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>nohooves
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Post nohooves.
Greens welcome.
No anthro pls.

>inb4 but I like hooves
>>270569 →
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Anonymous
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>>306413
>second pic
>Two Pinkies together
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>nohooves thread
My only exception is applejack, perfect housewife
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>Be Anon.
"Well, all I'm sayin' is that I thought Ponyville would have more ponies, you know?" you say as walk alongside a bounding human version of Pinkie Pie.
>Her long pink hair whips and the hem of her blue dress flutters up and down.
<"You're in the wrong universe, silly~" she chirps.
>She then jumps up and throw her thin, soft, arms around your neck.
>She is much shorter than you but somehow pulls so hard and is so light that she holds herself in the air by hugging you.
>You can feel her breath on your neck and her squishy breasts squeezing your arm.
>You narrow your eyes at the pink floof of hair that is in your face and turn to direct your gaze in the direction of those breasts.
Those aren't mare teats... How utterly... revolting!, you think.
<"Mmm, haa," Pinkie sighs and rubs her cute little nose into your skin. "I'm so glad that your here, Anon."
"Yea-yea-yeah," you say as you slowly push Pinkie back down on the ground again.
>When Pinkie reaches the ground, her puffy mane is a bit flatter.
>She fiddles with her thumbs and with a hanging head she gives the ground a pair of sad eyes.
"Do you have any horses?" you ask.
>Pinkie pops back up again, clearly happy to be able to help you with something.
>She nods her head with epic swings.
<"Yes, Rainbow has the fastest racing horses in her stable of all of Equestria." Pinkie bounces her head from side to side while staring diagonally up at the same time as she grins. "Or at least, that's what she says."
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>As you arrive at Rainbow's stable, Pinkie wastes no time and skips up to the door.
>Rainbow's stable looks like you had imagined.
>It's a barn but painted blue and has bunch of arching rainbows alongside it.
>You shake your head and exhale.
>But you didn't come here for Rainbow, you came here for the plot.
>Pinkie knocks loudly on the door and after a couple of minutes the door is opened by Rainbow Dash herself.
>She smiles at Pinkie but her smile turns to suprize as she sees you in the background, then that expression in turn turns to a confident grin.
>Pinkie extends a hand straight up in the air.
<"Hiya, Dash! Anon wanted to see your horses," Pinkie says cheerfully.
>Rainow gestures for you two to inside.
>"Well, what are you waiting for? Come inside," says Rainbow Dash with a smile.
>Rainbow keeps her hand on the door's handle.
>Pinkie walks past her in the doorway and then you follow.
>It's almost like Rainbow leans in towards you as you pass her and make the doorway more narrow.
>You can feel her gaze upon you as you pass.
>After you pass, Rainbow walk ahead of both you and Pinkie.
>Rainbow strikes a curvy pose.
>She takes off her helmet and drags her right hand's fingers from her forehead, past the scalpe, and down her long Rainbow hair.
>The sun's rays make the work-out sweet on her exposed mid-drift glimmer.
>She makes sure to arch her back forward and push both her chest and butt out.
>"I can understand that you wanted to see me... ride... my horses, Anon,"[color #00F] she says in a sultry voice.
>Pinkie narrows her eyes on Rainbow and crosses her arms over her apron.
>Rainbow quickly winks at her.
>Pinkie gets a look og being insulted and looks away.
>You, on the other hand, doesn't even notice this exchange.
>You're eyes are neither on Pinkie nor on Dash.
[color #00F]>"See something you like, Mister Anonymous?"
Rainbow Dash has her eyes shut in her current pose.
"Yeah..." you mumble.
>Pinkie looks back at the two of you with appal in her eyes.
>"Ooo, is that so?"Rainbow says and gives you a mischievous look.
>Then she blinks.
>You're not even looking at her.
>She follows your gaze and sees that you looking at the large, brown, horse, mare you have been riding all day.
>The horse lies in her box on her side, still panting after the workout Rainbow put her through.
>Your tongue goes Rambo over your lips and you unbuckle your belts.
>Then you walk towards the horse.

>Be Rainbow.
>Vomit.

<Be Pinkie.
<Cry.
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>>306417
Anonymous
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>>306433
>>But you didn't come here for Rainbow, you came here for the plot.
Lel.
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>tfw supposed to be a nohooves thread
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>>306433
nice
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Here's some nohooves art for the mare of the hour.
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>>306504
THICC
Anonymous
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>>306504
HowdoI into NSBer gf
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>>306500
saloon pinkie was the first time I was attracted to pony
How can they be so cuddly and attractive at the same time, poners?
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First pic's text unrelated.
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Anonymous
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>>307233
My favorite cowgirl.
Sage
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You revolt me. Barbie niggers can go fuck themselves.
Anonymous
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>>307279
I think the meme you're referring to is the "Barney" meme, not the Barbie meme.
Anonymous
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>>307309
It's globalist anti-beauty talk.
"reeee these girls have the proportions of barbie dolls"
newsflash so do some supermodels.
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>>307279
Show your flag faggot
Anonymous
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>>307321
Anonymous
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>>307327
>Hates Barbiefags
>Posts Putin
O'boy.
Anonymous
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>>307319
Anonymous
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Sage
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All of you don't deserve a pony pussy, you dickless cucumbers. John Elway will be hearing about your blasphemy.

You all are cucks.
Anonymous
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>>307345
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>Rainbow Dash slept soundly upon Twilight Sparkle
>Her Z's emitted, reddish blue cheeks resting
>On her nohooves friend's cutiemarked behind
>Colorful hair contrasting, ears twitching, pages shifting, nothing missing
Anonymous
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>>306504
FWIW, the middle one that is smoking isn't aryanne. It's some character related to christ-chan. I forget the name.
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>>307370
Oh. Here's one more that is, then.
Anonymous
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>Anything I can help you with? You seem to be coming here quite a lot, darling.
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Have some flutter-butter for your bread
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>>307430
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>>307453
I've been seeing a lot of Sunset over on /mlp/. Suppose that means she gets better after the first EQG.
Anonymous
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>>307508
>Twilight Sparkle used berks!
>It wasn't very effective...

>Rarity used librarian!
>K.O.!!!
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>"Uhm... y-you want me to put it where, Anon?"

>"O-okay! This will be fun!"
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>>307430
>>307559
NGL, but eqg flutters is really you know... cute
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>>307560
Uuuuhhhhhhhh yeah. That's the word I was thinking of. Definitely.
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Keep trying, Flutters. You've almost got it.
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Which pocket monsters does she have, /mlpol/?
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>>308124
They'd all be forest animals. A mix of cutesy forest animals and also scary/intimidating ones like bears or spiders. Here's six quick off the top of my head.

>Butterfree
>Ursaring
>Galvantula
>Buneary
>Sawsbuck
>Fletchling
Pic related. Those pokemans
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>>308124
>>308157
Anonymous would just have a bunch of Unkowns that spell out "N.O.N.N.Y.?."
Or, all the ones that look like females, maybe the horse pokemon too;P.
Anonymous
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>>308172
I prefer to imagine him having an entire team of mons that he would quite clearly be fucking on the side, but I guess that's covered under "all female looking." And yes, that most definitely includes at least one horse mon. Probably pic related.
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>>308175
>muddy legwarmers
>not Rapidash or the new Celestia/Luna horse from SwSh
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>>308157
A good selection. It's been a really long time since I've played pokemon, I think the last time it was on my mind was during the Pokemon Go fad.

>>308172
He would most certainly have the missingno. Maybe the only one he doesn't get a little suspiciously close with. Or does.

>>308180
Pics or it didn't happen.
Anonymous
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that was the best horsemon in my "science" folder, the rest weren't up to par. Also, gen 8 doesn't exist and you can't change my mind.
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>>307430
Have sum bacon too
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>>308428
Mmm bacon.
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She's usually pretty angry, but apparently she wears underwear with pretty unicorns on it too. Who knew?
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