/mlpol/ - >nohooves

>Be Anon.
"Well, all I'm sayin' is that I thought Ponyville would have more ponies, you know?" you say as walk alongside a bounding human version of Pinkie Pie.
>Her long pink hair whips and the hem of her blue dress flutters up and down.
<"You're in the wrong universe, silly~" she chirps.
>She then jumps up and throw her thin, soft, arms around your neck.
>She is much shorter than you but somehow pulls so hard and is so light that she holds herself in the air by hugging you.
>You can feel her breath on your neck and her squishy breasts squeezing your arm.
>You narrow your eyes at the pink floof of hair that is in your face and turn to direct your gaze in the direction of those breasts.
Those aren't mare teats... How utterly... revolting!, you think.
<"Mmm, haa," Pinkie sighs and rubs her cute little nose into your skin. "I'm so glad that your here, Anon."
"Yea-yea-yeah," you say as you slowly push Pinkie back down on the ground again.
>When Pinkie reaches the ground, her puffy mane is a bit flatter.
>She fiddles with her thumbs and with a hanging head she gives the ground a pair of sad eyes.
"Do you have any horses?" you ask.
>Pinkie pops back up again, clearly happy to be able to help you with something.
>She nods her head with epic swings.
<"Yes, Rainbow has the fastest racing horses in her stable of all of Equestria." Pinkie bounces her head from side to side while staring diagonally up at the same time as she grins. "Or at least, that's what she says."
---
>As you arrive at Rainbow's stable, Pinkie wastes no time and skips up to the door.
>Rainbow's stable looks like you had imagined.
>It's a barn but painted blue and has bunch of arching rainbows alongside it.
>You shake your head and exhale.
>But you didn't come here for Rainbow, you came here for the plot.
>Pinkie knocks loudly on the door and after a couple of minutes the door is opened by Rainbow Dash herself.
>She smiles at Pinkie but her smile turns to suprize as she sees you in the background, then that expression in turn turns to a confident grin.
>Pinkie extends a hand straight up in the air.
<"Hiya, Dash! Anon wanted to see your horses," Pinkie says cheerfully.
>Rainow gestures for you two to inside.
>"Well, what are you waiting for? Come inside," says Rainbow Dash with a smile.
>Rainbow keeps her hand on the door's handle.
>Pinkie walks past her in the doorway and then you follow.
>It's almost like Rainbow leans in towards you as you pass her and make the doorway more narrow.
>You can feel her gaze upon you as you pass.
>After you pass, Rainbow walk ahead of both you and Pinkie.
>Rainbow strikes a curvy pose.
>She takes off her helmet and drags her right hand's fingers from her forehead, past the scalpe, and down her long Rainbow hair.
>The sun's rays make the work-out sweet on her exposed mid-drift glimmer.
>She makes sure to arch her back forward and push both her chest and butt out.
>"I can understand that you wanted to see me... ride... my horses, Anon,"[color #00F] she says in a sultry voice.
>Pinkie narrows her eyes on Rainbow and crosses her arms over her apron.
>Rainbow quickly winks at her.
>Pinkie gets a look og being insulted and looks away.
>You, on the other hand, doesn't even notice this exchange.
>You're eyes are neither on Pinkie nor on Dash.
[color #00F]>"See something you like, Mister Anonymous?" Rainbow Dash has her eyes shut in her current pose.
"Yeah..." you mumble.
>Pinkie looks back at the two of you with appal in her eyes.
>"Ooo, is that so?"Rainbow says and gives you a mischievous look.
>Then she blinks.
>You're not even looking at her.
>She follows your gaze and sees that you looking at the large, brown, horse, mare you have been riding all day.
>The horse lies in her box on her side, still panting after the workout Rainbow put her through.
>Your tongue goes Rambo over your lips and you unbuckle your belts.
>Then you walk towards the horse.

>Be Rainbow.
>Vomit.

<Be Pinkie.
<Cry.

/mlpol/ - My Little Politics

Archived thread