Let's get to it. This is the ongoing RP game. We're mid session so don't mind me, but you're welcome to join or watch or whatever.
Some ridiculous shit just went down, previous thread here:
https://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/and OP just set his steaks on fire while Trump approaches the group of felines.
"Please hold!" says a large bipedal light-grey.
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[2d20 = 34]>>7648I am going to assume I am about 20 feet away.
I use metastaff to go ivisable
1st roll is stealth
2nd roll is for knocking rracy our with a quick blow from my staff
>>7656Trump backs away with uncertainty. He looks over to Thez, and tells her "as you were," signalling she may proceed with whatever she intended
[2d20 = 25]>>7657>Implying I can be flanked at this levelsaving roll with improved uncanny dodge
*counter-stabs because reasons*
>>7660Bu-but I rolled 20 on stealth while invisable
>>7661Something dark has entered her. Changed her. Perhaps overtaken her
Satanic >rape
"I'm still me!
>>7665no she same tracy she was always that way.
>>7666Right as I was going to fucking post
>>7670she bite nose ring. she would do that anyway.
Trumpaladin pulls out his journal, where he keeps his notes on the happennings in this world. Past the long sections about the new stadium, the Davisian mendicant order, and the new tower, are the sections on the players. the longest section is on Thez, with sratched out titles like "KILL" and "KILL LATER." Inferius's section has notes like "generally well intended, "weird obsession with a stone well," and "not the brightest, while Tourcil's has notes like "Moderate meming abilities" and "desires the acquisition of new knowledge and powers."
But the last section is the shortest, devoted to the "the blue one." It says only "Not sure if player or pack animal," "scary" and finally "Jump scare."
>>7674How would trump feel about concentration camp?
>>7676infernuis draws this on ground and show torq.
>>7677hey trump me think port barry need bigger wall.
>>7682i hope not i was having fun.
>>7684I think we need to sacrifce murder horse to appease him
>>7685lets sacrifice yak lees character.
>>7685Hoo-man sacrifices are more effective.
>>7686Considering hes 's been gone forever?
Sure!
>>7688>>7687>>7683hows everybody feel about this?
>>7686 >>7690any paticular way we want it done?
>>7693To which God should we sacrifice her?
Also, do you want a public ban message on the last post? Might be something we can do >>7697Football. hitler dosent except yak blood.
>>7697>herThe Yak is going before me.
And who the hell are you?
*unsheathes sacrificial knife*
>>7697yea on ban message if you can
>>7700NO
THE YAK SHALL GO BEFORE THE CREATOR OF THE GAME
THE ONE WHO HAS BROUGHT US HERE,
AND WILL GUIDE US
>>7702I meant, before your assholes try to kill me.
>>7700You and I know each other. Many month together now
>>7703tracy you friend, we no send you.
>>7703I was joking bbout that, but whatever
He's a Monk Yak, right? Perhaps we should do it the Tibetan way, and Throw him off of the crystal.
>>7704realized it moments after posting
Ah shit. I g2g for now...
GM is busy writing the plan for the awesome game we're going to have tonight, right?
>>7704>*humps leg*>>7718I'm sure you already understand -_<
>[leg humping intensifies] >>7720I suck at typing emoticons...
>>7720Trumpaladin, sensing the demonic influence, actually takes notice now of the leg humping. He shakes off the demon-thing
>>7722trump she always hump-leg.
>>7724Thez told me she smells different. She smells... like a demon. And though a pony may... well, I'm not sure what I let them do, a demon may not touch me
>>7726>shity music plays in backgroundSo now how long do we wait?
maybe he is baking a new bread?
>>7733Corrupted in which episode?>>7734He would have said something
>>7735What matters is that all demons - or demonic elements - are physically removed
>>7738Now that's more fuckable, but what matters is that infernals cannot be suffered to let live >>7731Thats shitty music but I specifically meant the song "stuck like glues"
>>7739Nightmares aren't demons.
>>7739she still our friend trump.
>>7741Trump will let a nightmare hump him, but infernals are another matter
Are nightmares infernals? I'm confused. Only certain types of evil will be allowed near>>7742Things have changed. Maybe, maybe not
>>7744ok then she still my friend trump.
>>7744They're not infernal, althougfh they have fiendish attributes.
In the game lore, they're creatures created from Pegasi, subjected to a ritual that involves cutting-off their wings.
I could've had my character spontaneously evolve into a Pegasus (horse evolution) and then cut off her wings, but GM gave me permission. >>7746How can a demon be a friend?
>>7747Actually, forget the fiendish attributes. They're just extra-planar.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Nightmare >>7751smoke looks pretty handy.
>>7747It's a matter of species. If Tracy is a pony with new special powers that come from Evil magic, then Trumpaladin actually likes her more, because her alignment has shifted to lawful. But demons and certain creatures are per se "must be killed." They are like communists to Trump. Or probably the way inferius sees Jews>>7750*hardens his eyes while looking at Inferius*
Mouthes, but does not say aloud, "I am aware"
>>7752She didn't drink Thez's AIDS-ridden blood. She drank Soros's blood (infused with the souls of a thousand children). Thez is just Fucking with your minds.
>>7756... That lying bitch. I KNEW SHE WASN'T TO BE TRUSTED
>>7756tracy it not nice to lie.
>>7759WHERE IS GM! FAE NEEDS TO DO AN AIDS TEST ON TRACY!
>>7761She didn't drink Thez's blood!
>Implying Soros isn't secretly hiding a cure for AIDS It's really risky, but we can take Tracy to Fae, and do a dice roll to determine of she is a Nightmare or infected with Jew-AIDs
>>7762What is Soros though?
>>7763I wanted the Balor's legendary powers (i.e. Flaming Whip, vorpal blades.. etc)
>do a dice roll to determine of she is a Nightmare or infected with Jew-AIDsI won't make the same mistake Infernius did!
>>7770If you have their powers, then maybe
>What is graftingGrafting is a process by which part of a living entity is placed onto another living entity, and continues life with the same genetic structure and attributes. I.E., part of you is per se George Soros
>>7770Also, you might have Jew AIDS
>>7772Perhaps, although I'm not sure how GM will digest that homebrew
>>7774If he were here, we'd take you to FAE, and she'd determine if you are a nightmare, or if you are now 5-10% George Soros
>>7775do it feel my freindship curess you trump, make the roll.
GM is alive and well, and he will return to us soon.
>>7777I HATE YOU YOU LIVING PIECE OF SHIT
>>7784Also, invalid roll. GM is not here.
>>7788He said before that we are allowed to settle things with dice rolls when he is not here
>>7786Why would she attack Fae? Is it because Fae is a gentile and not a good goy at that? >>7789Yeah, but players can't roll for other players.
Well, partly.. >>7790You need to roll. Chose who you shall be
>>7791>rolling to fuck yourselfI refuse! I will wait for GM to patch things up (if he's still alive)
Soros' blood is 99% the blood infused from children captured for him anyway. That's how he keeps living after all these centuries.
Fuck this shit,
Im going to bed
>>7792It's a pretty straightforward fix. Say she's a Nightmare but 0% demon, and that if she smelled like demon earlier it's because the blood was in her briefly, but has since been, I guess, well, digested or otherwise destroyed. And also she does not have the JIV virus
>tfw you wake up on the couch, without any intention of sleeping or even napping.
>tfw 3 hours have gone by.
Oh ffs what have I done. Shit.
;_; I didn't mean or intend for this to happen, last thing I remember was eating for a moment and suddenly I'm waking up. Its lame as fuck but is the truth. ~_~
I'm almost finished catching up
I'll say this without reservation, my understanding was that Tracy drank Thez' blood, and thereby what changes have occurred made her devilish, and not demonic. Again, there's a difference (lawful vs. chaoitic)
>>7756Okay, this says otherwise.
>rubs face, still confused that things turned out this way.
Okay, from the appearance, not a whole lot has actually occurred since,... previous. Many apologies to Torcuil, as well as anyone else who has been inconvenienced by my sudden turn of departure.
>>7805I need to know if Tracy is still Tracy, or we need to hover the Crystal Trump Tower 2000 feet over the ocean and drop her off
>>7807sardonic laughterI think so?
>>7808She seems fine. She's no more/less erratic than previous, and there's the horn-things (unless I've overlooked more cutting).
Is everyone still in the detention center?
>>7809Trumpaladin appreciates the difference
>>7810We're still in the detention center. Now what is she? Run her by Fae for a JIV test
Tracy still needs fresh air
>>7811Well, when 'last' I checked, I was under the impression that she had consumed Thez' blood which fits the "lawful" shift much better. Soros' blood would have resulted in a "chaotic" shift, but essentially the same effect overall.
Its not a big deal, but one choice puts her closer to fitting as Trump's eventual mount
>quaffs speed potion energy drink
>>7813What is that effect?
>>7814Trump has a zero tolerance policy on demons
>>7812That depends
>>7813Does drinking blood really affect alignment? I
I was intending to do it again next chance I got. >>7817>>7816Technically there are no standing rules for this type of thing, we're on the fly with this though I was using it to explain Tracy's desired shift in alignment and character abilities/skills (from rogue to wilder).
If she drinks demon-Jew blood, does she then become part demon-Jew, or is it digested and metabolized, but she retains powers?
Also did she get Jew AIDS from Soros
>>7818Can I trade barbarian for Wilder instead? I only wanted Rage, but I never get the chance to use it...
IRL, GM looks to Thez with a hint of concern on his face. She shrugs at him. "Don't ask me what happened."
>>7821Thats fine.
>>7819This is another reason I was hoping it was Thez' blood, the whole demon-jew thing.
>>7816Okay. The lasting effects of the transformation are 'generally' minimal. The intent was for Tracy to now be 'the slightest bit' observably altered, but with an accessable 'feral/bestial' mode to be explored in combat as needed.
>>7823>feral/bestialIs this alternate form, or mind?
>>7823So... is she part demon-Jew-globalist now?
>>7826That really depends. I'ma let Tracy have the final say.
>>7827Which blood was it, and/or both?
>>7826Only enough to become Trumpadin's Greatest Ally.
>>7831Not until you've passed an AIDS test missy
>>7833Tracy is already immune to most STDs.
>>7828But is she a Nightmare, or 10% demon jew?
>>7834>MostJIV is a very powerful virus
>>7831*sticks head in bag of Moon Sugar*
*makes for the exit*
>>7836Yeah, but it's closer to vampirism: it only affects dead targets.
>>7837And back in the cell you go
>>7840"Beware Inferius, she may be part globalist Jew-Demon"
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>>7838Those are some convincing rolls on both sides. Would you be mad if I concluded that you first drank Thez' blood and are now fighting with Infernius, trying to also drink the demon-jew bood?
>>7843Just tell me what are the consequences of drinking demon blood, and then we'll decide if we care
I mean it could be she drank Soros' blood and is now fighting to drink Thez', but that's harder to align with the desired overall progress (both being a wilder and trending toward Trump's mount)
[1d20 = 3]>>7843>drinking a jew's blood makes you a jew now?My plan was to drink the blood of every villain....I already drank whatever it was
>>7844With how I was planning things, the outcome of the demon blood would be an extra-planar shift towards demon (chaotic evil). Similarly, Thez' blood would be an extra-planar shift toward devil (lawful evil)
If its both, thats actually easier too, in that she already experienced an internal crisis and fought off the developing 'thing', which would have trended toward chaos anyway (yes, more than she was already)
>>7848Can I be neutral? Nightmare is Neutral Evil.
>>7850Again, that would work if she drank both. It still doesn't put you as close to the desired alignment, but it would fit.
>>7845Trump doesn't mount demons of any variety. Nightmares sure, but demons get helicopter rides
>>7848When you say "towards," do you mean "like in some respects" or do you mean "she becomes part jew demon and in the process acquires its characteristics"?
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>>7851>using items to change alignmentTracy will decide her path by herself.
>>7852In a not dissimilar sense to how Thez is significantly a devil (but not wholly) Tracy is now significantly,... that's up in the air,... but not wholly. Its basically a plot device to allow her to more fully Johnny Blaze without an even lengthier transition/explanation.