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Post and appreciate cute pony hooves.

Not a single unusual unicorn here, fucking disgraceful, OP. Not to worry, I have some.

Did somebody say H O O V E S ?

>>271801
Butthoof best hoof.

>>272733
O squire, surely thou jestest.

>>276496
Whoops, I bumped the wrong thread. Excuse me.

where are the hoofgina pics?

The Equestrian version of the footfetish.

>>283788
c00t
>>284202
Much more based also

>>270569
Wouldn't it be cool if horse hooves could stick to surfaces like goat hooves?

Lel.....wut have I stumbled upon?

Can horse hooves do THIS?

>>292153
No for real, can horse hooves do that?
We once saw Pinkie Pie vertically scale a wall using nothing but her hooves.
Would a mutation/transformative spell to replicate this effect make hooves more sensitive, or less sensitive?

>>292957
>can horse hooves do that?
No.

>sexy hoof
Reposted from >>>/qa/5296 →

>>292960
How would horse hooves have to change to let them do this? >>292153

>>294396
Horses have no reason to be able to climb walls because they aren't goats, mountain ponies are able to stay alive longer in rougher terrain than average horses are as well as able to climb rocks better due to their small yet muscular physique, a pony is better suited for goat style rocky cliffs than a riding horse because they evolved to live in those cold conditions.
>Pic related
Is a newborn foal hoof, they develop a gelatinous fish-like casing around their hooves to protect the mare's uterus from being damaged by the foal's hooves, then it falls off when the foal has exited the womb.

>>294435
Huh... Can you eat it?

>>294438
I guess you could try, would be pretty chewy though given it's like rubber.

>>294435
Shit like this makes me suspect that maybe there is a God.
Could a creatures nervous system evolve to function as additional brain matter?

>>294435
Are those toes?!?

>>294444
>Shit like this makes me suspect that maybe there is a God.
Tentacles are a favorite of the high and holy.
>Could a creatures nervous system evolve to function as additional brain matter?
Plants are one big nervous system that corresponds to the mass of the botanic organism that tells every part of it what is happening to it depending on sensory stimulation, they have no direct connection to a singular brain, a mixture of botanic and mammalian features would create something without a brain yet it's whole body would work as a whole towards a goal.
In other terms yes and no since evolution wouldn't get rid of the organs but genetic manipulation could work, a tree man is funny sounding but it could work or if not could create some hard skin or do some crazy shit with the organs, coniferous trees are more suited towards the cold so it could make them more weather resilient.
>>294455
Sort of but they are actually called fairy fingers, you were close.

>>294435
>Shit like this makes me suspect that maybe there is a God.
Absolutely. That's creative design, not evolution.

>>294444
Your spine works as a second brain for certain shit. If you touch a hot pan, your spine forces you to remove your hand before it ever reaches your brain. I think octopuses also use their arms as brains.

>>294444
Four fours? Fuck it, I accept the light of The Lord Jesus Christ into my heart and love him absolutely. I also love God. He put little soft safe slippers on baby horse hooves just so they wouldn't hurt their moms too badly and that's adorable.
If a creature's nervous system could function as additional brain matter would this make the creature itself more intelligent or just let it move and react to stimuli faster than a normal brain can think? To make a humanoid creature more intelligent and able to understand the world what would be needed?

>>295104
>Could a creatures nervous system evolve to function as additional brain matter?
Yes. It can do brain functions. See practically every biology and physiology textbook. Mundane questions like that are a good use for search engines.

>>294435
>>294463
If they didn't have that protective casing births could be botched and they both die. Which has a genetic imperative to keep that. Besides the spiritual magic side of things.

>>295107
Ok evolutionfag, how's season 2 of The Future Is Wild?

>>295104
I'm mostly a gaytheist but I wanted to respond to your previous question. the central brain structure of came second to the nervous system itself,

>>295230
Sounds reasonable. Also changed my mind you're not a fag.
I'm not a footfag but I've been looking at different animal paws and hooves and trying to figure out what the ultimate one looks like. How about a large and wide tiger-like paw perfect for strong high speed movement but with a cavernous puffy heart shaped bulging pawpad lined with a hard hooflike substance so that the bulge can be pressed to walls and hardened for a perfect vacuum seal, allowing wall-walking like a goat? The pad could also be pressed into the ground and inflated rapidly while leaping for extra pouncing and jumping power.

>>295288
If this "perfect hoof" stuff is getting off-topic just tell me and I'll delete this if you want.

>>295215
>>295288
There's a season 2? Been a long time since I've even heard of that.
Anyway that show is... science fiction emphasis on the fiction for creature creation. Neat presentation though.
As a self proclaimed occultist and middling science fag, the gut has enough neurons to send signals and pick up different sorts of information. Not only that the unconscious autonomic systems sorts and organizes
On the topic of genetics multiple factors are at play such as mutations and evolution bias and the spiritual side of things.

>>295300
That makes sense. Do you think a strong and wide paw with hoof-inspired "wall suckers" in the central pawpad or a traditional horse hoof with enhanced "exploding" (rapidly expanding and retracting) Hoof-frog would be better for absorbing shocks and generating speed?

I hope you all will pardon the interruption, but I have a question. >>295406
Why are all your posts hypothetical or based on imagination? Are you trying to avoid reality through imaginative escapism? An unwillingness to embrace reality is exceedingly unhealthy and self destructive. Imagination is worthless without the ability to ground one's self in reality.

>>295419
That poster's name is Nigel. He's a shitstained britmutt that has around 500 identity-attention/affliction crises each month should not even be stating this given the fact all britcucks are mentally retarded willing goyim. Also can't keep his retardation in check, instead relying on attention spam when dozens of users tell him "YOU ARE ACTUALLY WRONG" instead of taking his fucking pills and seeing a psychologist for whatever is wrong with his inbred half-kike brain.
Oh, I know who he is

>>295406
I think horse hooves are fine the way they are, but if a horse with goat hooves existed then maybe they would be better at climbing mountains but it would only apply to ponies given it would help them traversing rocks rather than just having horses with funny looking hooves because of genetic mutation in the name of science.

>>295510
>back on topic
You mean posting poner hoof pics?
Doot

>>295511
Lol good point
how's this?

>>295513
it's quite nice actually

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