Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
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Ghost rider's character is observably and conclusively Lawful Evil, so I assumed that Tracy would naturally act to transition along those lines
>inb4 Tracy is trans
but again I didn't plan on waking up on the couch after several hours. >_<
>>7856>Transitioning into a Judeo-BolshevikIf she wanted to become a man, that's one thing. But this...
>>7856In some versions, ghost rider is part angel, but whatever gets me there is what I'll do...
>>7858Angels are also lawful,....
>>7858Some different versions end with you and your friend in the ocean
>>7859The Movie version is the Angel of Death
The same one that killed all the first borns...Dammit, Can nightmares even be part demon? I thought I'd just be half nightmare, after becoming extra-planar.
>>7860Kek, this. What's in a name? You're still going to trend in the direction you want (like I'm gonna say "no, its too late now, you're fucked").
>>7861Well, you weren't going to be part nightmare, you were going to be part Cauchemar tbh
All I wanted was to be able to use the Balor's whip...
... but your nature as a Cauchemar was going to be largely repressed unless you went 'super saiyan' so to speak.
>>7865Balor's whip is just a +1 flaming whip with an animation spell on it. You don't need to be a balor/demon for that.
>>7863>Not a Nightmare, but a CauchemarUh...
>>7867I looked it up too...
>>7867>>7868I know, its a minimal destinction, but the manual I have lists one as being essentially "The clydesdale of nightmares"
Make her full Nightmare or whatever. But to be part demon, especially part George Soros, is an Abomination
>>7869checks stats
>basically untra-buffed nightmareI am okay with this.
>>7870I'll just have the Bull preach the Jew out of me.
>>7869>>7870so about sacrificing yak lee.
>>7861Is it possible to purge/convert demonic elements?
>>7873Hitler has the power to purge Judaism.
>>7872Now would be the time.
>>7872He don't wanna talk to me, so I'm not gonna obstruct,... though sacrifices are necessarily evil.
>>7873As much as its possible for an MLP pone to go nightmare from drinking blood,....
>>7875what about a sacrafice to football?
>>7871>PreachWe're putting you on the Football Field and tackling you until it is all gone, or you have CTE too severe to function
>>7874Oh we can purge it alright, I am certain of that. What I am less certain about is if we can do it without killing her
>>7875/mlp/ ponies will go nightmare over anything. You saw how easily Rarity lost her mind?
>>7878Fair point (and Pinkie, and Twilight, and even Flutters for that matter)
>>7878Did she go nightmare or did she transform into something different? Because it matters
>>7879Canon Nightmare Dash when?
>>7880By her appearance? She just grew some little horns along her mane. Little blue gold-tipped ones. Also her breath is a little hotter than it was.
>>7881You have Pino-Dash, who, by the way, expresses perfectly my feelings on demons
>>7882No I mean what is her genetic profile now? Is she a Pony? A mixed blood? Something else?
Thez, who has been watching the proceedings carefully, restricted only by her faggot passing out like a faggot, chimes in.
"You never answered my question!" directed at Tracy. "What the hell did you do?!"
>>7884You get yours later ThezTrumpaladin agrees with Thez
[1d20 = 18]>>7886Grapples
>>7888>Trips and 18I stand corrected. Inferius Grabs creature
[1d20 = 10]>>7888>he took muh rape*bites and makes (probably useless) attemp to shake free*
>>7886You're still in the detention center, you won't escape without combat.
>>7883Pino-dash is magnificent.
>>7889>>7888>>7887They seem resolved to prevent you from escaping.
"Better question, where did you get that blood." Thez worms her way ridiculously toward Tracy.
Tracy now has a solid bite on Trump's arm. Her teeth are a smidge pointier than they have been.
>>7892dosent faze infernuis.
>>7896Sorry, I thought Trump was the first to react so I assumed. Tracy has a solid bite on Infernius.
>>7894Also, her teeth were always pointy (in canon). She's not unlike one of the Mares of Diomedes.
>>7897Is Thez near by? I snapped at her.
>>7894"Now why are her teeth different?" Trump wonders to himself, silently convicted of the answer
Tracy acquired Thez's blood when she cut off her tail after she fell unconscious from the blasphemy. Tracy acquired Soros's blood presumably from the severed arm
>>7895Don't make me sodomize you with this knife!
>>7898Still pointier.
>>7899She's getting there, but she's wrapped in bandages, it takes her a moment unless she <whooofs> which is taxing in her current state.
"I can tell by your scent that you've undergone an infernal transition. I don't know how you did it, let alone WHY."
>>7900I know that, but Thez missed it.
>>7902"I will say, you've really done it this time. There's no going back now, and this could have ramafications you didn't anticipate." she sighs.
[1d20 = 18]>>7903>*knife in the pooper*
>>7904"What did she do?" Trump asks Thez with a sensation of desparation
She continues, "Whatever nature you have adopted, extra-planar beings have a hierarchy that cannot be denied. You can be influenced, and in some cases directed. Worst case, you can be controlled," she says as Tracy sticks a knife in Infernius' pooper.
>>7906e_e "She appears to have stuck a knife in Infernius' butthole."
[1d20 = 13]
horn up tracy's asshole.
>All she wanted was to go outside
[angry autistic hoers screeching noises]
>>7908>>7909"Nevermind that!"
>>7907"Tell me more. Influenced and controlled by whom?"
>>7912*with a very sad tone of voice, like putting down Old Yeller*
"Tracy, I don't think you're leaving for a very long time"
Thez sighs and rips her way out her bandages again. "I'm never gonna heal at this rate," she says, exposing her dismal state again. She pulls out a largely rectangular green stone which begins to pulse and flicker with light. "As Above, So Below," she says, causing all movement (except from Trump, who is lawful) to cease.
[2d20 = 26]>>7911>*dodge and slice horn off*
The party (again, excluding Trump AND TRACY IF SHE'S LAWFUL NOW) is frozen in a paralyzed stasis.
>>7915"Please tell me. What did she do, what does it mean, and can we fix it?"
>>7917And of course, we have not resolved if she is or is not lawful
>>7917.. She's a good girl.. she dindu nuffin.
>>7919>>7920"I suppose it was bound to happen eventually, given how she is and the numerous little comments she's made over the course of our interaction, but she's not fully hoers now. I mean she's still obviously a hoers, but there's more to her, and I don't know what that means. TBH, I'm kind of a dunce when it comes to such things. When I was reformed, it was under very strict and controlled circumstances. This,... this is nothing like that."
>>7922"what do you believe she is now? And more importantly, what do you mean by controlled?"
She limps over to Tracy and pokes her with a random-looking gnarled stick.
"See? She's not wounded, she's not diseased or cursed,... this is complicated."
>>7923"Well, whatever nature she now has would have a correlating 'master'. Think of it like vampires, where the "leader" can influence and in some cases control their "flock"," Thez thinks for a moment. "In one case, Soros may be able to affect her mind,..." still more thinking, to which Thez brightens significantly. "In another case, that would make us half-sisters!"
>>7924"How would one become her "Master?" Would her master be the originator of the blood she ingested?"
>>7925"Yes. Which could be Soros, or it could be my infernal mother," Thez says, putting away the large green stone and retrieving an equally large but entirely irregular midnight blue stone. Holding it aloft she says the word of Chaos. I'm still not sure what that word is, but whatever it is, she says it. The resounding wave impacts everyone except Infernius, who are all (in addition to being paralyzed) are stricken with nauseating convulsions.
Oblivious to Trump's sudden collapse cuz she's fixated on Tracy, "See? She's not immune to either the Dictum or the Chaos word. This is beyond my understanding, she says grimly putting the stone away. Its at this time that she realizes everyone is either paralyzed, nauseated, or both.
"Oh. My bad," she produces both stones, and enacts two circles, one of chaos one of law, and the party is relieved of any ill effects.
>>7929Is a pin's drop away from mauling Thez
Trumpaladin's annoyance at the stones is overcome by the suggestion that an agent of a higher demon is in the room.
"well what can we do about it?"
Everyone is free to move, but everyone is also prone so the first move should be "Stand up"
>>7932continues to grapple tracy
>>7932Wrong. First move is "Grab demon puppet"
[1d20 = 7]>>7932*stands up*
>>7934*kicks in the face with hind legs*
>>7940"I hope you realize how bad this could be. Tracy could be another Soros puppet now, like a damned antifa member"
Thez, use a stone, or let her get away!
>tfw even in "last 50" my browser is fuggin up
>>7942"In the library a few days ago I was going through a volume of the history of a far off land known as Romania. They spoke of a most vile, wicked creature spawned straight from hell, and the most oppressive in all lands. The Judeo-Bolshevik. A creature that lives only to oppress and destroy. As Thez explained, it is controlled by blood, vampire-like. I think your prophet Hitler also spoke of the Judeo-Bolshevik, though I do not know enough to be sure. That creature we maimed a week ago - George Soros - I believe, was one of those, a Judeo-Bolshevik. And now, I think Tracy is too in some small part. She has the blood in her. But it's a big enough part for Soros to control her, to use her as his instrument."
>>7939Except for this one, not the best of rolls. I'm gonna say that Tracy (enraged, and now with flames bursting from hooves and mane) barrels her way out of the quarantine area.
>>7946I had to task-mgr close and reopen. It seems to be working alright now.
>>7948Has she gotten any larger yet?
>>7947what we do with tracy?
>>7947You'll have to give her a new master then.
>>7951"I do not know, I really don't."
>>7952I mean, if you can be controlled with bodily fluids...
>>7948Combine Run feat with Escape Artist skill and GTFO
[1d20 = 17]>>7950Nothing apparent.
>>7951"First, we stop her," Thez says, before <whoofing> to the city's main gate.
>>7954
>>7953>>7951"But she's gone now. Like Soros"
>>7956maybe if me drink angel blood we catch her?
>>7955"What can we do even? She'll be back anyways. With her brood father when he returns, most likely"
>>7954With a greater strength than she's previously known, Tracy successfully evades all the people who try and corral, obstruct, or detain her. Thez is there, still all fucked up, but with a look of seriousness she hasn't shown before. Tracy is in full flight, so she has the attack of opportunity.
>>7957"Let's not drink any more blood. Too many possible unforeseen consequences"
[1d20 = 11]>>7959*charges right over her*
>>7961Why didn't I just stab?
>>7960we go help thez!
infernuis charges throrugh where tracy ran through.
[1d20 = 13]>>7961Fail.
T> Stunning fist
>>7966AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNND! There I go...
[1d20 = 4]>>7966You fucked up. Grab Soros-puppet
Thez strikes Tracy in the sternum, leaving her momentarily unable to move (stunned).
"You could run if you really want. I will even let you, even though my faggot will REEEEEE for the next hour, but what would holding you back accomplish? We're not your enemy. I didn't put up that quarantine, and its not what I would have chosen. Still, I can't blame you if you're not happy with how things turned out. The choice is yours," she says, stepping aside as Tracy regains composure.
Your move.
>>7968You're all still back at the quarantine area, which is a good 100 feet away or so (she was in a full-sprint, evade so even though she took penalties against incoming attacks, she evaded and made good her escape).
[1d20 = 20]>>7966GRapple tracy
[1d20 = 4]>>7969>expecting a rational response from a hysterical hoers*runs away*
"Thez, how does this 'control' work? Is it whoever's bodily fluids are inside of her?"
Infernius is the first to arrive on scene as Tracy begins to again escape. He successfully tangles up her legs in a tackle, granting an additional moment to stop her, but otherwise not preventing anything nor successfully grappling (the 20 went toward the pursuit)
[2d20 = 17]>>7975*rear kick*
*runs away*
[1d20 = 5]>>7976Grapple with all the strength of Football
[1d20 = 19]>>7976grab tail and pull towards me
[1d20 = 11]>>7977*kicks you in the face with the rage of 6 gorillion suns*
>>7974"Bob, keep an eye on her," Thez says behind her, and in response the words "Swift defeat to my enemies can be heard, while an arrow with a golden boxing glove for an arrowhead shoots vertically out of her quiver, attached to a maroon rope, attached to a translucent green bow with a shadowy essence trailing off of it.
Tracy kicks Infernius, but not damagingly, it just wonks him in the jaw.
She again takes flight, while the bow trails off after her.
>>7974"In my experience, its like an impulse. An urge to act in a particular way that is not internally motivated. Its only been done to me once, and I wasn't particularly conscious at the time."
It appears everyone is joining in on this.
So now it seems that everyone is involved in a Bugs Bunny cluster-smoke-brawl.
[1d20 = 3]>>7979Now you done fucked up you blue bitch! Smash the blue soros puppet in the head
"Aw fuck it!"
*Withdraws Vanderiem*
Since everyone keeps missing, no one either lands a successful blow NOR breaks the grapple, and the cluster fight continues.
"Uhm,... guys,..." Thez says
[1d20 = 8]>>7986grabs vanderiem with force powers
It's Inferius's turn, right?
[1d20 = 1]
*Just fucking runs towards the field*
>>7990you no hurt tracy,trump
[1d20 = 9]>>7990Holds the fuck on to Vanderiem
"You're not helping Soros win this. Be against them or be with them"
I'm actually waiting to see if anyone lands something to decide what's happening. So far everyone is still in a brawl
>>7992"She's not Tracy. Not anymore. Tracy is gone"
Thez does know a spell that will 'resolve' the situation, and she's very near to using it, just saying.
>>7996tracy still in there, you no hurt friend!!!
>>7999>>8000Was that an action?
>>7998It's the only way to save her
[autistic screeching stops]
>>7999>>8000>>8002>>8003>tfw I'm not the only one thinking itThez <whoofs> away, while the fighting ensues. She's now outside the gate, not far from the entrance, and she's chanting.
>>8002>>8003>>8000so are you about to fug tracy?
Trump comes to the conclusion that the only way to liberate Tracy from Soros or Thez's demon mother is to make himself her controller, which he believes can be done by the same way Soros/Thez's evil mother gained control - by inserting some of his own fluids into her
>>8006Yes, it's the only reasonable course of action
O_O It,... it doesn't quite work that way
"Shhh, this is getting good"
If I just changed into the Wilder class, I can pic on 1st level wilder power, correct?
>>8009It YES work that way!
You guys don't have the whole story, its all been so sudden that I,...
"WILL <smack> YOU <smack> SHUT <smack> UP <smack>?"
>>8010Not consciously, but yes
Trumpaladin proceeds with a target that is strangely non-resisting
Thez completes her spell and stands waiting. She looks an awful lot like a female Freddy Kruger, but she's using full concentration in spite.
>>8009I laughed so fucking loud at this. And yes it does work that way
>>8018See
>>7999 and
>>8000. So yes, X
\r
>GM shrugs, "It is a horsefucker board."
>Thez is transfixed (both in game and not) @_@
... lets not get carried away with the details now,....
>>8019infernuis stares in a mixture of disgust and intrigue.
>>8022Suffice to say that Trumpaladon has a hold on Tracy and is executing his plan
Trumpalaidn fears pony AIDS, but continues for the sake of saving Tracy
>_< Why do I bother planning anything anymore?
Thez however, sorta tackles Infernius.
"I know all about what you were planning"
>_<#
>>8027And Trump completes his plan by transference of the controlling power
>>8027me sorry you no get to eat steak.
* infernuis says from under? thez*
>>8027What is Thez doing?
"TRACY IS CURED!" Trump yells, putting back on his pants
*collapses, twitching erratically*
>>8028Very subtle. ^_~
>>8029Oh, doesn't she (pun intended)?
>>8030Thez is letting Infernius lead.
>>8031The crowd of Port Barry stares awkwardly, including Fae who can't even.
>>8033Please no. Keep Port Barry in the city on the other side of the wall and river, and Fae on the other side of the fort
>everyone gets laid, except for Torquil
You just had to step aside didn't you. You couldn't have tied her up, or incapacitated her, oh no.
"Are you KIDDING? This shit is not canon!" Trumpaladin edits with an Orwellian grin.
\r
>>8035>implying he's not getting molested by his hoers
>>8034Uh, you guys never quite left the city, and with the commotion people are bound to wander over.
>>8037Good for him, then.
>>8038it- its alright says infernuis
>>8038But the detention center is a part of the coastal fortress, which is outside of the city walls
"Wh,... what manner of paladin ARE you," Fae asks with a detectable note of disgust in her voice.
>>8041This is news to me. That would decrease the civilian witnesses (still some guards tho), but Fae still saw it.
>>8040>wubs, she lets him be dominant>_< facepalming
>>8042*Why did she have to be so close*
"one who is willing to sacrifice much to save a teammate"
>>8045>tfw infernuis died a virgin so he dosent know how to be agressive in this area.
This is far and wide from what I had intended. There was supposed to be a fight and a new faction introduced. C'est la vive.
>>8047Act like a bull should, you wimp! Don't disappoint her.
>>8045>bull mode activated.
>>8047Thez's skills include dancing, if you follow. She knows how to 'incite' someone to 'act'. Lets just say Infernius (who previously indicated he was still interested) has accomplished his intentions.
>>8051It certainly resolves character ambitions MUCH quicker than I had anticipated,....
Here is the map of Port Barry. As you can see, there is a fortress to the right of the harbor. That would be the most logical location for an immigration detention center, because it is away from the city, making transmission of disease less likely.
>Dying of embarssment, and possibly also pony AIDS
Can I speak to Fae?
>>8053NOPE. Not a waifu! Just want to free her from Soros