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Occupied Equestria: Day 4
Anonymous
xRY9C
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No.79000
79002 79006 79010
Welcome to the latest thread of Occupied Equestria. Set six years after season 6, it presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while an Equestrian splinter colony - soured to Princesses notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestruan Southlands, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and even ancient necormancers and dark gods threaten the city and the surrounding regions. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

In the latest episode, we are starting day 4. Ash is finally getting to sleep after dealing with foals that scarified animals to evil gods, Iron is disappointed to find that the only sex he is getting is in his dreams, Dark Star has declined to have sex, Onxy has discovered the joys of socialized medicine, I don’t know what Spark is doing, and Silver has discovered that when you don’t complete a quest, you don’t get paid for it
1864 replies and 42 files omitted.
Anonymous
EmVB9
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No.80131
80135
>>80125
"we can head to the tavern."
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80132
80133 80134
>>80130
"where could we get some of those?"
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80133
80134 80139
>>80130
She smiles
"We can talk about the political fate of the world over a few drinks, yes"

>>80132
"If what you want to do is set things on fire I would recommend some kerosene or gasoline"
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80134
80139 80140
>>80132
"General stores, to best of my knowledge, sell oil. Alchemists might also be good place to look. They do tend to know what explodes good."
>>80133
"I...would not object to this, I think. You are buying."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80135
80136 80137 80141 80142
>>80129
Iron shakes his head. He relents, not wanting Ash to wake up just after her faint. 'You are the judge? Then I am a god,' he sarcastically thinks of himself
>>80130
>>80131
Iron looks at the mission area marked on the map and compares it to the abbey they're in. "That is pretty far away. Do you have any camp set up to prepare? It seems like a serious mission. What are we facing? Any particular equipment that is needed for this mission?" He looks at Star. "If you want, we can speak about it at the bar."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80136
>>80135
*to himself
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80137
80138 80142
>>80135
"yea we have a camp at one of the farms near the quarry."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80138
>>80137
"Good. How about the other two questions?"
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80139
80140 80142
>>80133
>>80134
"Alright i need to head to some general stores before we head to the farm."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80140
80142 80143 80146
>>80134
"I've never bought drinks for any pony before. Even myself. But a first time for everything"

>>80139
"What shall you buy?"
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80141
80144
>>80135
"you might not believe me but there are, walking corpses and reanimated skeletons walking around down there. and we have already obtained some holy water."
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80142
80144 80145
>>80135
"There are undead. Zombies, skeletons, ghasts. Maybe mummy, maybe necromancer. Bring holy water, potions, whatever you can think of." He thinks some more about the mission. "Maybe meat, if you can find some. We might be able to lure ghasts with it, if any more have escaped."

>>80137
"Ah, I had forgotten. Yes, there is farmhouse camp we can stay at."

>>80139
"It would be good idea, yes."

>>80140
"It will be great old time. It is always better to drink together."
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80143
80145
>>80140
"Kerosene. and some grenades."
Iron
QY7ud
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No.80144
80149
>>80141
>>80142
Iron scrunches his face in disgust. "Ugh, I heard about them back in the jungle. They are the worst. Do you have anything to block the smell? They should come in handy."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80145
80147 80149
>>80143
"I can assure you you won't find grenades at a general store"

>>80142
"With that I am in wholehearted agreement"
She hands him back the empty container

"So... you're trying to... clear undead? Isn't that a job for like a church or something?"
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80146
80148
>>80140
"ill pick up the tab."
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80147
80148
>>80145
"yea i figured that."
Dark Star laughs
"could i Requisition some from the Party?"
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80148
80150
>>80147
She stands up
"For what purpose?"

>>80146
"Oh Dark Star, you don't need to do that"
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80149
80151 80152
>>80144
"Well, I do have magic to pinch off snouts. But smell is...almost supernatural in nature. I do not think you can block it so easily."

>>80145
He takes the bottle, not wanting to litter. "There are not many holy orders like that left. Paladins are very rare breed, these days. Once, before my time, perhaps you could find Holy Orders in Severyana, but that is because we have historically been very religious, compared to rest of Equestria. But Reds have seen to their final demise. Only ones I have ever even heard of existing anymore are in Northern Griffonia, fighting against undead hordes of that Dread League. Even then, all I have heard are rumors, or rumors of rumors."
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80150
80152
>>80148
"to blow up some zombies? would that be allowed?"
>>80148
"No, its fine. I've got it."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80151
>>80149
Iron grunts. "Great. Well, I guess it will have to do. I will await for the order to head out."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80152
80153 80154
>>80150
"Do you say that because you don't want me paying for it or because you don't want me buying drinks for a stallion?"

>blow up zombies
"Well, it would be difficult to justify... maybe if they were purchased formally"

>>80149
"Oh, there are some. They've been decimated by budget cuts and mobilization, but never wiped out entirely..."
Anonymous
EmVB9
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No.80153
80157
>>80152
>Do you say that because you don't want me paying for it or because you don't want me buying drinks for a stallion?
"Yes."
>Well, it would be difficult to justify… maybe if they were purchased formally
"Maybe next time."
Silver
R4Aa6
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No.80154
80155 80157
>>80152
"Hmm. Well, it is good they still exist at least." After a couple more seconds, another thought hits Silver. "Just how much can you drink, exactly? You drank that whiskey like it was nothing."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80155
80156
>>80154
Iron leans on Silver and whispers. "Pretty sure it is a coping mechanism." He retreats back to his original spot.
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80156
>>80155
Silver does, indeed, know that feel.
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80157
80158 80159
Look of Doom.png
>>80153
Blue gives him the look of pic related

>>80154
"I try to drink only on social occasions, where such behavior is normal. Alcohol is a dreadful drug, and I only drink in quantity when I need to be drugged"

What iron said
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80158
80160 80163
>>80157
"Fair enough. Still, you carry yourself like practiced drinker. It would certainly be entertaining to see which of us could hold their drink best."
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80159
>>80157
"What?"
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80160
80162 80163
>>80158
"Bring him along, and I promise you I could beat you. Well, depending on your definition of 'holding.'"
Iron
QY7ud
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No.80161
Iron lays down and gently strokes Ash's mane from below her.
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80162
80164
>>80160
Now it's Silver's turn to give her a grin. "I would like to see you try."
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80163
80165 80166
>>80158
>>80160
"ill get in on this to. sounds fun."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80164
80165 80166
>>80162
Silver unfortunately sees that the alcohol is, indeed, having some effect on her.

She narrows her eyes at him competitively
"I can beat you"
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80165
80166 80167 80172
>>80164
"Hmm. Then perhaps we will have to see if you can."
>>80163
Silver turns to Dark Star. "How about it, then? After mission, we go and have old fashioned drinking contest, all three of us. See who is first to pass out, throw up, or otherwise give in."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80166
80167
>>80163
>>80164
>>80165
Iron is raising his eyebrow in silent judgement.
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80167
80168 80169
>>80165
Silver is getting the impression that Blue would not, as a matter of fact be the winner of any such contest
"Excuse me"
She canters off

>>80166
"You're caressing the mane of an unconscious mare. Don't you judge me"
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80168
>>80167
Iron shrugs lightly.
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80169
80170 80171
>>80167
Silver watches as she heads off. "...I wonder where she is going."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80170
80171
>>80169
"Maybe she is looking for a gun to shoot me with when the mission starts. Who knows?" Iron keeps his gentle stroking.
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80171
80173 80174
>>80170
"I keep a gun on me!" she shouts indignantly

>>80169
Down a hallway, then seems to say something to a sister further down
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80172
80173 80174 80176
>>80165
"Yea im game. ill drink you under the table."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80173
80174 80175 80179
>>80171
"Sorry." He lazily shouts back.
>>80172
Iron cocks an eyebrow even further. "You may want to change your phrasing there."
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80174
80176 80179
>>80172
He smiles wide. "Then it is decided. I have not had opportunity to do this in long while. I will look forward to it."
>>80171
Silver starts to look a little worried. "I hope she does not cause trouble for herself."
>>80173
Silver is confused as to how the phrasing of Star's statement could cause trouble.
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80175
80177 80178
>>80173
"It's a common expression for out-drinking somepony. Not what I do on a Tuesday night"
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80176
80177 80178 80179
>>80172
>>80174
"Just make sure that somepony at least is sober enough for sexual activity"
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80177
80179
>>80175
"Eh. It is what it is. Never heard of it myself."
>>80176
Iron cracks a smile. He turns to Star "How many times did she bounce off of your member already?"
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80178
80180 80182
>>80176
He rubs the back of his neck. "Well, I will certainly try to keep Star conscious, but I can not make guarantees."
>>80175
Silver tries to remember what day of the week it is currently.
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80179
80180 80181 80182
>>80173
"Nah your head is just stuck in the gutter."
>>80174
"So am i."
>>80176
"ill be able to operate."
>>80177
"im a gentlecolt, i dont kiss and tell."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80180
80182 80186
>>80178
"Hahaha!"

>>80179
"Good colt"
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80181
80182 80185
>>80179
Iron rolls his eyes. "Fine. Skies will get mad at you for telling the mean stallion about your bedtime stories anyway." Iron chuckles. "I bet you both had sex the night after your valiant kiss."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80182
80184
>>80181
>>80180
>>80179
>>80178
And she is now finally firmly out of hearing range
Shimmering Spark
u79o1
?
No.80183
80186 80188 80189
The sorcerer just stares at everypony.
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80184
80185 80186
>>80182
"...Should we be worried about what we have unleased upon this world?"
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80185
80186 80188
>>80181
"who can say."
>>80184
"i think we'll be ok."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80186
80187 80188 80189
>>80180
"That mare sure has an ego. Good thing you can manage it, Star." He tells him.
>>80183
"Oh hey Spark. Good thing you are not part of the background anymore." Iron grins. "There is a drinkoff between the uppity mare, Star and Silver if you want to prove your worth."
>>80184
"It's just a mare. The worst she can do is maybe fire at me with her gun or throw up on anyone."
>>80185
"Ah, cheeky." Iron lightly jabs Star's front foreleg's shoulder in his prone position. "Good on you."

Shimmering Spark
u79o1
?
No.80187
80191
>>80186
"I don't drink."
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80188
80189 80190 80191
>>80185
"Well, just remember, she requests you stay conscious after contest tonight."
>>80183
Silver remembers something he was going to ask Spark about. "Spark, that spell you have, one used to detect magic, can you use it to detect magic in specific items?"
>>80186
"Her throwing up on nun or orphan is what I am afraid of."
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80189
80192 80193
>>80183
"you've been quiet."
>>80186
"thanks."
>>80188
"i can handle my alcohol."
Shimmering Spark
u79o1
?
No.80190
80192
>>80188
"I think so? What do you need to be detected?"
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80191
80192
>>80187
Iron nods. "It is fine. I do not intend to participate either."
>>80188
Iron laughs hard. "Oh you are a funny one."
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80192
80193 80195 80196 80198
>>80189
"That is good. I would not want to feel cheated with easy victory."
>>80190
Silver levitates a necklace out of his bags. "It was worn by native skeleton that attacked us yesterday in crypts. It caught my eye, and I wonder if it has any magic qualities about it."
>>80191
"...I will...take that as compliment."
Shimmering Spark
u79o1
?
No.80193
80194 80195 80198
>>80189
"I don't really have much to add to the conversation."
>>80192
"Interesting."
Spark casts detect magic.
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80194
80196
>>80193
Signatures further away, but nothing on the necklace
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80195
80196 80198 80199
>>80192
Iron smirks. "Of course it is a compliment."
>>80193
"Maybe tell about your magic skills? We are going into a presumably dangerous place, you know."
Shimmering Spark
u79o1
?
No.80196
80197 80199
>>80192
>>80194
"Nope. It seems devoid of magic. I do sense some magic else where though. Too far away to tell."
>>80195
"Not a whole lot to say. A little bit of fire, and a whole lot of little tricks that haven't come in handy when facing monsters so far."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80197
80201
>>80196
Iron shrugs. "Eh, some magic is better than no magic. I guess." Iron continues his stroking. "Well? What is the plan for this mission? I hate being in the dark."
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80198
80199 80200 80201
>>80195
>>80193
>>80192
"Ive Decided against getting the kerosene, are you colts ready to go to the farm?"
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80199
80208
>>80196
"Well, it is still nice looking necklace. Perhaps there is collector who would take it still."

>>80195
"I would not know. I have not been called funny very often."

>>80198
"Of course. Lead way, my friend."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80200
>>80198
Iron stand up, being sure that Ash is on his back. "Well, I am. Do tell me the details of this mission at the campsite. Wait, should we wait for your marefriend? I thought she was coming with us."
Shimmering Spark
u79o1
?
No.80201
80203
>>80197
"Well, I can make an item glow to light up the place."
>>80198
"I'm ready."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80202
80203 80204 80206 80207
The ignoble mare returns in an equally undignified canter, head hanging low
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80203
>>80201
Iron deadpans at Spark.
>>80202
Iron feels like she is planning something but failed horribly here.
Shimmering Spark
u79o1
?
No.80204
80205 80208 80209
>>80202
"What's wrong?"
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80205
>>80204
Iron leans on Spark. "I think Silver's predictions came true," he whispers to him.
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80206
80208 80209
>>80202
"Whats wrong?"

Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80207
>>80202
Silver similarly looks at Blue with some concern.
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80208
80212
>>80199
>>80204
>>80206
Iron prods Silver. "It is your turn to say what is wrong."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80209
80210 80212 80214
>>80204
>>80206
"Nothing, I just can't be drinking in midday. Truly a poison"
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80210
80213
>>80209
Iron smirks. "Well, can you walk?"
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80212
80215
>>80208
"Well, it has been said twice already..."
>>80209
"Ah. Well, we are to head to location, if you want to come along. Maybe walk drink off."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80213
80216
>>80210
She spreads her wings from their folded position. Her two wings are very wide, and hold full set of azure white feathers

"Can you fly?"
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80214
80215
>>80209
"Want me to carry you?"
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80215
80217 80218
>>80214
"Are you sure you are strong enough? Maybe Silver..."

>>80212
"I may as well see what this thing is, even if I have to leave early"
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80216
80219
>>80213
"You have nice feathers. If it is supposed to be the same answer for both my question and yours, then you cannot walk." Iron shrugs. "Not that you could fly drunk anyway."
Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80217
80219
>>80215
Silver seems unsure about carrying Star's drunk marefriend, at least without his approval first. "Very well."
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80218
80219
>>80215
"Not a chance am i gonna let some other stallion carry you."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80219
80220 80221
>>80218
>>80217
>>80216
She looks back at the bunch
"I can fly"
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80220
80222
>>80219
"Sure. You can fly straight into a tree, or maybe to a zombie." Iron laughs. "Come on, let yourself be treated by your coltfriend already."
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80221
80222
>>80219
"if you say so."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80222
80223 80224
>>80220
"I bet you wish you could fly into those coconut trees plantation colt..."

>>80221
"Why won't you let him carry me? You are no stronger than me"
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80223
80225
>>80222
"Because im your coltfriend."
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80224
80225
>>80222
Iron chuckles. "I need only to climb the tree to get the coconut. I do not know about you."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80225
80226 80227
>>80224
"I just wait for the earth pony to hand it to me"

>>80223
"Then I'll walk"
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80226
80227 80228 80229
>>80225
"Thats fine. Are you ready to go?"
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80227
80229 80230
>>80225
Iron smiles. "Ah, you are lazy as well. If you keep that up, you will not lift yourself off the ground."
>>80226
"I am ready." Iron is fully armored except his good hoof for punching, shield on the other and carrying a fainted Ash on his back. "I shall follow your lead."

Silver
R4Aa6
?
No.80228
80230
>>80226
"I am ready, yes. Lead on."
Anonymous
14HBa
?
No.80229
80230 80231
>>80226
>>80226
"Yeah"

>>80227
"But I can lift myself off the ground, can't I, terrestrial one? I am no idle unicorn. I fight danger"
Anonymous
EmVB9
?
No.80230
80232 80234
>>80227
>>80228
>>80229
Dark Star heads for the door
Iron
QY7ud
?
No.80231
80233
>>80229
"At the cost of your frail body." Iron snickers. "Pretty sure that is why you have wings, because you naturally adapted to run away from danger. We learn to endure and beat them with our natural strength."