https://news.sky.com/story/pakistan-warns-kashmir-row-could-lead-to-all-out-war-with-india-13355033Following a mass shooting in Kashmir that left 26 tourists dead that India have blamed on Pakistan, relations between the two countries have broken down.
Indian Prime Minister Modi has vowed to purse those responsible to the ends of the Earth while Pakistan's defence minister warns the row could result in all out war between the two countries.
Both countries have nuclear weapons.
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>>387423>>387423>Both countries have nuclear weapons.Close your borders now, before you are flooded with "refugees" after they nuke each other.
>>387424Them nuking each other then coming over here and starting another fight would be par for the course.
I hope it doesn't go hot. If Pakistan nukes India all of that radioactive shit will get flung into the atmosphere and cause poocular winter.
>>387429Their turds will blot out the sun.
It's going hot fast. Jeets shut down water, 80% of pakistan's water. That's a legitimate act of war and they are officially the aggressors in this conflict. The news doesn't even seem to know wtf to say. Did the kikes not plan this one? Did the jeets go to far?
Anyhow, BUY ALL THE BASMATI RICE! Starve those fucking jeets who are in our nations.
>>387438They ended the Indus Water Treaty but have they actually turned the taps off?
I hope the jeets spill some blood
>>387423Hopefully they're going to nuke each other. BAM, poojit and pakigger problems solved!
>>387442Sadly, nukes are not a "solve everything" solution in this case. The Chernobyl exclusion zone has show us that subhuman animals can thrive in irradiated environments.
>>387423This is great. The pajeet race is going to smell gunpowder.
>>387447I doubt that they can smell anything, at least not over their usual stink.
>>387429All out nuclear destruction is the only thing that could sanitize that shithole.
>>387423Honestly, I doubt it'd get any further than some regional battles and some Indian extremist group making a retaliatory attack or two over this. Besides, wasn't the Delhi bombings in 2008 similar in casualties to this particular incident?
>>387512It used to be funny but now it's just beating a dead horse. It proves ur utter and pathetic lack of creativity. You don't belong here
>>387518I do wonder what the future of culture war stuff will be like when everyone becomes numb to it, and the thinktanks behind that shit can't figure out how to make people excited for it again. Especially since short form content/social media has made it have the propensity to condense over time and people will exhaust the boilerplate faster. A lot of culture war humor got boring to me as early as highschool, and that was before tiktok and such even existed.
What will thinktanks do when jingling keys doesn't phase the audience anymore?
>>387518Making fun of brown people will always be funny.
>>387518Racism is the most sophisticated form of comedy. You are simply unenlightened.
>>387511If you have better, let us hear it.
>>387518How's this:
Oooh, they better be careful. Remember: If you die to a nuclear bomb, you get reincarnated as a cockroach.
>>387526Well put 10/10 have this (you)
>387528>387529>387539>387543Federal agents get no (you)'s
>>387439Yeah, they closed the dam.
>>387505It's different now. Hindu nationalists have a majority of power and India thinks it can get a free ride now that they're infiltrating everywhere...
truth is, the world hates them now, maybe even more than people hate pakis.
>>387423Oh boy, subcontinentals but now there's fucktons of them everywhere.
>>387552I can't speak to pakis because as far as I know I've never met one in my life. Pajeets, on the other hand, somehow manage to ruin everything they touch and I'm very sick of seeing it happen.
>>387569Pakis, pajeet, bangla-desh, and around territories are all the same race, with caveats of course like koreans and japanese.
>>387550Oh damn. Water war incoming.
It was always inevitable. Common people divided by religious ideology. Anyone else reminded of the Levant?
One thing that always intrigued me was Attari–Wagah border ceremony (Retreat Ceremony). High-intensity military posturing.
>[YouTube] Most INTENSE Border Ceremony in the World? ATTARI 🇮🇳 WAGAH 🇵🇰
[Embed]Currently that ceremony is suspended, due to the tensions between India and Pakistan. Fun times since both nations have nuclear weapons.
>>387588>Fun times since both nations have nuclear weapons.Do you know there are strong hints that nukes are a hoax?
>>387605From the sounds of things it's not an immediate cut-off, however tearing up the treaty does mean India can build more dams and things at their end of the river which will reduce water flowing into Pakistan in future.
>>387611Guess we'll be funding the Kashmir airport
>>387613Sounds about right for Labour. Probably give them Wales too.
>>387611If they cut off Pakistan's water supply, it would be an act of war greater than any of these bombings. Losing access to the indus river would be an existential threat to Pakistan's society, causing desertification, famine and economic devastation. Pakistan would get desperate and lash out in an attempt to save themselves, because hunger/thirst eventually overcomes fear/rationality.
>>387615Yes it is a BIG problem for Pakistan. However Pakistan has also harboured terrorists fo9r decades that continue to kill people to this day that they apparently refuse to do anything about so I think now Pakistan's coices are A: Clean up their house B: nuclear war or C: Literally die of thirst.
>>387616They could however use the dams they have to reduce the flow. Even a 5% reduction in water flow could be devastating.
>>387618Indeed. It's mostly desert that way.
>>387573Yeah. It's going to be brutal if the water stays off. There is no other option but to fight.
>>387616It doesn't change anything. They could have taken any other option other than this and been better off on the world stage. Now they're saying they want "the israel plan for kashmir" and to officially jeet israeli plans for gaza onto pakistan... which is not actually going to be effective at all, while ruining their image on the world stage.
>>387741>to officially jeet israeli plans for gaza onto pakistanSending the Palestinians to Pakistan you mean? Where did you hear this?
>>387616If it's against indians then I don't see the issue and also in favor of option B.
>>387616They won't just sit and die of thirst, and they won't just suddenly stop being savage sandpajeets either. They will choose nuclear war if it comes to that.
>>387763India is also a nuclear power.