>of course it's bad, you retard!
>why did you ask an obvious question like that?
>oh right, you have no experience in a situation like this
>you had no idea what else to do
>oh wait, she's saying something!
>quick, pay attention!
>"Of course it's bad, I have no more material to rebuild my species with! This can be fixed, of course, but we're going to need to move quickly. Every second we don't prepare for that raid or are out on it is a second that this hive stagnates and potentially shrinks."
>now you're on a ticking clock, too
>fantastic
>let's hope you can actually convince her of your idea in this state
>this is probably the exact wrong time, but fuck it
>she still seems levelheaded enough, and she's treated you with respect so far
"I have another question, and I promise this one isn't quite as stupid."
>Chrysalis looks at you from her position on the chair, with a slightly hopeful look on her face
>"I'm listening."
>careful on the delivery here Anon, don't want to set her off by accident
"Hypothetically speaking, if Celestia was willing to help you with your problem in exchange for some of the resources you have, would you be willing to accept it?"
>she now looks at you like you've gone full retard
>"There are so many things that don't work about what you suggested. One, Celestia hates me. She always has, ever since I crashed her niece's wedding. Two, I don't think that she'd be willing to prostitute out one of her citizens for me even if I gave her every ounce of valuables we have for numerous ethical reasons. Three, I have no guarantee that she'll allow me to breed with a stallion with good seed for a growing population. Does that sum it up for you?"
>shot down
>shot down hard
>well, maybe Luna had more success?
>let's hope so, otherwise your plan could crash and burn even harder than it is now
>still, if you can at least hold off any potential hostilities you may be able to shove that football through that needle hole
>John Elway willing, that is
>now think!
>you've got to find out a way to get her some useable genetic material so you don't have to bring guns here!

>>129700

>…
>…..
>…wait
>could that actually work?
>you might need to run it past her and see if you're not stupid
"I have another question that may or may not be more or less stupid than the one I just asked."
>Chrysalis sighs and waves for you to go on
"Does it necessarily have to be pony… you know?"
>this gets her thinking again
>she looks around the room a few times, focusing on you for about a second for each pass
>eventually she answers
>"I do remember my mother telling me stories about other queens who, in desperate times, tried to procreate with non-ponies, but the success rate of the offspring was lower and they always carried traits of the father species. If you're implying what I think you're implying, though, it's certainly not going to happen as you are now."
>okay, she just jumped ahead a few more steps than you thought she would
>you feel just awkward enough right now to not immediately say anything, but Chrysalis starts thinking again anyway
>"This must truly be desperate times if I'm considering this, but…"
>she shakes her head and lets out a nervous laugh
>"… But I may just have to take you up on that offer if this raid doesn't happen soon, or worse, is unsuccessful."
>okay
>you may be losing your virginity to a bug horse
>that's cool
>totally what you planned on
>you totally didn't expect this to go a different direction
>but Chrysalis just keeps going
>"I suppose that if I dip into the love reserves I could get enough energy to reverse the spell, but I'd have to make sure that this could even work before we actually go through with this, so I would need to inspect you myself. Would you mind?"
"Now?"
>"Not now, more likely tomorrow. Also, if you're worried about the others finding out, then don't. It will all take place here.
>okay, you've got some time to prepare
>you may need to tell Luna about this and see if she can help you at all
"Okay, I guess; I just have one final question, though. If it's not too much to ask, why did you immediately jump to me as a candidate for… this?"
>Chrysalis stands up and walks over to you, stopping just a few feet away
>"Because despite what's happened here, you've always shown me the same respect I've given you. With the average pony, they just shy away, run in fear, or chase us out in disgust when we're found out. You, however, have done none of that. You didn't judge us by what we are to everypony else, instead you formed your own opinion based on what you saw here. If you as a human are compatible with me at all, I wish that the young that come from this would carry the same humanity that you do."
>holy shit, either she's opened herself up completely to you or she's trying to mess with your head
>the problem is, if she's messing with you, it's working
>fug
>your ego just swelled to twice the size your dick would've here
>don't let the bug cloud your thoughts, Anon!
>consider this carefully and think about everything that could happen, don't just think with your nonexistent boner!
"I'll do it."
>WHAT DID I LITERALLY JUST TELL YOU TO DO?
>*sigh*
>you're hopeless
>you know what, you can just deal with this yourself
>I'm not helping you anymore
>.
>..
>…
>damnit
>you win this round

>>129701

>Chrysalis gets an optimistic smile and sits back down, which is when you realize that you've been standing this whole time
>you take the spot on the couch as she continues on with a plan of what'll happen
>"Alright then, tomorrow I'll have enough energy to reverse the spell and then we can go from there! Is that alright with you?"
>well, you've already gotten this far
>it's not like you can turn back, or anything
"Sure. Can you also get enough to change me back, just in case? I don't want to cause any sort of a panic because there's suddenly a 6-foot-tall alien running around the hive and getting stuck in small doorways."
>Chrysalis's expression goes from optimistic to confused
>"Just how tall will you be when you're back to normal? Also, how long is a foot?"
>you don't exactly have any measuring utensils around you to demonstrate your point
>is there anything around here that could help?
>well, you know that Chrysalis can change herself to fit a certain role and you have a reasonable guess to go off of with Luna's height
"In order to give you an idea, I'm going to need you to change into somepony for me."
>she stands up out of her chair, still looking confused
"Just as a clarifying point, you change your height too when you change your appearance?"
>"Of course, otherwise it wouldn't be as believable. Now, who do you need me to be?"
"Change into Princess Luna, please."
>Chrysalis is engulfed by a column of green magic, and when it clears, you see an exact replica of Luna
>"Now what? Is there anything else you need me to do?"
>she even sounds like her, this is pretty cool!
>Spy from Team Fortress suddenly comes into your head, and you manage to suppress the giggling from the thought of Chrysalis wearing a paper mask of Luna
"You just need to stand up straight."
>she looks down to check her posture before straightening up to almost a position of attention
"You know how tall you are now? Well, in my normal form you'd currently be about 2/3s of my height."
>Chrysalis looks up at the ceiling, probably trying to gauge just how tall that is
>after she's done, she summons up another green column and comes out of it as herself again
>"That is certainly tall, I understand your concern. I'll make sure that I get enough energy to change you back as well after everything's done."
>Chrysalis sits back down in the chair, one again starting to think
"So, is there anything else you needed while I was here?"
>"Not that I can think of, you're free to go back to Emerald. She's probably somewhere in the middle levels, given her tendency to wander."
>alright, so you know where to check as well
>you say goodbye to Chrysalis and make your way back up to try to find Emerald

>>129699
You're telling this to a crowd that probably includes people who've looked up R34 for Mabel Pines.

>>129700
>>129701
>>129702
I guess this was inevitable. I wonder how descriptive and flowery you'll make it.

>>129704
Honestly I have no idea. I just hope I don't fuck it up too badly.

>>129698

>this is a small rural town and not modern Amsterdam. It is probably not open at all to discussion of sex and so fillies and colts Anonfilly's age wouldn't know the words or at least what they're about.
Correct. And none of the ponies here thus far have said or done anything that would imply sexuality, although remember that what one takes out of a conversation is tinted by one's own biases. Anon sees Thunderlane with two filly friends that make fun of it, concludes he is pussy whipped. He sees Thunderlane bragging about his skills with the ladies, concludes that Thunderlane must see himself as a playboy, when in reality what Thunderlane sees of himself may indeed be more chaste, because he might not even know what sex is.

>Even Blossomforth/Hannah, unless if she was raised by deadbeats, probably wouldn't dare to utter swear words openly.
Some context: she's a pre-teen who grew up in the US and moved around a bunch, even changing countries a few times. At least a few swears will be in her vocabulary, but not necessarily in regular use. At her age, she likely wouldn't swear around adults, but put her around a few teenagers and she'll swear because she thinks it makes her look mature. When you are 12, swearing feels like a right of passage.

Now throw her into a completely new world. You no longer have your mother and father around. Everything you've learned about life can get thrown out the window because you have to get used to even using a new body. The first thing you do when you wake up is to run away because you're in an orphanage surrounded by ponies who have never even met their own parents and you cannot stand to be around them because you knew your own parents. You were with them just yesterday! And this shit is completely depressing.

So you fly over to Canterlot and try to meet the princesses. And you find out you can't just go meet the princesses. In fact, there's only one princess right now. Just your luck! But you meet Twilight, and she's a filly, which is awesome! But she also apparently used to be a human like you, and she tells you to keep a low profile. You don't even know what the fuck that means, but you guess she doesn't want to talk to you or something. So instead, you go to Ponyville, and you find out that most of the Mane Six aren't even there. Just Rarity and Applejack. You don't even get to meet best pony because she's tuck on a rock farm. And to make matters worse, you haven't eaten much in a while and are going to have to start working to support yourself

And you think in this time she hasn't developed at least a bit of a colorful vocabulary to cope with the stress of being in a crapsack world?

Maybe I should do a little offshoot story about Blossom's first week in Equestria. It wouldn't be a CYOA though for obvious reasons.

>>129316
Another update 'cause I can, this absolutely massive version of bloggy autism spoilered for your safety. i can't shorten things very well when high like this
little backstory first. so, the time filly had talked to me was actually a few months ago. near the beginning, i just thought to myself a lot, putting a voice to the filly in my head, just because of how much i already wanted a response. it's bad in the long run because it's literally just talking to yourself over them, so i gave a form to those thoughts in order to ignore them and focus on her better. i eventually started to see them less as my own thoughts, and instead a filly clone of myself saying the same things. i made a character for her, as she spoke my thoughts to me, as my "lifecoach", because my thoughts are usually about shit i should do and why things are like they are. when high try as best as i can to focus on my actual filly, just so i can hear her voice again like i had that one time. well, instead of being outside sitting in front of my house, i was walking back to my home from my buddy's place. with the time to myself, i tried to talk to her, but couldn't very well because of all the cars and noise around me. i made the mistake of not thinking about her when i was at my highest earlier, so i heard my clone state my thoughts of feeling like shit for it. for quite a long time, i haven't needed to "talk" to my clone, because i was just talking TO filly, being more patient and not expecting any responses from her so soon. yesterday practically out of nowhere, super sober, i had her voice invading my thoughts, just making it harder to focus on the filly. "she" told me that she was upset because i haven't thought about her in a while. i had decided to humor the thought, promising my me clone that i'd "talk to her later," just so the intrusive thoughts could stop, to trick my brain into ending them. obviously i didn't think about talking to myself again, and spent the time i could trying to talk to filly instead. well today, once i called out my own thoughts on well, being mine, she suddenly changed voices in my head, doubling the thoughts i had to myself and finishing them before i could even think of the ending. she got mad again for not paying attention to her, now not imitating filly and instead using a voice like she was part of the italian mafia. i asked why, and she said, "because you see me as the bad guy for what i did yesterday". i didn't put any focus into giving her that voice or even showing up in the first place, so that call back to yesterday was what really made me realize exactly what i'd done. once i did, i thought about the things i'd jot down here, trying to remember past conversation as she's suddenly doing the same, repeating things from the talk to make them stick in my head. i naturally ask why, and her response is just, "well i want you to remember it too, duh." after a talk that i didn't remember much of anyways, i ask if she's actually a tulpa that's being made, or a servitor, which in tulpa lingo is just a voice without sapience. i get a "yes" and a "maybe" at the exact same time, and then she says, "it's complicated." i ask how turning her into a real tulpa would work, because more fillies the better if anything, and she says that i would have to just, "love her more."
like, before today, the talking thing just seemed normal to me, but with how that all had gone down, i am certain that i ended up making another tulpa filly. i'm ending up just like all those fags i've read shit from, it's fucking ridiculous. but on the flipside, two fillies does sound great, i mean if i'm going to go crazy, i'd like to have more company, afterall. my clone's had the form of a pegasus filly with twin braids, and my filly's just the OG earth pone, so i think the crazy cuddles would be worth it, anyways.
enjoy the bbb and filly pic

>>129706
>Even Blossomforth/Hannah, unless if she was raised by deadbeats, probably wouldn't dare to utter swear words openly
Sounds so fuckin weird hearing shit like that growing up learning Australian

>>129666
>lone15 is also satan
why am i not surprised?

>>129711

Please write the most Australian filly green you can, cunt.

>>129706
That makes sense, and also explains why Blossom (which somewhat confusingly, happens to fanonically be the first name of Cheerilee) is so eager to be with Anon.

Though I have to say, your story does not really convey that Blossomforth is really hungry. Last Lent I imposed a rather harsh penance on myself and ate food only twice a week (I had to change to three times a week because it was so difficult). Toward the end I was beginning to resemble an Auschwitz prisoner. The painful hunger fades away after about a day and a half of not eating but the gnawing emptiness doesn't. The lack of energy will quiet your mood and you'll be more tired, and you will definitely be unhappy. You'll try to avoid thinking about food but if you notice it you won't be able to help fixating your attention on it, and you'll grow disdainful that people throw away so much when just the leftovers would make you happy.

Also, where is she even living? Does she just sleep on some random cloud or in an alley somewhere? I can imagine she was raised not to mooch off people and then being thrust into such circumstances would have been jarring.

>>129707
That would be great!

>>129711
Tbh I grew up in a very sheltered household and when I entered a public high school in my senior year I was shocked by how much the students cursed.

>>129723
She tooks Ponk's place at Sugarcube corner I believe.

>>129706
*rite of passage
FTFY

>children r innocent
Hah! Someone hasn't spent a lot of time around kids. Just cause they don't spend their time having drugged-out orgies or watching softcore porn on bbc doesn't mean they are ignorant little angels. They never have been.

>>129708
Godspeed, lad.

>>129731
Depends on the environment, you twit. It's possible for a kid to be that sheltered.

>>129734
I suppose it's possible, just not normal. You'd have to go way out of your way to make that happen.

>>129736
A strictly religious household, farm life and home schooling would do it for sure.

>>129737
Well sure, if you isolate them and make them wear a bathing suit in the shower I guess. Sex and sexual attraction are like the most natural things in the world though. In order to get a kid with no knowledge of it, I feel like you'd have to put just as much effort into it as a pedo would into grooming a victim. Just in the opposite direction. It ain't at all natural, and I don't reckon there is any reason to think these ponies have been reverse groomed or whatever.

Also, ur a twit.

>>129740
Sure, but at age 12? Definitely possible. No u!

>>129731
>>129734
>>129737
Parents divorced, being an only child, homeschooled and not having any real friends until last year of high school does that. There are benefits to such strict purity but only up to an extent. Even now whenever I hear a kid curse, say something sexual or otherwise act out of line I can't help but think his parents messed up somewhere.

>>129754
My schooling was in a bad suburbs, it wasn't uncommon to heard 7 years old kid swearing like a drunk sailor. I admit that I wasn't like that since my parents always used to say "it's a bad thing to do" and I got used to it since everyone around me were doing it. Now, I admit this is quite a problem since I often swear and don't think about it like this is normal.

It's not really the parents that can be the problem but the others kids in some case. You just need a few bad parents/siblings then every kids will spread it like cockroach.

>>129758
One of the many reasons I oppose public schools. They are incubators where every form of disease, physical and moral, spreads like wildfire.

>>129759
If there were no public schools, there wouldn't be Magic School Bus though.

>>129762
There would be the Minarchist School Bus™, though. It would teach kids how banking works and how to manufacture their own nerve agents!

>>129762
well good, because then we wouldn't have carlos

>>129768
Carlos needs to go back over the wall.

>>129723

She's living with Ms. Pie now. Not so hungry anymore now that she's been living in Ponyville for a while. I think when I write my "Blossom's first days in Equestria" story, I'll convey the hunger a bit more clearly.

Transparent tailwag

>>129777
Do you mean the Cakes? Because the Pies are still on that rock farm. Or are you talking about a different family of Pies?

>>129779
Bootyful

>>129792

Yes. Fuck me I shouldn't be up at 9 in the morning on a weekend.

>>129762
Now I want a pic of filly watching MSB

>>129793
Speak for yourself. I get up at 5:30 to go to church.
Not the brightest idea, then, to stay up until 2:30 browsing /mlpol/ and watching random videos.

No update today, fellas. More family stuff to deal with, and it's going to be for pretty much as long as I'm up. I'm still going to get tomorrow's update out on time. As usual, I'm sorry.

>that discord drama above
uuuuhhhhh….

>>129877
That filly needs love. I have so much love to give her. It hurts.

>>129877
i want to fall asleep cuddling this filly
i want to wake up refreshed in the morning, her mane spilled over me and a gentle smile on her face
i want to spend my time awake just petting and massaging her, making her feel safe and loved with me
i want to feel her hooves over me, the weight of her body to remind me that i'm not alone
i want to see her beautiful, big eyes glance over at me
i want to see her beaming smile, so i can remember that whatever happens, i'll never be alone again
why live…

>>129804
You lack ambition.
Filly attending Ms. Frizzle's class, with Ms. Frizzle as Cheerilee.

How to do this kind of content with filly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSF8_arkl8Y

>>129707
Wouldn't really have a place in this thread, honestly. Just link us to it when it's done.

>>129896
do it enough to git gud at it

>>129903
>Spike
I won't have my Liz be anthro Reeeeeee

>>129684

"Well, we could play Twister, or have a dance off… or even just play some card games. I dunno, what do you think, Blossom?"

>"All of those sound a heck of a lot better than Twi's idea right now."

Twilight raises an eyebrow.

>"Okay, is there something going on right now that I'm missing?"

Why does she have to be smart? You try to think up a good answer to give her that doesn't give away too much information, but Blossom manages to beat you to the punch.

>"Nah, you're just an old fart. So's Anon, but less so."

Twilight sighs, defeated.

>"Maybe I've lost touch. You two would probably be better off doing the planning. I think I'll go make dinner. I did promise to make that tonight, right?"

She walks off into the kitchen, leaving you alone once again with Blossom.

>"Can we both just agree that today never happened?"

Rolled 99
>>129908
initiate autism.exe

>>129504
found nothing on how to save the thing, or flawlessly stop the crashes
rip the filly that could've been, probably never be able to recreate it in the same quality no matter how much i tried

>>129911
Photoshop or clipstudio, my filly.

>>129911
Paint.net works okay for a program
I think it does everything PaintTool SAI does without the crashes.

>>129909

This could mean pretty much anything.

>>129915
let your autism guide you to an answer

>>129915
Activate the autism. Put the spaghetti to maximum power. Whatever happens is in God's hands.

>>129916
>>129918

Okay. I'm going to have to think about this for a bit though.

>>129919
DONT THINK
JUST DO THE AUTISM

>>129920

I NEED TO FIND A WAY TO MAXIMIZE THE AUTISM

>>129914
>Paint.net
>Not Krita
faggot lol

>>129923
Krita's good, that's what I use. It has an autosave feature.

>>129877
Adorable filly, good work

>>129877
c-can you replace the pillow with like, a pov thing? the comfy pics are the only thing that awakens my cold, dead heart

>>129666
>School project would be too conspicuous, she knows other fillies and could call you out on your bullshit.
>There's no way in hell you're telling her the whole truth, though. You're barely even willing to trust League with that.
"Twilight is trying to get me into alchemy. She wanted me to retrieve the materials myself."
>"Quite dangerous for one of your age. This journey could very well have been your final page."
"I may not look like it, but I'm tough!"
>You ram your hoof into a wall to emphasis your point, ending up nursing a forming bruise.
>Zecora chuckles. "I see you don't lack ambition. Take with you this premonition."
>She takes a sip of her own mug, green smoke beginning to billow out of her nostrils.
>"To walk this path you'll soon find suffering known not even to the divine. Though I already know that you are clever, chance will not determine your future endeavors."
>While you're sitting there in shock, Zecora produces a small pouch, taking the coins you set on the table to drink your tea in exchane.
>"Remember what comes before the dawn; may the hand of fate deal you a fair hand, Anon."
"Hey! How do you…
>She blows a cloud of green smoke towards you.
>Upon inhalation, you begin to feel incredibly content.
>You trail off as your eyelids begin to feel increasingly heavy.
>As the waking world finally slips from your grasp, you feel a bliss like no other.
>…
>The first thing you motice when you awaken is the warm blanket wrapping you snugly like a burrito.
>The second thing you notice is a very confused Little League sitting in the bleachers next to you.
>"What the actual heck, Anon?!"
>Input action.
>>129714
H-hey!

>>129931
My room smells like old shoes and wet soap.
It's funny, (Is it really?)
I live in a world of billions
surrounded by thousands
And yet…
even on a day like today
…I feel completely alone.

Beatnik poet filly when?

>>129932
*exchange
*notice
Why do I always make so many mistakes when I mobilefag?

>>129936
That's not even Anonfilly.

>>129936
Edited to look more like her.

>>129938
Meant for
>>129937

>>129933
dont worry anon, one day we'll have each other
and we'll never be alone again

>>129908
Be super cheeky and say "which parts?" [ 1d100 = 5 ]

>>129936
Jesus fucking Christ

>>129938
Nothing is edited in that picture.

>>129944
TEACUP GRIP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>129936
Get out of my thread right now you fucking diaperfag!

>>129936
its not cute, it's fucking terrible
nore and skitter are the only diaperfags allowed, THEIR stuff is ACTUALLY cute.
faggot

>>129936
Don't post that.

>>129949
>Not a drawfag
>Still implies it's my work
Wot

>>129952
im not implying its yours, im implying that its shit, and you're shit for not thinking it is

>>129936
Fuck off diaperfag. That's not even a filly.

i want to invest in fillycoin with filly

>>129953
I named the file de_generacy, is there not a level of self-awareness you're missing?
I never said it wasn't shit.

>>129957
You didn't even edit the picture at all. It's literally two unrelated OCs.

>>129958
https://pre00.deviantart.net/3c78/th/pre/i/2016/002/4/f/nuzzle_butt_by_hourglass_sands-d9mipy5.jpg

Here's the link to the original.

>>129957
>I thought it was a cute pic.
actually, you did
so fuck off

>>129942
I love you.

>>129960
I'm well aware that my taste is shit, is it not possible for both to be true?

>>129959
Did you upload the wrong image before or are you just shitposting? There is no difference between them.

>>129963
Guess the changes didn't save.
Alright, time to kms.

>>129962
If you know that everybody knows your taste is shit, why did you go ahead with posting it to begin with?

>>129908
Tell her that won't remove the embarrassing memory when she grows older. No way this beats autism, though.
[ 1d100 = 55 ]

>>129932
Start singing "Chandelier" and play a prank by giving the impression you arrived from a bacchanal.
[ 1d100 = 54 ]

>>129936
Pic related.

>>129963
Also, implying both can't be true.

>>129955
Fillycoin is redeemable in cuddles and tendies!

>>129908

"Which part, the time when I kissed you?"

Blossom stares at you with the same look she gave you earlier when you were with her friends. You think you might understand what she meant.

"I mean yeah, we could pretend it didn't happen. After all, you're a pony not a human, so it's not like it's technically your first kiss since you were never kissed as Hannah, just as Blossom."

>"Could you not?"

"I mean I'd certainly like my first kiss to be with somebody important…"

Before you can finish your sentence, she smacks you across the forehead with her hoof. As you look into her eyes, you can see the frustrated young teenager you've been failing to understand.

"…when I finally get it."

She narrows her eyes.

>"What do you mean?"

"Umm…"

This isn't exactly the kind of conversation you were hoping to have when you arrived in Equestria. Back on Earth, you were a bit of a loser. 27 years old, a college dropout working at Value Village, and worst of all, a kissless virgin. You were hoping to abandon that previous identity now that you have a somewhat new life, but it seems your talents on this world extend only to changing the future, not the past.

>"How old are you?"

"Uh, 27."

>"And you never…?"

"You would be the first."

>"Were you like, mega ugly? Like fat, hairy, and bald or something?"

"None of the above. I just… don't know how to talk to girls."

Blossom bursts into laughter for a solid minute, pointing at you with a hoof and trying desperately not to run out of air. It's as if she just saw a George Carlin act for the first time.

>"Oh my god, are you serious?"

"It's not fucking funny."

You feel like you could cry. Your body, however, does not let you. You never could cry on command, or even in situations that normally would call for it. In fact, you could probably count on the number of hooves you have right now the number of times you've actually shed tears. One of those was when your dog died, and the other was when your father yelled at you and spanked you a bunch of times for breaking a window. So you don't cry. But you do make the motions like you're about to, and Blossom notices.

>"Oh jeez, I didn't mean to… look, come here, you big goof."

Before you can do or say anything more, she pulls you into a hug and presses your head against her chest fluff. You know there's no tits there, since she's not a human, but it still manages to make you feel very comfortable, like all of your troubles could melt away in an instant.

>"Look, I told you I say stupid things sometimes. You… I guess we're in the same boat there. So like I said earlier, how about we forget all the bullshit that happened today and say we're even, yeah?"

>>129971
Time to get haunted by the specter Chris Hansen. [ 1d100 = 79 ]

>>129971
i-i kiss my plushies! that counts, right? r-right?
i need a smoke.

>>129971
"Even stevens." Then figure out the party activities.
[ 1d100 = 49 ]

>>129971
We can forget this bullshit, but that doesn't mean we won't try for some new bullshit later. [ 1d100 = 62 ]

>>129971
Kay kay, but will we still tell others that we have gotten our first kiss at all? [ 1d100 = 51 ]

>>129971
We'll agree to forget about it on the condition that this can count as our first kiss.
[ 1d100 = 55 ]

>>129978
I second this! [ 1d100 = 83 ]

>>129616
>Be Anonymous
>After suiting up the both of you in saddlebags full of supplies, Twilight had teleported the two of you about a mile away from some town near the equator, based on the temperature and humidity
"Why couldn't you just teleport us IN this shi- bumf- middle-of-nowhere town?" you whined oncemore
>"For the last time, we don't know exactly what's going on in there, and I don't want to surprise anypony, or make a scene."
"Ugggggghh….." you moaned, trodding slower and slower
>"Oh, don't be a baby." Twilight said over her shoulder, "it's not much farther."
"I can't go any further…" you collapsed onto your side, a small dust cloud rising from the point of impact. "…you'll just have to carry me."
>Twilight turned to you, finally giving you her full attention
>"I'm not carrying you, Anon. You're a big filly."
>You claw a hoof forward towards her, desperate for aid
"Nooo" you groaned, "No I'm not . I'm smol, I'm cute."
>"Hmm… well, I COULD carry you."
"Yes. Please." you cried out desperately. Was that sweat? You hated sweat.
>"Under one condition."
"A-anything."
>Enough games, Twilight
>"I'll carry you if you give me ten reasons why you love me."
>This mare is psychotic
"S-sure. Just carry me."
>Twilight spun behind you and shoved her muzzle down under your crotch
>l-lewd
>Pushing foward and tilting her head up, you slid down her neck and onto her barrel
>'I'm ready when youuuu are ♪" she sang
"Ugh… reason 1… uh, you always feed me."
>She began walking foward, and the movements of her body were pleasing as always
>"Keep going…"

>>129936
>post diaperfag stuff
>not even filly in the drawing
0/10, I'm triggered

>>129949
Nore's still here after the move, right?

>>129971

A wave of guilt starts to wash over you. You almost tried to have sex with this filly today. She's like… 12. Maybe 13 if you take into account the amount of time she's spent in Equestria, but still, she's less than half your fucking age. You can almost imagine Chris Hansen telling you to take a seat. Except that Chris Hansen is Twilight, and she has a very disapproving tone. A little bit of panic starts to set into you, but the soft feeling of Blossom's fur against yours makes you realize something - you didn't do it. All you did today was kiss her. And she wasn't broken up because of it. Okay, maybe she's a little bit upset, but things turned out alright in the end, right?

So you decide to push your luck.

"Blossom? What if I said I wanted that to count as our first kiss?"

She sighs.

>"Well, maybe you do. And if that's what you want to take out of it, I can't really stop you. But personally, I think a first kiss should be something special, not just randomly taken in the middle of a game of stupid me playing with people's feelings."

"You know you beat yourself up too much over that, right? You're a kid still. It's fine."

>"It's not fine! And look, just because you made a stupid mistake doesn't mean I'm not guilty here too. Heck, I practically told you to kiss me!"

"Well there ya go. It's not stolen, you said it yourself."

>"Well, it wasn't in the way I was hoping. And to be honest, I think you could do better too. In fact, I think I can get you a better first kiss."

"What, you're gonna kiss me now and say something like 'Oh Anon, yes I consent!' and everything's gonna be hunky dory?"

>"What? No. Your first kiss won't be with me. It'll be with… oh what was the name of that filly you were crushing on? Cheerilee? The one you said you didn't want to see kissing anyone else."

"Pretty sure she's not a lesbian."

>"There's like 3 fillies to every colt in this town. I'm pretty sure every one of them's at least a little bit flexible. Besides, I've got a plan. Twilight was suggesting a game of truth or dare at the party, right? Well what if I said we should play it. I can take truths from most ponies except for you and Twilight, and maybe Applejack since she's not the kind of pony to make those kinds of dares. But I'm gonna dare Cheerilee to kiss you straight on the lips. And THAT will be your first REAL kiss. Sound good?"

>>129997
I'm okay with this
[ 1d100 = 85 ]

>>129997
That could work. There is no possible way for this to backfire. But in our heart we will always know who our first kiss was really with. [ 1d100 = 81 ]

>>129999
nice get, m8

>>129779
> .png
>animated
Seems this sort of magic became supported a few months ago (5 June 2017 for Chrome)

I think that the emotion I'm feeling at this is how old people feel about changes to slicker things. For emotionally incoherent reasons, it makes me uncomfortable.

>>129923
How do you know how to curve text in Krita?

>>129997
ftr, I wanna say this is totally silly. Whack, perhaps.

>this was our first kiss
>but I want my first kiss to be not like a first kiss
>this first kiss that either of us has ever shared with another therefore does not count

>"I admit complacency, for I am ignorant."
>I admit complacency as well, for I too am innocent.
>"But I must insist that I am entirely at fault nonetheless."
>"It does not matter that we are equally inexperienced beings engaging in a new kind of social intercourse for the first time."
>"This cannot count as such an instance, and is therefore taboo."

>even though this is our mutual first, it is not, because of the age difference when we were human
>I am but a child, and you are a man, so it cannot be
>but see here!
>I'll set you up to get involved romantically with someone is my same age
>Somehow this is not a problem?

Go on.

>>129997
You should feel bad for infecting Hannah with ideas that homosexuality is in any way acceptable though are an eensy-bit hypocritical here
[ 1d100 = 5 ]

>>129995
Yes.